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The Burning Crusader

by ElementBrigade

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Chapter 1: Greet and flee

It was a peaceful day in ponyville, like any other day. The sun was shining, the sky was clear of any clouds, and no monsters in sight. Yes, it was perfect day for all ponies to continue their daily lives. But for one lavender pony and one purple & green dragon, it would be the beginning of an interesting adventure.

"So, care to explain why you need me to come along with you Twilight?" said Spike.

"I told you before Spike, I need your help examining the old castle," Twilight responded as she was taking notes on the structure of the castle. "If we're going to  rebuild this castle as a gift to Celestia, then we need to know what we need for construction."

"Ugh," said Spike rolling his eyes "why couldn't you get somepony else to do it?"

"That’s because Applejack is busy bucking apples to sell on the market, Fluttershy is taking care of an injured animal, Pinkie is...well I don't even know where she is, Rainbow Dash is busy training, and Rarity is working on her clients’ outfits." she explained. "So, seeing as how you don't have anything to do, I figured you could help me with this project of mine for Celestia."

"I'm starting to wish I stayed in bed just a little bit more." He thought to himself.

"Now come along Spike; the sooner we're done here, the sooner you can-"

BOOM!

"WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT!" said Spike, covering his ears from the loud explosion.

"I don't know," Twilight responded, as she saw a gigantic smoke cloud appearing in the sky, "but we’d better go and see what it was that made that sound." With that, Twilight and Spike ran off towards the direction of the large smoke plume.

( One long-ass walk through the Everfree forest later )

Eventually, the two companions made it to where the smoke was coming from. To their surprise, there was somepony, or, rather, something, standing in the midst of the smoke. As the smoke started to clear, it became apparent that whatever it was, it wasn’t a pony.. What stood there was a creature wearing a long, white trench coat; a short black shirt with a pair of pants similarly colored; black leather bandages, a black glove, and a gold bracelet on its left arm; and long, knee-high black boots. In terms of the creature itself, it seemed rather pony-like, except its muzzle was much shorter, its ears were on the side of its head, and it didn’t appear to have any fur.  It had a rather pale complexion, with deep-maroon eyes and flaming red hair. The creature was also carrying a sword with the coloration of a phoenix, but with a deep black covering most of it as well.

This got the little bookworm even more interested in the creature. Before she could get a closer look at the creature, it collapsed to the ground. With that, Twilight ran towards it to see if it was still alive..

"Twilight, are you sure it's safe to get close to it?" muttered Spike, carefully approaching the creature.

"What is this thing? It looks like a mix between an ape and a minotaur," she leaned her head closer to its chest and listened. She could hear a heartbeat and faint breathing. "Well whatever it is, it's alive, thank goodness." Twilight's horn began to glow, and a faint purple aura covered the creature for a few seconds. "There's no damage to it, at least," With that, she leaned closer to the creature's face.

"Careful Twilight! It might eat our faces, like the monsters in the movies." shouted Spike.  With that, the creature's eyes flickered open, causing Twilight and Spike to jump back and scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The creature sat up rubbing its head, wondering who it was that was screaming. As its eyes scanned the area for life, it spotted Twilight in a fighting stance, with her horn glowing and Spike hiding behind her.

"You know, where I come from, it's considered rude to attack someone for no reason." the creature said, getting itself up and off of the ground.  This took Twilight completely off guard, as the creature walked towards her, extending its hand towards her.

"So, care to tell me who you are and where I am, miss?"

There was a moment of tense silence and awkwardness, until Twilight spoke. “Um...m-my name is Twilight Sparkle," she said shaking its hand, "and this is my number-one assistant, Spike." Spike poked his head out from behind Twilight and waved. "And to answer your second question, you’re in the Everfree Forest, located in Equestria."

"Alright, that answers two of my questions, so now my next question." the creature said as it pointed its finger at her. " Are you a pony?"

Twilight smiled nervously and shook her head in affirmation to the creature. "Well, a unicorn to be precise, but..oh where are my manners?" She cleared her throat, closed her eyes, and began to introduce herself. "Ahem! My name is Twilight Sparkle, faithful student to Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, and princess of the sun. What's your name?"

"The name’s Amy Anderson the Third, semi-famous artist and cosplayer."

"Alright....Amy. It's good to see that you’re alright, and not injured." she sighed with relief. "Now can you tell me what you are? You certainly aren’t a pony."

"Well, I'm a human," said Amy, looking at Twilight as she looked back curiously at Amy.

"Human?" wondered Twilight with confusion. She knew almost everything about every creature in Equestria, but she had never come across anything like her. "I've never heard of a human before. Where in Equestria did you come from?"

"Um...I'm not from Equestria; I'm from Earth."

"Earth? Is it a country? A kingdom? A town? What?"

"No, no, and no. It’s actually a planet."

A moment of silence hung in the air after Amy said that she was from another planet. "WAIT! So....So that means that you’re an alien from another planet!?" Amy nodded yes to Twilight's question. "THIS...IS...AMAZING! An alien from another planet, you’ve got to tell me everything," she said, as her horn began to glow, levitating a scroll, along with a pen and quill. "What's Earth like? Do all humans wear strange clothing there? What's cosplay? Do you have a princess, a king, or a queen? What's your money like? Do you have books? What's-"

"Um...Twilight, you’re doing it again." Spike said as he looked towards her with one eyebrow up.

"Oh...Sorry about that…” Blushing after realizing that her excitement had drawn her much closer to Amy than comfortable, she stepped back a few inches, away from Amy’s face. "Ahem! Now Amy, can you please explain how you got here?"

This got Amy thinking. "Huh. Now that you ask me that question, I really don't know how I got here. I was just minding my own business, looking at this costume in a new store that opened up near where I lived. While I was looking, I found Elesis's Burning Heart outfit, bought it with whatever money I had, and walked out the door. After that, a bright light came out of nowhere, and then poof...here I am."

When Amy was finished telling her story about how she’d ended up in Equestria, she noticed a strange look on Twilight's face. Not the innocent kind of look, but the kind that spelled trouble.

"An alien from another planet. This is amazing!  Just think of the possibilities...." Twilight thought to herself. She imagined herself getting the Hoofbel Prize; crowds of ponies cheering for her for and her discovery: another planet. She saw Princess Celestia congratulating her in all sorts of ways for her discovery, as well.  

"Hey, um...Spike, right?...Is she okay?" Amy said, slightly worried. Spike shrugged, though he knew what was going on. This wasn't be the first time Twilight acted like this.

"Twilight...you ok?" Just as Spike was about to tap Twilight on the shoulder, Twilight grabbed his arm and said, "Excuse us, we need to have a little talk," and in the blink of an eye, they both disappeared, leaving Amy alone in the middle of the forest.

"Um....Ok....What the hell just happened?"

Reappearing behind a couple of bushes, Twilight let got of Spike’s arm and looked at him with huge smile on her face. "Do you realize what we just found Spike?" Spike shook his head no. "An alien from another planet Spike! ANOTHER PLANET! Do you know what this means?"

"No."

"Fame, Spike! Fame! Do you know how rare it is to find a being from beyond the stars?”

"I’d say pretty rare, seeing as how we find a lot of weird things in the Everfree forest."

"Exactly! Think of the possibilities! All the things that we could learn from her! She might even know how to use magic like us!"

"Twilight, I doubt she can use any-"

*BOOM*

Before Spike could finish his sentence, they heard a loud explosion, similar to the one  earlier, but not quite as loud. When they looked over the bushes they were hiding behind, they saw, to their surprise, Amy holding a flame in her hand, and a bewildered look on her face in front of a  burning tree. Twilight looked at Spike with a smug look on her face.

"Alright, so she does have magic,” was all Spike had to respond with.

"I told you. Amy might be the most important discovery this world has ever seen!" Twilight then rubbed her hands together, as a creepy smile came across her face. "Now all we have to do is capture her, and take her to Celestia."

"Why Celestia?"

"Because she would be thrilled to know that there’s other life beyond the stars, and this would prove it!" While Amy was still trying to figure out how she was able to shoot fire from her hand, she overheard the two talking behind the bushes, where they thought Amy couldn't. Normally, she would have gotten the hell out of there, but her curiosity got the better of her, and she wanted to see how things would turn out.

"But what if she doesn't want to tell you about her home planet?" Spike inquired.

"Oh Spike, I'm sure she'll tell us everything we need to know, once we get to Canterlot. I'm sure Celestia would want to know as well, especially Artemis. Now come on, let's go back and see if she’s willing to come with us."

It was the last part of what Twilight had said that sent chills down Amy's spine. If there was one thing she hated the most on her list of things she hated, other her father and mother, that would have to be being used a test subject and being experimented on. Well, that and a few other things, but those were besides the point.

"Alright. [Option A] I could go with her, and be a lab rat to the ponies of this planet; [Option B], I could haul ass and run like hell, though they would hunt me down; or, [Option C], act like a dumbass and try to make her keep me a secret." Before she could give herself time to think of which one to take, she heard rustling in the bushes. "Shit, looks like we're going with Option B, then." And with that, she ran off towards the exit of the Everfree, leaving behind a small piece of folded paper.

*Poof*

"Ok, we're back. So Amy, I was wondering if......where did she go?" Twilight started. Spike looked down to see a folded piece of paper. "I think this is for you Twilight," He said, as he handed her the paper. Twilight unfolded the paper and began to read it out loud.

  Dear Twilight Sparkle,

     Normally I wouldn't do stuff like this, but I sort-of overheard your conversation behind the bushes over there. Between you and me, I'm not a fan of being noticed by a bunch of cute, colorful ponies. I get that a lot at home, when it come to doing class projects and presentations in college. Anyways, I decided to head off and explore this land you called ‘Equestria’. Maybe when you’ve cooled down a bit, I can tell about Earth and stuff.

                    Sincerely,

                              Amy Anderson

P.S. By the time you read this, I'll be out of this God-forsaken forest  ;P

A tense moment of silence hung in the air. Twilight turned to look at Spike and said, "Spike, do you see any footprints anywhere?"

Spike scanned the area for footprints, and, seeing some, said, "Over there. They lead towards Ponyville. Why?"

"Because we are going find her and take her to Celestia, even if she starts kicking and screaming," she said, while a creepy smile once more appeared on her face.

"Are you sure we’ll be able to catch her? I mean, you saw that she can use magic, right?"

"Yes, but it appears she can't use any spells other than fire. That means we’ll be able to capture her with no problems at all,” Twilight grabbed Spike by the arm. “Now come on; we have a human to capture," she said as her horn began to glow, teleporting them to the exit of the Everfree Forest.

As Twilight and Spike took chase, an insect-looking pony was watching the event that took place moments ago from within a rotten tree trunk. "That creature seemed interesting. Not only that, but it can use magic as well,” saying this, the odd creature started to flap its insect-like wings, flying off deep into the forest. "The Queen will find this very interesting. Let’s see what she has in store for it…”

Chapter 2: Cooking with apples

(2 Hours of running later)

Amy was running through the Everfree Forest. Unfamiliar with the layout of her surroundings, and having a crazy lavender unicorn on your tail it pretty much didn't help her. Unlike the forest at home this one was dense and thick (No pun intended), despite a few growls and rustling in the bushes she continue to push forwards. Half way near the exit of the forest she came across a backpack in the middle open forest.

"The hells a backpack doing here in the middle of the forest?" She thought to herself as she walked over and pick the bag up.

Upon picking the back up she notice a letter attached to it saying.

    Dear Amy Anderson

       Here's a bag that will help you on your journey/adventure in Equestria. Normally I don't do this kinda of thing just for anypony, but seeing how your not a pony I guess I could help you out. Think of this as a welcoming gift to our planet. Any who about this bag, don't worry about running out of room cause this bag has infinite amount of storage, and can keep cooked food warm or cold depending. Anyway I must be going now, welcome to Equestria blah blah blah and all that jazz seeya.

               Sincerely, E

P.S.

You might want to start running now, cause you know that crazy unicorn that is chasing you right? Well she right behind you, she got tired of waiting on you at the exit of the forest.

"I FOUND HER TWILIGHT!" Yelled Spike.

"Oh fuck me sideways!" Amy immediately took off running like a bat out of hell, causing Spike to run after her. Looking around to see what to use to slow him down, she notice a branch in front of her. A she ran she grabbed the flexible branch an hit Spike in the nose with it, causing him to trip and get tangled up in some of the vines on the forest floor.

"Yes finally something from a cartoon finally wor-" Just as she said that, she tripped on a root that was sticking out of the ground. "Ow....the universe just loves to see me suffer doesn't it?"

Before she could recover from her fall, Twilight was standing right in front of her.

"How the hell did you get from all the way back there? To here in less then a minute?"

"I'm a unicorn remember?" Said Twilight with a smirk on her face. "We can master any form of magic." She vanished then reappeared next to Amy. "Even teleportation spells like this!"

"Oh....Well.....Fuck." Amy trembled a bit in fear

"Fuck me sideways! She can use magic!" She thought to herself as she bolted to try to run away.

"Oh no you don't!" Her horn starting to glow, and a lavender aura was forming around Amy's legs as she tried to run. "Like it? It a levitation spell, pretty much all unicorns learn this spell when they are just little fillies."

Amy turned and saw Twilight standing next to her. "It's very handy when is comes to getting stuff from hard to reach places, multi tasking, and capturing humans like you." She smiled with an evil tone in her voice at the last part of her sentence.

Spike rustling out of the bushes with his hand covering his nose. Twilight took notice and saw that his nose was bleeding, then looked at Amy with a Devilish grin on her face.

"Mission accomplished Spike!" Said Twilight as she gave Spike a napkin to cover his nose. "Now I believe we have an engagement with Princess Celestia and Prince Artemis but first, why don't I examine you first? Think of it as payback for giving my number one assistant a bloody nose, and for running off." She said with a creepy smile on her face that only stalkers give.

"Oh god this can't be good, quick think Amy what did grandpa say when your in a situation like this?"

(Flashback to her younger years as a kid )

"Now Amy, when dealing with a magical talking unicorn and she can use levitation spell there are three ways of getting out of it. Said Grandpa James.

"What are they grandpa?" Said Amy with a innocent look on her face.

"One would be to cut the horn off, two you need to hit it so the spell would be canceled, and three distract it with a bag full of sugar cubes."

"Why sugar cubes grandpa?"

"Cause all ponies love sugar cubes, it like crack to them....minus the side affects that is."

(End of the flash)

As she finished thinking to herself, Amy reached for her backpack to see if she had anything she could to dispel Twilight's magic. Looking inside she found a bag full of sugar cubes. "YES! Lady luck is on my side for once in my life." As Twilight turn her head to see why Amy was moving around, she saw the bag of sugar cubes and immediately dropped her on the ground.

"A...Are those...W...What I think they are?" She said while drooling a bit.

"Yup." Amy said opening the small bag to show Twilight. "Sugar Cubes."

Amy moved the bag in different directions to get the lavender ponies attention. "You want it?" She ask making Twilight nod yes. "Then got get it!" With that she threw the bag behind her, making Twilight bolt after it like a dog catching his ball.

"Well that was something....Anyway I better get out of here before she returns." As she turned around about to leave the forest, she was blocked by Spike still covering his bloody nose.

"And where do you think your going alien?" Said Spike blocking the path she was going to leave.

"Oh right forgot about you kid."She thought to herself. "Well seeing how she'll be busy with the bag of sugar cubes, I think I should leave before she returns."

"And what makes you think I would let you get away after what you did?"

"Oh I will escape cause there's one move that will let me escape." She said walking slowly towards Spike.

"And that would be?"

"THIS!" Amy kick Spike in between his legs, causing him fall to the ground, covering his private parts, and curling up in a ball. If there were church bells ringing in the distance then you would hear then, along with the sound of walnuts being smashed by a nutcracker.

"OW! OH SWEET CELESTIA THAT HURTS!!" He said rolling in pain from Amy's attack.

"Sorry buddy, but I don't like to being experimented on." Looking through her backpack she pulled out an ice pack and place it next to Spike. "Here for your troubles, and now I'm off if we meet again then maybe I'll buy you a drink or something." She bolted past him after finishing her sentence.

"I knew I should of stayed in bed a little longer."

Twilight returned to where Spike was, eating the bag of sugar cubs. She notice that spike was on ground covering his nads. "Spike what happened!?" She said as she stopped eating  the bag of sugar cubes and put it away, she then ran towards spike to if he's ok.

"Ouch! Will yes and no. Yes because Amy left me with an ice pack for when she hit me below the belt."

"Ok? Then why did you say no then?"

"Cause my manly pride is broken that's why."

Twilight rolled her eyes and began to think to herself. "Hm not only does she possess magic but she can use tactics to help her escape...looks like I'm gonna need some help getting her after all."

"Spike are you able to send a letter to are girls in ponyville?"

"Y-yeah I can why you ask?"

Twilight grew a devilish smile on her face. "Cause we're gonna need help capturing her, seeing how she can out smart me."

(One long ass run through the woods later. What? I'm lazy at time don't judge me.)

After running for what seemed like forever, Amy finally began to see light at the end of the tunnel (Not that light) through the forest.

She saw a clearing, picked up the pace and soon found herself in a field full of apple trees. "Huh an apple farm.....You rarely see something like this back at home, well unless you live in the country." Amy couldn't help but look at the size of the apples, they were huge, plump, and juicy by the looks of it. "I'm sure the ponies on this farm wouldn't mind missing an apple or two. I mean look at this place they have tons of apples." She said as she started to pull some of the juicy apples off the trees and put it in her backpack.

"HEY YOU NO GOOD THIEF! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING WITH MY APPLES!?"

Amy looked down and saw a orange mare wearing a cowboy hat, a orange checkered shirt that covered her breast area, and a small brown vest.

"Well?"

"Uh...hehe...sorry about that didn't know these we're yours."

"Your trespassin' on the Apple Family orchard stranger! You better have bits to replace those apples!." She said eyeing Amy in the tree.

Amy jumped off the branch of the tree she was sitting on. This took Applejack off guard when she looked at Amy with wide eyes after looking at her. "What are ya?" Slowly backing away from her a bit to get a even better look. She yelled "YA AIN'T A PONY ARE YOU?"

"Naw I'm the fucking tooth fairy what do you think?" Amy said sarcastically.

Applejack looked at Amy with a deadpanned look on her face. "Ya don't have to be a smartass you know?"

"You know alot of people say that to me, but eh whatever." She said shrugging.

"So care to explain why your eating "MY" apples from "MY" families apple farm?" Applejack responded angrily.

"Well I was hungry, and I didn't have anything to eat." She looked at applejack still looking angry at her. "What? You wanted me to starve to death, and die on your farm or something?"

"What? No, I was just wondering that's all."

"Right? You know where I come from when someone is hungry or hurt, we try to help them. Not worrying about a few apples going missing."

"This coming from the one stealing my apples."

"And Like I said I was hungry geez, but if it makes you feel better I'll pay for the apples. How much are they anyway?"

"Well seeing how you ate six of them, and you took all the apple off the tree." Applejack began crunching in the numbers silently to herself. "That would be 50 bits please." She said extending her hand out to her.

Amy started to search her pokes to see if she had any money on her. To her surprise she had the exact amount to repay the apple farmer.

"Don't know how that got there, but whatever better not question if."She thought as she handed over the 50 bits to Apple jack. "Here you go 50 bits."

"Thank ya kindly." Said Applejack as she took the bits from Amy. Before she walked off Applejack stared at Amy for a moment before asking her a question. "Sooo......just out of curiosity, are you a human?"

"Yep."

"You can use fire magic right?"

Amy fired a fire ball from her left hand into the air. "Yep."

"And you're bald all over your body besides your head?" This got Amy a bit angry, but she still played it cool.

"What is this the hasbro game of "Can you guess who?" Yes."

"You wouldn't happen to be Amy Anderson right?"

"Ding ding ding ding. We have a winner folks......Wait how do you know my name?"

"Oh well I got this here letter from my friend Twilight telling me." She said pulling the letter from under her hat. " A human wearing a white trench coat, long red hair, a black shirt that matches the same color as it's pants, her left arm had black leather bandages with a  gold wrist bracelet and a black glove. She's also carrying a sword with color of a phoenix but parts of it was black as the same color of black smoke." As she finished reading it she put it back under her hat. "You might of heard....of....her? Why that no good son of." She yelled as she started to run off and catch up with Amy.

Amy saw her chance to run away when Applejack was reading the little letter she got from Twilight. But as if the universe loved to see screw around with her life, Applejack appeared right in front of her as she slammed right into her and fell on the ground.

"You know, that was mighty rude of you, when somepony is reading something your suppose to wait until they are done!" She said while snapping her lasso trying to make a point.

"Yep I pissed her off, quick think of something stupid." An idea popped in her head, as she quickly got up and jolted towards the other apple tree.

"Get back here you little apple thief!" She jolted after her.

Amy jumped onto the apple tree and took another apple from it. This got a look on applejack's face that says "Oh you better not do what I think your doing." Before she could eat one of the apples, Applejack threw a medium size rock at her left hand. Due to her sudden surprise the rock Amy fell of the tree and accidentally fired a fire ball at one of the other apple trees. Normally it would of just hit on of the trees but this wasn't a normal fireball. This was one of her ability that thanks to applejack Amy was able to unlock.

*Congratulations! You unlock one of Elesis abilities FIREWORKS!!*

"Oh sweet....Question what does it do?

*Elesis shoots a fireball which will explode. Once the fireball hits a target, the victim is surrounded by a ring of fire, which damages them and any enemies who come near them.*

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This little victory was short lived, when a very angry and piss apple farmer was standing right in front her. "Oh...Uh...Hi there applejack." She looked at her with a sheepish smile on her face. Applejack pointed towards the apple trees on fire. "Oh that.....In my defense your the one that hit me with the rock, so it's pretty much your fault as well." With that little comment Applejack grabbed her by the leg, threw her in the air, and bucked her sending Amy off flying towards Ponyville.

"TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!

"AND STAY AWAY FROM MY APPLE FARM YOU NO GOOD-." Just then the sudden realization hit her. "Oh dear I was suppose to keep her from getting away......Twilight's not gonna like this."

Chapter 3: Time to be the hero

"Wow I'm starting to see how team rocket feels when they get blasted off into the air." Said Amy still flying in the air.

Where we last left Amy, she was sent flying after burning down half the apple trees at sweet apple acres. During her midair flying she notice a house made of clouds heading towards her. "I hope that house can help break my fall."

Inside the cloud house was a cyan blue pegasus with rainbow color. She was inside getting dressed after reading a letter from a certain lavender unicorn. "So Twilight needs help capturing an alien from another planet huh?" She said while putting on her shirt. "Well have no fear Twilight, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here!" She said while striking a victorious pose.

Just as she finish striking her epic pose, she heard a loud voice coming from outside. Rainbow dash was curious about that sound and looked outside her window. "OUT OF THE WAY FLYING ALIEN COMING THROUGH!" But it was too late, Amy collided with Rainbow Dash face first.

*CRASH*

"Ugh....how can my body take this much abuse?" She thought, as she moved her arm to try to get a hold of something. As she try to reach for something, she felt something soft and squishy. "Huh I didn't think clouds were this soft and warm....Wait a minute!" With that she looked up to see that she was laying on top of a cyan pegasus with rainbow color hair, who was staring at her with a surprise look on her face.

"Um....hi?"

"You must be the alien name Amy correct?" Asked Rainbow Dash

"Yes how did you know?"

Rainbow dash showed her a letter describing who and what she looks like. "It's not that hard to find somepony when they look like a red beacon."

"Hehe....yeah you do have a point there. So what now are you gonna try and stop me from running away?"

"No not really, something tells me you been through a lot haven't you?" Amy nodded with a sigh of relief. "Mind telling me what happen?"

"Might as well, seeing how your not trying to hurt me." She took a deep breath, and started telling Rainbow dash about how she got here in Equestria, and what had happen to her in the past few minutes.

(thirty-minutes later)

"And that's how I ended up here, so any questions?" She looked at Rainbow dash, who was trying not to laugh at about the part where she got sent flying. Try as she might she couldn't hold it in, and busted out laughing.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Tears started to form around Dashes face. "I....I'm sorry...it's just that...after hearing your story....I just couldn't help....but laugh." Wiping the tears from off her face, she recovered from her laughing fit. "Man you have the worst luck ever, especially seeing how you ran into Twilight of all ponies."

"Yeah I guessed that, anyway mind if I stay here for a bit?"

"I don't see why not, after what happened to you I think you suffered enough." Amy sighed with relief again. "Plus this would be a perfect to get to know each other."

"Huh....Don't find this offensive or anything, but when I first saw you I thought you would beat the hell out of me."

"If you came to Equestria 2 years ago then I would of, but after taking some anger management classes I'm.....somewhat calm." She said with a slight chuckle.

"What do you mean?"

"....It's nothing, I'll tell you about it later. Anyway how about I get you something to eat from out of frig?" Rainbow dash started to get up, and walk towards the refrigerator. "Hope you don't mind eating meat? Cause that's what I have at the moment. Plus most of the stuff I have is frozen or it just protein food."

"Well is a good thing I'm an omnivore then." Rainbow dash looked at her with one eye brow sticking up. "Oh relax, humans don't eat ponies if that's what your thinking?"

"Hey I'm not judging you or anything, I'm just surprised that's all."

"You being surprise? If anyone should be surprise it should be me."

"Why is that?" Still having her eye brow up.

"Cause arn't all ponies herbivores or something?"

"Well yes, but unlike most ponies they're not friends with a griffon now are they?" She said as she passed Amy a can of soda.

"Huh good point....wait your friends with a griffon?"

Time seemed to pass during Amy and Rainbow Dash's time together. During their alone time Amy told dash about herself and Earth, and in return Dash told everything about herself and her planet. What got Rainbow dash interested was the part Amy told about how people use machines called airplanes to fly from place to place. This went on for about 2 hours until A letter appeared in from of them.

"Hey a letter" Amy pointed out. "What does it say?"

Rainbow dash grabbed the letter and started to read it, then turn to look at Amy. "Uh sorry to make this conversation short, but I need to head to Canterlot."

"How come?" Amy asked.

"Changeling are attacking  the town, and I need to head over there to get the Elements of Harmony" Rainbow dash kick the cloud door open, and flew off heading towards Canterlot.

"H-HAY! WAIT! HOW AM I GONNA GET DOWN FROM HERE!?" And with that Amy was left alone in a house made of clouds floating in the air. "Dammit."

  Amy looked down from Rainbow dash's window to see some part of the town was on fire. This pretty much got her in a pickle, she could save the town from these insect ponies called changelings and save thousands of pony lives. On the other hand they might think of her as threat and chase her out of town, not to mention Twilight is still hunting her down. She sighed. "Ugh, why do I always play the hero in almost everything I do?" She stood up, ran towards the open cloud door, and jumped off. It was at that moment a thought just popped into Amy's head. "Oh shit, I can't fly." She began to flap her arms up and down. For a split second she was in the air, but like a cartoon character she was sent fall like a ton of bricks. "You know, if humans were ment to fly then we wouldn't be falling like a sack of batteries." She said while sitting indian style. "Oh well might as well fall with some style then."

(In ponyville)

  Ponyville was in shambles. Some homes were wrecked or some homes were burned to the ground. So far the only building that is still seem to be somewhat not wreck is the town hall, were the ponyville civilians were in. Standing in front of the entrance were 5 ponies who were worn out and tired, 150 changelings, and Queen Chrysalis.

"I'll ask you again. where are the creatures that are called Amy & Molly?"

"How did you know about them?" Said Twilight trying to get herself up.

