Imagine my surprise when I see a winged unicorn in my kitchen that claims she's my mother.
Imagine her surprise when I threw my coffee mug at her.
Imagine my Dad's surprise when I was banished to the end of Time.
Okay, the last part didn't happen, Tempora is actually really nice, but you get what I mean.
Just roll with it, I guess?
Based on an idea by Rainbow Dragon!
Edited mainly by FlameSwordedLink and now Grand Inquisitor.
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