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It's been a beatiful day in Equestria, the kingdom of the pegasi, unicorns, and earth ponies!

What the hell have I been smoking, you ask, dear reader? Not much, my dealer got arrested. Asshole had it coming, charging more and more. Anyways, could you stop derailing the story?

Well, as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would say, 'Can I be in charge for a while? Thank you very much!'

Wait, you want a little backstory first before I throw you into the chaos that this story is?

Well, welcome to the planet of Equis! For more than ten thousand years there was a war between all of the nations, which include but are not limited to:

Equestria, where the pegasi, earth ponies and unicorns live, it's capital is Canterlot. The five princesses live there!

We also have the North Republic, where the valkyries live, they are a mix between an earth pony and a pegasus. Extremely resistant to cold and hunger, they are able to live up to two hundred years, and a few are known to live even longer than that.

There is also Eden, the flying city of clouds, where the angels live.

Contrary to the common belief, they are not alicorns. They are simply a mix of a pegasus and a unicorn, which might make them as superior, but are very infertile and of small numbers.

Before any confusion arises, alicorns are not born, they are made by magic, they are all parts pony, with all these part drastically increased.

The Crystal Empire, ruled by one of the only alicorns in the world, Queen Cadenza, who rules over the crystal ponies, who actually came to be through magic, like the alicorns.

On the border of the Badlands and the jungles live batponies, in their own tribes. Quite opposite of angels, batponies are one of the most fertile creatures on the world.

The minotaurs and griffons live in the mountains, they are quite violent and defensive over their territories. They live in city-states, the largest of them being the minotaur Sparta, the griffon Athens and the city where minotaurs and griffons can hide from the rest of the world,

Olympia. A city set up in the name of the griffons' god, Zeus.

Then there are the kirin.

Half pony,

Half wyvern.

The kirin live mainly near the volcanoes in the mountains of the Hephaestus along with the majestic dragons and their smaller, wyvern brothers.

The kirin are one of the most dangerous creatures known to ponykind, immune to fire like the dragons, with the amazing regenerative powers of the wyverns, making them incredibly resilient creatures.

I'll spoil you something; one of our main characters is a kirin!

Well, enough of the boring country stuff! Which I don't find boring, actually it's fascinating! But people like you are impatient and want to see what kind of retarded plot I stuffed inside this knucklefuck of a story, oui?

Alicorns however - there was one but now are six, there is an ongoing search for the seventh alicorn.

There are also believed to be somewhere two more alicorns - Selena and Juna.

There is Queen of the Crystal Empire, Cadence, and the Princesses of Equestria.

There are also the changelings, spiders, centaurs, elementals, zebras and more less important races.

"You miserable excuse for a kirin! Do you think you are strong? You will not laugh! [1] You will not smile! And most importantly, YOU, WILL , NEVER, disobey a direct order from your superiors you slimy cocksuckers!" The kirin drill Instructor screamed out.

His coat was green in color, he looked just like an oversized pony, but instead of normal, pegasus wings he had giant, leathery wings a shade darker than his coat. His back legs ended with claws instead of hooves, and his tail was closer to that of a dragon's and a wyvern's. He wore a military uniform which covered most of his legs, chest and flank.

He was Gunnery Sergeant Hartdrake, the pride of the army of the United Dragon Tribes, which consisted of the dragons, wyverns and kirin. As opposite to what the rest of the world believed, kirins were the most formidable warriors on the battlefield, not dragons, not wyverns.

"Now, we begin the physical exam. Turn right! I said turn right you sacks of shit!" He said, and the present kirin saw him smile for the first time as they turned.

Everydrake had a nightmare that night, that was the smile of a pyromaniac who was about to burn down an orphanage.

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"Oh Wangren above, fucking Hartdrake and his motherfucking P.T!" complained Solar Corona as she walked through the scorched lands.

The kirin's coat was dark blue, while her mane was long and flowing, it was white and red [2]. Her hind legs and left front leg were hooves, while instead of a right hoof she had a claw. Also, instead of normal fur, a big part of her chest was made of scales.

In her blind anger, she grabbed a rock with her claw and threw it to the left.

As the rock landed behind a very large rock, she heard a 'yelp' and a 'shut the fuck up you moron'.

She got into a battle stance facing the rock and where the voices came from.

She was being followed.

"Who's there?! Get out from behind that rock!" She commanded. After two minutes she was growing insufferably impatient.

"Gladly, m'lady, but our tower's stuck!" She heard another, different voice. There were at least three of them.

Dragons? The rock is too small. Wyverns? Hardly probable but not impossible. That leaves it to either kirins or outsiders. And what's with that tower, was it an innuendo?

"That was a good one, Ray!" She heard a feminine voice.

Solar was concerned, there were four of them, maybe more. She wouldn't stand a chance. Better approach them while they're still friendly.

Slowly, she circled the rock, what she saw puzzled her terribly.

There were four weird creatures trying to pull out a big piece of something black.

One of them wore a green shirt with some kind of a black face, a scarf with the same theme and a hat.

Another one wore what looked like a hoodie made out of bear's skin, and had glasses.

The third one also had glasses, was dressed in a tuxedo, had a white mask and a top hat. To top it off, he had a rose pinned to his suit.

The fourth one was different, she wore orange clothing, and had real, orange wings sticking out of her back.

"Hi there, pony thing, care to help us out? We'll repay you... somehow!" Said the female, pointing to the thing stuck in the ground.

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