Spring was here! Needless to say, thanks to Twilight's organization skills, along with Kamina more-or-less helping complete the center of town just by singing, because he's that awesome, for once; Ponyville actually completed Winter Wrap-Up in record time.

Kamina still could feel it; the nearly all-consuming desire to please his cherished ones was forefront, nearly impossible to ignore since he wanted to do it. He gave so much of his time to them all they were worried about Kamina not having any time for himself, so finally, a week after Winter Wrap-Up, something happened that Kamina didn't think would ever happen.

An Intervention.

He'd been running himself ragged trying to spend time with all of them when his will came forward even more than ever after he woke up on the first day of Spring. He looked terrible, his coat was lacking luster, his eyes seemed dull, and he was tired all the time. He never rested fully, never stopped, and when he woke Blitz and Gilda in their house, their CLOUD house, by somehow standing on it and pestering them for anything they wanted to do like a desperate and hopped-up-on-sugar Pinkie Pie, they called it; Kamina needed something new.

A vacation.

Kamina resisted of course, his will demanded he stand firm and refuse. Not a lot said will can do to stop his friends and loved ones from pouncing on him, hogtying him, and placing a limiter on his horn when he doesn't want to hurt them. Besides, it was nearing the danger point of the Estrous Cycle for equines, and all the mares knew there was no way any of them would be able to resist pouncing his fine flanks, especially his marefriends and their mare friends, who all were already getting heated, and were fighting to force him to leave before they lost control in a couple more days.

Kamina tried to tell them he'd do anything to please them, to not send him away. But his friends were too responsible to let him suffer the horror of being mauled with sex by all of them. He was a stallion's stallion, but they weren't going to risk hurting somepony they care so much for.

So, here Kamina was, laying uncomfortably on his side, still tied up, horn still locked, glaring across at Big Mac, Blitz and Gilda who were all joining him for the train trip to Stallion's Landing. Gilda could come because since she wasn't an equine, bovine, or other hooved mammal, she like all griffins had a different reproductive cycle. According to her, they could conceive almost anytime, so in order to have passive sex with Blitz, she'd have to take contraceptive herbs.

This led to a conversation on how ponies could have varying birthdays if they were most receptive during March, and gave birth 11 months later, so logic dictated that ponies usually had birthdays in January. This might have been true, if Celestia hadn't carefully organized a system like this: where stallions and other male equines were sent to Stallion's Landing for the duration of the Estrous Cycle. She set it up so there were far less unplanned or unprepared pregnancies, and to help moderate the population, because before she and her sister came along, ponies just let it happen because things were so dangerous back then; they never knew when they could die or some cataclysm would take a great number of them.

Now though, with a stable population going over 1000 years strong, things like this were necessary to ensure that overpopulation didn't happen. It was simple medical science to be able to induce Estrus whenever a couple was ready with natural remedies, magic, or over-stimulation. Otherwise known as bucking each other for so long and with such vigor that outside the cycle or not; pregnancy was assured.

When they talked about that, Gilda and Blitz poked fun at Kamina that they were surprised he hadn't knocked up Twilight or Trixie yet, considering he has sex with them every other night. “Look, I don't get it either ok? Twilight just tells me she's got it taken care of. Probably some sort of magic that suppresses reproduction or something.” 'Damn that blasted book, ever since Twilight got The Living Body, she'd been trying something new all the time.' Sure, it made things interesting, but they also discovered things they really didn't like.

Like when Twilight accidentally turned Trixie into some sort of giant pony-like centipede, that was NOT a fun night, trying to keep her calm as Twilight looked for the reversal spell. Getting nearly crushed to death by dozens of hugging ice-blue legs as she nearly went into a panic was an experience Kamina was not fond of remembering. Or the time Twilight convinced him to be a mare for a night...ok, man-card threatening or not, that was a fun night, but he preferred being male thank you very much.

“Probably, that'd be like Twilight, to do something smart like that.” Blitz commented as he looked out the window at the passing countryside. “So where is Stallion's Landing? I used to be a mare, so I don't know where it is. Nopony talks about it, and Celestia made it illegal for mares to know where it is for obvious reasons.”

“Well then, Ah guess Ah'll have to be your guide and teacher for that.” Big Mac spoke up and stretched slightly, these small seats were killer on his back. “Stallion's Landing is actually a sectioned off part of Canterlot, inside Mount Shire actually. Nearly the whole middle of Mount Shire is hollowed out from the first masons that started work on Canterlot using the mountain's stone for the building.”