   Chrysalis walk towards the injured unicorn as she levitated her close to her. "Because my dear little Twilight, a drone of mine spotted the red creature in the forest where you met it and another one with a bunch of filly brats." Chrysalis's horn began to glow as she use her levitation powers to crush Twilight's rib cage. "Let's play a little game shall we? I'll ask you a question and if you don't answer them correctly." With a snap of a finger, she broke one part of Twilight's low right rib cage. "Well you now." Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy were in shock after they heard the sound of bone breaking. Applejack would of charge at her for that, but was shot down by a "If you move she's dies" look by Chrysalis.

   "This is bad!" Twilight thought to herself. "Without the element of harmony we don't stand a chance against her, and even with the elements we wont last long against an army of changeling." Trying to ignore the pain of her low right rib cage. Twilight tries to think of a plan to save her friends along with ponyville, but was interrupted by Chrysalis asking the same question. "Oh sweet Celestia I hope that letter get's to her in time."

"Now I will ask again. Where is the creatures known as Am-"

*CRASH*

All heads turn to where the loud crashing sound came from. "Ow....Ugh.....I'm still wondering how the hell I can take this much abuse?" Said a familier voice coming from under the pile of broken pile of wood. Queen Chrysalis dropped Twilight, and order five of her drones to check out what crashed landed next to them. As the wood start to shack a little the drones came closer until.

*BOOM*

Smoke form from where Amy landed. Out of the smoke five pieces of wood shot down all five of the drone, a huge splat like sound was made when the body of the changelings fell to the ground. The smoke started to clear, and what stood there was Amy with her claymore sword on fire.

Fluttershy face turn green at the sight of the dead changeling bodies, while the others looked in shock except for Pinkie pie who thought it was awesome and began to cheer. Some of the ponies from inside were peeking out the open windows to see what was going on. What they saw was a creature carrying a claymore and five dead changelings at it feet.

Rainbow Dash had return with the element of harmony. After she gave the elements to the girls she was gonna assist Amy, until she saw her standing in front of the army of changelings with a devilish smile on her.

"Something telling I should stay out of this." She thought as she watched. "I better go give the Elements to rest of the girls in case Amy needs help." With that being said she flew down to where Twilight and the others were and handed them their element. At first they were gonna help Amy, but seeing how Twilight was out of commission due to her injury they all stood there and what the scene play out.

"Who in the wide world of Equestria are you?" Said Chrysalis

"Oh me?" Amy replied as she started brushing off some of the dirt on her. "Well my name is..........DEAR LORD WHAT HELL ARE YOU?"

"Um...I'm a changeling."

"Is that what you guys look like? Man science must have really fuck you guys?"

"Something tells me that this is the creature that drone was talking about." Chrysalis thought to herself. "Science has nothing to do with this, we were born like this creature."

"Well then whoever made you all? Pretty much fuck you guys up!"

"......Before I kill you for saying that, can you tell me who are you?"

"Oh right where are my manners. "Ahem! My name is Amy Anderson the third, Semi famous artist, and cosplayer."

"So your the creature that my drone told me about?"

"What drone?"

"Earlier this morning one of my children was out patrolling the area, until it came across you."

"Me?" Amy pointed to herself. "Why me?"

"Because of your destructive powers." She said licking her lips."That power of your would help us in are goal of taking over Equestria!"

"What destructive p-" The sudden realization hit her. "Oh.....I'm afraid to ask, but did you see what I did at sweet apple acres?" She looked over at Applejack, who was giving her an evil glare. "What? I said It was your fault as well, maybe next time you shouldn't hit me a with rock."

Chrysalis nodded. "Ooooh I just had to see this for myself, the way you destroyed that farm some much rage, anger, and sorrow!" Her mouth began to drool. "With you by my side I will rule this kingdom, and princesses won't be able to stop." [Insert evil take over the world laugh here]

"Ok that's an interesting plan....Question what would happen if I refuse?"

"Then I'll kill you, steal your powers, take over Canterlot, and use you dead body to store my eggs."

"Wow....You been giving this some thought huh?"

"No I do that to all my foes, hell I even to that to my children when they don't follow my orders."

"Mother of the year folks." Amy thought sarcastically. This was again another pickle she was in. She could either join Chrysalis's army and rule equestria, or she can fight her and her army of messed up looking bugs and might end up dying. "Way ta go Amy to pick the side of the hero."

"Ok Queeny I made my choise."

"Oh? And what would that b-"

Before Chrysalis could finish, Amy fired two fireworks at the nearest changeling killing them instantly. "You and your bugs are gonna die."

"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY CHILDREN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF TRASH, JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

Amy laughed. "Welp, seeing how I'm this towns hero now I think? I might as well tell you."

"Ahem!"

"I am the flame that burns through the darkness!" Flames started to form around her claymore. "Those who stand against the light of good, will feel the flame of vengeance!" The changeling drones start to back away a little. "And I will slay down anyone that would harm to the innocent!" She swung her sword behind her in a ready charging stance preparing to charge at them.

                           "I AM AMY ANDERSON THE BURNING CRUSADER"

"Who the fuck do you think I am!?"

Chapter 4: BURN! Sword of Red Lotus!

"BURN THEM TO ASHES! SWORD OF RED LOTUS!"

Amy channeled all of her magic energy within herself to summon a blazing tornado of fire. This cause some of the changeling to get sucked in due to the vacuuming affect of the tornado. When the tornado died out, what stood there was Amy holding the flame covered sword and piles of ashes that used to be changelings.

"You think you can defeat me and my army?"

"Oh I don't think?" Amy replied, as she charged at five more changelings and began to slice & dice pass them. "I know so."

".....I'm gonna enjoy killing you." Chrysalis snapped her fingers ordering the changelings to attack her.

"I like to see you try!" Amy jumped into the air avoiding some of the changelings coming at her. Some the changeling flew into the air heading towards her hoping to catch her off guard, but then they notice that her sword was coated in flames. "SWORD FIRE!" She swung the sword downward sending a wave of fire, burning some of the changelings to ashes. As the flame made contact with the ground an explosion came and scattered away or killed most of the changelings. "Huh? for a bunch of drones these guys sure do suck." She said while kicking one the changeling in the face while landing on the ground.

Two more changelings try to challenge her with their swordplay, but was parried away by her sword. "Nice try, but that won't work on me SCALDIC SWORD!" Amy charged forward after the parry and slashed at the two changelings leaving two huge X shape marks on them. More changelings started to run after her hoping to deal at least some kind of damage to her, but as they did Amy parried most of their attacks and counterattack then with either just a swing of her sword or with an ability she has.

All the ponies we amazed at what they were looking at. To them it was like watching an old movie of a master swordspony fighting an arm single handedly without breaking a sweat. Cheering was made when some of the kids were cheering her on like she was a superhero from their comic books coming to life. "Something tells me I'm gonna have a fan club after this is over." She thought as she decapitated a changeling.

"Is that the best you got? The people on my planet fight better the you lot."

*Snort* "I wouldn't get to cocky if I were you." She said snapping her finger.

"Oh and why is tha-" Before Amy could finish magical chains appeared from out of the ground, and latched themselves on the Amy's arms and legs.

"THE HELL!?"

"Didn't see that coming." Said Rainbow dash.

"Hey that's cheating cheatty mic cheater pants!" Yelled Pinkie pie holding a sign saying "GO AMY GO!"

"Yeah that is cheating you jerk!" Said Amy trying to break free from the magical chains.

"I'm evil you idiot, villains don't have to fight fair."

"Well it's still counts as cheating, am I right everypony?"

"YEAH!" Yelled everyone inside town hall.

"See cheater, you are cheating."

"....How do you function?" Asked Chrysalis.

"Hey I function just like anyone or anypony else, I pay my taxes one leg at a time."

Chrysalis right eye started to twitch."I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill like drowning a sack of dumb puppies."

Fluttershy and Amy gasped in union. "What? Why would you drown puppies?"

"Because they're cute and cuddly that's why?" She replied.

"....Are you coming onto me?"

Chrysalis gave a deadpan look as she summoned two changelings "You know what forget this I'm gonna kill you now, drones kill her then bring her body here to me."

Two of the changelings that she ordered charged at Amy with spears in hand. "Oh this is so gonna hurt." Amy closed her eyes waiting for the impact to hit her, but to her surprise she didn't feel it. She opened her eyes to see two flying disk in front of her along with two decapitated bodies. This took Chrysalis and everypony by surprise as she looked at Amy. "What did you do to my children!?"

"Hey don't look at me, I don't even know what I did?" The flying disks turn towards Amy and scatter the magical chains around her arms and legs.  "Well I don't know who you guys are, I guess I owe you my thanks I guess?"

"This is so like you sis, one minute you minding your own business." Said a familiar voice walking from out of a abandon house. "Then the next thing I know I find you gotten your self in trouble."

"MOLLY!" Amy yelled. "What are you doing here? I thought I told you to stay home and I would be back soon."

Molly walked up to her sister. "Yes you did say that, but it's been about five years since you said that."

".....What?"

"You heard me right? You been missing for five years." She said pulling up newspaper. "Daughter of Billionaire Jame Anderson gone  missing, locals say they saw her go into a store then went missing after she left."

"Oh....wow, I guess time flows differently here then it does on earth doesn't it?" She said with a sheepish smile on her face.

"No shit captain state the obvious." Said Molly as she threw the newspaper into the fire. "So care to explain what's going on then?"

"Long story short, saving this town from a bunch of bug pony things called changelings." She pointed the them behind Molly.

Molly looked behind her to see what she was talking about. "Wow nature must of screwed them up bad huh?"

"I know right? I hate see who gave birth to that."

Chrysalis got annoyed when she heard them insult her during their little chat. It was bad enough that Amy was insulting her, now this short little one is to. As the two siblings continue their talking, Chrysalis took in a deep breath and yell. "EXCUSE ME!" They both looked at Queen chrysalis. "If you are done talking with each other,care to explain who you are?" She said pointing a finger at Molly.

"The names Molly Anderson the fourth, and judging by the way you are you must of met my sister Amy?"

"Unfortunately yes, I take it your her sister then?" Molly Nodded to her question.

"Yep, I'm her little sister all, why you ask?"

"Cause when I kill her, I'll be taking you with me to my hive for some "quality time" together." She said as she licked her lips.

Molly's face was red when she heard that last statement. "Uh....Eh....WHAT!?"

Amy stood in front of Molly. "Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute. One no one's taking my sister's innocents, two just because of that I'm gonna beat the hell out of you, and three.......Well I don't have a third reason but still." Flames started to form around her sword. "What makes you think I gonna let you take her?"

"Because I still have an army of changelings, or did you forget about that?" The army formed around Amy and Molly. "Oh...that....can you excuse me for a second?" Amy grabbed Molly and pulled her into a group huddle. "Um question sis, got any moves that can take care of the bugs?" She asked. Molly began to think of anything that can take out 95 changelings. She was about to say no until she had an Idea. "I have one but it won't kill the queen thou." She said showing her s small screen of the move she was talking about.

"Ok that will do, you use that and I'll take care of their queen ok?" Molly nodded yes. "Ok let's do."

Chrysalis was losing her patience while wait for the two to finish talking. "This is taking to long, whatever plan you two are gonna planning it's not going to work." She said as she raised her hand. "Soldiers! Kill the red one but leave to white one to me!" The soldiers yelled as they charged at Amy with spears in hand at the ready.

"Molly you if would?" She said as she hid behind her.

Electrical particles started to gather from the surrounding area. To every pony surprise surges of electricity started to flow from the lights that were inside town hall. "Last chance, those who still have a brain better turn back now." She said, but none of them listen.

They continue to charge at her until she unleashed her new attack. "EMP SHOCK!" With that she unleashed a strong electromagnetic pulse upon the army. Due to the blinding light everypony in the area even Chrysalis had to cover her eyes from the light. As the light died out everypony was in shock to see all the changelings were either knocked out or dead. So far no pony other then the changeling queens army got hurt, except for Rarity's hair who fainted after touching her hair to see why her friends were looking at her funny.

"Wow! Didn't think you had that much power to knock them out." She said popping her head out from behind Molly.

"I'm not gonna lie about this, but I wasn't even trying at that point." She then notice that Chrysalis wasn't moving."*Sigh* Shit just hit the fans folk." She thought as she looked at Amy."There now she's the only boss left, take her out and try not to get yourself killed." With that Molly walked off the where the CMC were hiding.

"H-hey where are you going?" Amy asked as Molly stopped walking for a moment.

"What? I took care of the others, now you must defeat the boss." She stated while pointing at her. "Your dragon a waits you hero." with that said she began to walk away.

"Whatever." She said to herself.

"Well then Chrysalis, it looks like it's just you and me now."

"It would appear so." Her horn started to glow as she summoned a magical sword from the ground and grabbing it with her left hand.

"Oh fancy, I wonder which is stronger? My Claymore or your sword made of magic?" She said as Amy began to charge at Chrysalis.

"Yes let's see indeed!" She said as she started to charge at Amy.

*CLANG* Was the sound they made when their swords collided with each other. Both fighters jumped back as Amy fired fireworks at chrysalis. Chrysalis deflected the attack, sending it off into different directions then counterattack with a green laser beam. When Amy saw it she the attack come at her she didn't have time to dodge. "STOIC-STRONG!" she said as the blast hit her dead on. Normally that would of hurt, but thanks to Stoic strong super armor it did little to no damage. Chrysalis was stunned for a moment to see Amy still stand. "Ha bet you weren't expecting that did yea?" Amy said flipping Chrysalis off with her middle finger. "That was only one of my spells you little brat." Her horn started to glow as it started to levitate pieces of burning debris. "Let's see how you do against THIS!"  With that she threw the debris at Amy.

"Shit! not good. Ok Amy remember this is just like dodge ball in gym class." She dodge roll to the left to avoid the first part of the attack. "Only problem is that it involves flying objects trying to kill me!" Amy jumped into the air as the second assault and landed on a house. "Eat this." Amy fired a firework at Chrysalis, but was blocked but a piece of earth she levitated. "Dammit!" Chrysalis threw a boulder at her, but was able to dodge it at the last second. "Hm not bad for a human, it quiet a shame to let someone like you die by my hands."  

"Ha what makes you think you can kill me?" She said landing on the ground.

"Like this!" Chrysalis snapped her finger, making Amy look down on her feet to see a spell circle.

"OH CRA-" *BOOM* The magic circle exploded sending Amy through six building. *CRASH* "Ugh....*Cough cough*......Well....didn't see that coming." Amy spat up some blood as she try to pick herself up from the floor of the room she was sent flying to. "Oh sure *cough cough* I get kick in the stomach and fall from like 40 to 50 feet, and this is what injures me? *Cough* "What a load of-" Before she could finish, Chrysalis was standing right in front of her with a devilish smile on her face. "Oh great your here."

Chrysalis levitated her up towards her. "Ah look at you. You look so adorable when your like this." She said sarcastically. "Now that I have beaten some sense into you I'll will ask you again, will you join me in taking over Equestria?"

"Why should I?" She asked.

"Because my dim witted human." She dropped Amy to the floor ash she explained. "I can sense there is darkness your heart, and yet you chose to use it for good."

"678..."

"....What?"

"Oh don't mind me, please continue."

"...Ok?...anyway there is darkness in your and you simply deny it, how sad." She started walk back and fourth. "Don't you see that it's pointless to try and struggle to do the "right thing"?

"499."

"Your not a hero that protect the weak, look what you did to my children! All dead because of you, and they were weak."

"210."

"Your nothing more then a monster, just like me."

"900."

"Don't you think it would be nice to be evil? not having to risk your own life for other, only worry about yourself."

"144."

"And just think how strong you'll become if you become evil."

"34."

"I mean it's not darkness is evil, it's just misunderstood."

"52."

"Ok that's it what hell are you doing?

"It's a little hobby of mine, I hear these "Turn to the Darkside" speeches so often I started making mental notes of when I hear certain lines."

".....You must be either really brave or stupid if you can be so calm in a situation like this."

"596."

"Making light of this pretty much proves how much in denile your in."

"66."

"Why you arrogant little brat!"

"1,399."

"OH YEAH!!!.....I"M GONNA.....FUCK YOUR FACE!!"

"Ho-oh my my my. That certainly is something crazy.....10."

*BOOM*

"I'm having a weird sense of dejavu." She said as she was sent flying back to where the mane 6 were.

Chapter 5: Taste the Rainbow

(Town Hall)

"Y-you think A-amy will be ok Dash?" Said Fluttershy mending to Twilight's injuries.

"Of course she'll be fine, you seen what she did to those changelings right?

"Y-Yes but....."

"Relax Fluttershy, if anything I'm sure she'll be here with that bug queens flank on a-"

*CRASH*

"What the hay?"

A huge cloud of smoke appeared in front of town hall where the mane 6 were. In the smoke was a beaten and blood cover Amy on the ground. *Cough cough* "Dang....have to edmit she good." Amy pulled herself up from the ground. "Guess I have to kick things up a notch or two." Chrysalis appeared in front of Amy, looking over the damage she did to her.

"Huh your alot stronger then I expected, normal ponies would of died off from the kind of abuse your getting."

"Yeah well I'm not a pony now am I queeny?"

"True, but I'm starting to find you very annoying." She said cracking her neck and knuckles. "Your mistake was that you think you could win against me."

"Still can ugly! Just need to catch my breath."

"......Your not the brightest creature are you?"

"Well if I'm not smart, then why are you getting your ass handed by me?"

"............." Chrysalis shot Amy's left leg.

Sheering pain shot throughout Amy's leg as she fell to the ground from the shot.  "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU SHOT MY LEG, I ONLY HAVE TWO OF THOSE YOU BITCH!" Looking up Amy could she chrysalis's horn glowing. "And now you only got one, any last words before I send you to your death?"

Amy shifted her eye's to the right, to see a charging cyan peguses heading toward Chrysalis. "Yeah just one." She said with a cocky grin on her face. "Have you ever tasted the rainbow before?"

"Tasted the rain-" Before Chrysalis could finish, a cyan hoof came out of nowhere and send Chrysalis flying into an abandoned house.

"Taste the Rainbow motherbucker!" Said Rainbow dash, as she turn around to see how Amy is doing. "You OK?" She ask picking Amy up.

"Hey I had that covered you know?" She replied.

"Sure you did?" she said raising an eye brow.

"Ok maybe I might of needed help a bit." Chrysalis broke out of the broken down house with a very broken insanity like look on her face. This caught the duo off guard for a moment.

"And just like that I keep getting reminded of my failures!" She said with a insane/twisted voice.

"Got any ideas Amy?"

"I Have a few tricks up my sleeve, mind helping me out then?

Rainbow dash nodded yes to Amy's question. "Alright then." She said setting her sword on fire. "TIME TO RAISE SOME HELL!"

Chrysalis started to levitate debri around her, and started to toss them at Amy and Dash. Amy dodge roll to the left, while Dash flew upwards into the air to avoid the debris. "Try this BLAZE WING!* Amy fired a fireball at Chrysalis.

"HA! You think that moves gonna work on me?" Chrysalis levitated a piece of earth in front of her to block Amy's attack, but the fire ball moved upwards then came down upon chrysalis from above. "AAAAHHHH! What? But how?"

"Blaze Wing is homing attack, which means it'll always follow you." She fired another BLAZE WING at her, but Chrysalis summon up a bubble shield around her. "Unless someone make a shield like this right?"

"Huh not bad, but how about THIS!?" Amy snapped her fingers and rose symbol on Chrysalis's chest. "SCARLET ROSE!" An explosion appeared inside the magic bubble, Amy pulled her hand back pulling Chrysalis into the air. "Your turn RD." Rainbow dash nodded as she came charging at Chrysalis with lightning covered kick. The kick made contact and send Chrysalis flying towards the ground leaving a small crater into the ground. "Ha eat it jerk face!" Said Amy doing a little victory dance for a few seconds. Chrysalis recovered from the sudden attack, and started firing multiple shots of green laser beams at the two fighters. With quick reflexes and dexterity they were able to avoid most of her attack, well mostly Rainbow Dash. Amy on the other hand with her somewhat injured leg could only parry most of the shots.

"This is getting a bit annoying." Amy thought to herself. "If we don't end this soon, I'll mostly get killed at this point." Amy looked at her injured leg for a moment. "And with this mess-up leg I have, she'll take advantage of it." Amy continue to parry away most of the beams, but some were either grazing her or hitting her. "Come on Amy think of something that can take her out." An idea came to her when she dodge roll over to a piece of earth sticking out from the ground. Rainbow dash followed along with Amy towards the spike pillar of earth.

"Got any more idea's? Asked Rainbow dash.

"Well I do have two moves that might be able to take her out." Amy replied.

"And those are?"

"Well Ancient Fire would take her out, but that will pretty much burn down half of Ponyville."

"What about the other move? What will that do?"

"Infernal Blade. That move might take her out, but I only last for 3 hits. Which will leave me drained, and at the mercy of queen ugly over there."

This got the two thinking. Pro they would be able to take down the queen, save ponyville and it's citizens, be known as hero's. Con the towns folks would get really pissed that she burned half the town down, be wanted by all as a wanted criminal, and that Twilight Sparkle would be chasing after her the next day.

"......Question Dash, is it ok if I hide out with you until the heat blow's over after this?"

"I think we both will need to hide, after you do that Ancient Fire attack of yours."

"Good point. Ok I need for you to distract her for at least 2 minutes or so, can you do that?"

"Please I'm doing a better job at dodging her attack then you are."

"Hey that bitch shot me in the leg, what's your excuse?"

Rainbow dash pointed at her wings. "I have wings, and even without them I can still dodge better then you."

"Oh fuck you and go distract the mega bitch over there." Amy pointed.

Rainbow dash rolled her eyes, and did as she was told. "HEY QUEENY!" Chrysalis looked up to see Rainbow dash shaking her flank at her. "Bet you can't hit this fine piece of nice flank.*Smack Smack* Chrysalis face turn red with anger and began to fire green energy beams at her. Rainbow dash continued to dodge the queens attack, until she notice Amy waving her hand to call her over to where she is.

"I told yeah I was a better dodger then you."

"Whatever just stay close to me ok? And relax the flames only hurt those I see as an enemy."

"Good cause if you hurt any of my friends." She pounded her fist into her hand. "Then I would mess you up badly."

*Gulp* "Noted." She said turning her attention to Chrysalis. "HEY UGLY!"

Chrysalis looked at Amy, and began to charge at her with a murderous intent.

"FEEL THE FLAMES OF HELL! ANCIENT FIRE!!!!"

Amy summon a gigantic pillar of fire surrounding Chrysalis, town hall, and herself along with Rainbow dash. After a few seconds the flames form the pillar died out revealing a burned Changeling queen, a still intact town hall covered in Molly's Dynamos shield, the mane 5 still on the ground 3 of them in shock while Pinkie Pie was eating a smore she made from Amy's flame, and a half burned down town. "Huh.....guess that did it then huh?" She looked at Rainbow dash who nodded but was still in shock at how much damage Amy caused.

"Something tells me we are in to much trouble with this places police force on this planet." Molly said as she hand facing herself.

"Welp I think I won this fight, *Growl* Amy's stomach began to growl from hunger. "Ooops guess I forgot to eat again." She looked at the pink mare. "Hey Pink cute chubby pony girl."

"Yes?" She replied.

"You wouldn't know how to make a cherry chimichanga?

"Oh I know how make those, I can make you some other kind of chimichangas if you want?"

"Bitchen make it so Pink one."

Pinkie pie smiled at her request, but that smiled faded when she saw a burned up figure behind Amy.

"LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!" Yelled one of the foals from inside Town hall. But it was too late, before Rainbow could react she was knocked back from beside of Amy. Amy turned around to see what hit dash, only to have Chrysalis stabbing her through the lower part of her abdomen. "You think that little trick of yours could defeat me?"

"Y-you...*cough cough* C...Could of at least bought me d...dinner before we had....s....sex queeny...hehe..."

Chrysalis pulled her magical sword from out of her. "STOP THAT YOU OF PIECE TRASH!"

"Stop...what?"

"That! Dear Celestia it's like your pick stuff at random that come to your head or worse a dictionary!"

"Or....I'm just being rhetorical." Amy said with a innocent smile on her face. Chrysalis stomped on Amy's hand with that remark. "OW! Take a joke asshole."

"And Everything you say really pisses me the buck off. Now you are gonna tell me where you get this kind of magic from NOW!

"Ok ok I'll tell you. All you have to do is go to the nearest pharmacy, pick yourself some viagra, and GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"....You know what forget it I'll just get the answer's from your sister." Chrysalis raised her hand about to deliver the killing blow. "DIE!"

Time seemed to stop for Amy as she saw the blade coming down on her. "Oh god my life flashing before my eyes!" Amy saw part of her life flashed before her eyes. Normally if she wasn't a daughter of a billionaire, then she wouldn't have a problem with it. Then again she was. "Man my life did sucked!" Amy closed her eyes waiting for her end, until a sound of a sharp object piercing meat got her to open her eye's. To everyponies surprise including Amy saw a spear piercing through Chrysalis's chest.

"You know If there's one thing I can't stand? It's when someone attack one of my children, and you pretty much crossed the line."

As Chrysalis fell to the ground, there was a humans standing behind her. To what the ponies could see, the human was wearing clothing similar neighpones pony would wear.

"Oh hi Amy, hi Molly. Haven't seen you two in years or so?" Said the mysterious female human."

"Do we know you?" Said Molly siting next to Amy trying to mend her wounds.

"Not with this outfit on you don't, but you should remember my name if I tell you?"

"And your name would be then lady?" Amy asked pulling herself up after Molly patched her up a bit.

"My name is Yuri Watanabe, I used to be your maid before your father fired me."

Both girls were surprised to see their former maid here in Equestria. Tears started to form as they both ran up to her, and hugged her making Yuri fall onto the ground.

"How did you end up here anyway?" Asked Molly.

"Yeah? How did you end up here?"

"Well when I saw that you both were missing. I decided to investigate what happen to you both, but  when I enter that new anime store that opened up."

"You got distracted by an outfit and wanted to try it on, then poof you ended up in Equestria right?" Molly asked.

"pretty much yeah, but I'm so glad you girls are ok." Yuri Said hugging and kissing them both on the foreheads.

Yuri looked around to see her surroundings. She saw a few half broken houses, a bunch of dead bug pony things, a very pissed of pony with gray hair and was wearing a white dress shirt and a black skirt. "Um I know I'm new to this planet but what happened here?"

"Oh.....That.....Well you see." Amy was blushing in embarrassment, Molly spoke up.

"She fought a evil bug queen that wanted to rape me, and Amy destroyed half the town to take her down."

"Well that explains alot......I do hope the natives here arn't that mad?"

As if the Universe was listening, Princess Celestia, Prince Artemus, and the royal guards surrounded Molly, Amy, and Yuri.  

"You creatures, drop your weapons and put your hands in the air." Said Gleaming Armor as she pointed a sword towards Amy and the rest.

"Does that answer you question Yuri?"

"Pretty much yeah."

Chapter 6: You pissed off the wrong Celestial fox mother

"Excuse me? but what did you just say?" Said Yuri asking the mare with the purple light armor on.

"I said drop your weapons and get on your knees creatures!" Yelled Gleaming Armor.

"I'm not your mother last night!" Replied Amy.

"What did you say!?"

"I said I'm not your mother last night!' She replied again.

"OoOoOoOoOoOoOo BURN!"Said both Pinkie pie and Rainbow dash.

