Well, you just made a mistake. Mhmmm. I guess i got to tell you a story now. Jerk.

This is going to be a story of a pony named Beat Twister! Beat Twister is a stallion with a blue mohac mane and light silver coat. He wears a blue vest with a red tie at all times as well.  Hey i never said i was going to put much effort into making the intro to this. Beat Twister is quite the *cough* a-hole. He pretty much gives zero f***s about anyone, unless he  knows you, then you're cool. He also lives for the challenge, but has never found anything that he has really pushed his limits. So as Beat travels from city to city, he closly observers the environment for a challenge. Beat Twisters talent is using noise to his advantage. He uses this to his advantage when doing a concert in order to make it feel more alive. "HEY! Stop judging, i can smell you judging over there!"

"Wow I got to say, I'm quite impressed that you have read this far. Good job, you proved that you aren't an illiterate swine. Any way, lets get onto the story again." Beat was just walking through Ponyville after his environment shaking concert with not a single care in the world. The sky was clear and the sun was shining. That's where he bumped into Spike. Beat normally would not have cared if someone bumped into him normally, but in this situation, Spike had nachos. It isn't like the nachos hit Beat of anything, he just likes nachos a lot, and hates to see them go to waste. So Beat gives Spike a good cold look and say in a  spine tingling voice "What did those nachos ever do to you, purple twinkie with mold!?!?" Spike, shaking of fear, was saved by "princess" star butt, Twilight. She kind of, sort of, noticed that Spike was a dumb a** and dropped nachos, and came to the rescue. Star Butt recognized Beat from the signature vest he was wearing. She had a special task in mind for him. The task required him to go bust the Changling Queen's ears, because she recently attempted to get into the Crystal Empire and failed. The queen has gotten to be quite annoying recently and needed to be tought a lesson. Beat accepts Twilights task having in mind that it would indeed  be dangerous, but this is the challenge that he has been searching for. In the upcoming chapter, Beat will encounter a strange mare and a ferocious monster. Will he survive?!?! I think we all know the answer to that... MAYBE!!!

Aftermath of chapter one: Twilight ended up leaving immediately after giving

Beat his quest for the reason that she was late for a meeting with the town mayor. So with Star Butt and Spike gone, Beat decided "s***! those looks like some fine a** nachos!" He proceeded to eat them while picturing how he was going to get to the Queen's location.

The Map

You’re back?!? Well you came for the rest of the story, so I guess I have to give it to you, or else I’m being ruuudddde.

Beat's task has sent him into the dark and spooky everfree forest. What our a-hole hero didn’t know is that Zecora lived in the everfree forest. He doesn’t go out much. While going through the forest, he encounters her in her little hut . He enters it because of his curiosity. That and he was searching for clues, like Scooby doo, to find the fastest way to the queen. He begins searching for a map of some sort, because his dumba** forgot to bring a map. By luck, kind of, Zecora enters her own hut at the exact moment he is searching through her drawers. If you’re expecting me to say that she knew he was gonna come or some s*** then you’re dumb. I mean how you would feel if someone just popped up in your house, looking through your thing. Naturally, Zecora beat-up Beat for basically breaking and entering. After Beat awoke from his beating, he finds himself tied up in a vine like string. What Zecora doesn’t know is that Beat had a plan. Beat was going to do something he has never attempted to do before. He was going to attempt to…Get ready for this… Reason with her. Ha, how’s that for a plot twist. I know what you’re thinking, “Wow! What a twist. My jimmies have surly been rustled.” I can smell your poorly held excitement. Beat begins explaining his quest to her and how it was rude to tie up her guests. No wonder no one visits her often. After being untied, Zecora agreed on helping him get a solid location on where the queen is. Granted the only reason she helped Beat is because he got the quest from Star Butt, he got what he needed. He then began his trip back to Ponyville, realizing that to get to the queen he must head in the opposite direction.

As he began heading back he hears a howl in the air that came from a creature that obviously could not have any vocal cords or lungs for that matter. The noise came from timber wolves if you weren’t seeing what I was going for. If you did know, wellll good job… I guess. Lucky for Beat, he had his speakers. However, he only had two on him, and this timber wolf is pretty big and spooky. He knew that he wouldn’t be able to destroy the timber wolf with just the speakers alone, but there were plenty of trees around. Now originally I was going to say he plays a song like “Ghosts and Stuff,” but there are too many people who would complain that a song like “Ghosts and Stuff” doesn’t exist in mlp: fim, it’s unrealistic. It’s funny because they are complaining about what is in my story that they chose to read. Plus… Ponies can’t talk… Lets just say that Beat plays a song with a high bass value. He doesn’t point the speakers at the timber wolf you see. He points it at the ground, creating a mini earthquake so to speak. This rocked a big dead tree that was next to the timber wolf down onto it. The timber wolf is immobile for a moment, giving Beat a chance to tactically retreat toward Ponyville.

Aftermath of chapter 2: Beat made his way back to Ponyville, only to be stuck with a task greater than the one he was given… Explaining to an angered purple