This baffled the three newcomers, and after a few seconds their eyes began to sparkle. “SO COOL!” They all shouted, getting all the stallions in their car to glance at them before going about their previous activities.

“Eeyup, mighty impressive sight. Mount Shire is so sturdy, the stone so firm that each stone had to be cut by the most skilled unicorn masons back when Canterlot was founded. Only reason they were allowed to do it was because the mountain was so strong. In the end; Stallion's Landing is actually bigger than Canterlot proper.” Big Mac was glad to be imparting his knowledge. Not a lot of ponies knew this; but Mac took his learning seriously, it's why he's the one in charge of SAA's books and not Granny Smith or AJ.

“Huh? Why would it be bigger than the city it was hollowed out to make?” Gilda asked curiously, because that didn't make much sense.

“Partly because of the natural caverns that were already in Mount Shire, partly because Shire Stone was coveted back then for it's brilliant white sheen and stern nature. It's why you'll see the white towers in Tall Tale and the Great White Lighthouse in Baltimare to name some examples. Anyhow, beings the cutters were being told to expect to stop production on royal order to preserve the mountain's integrity, they decided to make their cuts more interesting, and started cutting houses into the outer walls of the hollow they'd already cut out, start cutting downward in a street-like grid, so on, so forth. Over generations; Stallion's Landing was formed.” Mac finished before he looked outside to see the train was already climbing up Mount Shire to Canterlot. “You'll see in about an hour.”

Ok, Kamina, Blitz, and Gilda just HAD to see this place now.

===//////>

“Whoa....” Was echoed by the three newcomers as they entered a heavily guarded gate in the side of the mountain, to almost instantly be swallowed up by the utterly massive interior of the artificial cavern.

For several stories up, entrances to homes were carved into the walls of the cavern with stairs zigzagging up to them, and below was a grid of evenly spaced 5 floor tall buildings with flat rooftops stretching the whole length and breadth of the cavern, save the aqueduct catching the waterfall on the far eastern wall, which shot through the center of Stallion's Landing and distributed the water all through the place by pouring off outlets on the side that fell down wells atop the buildings directly adjacent to and beneath the aqueduct, clearly the places to get water or go to the restroom here since modern plumbing wasn't likely utilized here yet.

Since the rooftops were flat, ponies used them like the roads below and the stairs on the walls to get around, with each roof connecting each other with stone bridges obviously not from Mount Shire as the dull gray contrasted with everything else's stark white. Each roof had a stairwell down into the buildings proper, but that wasn't all that was up there. Since it was the biggest open floor space, small shacks, huts, and market stalls were set up atop the city-within-a-city, bustling with stallions as if it was always this heavily populated, as even with as enormous as the place was, they had to find room to move on the walkways, and the air overhead was practically a cloud of pegasi and thestrals.

In fact, Kamina almost missed the giant glowing quartz formation shaped into a stylized sun like Celestia's cutie mark at the center of the far ceiling, lighting up the place as if it were daylight outside.

Gilda was trying not to choke on the testosterone flooding the place, and the utter explosion of nothing but males as far as the eye could see, trying to focus on the fact she already had the fine stallion next to her to herself.

And Blitz, being formerly female, was bisexual, and at the moment regretting being a stallion. Then again, he'd never see this if he'd still been a mare, so it was a bit of a toss-up. “Have I died and gone to every mare's glorious wet dream?”

“Nope, you're quite alive. It's always been like this.” Mac led them down the entrance's long stairwell, which was wide enough for two cargo carriages, only for a white unicorn stallion with a shock of blue hair in regal purple and golden armor a grade above the average guard's to stop them.

“So, Prince Kamina, good to see you after almost a whole year.” His voice was oddly accented, it made him sound like a surfer despite his firm tone, and in spite of his words, clearly he didn't mean them, quite the opposite actually as it seemed like he was restraining himself from throttling Kamina then and there.

“Captain Armor, good to see you again too. I wish you would have been up front with your feelings on the matter of my relationship with Twilight, considering she neglected to tell me you're her brother.” Kamina returned cooly, not at all afraid. Shining may be a captain, a very skilled captain, a prodigy in defensive spells and using them offensively as well, but Kamina had drills. Shining could try to kill him if he wanted, but he would fail, he knew it to be so.

Shining dropped his weak facade of decorum, and seethed at Kamina with murder in his eyes. “You're lucky I can't roast you alive! How DARE you defile my sister like that?!” Shining's brotherly instincts were screaming at him to crush Kamina under a heavy barrier.

