Two hours later:

Both Rush and Derpy were a little antsy as they entered the restaurant that Pia had chosen.

“There you two are!” Pia laughed, approaching them both. “I was beginning to wonder if you’d ever show up.” She teased.

Derpy blushed a little, putting her hand out for Pia to shake. “Well, we had to take a show- er… we were, uh, b-busy.”

Pia shook Derpy’s hand, “Oooh, you two must get… busy a lot.” She joked, smiling devilishly as she lead the two of them inside. “You’ll have to tell me everything…”

Rush looked down momentarily as they followed his mom in, “Please d-”

“Trace and I still do find a lot of time for ourselves.” Pia started, “Glancing back over her shoulder at the two, “I can only imagine what the two of you can do with your youth…”

“W-well, we, er….” Derpy started, before remembering just what Pia was asking. “Ah… I came into this thinking it would embarrass Rush… not me…”

“Oooh, I’m still going to embarrass Rush.” Pia laughed, “I’m sure you have nothing to be embarrassed about, if he’s anything like his father, he’s more than perfect for you.” She grinned.

“I mean… he is, yeah…” Derpy admitted, glancing back at Rush. “He’s… so caring, and loving…”

Rush smiled at her, grabbing her hand and squeezing it.

“I’m glad he’s making both you and Rarity happy mares.” Pia smiled widely.

“He really does. And he’s so good with Dinky and Sweetie…” Derpy said, gushing her feelings out.

“I’m sure he told you how he helped raise his little sister.” Pia added, “I always knew, he’d make just as wonderful a father as Trace is.”

“Dinky loves her Daddy… and Sweetie loves her big brother.” Derpy continued.

“Do you two have any plans of having more foals?” Pia asked.

Derpy stumbled as she walked, nearly falling over before Rush caught her. “I-I… w-we might, yes… b-but we don’t wanna make any choices yet.” She stammered.

“I’m not trying to rush you two into anything!” Pia added quickly.

“Right… I’m sure that’s why you asked that.” Rush sighed.

“Oh, come on. Your older sister’s already decided she doesn’t want foals, so it’s up to you right now.” Pia rolled her eyes. “But it is your decision, not mine.”

“Well, we… we’re not against the idea of it…” Derpy added. “A-and I don’t think Rarity is, either. We’re just… not sure, yet.”

“Take your time.” Pia said, “You all have plenty of time to form a bigger family.”

Rush smiled, looking down at Derpy for a moment, “Well… thank you for the input, Mom.” The three finally sat down, Derpy and Rush on one side of the booth, and Pia on the other.

“Why don’t you tell me about how you met?” Pia inquired, “It must be an interesting story.”

“M-maybe? It was… kind of normal, at least I think so.” Derpy said.

“Oh? Did somepony introduce you two?” Pia asked. “Or was it just some freak accident that got you two together?”

“More of an accident.” Derpy confirmed.

“Ooh, I have a strong suspicion that you were the one that approached him. Rush was always so shy around mares.” Pia teased. Rush rolled his eyes, looking away from her.

“Why don’t you start, Rush?” Derpy asked, resting her head on his shoulder. “I’ll join in a little bit.”

“Alright…” Rush sighed, “Um, well, I was working on a map of Ponyville for a client and… well, I wasn’t paying enough attention to it and dropped it…” Rush began to explain the first day he and Derpy had spent together.

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Pia had remained silent during the entire story, but she was smiling widely. As he finished, the first words out of her mouth were, “That’s such an amazing way to meet!” She was absolutely giddy. In truth, Rush hadn’t told Pia everything, but he had a good reason to leave his mom out of the more personal things Derpy had told him on that day.

Derpy smiled at her compliment, nuzzling Rush’s shoulder. “We talked about it the other night… it went…. maybe a little fast, but we don’t regret it.”

“Everypony does things at their own pace, so long as you both ended up happy with each other, there shouldn’t be a problem.” Pia smiled. “And the stallions in this family have a tendency to do nearly anything for those they love. Even Trace can attest… it isn’t a good day for him, unless I’m happy. Even if everything else was perfect, if he doesn’t see me smile, he can’t be happy. I’m sure Rush is the same way.”

Derpy looked up at him, waiting for an answer.

“You know I can’t stand it when you’re sad.” He teased, tapping her nose with a large smile.

“You two are perfect together.” Pia gushed. “I’m so happy for both of you, and I’m happy that you found another pony that you could share your lives with.”

“So are we!” Derpy said, wrapping her arms around Rush and squeezing. “It… well, it was a little awkward at first, and before we brang Rarity in… we almost had to cut ties with her. But it all turned out okay.”

“Oh? Did she do something that bad?” Pia asked.

“It was just sort of… hitting on me and trying to make huge advances.” Rush explained.

