"I got a better idea." Doug said. They all turned and looked at Doug. "Since these two are Alicorns, we should see who is the best."

"Oh no," Twilight said, giving a nervous look to Kane "He's been an Alicorn WAY longer than me, and this gives him a distinct advantage over me."

"And I don't want to hurt a woman," Kane replied "Especially when she is actually a princess and not me who... isn't."

"Yeah," Matt said "It does seem a bit unfair."

"Unfair you say?" Doug asked "I bet we can change that."

"What are you-" Gustavo began to ask. Doug activated a spell that hit the two Alicorns. The two seemed to be unaffected, until they looked at each other. the two stared at each other for a bit, but they then went into a fighting position.

"You're going to take those words back." Kane said very sternly

"I will not," Twilight responded "You will die today."

"what in tarnarion did you do?" A.J. asked

"Easy background pony," Doug replied "They're going to entertain us."

"What spell did you cast?" Rarity asked

"I don't know, but it worked."

"Oh dear." Fluttershy peeped, hiding behind a building. The two flew into the air, blowing them all away!!! They looked up to only see the two flying away a bit, then fly into each other, and a huge explosion coming from it. A streak of cloud came from one of the sides, meaning one of the two won the clash and are heading towards an area. Russell awoke and saw the huge cloud

"What's going on?" he asked "Is Twilight an Alicorn?"

"Yep." Pinkie answered. Russell tried to scream agin, but A.J. hit him in the back of his head with her frying pan again.

"We better follow them." A.J. responded

"I agree." Doug said "ten bucks say Kane will win!!!" They all turned to Doug with an angry look. "What?" A.J. raised her frying pan to hit Doug.

"Allow me." Rarity replied. She went up to Doug.

"What are you going to do?"

"This." She opened her bag and opened up a rolling pin. She hit Doug across the face with the said rolling pin, knocking him out. "Now, let's travel."

In the Sky, Kane had Twilight facing the ground, as the both made their way to the streets of Manehatten. Twilight broke Kane's grasp and both were caught in a large spinning swirl. They broke, and both bodies fell into separate areas: Twilight landing inside a subway restaurant and Kane crashing into a taxi cab. They both got up and stared at each other, ignoring the praises the people are giving them for their acts of past feats (and most likely because Kane had returned after being gone for a couple of day with his friends). Twilight flew and hit Kane's gut, causing him to be pushed back a couple of feet. Kane, ignoring the pain, used his magic to pick up the taxi cab he crashed into, and slammed it onto to Twilight. She broke out of the broken vehicle and, using some magic on her hoof, punched Kane, causing him to fly uncontrollably, as he crashed through a building's roof without stopping, until he hit a lone helicopter and crashed onto another roof. He got up on his feet and saw the other Alicorn heading towards him. Kane concentrated his magic into one of his front hooves, and, when Twilight came just a few inches to him, he uppercutted her into the air. He flew into the air and Grabbed on to her, where he used her as a shield while crashing into the moon, particularly in the same area he escaped from with the helps of Michael Bay. They crashed together. Twilight regained conscious and blasted Kane in the face, who moved a couple of feet away. He was blinded, and Twilight used her magic to get two large chunks of the moon, use them to squish him a bit, then blasted him back to earth. Kane began to burn up, but she then went to him, punching him as they were crashing back into the earth. Kane grabbed on to Twilight's hoof and switched with her, causing her to burn now. He super punched her, making her hit the hard floor. He used some extra speed and began to puncher her soe many times, they both went through the earth's core, landing on the other side of the world where some griffons stared at them. Twilight, very weakly though, got up and made her fighting pose.

"c'mon," she simply said, breathing heavily after some words. "is that... all... you... got? you... couldn't...hurt a... fly... with that."

"JUST DIE!!!" Kane yelled. His horn began to glow, and in a blue light, he grew into a giant, but in his negative colors and had more demonic looks with him. The giffons stared at this giant monster and ran away. Kane spoke, but his voice was in g-major."So this is how I become a giant? Lose my anger really bad? I should thank Discord." He knelt down, drooling a bit "I wonder how you taste? Maybe like grapes." He stuck out his tongue and wrapped it around the Alicorn. She barely moved, probably knowing she will die. "Any last words?"

"now." she simply said

"What was that?"