“Watch your tongue Captain. I might be the one who corrupted your sister, and made her a mare, but it is a mutual and loving relationship. If you ever raise a fuss about it again, I will not hesitate to grind your face into the ground, and know that Twilight has expressed such intent as well.” Kamina and Shining crossed horns and glared into each other's eyes. “Do I make myself clear Captain?” 'Holy shit, these protective instincts are vicious. Ponies are so surprisingly territorial when it comes to their families and friends.' Kamina mused at just how vindictive he felt on this, especially since he always told himself he'd try and peacefully resolve this very situation when he saw Shining Armor next, only for it all to fly out the window on sheer intinct.

Shining growled, but backed off. “Crystal.” Shining snorted and marched to the entrance, where he closed the doors with the other guards, and then cast a pink barrier spell over the door, shortly, crazed voices and loud impacts were being made on the door. Many of which demanding the “hunks come out” or “GIVE ME FOALS” and other such lewd statements, meaning they were safe in here, especially since the mares outside would have no proper recollection of this week until their hormones leveled out, so they'd only been able to even find the gate to Stallion's Landing by the scent of the massive number of stallions here.

“Always like this?” Blitz asked, shocked at just how fierce the mares outside were pounding at the barrier and the gate, making him glad he came here instead of trying to be a tough buck, because he'd have wound up an unwilling stud to numerous partners. Blitz was for the ladies too, but he had his limits, he was just a stallion, not a machine. Blitz also thought of how odd it was on the opposite side of the spectrum. As a mare, Dash didn't think twice about body checking the first visible stallion and forcing herself on him, but as a stallion, Blitz was terrified of the prospect. 'I'm lucky I didn't get preggers, thank goodness I took those pills every heat cycle.'

“You ponies think you have it bad, I got to watch a Zebra town in Zebrica go through the cycle, it was like watching a small war. Mares were literally breaking legs if they couldn't get their fix, the stallions literally had to beat them off with sticks into unconsciousness, and they were the lucky ones that got away.” Gilda shivered at the memory. “I was just glad I was exempt from all of it up on my cloud. A lot of plots were pounded and flanks spanked that week, and while it was pretty hot, it was flocking brutal compared to things here. At least here, nopony is maimed.”

Kamina paled for a moment, now he knew why Zecora was so desperate for him to leave, she would have hurt him to get him if he was within any sort of reach and he resisted. “I'm more scared of my marefriends than I am of Captain Armor, and I realize that as being smart. So, let's get settled in for the week, what do we do?”

“Grab a bed, and fall in. It's easy to get lost here, so keep all your personal things in your hammer space, don't want to lose something because you forgot what bed ya'll picked.” Mac informed them as he led them down into the massive maze of buildings, pathways, and walls of stallion flesh.

Blitz and Gilda were secretly trying so damn hard to restrain their wing-boners.

===//////>

It had taken a few hours, but the group had found an empty bunk room in the last building on the end to the right, next to the aqueduct, meaning it was a building with plumbing. The plumbing towers were the most heavily populated, since the stallions didn't want to go potty in a privy if they could help it, and the first two floors of the buildings lining the aqueduct were nothing but toilets and communal bathhouses save the one reserved as a hospital in the very center. The water for the bathhouses was heated via boilers enchanted with charged quartz rods that had the be changed out every other day. It wasn't an issue since they simply had to rotate rods out, putting in a charged one and putting the depleted one in direct exposure to the giant sun-like quartz gem in the cavern ceiling, which was made faster by pegasus or thestral volunteers.

It was that evening, and the group had decided to take a bath. Unfortunately, none of the newbies were mentally prepared for it, but were adjusting quickly enough.

Kamina, while a stallion among stallions, could barely withhold his embarrassment with the awe of other stallions at his superior physique and endowment, who kept asking tips for workouts to get their muscles as compact and corded as his, or if he took penal enhancement products. In return, he joined in on the competition to prove his stallionliness.

Blitz, desperately tried to contain his arousal at seeing so many wet stallions in one place, shamelessly comparing muscles, wings, horns, and even their reproductive equipment. He was also attempting to stay next to Gilda, beings she was the only female in likely the entire city, and nearly everypony's eyes were molesting her, making Blitz glare at any of them that dared approach.

