Adagio Dazzle and Aria Blaze walked into a room in Adagio's house. Inside, there was a microphone stand, 2 headsets, 2 laptops, and a desktop computer. Aria said, "Are you sure we're ready for this?"

"Of course," Adagio replied. "You made sure to send out the pre-show tweet, right?"

"Yes I did! I got everything all ready to go. We already have at least 18 followers on Twitter, and the account's only been up for a week." Aria then logged in on a laptop and put a headset on. "Alright, go log in on BTR."

"Already did that, my good friend. On BlogTalkRadio, we have currently 10 followers. This show is gonna be awesome! Thank God we promoted the broadcast for a few weeks before this to get people talking."

"Hey Adagio, it's time to begin. I'm now playing the intro."

After the intro, Adagio began to broadcast, pressing the mic button down and saying, "Welcome to the first edition of True Siren Radio. I'd like to thank my dear friend Aria Blaze for making that awesome intro to the show. Thanks for waiting 2 weeks, and welcome to the broadcast, really. I'm glad our promotions worked. I mean, look at it, we got 36 listeners on the first episode. That's pretty awesome, man. Today, the 29th of September, 2014, is also Coffee Day, so I actually got some coffee for free at Chick-fil-A."

"I did too," replied Aria. "As they say, if it's free, it's for me."

"Anyway, our other host, Sonata Dusk will be joining us shortly at 6:00 to host The Ring of Disharmony and the Twitter, Chat Room, and Radio Shout-Outs. We'll be hosting this show every other day from 5 to around maybe 7. If it gets popular enough, we could extend the show beyond 7. Now, let's get to the first topic of the day, shall we?"

Aria then said, "The first topic of the day is sports. In recent news, Derek Jeter has retired from the New York Yankees after a stunning 18-year-long career where he became famous as one of the best shortstop and hitter in the team's history and in the history of baseball. In his honour, the jersey number 2 is gonna be retired by the Yankees. I say God bless him. I mean, this is a type of career that few can ever have, and even fewer manage to achieve the status he did. He's certainly up there alongside others like Yogi Berra, Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Jackie Robinson, Mickey Mantle, and more. I remember going to a Yankees vs Marlins game back when they were called the Florida Marlins and none of that Miami Marlins stuff, and Jeter kicked ass out there on the field. I can still remember that day. I mean, yeah, I like the Marlins, but I had a hard time choosing which team to root for in that game."

Adagio then began, saying, "I agree. I love the Marlins! But Jeter will still go down as the best player in my generation. You know, I remember when I used to like A-Rod, before it was revealed he took steroids and became A-Roid. I still say the number 13 is cursed, and Alex Rodriguez is one example of why. Look where that number got him."

"The next topic of the day is Equestrian politics, for those listening from the magical land of Equestria. In recent months, the news has been speculating that Princess Twilight may have a mental disorder, specifically anxiety, due to her recent behaviour. I saw some of the video clips where she met with diplomats and her hooves were shaking. I mean, I could, I could definitely see them shaking, clear as day. Obviously, some are using as an excuse to attack her."

"Now, I find that to be way too low. I mean, I don't like Princess Twilight myself, for Christ's sake, but I'm not gonna go that personal on her. That's... That's just sick, man."

"I fully agree. That's too low, even for me. I'm not saying I like her or her dumbass policies, but I still have a slight amount of respect for her as a member of royalty, regardless of how she got there, which I think is bullshit. Still, what matters is that she's there, and nothing can be changed about her title. What we can do is try to stop her from getting any more involved in Equestria's politics, because with the way things are going, Junkyard Equestria's gonna double in size and take over even the smallest hamlets, and you know who's gonna get screwed? You. The average Equestrian citizen. You're gonna get screwed just like how the average American citizen here on our world has already been screwed over by Big Government. See Junkyard America? Well that's what Equestria's gonna be in a few years if we don't step it up and stop this. The governments of America and Equestria keep sticking their noses into every goddamn thing and ruining those things. Equestria needs to deregulate a whole bunch of things and let the economy go it's own way. Do you see America's 14 trillion dollar debt, Equestria? That's what happens when the national government tries handling things like healthcare, education, infrastructure construction, and more things that are better run by private companies. I'll tell you one thing, government healthcare and government-subsidised education ain't working in Equestria, and it won't work here in the US either. It's only gonna make the economy go down the pooper more than it already has since 2008. Sorry for the rant, everybody, I just needed to get that shit off my chest."