"NOW!!!" Out of the corner of Kane's eye, a huge foot came up to him. He didn't react on time, and was kicked across the face. He let go of his prey, and a giant figure captured the small alicorn. Kane looked up and saw that it was a humanoid robot that was white, but had a some colors of yellow, red, and blue. "You think I'm a fool? I remembered you beat Godzilla in a fight as a giant yourself!!! I found this robot while you were gone, hopefully to protect all of us while you were away, as your friend's giant monster fantasies cost nearly the lives of everyone!!!"

"Clever girl. But what do you mean? Giant monsters attacked you while we were gone."

"Yes!!! They all claimed to be working for your friend, Russell!!! I should;e known, with a stallion with that weird of a voice, yelling at me for changing, and looking like that, He must've had something planned to destroy everyone!!!"

"That's not true... THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL!!!" The giant charged at Twilight and kept to her, with his mouth wide open. The robot, using it's other fist, slammed it into the other giant's mouth. A large beam came from the robot's fist, blasting the giant away. The robot placed Twilight gently on a roof. A large roar was heard, and Kane, with a large hole in the back of his neck, charged at them. The robot charged right at Kane, and both fell into a large clash. The robot was superior in combat and weaponry, but Kane's savagery proved to be much of an aid to him. Twilight, very weakly though, went away, down onto the bottom floor. The two's clash was destructive, as building were destroyed nearly everywhere they stepped. Minutes passed, and Kane finally got the upper hand: he was on the floor, looking like he was defeated. The robot came and stepped on his face, applying some pressure to finish him off. Kane found his opportunity, by biting down on the foot and rolling it over onto it's back. He got up and pressed onto the robot, still with it's foot in his mouth, and ripped it off, along with a part of it's leg. With it's other leg, the robot kicked Kane off and tried to crawl away. Kane got up and just walked to him, laughing evil like, seeing it struggle away. He raised one of his hooves and slammed on it's back, causing a huge hole in it's back. It still struggled, trying to run away. Kane, with his other hoof, pressed on it's head. He savored it, believing that, though it was a machine, it was frightened for it's life.

"Stop right now!!!" A voice yelled. Kane turned and saw, flying above him, was Celestia!!! "This isn't you!!! You need to control yourself!!! My sister is trying to Calm Luna down, but you mustn't do this, you're slowly being corrupted!!! Listen to me!!!" Kane stared at Celestia blankly. His tongue stuck out, drooling a bit. "Don't fall into this!!! Control yourself!!! Don't make me hurt you!!!" Kane ignored and lunged for her. "I'm sorry." Her horn glowed as she went into Kane's mouth. He seemed to have gotten an easy meal, swallowing her whole, but he felt something happen inside: his stomach flew, and, he began feel his flesh come apart!!! In a matter of moments, he exploded!!! Celestia, covered in weird fluids, flew around and looked: he saw Kane on the floor, who didn't die. "That's strange. The giant was like a different skin of himself. It may die, but he himself will be just fine. This beast was able to topple down Jet Jaguar. I know he beat Godzilla, but he just turned into a giant, not becoming a demon and... evil." She saw Twilight walking towards the unconscious Kane. She, with her magic, held an axe.

"You tried to have me as a snack," she said "I will have you as a meal!!!" She raise the axe in the air and was about to swing. A blue beam missed Celestia's head by a few centimeters, and it hit the Axe, disintegrating it. Another came, but hit Twilight, causing her to sleep instantly. Celestia turned and saw Luna flying by her.

"Sorry about that," Luna said "she fired me up to the sky when I tried to calm her down. What is all over you?"

"That?" Celestia responded "The brown one swallowed me whole."

"He did? How disgusting."

"I know, but this isn't the first time. Remember Discord?"

"Oh yes, had us both in a banana split as I remembered."

"Oh yeah. We need to deliver these two to a place fast, and punish the one responsible for making them fight each other."

Nearly a whole day later: Both Kane and Twilight awoke to find themselves at a hospital, lying down on beds while covered from head to hooves with casts, while Celestia and Luna sitting in from of them.

"What happened?" Twilight asked

"I don't know," Kane replied "But I had a weird dream."

"Same thing here. I dreamt we were both fighting each other."

"I dreamt the same thing as well!!!"

"You did? Did flew into the air and crashed into each other?"

"We did! Crashed into Manehatten-"

"You used a taxi cab on me!"

"You threw me into a building!!!"

"We were in space!!!"

"We crashed into earth!!!"

"We fought into the Earth's core-"

"Only to be surrounded by griffons"

"You turned into a giant!!!"

"I tried to eat you!!!"