Gilda, was absolutely drinking it all in shamelessly. The flanks, the testosterone, the shameless tease of being shown the goods, but there being no action, was better than any Playfilly magazine she'd read. Gilda actually had a taste for ponies, it was largely why she moved to Equestria, beings other griffins didn't exactly tickle her fancy, it was just that pony's usually submissive natures irritated her. But here, it was literally a dick-waving contest, and she was totally turned on to 11 by all of this. “When we get back to our room, we're bucking SO~ much.” Gilda whispered to Blitz, making Blitz's wings fwoomp out in a boner against his will, making her smirk in victory, and every stallion that'd been eying her glare in jealousy.

“You're evil....” Blitz grumbled as he managed to force his stiffened wings to his sides, and he gasped in surprise when he felt hooves lathering soap onto his back. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who's-oh, hey Mac.” Blitz calmed down at seeing the bigger stallion lathering soap into the space between his wings. “Thanks, getting there is so hard.”

“No problem, it's only polite to help a friend out.” Mac calmly answered as Blitz sat down and let Mac scrub his back as Gilda watched with hooded eyes and wagging eyebrows, obviously she was enjoying the show here more than elsewhere, considering she knew the two personally. “You'll see everypony doing it.”

Indeed, you would actually see stallions getting clean, often in groups, and usually the non-unicorns would ask a fellow bather to help them with their back, and were often kind enough to oblige. Yes, a great many were in perverse contests of comparing their bodies, but even they calmed down as time went on to actually clean up. Kamina had finally managed to drag himself out of a throng of stallions in said competition, trying hard not to be too visibly excited.

“Care to guess who's the stallionliest stallion in Equestria? ME!” Kamina had won all the categories in the group he'd been more-or-less pulled into. He was the biggest in body, lithest in form, strongest in muscle, and had the biggest junk among them. Twilight, Trixie and Zecora really picked a prize there.

“Yeah, yeah whatever, get over yourself. You might be hot, but you still don't have wings.” Gilda shot at him as she grabbed Blitz's right wing and extended it fully to his protest. “To us of a winged species, having wings tends to be a big turn-on automatically, especially considering we can't breed with anyone without them. You ponies are an exception, considering earth ponies and unicorns are still genetically close to pegasi and thestrals.”

“G-Gilda, not in public....” Blitz was blushing, panting as Gilda ran a talon through his feathers, drawing the attention and lust of a great number of the winged population of the bathhouse. “Th-they're looking at us....” Gilda grabbed his chin with her other talon, and guided him to her beak.

“Let them look.” Gilda put her beak in his mouth, and started licking his tongue as a kiss, making Blitz moan. When the kiss broke, they were both red-faced.

“Bunk, now.” Blitz flew off lightning fast, leaving his signature zigzag rainbow contrail, and Gilda quickly followed, leaving a greatly aroused bathhouse and a pondering Kamina.

'Hm...so to become ultimately desirable, I just need wings?' Kamina looked at his bare back and sides, and suddenly became filled with wing-envy. 'Why couldn't mom's genes have been more dominant than dad's?' Kamina's horn spiral began to glow, and Kamina's eyes dilated at the sheer agony filling him, and he gasped as he collapsed bonelessly into the water. 'What...pain...can't....'

“Kamina?!” Mac picked his friend up, who was gasping and panting in obvious pain, coughing the water he'd breathed in back out, sounding like death. Mac also noted that somehow, it seemed that Kamina had suddenly lost a lot of weight. “Ah'll get us to the bunk, and find a doctor.” Mac quickly tossed his friend onto his back, and galloped out of the now-concerned bathhouse at seeing somepony collapse like that, but nopony there was a doctor, so they could only wish them well.

===//////>

Kamina was hissing in pain, nearly blacking out every other minute from some spike of torture ripping through his body. It was, if he could describe it, like someone was slowly removing each of his bones from his body, and replacing them with something similar yet clearly new. He was on an IV drip with a dose of morphine, laying on his stomach in a bed of the appointed hospital building that was smack-center in Stallion's Landing under the aqueduct.

The morphine wasn't working.

It kept him awake, and lucid, exactly what he didn't need or want. At least, without it, he might've just passed out from the pain, but as it stood, it merely dulled it just enough to keep him up from the suffering of whatever was happening to him, his spiral glowing the whole time.

“Are you sure this is that serious doctor?” Shining Armor asked the doctor outside the door as they approached, Kamina could still perceive things around him, but it was fleeting as his ears were ringing in pain.