Some of the guards chuckled a bit from what Amy said, while some of the citizens of ponyville that heard her busted out laughing. "Why you uncultured little swine I otta!" Gleaming armor stopped when Celestia pulled her wing in from of her.

"I don't know who you three are, but something tells me that you three are the cause of this are you?" Said Celestia

"To be fare it was mostly me, but I had a good reason for it." Pulling herself up after Molly mended her wounds with a potions she found in Amy's backpack.

"Oh then please do explain why you leveled half of ponyville, and why I shouldn't put you three in jail?"

All three pointed and the dead body of Queen Chrysalis and a few of her dead changeling. "That bitch over there wanted my sister. Plus she was attack those 5 ponies over there." Amy pointed at the mane 6. "I think that pretty much means that I just saved the town from a an army of bugs right?"

"Hm that is true, please tell who you three are?"

"I'm Amy Anderson the third."

"I'm Molly Anderson the fourth."

"And I'm Yuri Watanabe." She said bowing towards Celestia. "Care to give us your name then lady?"

"I am Princess Celestia, and this is my little brother Prince Artemus. We are the rulers of Equestria."

"Oh great royalty, this can't end well" Amy moaned to herself.

"So you were the one that did that to her?" Celestia asked.

"Yes with the help of Rainbow dash, what of it?"

"Then you are under arrest for the destruction of this town, and for killing Chrysalis."

Everypony gasped except for Amy and the royal guards. "Oh really, what makes you think that you can arrest me then?"

"Like this." Celestia's horn started to glow as magical chains sprung out of the ground, and attached themselves to Amy.

"Now you will come with me without-" Before she could finish her sentence, an energy ball shot from Yuri's spear and hit Celestia in the face. The chains disappeared as Yuri and Molly stood in front of her in a fighting stance.

As twilight woke up from her injuries, she looked in horror and shock as she saw the three humans fighting the royal guards and the rulers. "W-what's going on? Why is Princess Celestia fighting Amy, Molly, and that other human?" Asked Twilight as she looked at Rainbow dash.

"Uh....hehe....long story short Me and Amy kinda killed Chrysalis, and now they are about to fight Celestia." She said pointing a finger towards the humans.

"This can't end well."She thought as she watch what was about to happen.

Everything went silent for a moment, until Celestia spoke. "Care to explain why you attack me?"

"Like any other mother would do when" somepony" try to take her children away." Yuri said as she pointed her spear at Celestia. "They fight to protect them."

"I can respect that, but wouldn't it be wise to come with us without any problems?"

"The moment you said that you would of thrown Amy in jail, was the moment where I retaliate. Plus you were gonna arrest her for saving your subject."

"But she also took the lives of Queen Chrysalis and her changelings."

"So you would perfer that she didn't do anything, and have the queen kill all your subjects?"

"No! I would never let that happen!"

"Then why would you care for an enemy that would kill your children then your very own?"

"It's not that it just that, in this kingdom all life is precious and-"

"That maybe true I get that, but you must also know that you'll have to take a life to protect another ponies life right?"

Celestia went silent for a moment, she couldn't believe that she was being lectured upon by a creature that didn't know who she was or what she does. Celestia took in a deep breath and sigh. "Either way your daughter has committed a crime and she will stand in court for it."

"....So I take it no matter what I say, you won't change your mind about this huh?"

"Indeed, it will not."

"*Sigh* Too bad then." Yuri held her spear in both hand in a fighting stance. "Then I guess this mom will have to teach you a lesson in manners, seeing how yours didn't."

Celestia summon a magical sword and shield to her side. "I like to see you try then!" Both of the fighter charged at each other, when they collided with each other is send a shock wave that puched most of the royal guards back a bit. During the fight Molly ran towards the Mane 6 and the CMC, Prince Artemus teleport Amy next to him while to get out of the cross fire of the two fighters.

"Um.....Hi?"

"Hello there, you must be Amy the one that save this town right?"

"Yup that's me.....Wait your not gonna arrest me are you?"

"No I'm not, unlike my sister I'm more grateful then she is."

Amy sighed in relief. "So why am I here with you? Not that I don't mind or anything just wondering?"

"Well we fine you very interesting, and was hoping to get to know you better."

"Ok.....I guess that ok......question shouldn't you be stopping those two from beating the crap out of each other?"

"We could....or we could just wait an see who wins?"

"Hm fair enough, but if your sister tries to kill my maid then I will sucker punch her got it."

"Noted......So who do you think will win?"

"Hm that depends, how good is your sister at hand-to-hand combat?"

"Pretty good, but not as good then me."

"She relies on to much magic I take it?"

"Yep which is how she lost to Chrysalis at Gleaming Shields and Cadences wedding."

"....Bet you 1000 bit my maid/mother will win."

"Oh thou will lost to this bet, and to make things interesting if you maid loses." Artemus levitated a school girls outfit. "Then you'll have to go out on a date with me, join the luanr guards, and wear this outfit for a year.

"Deal!" Amy said as she shook Artemus's hand. "You are so gonna lose lunar butt."

(Back to the fight)

"TEMPEST DANCE!!!" Yuri elegantly spin forwards, as she strikes at Celestia blocking her attack with her shield. Celestia counters with a vertical upper sword cut the moment Yuri stopped her attack. Yuri dodge the attack a split second as she pulled herself back a bit, she felt something wet dripping down her face. (>:U Get you minds out of the gutter it not like that) She touched her head to feel that blood was dripping down her face. "Cheeky little bitch. Any closer and you would of cut off my head."

"I wasn't planning on it, just got caught up in the moment sorry." She said with a sheepish smile on her face.

"It's alright, just be careful next time." She said as she fired an energy shot at Celestia's face, catching her off guard. The shot hit it's target as smoke started to clear from her face. "*Cough cough*Cheap shot Yuri.*Cough cough"

"This coming from the one that almost cut my head off."

"Good point." Celestia summon multiple blades to her side as she starts to throw them at her. "Oh crap!" Yuri dodge the first on coming blades as she dodge roll to the left. "Ha you missed me you old hag." She said as she flipped her the bird. "Look behind you."

With that Yuri looked behind her to see even more blades come at her. "Shit"she said to herself mentally. "Wind Wedge!!" Yuri executed a barrage of spear stabs as she deflect most of the sword. Some of them were either able to hit her or graze her leaving a scratch or scar on her. "You can't win Yuri, you maybe strong but I have 1000 years of battle experience." She said as she dispel the magical blades. "Something that you don't have."

"*Huff huff* That maybe true, but you never fought against a maid with 35 years of secret chinese martial arts!" Yuri vanish from Celestia's sight, as she looked around to see where she is. She felt a sharp stinging pain on her left arm, she look at what hit her but all she could see was a deep wound that was bleeding on her arm. Another stinging pain she felt on her tight thigh as she kneeled down a bit due to the pain. This continued for seven to eight slashes until Yuri appeared behind her for the finishing blow. "Peerlessness Slash!"

"Got yeah!" Celestia glided to the left as Yuri spear hit the ground. "What the!?" Yuri looked to her left to see a magical beam of magic hitting her as she was sent flying in to bed of rocks and debris. As the dust clear from where Yuri was sent a deadpan look was on her face as she pulled herself up.

"Not bad, didn't think you could still move after the hits I gave you." Yuri said as she cracked your neck and knuckles.

"A normal unicorn yes, but your dealing with an alicorn. We can heal fast even if we don't use any healing magic."

"Really now?" Yuri said as she walked slowly towards her. "Then lets test that healing factor out then shall we?"

(Molly, Mane 6, & CMC)

Well that could of gone better wouldn't you agree?" Molly asked.

Applejack and Rarity look at Molly with a deadpanned look on their face's. "What? Why you all looking at me? I didn't do anything."

"You know you humans are causing a lot of trouble, and ya'll been here for less then six hours." Said Applejack.

"Indeed are you sure your not one of King Sombra's henchmen?" Asked Rarity.

"I don't know who this King Sombra is but she sounds like a Raditz to me."

"Do you two always have to say a smart remark with almost everything you say darling?

"I don't know marshmallow, do you have to keep being a drama queen about everything?"

"W-Why you....I...oh you little, little girls should respect adult authority."

"Yeah I should.....but I won't so tough luck sister." Molly said while sticking her tongue at her.

Rarity face turn bright red and was about to tackle Molly, until Applejack put her right arm in front of her. "Now now sugar cube take it easy." Applejack turn her attention to Molly. "You know you don't have to be rude to her you know that right?"

"And you didn't have to kick my sister half way across ponyville you know that right?"

".....I getting the feeling that your a mini version of your sister."

"Somewhat, but the difference is that I'm smarter and less reckless then her." Molly summoned a set of headphones "Now if you'll excuse me I'll be listening to some music while watching the-." Before she could finish her sentence, Molly was being surrounded by a gold color aura and  levitated off by a mint color unicorn.

"YES FINALLY I CAUGHT MYSELF A HUMAN!" Said the mint color unicorn.

"Huh didn't see this coming." She said looking at the mint color unicorn. "Care to tell me who you are?"

"Oh right, *AHEM!* My name is Lyra Heartstring! Member of the Human Hunters club and expert on humans."

"Well that answers a few questions I have, but why are you capturing me then?"

"Because you'll be proof that I'm not crazy, that humans are real. Plus I want to rub it in bon-bons face that I have proof of a real human." Said Lyra hugging Molly.

"Hm normally I would say let me go, but then again I do love to prove people or ponies wrong."

"So you'll help me?"

"I'll help but under a few conditions."

Lyra smiled. "YAY! What are the conditions?"

"One we need a place to hide if my maid lose, I want 200 bits, and three do you by any chance have a thing called an Iphone?"

"I'll teleport you all to my house, second I'll give you the bits just need to get it from Bon-bons secret candy money, and third." Lyra pulled out an Iphone. "Yes I do have one."

"Then we have a deal then."

"YAY! I'm friends with a human for the first time."

"This should be interesting turn of events, I wonder how Amy would react to this?" Molly thought to herself as she watch Lyra do a victory dance.

"Should I be worry about the fact that Lyra is with Molly?" Twilight asked.

"I'm sure she'll be fine, Lyra maybe nuts about humans but she not a idiot." Pinkie Pie replied.

"Hm still, I wonder if she'll be in the mood to answer some questions I had for her sister?"

(Back at the fight)

Both battlers are covered in dirt, blood, sweat, and bruises as they are reaching their limits. Yuri charged at Celestia with her spear in hand ready to strike, but was deflected by her shield. "Ha! You think something like would hurt me? How predictable." She said as a shockwave Celestia caused send Yuri back a few inches. "Huh? She's not bad for an old hag."Yuri inhaled then exhaled. "Guess I'll have to use the secret arts then."

"Ready to give up then creature? It's not to late to do so."

"Not a chance grandma." she said picking her spear up. "But I'll give you credit your alot stronger then anything I have fought."

"I would say the same for you."

"But as much as I want to continue this fight, I'll have to end it now."

Celestia summoned a earth pillar from under yuri hoping to get her off guard, but it didn't. Before the pillar reach the stopping point Yuri jumped off from it and started rocketing towards Celestia. Celestia move a few inches back as the spear landed where she was a few seconds ago, "You missed." She said with a grin on her face. "You think so wouldn't you?" Yuri launched herself off of the spear and charged towards Celestia. "THOUSAND BLOSSOMS!!!" Yuri transformed into her Celestial Fox form as she furiously slashed at the off guard Celestia with a barrage of slashes at high speed.  After 30 slashes, she stopped her attack and dashed at Celestia with the finishing move. "DRAGON STANCE 3: EIGHT TRIGRAM PALM!!!" With that the attack send Celestia flying back into a pillar of earth she summon leaving her stuck in it.

"And that is why you never underestimate your fighter." Yuri said as she put her spear on her back. "Especially a pissed off Celestial Fox maid/mother."

Everypony was in shock at to what just happened here, well everyone except Amy who was gloating at Artemus.

"HA! IN YOUR FACE LUNAR BUTT! KNOW PAY UP!" She said as she extended her hand at him.

"Curses. Fine a deals a deal." She summoned a bag of bits.

"Don't make a bet that you can win kid."

Yuri was about to walk off until the royal guards surrounded her with spears pointed at her. "Your not going anywhere creature! You committed a crime and now wanted for attacking a royal." Said Gleaming Armor pulling her sword out. "Which is punishable by death."

"Hey uh you mind getting your idiot soldiers away from my maid please?"

"Oh right, hold on a second." Artemus's horn started to glow, as he teleport himself and Amy between the guards and Yuri. "Stand down soldiers at once."

"But Prince these creature have committed a crime against the kingdom." Said Gleaming armor. "Not only that but they attack your sister."

"Yes I know, but this wouldn't have started if she didn't try to have them arrested to begin with." Artemus looked back at Amy and Yuri with a smile on his face. "Plus after what you guys have saw, I doubt you'll be able to beat them anyway. So I'll say it again stand down.

Gleaming armor grumbled something under her breath, and sighed. "All guards lower your weapons now!" As such the royal guards lowered their weapons at Gleaming armors orders.

"Thank you, now then." He turn his attention towards Amy. "As for you and your friends, I would like to say thank you fro save our subjects from a horrible fate." He said as her bowed to Amy. "You have my eternal thanks for this, unlike my sister who doesn't do the act of kill. I on the other hand only do it when lives are in danger."

"Finally someone that understands what it means to save other!" Said Amy as she hugged Artemus.

"Um....Yes....Well then on to another topic." blushing from the surprised hug he cleared his throat. "Seeing how you caused damage to half the town, and your somewhat of a hero here you'll be doing community service here."

"Aw what!? But I hate doing community service."

"We all do Ms. Amy, but seeing how my sister is knock out at the moment. I'll be your judge for now, plus it's better that it's me then her wouldn't you agree."

Amy looked over at the passed out Celestia then back at Artemus. "Ok you make a valid point, so what do I have to do for my "Community service" Artemus?"

"You will help out in repairing the town back to normal." Artemus said as handed her a hammer."It's the least you could do seeing how you burned down half the town."

"*sigh* Fine I'll help fix the town, but I'm not gonna like."

"Good now if you'll excuse me, I have to take my sister to the hospital in Canterlot. Till we meet again Ms. Amy." With that statement his horn started to glow teleporting the Royal Guards, Celestia, and himself back to Canterlot.

"Well.....I guess this will do for the time being." Amy turn around to see a crowd of ponies looking at her with excitement in their eyes. "And let the cheers and nightmares begin."She thought to herself.

(Queen Chrysalis's Cave in the Everfree Forest)

"CURSES!" Said Chrysalis as she threw the crystal ball at the wall. "I knew I shouldn't have let a clone to do the job for me!"

"Now now Chrysalis, try not to lose your temper to soon. You might give away your hives location." Said the shadowy figure. "Everything is going as planned."

"How so? Cause so far making a clone of myself didn't work so well as you can see."

"Oh but with the help of the clone we were able to see who we are fighting against." Said the shadowy figure as he pointed at Amy in the crystal ball. "With the info we have on her and that other that was fighting Celestia, well be able to come up with some counter measures if either of us have to face them."

"Mostly the girl known as Amy Anderson right?"

"Indeed once we take care of the duo, we will stand a chance against Princess Celestia and Prince Artemus. Which means you'll rule over Equestria and I'll get to destroy whatever the fuck I want besides your changelings."

"I have to ask you a question that's been on my mind?"

"Go ahead, ask away."

"Why do you want to kill the royals so badly?"

The shadowy figure went silent for a moment until it spoke. "Let's just say I have suffered from her mistake, and now I want payback for what she did to me 1000 years ago." The shadowy figure started to walk off. "And no one will stand in my way of vengeance."

"NOT EVEN YOU BURNING CRUSADER!!!

Chapter 7: Your very own stalker

( 3 months later after the battle in ponyville.)

"Man this sucks!" Said Amy as she was carrying a stack of wood planks.

It's been three months after the fight in ponyville, and ponyville is still somewhat recovering from it. So far the citizens were pleased and great full for Amy saving them, well all but Mayor Mare who was still angry at Amy for burning half the town. This pretty much put a huge dent in the budget, and some projects had to be cancelled because of it. The ponies of ponyville didn't mind it, they were just glad that no pony they care about got hurt or killed. That being said back to topic at hand, Amy was pissed.

"I can't believe I have do this, and help out at the apple farm."

"Well you did burn half her apple trees so it kinda understandable." Molly said while playing with her 3ds.

"And I told you it wasn't my fault, if she did threw that rock at me."

"Yeah yeah we get it, you don't have tell me that story every time." She said rolling her eyes. "Plus I be more worry about fixing that house you so called "fix."

"Yeah no thanks to your friends the cutie mark crusaders." Amy said while hammering in a nail into half done house. "I mean really you think the four of them working together would be a good thing right?"

"It couldnt have been that bad?"

"Well.........."

(Flashback 59 minutes ago)

"Hey Amy mind if we help out?" Ask Sweetie belle.

"Yeah we wanna see if we can get our cutie marks in house repair." Said Scootaloo.

"Why do I have a bad feeling that I'm gonna regret having them help me."

"Pretty please?" Said Applebloom giving her the puppy dog look.

"Ok fine you can help."

"YAY CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HOUSE REPAIRERS!!"

"This will be the death of me I just know it."She thought to herself. "Ok now I need you three to use that nail gun over there, and put a few nails into some of the planks of wood over there." She pointed to the were the piles of wood was. "Can you do that for me?"

"Amy were the cmc how can we possibly screw this up?"

(15 minutes later)

Amy was in shock at what the CMC did to the house she was working on. "Normally I would be mad, but right now I'm a bit impress on how you could burn both the house and the pool down at the same time?"

"Well look at the bright side Amy." Said Applebloom.

"And what's the bright side to this little event?"

"I got my cutie mark in repairing!" She said with a huge smile on her face.

"Well that one good thing I guess......Why do I get the feeling someone's right behind me?"

"Cause Prince Artemus is right behind yeah." Said Babs.

Amy turn around to see a smiling Artemus levitating a school girls outfit with a smile on his face.

"You saw what happened didn't you?" He nodded yes.

"I lost the bet we had didn't I?" He nodded again. "How long?"

"Oh until Ms Rarity finish patching up your clothing you have on."

"......I fucking hate you you know that right?"

"And we love you to, now back to repairing Amy."

(End of Flashback)

"That would explain why your wearing that get up, I thought you were wearing it for your fans."

Amy flip the middle finger at Molly "Fuck you asshole this is all your fault."

"Hey it's not my fault you can't say no to the cmc."

"I would but they keep using their secret weapon on me."

"Yeah, use that in your defense that will help yeah."

"Fuck you."

"Anyway what else did they "help you" with?"

"Well....."

(Flash back 30 minutes ago)

"Hey Amy think we can help you with fixing parts of town hall?"

"Come on Amy you can do it, just say no and you'll be done with fixing town hall in to time." She thought to herself and was about to say no, until she looked into their innocent faces. "Dammit, I'm starting to wish I was more like my dad....well the to be able to say no part." Amy sighed and was gonna regret saying this. "Sure why not."

"YAY!!!" All four of them cheered.

"So what do you want us to do?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

Amy pulled over a few cans of white paint. "Ok it's simple really, all you have to do is paint the stage and steps white."

"Really that's it? That'll be easy." Said Scootaloo.

"Yeah leave it to use Ms Amy." Said Sweetie Belle.

Amy had a worry/nervous look on her face. Babs patted Amy on the shoulder. "Relax what's the worse that can happen?"

(10 minutes later)

Amy was once again in shock as to how four little fillies were able to cover the entire inside of town hall in white paint. "I'm starting to think this is the story of my life so far." She thought to herself as she looked over to see the CMC's covered in paint. "Care to explain what the hell happen?"

"Well we kinda got into an argument, and one thing lead to another..." Apple bloom said while looking away blushing a bit.

"And we pretty much started a paint war." Said Babs Seed.

Amy face palmed herself. "Can this get any worse?" With that Mayor Mare exited out of her office and slipped on glob of paint. "Oh fuck me sideways."

(End of flash back)

"After I got lectured on, she told me I had to repaint the entire inside of town hall which took me about an hour and a half to paint again.

"Wow! You do realize that your such a softy towards them right?" Molly said sarcastically.

"Fuck you Molly." Amy said as she was repairing the house the CMC burned down a few minutes ago. "You know you could of helped me out with this."

"I could.....but I didn't and won't, so suck it up and get use to seeing me not help you out that much." Said Molly as she walked off.

"I can't believe I'm related to her."

As Molly walked off, a certain lavender unicorn and a purple and green dragon were watching Amy from a distance. Normally Spike would of just stayed in and reorganize the books in the library, but knowing how Twilight is he was dragged along as help in trying to capture for testing reasons.

"Twilight I don't know why your stalking Amy, but don't you think it's a bad idea?"

"Spike I tried to get answers from her but she still avoids me, this is the only way I can gather data on her." She said writing down some notes on a notebook she has in her hands.

"Yeah but don't you think this is kinda a bit much?"

"How so?" Twilight asked.

"Well for starters we're hiding in a bush, and watching Amy with binoculars out of the bushes." He explained. "Doesn't that sound like a stalker to you?"

"Oh please Spike I'm not a stalker, I'm just collecting data on her without her knowing that's all."

"Yeah cause nopony will find this odd or anything?" He thought sarcastically.

"And besides it's not like I had a choice or anything, and you know me once I see something new I have to study it no matter what." Said Twilight as she begun to move to another bush. "Now come along Spike science waits for no pony."

Spike rolled his eyes and began to follow Twilight. "Why do I have a feeling I'm gonna be in a lot of pain afterwards."

Chapter 8: A normal day?

( Chrysalis's hideout)

"How long are we gonna keep waiting?" Asked Chrysalis with a not so please tone in her voice. "You been studying for the past 3 months and so far nothing is happening, you said that you can get me what I want and I want Equestia!" Chrysalis picked a crystal ball and threw it at the caves walls. "SO HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE CAUSE I'M GETTING VERY IMPATIENT!?"

"2 week and I'll be done bug, let me remind you that without my help you and your "children" would be dead if I haven't come and rescue you from your battle in canterlot 2 years ago."

"I only allowed you to help us cause we were dying, but now I'm at full health that won't stop me from killing you." Her horn started to glow a sickly green color. "Now tell me why I should kill you right know?"

The shadowy figure raise it's hand up for a few seconds, then dropped it as Chrysalis feel to the ground from an unknown force. "In case you forgoten bug, I control time and space remember? I could of send you into deep space, an active volcano, or hell I could even send you to the moon." The gravitational force faded away as the shadowy figure walked off towards the exit of the cave. "But I won't so unless you want to be my next test subject. I recommend you don't try anything stupid."

Chrysalis pulled herself up from the ground, as she regain some of the air she lost from the gravitational force she asked the figure a question. "And where prey tell are you going?"

"Oh just going to meet a certain red hair girl in ponyville." The shadowy figure swung his fist to the side of him, and like an object hitting a mirror it shattered revealing a void. "I'll be back in about 2 or 3 days, so don't try to do anything stupid." With that the figure jumped into the void like mirror waving goodbye to Chrysalis.

"That little brat. If it wasn't for the fact that he's more stronger then me, I would of killed him and use his body body as a husk."

"I heard that you little prick."

Chrysalis was tooken by surprise by the figure being able to hear what she said. "How did you hear what I just said?"

"Fuck you that's how." Chrysalis gave a deadpanned look from the figures comment, turned around, and walked back into her chambers.

"I'm starting to regret having it save me right now."

(Ponyville)

*KNOCK KNOCK* "Rarity it's me Amy I'm here to get my clothes, and no I'm not gonna wear a fucking dress."

Rarity open the do the her carousel. "Darling I do wish you stop using such.....unpleasent words like that."

"The day I do that is the day I learn how to tap dance on a tight rope. Now can I please have my outfit back." She said while extending her hand out. "Cause I'm getting tired of the ponies staring at me."

"Ok just come inside and you can switch to your other clothes darling." Amy walked into the boutique, as Rarity hand her her outfit and instructed her to where the dressing room is. "Just go pass through those doors and change in there."

"Thanks."

(One quick change later)

"Ah much better." She said smelling her sleeve. "Oh you even got the changeling smell out of it, thanks how much do I owe you?"

"Oh you don't have to worry about that dear, this one's on the house." She smile as she put away Amy's other outfit. "Plus your outfit gave me some interesting idea's on a few outfit designs."

"Thanks I owe you one Rarity." With that Amy walked out of the boutique. As she was walking she heard a sound coming from her left, as she turned her head left she could see a butterfly net, a hat, and a pair binoculars sticking out of the bush. "Oh for the love of...She just as bad as Lyra. Though at least with Lyra she doesn't want to experiment on me."

"I know you hiding in that bush over there Twilight!" Said Amy as she prepare a to fire a fireball at her. "You got until the count of 10 before I fire a fireball at you."

Twilight slowly rose from the bush she and Spike were hiding behind. "How did you know it was me?"

"It's not that hard to tell when your the only one with a butterfly net, a survival hat, and a pair of binoculars sticking out." She said as Twilight blushed a bit. Spike shot her a "I told you so." look as he looked back at Amy.

"Look All I want is information on your species that's all. Why won't you let me study you?" Asked Twilight.

"Because I don't feel like answering, why don't you go ask Molly or Lyra, hell you could even ask my maid Yuri?"

"Molly refuse to answer my questions due to the fact I tried to capture her and take her to trottingham, Lyra won't tell me about humans cause of what I try to do with Molly, and your maid is on a train back from Applewood so it'll take a while to get here." With that she took out a scroll and quill. "So please tell me about yourself."

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Cause I don't feel like it, plus how do I know you won't go off and tell Sunbutt about me and my secrets?"

Twilight frowned from Amy's comment. "Her name is Princess Celestia not Sunbutt, and I won't tell her all about you....only 50% of you."

"Yeah not gonna happen." With a puff of fire Amy vanished into thin air. Leaving a very annoyed Unicorn and a board dragon behind.

"So....that went well don't you think?" Twilight looked at Spike with an angry look on her face. "What? You been at this for the past 3 months, and she still won't tell you it's not like you can force her to tell you?" A light bulb appeared on top of Twilight's head the moment he said that.

"That's it Spike! If I challenge her to a fight and beat her, then she'll have to answer my questions that I want to know."

"Twilight do you even know how to fight? I mean I have seen you fought before, but you saw what Amy did to those changelings and their queen right?"

"Yes but there is one thing that she doesn't have that I have."

"Common sense and know the meaning of the word "No?"

"No. It's because I have brains." She pointed to her head. "She pretty much just wing most of the things she does, but with careful planning and some potions from Zecora. I'll be able to get my answers from her." A devilish smile appeared on her face as she walked off towards the library.

"Why can't I have a normal day without something like this happening?"

(At Lyra's house)

Lyra was sitting on the couch with her human friend/roommate Molly on her lap, and her mare friend Bon-Bon watching TV. Bon-Bon was pretty much still not use to having two humans living with then, seeing how she still can't believe that Lyra was telling the truth about humans being real. Normally she would of gotten use to it, but with the constant gloat from the both of them she pretty much got a bit annoyed.

"So Bon-Bon notice how I have a human in my lap?" Bon-Bon didn't respond. "You know what humans are right? Cause I have one right here as a matter of fact."

"Lyra I said I was sorry that I didn't believe you. How long are you gonna keep this up it's been three months?" She asked.

"Until I tell all those who didn't believe me, I even send a letter to Octavia and Vinyl with photographic proof that I have a human friend."

"Plus to be fair you pretty much had this coming anyway." Said Molly with a sarcastic smile on her face.