"Those were a lot of words, Adagio. And I fully agree with every last one of them. Anyway, let's go to the third topic now, for Christ's sake. In internet news, 4chan bit the dust after moot went crazy and banned half of the mods and half of the Anons, all because of that idiots called Zoe Quinn. If you don't know who she is, where the hell have you been for the past God knows how many weeks? She basically made a shitty game and slept with 5 gaming journalists to get good reviews for it while in a relationship. Afterwards, a bunch of idiots came to her defence, and they convinced moot to join them. He then proceeded to censor his own site, 4chan, and then went ban-crazy recently. I still can't believe he did it, for Christ's sake. I mean, how the hell do you censor something like 4chan?! How?! Their entire culture until now was based on fighting censorship! Plus there's all that sick-ass shit on /b/ that makes everyone else on the internet make a collective sigh in second-hand embarrassment. I mean, Jesus Christ, I got sick from going on that board once from all the pedophilia, gore, bestiality, and other sick shit on that one area of the internet. Who knew just one section of a website could produce such sick content? How the hell do you clean THAT up?! With a nuclear Mr. Clean bomb?! I don't even know!"

"I fully agree, Aria. You know, I actually frequent the /v/ board, so I got the brunt of moot's selling out, because of GamerGate and stuff. I was just stunned that our own creator and admin, Christopher Poole, would single-handedly destroy everything he worked his ass off for over 10 years to make in just 2 days. I mean, I'm very disappointed, and I'm glad those who survived migrated to 8chan, where you can create your own board and stuff. I'd rather take my business there than 4chan now, especially with these allegations from a now-banned 4chan mod that moot wanted to radically change 4chan and eventually change its name. God, I don't know what's gonna happen next. I'm telling ya, this GamerGate thing is gonna destroy a lot more than just the gaming community."

"Hey look, Adagio! Sonata's here! And just in time!"

Sonata then walked into the radio room, holding an empty coffee cup. She then sat down, put a headset on, and said, "Helloooo my fellow listeners! I am Sonata Dusk of True Siren Radio! As of now, it's time for..." She then pressed a button that played a soundclip of a male voice shouting 'THE RING OF DISHARMONY' as rock music played in the background. "That's right folks. In The Ring of Disharmony, we pit opposing opinions from callers against each other and YOU, the listener, get to vote who had the better opinion on our website at TrueSirenRadio.com. At the next show, the results will be announced, and the next session will be held! If you wanna call in by phone, just dial 352 226-0756. You can also call in over Skype using BlogTalkRadio. Uhhh... Let's see what we got here... Uhhh... 386, you're on the air, what opinion do you have?"

The 386 caller then said, "I think GamerGate is no big deal and that everyone should just shut up about it already."

"Alright, we're gonna put you on hold and bring in a caller to reply to that. Let's bring in a Skype caller here... Uhhh... GeorgeGorge, what do you think about Area Code 386's opinion?"

"Personally, I disagree." GeorgeGorge replied. "I think that these issues in the gamer community should be brought to light because things like this have been going on a lot. This isn't a one-off incident. We really need to examine ourselves as fans and fix the problems we face."

The 386 caller replied, "I agree. There are problems. But instead of focusing on this dumb bitch called Zoe Quinn, why don't we focus on real issues? Quinn amounts to zip in the community. One issue we could focus on is, what I think, a general decline in the quality of video games over the past years."

"Well, she's not just some dumb bitch. She is, if anything, a disease in the community. She made a shitty game and slept with 5 people to get good reviews. And then a bunch of feminists come to defend her and Anita SCAMkeesian, who has her own problems because of her lies and deceit, and then you have pretty much a war between radfems and gamers. Zoe Quinn was a wake-up call for the community to get its shit together, or else there won't be a gaming community to speak of."