“Yes Captain, I'm more than certain that Prince Kamina's rare genetic makeup is causing a conflict within his body. If he does not get attention from Princess Celestia or Luna soon, we might lose him.” The doctor; Bone Mender, a stark white spindly pegasus stallion with gray hair and eyes wearing a white doctor's coat answered as he led the captain into the room. Kamina had also been shackled to the bed frame, and muzzled so his thrashing wouldn't hurt himself, or bite his tongue out. “We've done all we can, but his bones are hollowing out like a pegasus, thestral, or alicorn normally would, while the new hollowed bones are also becoming denser like an earth pony or alicorn's. He's lucky he hasn't gone into shock and died already.”

“Holy Tartarus, this is bad. I'm sending a message to the Princess immediately. Oh, why now of all times, when all the mares are like this?” Shining griped, because since it's the peak of the Estrous Cycle, sending Kamina for proper help was suicidal, and bringing a mare, ANY mare here right now was just stupid, but the second was the lesser of two tragedies.

It was only several minutes later after the two left his room again, when the horrified and worried visages of his aunt Luna and mother Celestia burst into his room, and paused on him before they both hovered over him and scanned him with their horns glowing. “It is as the doctor says, his body is changing rapidly, but not fast enough to spare him.” Luna reported.

“Oh~ why? Why must this happen?” Celestia was crying as she tried to remain calm. “I finally have a child, and this is what happens, because of my genes in him?” Celestia cast all the pain-relieving spells she knew, because she couldn't stop what was happening, nobody could. She sniffed as she put her head over his, and nuzzled him. “I'm sorry son...I'm so sorry....”

“Sister, we had no knowledge that this would happen. We've never...had children before now.” Luna nervously tried to calm her distraught sister, and then knew that this situation similarly applied to her too. “So neither of us can have foals without this happening? Or is this just unique to dear Kamina?”

“Kamina is special sister. He has the ability to harness the very power of evolution and progress. I'm certain you remember my telling you of his Spiral Power.” Celestia sat up straight, as Kamina finally stilled and fell into a pained sleep. “Perhaps that is what you sensed in him, perhaps that is what has been happening this whole time. His Spiral Power sensed his potential to reach greater heights, and is acting as the catalyst for this.” Celestia nosed his back, and gingerly nipped a nub on his back, before she braced herself, and pulled.

Kamina snapped awake, and screamed in his muzzle, as a bone broke through the skin, and continued to extend, growing longer as muscle joined it in a morbid fashion like it was crawling up said bone, the pain was so horrid that even as numb as he was, Kamina was screaming murder into his muzzle. Celestia let go, and quickly did the same for the other nub on the other side of his back. Fuck being strong, Kamina was crying, this was beyond anything he'd felt, he'd take dying over this.

With constant tending by Celestia and Luna, soon the bone and muscle of two wings were finished growing out of Kamina's back, the raw bloody muscle was dripping the sanguine life essence until the skin finally grew over it. When the feathers came in though, Kamina could finally calm down, his suffering had ended and his new, gloriously large tan wings with blue hued feather tips were lazily draped over his bed in exhaustion and lack of familiarity with the new appendages.

“Son, can you hear me?” Celestia asked, beings Kamina had closed his eyes for a bit and she couldn't tell if he was asleep.

“Mm, hmm.” Kamina replied through his muzzle, and since the ordeal was over, the sisters went about releasing him from his restraints, and when they removed the metal muzzle, he kissed his mom and aunt on the cheeks. “Thank you. I've never been hurt like that before.”

“Son, I'm so sorry, I didn't-!” Kamina shoved his hoof over his mom's mouth, and glared at her sternly.

“No. You are not going to blame yourself for this one. This one is all me. It's my own damn fault.” Kamina looked up at his horn hatefully. “I'd bet even if I didn't have your genes, my access to Spiral Power would have done this eventually anyway.” Kamina removed his hoof from her mouth, as she looked at him, thankful for his kind words to the point she struggled not to pounce and hug him right then. “Now...about these things?”

Kamina tried to move them, only for the impressively large wings to twitch and shift. They were big enough to be mistaken for the wings of a griffin rather than a pony, and when folded would likely barely remain covering his sides, and the tips would curve up over his back for sure. “It will take some time to adjust to your new limbs nephew, time I think will not be available to you anytime soon.”

“So, we will show you an ability we alicorns have.” Celestia beamed at the idea of sharing something special with her son, and turned to the side. “Now you see them~.” Celestia's wings, surprisingly, seemed to melt into her sides, leaving her a gloriously tall and lithe unicorn. “Now you don't~!”

“Whoa! Cool!” Kamina beamed back at her, before Luna decided to get in on it and suddenly, her horn seemed to sink into her forehead.

