The Non-Equestrian Equestrian Hero
Chapter 11: Eleven: CATCHPHRASES!!! (Short chapter on purpose... sorry)
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This is more like a side chapter of what was going on while Heather and Navi were walking to claim their reward. It's a random idea I got while playing catch up with school. Enjoy the random catchphrases I threw out. And no, Heather is not gonna get a catchphrase. Sorry if I crushed your dreams.
I started to walk up a long hill when an idea hit me.
"Nav?"
"Hm?"
"I need a catchphrase."
"What!?"
"Yeah... something like TO THE BATMOBILE! Well, that obviously was Batman, but it was an example." I said while striking a pose.
"Uh? Who's Batman?"
"Never mind... He's a human superhero."
"Oh..."
I thought for a bit and gasped.
"ITS MORPH- Oh wait... That's taken..." I said, sadly.
Navi stared at me for a moment, probably wondering what I was babbling on about.
"Hmmm.... ITS YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBO- THAT ONE'S TAKEN TOO!" I shouted in annoyance.
I could hear that Navi had just fallen down and was cracking up with laughter.
"Oh yuk it up!" I shouted at her.
She continued to bawl with laughter. I just rolled my eyes and chuckled a bit with her. I sat down on a nearby bench and continued to think as she did that.
"Ooh! SHAZAM! Wait.... where have I heard that before... That one might be taken...." I said, navi staggering with pain from laughing.
"I got one! Lifes never dull with me around!" Navi said, cracking up from her own phrase.
"Oh haha... Not funny." I said, rolling my eyes.
Navi rolled back on the ground, weezing from laughter. When she hears something funny, she think's it's funny. She might also be slightly ADHD... I dunno though.
"OOH how about... IT'S CLOBBER- Wait, the Thing says that..." I said, going again into thinking mode.
"What about... When Ponies's are in trouble, I am not slow. It's h- Oh wait, That reject of krypto says that, only slightly different..." I said, wanting to make fun of that phrase for a loooong time.
Navi wasn't really helping. She was laying on the ground, trying to get rid of her self-induced laughter pain.
I got up and started walking, saying "I'm just gonna take your half of the reward then."
"WAIT NOOOOOO!!!" She cried as she ran to catch up.
I smiled and said "Oh I'm just messin' with ya.
She stuck her tongue out and scrunched up her face. I just laughed.
"Oh we're such good friends... aren't we?" I said, sarcastically.
"Oh haha."
"We're here by the way." I said, seeing a door that had a silver star on it.
We pushed the door open and walked inside...
TO BE CONTINUED!! (AGAIN!!!)
Next Chapter: Twelve: Sheriff Silverstar and Discord... I think I don't like him. Estimated time remaining: 36 MinutesAUTHOR'S NOTE
Continuing what I was saying above...
It's also supposed to be short. Not much I can work with. Got any other catchphrases you'd like to be seen in later chapter? I'll be sure to put them in. Just comment below.
No Pic/gif of the day. I've got one free day left and I WANT TO ENJOY IT DANG'IT! I'll be sure to write a chapter of D.A academy or this though.
Also I personally like Underdog, so I was sorta hurt when I wrote that.
Also 426 VIEWS!??!?! JEEZ! I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS POPULAR XD! And 31 likes! It's good to see that this does get attention! Unlike, one other fic... *Cough cough* DIGIMONACADEMY *Cough cough* I didn't say anything. Why doth thou looketh like that at us?