".......I take it your not gonna stop arn't you?" Bon-Bon asked

"You got that right bubble butt." Molly Replied making Bon-Bon blush, and Lyra laughing. Before Bon-Bon could say anything a puff of fire was above Bon-Bon. As the puff of fire died Amy fell out of the flames and onto Bon-Bon.

"Ouch! I didn't think I could that? If I know how to use that again I'll be able to ditch Twilight when ever she want's to ask me questions and stuff." Amy looked to her left and saw Lyra sitting on a couch, while holding Molly in her arms on her lap."Oh hey Molly what's up?"

"Enjoy my time with Lyra and Bon-Bon, What about you?"

"Oh you know the same old same old. Running away from Twilight, trying to fix most of the town (no thanks to the CMC), and still working my ass off at sweet apple acres." Amy notice that there was a pony missing in the room. "Question where's Bon-Bon?"

"I don't know why don't you look down."

Amy looked down to see that she was sitting on top of Bon-Bon face to the ground. "Oh.....That would explain why I landed on something soft, I thought I land on the chair?"

"Well your not, so if you don't mind please GET OFF OF ME!!!" Bon-Bon Muffled.

With that Amy jumped off of her and landed next to Lyra and Molly with a sheepish/innocent smile on her face.

"Why can't you use the door like a normal pony would?" Asked Bon-Bon.

"Well two reasons. One I perfer to surprise my enemies seeing how I'm the hero of Ponyville, plus you don't know when someone might attack you when your about to enter your home. The other reason is because I'm not a pony I'm a human remember?"

"......I'm really hoping that Yuri comes back from her trip from Applewood." Said Bon-Bon.

"Relax she'll be back today in a few hours, so until then your stuck with us isn't that great?" Amy said with a sarcastic smile on her face.

"A dream come true for Lyra, but a nightmare for me." Thought Bon-Bon with a deadpanned look on her face. *Sigh*"I'm going to the farmers market to get some food for the week."

"Didn't you stock up on food yesterday?" Asked Lyra.

"Yes we did, but seeing how we have 2 humans living with us and 1 who keeps dropping in from time to time. I had to buy more food them normal, also Amy shouldn't you be off fixing the town?"

"I already did my community service for the town, also Mayor Mare is pretty pissed off with me."

"What did you do this time?" Asked Bon-Bon.

"I bet it's because of the fuck up work you did in town?" Said Molly

"No no it was after the fight with Chrysalis when she nagged at me for property damage."

"Care to explain?" Asked Bon-Bon.

Amy pulls out some letter's she wrote to mayor mare. "I been writing death threats to her." Amy handed the letters to them.

Dear Mayor Mare

             I wanted to send this friendly little letter inform you of your intimate demise. If your wondering how I'm sending you these letters, it is to instill as much fear as I can. Like basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right I'm going to fuck the fear turkey.

     Follow me on twitter as The Burning Crusader.

All three of the looked at Amy with a "WTF" look on their faces. "What It's not like I'm gonna kill her or anything? I just want to get back at her for nagging at me."

"I can't help ponder the frightful head weight you would gain if you actually put this much energy into your job." Said Molly.

"For the love of god please don't say that. it was bad enough that our dad said that to me, I don't need you telling me that."

"What wrong with your father?" Asked Lyra. "If you don't mind me asking?"

"Long story short our father became a dick when he struck a gold mine, started to home school us, hired teachers to teach us math, reading, swordplay, etc. It wasn't a very nice childhood." Said Molly with a bit of a depressing tune in her voice

"Oh so you also have a dick family huh?" Said Lyra.

"Wait you have one to?" Both Molly and Amy asked at the same time.

"No not me a friend of mine name Octavia."

"Oh ok.....Question who's Octavia?"

Molly, Lyra, and Bon-bon facepalmed them selves when Amy asked. "The gray pony with brunette hair, wear's a bow tie and plays the chello. You know the picture that Lyra showed you a few days ago.

"............Nope sorry I got nothing." Said Amy with a innocent look on her face.

"Ugh your more forgetful the Vinyl scratch when she's not shit face drunk." Said Bon-Bon. "Anyway I'm going to the market, be back later on tonight."

"Yeah I got to go to." She said getting up and pulling out a teleporting stone. "Rainbow dash said she wanted me to train her in fighting and stuff."

"Huh never expected her to be the one to ask somepony for her, well besides her friends." Said Lyra.

"Well I guess I'm her friend then, plus I kinda owe her seeing how she saved my ass from getting killed."

"Pretty much your her bitch and she's the butch." Molly said sarcastically.

"Hahahahahahaha fuck you Molly."

"No thanks I'm not into incest." Lyra giggle a bit from Molly's comeback to what Amy said. With that Amy flipped Molly the bird, and teleported off to RD's house. With Bon-Bon and Amy gone all that was left in the house a humans and a mint color unicorn in the house.

"So.....Wanna watch stuff on TV?" Asked Lyra.

"Got nothing better to do.....Eh why not let's see how this universe TV show's are like.

Chapter 9: The Diabolic Esper


(Ponyville in an open field 2 hours later)

       Amy and Rainbow dash were busy sparring with each other as requested from RD. Amy threw a left hook at Rainbow dash, but she dodge the hook as she counter with a jab. The jab made contact making Amy back off a bit. "HA! Got you this time Amy." She said with smug little smile on her face. Amy shook her head as she took her fighting stance with her right hand on fire. "You only got lucky that time RD, now I'm gonna get serious!" Amy fired a fireball at Rainbow Dash."Try that on for size!" She said with a victorious grin on her face. As the fireball was coming towards her, Rainbow Dash shot up into the air dodging the ball of fire. As she was airborn she kick her leg downwards causing a  wind shape slash to head towards Amy.

Amy pulled out her sword and counter it with one of her skills. "Wall of Prominence!" A wall of flames appeared in front of her as the wind slash attack disappeared, along with the wall of fire.

"Ok I thing that enough sparring for know at least." Rainbow Dash nodded in agreement, and hovered down to the ground next to her.

"Ok I have to say your pretty cool to hangout with, but not as cool as me of course."

"Yeah yeah I get no one is as cool as Rainbow Dash, so care to tell me why you ask me for a sparring match?" Asked Amy.

"Oh that....well you see I went to los pegasus a few days ago to pick up a copy of the new Daring Do book that came out. When I went into the store to go get it the shopkeeper told me somepony else got the last copy."

"Ouch tough break marefriend." Amy patted her on the shoulder for comfort. "I been there before....alot actually."

Rainbow dash rose up in a fit of anger "When I find that pony that took my book there will be hell to pay!"

[On the train]

"Something wrong Leo?" Asked Nicko.

"I don't know why, but something telling I'm gonna get hit in the face by someone." Said Leo.

[Back to ponyville]

"And people say I have anger issues." Amy said sarcastically.

"Hey I don't have anger issues, anger has issues with me."

"Oh really? Then why were you taking anger management classes then?"

".....You know you could be a bit more nicer you know?" Said Rainbow Dash with a not so very amused look on her face.

"Fuck you I can be nice when I wanna."

"Really?" Said Rainbow Dash raising an eye brow. "Remember what you did with Prince Blueblood?"

(Flash back)

"Hey Celestia you know those neighponese nobles you were talking to? I think I struck a deal with them."

"You don't speak neighponese." Said Celestia.

"Yeah I think I might of sold Blueblood to them? That might of happened."

Celestia looked outside to see a failing white unicorn with blonde hair screaming for help. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? UN HAND YOU PEASENTS, SOMEPONY HELP ME? AUNT CELESTIA, UNCLE ARTEMIS HELP!!!!" Celestia looked at Amy with deadpanned/angry look on her face.

"I think we like 5 crats of sushi so that's worth it right?"

(End of flashback)

"......I said when I wanna didn't I?"

"I won't lie that was kinda funny, but you could be a little bit nice especially towards Celestia."

"Hey unless she starts being nice towards me or my maid, then expect to see me be a jerk towards her."

"Yeah yeah that's what you said about Blueblood, and look how that turn out?"

"Oh whatever the guy was a prick." Amy got up from dusting off anything that might be on her. "Now how about we head over to Sugarcube Corner for something to drink?"

"Sure why not, you are paying for it right?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"With the money I got from Artemus, I'm pretty set for the next few months or so. Now let's go."

Just as the duo were about to head off to Sugarcube Corner, they heard a weird sound coming from behind. "You hear something RD?" Asked Amy. Rainbow nodded yes in agreement. "Yeah it sounds like somepony broke a mirror or something?" As the duo looked behind them they could see a huge crack in the air right in front of them as they turned. The crack gotten bigger and bigger until it shattered revealing a purpleish dark void.

"That can't be good." Said Rainbow dash to Amy.

"5 bits says I'm gonna be blamed for this." Said Amy.

"Oh please like you wouldn't be blamed for the weird shit happening in this town." Said the mysterious voice.

Both girls looked at the void to see a boys head appear right out of the void.

"Cause let's face it you can be very destructive when you arn't even trying Amy Anderson."

"W-Who the hay are pal?" Said Rainbow Dash getting into her fighting stance.

"Oh were are my manner." Said the man as he climbed out of the void.  "My name is Eric der Vogelweid it's a pleasure to meet some fine young ladies such as yourselves." He siad as he climbed out of the void and closed it. The boy was wearing a dark purple suit with a mix of purple and lavender on some parts of the suit with a gem on his chest, his eyes were jet black but his pupils were magenta purple, and his hair was the same color as Molly's.

"I must say your quite an interesting person Amy, I never thought you be able to beat let alone stand against my clone copy of Chrysalis."

"Wait a minute what are you talking about?" Asked Amy.

"Oh right forgot that you not the brightest one at times. You know that attack on ponyville three months ago?"

"You mean where I killed Chrysalis with the help RD, Yuri, and my sister Molly?" Eric nodded yes. "Then yeah I remember."

"Well spoiler alert I'm the one behind the attack." He said with devilish smile on his face.

"Wait that was you who attacked are home?" Asked Rainbow dash.

"Pretty much yeah, originally I was hoping to use that to get Celestia to come to ponyville to get my revenge on her."

"Whoa wait a minute why would you want to get revenge on her. I mean sure she can be a dick at time, but what did she do to you to want to seek revenge on her?"

"Figures she would keep her mistakes a secret." *Sigh* "Then again she pretty much old and all so I'll make this short." He pulled up a screen show what happen 1000 years ago. "You along with your other friends arn't the only humans that came to this world called Equestia. I was the first one to come here due to the shady man that sold me this outfit. At first when I came here I thought I could get help from the Princess Celestia thanks to the help of her subject telling me how great and powerful she is. But of course when I was able to get a meeting with her, lets just say she can be very prejudice when it come to appearances. She thought I was  some kind of monster that was attacking her subjects, and like any other ruler that I read in my history classes she pretty dispose of me by turning me to stone." Eric ended the show with a snap of his fingers.

"Damn that kinda cold and harsh....glad I didn't landed here first." Eric looked at her with a deadpanned look on his face. "What? I'm just say that it suck to be you pal."

"......I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that......Anyway that bitch turn me to stone for no good reason and for that I will seek revenge upon her."

"Hm interesting, and how will you do that?" Asked Amy.

"Originally I was hoping to lure her out with a clone I made of Chrysalis, but seeing how you pretty much killed it I have to think of a new plan."

"Wait a minute that was a clone!?" Both Amy and RD said.

"Pretty much yeah I'm surprise you were able to kill it, thou then again clones can't replace the real one."

"Great looks like I'm gonna have to fight the real one later on down the line." She thought to herself. "Mind if I ask you a question buddy?"

"Ask away lady."

"What will you do after you get your revenge?"

"Simple once I beat Celestia I'm gonna kill her in front of her loyal subject, and let Chrysalis rule the kingdom."

Amy mentally sighed hoping that his plan was to just beat Celestia and then leave. "I was afraid you would say that." Amy summoned her sword. " I was hoping you would just beat the hell out of her but I guess We're gonna have to stop you."

"We? You think you and that gay rainbow color freak with wings can stop me?"

"HEY! Who are you calling a freak you freak!?" She yelled getting ready to charge at him, until Amy stretched her arm out in front of her.

"If we were able to hold up against your "clone", then I'm sure we can handle a idiot like you."

"Oh arn't we the confident one, ok let's see how well you two are? But first let's take this some where a little bit more interesting." Eric opened up the void that he came out of and suck in both Amy and Rainbow along with himself. A few seconds later all three reappear on top of a moving train, Rainbow dash and Amy backed away from Eric the moment they saw they were close to him.

"I think this would be an interesting location for are little sparring match don't you think?" he asked.

"Whatever floats your boat dude." Said Amy getting into her fighting stance along with Rainbow dash. "Now get ready for an ass beating of a life time."

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(music starts)

"Oh I think the one who's ass is gonna be beaten is yours." He said while charging up his hands, Amy saw this an warned Rainbow Dash to fly up. "VOID IMPACT!!" Eric generated a mini subspace that was suppose to hit them both, but hit Amy instead. With quick thinking and fast reflexes Amy activated Stoic-strong at the last second reduceing the damage she was dealt with. "Oh not bad your quicker then Chrysalis's changelings when it come to defending."

"Yeah well I'm not a changeling now am I?" She said while charging at him with her sword set on fire. "BURN! SWORD OF RED LOTUS!" Amy swung her sword at him, but was block by on of his dynamo drones. "Really, that's how strong you are? Shame I thought I had to use more then just one to block your attack?" Amy lifted her sword again and brought it down on him again hoping it would hit him, but it was blocked again by his dynamo drone. "Now if you thing that would work a second time?" Rainbow Dash came from behind with a lightning charged kick, but was grabbed my Eric's hand. "Oh a sneak attack nice but useless." Eric kicked Amy sending her towards the end of one of the carts they were standing on. Rainbow dash was about to kick him in the face with her other free hoof, but was slammed onto the metal roof of the cart then sent flying towards Amy. Amy pulled herself up to see a flying Rainbow Dash heading towards her, She got into a catching stance and caught RD while being pushed back by the force she was thrown at a bit. "You ok?" Amy asked, Rainbow dash nodded yes. "Yeah I'm alright." She pulled herself up from Amy's arm.

  Amy looked at Rainbow Dash nodding at her like she had a plan. Rainbow Dash in return nodded as well as she moved behind her, and flew her up into the air. Eric followed in pursuit as he summoned six vibrating atoms out of thin air surrounding him. "Let's see how well you two work together in air combat." He said as he snapped his finger. "MAXIMUM STRIKE!!!" All six orbs came coming at them, Amy looked at Rainbow and told her to drop her. At first she was reluctant to do so, until she gave her a "don't worry" look on her face. With that Rainbow Dash let go of Amy and start to follow her downwards as well to make sure she doesn't fall off the trains path. As Amy was falling towards the path of the six orbs her right hand started to catch on fire, as she it did she aim her hand at the six orb.

"Eat this FLAME BURST!!!" She yelled firing 6 small but powerful balls of fire at Eric's orbs causing them to explode on impact. As the smoke cleared Rainbow Dash came in at the last second to catch Amy, before she was about to fall off the train. "Hm not bad but I bet you can't take out a rapid shot of my orbs?" Said Eric as he summoned t6 more orbs again and fired at the duo.

"Dammit! Rainbow Dash hit & run time NOW!" Yelled Amy, Rainbow Dash nodded as she flew dodge the six orbs that were coming at the duo. As they dodge the orbs coming at them Amy fire two fireballs that the two orbs that went passed them, only to have four more appear. "The fuck?" Said Amy wondering why there were four medium orbs instead of there being nothing.

"Oh forgot to tell yeah something." He said with a smug little grin on his face. "This time when you attack on of them they split into more smaller orbs, which still pack on hell of a punch when you get hit by them."

"Isn't that great it's just like dodge ball.....only that you'll die if you get hit HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Great Chrysalis all over again." Amy mentally said to herself.

"Now what are we gonna do?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Simple we keep hitting them until there's nothing left." Amy replied as she fired three more shots at the other orbs. As the two kept on dodging and attacking the orbs the Diabolic Esper was beginning to get a little annoyed, at how they haven't got hit by any of the orbs. "This is gonna take almost all day if I don't do something to stop this." He said thinking of an idea on how to stop them from moving. Then an idea hit him as he snapped his fingers. "I think this gone on long enough?" He said as he fired his dynamos the Amy and Rainbow dashes path. "Try this VOID FIELD!!!"

Both Amy and RD were frozen in place in mid air. "W-What the hell? Why can't we m-move?" Asked Amy.

"Oh simple really Void field periodically restrain you both in the rising developed of space, which means you won't be able to move while those orbs come in and hit you two." Just as he finish Amy and Dash look all around them to see a 45 orbs surrounding them. "Now let's see the sky light up." He snapped his finger as all 45 orbs bombarded at the two frozen figures in the air. Eric teleported back to the roof of the train waiting for Amy and Rainbow Dash to fall near him, and without a moment or two they both fell from the sky onto the roof with a loud thud sound. Eric looked down on the roof to see two staggering, bruised, scared, smoke covered particle bodies pulling themselves up from the floor.

"Oh your still up? I thought that would knock you both out at least." Said Eric as her readies himself for an on coming attack from one of the duo.

     "Yeah well to bad cause it didn't." Said Rainbow dash charging at him along with Amy. Rainbow dash came in with a left hook, but was counter with a jab to the face. Amy came in from the side with a side kick, but was block block by a dynamo drone. Dammit those stupid dynamo drones of his." She said to herself as she was pushed back a bit, and was counter with a punch to the left cheek, a kick to the gut, and a blast of neutron energy to the face. "OH SH-!" She was unable to finish her what she was about to say, as the blast sent her almost falling off the train and into unconsciousness. Rainbow recovered from the jab only to get  Eric's face in front of her's. "So how does it feel to get you flank handed to you on a silver plate Rainbow Smack?" Rainbow dash hi-jump kick him but was easily avoid by him teleporting at the last second, she looked around the train to see where he was. "Where the buck are you jerk? There's no where for you to hide or run off to."

   "For a normal person yes but your forgetting that I can control space." Eric fist made contact with Rainbow's left cheek. "See I'm still here just in subspace where you can't see or hit me." He said while punching RD in the right cheek. Rainbow dash tried to punch where he punch her, but the attack missed and was greeted with a kick to her back sending her tripping forwards a bit. "Show yourself you coward!" She yelled. Eric appeared right behind her with his left hand glowing. "SPACE CRACK!!!" With no time to evade or block Rainbow dash was hit from behind by a barrage of space force sending her flying towards the roof of the train cart they we're on. "Ha the fastest pony in all of Equestria huh?" He said sarcastically while walking towards the down Rainbow dash cracking his knuckles. Rainbow Dash staggered to her feet when she was greeted by another Space crack to the ribs. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled Rainbow Dash as she was sent flying, only to be caught in a gravitational field then sent slamming down on the metal roof. Eric brought up the beaten up cyan pegasus to assess the damage he done upon her.

Amy was starting to regain consciousness as she saw Rainbow dash beat up body hit the ground then brought up. The moment she saw that she felt a surge of energy flowing threw her, as a red destructive aura in gulp her entire body. With a blink of an eye Amy vanished into mid air as she was heading towards Eric.

   Eric was standing in front of Rainbow dash who was still knocked out. "It would be a shame to kill a girl while she's unconscious......but then again I don't want to be turn to stone again so." He pulled her with his gravitational powers and point all his dynamos at her neck. "Any last words before I kill Rainbow Bash?......Oh wait you can't cause your knocked out." Before Eric could deliver the final blow he felt a burning sensation in his chest. He looked down at his chest to see Amy's claymore stuck in his chest. "She may not but I do." With that she pulled the sword from the Diabolic Espers chest making Eric dropping Rainbow dash.

  With a blink of an eye Amy disappeared in front of him. "What the, where did she go?" Suddenly he felt a burning sensation on his chest again, as he looked he notice a burning scar on his chest where the hole Amy let was at. "When did I have that on my-" Before he could finish his thoughts he felt another burning sensation, this time on his back. As time start to slow down he saw Amy in front of him and fired a neutron power shot at her, but the attack only hit an after image. This process continued for eight to nine slashes until she came in for the final blow. "Now feel hells fire BLAZING DANCE!!!" With that Amy charged straight through Eric with her sword setting him on fire. As Amy turn to see the boy she set on fire, she saw that his body was starting to turn to ashes. And with loud thump his body fell onto the roof of the cart and disappeared. *sigh* "Kid....what Celestia did to you was wrong and I'm sorry for that, but when you attack my friends and their homes cause of what  solar bitch did to you." She said as the flames on her sword died out. "Then I have no pity or mercy for you."

(End of song)

  As the Knight of Annihilation aura disappeared, Amy rushed towards Rainbow dash to see if she's alright. "Dammit three months of training and we almost get are ass handed to us." Amy pulled out two full recovery bottles out of her book bag one for Rainbow dash, and the other was for herself. "Crap, not good she to beat up to even swallow the potion down. Come on Amy think there has to be a way to........oh." Amy's face turn red the moment she thought of a way to to give Rainbow dash the potion. "I-I can't do that to her. I mean maybe there's a funnel in this bag or something?" Just as she was looking through her bag she found a note inside.

Dear Amy Anderson

          Sorry forgot to give you a funnel in case you needed it for something medical related needs, like giving Rainbow dash a potion without having to come in lip on lip contact. That would be rude of me, but if you need it for medical reason then suck it up and just kiss her already.

            From your bestest friend, E

    "..............I'm so gonna punch this E pony in the face when I meet him or her." After finish reading the letter Amy open one of the bottle potion, and started to pour it into her mouth. She then pulled Rainbow up from the ground into her arms like a romantic couple would do, and opened her mouth. "Man it suck being the hero at time." With that she pressed her lips on to Rainbows and began to force the blue liquid down her throat. A light blue aura in gulp Rainbow Dashes entire body. "Wow she really does taste like skittles." As the light blue aura faded Rainbow dash open her eyes to see Amy in her face. The moment she saw her and realize what was going on her face turn the same color as Amy's face is. Their mouths separated with saliva still connecting their mouths, as Amy opened her eyes she could see a  strong color of red on Rainbow Dashes face. Everything went silent for a few seconds until Rainbow Dash spoke up.

"Um......What are you doing?" She asked

"W-well you see the moment I regain consciousness. I saw Eric about to decapitate your head, so like the hero I am. I rush towards him and stabbed him in the chest with my claymore."

"Ok but I still don't get what's going on with the whole you kissing me thing."

"Yes......about that.....you see you were pretty much beat up badly from one of his attacks." Amy's face began to turn red again. "And well seeing how you couldn't swallow down the potion by yourself."

".......No." Rainbow Dashes face lite as red as a tomato, when the sudden realization finally hit her.

"Yeah.......sorry." Said Amy while scratching the back of her head.

"Ok I have to say I didn't expect that sneak attack from behind."

The duo where taken by surprise by the mysterious voice that filled the air. "The hell I killed you and burned your body to ashes. How are you even still alive?"

"Fuck you that's how." He replied. "Anyway I'm by far impressed by how you were able to unlock your chivalry system, must be because of that Rainbow mane pegasus you care so much about." He said teasing the two.

"Fuck you asshole and show yourself!" Yelled Amy in a fit of anger and rage.

"Would but I think I'll play with you two later, but for the time being I would be more worry about the ponies on the train your on."

"What do you?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Well you see I need to make things interesting, so I let loose some criminals from Celestia's dungeon to attack the citizens on the train and stuff.

"Bastard!" She said firing up a fire ball in her hand but is disappeared in a few seconds. Eric appears above them both looking at them like they were nothing but bug the would step on without a care.

"Aw what's the matter low on mana? Well I'll say this much you got lucky when you struck me from behind, but that was only because I was focus on the pegasus. That is a mistake I will not make again the next time we meet.

"Where the buck do you think your going freak?" Said Rainbow Dash as she charge towards Eric, only to disappear in a nano second.

"Sorry got to run, I got a date with a 17 to 18 year old boy." With that he fades away into the void leaving a very pissed off pegasus, and a beat up blazing heart.

Chapter 10: Fox on a train

(Yuri's P.O.V third person on the train)

  

"Dragon Stance 4: Moonlight Slash!!!" Said Yuri killing two of the griffon bandits. *sigh* "I was hoping to enjoy a nice peaceful ride back from Applewood, but then these jerks came in and wanted to hurt these innocent pony folks." Two more griffon bandit charged at her with knives in both hands. Yuri parry them off of her spear and jab both griffons in the chest, making them both drop dead on the ground. "If they were gonna take over the train they could of at least put up a decent fight."

Yuri began to make her way towards the dining hall where the innocent passengers were being held. As she made it to the cart that lead towards the dining hall, there was very tall and very well built griffon wearing black shades, a orange tank top, and green shorts. "Well....never thought I would see something like this in my before."

"Who the hell are you?" He asked.

"Oh me? Well my name is Yuri Watanabe, mind telling who you are deary?" Yuri asked with a motherly smile on her face.

"Like I'll tell a bitch like you who I am." The griffon said as he charged at her with a fist raised up ready to punch her. Yuri took a fighting stance as her spear started to vibrate at high speed.

"Well if it worked with Amy, then it should work here then." Yuri's spear ran bright red as she attack the ground. "GAE BOLG!!!"  

"Ha! you missed bi-." The griffon bandit couldn't finish his sentence as he felt a sharp pain in his chest. Looking down he saw Yuri's spear impaled into his chest. "B-But.....h-how....?"

"A little trick I learned from a video game. Didn't think it would work thou, but either way you would of lose anyway." Yuri kick the bandit off her spear, and send him into the dining hall were he heard three loud screams. "Oh shit I forgot there were children on the train."

(Inside the dining hall)

"I-Is that a d..d..dead body!?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

"I think so....y..you don't think those two humans did this?" Asked Applebloom

"I doubt that, you saw what they did to those other bandits?" Said Scootaloo as she pointed at the hole in the griffons chest. "Plus look at the hole in this griffons chest."

"You think there's another human on the train as well Scootaloo?" Asked Button Mash.

Before Scootaloo could answer Button Mash's question, they heard a voice come from the open door where the griffon flew out of. "Oh shit I forgot there were children on the train."

"Wait a minute I know that voice!" Said Sweetie Belle as the CMC, Button Mash, Spike, & Ms Cheerilee look to their left and saw Yuri coming in through the door way.

"Yuri!?" Said all six of them.

"Oh thank god it's just you girls and two guys, what are you doing here I thought you were in ponyville helping Amy?"

"Two days ago yes, but know we're on our way back from a field trip with Ms.Cheerilee in Applewood." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Well that answers one of my questions, but why the dragon and the young boy here?"

"I got dragged along by Spike, mostly cause he need to get away from Twilight's "Human research" stuff." Said Button Mash.

"Ok I guess that makes sense in a way, anyway mind telling what going on cause something tells me this isn't a well plan out train take over?"

"We don't know one minute we were just sleeping, then the next thing we know a bunch of griffon bandits are taking over the train." Said Ms.Cheerilee.

"Huh guess this isn't gonna be a peaceful train ride then." Yuri stood up holding her spear onto her left shoulder. "Look like it's time for this maid to clean up this mess." Before Yuri was about to head off into the other cart, she heard a voice coming from the other cart. “SPLASH EXPLOSION!!” said the mysterious voice. Yuri took a few steps back and behind the barkeep’s desk waiting for the moment for bandit to come into the room. As the doors open the train passed right into a tunnel, everything went dark this was the perfect moment for Yuri to strike.