“Ta-da~!” Now Luna looked like a taller pegasus, and rubbed the smooth skull of her head with a smirk. “It is easy to do, you must simply imagine that you have no wings, and/or no horn, and they will be painlessly drawn into your body, adding distributed mass to yourself. To get them back.” Luna's horn suddenly shot out of her forehead like a switchblade, and Celestia's wings seemed to literally fold out of her sides like an opening lotus blossom. “Simply imagine them back. We would know why though, since long before we were even born, alicorns were viewed as being dangerous, so they took to hiding themselves among the populace. With some illusions, it makes it easy to blend in with the commoners for a day off, or a surprise secret inspection.”

“This, is, so, AWESOME!” Kamina crowed, and then imagined his horn gone and back repeatedly, making it retract and shoot out with a clicking sound like a switch blade, making them all laugh. Kamina then imagined his sides and back being bare again, and his glorious wings shrank into his body, making him sigh. “Can't wait to actually use these bad boys, I've always wanted to fly.”

“I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to hold off on that.” Celestia cut in on the thought, making him look at her in confusion. “Everypony knows that you're my son, but if they find out you've ascended into being an alicorn, the courts would have a field day trying to get you into a position of power over us. It will happen eventually, but I would like to get a station officially prepared for you in the court before they decide to try to manipulate you.”

“Worry not nephew, we simply ask that you hide your wings until we have settled your position in the family fully. From what Tia tells me, she'd only left you open as her son; the Prince and Rightful Heir to her throne because since you were a unicorn, you couldn't fulfill her duties. But now; with you being an alicorn, and being far more progressive in mind than Tia or I, some unsavory elements among the nobles might even try to assassinate us should they know somepony as open-minded to change in doctrine was legitimate for the throne.” Luna explained, making Kamina gape at them.

“WHAT?! Somepony would actually dare to threaten your lives?! But you keep the sun and moon rotating! The Sky Movers haven't even existed since Discord disbanded them by taking them over himself until you came along!” Kamina fretted in worry, and instantly took an out. “I hereby renounce-!”

“NO!” Both Celestia and Luna shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice, blasting the newly ascended prince into the white stone wall behind him. “Not on your life nephew!”

“I will not have my son further estrange himself for our safety. I will not give up family for those vultures in our courts.” Celestia seethed. “The only reason they're not imprisoned or exiled is because they have not yet committed any overt acts of violence or other harm to us or Our Little Ponies. So son, just be patient. We'll have things set up so that while you are my Heir, you are only to do so in times of crisis where myself or Luna are indisposed. And if anything were to cause us permanent harm, then the entirety of the courts would be held in contempt for suspicion of grand treason until proven innocent or guilty in investigations by our own private investigators.”

Kamina sighed, and peeled himself off the completely unharmed wall. “Alright, alright. I'll keep it a secret. But what about with my marefriends? Twilight, Trixie, and Zecora are sure to find out, and what about the others here?”

“We will have them sworn to secrecy, as for your marefriends, do the same with them, but only if they discover it for themselves.” Luna explained, before perking up and sniffing the air, her eyes becoming glazed. “I smell a virile stallion.” She looked toward the door, and grinned like a predator at the shocked Doctor Bone Mender, who promptly took off. “COME BACK STUD! WE SHALL NOT BE UNSATISFIED!” Luna flew after him, ready to get what she desired.

“Oh dear, um, son...I....” Now that their adrenaline and worries over Kamina were gone, their peaking estrogen levels and various other chemicals and hormones were taking control. “Mommy has flanks to spank dear, have a good night.” Celestia practically swaggered out the door, and leisurely traipsed after a random stallion nurse she saw trying to escape around the corner. “Don't run~, I just want you to please your princess~. Fulfill your royal duty to your sovereign~.”

Kamina shivered and grinned nervously. “I'm lucky I'm related to them, or they wouldn't have bothered leaving me be.” He laid back down, he was tired and spent from this ordeal, and as far as he cared; he'd be spending the rest of the week laid out if he had anything to say about it. 'Some vacation this turned out to be.'

Author's Notes:

IT IS DONE! QUITE ANTICLIMACTICALLY! What? You thought I was going to be cliche, and make it happen during some seriously important situation at the last effing second for convenience? BUCK NO! Forget that noise! This is far more realistic, in that it is unexpectedly timed, painful, and to be kept secret rather than blown out into the world with the speed of greased lightning.

Until he is forced to reveal himself, Kamina is still more-or-less just a unicorn.