“We also went on a few, er, ‘dates’ as well.” Derpy added. “And she was really nice… so that helped a lot.”

“It’s all seemed to work out for the best between the three of you.” Pia nodded.

“I’m going to go use the bathroom.” Rush said, excusing himself from the booth.

Pia looked to Derpy with a sly smile on her face.

The pegasus blushed at her look, glancing away, before asking, “S-so…?”

“I figure, now that Rush is gone for a little, we can discuss some other things.” Pia suggested, “Both you and Rarity were interested in the potion I had used on Trace.” She paused, “You know, I could have it do different things than what it did to Trace if you so desire it to… and then there’s what Rush told me about the pheromones I packed for him… I brought some more with me.” She added.

“Oh?”

“He said you enjoyed the pheromones, and asked him to use them again… though I do feel guilty for not labeling them for him…” Pia sighed.

“Well… I certainly wouldn’t mind some more, if you have them…” Derpy said, before biting her lip, and asking, “A-and… maybe a few that are, um, f-for us? Instead of him?”

Pia’s smile grew a little bit, “Of course! I can get you some just... heads up. If you think they work well on you…” She paused. “Don’t use too much at once. It can get hectic really fast. And don’t go out in public with it on, unless Rush is right beside you it can draw a lot of attention really, really fast.” She scratched her head, “It’s… kinda funny actually, the low grade of that just draws stallions in, the high grade one brings out… well, you’ll definitely see changes with Rush when you use it.”

“And… don’t mix them. At all. We found out that’s a- well not really horrible idea, but it’s not good if you want to avoid pregnancy. I can give you something similar that’d work for you and Rarity to last as long as he’d be able to without the near guaranteed chance you’d end up with foals...” She shivered, “I wasn’t in heat at the time, and well… no amount of anti-pregnancy planning stopped Rush from being conceived.” She paused for a moment, “Still one of the three best things to ever happen to the two of us.” She giggled.

Derpy smiled wider. “So… if we do decide we want foals, we should _definitely_ use them both?”

“Definetly.” Pia nodded, “But… um, don’t make plans for the day after. You won’t be moving at all… we spent nearly thirty six hours sleeping afterwards, though it was very peaceful and relaxing.”

“Got it.” Derpy giggled.

“Were there any other potions, or anything you wanted?” Pia inquired.

“Nothing I can think of…” Derpy said, before jokingly adding, “Unless you have something that can give me a g-spot in my butt.”

“I’ll get back to you on that one.” Pia joked back, smiling as Rush came back to the booth.

“What were you two talking about?” Rush inquired as he sat back down beside Derpy.

“Anal sex.” Pia answered.

Rush’s face grew red, “Oh…” He mumbled, glancing away from her.

Pia laughed for a few moments, “You’re so adorable sometimes, Rush.” She teased.

Derpy was blushing too, but she giggled as well. “I bet you can’t wait until you can do this with Rarity here, Pia…”

“Oh, I’m sure she and I will have a wonderful time. It would have been much worse had it just been you and I Derpy… I do want to know everything I can that you three have done.” Pia purred.

Derpy’s blush went to new levels, and she put her face against Rush’s arm to hide as best she could. Rush wrapped his arms around Derpy, his own face on fire.

Pia couldn’t help but laugh, “To lighten up the mood, why don’t you two tell me about your… mm, second date? Unless you both don’t consider that first night a date.” She asked, crossing her arms as she looked at them.

“Well… we went to the park, and had popsicles.” Derpy answered.

Pia’s face blanked for a moment. “My.” She said, “I’m… honestly surprised… that makes me curious, what was the most all out date he’s taken you on?”

“Probably the one where he took me to a spa he’d gotten to himself for the night… he massaged me for what felt like hours, and then.. Well…” Derpy trailed off.

Pia now leaned closer, “Well? What else happened… it sounds really juicy.” She purred.

Rush had squeezed Derpy closer and hid his face in her mane.

Pia paused, before grinning wider than ever before, “Oooh, my… how long did you two go at it for?” She teased, “It had to have been romantic in there… all the baths you could lay in, places to cuddle, it would have been impossible not to hold back.”

“Now I regret this…” Derpy whispered.

“I’ve regretted it since last night.” Rush whispered back.

“It must have been a really ha-”

“No! You will not say that!” Rush instantly snapped, his face still bright red.

Pia huffed, “Don’t spoil my fun… you’re love making at a massage parlor sets it up perfectly.” She now looked away. “Hmph, you’ve caused this! I want to hear about your first time together, and you won’t be leaving until I hear every detail about it.” She now stared at them.

“I’m so glad we didn’t bring Rarity…” Derpy groaned. “She would’ve already told you.”

Author's Notes:

There we go with another chapter, woohoo!
Zebra mom is lewd. Good!... right?
Thanks to Patric12345 for being an awesome co-writer.
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~TOOWC