Yuri jump from over the barkeep's desk as she lunged her spear at the bandit that entered the dark train cart. "Quick Thrust!!!" She yelled thinking she hit her target, but to her surprise she heard and felt her spear hit metal. Yuri jumped back from what she hit, and was about to attack the bandit again. Until she heard the bandit speak.

“Dammit Eris, why do you always keep jinxing sh*t!” He yelled. As the light's came on Yuri say a young man that looked like a male version of Amy, only with the fact that the boy was about the age of 17 or 18.

“Wait… are you one of those bandits that stormed in here about fifteen minutes ago?”  Yuri Asked.

“Are you talking about the guys I just kicked the crap out of?” Nicko asked.  “Wait a minute… You’re the human girl that won in a duel against a princess!” As the lights came back on Yuri saw a boy with red hair like Amy's, and was wearing that same clothing as Amy but with out the white coat, and no breast.

“Well, I guess I’ve gained a bit of a reputation.” She said. “Who are you? Are you one of those pony passengers by any chance?”

“Do I look like a pony?” Nicko questioned her. Yuri was about to smack him up side the head for that remark, until she heard the boys phone go off.

“Hey Nicko! I’m coming upon the engine room right now. Give me five minutes and no maniacs will be driving this train.” Said the voice on the phone.

"Who was that on the phone? Asked Yuri.

"My friend Leo." Nicko Answered.

"......Question he would happen to be a young man your age, brown skin, black & white hair, and have a metal arm does he?"

"Yeah why?"

"If I see your friend, then be prepare to see me smack him upside his head."

"Why what did he do to you?"

Yuri was silent for a few seconds until she spoke.

"......Let's just say that he done the most unspeakable thing that you don't do to a women."

(flashback to Applewood train station gift store)

Yuri was looking inside Applewood gift store to see if she could find anything to bring back home to Amy & Molly. As she wonder around the store she found something that interested her. Yuri eyes started to sparkle as she upon a very tasty pastry that made her mouth water. Just as she was about to get it, a metal claw appeared in front of her and grab the pastry good before she could get it. Yuri looked to her left to see a young man with a metal arm getting what was suppose to be her food.

"......"

"......"

"......"

"......"

"What?" Said the boy with the metal arm.

"Pray tell, what is your name?" Asked Yuri.

"Um....My names Leo....why you ask." Leo began to slightly back up a bit from Yuri getting close to him.

"Oh I'm just wonder, cause you see that pastry your eating?"

"....Yes."

"I was gonna eat that, and you just came out of no where and took it."

"And....."

"And like a good little boy, you're gonna buy me something else in this store." She said with a mother/devilish smile on her face.

"And if I don't?" Leo asked, "Not my fault you were not paying attention or quick enough."

"Because if you don't, then this mother/maid is gonna have to teach you something about manners." She said tranforming into her celestial fox mode.

(end of flashback)

"......You have problems lady." Said Nicko.

"And your gonna have a problem with my foot up your ass if you question my methods." She said lifting her spear onto her shoulder. "But seeing how there's two of you someone has to be looking out for you both. So as the oldest and wisest once this is all over you two are gonna live with me and my two daughters."

"And why would we live with you? We're both old enough to look after each other."

"Yes but Celestia might not like it if two more humans appeared out of no where, plus I doubt you have a place of your own."

"......Your not gonna let me go are you?"

"Not unless you want Celestia to send you to the sun."

"Fine I'll join you, but only if you help me and my friend take care of these bandits that have taken over the train." Nicko extended his hand towards Yuri to shake in agreement. Yuri in return shook his hand in agreement.

"Oh you got yourself a de-."

Before Yuri could finish speaking, both her and Nicko heard a loud exploding sound coming from the engine room up a head. At the same time the phone to the train cart began to ring. "Okay, engine room is good-."

"What the hell was that Leo?!" Yuri Yelled.

"Yuri!? Where the hell is Nicko?"

"Right here numbnut." Said Nicko as he took the phone from Yuri. "I was talking to her while you were dealing with the engine room. She agreed to help us."

"Help? How exactly-?"

"I'm getting there...." Nicko said with a annoyed expression on his face. "You and I are still going to get the drop on the guys in the guard quarters. Their should be a maintenance hatch up there. Do you see it?"

"......Found it."

"Ok you're coming in from up top while I'm coming in from the door. An assault on two fronts." Said Nicko instructing his friend on his plan. "As for Yuri, she'll come in once we recapture the car-."

"Uh Nicko? We might want to do this right now. I have a bad feeling that we're going to be having company very soon." Said Leo.

"Ok, on my mark....One...Two..."

(On successfully laid out plan later go read chapter 3 if you want to know what happen /story/231530/swords-sorcery-and-shenanigans .)

"Ok Leo you should go. You and Yuri can help them get to the other ponies in the back-."

"Are you insane? I rather not be left alone with Yuri for 5 seconds before she gets under my skin-."

“I’m not asking you. I’m telling you.” Nicko told him sternly. “You and Yuri are their best chance for protection for if things go wrong.” Leo sighed a little, thinking it over in his head. Then he agreed. On his way out with the guards, Leo told Nicko something that was suppose to encourage him, but didn’t come out that way and sounded like Leo was trying to jinx something.

“You better not get yourself killed out there. If you do, I’m not writing your eulogy."

“Gee… Thanks.” Nicko answered sarcastically as he closed the door to the guards cabin and slowly made way to the next car.

Yuri smack Leo upside his head for that little comment he said. "Respect an adult figure you little brat."

"Ow what the hell lady!?" Leo said rubbing the back part of his head.

"You pretty much had that coming after what you did in Applewood gift shop."

"Your still on me about that, look I said I was sorry will you let it go?"

"Not on your life seeing how you left me to pay for the damage of the store."

"Not my fault you have a short temper."

"Only when dealing with snot nose brats like you." Yuri said point a finger at Leo. "It's people like you who leave without facing your punishment is why the youth back on earth are a bunch of idiot youths can get away with anything."

"Tsk whatever, let's get this over with so we don't have to deal with each other ok?"

"Hm whatever brat try not to get to cocky, don't want you to die to quickly."

Chapter 11: More humans!?

(Back on top of the train.)

"Ugh I can't believe we got are ass handed to us by that prick." Said Amy drinking the health potion. "I mean really 3 month of training and we get showed off by a insane person that belongs in an asylum."

"Celestia is so gonna be mad when she finds out about this Eric person." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Ah fuck her, will worry about that later. Right now we need to take care of the bandits in the train before something bad happens." Amy said while picking herself up from the ground. "Now come on lets find a way inside."

"We should be able to get in through there." Rainbow dash pointed at the hatch next to Amy.

"Perfect," Amy opened the hatch to the roof slowly to see if there's anyone in there. "Ok so far no ones in here that a good sign."

"So what now?"

"Simple we're going pass canterlot right now. I need you to go and get.....Sun butt to meet us at ponyville."

"And what about you?" Rainbow dash asked. "What are you gonna do in the meantime?"

"Oh it's quite simple really," Amy said while igniting her claymore on fire. "I'll be taking names and kicking asses." With that Amy jumping into the cart, leaving Rainbow Dash with a mixed expression on her face.

"Sometime I forget she can be reckless at time," she thought to herself as she flew off to Canterlot. "but then again what makes her awesome."

(Inside the train cart)

Amy landed inside the empty cart thinking of what to do next. "Ok so there might be about 20 to 25 bandits on the friendship express, Yuri might be on here so she might of taken care of at least 10 or 15 of them. So all I have to do is make my way to the end of the cart to take out the boss."

Before Amy could walk off towards the location she things the boss is in, the entire room went black as the cart entered into a tunnel.

"Great now I can't see anything, hey Selena mind helping me out?" Amy thought to herself.

"What can I help with my knight?"

"I really wish you would stop calling me that."

"Well you did save us from are loneliness 2 months ago from the abandon castle right, so it would be far to call you are knight?"

"True but is feels weird you calling me that. Anyway mind helping me the whole night vision thing please?"

"As you wish my burning knight," Nightmare Moon snapped her fingers and Amy's eyes were the same as Nightmare's. "There's someone to your left that looks like a male version of you my Master."

"5 bits says that Eric made a clone of me."

I doubt that, this boy has the same magic aura as yours, but more advance then you."

"Great looks like this kid is being used by the bandits I bet?"

"What should we do?"

"Draw him out that's what will do, and something tells me due to his size he'll get really pissed if I call him short."

“Okay, I don’t have all day, so where are you shorty? I know you’re in here!” Yelled Amy.

“Mind repeating that last part? I did not quite catch that…” Asked the boy.

“What short-?” *SMACK!!!* "OW! What the fuck!?"

"My knight are you ok?" asked Selena

"That little bastard using the darkness to sucker punch me, oh he's ass is grass when I get my hands on him." She mentally said as she rubbed her cheek where the boy hit her. The light's came back to the cabin a few seconds later as Amy saw the boy making his way towards the door of the train cart. She then fired a fireball almost hitting the boy's hand when he was trying to grab the door.

“What the-!?”

“YOU’RE DEAD NOW, KID!!!”

Amy fired multiple fiery projectiles at the boy with red hair. Most of them were deflected off of his sword, but one of the fireballs hit him.

"Got you now you little brat SCARLET ROSE!!" She said as she pulled the boy close towards her ready to  punch him in the face.

"DIIN!" The boy said as he fired an ice spell at Amy making her move backwards and freezing her a bit.

"The hell?"

"Hey, Dandy chick!" Amy looked forwards to see the boy taunting her. "You missed!!" Amy fired a fireball at him, but the boy slammed the door behind him as he made his escape making the fireball miss it's target.

"........Selena."

"Yes my knight?"

"Your allow full access to control my body, until I see that boy beaten to a bloody pulp."

"Are you sure my knight?"

"There are a few things I'll let slide, but when someone did like that kid did and attack me in the dark." The ice around her started to melt as she crack her knuckles.

"Soon you little short brat I'll get my revenge."

Before Nightmare moon can take over Amy's body, they both heard a loud scream coming from the cart a few feet away from them.

“AGGHHH!!”

"The hell was that?"

"Something tells me we might want to wait on the whole revenge thing until we take care of the bandits. Said Nightmare Moon.

"Right let's head to the last cart, and see if the party hasn't ended yet."

Amy made her way towards the final cart of the train. Upon opening the door she say the boy from earlier sitting on top of a tied up Eric.

“There you ar-! Oh God, what sort of hell was let loose in here!?” Amy said while she was examining the room they were in.

“One courtesy of this jackass.” Said the boy with red hair.

“Oh so you two met? she asked sarcastically.

“What do you think?” He replied to the question. Before long though, Amy saw Eric created a Rift behind him by tearing open space itself.

“So the Burning Crusader has caught up to me… Too bad you weren’t able to beat me this time… I’ll leave you to deal with… other issues.” As the train began to slow down and come to a complete stop, Eric disappeared into the void.

“Wait… what did he mean by-?”

“AMY ANDERSON!!!”

"I think he means Sun butt outside waiting to nag at you."

'Oh fuck me sideways."

Amy's body tensed up when she heard Celestia's voice calling out her name. The only time when someone would call her by her full name would be either Yuri when she was doing something stupid, or her father when she refuse to follow his rules. “Something tells me I’m going to get blamed for this.”

(Outside of the train)

"I told you for the last time, I didn't cause this!!” Yelled Amy.

“Oh really? I honestly can’t believe you after saying this entire charade started because of somepony teleporting you and Rainbow onto the top of the Friendship Express.” Said Celestia folding her arm in not believing her.

“Don’t believe me go ask Yuri, she was there to she’ll back up my story. Hell, even ask the new guy!”

Both the Prince and Princess looked at each other for a few seconds in confusion. They did not get what Amy said and neither did her little sister when she showed up a few moments later. While both Amy & Celestia were yelling at each other this gave Artemis a chance to see two other humans that Amy was talking about, and began to walk towards them both.

“OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!” Yelled Amy making Celestia back up a bit. "Would you just shut up and let me speak!?"

"I'm sorry Amy, but I just don't believe that another human was able to get the upper hand on you. That and the fact he the human looked similar to you." Said Molly cocking an eye brow up.

"I'm telling you Molly, it happen. If that pipsqueak of a coward were still here, I would be able to mop the floor with him if he-."

"Hey lady, who the hell are you calling a pipsqueak!?" Said the boy with red hair.

"Oh goddess, you do have a look alike!" Lyra said squealing happily.

"Lyra, not now..." Amy said looking at Lyra with a deadpanned look on her face. "Care to tell me who you are short stuff?"

"The names Nicko hot head, and I heard you just boasting just now about wanting to beat me in a fight?" Nicko said putting his sword on his shoulder. "If that's a request for a duel, then I'll be glad to take you on and make you eat those words!"

"Well my lovely knight it appears that you get to have your revenge sooner then expected." Nightmare Moon Mentally said to Amy.

"Good it's payback time for what he did to me on the train." Amy smiled devilishly and laughed. "You got guts kid, I'll give you that. Ok we'll settle this tomorrow then."

"Fine by me." Said Nicko.

Off in the distance of the train station. There on top of town hall's roof with binoculars watching the event unfold was a girl with white silvery hair, wearing an black and white outfit that looked like it came from neighpon.

"It's been 20 years sense you went missing Amy, and here you are in a world full of technicolor cuteness." Said the girl with nine tails licking her lips. "Yuri my devilish big sister, you keep me away from Amy for far too long, now that I'm here she'll be mine and mine alone."

"Hearts of two different emotions have now agreed to clash on the fields of battle. The heart of Fire and Recklessness vs. the heart of Sorcery and Courage. Who will become the strongest in the end as the wheel of fate begins to turn for all of us?

Chapter 12: Wrong opponent

(2 months ago)

"Ugh this suck." Said Amy as she was walking around patrolling the area like she usually do. So far during her patrol she hasn't spotted any changelings around ponyville. Usually this would be a good thing for her, but after two weeks of doing community service and not getting any action (Not that kind of action) she was pretty much getting cabin fever from not fighting evil and stuff. As she was about to call it a day Amy heard a voice coming from behind a bush.

"Help me."

   Due to her curiosity she looked over the bush that the voice was coming from. "What the hell?" So her surprise she thought the beat up looking alicorn was Artemus for a second. But after getting a good look a the alicorn she notice that her skin was much darker shade of the night sky, but still had the same starry mane as Artemus. The alicorn was also wearing a royal blue long sleeve shirt with a logo on it that say "The Moon Rulez" on it, she also was wearing a pair of navy blue color jeans, and had a broken up crown on her head . Amy moved past the bushes and kneel down towards the female Alicorn.

"Please tell me your dead or anything? Cause lord knows I don't want bury or touch a dead body."

"人性交ですか。"

"Oh great the one time I find another alicorn, and she's to banged up to even speak right."

"I'm speaking neighpones you dolt, don't you know our species languages?"

"Well you are a pony right? I mean you like one."

"More like an embodyment of nightmare's and shadows.

"Huh? And here I thought all ponies were born normally."

"And I thought there were a species much dumber then Celestia no ponies perfect."

".......I'm going to ignore that little comment for now. Minded telling me what the hell happen to you?"

"Ever been the black sheep of the family that no one talks about? Asked Nightmare moon.

".....Yes."

"Well let's just say that I'm the family member that pretty much refuse to do her royal duties.

"Preaching to the quire on that one sister." Amy pulled out a full health bottle out of her backpack, and gave it to Nightmare moon. Nightmare moon took the bottle from Amy's hand and began to drink it. To her surprise all her injuries were fully healed including her broken horn and wings.

"Thanks."

"Your welcome, so care to explain how you got fucked up?"

"Long story short got into a fight with Celestia and Artemus, I lost the fight, and I was cast out of the royal family."

"Damn really? I can understand Celestia cause well she a bitch, but Artemus really?"

"I know right? After all the stuff I did for him you think he would help me out when Celestia was kicking my ass."

"I'll have to have a little talk with him later on, but for now I'll be heading off seeing how your ok and all." Amy stood up and was about to walk off. That is until she felt an hand pulling on her coat.

"Wait a minute." Yelled Nightmare Moon. "I have a question to ask."

"Look I already have ponies asking me out on a date, and just like I told them I don't really don't do dating."

"No not that, I was wonder who do you serve?"

This made Amy think for a moment about which princess or prince she served. Hm well I don't serve Celestia seeing how she pretty much still hates me after the fight with Yuri, not to forget that I know if I did serve her she would pretty much have me do horrible and disgusting things." Amy shivered at the thought of what Celestia would do to her. And there's no way in hell I'll serve Artemus after that time he tried to take a picture of me in the shower." "No one at the moment why?"

"I know I'm not a princess, but would you like to serve me?"

"Not to be rude or anything but why should I serve you?"

"Well seeing how you and I can relate to being the black sheep of are family, we both pretty much think Celestia is a bitch, and you seem pretty lonely at the moment."

"........Get to the point please."

"I'm saying that later on down the road you might end up fighting against Celestia, and you will need help fighting her."

"And how will you help me beat her then?"

"There is a spell that forbidden among are species that Celestia told me not to do."

"And we're just gonna ignore her warning, and pretty much do the spell?"

"Oh maliciously yes."

"Well this is gonna piss Celestia off." Amy mentally said to herself before agreeing to Nightmare Moons request. "Ok so how does this spell work if I'm suppose to be subject?"

"Oh it's simple really." Nightmare Moon touched Amy's shadow, and in a flash she disappears into thin air. "There now I'm a part of you my lovely knight."

"Ok so what just happen?"

"I just fuse my soul with yours, this will allow me to assist you when your in trouble.

"Ok......wait how do I know you won't just take over my body, and try to take over Equestria?"

"Please I'm not like King Sombra. Pretty much from all the comic book I read about villains trying to take over the world, it doesn't end well."

"Good point i guess, anyway are you inside my head or something?"

Pretty much yeah, but don't worry I'll leave at anytime you want if you need some time to yourself."

"Not right know I'll let you know when I need some alone time, till then what happens now?"

"Well with my ability of foresight, and your.......somewhat ok skills, we'll be an unstoppable team my little knight."

"Jackass." Amy said Mentally. "Anything else I should know about?"

"Hm let me put it terms that you might know when from this show called DBZ abridged." Nightmare Moon cleared her throat. "YOU CAN WIN, YOU FEEL GREAT, YOU CAN DO THIS! She said as she was wearing a cheerleaders outfit.

"Oh HAHA very funny," Amy said while rolling her eyes. "Your gonna be like this arn't you?"

"Well I have been isolated from the world for the past 1,000 years, so yeah I'm gonna be using your thoughts for me to help me get up to date with the world around you."

"Oh joy this is gonna be fun." Amy said sarcastically.

( Present time the day after the train event in the arena)

Amy was waiting in the arena of the a pointed time that Nicko suggested, so far it been at least 2 to 3 hours and she was getting impatient at the fact that her opponent was late.

"Where the fuck is that idiot?" She said planting her sword into the ground. "I swear if that kid bailed on me on this fight I'm gonna hunt him down and punching the nads."

"I'm sure he'll show up, I mean you did call him short and that pretty much pissed him off so I doubt he'll back down."

"Yeah but you think he'll show up on time wouldn't he?"

"Yeah that is true, you sure you'll be up for a fight against him? Nightmare Moon said with a worry tone in her voice."I mean you did got the crap beaten out of you, and you did fall on your head....a lot."

"It's just a mild head concussion no big deal, and beside I took another healing bottle that the CMC made for me the other day."

"If you say so, but just be careful ok."

"Why's that?"

"Cause I think that Nicko boy is right in front of you."

Amy looked in front of her to see Nicko in the arena, but to her surprise he was wielding two greatsword. One with the color of red and the other one that resembled a shorter, but stronger blade. His hair was spiked along his head like a hedgehog and his gloves extended across his arms. There was a lot more armor across his waist than the casual clothes he wore the other day.

"Well took you long enough shorty, don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting for a match?"

"Yeah cause your the definition of a proper lady." Selena said sarcastically.

“Look Lady… I have no idea what the hell your issue is and I could honestly care less about your life problems. I walked all the way from Appleloosa on foot in order to be able to come here and I was just trying to mind my own business until you accused me of challenging you to a duel. I don’t even freaking know you!” Said the boy that almost look like Nicko. “But if you want to know my name, then you are going to have prove to me that you are as strong as you say you are.”  He put his silver blade on his shoulder and pointed his first weapon at Amy.

“Can you just say who the hell you are!?” She said pulling her sword from out of the ground. The newcomer charged at Amy, summoning three swords behind him as he charged. “MIRAGE STING!!”

Amy parry away the on coming attack, as she counter with fireworks. "Eat that jerk."

"No thanks I just ate on the way here." The newcomer deflected the attack as he again charged thrusts his sword forward, summoning 3 magic swords at her. "SWORD BLASTING!!"

"Shit Stoic - Strong!!" The blast made contact as Amy was sent flying back from the impact of the explosion.

"Uh Amy."

"Yeah what is it Selena?"

"I don't think this is Nicko.

"Really what gave that away?" Amy mentally said sarcastically.

Well for starters-.

"That was a rhetorical question Selena," she said rolling her eyes. "How much damage did I take?"

"If you didn't use stoic-strong then you would be bleeding out on the arena floor."

"Great look like I still haven't recover from the fight."

"I would suggest you call this fight off before you get injured even more."

  "Can't do that," Amy pulled herself from the ground with sword in hand. "I don't know if this is a clone sent by Eric, or some other poor sap that got turn to stone by Sun butt." With that Amy charged at the infinity sword wielder, raising her up above her head. "BURN! SWORD OF RED LOTUS!!" The burning sword was brought down upon the dual sword wilder, but instead of hitting it target it was blocked by his sword. "Nice try but that won't work on me "COMPACT COUNTER!!" The boy parryed away her sword and counter with a double slash attack at Amy's blindside. "Raise your sword up to your left quickly!!" At the last second thanks to Selena's advice she raised her sword up to her left.

“What’s the matter? Can’t keep up?” He said pushing Amy back a few feet away from him.

  "Cocky little brat let's see how you like th-." Before she could finish that sentence Amy felt her leg give way along with her right arm. This cause her to kneel down onto the ground."W-what the hell?"

"I told you so, you still haven't recovered from your fight with Eric! Not only that but your out of magic, and your injuries that I tried to mend are now open again!"

".....I'm fucked arn't I?"

"All I can say is brass for impact."

Even though Amy's vision was starting to fade in & out of darkness, she could see the infinity sword wielder coming after her. "Oh this is so gonna. She thought as she closed her eyes waiting for the impact to hit her, but to her surprise the attack didn't land on her. When she opened her eyes she saw Nicko right in front of her as he kick her attacker in the chest making him skid backwards.  “Honestly, I did not expect you to be the one trying to save my life.” She said as she was able to push herself up from the ground with whatever energy she had left.

“Yeah….Mind doing me a favor?” That’s when Nicko conjured a small rune that pushed Amy off of the stage and crashed into Yuri.

“What the hell was that for!?”

“The favor I needed you to do was step aside.” Nicko turned around and started to walk off back into the arena.

"You ok sweetie?" Asked Yuri.

"Can't feel my left leg and right arm, so far I think if I fought against Nicko now I would be screwed."

"Well don't worry sweetie you own personal medical team are on the way." Yuri said with a motherly smile on her face. This made Amy a bit worry at who the medical team was, so far thanks to Mayor Mare she pretty much didn't get that much medical help from the hospital. Not to mention with the construction of the new hospital being build they could only allow those who were in critical conditions into the hospital.

"I'm afraid to ask but who are my personal medical team?" Yuri pointed to Amy's left, as she turn her head Amy's face grew pale as she saw her medical team that was suppose to heal her up.

“Cutie Mark Crusaders field medics!!”

"Oh god why!?"

"This won't end well."

Chapter 13: Trip to Canterlot

(If you wanna see the fight with Nicko & Anson go here /story/231530/5/swords-sorcery-and-shenanigans/chapter-5-self-vs-self )

"OH GOD PLEASE SOMEONE GET THEM OFF ME!!!" Yelled Amy as she tried to crawl away from her "personal medical team."

"WHAT ABOUT ME I DON'T WANNA DIE BY A GROUP OF FILLIES THAT FUCK SHIT UP AT TIME!!!"

"Amy hold still," Said Applebloom hold on to Amy's legs. "How can we patch you up if you keep moving?"

"Yeah we're your medical team that Celestia made." Replied Scootaloo.

"Sun butt you bitch I'm gonna get you for this."

"Normally I would be pissed, but right now I'm more worry about if we'll survive this."

"Now hold still while we inject you with this potion that Applebloom made." Said Sweetie Belle as pulled the syringe from the medical kit they had with them.

"W-Wait a minute what's in that?"

"Just some herbs, apples, and some random potion that we got from Zacora's place but I'm sure you'll be fine." Said Babs as she held Amy down. "Ok girls give her the potion."

"Oh fuck me side ways I'm gonna die!!!"

"I think we're both gonna die!!!"

Sweetie Belle hopped on top of Amy as she had the syringe in her hand. At that moment before Sweetie Belle could inject the mysterious substance into Amy, Yuri intervene before it was to late.

"Um girls not that I don't mind you helping Amy feel better and all, but don't you think you should use that 100% bottle potion that Amy has in her backpack?" All four looked at Amy's backpack to see the potion that Yuri was talking about. "Plus I don't think you should use something that you made without testing it on something other then Amy."

"Oh right hehehe sorry Amy." Sweetie Belle said as she handed Amy the blue potion in her bag.

"It's ok," Amy grabbed the bottle from Sweetie Belle as she started to drink it until it was empty. "just don't do that again unless I'm on deaths door."  The Cutie Mark Crusaders nodded in agreement as Nicko, Leo, Anson, and the rest of her friends walked over to where Amy was.

“So Anson… Mind explaining to me the story of where the hell you were all this time?” Asked Leo.

“Yeah, That might take a bit of time…” Anson said as he suggested that everypony to get ready to hear is story.

“It started early yesterday. I was found unconscious by a buffalo named Little Strongheart, who brought me to somepony in the town of Appleloosa named Braeburn. He was concerned that I might’ve been suffering from heatstroke and brought me inside his house to lay me down and cool me off. I woke up a few hours later when he was trying to see if my condition had improved. I wasn’t hot or burning up (no pun intended), but I was more confused on where I was."

        "Braeburn took some time to answered my questions before he had to go check on the town’s crop yield for the upcoming harvest, so he left me alone so I had some time to adjust to my surroundings and also my current position. That’s when I found my bag, skill book and almost enough supplies for me to travel for quite some time. My skill book allowed for me to use the powers I demonstrated earlier in my bout with my brother. Still, my time alone only lasted for about fifteen minutes when I decided to walk outside and see what the town looked like. When I came on out, everypony was rushing inside their homes and locking their doors."

        "For a minute, it was because I thought they were afraid of me. Turns out I was wrong. It was because of a gang of outlaws that strolled into town and wanted to treat the place like they owned it. So I did the only thing I could think of… Beat the living crap out of them. Once that was over though, I thanked Braeburn for his hospitality in letting me stare there for the time I was there and he thanked me for helping the town. Before I left, he told me that he had a cousin in the Town of Ponyville that might help me out once I arrived. So, I crashed here and when I woke up the next morning, I found Ms. hothead wanting to fight me.”

“Hey, in my defense, I didn’t know that you were a completely different person until after Nicko arrived!” Amy replied.

“Really now?” Nicko folded his arms as he looked at Amy. “You didn’t take into account the difference in clothes?”

“For the record, Rarity could’ve made you some clothes for the event.”

“What about him holding two swords or summoning other blades?”

“Learning some new spells?”

“I’m a Rune Slayer, not an Infinity Sword.” Nicko sighed facepalming himself.