Sonata then said, "Thank you, both of you, for your input. Anyway, head on over to our website, at TrueSirenRadio.com, and vote to see who had the better argument."

Aria then said, "Looks like a lotta people retweeted our pre-show tweet. Mind telling our viewers how to get a Twitter Shout-Out, Sonata?"

"Of course I don't mind! Anyway, if you wanna get your Twitter name shouted out over the air, just retweet the pre-show tweet that says that we're gonna start airing soon. Uhhh... Let's see what we got here... We got GothDude.... We got NoNameSNK... We got, uhhh, what the hell? Who's the sick asshole who's got the name SirenGroupPoop? Jesus... We got UltimateBlaster... We got AnotherGothGuy... 2 goths I guess... We got Emo4Lyfe... Uhhh... We got Tracy774... We got some sick fuck named MosulRubbleLOL... That's not even funny, you asshole! Do you know what's going on in Iraq now? It's horrible! Jesus Christ... We got HummerMan... And finally we got SirenPooptickler- Jesus Christ! Here we go with these sick-ass names! Ugh... I never knew we'd attract THESE kind of people..."

Adagio said, "Ugh, I swear, if our first Radio Shout-Out call is a prank, I will flip out!"

"Let's do some Chatroom Shout-Outs now. Uhhh... We got 0000 I Love Cock- Get that idiot outta here! GET 'EM OUT! We got Abel... We got Another Goth Guy... We got Amy46... We got- I'm not gonna say that, asshole! I ain't gonna say those other 2 either! KICK THOSE 3 OUT NOW! Good God... We got Bisexual Man 2011... We got Burning Iraq- GET THAT GODDAMN ASSHOLE OUTTA HERE GODDAMMIT!" Sonata then got so angry she took her headset off and threw it into a trashcan, producing a cans-like sound. "Ugh... I'm sorry, but that name was sick and disgusting! Hold on, I need to get my headset." She then grabbed it from the trashcan and put it back on. "Anyways, we got Candy Man... We got Child Of Pooptickler- Good God... Pooptickler? Really? I'm not saying these next 2 names. I want both of them gone too! We got Damn U Mad Bro... We got DumbBroad2111... We got Eat A Dick- Screw you, asshole! We got EatingCake8... We got Euthanize Retard Babies- Jesus Christ, where the hell do you people come up with these names, man? Good God... We got Ezekiel The Jew... We got FuckingHobnocker... We got Good Guy Greg... We got Grand Dragon Aria- GODDAMMIT! LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE! GET THAT ASSHOLE OUTTA HERE! We are NOT racists! And Aria ain't a KKK member or a goddamn Grand Dragon! Anyways, folks, we got Help Me... We got I Need To- Get that idiot outta here! GET 'EM OUT! Get those next 3 out too! KICK 'EM ALL OUT! We got IdaHoe... Yeah, that's SOOOO original, you idiot... We got Joseph1976... We got Judaism Sucks- Get that Anti-semitic bastard outta here! KICK 'EM OUT! We got KKK Man... Jesus Christ... We got ManlyPooptickler... We got Men Of Madness... We got Quickie Sex... We got Quit Shitting... My God... We got Urine Connoisseur... Jesus Christ... And finally, we got ZeroDude... That's all of 'em."

Aria said, "Wow, there were some sick names in that Chat Room. We need to get someone to moderate that for us."

Adagio said, "Agreed. We should. Anyway, ready to move on?"

"Of course," replied Sonata. "It's time for the final part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about Radio Shout-Outs, where the listeners become part of the show! Just call in and say what you wanna say for a few seconds! And when I pick you up, you better be ready, alright? I don't want any Deaf-Mute Jerk-Dicks on the line, got it? Alright, we got Area Code 187, Radio Shout-Outs."

The 187 caller played a splice of Sonata's voice, making her say, "I da hoe. I love eating and fucking co-"

Sonata cut him off and yelled, "You asshole! I NEVER SAID THAT! YOU SPLICED MY VOICE! GODDAMMIT, YOU ASSHOLE!" She then threw her headset again. "Ugh... I'm sorry again, folks, I just never expected these many pranksters trying to ruin the broadcast me and my friends worked hard to make!" She then picked her headset up and put it back on. "Ugh... Let's move on.. We got 738, Radio Shout-Outs."

