A secret unknown to any hornless pony, unicorn horns are made of candy. Pinkie Pie found out, and now she wants to try every flavor!

Warning: contains awkward moments and far too much non-consensual horn licking. Proceed at the risk of your horn and your dignity.

Available in Chinese, courtesy of Hell Organist.

Available in Russian, courtesy of boatOV.

Audio Reading by CaptainBron3y.

Second Audio Reading by Kanjigirl.

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