"Your not the brightest one in the family are you?"

"Shut up."

“Hold on a sec,” Applejack cut in afterwards. “Who was the pony that Braeburn told you about?”

“Somepony that goes by Applejack.” Anson replied. After a few minutes, something clicked inside his head. The mare who asked him that question had the same description as the pony that Braeburn told him about the day before. “Just out of curiosity, would that happen to be you by any chance?”

        Applejack nodded as she adjusted her hat. Before she could say anything though, a letter appeared right in front of Celestia and Artemis. It wasn’t from Spike since it appeared in a flash of light instead of a green flame and it had a royal seal from Canterlot on the scroll of parchment.

        “A letter from Canterlot at this hour?” Artemis questioned as he looked at his pocket watch from his left jacket pocket. It was only a little after 8 o’clock. Who could be in such a hurry to send a letter to Princess Celestia and in such urgency as well. It was a mystery until Celestia opened the piece of parchment and began to read. Moments afterwards, her eyes widened just like the look on everyponies face when Nicko got shanked in the shoulder. Something major must’ve happened for her to be like this.

“Everypony… we need to go to Canterlot now.”

"For the love of god what's with all these pony puns?"

"Well you are in another universe that is similar to yours."

"I know but still it can be a bit annoying thou."

"What's more annoying is that we're gonna be stuck with Celestia in Canterlot."

"Are you gonna tell me why you hate Celestia Selena?"

".....I'll tell you why tonight, but until then let's head off to canterlot."

(Moments later)

   After waiting a few minutes the carriage arrived to pick up Amy and the gang to be taken to Canterlot after reading the letter that appeared in front of Celestia. Everyone was pretty much enjoying the ride towards canterlot, mostly cause of the view and surroundings that they were passing. Amy & Selena on the other hand were pretty much board out of there minds, and to make matters worse they were stuck with Twilight Sparkle who kept informing Amy about the history of Canterlot , Princess Celestia who was keeping an eye on her so she wouldn't try to make a break for it like she tired to do earlier today, and Prince Artemus who was busy sleeping during the ride. After a few hours of listen to her yapping, Amy decided to pester her if they were at canterlot yet, just like a child when he or she ask if they're at the location that they been waiting to get there.

"Are we there yet?" Asked Amy.

"No." Twilight replied.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No." She said with an annoyed tone in her voice.

"......How about now?"

"NO! Ugh what is wrong with you? Were you drop on your head when you were a filly or something!" Yelled Twilight as she slamed the cover of her shut.

"Ok one that only happen.....5 maybe 6 time, and two I'm board as hell in this stupid carriage when are we gonna get to canterlot?"

"Well think of something else until then." With that she went back to reading her book.

"......Hay Twilight?"

"......"

"Twilight."

"......."

"Twilight."

"............"

"Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twi-.

"WHAT!? WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU WANT!?"

"Are we there yet?"

"...Oh fuck me sideways."

"Again your not the brightest pony."

"This should be interesting to watch." Celestia said Mentally while she watch her favorite student strangle Amy.

(Molly's carriage)

While Amy was busy getting strangled by Twilight, Molly was stuck with the twin brothers. Normally this wouldn't be a bad thing for her, but if a certain little Infinity sword user wasn't in the carriage with her asking her questions about herself then she might of enjoyed the ride.

"Your not much of a talker are?" Asked Anson. Molly said nothing in response not that she would say anything, but she was busy playing with her 3ds. "You know it's rude to ignore someone when they are talking."

"........."

"Oh I get it your giving me the silent treatment for what I did to your sister are you?"

"........"

"........"

"Well this awkward, so much for idol chit chat then." He said mentally.

"......How long before we get to Canterlot?" Molly said asking one of the royal guards flying the carriage.

"In about a few more minutes miss, why do you ask?"

"3, 2, 1....and."

"SOMEONE GET THIS BITCH OFF ME SHE"S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU UNTIL YOUR DEAD!!!!!"

"That why pal." She said going back to playing her game.

"Is she always like that?" Asked Anson.

"When she's board or has nothing to do then yes."

(Landing platform, Canterlot)

"So this is Canterlot huh?" Amy mentally said as she exited the carriage that was carrying her and Twilight. Normally to some poeple this would be a breath taking moment seeing who this was a castle sitting on a mountain and all, but unlike most people Amy wasn't that kinda of person. "I have to edmit this place is...ok, but I'm so fucking board."

"We only been here for about a few seconds, and your board that quickly?"

"Hey cut me some slack I'm a bit pissed off at what happen to day, and I just wanted to go back home and watch TV with Lyra & Bon-Bon."

"Well to bad for your plans little miss hot head, cause were gonna be here for a while."

"Oh joy I'm stuck in castle full of rich snobs."

      Moments after landing the chariots, Princess Celestia and Prince Artemis were greeted by Nobleheart as everypony stepped out of the carriages and walked towards the Royal Guard Captain. Princess Cadence was also there to greet them as well as one additional guard that dressed himself in a Royal Suit and wore white gloves over both of his hands. He was an earth pony with cream colored fur and a short black mane. He kept his arms behind him and stood in position like a bodyguard. Leo though, noticed that every once in a while, that this pony seemed to look at him. More likely, his arm.

“Welcome back, Princess Celestia and Prince Artemis.” Nobleheart greeted the Royal Siblings. “I presume that you received my message?”

“Indeed we did,” Artemis replied. “We came as quickly as we could. However, with the railways undergoing repairs, our only method to bring everypony here safely was to come by carriage.”

“I understand completely.” Nobleheart nodded as Everypony followed him through the city. Cadence used the chance to introduce herself to everypony, including Nicko, Amy and all the other humans. However, Amy’s reaction to Cadence’s title of “Princess of Love” was just a sly snickering and then Yuri smacking her over the head.

"Ow! Jeez what the hell was that for?" whispered Amy rubbing the back of her head.

"It's rude to judge a pony by their title Amy."

"OH this coming from the girl who thought Selena was an evil pony for past month and a half."

"I said I was sorry, but after reading about her from Twilight books you can't expect me not to judge."

"Well at least Molly, Lyra, RD, Pinkie Pie, Scootaloo, and Bon-Bon didn't judge her after she told you all her story while I was gone."

"Alright fine I'm sorry I smacked you upside your head, but that doesn't mean you had to snicker at her title."

"Oh come on, when your named the princess of love you kinda have to wonder what it means."

"Oh whatever." Yuri rolled her eyes at Amy's statement. "Just try not to make any witty remarks towards her."

"I make no promises, but if she starts to insult me then the gloves are off."

(Royal Barracks)

The Barracks itself was a two story building that stretched out quite a ways. It almost resembled a school building based on what it looked on the outside. Inside though was a different story. The entire bottom floor was a weapons locker and armory with the back rooms being a rest area/training room that leads to the outdoor sparring grounds. The top floor was a meeting room and also held Gleaming Shields and Noblehearts personal office. This top floor also contained the map room and was also where everypony was planning to meet.

As they walked on up, Celestia was first to speak as everyone was adjusted to the new room and comfortable. “Now, Nobleheart. Would you mind explaining more on what you said in the letter you sent to us?”

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"Oh god more talking, hey Selena mind giving me the short version of it." Amy asked mentally  as she lean her back against the door way. As she closed her eye and reopen them she found herself inside her head. At first she thought it was gonna be nothing but an empty room filled with darkness, but to her surprise is was room that looked like the ocean at night just take away the sand and the moving waves.

"Well someone's been busy making herself comfortable?"

"I'm the princess of the dreams kid what did you expect? Plus I'm pretty much trying to keep a low profile so your body is the only place I could hide."

"Makes sense i guess, so what's the short version of why we're here?

"Well after reading Noblehearts I think I can sum up what's going on in a few words."

"And those are?"

"Chrysalis, stealing spellshards, and powering up machinery, enchanting weapons."

"Hm.....something tells me Eric's involve, and knowing he is, I might have two ideas on what he's doing."

"And those are what pray tell?"

"Well one would be that he's planing on either making a machine to take out Celestia, or he could be enhancing an army of changelings."

"You got all this from just those four words?"

"Well it's not that hard really. I mean think about it, why would changelings steal spellshards?

"Cause they need some kind of energy to replace the lack of food source which would be love?"

"No but that's a good guess. It simply means that they either want it to enhance their power for a full scale war.

"Or for some kind of machine that would be strong enough to take out Sun butt."

"Correct but in order to make a machine like that, they would need parts of some sort."

"Well they can't buy any with somepony knowing who they're, so I'm guessing their next plan would be stealing materials."

"Maybe but for now let's keep this to ourselves until the time is right."

"What? Your not gonna tell Sun butt about this?"

"Do you really think anyone besides RD, the CMC, Molly, Pinkie Pie, and Yuri would believe me?"

"Good point we'll tell her when the moment is right."  (Music ends)

Good now we better head back before someone smacks me upside the head again."

"Ugh do we have to, it's not like they care what you do." Said Selena as she summoned a door right in front of the duo. "Well besides your friends that is."

"Yeah but I don't want to be lectured by Sun butt, and her favorite human Nicko."

"Fine let's get going, but I still think this is stupid as hell." She said as she open the door.

"It always stupid."

(Changeling cave/HQ after the Vanhoover Beatdown /story/231530/6/swords-sorcery-and-shenanigans/bonus-chapter-45-vanhoover-beatdown )

"Hm so Ciela and Luke are back huh?" Asked Eric.

"If you mean those humans that I told you that attack me? Then yes they are back." Chrysalis answered.

A devilish grin appeared on Eric's face as he started to walk towards the exit of the cave. "Chrysalis, have the changeling go and get the materials on this list." He said as she handed her the list of items that he need.

"And where are you going this time."

"Canterlot Castle were else?"

"......Are you stupid or something? Cause in case you forgot that's where those humans are at."

"Which is why I need to go there to get something that's inside of Amy Anderson." Chrysalis looked at Eric a confuse look on her face, wandering what he was talking about. "I'll explain you see I'm working on a devise that will allow me to take out Sun Butt, but I need a certain little item that Amy has." Eric pulled out a digital screen show what he needed.

"Blazing Heart's Pendent is what I need to make my devise work. Once that bitch of a princess is dead, you can rule over Equestria and I'll get my revenge." With a snap of his fingers he made the screen disappear.

"And what about the other humans?"

"You can do whatever the fuck you want with them for all I care." Eric said while opening up a portal. "Just don't get in the way of my plans ok?"

Chrysalis nodded in response to Eric's request. "Question how are you gonna get that item from her?" She asked.

"Hm I think I might know a move that will...handle it." Eric jumped into the portal leaving Chrysalis behind with a chill down her spine.

"Glad I chose to be his ally then his enemy."

Chapter 14: The clothing store disaster

(Back in Canterlot moments later)

  Shortly afterwards the meeting about what happen in Vanhoover wrapped up with Nicko, Amy and the other humans were outside with Spike, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack and Pinkie Pie. Rarity herself had wandered off on one of her personal shopping sprees after hearing about a famous clothes designer at one of the nearest fashion outlets.

“So… Now what?” Spike asked. “We got a few hours to kill so does anypony have a suggestion on how to pass the time?”

“Maybe a tour through the city?” Anson suggested. “I’ve never really been through a city like this one before and maybe I might find something that I want to check out. What do you think, Nicko?”

        The words check out made Nicko think of a library. Which also reminded him of the Notebook of Starswirl the Bearded back at the Royal library that he needed to look at/acquire. “I think it’s a good idea. But I got somewhere else to be. I’ll catch up with you later.” With that, he took a right turn and made his way through the streets of the sprawling city.

"Well while he's off to....where ever the hell he's going I'm gonna see if this place has something that interest me." Said Amy as she was about to walk off, until she was stopped by the cutie mark crusaders mostly Scootaloo.

"Hey Amy I have a question to ask?" Said Scootaloo pulling on Amy's coat.

"Sure what is it?"

"Are you and my sis dating?"

Amy and Rainbow Dashes faces turn bright red towards Scootaloo's question. During the past 3 months some of the folk in pony had notice that the duo been hanging around a lot, and some rumors were being spread around saying that they were dating in secret (Most of the rumors were caused by Rarity.) But other then hearing the usual rumors they pretty much see each other as friends......right?

"W-What are you talking about w-we're just friends right RD?"

"Y-Yeah just friends that's all kid."

"Then how come I hear rumors about you two hanging out with each other?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

"There just rumors Sweetie Belle they can't all be true." Said Rainbow Dash

"Then why does Amy sleep in the same house we do then?" Asked Applebloom.

"Hey not my fault your home is made of cloud." Said Amy. "Plus I never slept on a bed made of clouds." Scootaloo raised an eye brow still not convince at Amy's statement. "Then how come you two are sleeping in the same bed?" She asked.  "We'll that because we only have two beds at the moment, plus it's kinda hard to make a new bed in the house with limited space." Said Rainbow Dash smiling awkwardly trying to convince Scootaloo. "Come on Scoots you know me right? If I was dating somepony I would of told you sooner."

"Yeah...but still." Scootaloo was still not convince that they were telling her the truth. Amy mentally called Selena for someway out of this situation, without causing any sibling problem.  

"Crap she still thinks were a couple quick Selena think of something."

"You could always make her your apprentice, that might work."

"Good idea!"

"Hey Scootaloo want to be a pyro knight?"

"Hey don't change the.....wait what?" Said Scootaloo looking at Amy with a confuse look on her face.

"I said do you want to be a pyro knight?" Amy said as she pulled out a Pyro Knight's Determination badge from her pocket.

"You mean I can be just like you?" Asked Scootaloo with sparkles in her eye.

"Yep just imagine it, you'll be the only pegasus with the power of fire on your side." Amy was about to hand the badge over to her, but was pulled away by Rainbow Dash. "Hey what's the big idea?"

"You sure that badge of yours will work on Scoots?" Asked Rainbow Dash. "Cause the last time you used that on me it did nothing."

"That's because your already have the elements of harmony remember?" Amy replied pointing at the jewel around RD's neck. "Plus this will be a good thing."

"How is teaching a 18 year-old pegasus to use fire a good thing?"

"Not that you chuckle head, I'm saying that in case I....well kick the bucket, get killed, or end up in a different universe or something. Then this world will have a protector when I'm not around."

"I don't know...."

"Oh relax what's the worse that can happen?" Amy said as she walked over to Scootaloo again. "So how about it kid wanna be my apprentice?"

Scootaloo looked at Rainbow Dash with a look of excitement on her face, Rainbow Dash nodded giving her little sister the ok sign to be Amy's apprentice. "Yes!"

"Ok then, now before I give it to you just promise me something?"

"What's that?" Asked Scootaloo.

"Don't burn down the apple trees in sweet apple acres, less you want to be sent flying but Applebloom's sister." She said pointing a finger at Applejack who blushed in embarrassment.

"I said I was sorry alright, will you let it go?" Said Applejack.

"Will you stop calling me a thief then."

"......."

"Thought so," Amy return her attention towards Scootaloo. "So do you promise kid."

"I promise." With that Amy handed the badge over to Scootaloo. When the badge made contact with Scootaloo flames started to form around her, then ingulped her in the flames. At first everypony thought the flames burned her, but in a few seconds the flames died off revealing Scootaloo wearing a new set of clothing.

"Whoa!" Said Scootaloo looking over herself in her new pyro knight outfit.

"Wow Scootaloo you look amazing, wish I could be a pyro knight." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Yeah me two." Said Applebloom.

"I think maybe one pyro knight is enough."

"Plus you don't want get in trouble with Sun Butt."

"Anyway will start your training after we're done in canterlot, so until then let just have a look around till dinner time at the castle."

"Sure, come on girls let's show Amy around Canterlot." Said Scootaloo as she pulled on Amy's arm.

"Yeah cutie mark crusader tour guides!!" Yelled Applebloom & Sweetie Belle as they ran up towards Amy & Scootaloo. In the back behind the four Applejack pulled Rainbow Dash over to have a little chat with her about what happen a few seconds ago.

"Are you nut's or something?" Said Applejack.

"What?"

"Your just gonna trust her after what happen in ponyville, my farm, and what she did to Scootaloo?"

"Look AJ I don't know what's your problem is with Amy, but it's not like she evil or a bad pony or anything."

"Still you just let her make Scootaloo into that pyro....whatever she said she was?" She said while putting her hands on RD's shoulders "Don't you see the danger she put your sis in, what if she tries to make her turn evil and tries to take over equestria or something?"

  Rainbow Dash frown a bit from that comment, normally she wouldn't let stuff like that get to her if it was somepony else, but seeing how it was her friend this pretty much hit her hard. "Look AJ I know you and Amy don't get along that much, but really do you not trust me to know who to trust." She said pulling Aj's hat over her eye's. "Plus I know Amy for 3 months, I doubt she has the knowledge and power to even try to take over Equestria." Applejack pulled her hat from over her eyes looking at RD with a bit of a worry/annoyed look on her face. "I mean look at her, do you really think see's dangerous?"

Applejack turn her attention towards Amy who was pretty much just playing with a yo-yo she bought a while back. "Hm I guess." Just as she was reconsider her thoughts about Amy. Amy did the round the world trick with the yo-yo, just as she did the yo-yo hit her in the forehead.

"Ow! Son of a bitch!" Amy said as she threw the yo-yo in anger. As the yo-yo was sent flying into the air, the object hit and on coming wonderbolt causing the pegasus to fall out of the sky and landing in a public fountain. Applejack looked over at Rainbow Dash with a "You were saying" look on her face.

"Ok maybe she's destructive at time without knowing, but at least she not an evil master mind with a weird germane name right?"

(Some where in the void)

"I don't know why but I feel like punching a rainbow color pegasus. Eric said while traveling through the portal he made a while back."

(Canterlot)

"Touche but I'll be keeping my eye on her." Applejack said walking off towards the market place.

"Ugh she as stubborn as I was 2 years ago." Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and flew back to Amy & the Crusaders. "Alright girls where to?"

"Oh Oh let head towards the arcade area." Said Scootaloo.

"Aw but I wanna go to the clothing store." Whined Sweetie Belle.

"I wanna go to the all you can eat buffet." Said Applebloom.

"Um why not all three." Said Amy pulling out a sheet of paper & pen. "Will start with the clothing shop first." As she wrote down clothing store, she heard Scootaloo & Applebllom go "Aw" while Sweetie Belle cheered. "Next we go to the arcade place."

"Aw yeah prepare to lose chumps." Said Scootaloo.

"And last we go to the all you can all you can eat buffet."

"Yay!" Said Applebloom cheering while jumping up and down."

"Question where did Babs & Molly run off to?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Oh they're with Yuri exploring the castle seeing how they never been here before." Amy said while putting the list in her pocket. "Ok now let's go!"

  A few minute of walking later, the group made it to the clothing store. Sweetie Belle was the first to run towards the store dragging Applebloom & Scootaloo along with her, as she ran into the store she accidentally bumped into Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon who were surprise to see the blank flanks in the store.

"Ugh it you blank flanks." Said Diamond with a look of disgust on her face.

"What are you two doing here?" Asked Sweetie Belle picking herself up from the ground along with her friends.

"Well if you must know we were enjoying ourselves shopping for new clothes, that is until you freaks came." Diamond notice that Scootaloo was wearing a strange outfit that got her interested. "What's with that weird outfit your wearing? Are those the only clothing you could find in the lost n found?" She said while laughing along with Silver Spoon.

"For your information you jerks, I just became Amy student in becoming a blazing heart just like her." Scootaloo said with a confident look on her face, this made the two rich girls laugh even harder then before.

"Wow she picked you to be her student?" Said Diamond as she was recovering from her laughing fit. "She must be pretty desperate if she pick you as her apprentice."

"That or take any loser just like your so called sister." Replied Silver Spoon.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE-!" Before Scootaloo could finish her sentence or attack, Sweetie Belle put her arm in front of her. "Now now Scoots remember what Ms. Cheerlie says."

"*sigh*Don't let their words get to you."

"Ha! looks like you just been whipped by your master huh bitch?" Scootaloo gritted her teeth from that remark.

"Look were just here for a little shopping that's all, so why don't you just leave us alone and go on with what your doing." Said Sweetie Belle as she was about to walk off, but was blocked by the duo bullies.

"Sorry but only those with cutie marks are allowed into my fathers store."

"Wait your father owns this store!?" Asked Applebloom.

"Well duh my daddy owns almost all the stores in cCanterlot."

"Yeah which means we can get anything we want for free." Said Silver Spoon.

"Great as if things couldn't get any worse?" Scootaloo mentally said.

"And seeing how we're the boss of this store, your not allow to shop in any of the stores that daddy owns."

"But that's not fair!" Yelled Sweetie Belle. "Who do you think you are, you can't do that."

"We can cause we're rich and your poor." Said Diamond. "So what are you gonna do about it? Call your slutty sister Rarity on us?"

  Everything went silent after Diamond Tiara finished her sentence, seeing how there wasn't that many ponies inside the store you could hear the music playing and some ponies walking out of the store. Two reasons why most of the  ponies left the store, reason one was because they new who Sweetie Belle was, and reason two was that they didn't want to get involve in the fight that was about to happen. The awkward silence was broken when Sweetie Belle spoke.

".....What did you say?"

"Oh no." Said Applebloom.

"Diamond you better stop or-." Said Scootaloo.

"What you didn't know?" Diamond said sarcastically. "I mean you have to have heard the rumor about your sister inviting colts into her shop late at night right?"

"Yeah she pretty much have her way with them." Said Silver Spoon. "I mean I'm surprise that she hasn't gotten sick or anything."

"Oh come on Silver Spoon she a professional hooker, they know how make themselves look good to hide any STDs they have."

  AppleBloom and Scootaloo looked at Sweetie Belle who's face was bright red & one eye twitching. They both looked at each other remembering what happen to Molly when Diamond & Silver made fun of her due to her looks. They new what was gonna happen and normally they would try to stop her, but something told them that they would get caught in the cross fire so they decided to wait to see how things go. When they both looked back at there friend who was walking off towards Diamond with her fist ball up.

"Didn't I tell you to leave the store blank fl-. Diamond Tiara couldn't finish her sentence due to the fact that Sweetie Belles fist made contact with Diamonds face. During that moment time seemed to either slow down or stopped when the punch make contact. This made Applebloom mouth open like something horrific happen, while Scootaloo was pretty much had a smile on her face seeing Diamond getting socked in the face. And it was at that moment when Diamond Tiara realize that she fuck up.......bad.

(Outside the store Rainbow Dash and Amy were hanging outside of the store sitting on the bench.)

"You think it was a good idea to let them go into the store alone?" Asked Rainbow Dash munching on a pretzel.

"Oh relax how much trouble can they get into."

Right on cue they heard something smash out the window of the store and yell. "I"M GONNA FUCKING RIP YOUR HEAD OF YOU LITTLE CUNT!!!!" Rainbow Dash looked at Amy with smug look on her face.

"You were saying?"

"Shut up and let go see what's going on." Amy said as they enter the store. As they enter they saw Applebloom and Scootaloo holding Sweetie Belle who's fist was covered in blood. Amy looked to her right to see a beat up lavender hair color pony on the ground with a few a her teeth missing. Sitting next to the pony was what she could guess was her friend trying to protect her beaten up friend.

"LET ME GO DAMMIT SHE'S GONNA PAY FOR WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT MY SISTER!!"

"Sweetie Belle calm down." Said Scootaloo.

"We gotta get out of here before we get in trouble." Said Applebloom trying to pull Sweetie Belle away.

  Amy & RD stood there in shock at what they saw when they enter the store. So far half of the store was either set on fire, or was pretty much in ruin. The duo then turn there attention to the CMC & the two rich ponies that were on the ground. Normally if Applejack or Rarity saw this they would lecture & punish the trio for seeing this. But seeing how they could hear hoofstep coming from the distance they didn't have time to wonder what happen. So out of haste and fear Amy grabbed Applebloom & Sweetie Belle, while Rainbow Dash grabbed her sister. With a blink of an eye all five disappeared in a flash, just as they left the guards enter the store to see it in ruin along with a beaten up pony on the ground covered in her own blood. One of the guard see Amy & RD tiptoeing off in the distance carrying the CMC.

"YOU THERE HALT!!!" Yelled one of the guards. Amy & Rainbow Dash looked at each other for a slit second, nodded, and began running away from the guard yelling at them. "HEY I SAID HALT!!!"

(Few minutes of running from the law later.)

"You think we lost them?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"I think so I mean we did pretty much jump from rooftop to rooftop." Said Amy as she turned her attention towards the CMC. "So care to explain what the hell happen?"

"We had a run in with Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon." Said Scootaloo.

"Those two again?" Rainbow Dash said with a annoyed tune in her voice.

"Who's Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon?" Asked Amy.

"There two of ponyvilles richest & snobbish ponies, they think just because there rich they can do whatever they want." Rainbow Dash explained. "What did they do to cause that mess in the store?"

"Sweetie Belle attack Diamond cause she called Rarity a slut." Scootaloo said while balling up her fist. "I would sock her in the face myself for insult you sis, but Sweetie Belle stopped me before I did." Scootaloo looked up to see the expressions on both Amy & Rainbow Dashes face, to her surprise they were pretty much trying not to laugh from what they saw.

"So let me get this straight," Amy said trying not to laugh. "So when you three enter the store you bumped into Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon, they insulted your sisters, and Sweetie Belle attack her for calling Rarity a slut because?"

"They're lying!" Sweetie Belle Yelled with tears in her eyes. "Every time we bump into them they always insult us or our sisters!"

"And you beat the crap out of them right?" Asked Amy. Scootaloo nodded but Applebloom & Sweetie Belle nodded no with their heads down. "Why not?"

"Cause Applejack says they're just words and you shouldn't get all worked up about it." Applebloom answered.

"Rarity says it's unlady like to stoop to there level, and that I shouldn't fight them." Sweetie Belle Answered.

"And how long have they been bullying you three?"

"Our entire school year at Cheerlies school, we tried telling her and are sisters but they pretty much ignore it like it's nothing." Answered Applebloom. "So far the only one that's doing something is Rainbow Dash."

"Yeah and so far I'm not getting any luck with either of the three." Rainbow Dash said with a annoyed look on her face. "I mean really is being business partners more important then their siblings."

"Hm......I believe me and Selena will have to have a little talk with them later on." Said Amy patting Applebloom & Sweetie Belle on the heads.

"Really?" The trio said in unison giving Amy an adorable look that would of killed her is she a normal human being.

"Yeah it shouldn't be that hard to talk to them, and if that doesn't work." Selena appeared next to her cracking her knuckles, with a smile on her face. " Then we will knock some sense into them." Just as she said that the CMC tackled Selena and Amy to ground.

"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, so much." Sweetie Belle said hugging Selena. "Celestia was wrong about you, you are a good pony."

"Hehehe thanks." She said blushing at what Sweetie Belle said.

"Yeah your cool, but not as cool as Rainbow Dash." Said Scootaloo.

"HA! Suck it Sun Butt!"

"Ok so the clothing was a bust," Amy said while crossing clothing store off the list. "So let's head off towards the arcade area, and see how things go from there Ok?" All five nodded in agreement. "Ok let's go." With that Selena faded back into Amy's shadow, and the group walked off towards the arcade area of Canterlot.

Chapter 15: My Little Specter

(Arcade store)

   A few minutes of avoiding the law, running in back allies, and hopping from rooftops later. The group have arrive at the second location on Amy's to do list the arcade store. "Alright girls this time Rainbow Dash & I are coming inside this time." Said Amy as she looked outside to make sure nopony was following them.

"How come?" Asked Applebloom.