The 738 caller then yelled, "The Marlins suck! Go Cubs! Woohooo!"

"Shove it up your ass. The Cubs suck the paint off of a Honda pick-up truck. The FLORIDA Marlins kick ass! Let's take a Sype caller here now... Uhh... We got Axeman, Radio Shout-Outs."

Axeman said, "I need to tell you a story about my life."

"Okay then, man. What is it?"

"I've been trying to get off of marijuana for a while now, but I keep on going back to it."

"That sucks, man. I really hope you pull through."

"Thanks. You know, I'll just be sitting there when I get these urges to smoke weed, snort coke, suck dick, fuck horses in the ass, eat babies-"

"Shut up, you asshole! You're sick! You sick son of a bitch! Uhhh... 822, Radio Shout-Outs."

The 822 caller then played another splice, this time of Adagio's voice, making her say, "Ugh, I swear, if I still like Princess Twilight I say Junkyard Equestria is a good thing."

"GODDAMMIT! DON'T SPLICE MY FRIENDS' VOICE!" She then got really angry and threw her headset again. "GODDAMMIT! THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S IT! It's getting late! I need to go home!"

"Alright," replied Aria. "You need to calm down, Sonata."

"I wish I could, but these assholes keep instigating me! Sorry about all that folks. I promise that Wednesday's show will be a lot better."

Adagio sat there, stunned by what just happened. She then said, "Oh my God... That was a bad start.

"You're telling me," Aria said. "Anyway, be sure to tune in on Wednesday folks for the next edition of True Siren Radio." She then ended the broadcast, playing an outro.

Sonata said, "Guys, I can get very angry at times."

"We all can," replied Adagio. "I was THIS close to getting on the air and yelling at those idiots."

Sonata then laughed and said, "You would have kicked their asses, Adagio. Anyway, I really do need to go home. See you guys later."

"Bye." Adagio then turned to Aria as Sonata left. "Do you think she has anger issues?"

Aria then replied, "THINK? I KNOW she has anger issues. But I thought they weren't that bad until now. Anyway, who are we gonna hire to manage our Chatroom?"

"I have an idea on who we could hire, but we're gonna need magic to bring her here."

"Who?"

"Sunset Shimmer's demonic half. All we have to do is cast a separation spell on Sunset Shimmer, and her demonic half, which until now has been locked away, can be broken free."

"Okay then... Anyway, I just put the Ring of Disharmony question up. I'll close the poll on Wednesday. Who do you think's gonna win?"

"I say it could be that George guy. Hands down, he had the best arguments. The other guy was just meh."

Aria then got up. "Well, I gotta go home too. See ya, Adagio."

"Bye, Aria."

---

Later that night, Adagio and Aria found Sunset Shimmer walking out of a store alone. "Perfect," Adagio said. "Let's go!"

Aria then grabbed Sunset and held her down as Adagio used a book of spells she had kept with her throughout her time in the Human world and chanted, "I call upon the spirits to cast away the other half of this being and split them into 2 persons!"

Sunset said, "The separation spell? But that's-" She was then cut off as her demonic self rose from her in spirit form before materialising. Sunset then wrestled herself away from Aria and said, "It's you!"

"Hello," said Demon Sunset. "Now, I'm finally free again!"

Aria said, "Hey Demon Sunset, we want you to come with us. We need you to do something."

"What is it, then?"

Adagio said, "We need you to help us with our radio show."

"Radio show?! Why?!"

Then suddenly, Sunset cast another spell after doing a fast chant, disabling Demon Sunset's ability to speak coherently. She then ran away, saying, "Now she can't do anything! So long, suckers!"

Demon Sunset babbled nonsense in reply as Aria said, "Come with us. You'll do fine with us." Demon Sunset uneasily followed them.

Adagio said, "What should we call her?"

"Since she'll be a computer tech," replied Aria. "Why not call her an engineer?"

"Good idea! We'll call her the Demongineer! You're a genius, Aria Blaze!"