"Wait a minute!" Doug yelled. He smelled the air a bit and it lead him to the unconcious human that almsot killed him. He stuck his head in a pocket. "IT IS!!! CHEEZ WHIZ!!!" he pulled out a jar of Cheez whiz and crackers with it with his mouth. He opened the jar excitedly, throwing the lid as it hit the soldier in the head, causing the mask to fall off. Doug munched on the cheez whiz covered crackers enjoyably, until turning around and seeing the soldier's real face. His mouth fell open, releasing all the drool & cheese with crackers with it, and dropping the jar, causing the jar to break into multiple pieces. The soldier he battled and was almost killed from was his father!

"Is that-" Kane began

"Yes." Doug interupted

"Then that would mean-" Kane walked to the other soldier and took his mask off: It was his father!!! Both Kane and Doug backed up to each other in fear, as not only they were fighting their own fathers, but they wouldn't know they killed their own sons as a different species. Russell entered from one of the windows

"I heard there was trouble." Russel said "Are you alright?" All the guards stared at Russell

"That's your father?" One of the guards asked

"It's not even the same species!!!"

"The war must be making him hallucinating."

"He's a freak!!!"

"He must be part of the enemy."

"What if They're ALL part of the enemy!!!"

All the guards surrounded the people. Kane grabbed his father by his leg while Doug grabbed his father by his collar A loud noise was heard from the medic's room. They all entered and saw Gustavo in a nurse outfit, picking up broken glass that spilled chemicals on the floor from a cart, while all the injured guards were hooting at him. All the guards were almost about to grab them. An i-POD fell from Kane's dad's poket, playing some music as it fell to the ground. The guards backed up from it in fear, asking "what weapon is that?" and "What's it doing?". Doug noticed Gustavo in the nurse outfit and got an idea.

"Quickly!" he said "Grab your father's i-POD!" Kane grabbed the i-POD with his mouth. "Does he have anything considered kinky?" Kane shuffled through the i-POD

"He has a whole playlist called "Sex Panther."" Kane replied

"That will do. Nurse!!!" Gustavo turned his head and saw the guys "Perhaps you can entertain the guards. HIT IT!!!" Kane pressed the "play" button, and the first song that came out was "I'm Bringing Sexy Back". Gustavo knew what his friend was doing

"Oh no," he started "I am not doing what you think I'm doing."

"C'mon! If we want to survive, you HAVE to do this!"

"But-"

"DO IT!!!"

Gustavo stood there for a minute and noticed a pole in the center, took a deep breath, then went to it. Kane turned up the volume to maximum. Russell found a pair of loudspeakers and connected it to the i-POD, making the music louder and clearer. Gustavo got up on his hind legs, grabbed the pole, and started to pole dance. All the guards noticed what Gustavo was doing, not knowing why, but felt strangely aroused. Guards what were with the guys dropped their spears and went to Gustavo, wondering what he was doing. the Song "Don't drop that thun thun" played, forcing Gustavo to switch dance tatics. He turned around, put his plot on a guard's lap, and began shaking it. All the guards were now Wooing. Gustavo, while shaking his plot, scootched forward, now swinging his tail around. Russell saw what Gustavo was doing, got a wingboner and a nosebleed. Matt tried to cover his eyes, but couldn't unsee what he saw.

"You like that boys?" Gustavo asked in a sexual voice. "There's more where that came from." The song "Gas Pedal" began to play, and Gustavo slowed down, grabbed the wall, and wiggled his plot. At that moment, The father of Kane and Doug woke up and saw what was happening.

"What the f**l is this?" Kane's dad asked in disgust

"Is this a dream?" Doug's dad asked as well "If so, I wonder if Doug will be turned on when he hears about this." Both Kane and Doug turned their heads and saw their dads awake. Without any orders, they both bucked their dads, knocking them out. They turned and saw every guard, including the injured, up and dancing, while Gustavo continued to twerk on them.

"Think we should get out of here?" Kane asked

"Yeah," Doug replied "Let's make them gay while we're getting out."

Doug pulled a cart while Kane placed their fathers on it. Doug exited with the cart, followed by the rest. Kane found the commander, trying to find them in the crowd. Kane concentrated, teleporting Gustavo to him. Gustavo, not knowing that he teleported, acidently grinded on Kane. They both awkwardly stared at each other. Kane used another spell quickly to take Gustavo's nurse clothing & put it on the commander, and teleported the commander to where Gustavo was originally at. Kane grabbed Gustavo and ran out of the door.

Everyone headed to the forest, hearing the groans of the guards, realizing Gustavo was no longer there to entertain them, but the commander was there. Gustavo looked at Kane and Doug, both giggling of what they did, forcing him to slap them both.

"Never AGAIN!!!" Gustavo said

"What are we going to do with your dads?" Russel asked

"And where will we go?" Matt asked "I want to forget... that."