"Mostly cause we can't be seen outside, and plus we want to make sure nothing bad happens to you three." Rainbow Dash replied as she pulled out some bits for Scootaloo. "Now here 500 bits for any games you wanna play."

"Sweet!" Said the excited orange pegasus, as she grabbed the bits & her friends she rushed off towards the video games.

"And here I thought Molly was more of a gamer then she is."

"Scoots can be like that at times, hey I have a question to ask if you don't mind me asking?"

"Ask away."

"If we....well this is just an if ok......if we were dating who would be the dominate on in the relationship?"

"Hm that's a tough question to answer," Amy pause for a moment or two until she thought of a answer. "I think that I would be the butch and you my bitch."

"Really now?," She said with a smug grin on her face. "Cause here I though you would be my bitch in the relationship."

"Hey! I'm no one's bitch, we females of the Anderson family are the butch in any relationship!" Amy yelled punching RD in the shoulder playfully.

"Well don't expect me to be the submissive type then if we were dating." Said Rainbow Dash returning the punch.

"Yeah, yeah you seem to be submissive when I was messing around with your wings a few weeks ago."

Rainbow Dashes face turn red from remembering what Amy to her. "H-Hey I let you win that fight!" She yelled putting Amy in a head lock.

"Oh sure you di-." Just in mid sentence Amy heard a very annoying voice behind her.

"THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!"

"Oh buck me." Said Rainbow Dash letting go of Amy. She turned around to see a very pissed off griffon holding a bent up metal bat in her claw like hands.

"Who's that?" Asked Amy.

"That's my former friend Gilda from flight school."

"So this is the friend you were talking about? She's seems pissed."

"Yeah long story short I introduce her to my friends in ponyville, and things didn't work out after that."

"I finally found Rainbow Crash," Said Gilda as she pointed the metal at her. "now your gonna pay for ditching me for your new friends in that pansyville."

"Whoa wait a minute there chicken girl." Amy said stepping in between the RD and Gilda.  "I don't know what happen to you in ponyville and might not care for it, but there's no way I'm gonna let you beat the crap out of my friend here."

"Who the flying buck are you?"

"Your mother, who do you thing?"

"I've never seen you before in my life bitch so move it!"

"Really? Do you even know who you're talking to?"

"No."

"Basically I'm kinda of big deal around ponyville, seeing how I saved it and all"

"Look I don't care who or what the hell you are bitch, just move out of the way and I might not hurt you like I'm gonna hurt Rainbow Crash over there."

"Something tells me we're gonna have to fight her arn't we?" Asked Selena.

"We can't if we do then the royal guards will be on are asses again."

"Then what should we do then? It's not like lady lucks gonna give us a helping hand now is she?" Just as Gilda was about to swing her metal bat at Amy's head, a piece of the ceiling tile fell on top of Gilda's head. She paid it no mind at first, that is until something else that was heaver landed on top of her.

"Amy my love I have finally found you." Said Jade as she was walking off of the unconscious Gilda.

"Curse you lady luck."Amy said face palming herself.

"You know this girl?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah a while back when Yuri got fired, my dad hired her sister to take her place."

"And what's wrong with this human?"

"Ever heard of a Yandere before?"

"......Oh.....So you mean that she's."

"Yep." Amy answered backing up a bit from Jade.

"It's been 20 years Amy, but I finally found you." Said jade walking towards Amy. "Now we can be together without anyone tearing us apart."

"Is she your Ex-marefriend Amy?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"No but she did had a thing for me when I was a kid in middle school, and parts of high school." Jade stopped walking towards her so called "lover" as she turned her attention towards Rainbow Dash, who looked at Jade with a worry look on her face. "So who the hell are you, and why are you with "MY" Amy?"

"Um my name is Rainbow Dash, and I'm Amy's friend." She answered backing up a bit from the little spector.

"Really now.....just friends?"

"Y-Yeah just friends that's all right Amy?"

"Yeah just friends." Amy answered hiding behind Rainbow Dash. "And nothing more."

"Hm.........I don't by it." Said Jade pulling her spear from behind her back. "Cause, if I know one thing about Amy is that she doesn't have any friends."

"I'm starting to hate my childhood even more." Amy whispered.

"What are we gonna do know?" Asked Rainbow Dash. "Cause something tells me your still recovering from fight you had."

"Simple really." Amy grabbed Rainbow Dash from the waist, then put her onto her shoulder as she began to run off further into the arcade."RUN LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS!!!"

"So you think you can take away my Amy Rainbow Dash?" Said jade as she followed in pursuit of her prey. "Well then challenge accepted you technicolor dike."

(Meanwhile at the other part of the arcade)

"Hey Scootaloo do you really believe that Amy & your sis are just friends?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

"No not really." Scootaloo answered not taking her focus off the game she's playing. "I'm pretty sure they're dating behind my back."

"Do ya'll have any proof of that?" Asked Applebloom.

"No, but will find out once we're done in canterlot."

"How will we do that?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

"Don't know but will think of a plan later." With that Scootaloo finished playing with game she was on and began look for Amy & RD. "Now come on let fine Amy & sis before something weird happens."

"We only been gone for few minutes, what can happen to them within the time frame?" The moment Applebloom said that was the moment when the cmc heard a hi-pitch scream coming from around the corner. The three popped their heads around to see Amy & Rainbow Dash head pass them. "What the hay's going?" Asked Scootaloo.

"Can't talk, running away from a crazy yandere maid from my childhood." Said Amy. Scootaloo looked in the opposite direction of where the two were running. As she did she saw another human similar clothing to that of Yuri, but more of that of a shrine maiden.

"WAIT STOP I JUST WANNA CUT YOU!!!"

Scootaloo turn brought her head back from around the corner just in time before the weird human ran past her. "You were say Applebloom."

"Shut up." Deadpanned Applebloom. "Who was that girl anyway?"

"Don't know, but something tells me that they're in trouble come on."

(Back with Amy & Rainbow Dash)

"Watch your head Dash, watch your head!" Said Amy as Rainbow Dash ducked her head from a flying object thrown by Jade.

"Seriously why does all this weird stuff happens when I'm around you?" Asked Rainbow Dash as the duo jump over a few of the arcade machines.

"Hey weird stuff always happens in Equestira, after all the stuff you told me about what happens in ponyville should you really be surprise by all this?"

".....Ok you make a valid point but still, you think we could get a break or two from all this?"

"Yeah some trip to canterlot this turn out to be."

"Um sis?" Rainbow Dash & Amy turn behind them to see Scootaloo and her friends crouching next to them in a low whispering voice. "Why are you two hiding?"

"Two reasons." Replied Amy. "One would be from Gilda, who is pretty much knocked out by my former maid Jade."

"Ok......who's Jade?" Asked Applebloom.

"A former maid that my dad hired when he fired Yuri."

"That answers my first question, but what about the second one?"

"Ever heard of a yandera before?" Asked Amy.

"Oh......You never had a good childhood didn't you teach?" Said Scootaloo.

"Naw cause life was full of butterflies & rainbows." Amy said sarcastically getting a little giggle from five of her friends."Anyway I'm gonna peak around the corner to see if the crazy bitch is still looking for me & RD." Amy peaked her head around the corner to see if Jade was there still looking for her. In a split second just as Jade turn her head, Amy pulled her head back before she could get spotted by her. "Crap, talk about being cornered like a rat."

"You think she saw you?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

"I FOUND YOU KNOW YOU RAINBOW STEALING BITCH!!!!"

"Does that answer your question?"

(Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle)

"Hm......weird." Said Molly looking out the window.

"What is it?" Asked Babs.

"I don't know why, but something tells me that Amy's gonna blow something up."

"What makes you say that?" At that moment there was a loud booming sound coming from the city. The duo looked outside the hallway window to see a stream of black smoke spewing into the sky.

"Call it a sister's intuition."

(Back at what used to be an arcade)

"Well.....Think we went a little overboard?" Asked Amy.

"I think the moment where you side "Kill it with fire" was the moment here you two went overboard." Replied Rainbow Dash brushing off some of smoke stains on her. Amy & Scootaloo gave a sheepish smile after looking over the damage the two caused.

"Well at least things can't get any worse right?" Said Sweetie Belle.

Just at that moment Applebloom notice something moving underneath the shatter remains of the arcade. "Um girls somethings moving." Amy & RD looked to where Applebloom was pointing, only to see a very pissed off & slightly burned griffon appearing out of the rubble.

"If you think I'm gonna let you little shit heads go after what you did to me." Said Gilda as she picked up her metal bat. "Then your sadly mistaken."

"Can this get any worse?" Said Amy.

"YOU THERE HALT!!!" Said a voice behind her.

"F....M...L." Amy looked behind her to see the royal guards that she and her friends escaped from, were standing right behind here. To make matters worse Gleaming armor was standing in the front of the line with a devilish grin on her face.

"Oh I've been waiting for this moment for a long time for this." She said pulling out her spear towards Amy. "Guards arrest her along with Ms. Dash, and the CMC."

"You just have to say that didn't you?"

"Shut up and prepare for more running."

Chapter 16: Boom, done, let's do something else

(A few hours of running later)

"The universe just love to see me suffer alot doesn't it?" Said Amy as she peeked around the corner of a abandon ally. "Cause so far weird stuff like this should be happening in ponyville right now."

"Ok I have to admit this is by far the most fun I have ever had in the past 1,000 years or so."

"Oh well I'm so glad your enjoying the show Selena." Said Rainbow Dash sarcastically. "But if you don't mind could you oh i don't know HELP US!"

"Would but I can't, still patching up Amy at the moment so you guys are on your own."

"Your an alicorn right? Arn't you suppose to be gods or goddesses in this universe?" Asked Amy.

"I'm an embodyment of shadows, not omnipotent Amy there's a difference."

"Fan fucking tastic, this can't get any worse." Amy said as she kick a empty can sending it fly at a royal guards head. "Fuck."

"HEY WHO'S THERE!?" Said the guard as Amy & the gang ducked behind a dumpster. "WELL WHO'S THERE!?"

"Not a human and a bunch of ponies." Said Amy as Rainbow Dash punched Amy on the shoulder.

"Oh ok." He said as he walked off somewhere else.

".......Wow I can't believe that worked."

"Well the royal guards arn't the brightest of ponies in Canterlot, let alone Equestria."

"Ok guess the arcade is out." Amy said as she crossed off arcade on her list. "So all that is left is the all you can eat buffet at the food court."

"You sure it's wise to go there? I mean with all the royal guards around, we might get caught before we can even get there." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Don't worry dashie for I have a plan to make are way to the food court."

"What's that?" Asked Scootaloo.

(Moments later in front of the food court)

"See I told you my plan worked."

"Plan? PLAN!? All you did was yell "your batman motherbucker", grabbed on of the guards, and used him as a baseball bat to hit the other guards."

"It worked didn't it?"

"By work you mean scare almost all the ponies in the area we were at, then yeah your "plan" worked." Said Rainbow Dash air quoting the last part.

"Oh whatever my awesome plan worked." She said giving a victory pose in front of her friends.

"Molly was right she's not the brightest." Mentally said Rainbow Dash.

"Now come on let's get something to eat."

  A few hours past as the due sat in the middle of the food court with food on their plates, well almost everyone. Amy pretty much had plate full of fried tofu with a class of apple juice, and judging by the way her face look on her face she was pissed at the fact that the food court didn't have any kinds of meat in it. When Amy ask on of the workers in the food court about if they had any meat their faces turn blue with fear.

"This fucking sucks." Amy said taking a bite out of her plate full of fried tofu. "I mean really it like they never seen a species that don't eat meat."

"Well you are the first humans to come to our world." Said Rainbow Dash patting Amy's head. "Plus didn't you say you were an omnivore?"

"Yeah but I prefer meat dammit not this hippie stuff, no offense."

"None taken." Scootaloo said. "But why do you prefer to eat meat then vegetables?"

"Because it's just taste so dame good." She replied drooling a bit while looking at the sky. "The way it taste & feels, It's like if you were sucking off your special someponies dong and he climax into your mouth and you enjoyed the taste of it." Amy looked back at her friends, who faces we bright red with the exception of the two pegasus having wing boners. "Wow Yuri was right I do act like my mom."

"W-Wow you really do love meat that much huh?" Asked Sweetie Belle still red in the face.

"Don't get me wrong I do love fruits and vegetable, I just love the taste of meat." She said as she took another bit of fried tofu.

"Anyway despite what happen at the two stores, this is pretty nice." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah we should do this more often, just not in canterlot." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Still angry about what happen at the clothing store Belle?" Asked Amy. Sweetie Belle simply nodded to Amy's question. "Hey how about I get Molly to make you her apprentice, how's that sound?"

"Really!?" Said the white unicorn with sparkles in her eyes.

"Sure, I'll talk to her later on once we leave canterlot." Sweetie Belle screamed with joy at hearing that. "Now let's finish up here before something weird happens." Right on the mark Amy heard a very loud voice piercing though the crowd.

"THERE YOU ARE YOU BLANK FLANKS!!!"

"Oh you gotta be kidding me." Amy turned around to see a beat up lavender haired pony, along with her was a silver haired pony holding her hand. "You again, didn't you learn your lesson after what Sweetie Belle did to you?"

"You think I'll let those freaks go after what they did to my store!?" She said as she spat out some blood and one tooth. "The you surly mistaken."

"Oh really?" Said Rainbow Dash getting up from her seat and cracking her knuckles. "What makes you think I'm gonna let you?"

"Oh I think a certain griffon says other wise." Said Diamond as she pointed behind Rainbow Dash. RD looked behind her to see a very pissed off, burned, and beaten up griffon holding the same metal bat from the arcade store.

"Oh......Well it two again one kid your still out match & out numbered."

"Yeah it's not like she has an army or something?" Said Amy. Diamond snapped her finger again only to have a group of royal guards appear out of no where.

"You just can't keep your mouth shut can ya teach?" Said the pyro knight.

"Were you dropped on your head alot when you were just a little filly Amy?"

"Shut up, and think of a plan before something else happens." Amy was cut off from her train of thought as she heard a manly scream coming from one of the royal guards. She looked up to the crazy yandere maid Jade jumping from solider to solider making her way towards Amy and her friends.

"AMY MY LOVE, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND!!!"

"What the-. How are you still alive after getting hit by me & teaches fire attack?" Said Scootaloo.

"Not even the flames of hell can stop me from getting to my lover." Said Jade as she pulled out her spear. "Now move aside kid so I can kill that rainbow color dike, and be with my true lover Amy."

"Your not going to do that!" Yelled Gleaming Shield. "Cause you six are under arrest for destructive property, assault on a royal guard, and assault on a innocent bystander!"

  Hearing all that and being surrounded by a group of angry ponies. A normal person would surrender and turn themselves in, but unlike most people Amy wasn't that kind of girl. In fact she was pissed. Pissed at the fact that all she wanted was to have a normal day just hanging out with her friends just like in ponyville, but no she just had to have a day were all this weird stuff just happen. Not to mention having a crazy yandere maid from her childhood is back in her life, which didn't help seeing how her rage meeter was beginning to hit it's breaking point.

"Um teach, you ok?" Asked Scootaloo noticing Amy didn't say anything.

"Oh.....I'm fine......you guys might wanna take cover."

"Why's that?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

A crimson red aura started to form around Amy as she began to walk towards the angry crowd of ponies. "Cause right now, I'm in a very, very, very bad mood at the moment, and I don't want you all to see what's going to happens next."

"Amy calm down, your using some of my powers that I prefer you don't use at the-."

"Listen up Selena, I'm not in the mood for your little lecture at the moment. Right now I pissed off and I wouldn't want you to get me on my bad side if I was you." Amy then turn her attention towards the angry mob of ponies as she began to walk towards them.

"All I wanted was a relaxing day in Canterlot, but you little fuckers wouldn't let me would you?" Amy cracked her knuckles as her appearance change. "You insulted Sweetie Belles sister, you try and kill my best friend, and not only that you took away all the meat in this place!"

"That last part wasn't their fault to begin with."

"I'm on a roll her man! Now you wanna arrest us?" Amy's yelling and crimson blood aura cause some of the guards to back up a bit, while some were prepare to charge at her along with Gleaming Shield. "Well I news for you chumps."

"IT TIME TO RUMBLE!!!!!!"

(Elsewhere in the castle of Canterlot)

  Celestia was sitting in her room enjoying how peaceful & quiet it was on this perfect day. This day was so perfect that she was almost about to fall asleep, that is until she heard a loud bombing sound coming from outside her room. As she walk towards her balcony she say a  cloud of smoke and fire coming the the food court.

Artemus entered the room of her older sister wondering what that loud noise came from. "Sister what just happen?"

"Get her on the phone, get her on the phone, I want Amy Anderson on the phone RIGHT NOW!" She yelled. Artemus handed her the phone to call Amy.

(Back at the food court well what's left of it anyway.)

"Wow....She really does have an anger problem." Said Scootaloo brushing off some the rubble off herself.

"Yeah maybe she should take some anger management classes like Rainbow Dash did." Said Applebloom.

"I don't think the class gonna help her or anypony is will to help her after hearing what went down here." Said Sweetie Belle.

  All four ponies were in shock & awe as they saw Amy beating the crap out of every royal guard that was stupid enough to try and challenge. So far most of the guards either ran off back to the castle, laying on the ground beaten up, or piled up on top of a mountain of guards that Amy was sitting on top of.

*Sigh* "Well that help clear my head a bit, you think anyone will notice the amount of royal guards on the ground?" Asked Amy as she saw a few of the royal guards that were conscious were trying to crawl away.

"I wouldn't be surprise if Celestia labeled you as a villain right now."

Just then Amy's cellphone rang. "Hm?" She said as she pulled out her phone to see who it was. "Oh great it's sun-butt, what does she want now." With that Amy answered her phone. "Hello?"

[What Happened?] Asked Celestia with a angry tone in her voice.

"Alright I'll tell you....but you can't be mad at me."

[What did you do?]

"Ok first I was minding my own business with my friends."

[BULLSHIT!!!]

"I wwwwaaaassss!"

[And pray do tell what happen when you were "minding your own business?" Cause so far you have moment of getting into trouble.]

"Wwweeeelllll."

( one long explanation later )

"And that's what happen."

[.......Question what happen to Gleaming Shield?]

"Oh her, she should be at the castle now after I send her flying right?"

[*CRASH*]

"I take it she's there huh?"

[.......I'll deal with the damages that you some what caused, just return to castle.] *click*

"Huh guess I can cross food court off the list?" She said as she crossed food court off the list. "OK girls Celestia told me we have to come back to the castle for dinner."

"AW but we wanna stay out more." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Sorry kid but it's Celestia's orders, and normally I would ignore that but seeing how I pretty much wreck this place." She said as a pillar fell. "And I don't think the locals here will like the fact that were here."

"Good point let's go." Said Rainbow Dash as the group of ponies ran off down the street towards Canterlot Castle.

Chapter 17: Dinner Sucks

(Inside Canterlot throne room)

   "lets see assault and battery, verbal assault, resisting arrest, assault on an officer, disturbing the peace, noise pollution, destruction of public property, destruction of private property, destruction of royal property, and attempted manslaughter." Said Celestia as she move the scroll from her face looking at the Blazing heart who had a "innocent/sheepish look on her face." "Amy Anderson the third this is one hell of a list of charges and an impressive set."

"Aw thanks." Amy said blushing from hearing the charges called.

"That wasn't a complement, you do realize with these charges I can send you to the dungeon."

"Oh come on! I told you that what happen to us wasn't my fault."

"That maybe true, but you assaulted my guards."

"Yeah that was funny."

"Blew up the arcade and food court."

"I regret nothing upon doing that.

"And scaring almost half of the royal guards to the point were some of them quit."

"Not my fault your guards are a bunch of pussies."

Celestia facepalmmed herself from Amy's comment. "We're you dropped on your head when you were a little filly?"

"Hey that only happen one....ok maybe two time, but I don't think that has anything to do with my actions."

"You sure cause most of the times your not that bright."

"Fuck you Selena."

"......I'm really tempted on sending you to jail, but due to the fact that I don't want to get into another argument with your maid." Said Celestia as she burn the scroll up listing Amy's charges. "I'll drop all the charges and let you go."

"HA! Once again I fought the law and I won....for once." Said Amy doing a little victory dance.

"Just go to the dining hall and get ready for dinner before I change my mind." With that Amy left the throne room with a victorious smile on her face. "If she's like this, I hate to see what would happen if her mother was here instead of her." She thought as she imagine another human just like Amy, which gave her chills running down her spine. "On second thought, I think having just one of her is enough."

(Outside the throne room)

"You think Amy's gonna be ok?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"I'm sure she'll be fine, I mean what the worse that can happen?" Said Sweetie Belle.

"I know but still she's been in there for at least an hour or so. You think we could get something letting us know she's ok." Rainbow Dash notice Scootaloo giving her a very odd look. "What?"

"Ok seriously are you two dating or something?" Asked Scootaloo which made her sister's face burn bright red. "Cause from what I can tell for the past 3 months you been acting like a wife towards Amy.

"Oh for the love of horsefeathers we're not date!" Yelled Rainbow Dash. "I mean really I'm the element of loyalty arn't I? I am loyal to my friends arn't I?"

"Yes, but you seem loyal to Amy the most." Said Sweetie Belle.

"That still doesn't mean I'm in love with her, or we're a couple or anything."

Before Scootaloo could reply with a answer/question the doors to the royal throne room open up, and out walks Amy with a cocky grin on her face.

"Sup bitches, you miss me?"

"What took you so long?" Said Rainbow Dash as she zoomed up to Amy's face. "I thought she was gonna send you to jail, or worse to the sun."

"Please since when have something like this happen to me where Sun-Butt would send me to jail or prison?"

"Um what happen in ponyville 3 months ago." Said Applebloom.

"Hey if I didn't act like a hero, then ponyville would of been taken over by a bunch of bugs with swiss cheese legs."

"You try to sell blueblood to a bunch of nobles from neighpan." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Would of gotten 5 boxes of sushi if Celestia didn't get involved."

"And let's not forget the time you ran around naked throughout Canterlot saying, "Help, help I escaped from Princess Celestia's sex dungeon." Said Scootaloo.

"Hey I was doing a bet that time, and I won it."

"......Your not the brightest pony in the family are you?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Hey I'm smart i just perfer to do things the hard way." Amy replied as she begun to walk down the hallway. "Anyway Celestia pardon me of all charges of what happen today."

"Just like that?" Asked Scootaloo.

"That and the fact she didn't want to have to deal with Yuri again."

"Don't you think you could be a bit nicer to Celestia? I mean she did let you stay in ponyville after what happen." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Like I said before, when she starts being nice to me then I'll be nice to her." Before Amy could say anything else, she heard a low growling sound coming from her stomach. "Ok before we do anything else let's head to the dinning room, cause after what happen at the food court I'm still hungry."

"You might not want to get your hopes up that quickly Amy." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh come on it's the royal castle, they should have meat in this place seeing how they are friends with other creatures what can go wrong?"

(Royal Dining Room)

  "I hate canterlot so much right now." Amy said mentally as she was sitting in her seat looking/playing at her food. Everyone had gather into the hall of Elements, where dinner was being held. Tonight’s meal included Ceasar Salad, Spaghetti wheatballs, garlic bread, and also a special cake made by Pinkie Pie. Granted dinner was ok, but for her It was bad enough that the food court didn't have any meat in stock, but here inside the royal castle where everything is almost fancy. This was just sad to her on so many levels. As she looked around her friends were enjoying the meal presented to them, well all but her. "Man this sucks."

"Amy don't be rude." Said Yuri sitting next to Amy. "She said the castle won't have anymore meat until a month or two."

"Yeah right, I bet she said that to get revenge on me for all the stuff I did to her."

"No surprise there, you do piss off a lot of people back home." Said Molly. "Remember how you got drunk for the first time during dad's fancy dinner party."

"Hey how was I suppose to know that was beer, I thought it was apple juice they both have the same color." Amy replied.

"Yes but you could of figure it out after you tasted it dumbass."

"Fuck you, at least I didn't scream like a sissy when we had to get are yearly flu shot." Molly could thing of a come back towards Amy's insult. So instead she merely flipped her the finger out of anger. "HA! looks like you go beaten by your older sister."

"Girls enough!" Said Yuri smacking both Amy & Molly upside their heads with her tail.

"Hey she started it!" Said Amy rubbing the back of her head.

"Well I'm ending it. It's bad enough I had to pull Molly off of Prince Blueblood after what he said about your mother, I don't need any more of you two fighting in here. Now please can we enjoy the dinner that Princess Celestia gave us?"

"Ugh......fine, but I'm still don't like it."

"Why are you so touchy about dinner this time? You didn't have a problem with it in ponyville." Asked Molly.

"Yeah well that's because ponyville has a meat shop now thanks to me."

"Amy you begged Mare Mayor to make a meat store for you and Rainbow Dash." Said Yuri.

"And for anyone else, geez I mean really you think they never seen a being that doesn't eat meat."

"Well this is the equine country, so it's pretty much understandable." Said Molly.

"Oh please with all the royal creatures coming here to Canterlot, you think they have meat hidden away some.....where......."

"Amy are you ok?" Asked Yuri as she notice a devilish smile on her face. "Oh dear I know that look on your face."

"What look?" Asked Molly.

"That's the same look your mother gave me when she either have a revenge plan, or a plan involving sneaking around in a forbidden place."

"Oh relax I'm just gonna sneak around the castle in search for some meat that Sun-Butt is hiding." Amy said giving Yuri an innocent look at Yuri. "What can possibly go wrong?"

"It's Jane Anderson all over again." Yuri said mentally.

Chapter 18: Operation meat hunt (with Rainbow Dash)

(Nighttime in Canterlot Castle)

  Everything was quiet inside of Canterlot Castle. The moon was shining, the sky was full of stars thanks to Artemus (Though Selena did her part with him knowing it.), and almost everypony were either  closing up shop or opening up their stores. Yep this was a perfect night for anypony to sleep.....well almost everypony, as a certain little red head girl & a rainbow color mane pegasus were sneaking around the halls of canterlot.

"Three hours of searching, and still no meat." Said Amy.

"So care to explain why you brought me along on this "meat hunt" of yours?"

"I told you before Dashie. I been denied the sweet taste of meat for the past 12 hours or so, and right now I'm having a craving for it." Amy replied while wiped away some saliva from her mouth. "Plus I need someone to watch my back while I search the area."

"Ok now for my next question, why are sneaking around in a cardboard box?"

"Cause we're sneaking around in the dead of night, do you want somepony to see us?"

"Yeah cause nopony will bother to look underneath a box in the middle of the bucking hallway." Said Rainbow Dash sarcastically.

"Oh whatever and keep moving." Amy said as she peeked through the see able hole in the box. As they continue their so called secret operation, a certain country pony who was walking out of the bathroom notice a moving box in the middle of the hallway.

"Five bits says that Amy's underneath that box." She thought as she walked over to the box and lifted it up. "Figures it would be you." Amy & Rainbow Dash paused for a moment, then turn their heads around to see an annoyed apple farmer behind them tapping her hoof and her hands on her sides.

"Oh hay Applejack how's it going?" Amy said trying to act all innocent.

"Mind telling me why ya sneaking around in the middle of the night under a box?"

"Trying to find some meat in this stupid castle."

"Didn't Celestia tell you that they were out of meat?"

"Oh yeah like I'll believe anything Sun-Butt says," Amy said sarcastically. "Now if you don't mind, I'll be looking for the room where she hides the meat."

"Oh no you don't." Said Applejack picking Amy up and putting her on her shoulder. "After what you did in town today, I'm not letting you wreak the castle up just cause your having a craving for meat."

"HAY PUT ME DOWN DAMMIT!" Said Amy flailing her arms around in the air. "I"ll BURN DOWN YOUR HOME AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME!"

"Then you'll have to pay for the damages again like last time."

"Hey you cause it remember?"

"Only cause you stole from my apple farm you little apple thief."

"Oh fuck you country bumpkin."

"What did you call me!?"

"Guess this operation is a bust huh?" Thought Rainbow Dash watch her friends arguing.

"Seems like it, but then again this wouldn't be the only time something like this happens to her."

"When have something like this happened to her?"

"Remember the time when she shot Blueballs 2 months again, and had you try to find a place to hide the body."

"Oh yeah."

(2 months ago)

[Canterlot at night]

*BANG* *THUD* "OH CRAP!!"

Was the only thing Celestia heard as her eye shot open to that sound. She ran down stairs wondering where that sound came from. "What was that!? Are we under attack!? Status report, status report!" As she turn the light on in her privet studies, she saw Amy standing there like a deer in headlights with a passed out Blueblood on the floor bleeding.

"Ok before you start." Said Amy.

"Mother of me!" Said Celestia

"OK before...you...start."

"Holy Hay!"

"Would you care for me to explain?"

"Oh Yeah Amy I would love to know why you shot and possibly kill Prince Blueblood!?"

"He startled me."

"......He startled you?"

"He...Startled...Me and I shot him."

"Oh well I guess he should apologies then huh?"

"Well that's gonna be hard for him to do cause he's knocked out." Said Amy as she poked the knockout body of blueblood.

"No shit captain state the obvious." Said Celestia facepalmming herself. "What are we suppose to do now? We need him to apologies to the leader of the zebra nation for slapping his daughter in the face."

Amy sighed as she lower herself down towards bluebloods level, and started to take his clothes off. (Well his jacket only) "Welp looks like I have to save Canterlot just like I did in ponyville."

"Ugh!"

"Yep no other options Sun-Butt."

"How about any other option? Any at all beside taking his place?"

"No use on putting the breaks on this, it's going down."

".....You planned this didn't you?"

"Wait what?"

"Don't play innocent with me you little monster, you planned this I know you did."

"You honestly don't trust me?"

Just then after Amy finished her sentence Rainbow Dash came busting into the room with a fake look a like sex doll of Blueblood. "Ok I was able to convince Rarity to hand over that sex doll she made a Blueblood a while back. All she want's in return is that we return it back to her when we're done......Oh hi Celestia."

"You would not believe how cheap getting that sex doll was."

"......."

"All she wanted was 5 ruby gems, and 6 emeralds."

"AMY ANDERSON!!!"

"LET ME HAVE MY "SAVE CANTERLOT" MOMENT!!"

(Flashback ends)

"I'm really hoping she doesn't piss Celestia off to the point where she would send Amy to the moon." Thought Rainbow Dash.

"You really do lover on her don't you?"

"Oh for the love of, I don't love Amy in that kind of way!"

"Yeah that's what they all say until something happens to their friend that changes them."

"W-Whatever I'm gonna stop these two from killing each other."

"ignoring this is just proving my point."

"Buck you Selena."

(Back to Amy & AJ)

"Thunder thighs!" Yelled Amy.

"Dumbass!" Yelled Applejack.

"Bubble Butt!"

"Airhead!"

"GIRLS ENOUGH!!" Said Rainbow Dash pushing the duo way from each other. "Seriously you to are like an old married couple."

"Hay she started it." Said Amy pointing at Applejack. "And also we are not a married couple."

"For once I agree with her, if anything you two are the the married couple."

"Wait what?" Said Amy & Rainbow Dash in union.

"Oh please I know you two are dating in secret for the past 3 months."

Upon hearing that Both Amy's and RD's faces turn bright red. It was bad enough that Scootaloo was convince that they were dating in secret, but know Applejack. Who else thought they were dating? "Wait a minute, were not dating in secret."

"Then why is it when ever I see you around, Rainbow Dash is with you?"

"Cause she's the only way for me to get down from the clouds."

"Yeah, after ya'll done smooching and kissing each other." Applejack said sarcastically while making kissing noises.

"Fuck you bitch! We didn't even kiss or anything."

"Yeah like I'll believe that." Amy didn't say anything but flipped AJ the finger, and began to walk off along with Rainbow Dash. "Hey get back here!" Before she could grab Amy by the shoulder, there was a loud crash like boom sound coming from behind them.  

*CRASHHH!!!*

Aj & RD looked at each other, then back at Amy who they suspect was the cause of that sound. ".....What?"

"What did you do?" Asked Applejack.

"I'm standing right here stupid, how could I have done something when I'm right here?" Amy answered.

"She has a point AJ." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah right. She might have done something before I found you two, and your not telling me the truth."

"Your the Element of honesty stupid right? So you should know when someone is lying or telling the truth."

".....Oh....Right."

"Yeah now who feels like a jackass."

"Shut up and let's go see what sound was."

(Hall of Elements)

  “Okay, just what in tarnations happened here!!?” Applejack was the first to speak at the sight of the Hall of Elements looking like a Battlefield with the broken statues, craters and torn bannisters. But what happened next was not because of what she said. It was because of the follow up comment from a mare with a Technicolor mane. “And who the hay is the little girl and the butler?”

Nicko smacked his forehead in a facepalm that could be heard across the room. “You two just had to kill the moment, did you?”

“And what is that suppose to mean, Sugarcube?”

The question the earth pony asked did not get answered just yet. Instead, things only got a little more out of hand when three familiar faces walked into the hall.

“Okay, can I ask who had the- Holy shit!!!”

"Wow you humans are very destructive when you want to be."

To what Amy and the rest could tell from looking at the once known hall of element, it looked like someone was having a free-for-all battle royal inside the room instead of the training ground. Amy was going to ask how a broken statue crashed into her and RD's room in the middle of the night. "Good thing you we're out in the halls instead of in your room huh?" But given the condition of the room, that question basically answered itself. Amy and Yuri were going to ask about who the two new humans were, but then they were shocked to hear what came next from Molly.

“Hello, Ciela. How are you doing this morning?”

“Doing quite well, actually.” The Chiliarch said, despite the series of events that have occurred throughout this morning.

“Molly, you know this girl?” Yuri asked, puzzled.

“Of course. I met her yesterday while I was waiting for Anson to be done with helping Pinkie Pie make last nights cake.” Molly then took into account that she was by Nicko, Anson and also one other individual. “Who’s the dude in the trench coat?”

“That’s my husband, Luke.” Said Ciela.

“Whoa whoa whoa!! Back up a minute…” Rainbow now was the one to burst out of turn. “Husband!!? You look like you’re younger than Scootaloo. How can you be married?”

“I had a spell casted on me to where I look like a twelve year old girl. In reality, I’m in my thirties and so is Luke. We’ve known Celestia and Luna since they were children, but in a battle between a Diabolical Esper a thousand years ago, we got turned into stone-.”

“On accident, mind you!” Said Celestia in defense.

“Well excuuuse me, Princess.” Ciela delivered her snarky reply to Princess Celestia. “A warning could’ve been helpful.”

“She does have a point.” Amy added on, supporting Ciela’s statement.

"Yeah not one of her greatest moments in life."

“Oh and that reminds me. Molly? Would you care to introduce me to your companions?”

“Ah yes. I’m Molly Anderson the fourth, this is my sister Amy Anderson III and my mother/maid Yuri."

“Wait… You’re Jane’s girls?” The comment from Luke had both Amy and Molly look at the Gunslinger with a mixture of shock and surprise on their face. “You know our mother?”

“Of course we do.” Ciela replied. “Jane was my roommate in college.”

“Uhh…” Nicko just looked at Ciela with a look that meant ‘You’re going off topic’. Lucky enough, the topic was changed moments later when Twilight said something.

“Nicko? Don’t you have something to tell the rest of us?”

“Oh yes…” The Rune Slayer Cleared his throat as he straightened himself and got off of the floor. “Everypony, meet Luke and Ciela… After twelve long years, Anson and I have found our parents.”

“Oh my stars…” That was one thing that everypony didn’t see coming.

“Dad… I have a question for you though,” Anson said as his father turned to look at the Infinity Sword. “What happened when you and mom first arrived here and what lead to you two getting stuck in stone?”

Luke sighed for a moment. “That… is going to be an extremely long story to tell. I suggest everyone to get comfortable. This might take some time.”

"Oh god another long explanation of how they got here."

"Want me to sum it up for you?"

"What there to sum up. Celestia fucked up in the past, and now we had to deal with her mistakes."

"Like me?"

"No your awesome, plus your much nicer then Celestia."

"Well thank you my lovely knight."

"I really wish you stop calling me that."

"I'll stop calling you that when you stop doing stupid things like last time."

A few minutes has passed and Luke was finish telling his story about how him and his wife ended up in Equestria. To what Amy can tell everyone was surprised, well all but her. "Big ally freaking deal." She said mentally. "Though I am surprise they haven't gone insane from being turned to stone.

"Indeed."

“Well, not that this has been enlightening at all or anything like that, but I have things to do, places to go and an apprentice to train. Not like anyone else has decided to take on that task yet.”

“Actually,” A voice echoed from behind everypony. It was Flash Sentry. “Leo did that.”

“Excuse you?”

“Leo did it… the whole apprentice thing. Besides, who are you training?”

“Scootaloo.”

“But this is completely different!!” Amy hollered. However, almost everyone was not convinced. But one person had the guts to actually say it to her face. That was Ciela.

“Yeah, just like how much you’re different from Nicko, skill wise.”

“SHOTS FIRED!!”

"Amy I hope you have some water with you?"

"Why's that Selena?"

"Cause if I am saying this right from read your mind, you just got burn."

"Hey screw you Selena."

"Not even with Artemus's dick would I do that."

"......."

"I believe that was a "come back" I just did."

The moment the comment was said though, a loud rumbling noise could be heard from inside the room. “Well… Seems like we got to get something to eat.”

“OOOOH! We could use this chance for a Family Reunion breakfast party!! With Pancakes and Pancakes that are made with actual cake batter!!”

“May I assist in making that?” Anson offered out of generosity.

“YAY!! I have my own Super Duper Number 1 Assistant!!!! Come along now, Sonny!!” Pinkie encouraged as the Infinity Sword followed the hyperactive party pony out the door. What just happened though left Luke and Ciela in a state of shock of Confusion.

“What the hell just-? I mean… How-!?!”

“Don’t try to question it, Dad. She’s just Pinkie being Pinkie.”

"Then while she's doing that I'm going to bed." Said Amy walking off towards Artemus bedroom.

"Amy your rooms the other way." Said Twilight.

"Oh you mean the one with the statue sticking out of it." Amy pointed. "I'll be sleeping in Artemus room for the time being, Rainbow Dash let's go."

"Wait why do I have to go with you?"

"Cause your the only one that I find comfortable to sleep on, plus I prefer not to have what happen like last time when he "offered" to let me stay in his room."

"Ugh....fine." With that Rainbow Dash followed Amy towards Artemus room.

"Um are those two dating or are they friends with benefits?" Asked Ciela.

"We don't even know at this point, but seeing how they been hanging out with each other we're going with a maybe." Said Molly.

Chapter 19: The Fading Flame

(Morning Training grounds)

"Watch out for her feet Scootaloo!" Yelled Applebloom, but it was too late her foot made contact with Scootaloo's face.

"Ouch, that gonna hurt." Said Sweetie Belle.

"That's Amy for yeah, always doing the unexpected." Said Molly

“Oww! Amy, I thought this was suppose to test my fighting skills!! Theres no kicking in swordsmanship!”

“Yeah, but not everypony when it comes to combat fights fairly.” Amy instructed her apprentice as she helped brush the dust off of Scootaloo’s shoulders. “Did you notice what’s the one thing that could’ve helped you stand your ground?” The little pyro knight shook her head no.

  “It’s the placement of your hooves.” Said a familiar voice. Everyone turned their attention to the left to see Ciela walking in on their training. “Your upper body strength helps you with your sword, but your lower body reflects on balance. The stronger your stance, the more power you can put in your upper body.”

“Well, I didn’t expect to have any visitors for our training session,” Molly said. “Shouldn’t you be with your husband, Ms. Nocte?”

“Luke is helping out Leo and his companion go through those files on the changelings so I used the chance to walk around. I heard you guys training so I thought I see what was going on and help you guys out.”

“What about Nicko and Anson?”

“Both of the boys are doing their own thing,” She answered Sweetie Belle’s question. “Anson was with Pinkie Pie trying to get a few prizes at the Arcade and Nicko was with Eris talking to a couple of locals.”

“Did Anson win anything?”

“Last time I checked, he was holding a huge Ursa Major teddy bear.”

“Aww……” All three of the Cutie Mark Crusaders sadly moaned in Unison. “We tried winning that yesterday and we were so close!”

“Yeah, we could’ve stayed longer if someone didn’t cause a panic at the clothing store that you busted, Sweetie Belle.” Molly said, her tone being sincere.

“Hey, Diamond Tiara crossed a line. She deserved it for what she called Rarity!”

“Yes, but actions speak a lot louder than words.” Ciela said. “Just... what exactly did you do to her?”

“I punched her.”

"Hahaha!" Amy laughter stopped when Ciela gave her a disappointed look. "Shoot me all the looks you want, cause if my mom was here she would cheer for what Sweetie Belle did."

Ciela groaned a little as the whole story was explained to her with all the gruesome details, from what this girl said to what unfolded throughout the entire day. Something told her that Sweetie Belle needed a way to SERIOUSLY let loose her anger. She looked around a little bit to see what she could do to help the white unicorn. She found a wooden training dummy in the back courtyard to use as a target.

“Uhh… What are you doing, Ciela?” Asked Sweetie Belle.

“Trying to find something that you three can use to take out your anger on… because apparently, you have a LOT of it.” Ciela told her as she got a piece of paper and wrote on it. Taking some tape, she taped up the sign that said “Diamond Tiara” on it and drew a silly face. “Now, since all of you have some possible fighting experience, I want each of you -one at a time- to release your anger out on this dummy.”

That seemed to do just the trick. Seconds after Ciela instructed them, Scootaloo charged at the dummy. The Chiliarch had only seconds to run before the girls released an all out blitz on the poor wooden structure. Amy and Molly were quite surprised that did the trick as well. “Whoa!”

“Works every time." Said Ciela as she watched the Cutie Mark Crusaders furiously unleash a storm upon the structure.

“Every time?” Questioned Molly.

“I used this similar method to teach the boys how to deal with bullies in kindergarten. They might have almost gotten kicked out, but you’ve should have seen the look on the teachers face when she heard about it! Your mom also got a kick out of it as well.”

“Our mom?” Amy asked.

“Of course. You were practically in the same class as the boys.”

“So wait… Nicko and Anson were the boys that I stole candy from?”

“You were always the mischievous type.” Ciela told the Blazing Heart of them as she helped herself up onto a nearby tree.

“Despite the early years, the three of you were always finding ways to get in trouble and have fun with each other. Tell me something though… What were Nicko and Anson like when they were growing up… you know… Without Luke and I?”

“Well… When we first heard about it, we didn’t know who it was until after we saw them. Our mother had them stay in the Orphanage that she had opened and they were the first of many guests that were to follow. We really wanted to see them and mom promised we could, but that was before she had surgery a year later… and didn’t make it.”

“Oh dear god…” Ciela cursed.

“After that, we started homeschooling. Our dad though was always busy and never spent any real time with us. But during this time though, we had our friend Yuri help us. She was a maid that helped take care of us, but treated us like a mother. So in a way, Yuri is our mother/maid and was taking good care of us.”

Molly cleared her voice before continuing in place of Amy. “When Amy first disappeared though, I didn’t know if it was some joke of hers or if she was really gone. Day after day, week after week, month after month passed until it was a few years later and she never came home at all. Yuri went to investigate, but got fired for doing so. Then… I just wanted to find my sister. So, I went to the same store and was convinced to buy this outfit and moments later, I end up here. All five of those years and I only find out that it was only a day or two here in Equestria. Despite my sister being… random at times, I still appreciate her being there by me. Sisters stay together after all.”

"*Sniff*"

Wait....are you crying Selena?"

'N-No your crying....shut-up."

"You can't lie to me, plus I can see a box of tissues next you."

"Oh yeah well Diamond Tiara is coming your way."

Amy looked to her left to see a slightly bruised up rich pony, and yes girl next to her. "What was that you were saying about me, you blank flanks?"

"Oh great she's back."

“You three caused a huge mess the other day. One that my father has to spend all day fixing with my aunt while your sisters friends are playing games and having fun.”

“Oh really now?” Ciela shot back after she got out of the tree. “What can you prove that they are the mess? Or are you just using it to try and entertain yourself?”

“THEY, broke the rules!” Diamond snarled as she pointed a finger at the three of them. “Only customers with Cutie Marks are suppose to be allowed insi-.”

“Oh god, here we go again… Blame it on the rulebreakers. Like you suppose to be some angel that hides behind that Tiara and your fathers bank account.” That insult made the girls behind her go “Oooh!” like they were wanting to know how she was going to come back to that. Apparently, Diamond though had a few words of her own to say.

“Hey, unlike my father, you look like you took some bedsheets and rags off the streets and called them clothes, you filthy street rat!!”

“Coming from the royal pain in the ass that you’re suppose to be. I’ve raised two kids and have a husband! All you have is a friend that looks like your personal secretary.”

“DAMN!!” Amy hollered in response. “This is getting interesting.”

“How can you be able to raise kids for someone your age? Aren’t you suppose to be thirteen-.”

“Thirty.” Ciela corrected. “Which is probably the amount of times you had to have your tail be stuck in between your legs for being a whiny bitch that can’t do sh*t for herself unless her father writes her a check.”

"Oh this is getting interesting." Said Selena munching on some popcorn.

“Thirty? You look a little too small to be a little old lady that dresses like a dirty smelly pirate.” Diamond Tiara followed her insult by throwing a stone at Ciela, which was dodged due to her Combat Readiness passive skill. The rock however, landed on the one place that you would not want it to crash on if you were Diamond Tiara right now.

Amy's Face.

The Blazing heart, now with a bruise on her face that was dripping a bit of blood wiped the blood off her forehead. She looked at Ciela with the same expression of rage on her face as the Chiliarch. One that would express an expression that says “You screwed up bad, kid.”

“Hey Amy. Why don’t we play a game with this little one?”

“What kind of game?” Amy asked with a devilish tone in her voice.

“A game of tag… And this little weasel is IT!!”

(One hilarious chase throughout of canterlot later)

"DON'T RUN, DON'T RUN WE WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND!!!" Yelled Amy chasing after the fleeing rich pony.

"YEAH WE JUST WANNA SHOW YOU HOW WE GREET NEW FRIENDS!!!" Yelled Ciela.

Diamond ignored the comment that her chasers said, as she continued to run down the road of canterlot she notice the rune slayer talking to her father and two other ponies she didn't know. "Yes daddy's here he'll save me from these monsters." She thought as she ran and hide behind Nicko.

“Please protect me! These mongrels are trying to hurt me!”

“Only because YOU offended me.” Ciela shouted back.

“You offended my mother?!” Said Nicko.

“Wait, SHE’S YOUR MOM!!?!” The reaction came from both Diamond Tiara and Vinyl Scratch. Almost in unison. Both Lauren Order and Filthy Rich were also shocked. Lauren even thought that the boy’s parents were dead because of the way he looked when she mentioned the topic on the train to Ponyville three days earlier.

“Yes and it’s been only almost a few hours after I finally reunited with my children and you had the audacity to call me a filthy street rat!!”

“If she offended you, then why is Amy chasing her as well?” Nicko asked.

“That little bitch threw a rock and it hit my face!!!"

“Only because Ms. Hood here dodged it-!” Diamond Tiara tried to protest until she was shut up again by Ciela and Amy’s joint verbal abuse. Then came the punchline that sealed the deal from the Chiliarch. “We were only trying to defend Applebloom and her friends until she made it personal when she called me a little old lady that dresses like a dirty smelly pirate."

Nicko was speechless. This little wretch crossed a major boundary and now, he was as equally pissed as his mother. “So……” He asked, now looking back at the pissed off Pyromancer and the cheesed off Chiliarch. “She offended you, called you little and old, threw a rock that hit Amy in the face and you expect me to just hand her over?”

Both of them just nodded her heads. Diamond Tiara was just looking like a scared and lost puppy right around now as she looked at Nicko, hoping for protection. However, what she got was exactly the opposite.

“Then by all means, teach her a lesson.” The teen remarked as he now stepped behind the earth pony and lightly tapped her.

“What the hay are you doing!? Don’t you know who I am?!”

“Of course,” The Rune Slayer commented as the Cutie Mark Crusaders had just arrived. “I had a talk with your father and things were going good until we found the Audio recording that led to the reason why this store was destroyed the other day.” Nicko was now holding the audio crystal from the camera and played a little snippet. Diamond Tiara’s expression was now one of despair as she looked at her upset dad.

“I am so disappointed in you, young lady.” Filthy rich soon walked over and had her daughter be by his side as they walked off. In a last ditch effort though, she made one last cry to Nicko.

“H-help me!!”

“Sorry, I don’t get involved in family matters.”

“You’re evil!!!”

“Nope, I’m just a bystander in all of this. You only have yourself to blame.”

"Dammit I wanted to atleast do what Molly did to them in ponyville three months ago."

"There's always next time Amy, if she pisses you off again that is."

“So… now what should we do?” Asked Ciela.

“Well, I was trying to do some training…” Scootaloo said, thinking to herself. Then, she had an idea. “I know!! Why don’t both you and Amy train me!?”

Both The Rune Slayer and The Blazing Heart looked at each other moments after the suggestion. The little Pyro Knight had just come up with a great idea that the both of them could offer their assistance with. Nicko only had one question now though.“When do we get started?”

Scootaloo pounced on the opportunity, grabbing Nicko by the hand and pulling him all the way to where the girls were last. The trail left behind by Nicko’s greatsword almost resembled tire tracks when car wheels are burning rubber. He tried his best to keep up, but the eager apprentice kept on yanking him like he was walking a puppy on a leash. By the time they arrived, his arm felt like it was getting yanked off.

“Okay, how does this work?”

“Well, I was wanting to learn more on combat so I can help other ponies. Maybe you can help me so I can help them.”

“So let me get this straight… You’re asking me to be your… life coach?”

“Yes!” She squealed cheerfully, “What should I do, coach?”

Nicko sighed to himself for a minute. “Step one, never call me “coach” again.”

"Why not call him shorty as a nickname scoot's?"

Now noticing Scootaloo giving two thumbs up like a school filly, Nicko had her put her hands down and relax. “Step 2, never do that again."

"Aw but she's so cute when she does that."

"Then why not ask her to do it you and you alone?"

"Noted."

"Step 3, let’s see what you need to make you the most badass apprentice ever.”

(Half an hour later,)

After seeing a basic combat demonstration from Scootaloo, Nicko now knew how to help the filly improve upon what she had already been taught previously. Of course, even though a Pyro Knight’s skills were a lot different from a Rune Slayer’s, there were still some similarities that could be used by the teen to help teach her a few things. It was effective for her to know these now while she was still learning. Out of her friends, Applebloom decided to stay behind and watch while Sweetie Belle and Babs Seed decided to go exploring with Molly and Ciela. She was a little bit bored, but soon came across an old textbook that was by a combat crossbow she happened to find nearby. Nopony seemed to be paying attention though, as Nicko was giving pointers to Scootaloo on her defensive stance.

“Okay, Scootaloo. Your arms are in the right place, but your grip needs to be tighter so you don’t drop your weapon. Have a strong posture with your legs and make sure to bend your knees before any big overhead slashes. You’ve almost fallen flat on your face a few times before because you lost your balance.”

Applebloom herself decided to take her eyes off the three of them for a minute as she flipped to the front page of the book. To her surprise, she could read the words as she saw a crest with what appeared to be a crescent apple. But turned into a new kind of Sigil as she heard a soft song enter her head. The song imbued her soul with power and strength She did not know it just yet, but something strong was inside of her. Something she never even knew she had.

The young earth pony soon took the textbook and the crossbow that was there and put them in her saddlebag. “Hey Scootaloo, Ah’m goin to catch up with you later. Ah want to see how Applejack’s day went.”

“Okay, stay safe!” Amy told her as she left the training yard. “Something feels off about her though.”

“Define off, Amy.”

“It’s almost similar to the feeling I felt when Scootaloo became a Pyro Knight. A flow of power and newfound energy……”

"Wanna check her out before she leaves?"

"Naw I'm sure it was nothing, let's continue with the training with scoots."

"If you say so."

"Ok Scootaloo let's practice with you fire magic for a while."

"Ok teach." Scootaloo summon a fireball into her and was about to launch it at Amy, that is until there was a huge exploding sound coming from behind Amy. Nicko & Scootaloo looked at Amy with an annoyed look on their face.

"What?"

"Really? You couldn't go a day without exploding something." Said Nicko.

"I right here you hot headed jerk, how can I have explode something if I've been here with you two all day?"

Before Nicko could answer Winona came running in and tackled Amy to the ground. "Ow what the hell, I didn't even do anything and Applejack sends her dog to attack me?"

"Bark Bark."

"Translation please Selena."

"She's saying that Applejack & Applebloom are in trouble."

"That would explain the explosion we heard a few seconds ago. Amy picked herself off the ground as she motion Scootaloo & Nicko to come over to her. "Nicko go get the others, Scootaloo and I are gonna check out what's going on." Before Nicko could reply the blazing heart and pyro knight left the training arena, and followed after Winona to where Applejack & Applebloom were.

(Canterlot garden area)

   Scootaloo & Amy made it to where their friends were. To there surprise the entire place was wrecked like someone dropped a bomb on this place, or when Amy blew up ponyville that time only difference with this was that she didn't cause it....this time. “What the hell happened guys?” Amy asked, seeing Applejack’s beaten state and Applebloom’s new appearance.

“Well, mah sis was beaten to a bloody pulp by Eric, but then I gained these new powers from a textbook I found and sent Winona to go find help. Leo and I were able to hold him off and we think we tired him out.”

"Hey you think we can get the CMC to join my kingdom?"

"You really don't want them in your kingdom after what happen yesterday do you?" Said Amy.

"Yes, yes I do."

"......let's just focus on what's going on. Amy was brought back to reality thanks to Selena. “Well good job to the both of you. Now let’s get going before-”

SHHNNNK!!!

Amy looked down at her chest as she felt searing pain coming from her body. A crystal that was as big as her forearm had punctured through her body and dangerously close to her lungs and heart. She turned to see Eric struggling to his feet, a hand channeling the time cracked crystal that he shot at her.

“I don’t believe you are going anywhere, Burning Crusader.”

Another shot went through her body, this time actually hitting her upper chest. Scootaloo’s eyes widened as her teacher began to fall backwards into the cart that held Applebloom’s sister.

“AMY!! NO!!!”

The Blazing heart fell into the cart. But when Scootaloo came close to her Amy, she could lightly feel her pulse weaken. Her hands moved to the necklace that was around her neck, taking it off. Doing so caused Amy’s clothes to change, becoming a series of red gowns that matched the blood that was dripping from her chest. She used what remaining strength she had left, not to say anything. But to instead hand the pendant to the young pegasus. Faintly, she whispered into the pegasus’s ear. “Don’t…… worry about me…” Then everything fade to black as Amy's eyes closed.

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