"And you swallowed me whole." Celestia inserted. "My sister and I had to make you both go back to normal selves, but you wouldn't listen and instead, lunged at me, swallowing me as if I were a pill."

"So," Kane replied, sweating a bit "that really did happen?"

"I'm afraid so." Luna replied "I'm just glad the robot named Jet Jaguar saved her life before you ate her."

"Oh... now I remember... she tasted like grapes."

"I did?" Twilight asked "What did Celestia taste like?"

"Bananas."

"Strange," Luna commented "But we must know: who made you two fight?"

"That is easy. It was-" Before he could answer, the rest of the Mane 6 and the O.C.s came inside, but Russell being dragged by his tail while knocked out.

"Oh Kane," Doug shouted dramatically "I'm so glad you two are fine and haven't died in your fight!!!"

"Get a grip of yourself," A.J. replied "it was you who made the two fight."

"Is this true?" Celestia asked

"Me?" Doug asked "No, I couldn't!!! Be honest with them: Did I make the two fight, yes or no?"

"Yes." Everyone replied. Doug gave everyone an angry look.

"I hate you all."

"Well then," Celestia said "Luna?"

"Yes sister?"

"Take Mr.Cherry away. You know what to do."

"I've always wanted to do this!!!"

"Do what?" Doug asked. Luna pounced on Doug, then disappeared with a spell & a puff of smoke.

"Now that he's gone," Rarity said "Twilight!!! Are you alright?"

"I'm alive," Twilight responded "so that's a good thing."

"But look at you!" Matt responded "You're in a body cast!!!"

"I know, but with time, I will be back to normal, along with Kane."

"She's right." A voice said. Appearing right behind them, the same Doctor that helped out Rainbow Dash in 'Read it and Weep' came in. "With some time, they will be able to function as they would, but at one cost."

"What cost?" Gustavo asked

"An arm & a leg?" Pinkie asked "2 bits? Spoilers to the last episode of 'How I Met Your Mother'?"

"...No." the doctor replied "It's really going to tie them a couple of years to heal."

"A couple of years!?!?!?" Kane replied "My parents can't afford that!!!"

"Oh don't worry, you're heroes around these area. Twilight is a princess, you basically get it free."

"But still, years to heal!?!?!? I just hope I can have patience."

"Don't worry," Fluttershy responded with a cooing voice "we'll be sure to visit you both."

"Yeah," Dash added "I've gotta finish my Daring Do Books anyway. We'll make sure nothing happens while you're being healed."

"Thanks girls," Twilight responded "Kane and I will really get to know each other real well."

"How well?" Kane replied

"Well... what is your favorite book?"

"Oh God."

"We'll leave you be." Matt said "C'mon." At that moment, Russell Got up and regained consciousness.

"I'm going with you," Celestia said "I did my part in brining them here. I must return to Canterlot at once."

"TWILIGHT!!!" He began to yell. A.J. hit him in the back of the head again, this time, the frying pan broke

"DAGNABBIT!!!" A.J. yelled "Ma Frying Pan broke. I just hope three time's the charm." She lifted Russell's tail with her mouth, dragging him as they went out. The door closed right behind them. Celestia teleported away from them.

"I just hope they're alright." Fluttershy said

"I agree," Gustavo replied "They may have been violent with each other, but we need to do something to help them."

"But what can we do?" Rarity asked "It's not like you have advanced medicine that can heal people instantly."

"Ahem." Pinkie said. They all turned to her "You're all forgetting about Zecora."

"ZECORA!!!" Twilight yelled "Pinkie, you're a genius!!!"

"Yeah, I get that a lot."

"genius?"

"No, Pinkie."

Some hours later, after traveling through the treacherous Everfree Forest, they found the Zebra's house. They entered and noticed Zecora, meditating on her bamboo staff.

"I am glad you are here," she said in her rhyming ways "And with large smears." Sure enough, both Matt & Gustavo smiled widely. Russell finally got up and, instead of screaming, joined the other two. "I please, let's not fret, for we haven't met."

"Sorry," Matt said "Hello, I am Matt. This is Gustavo and Russell."

"Hi." the other two said.

"We're here because you said you could help us out."

"Indeed," she said "I've heard news of the Alicorn Fight, one that has nearly diminished both their light. I can make a brew for those two, But I will need plants for a special brew."

"Tell us where we need to go." Dash said "We're ready for anything!!!"

Doug found himself in a dark area.

"Hello?" He asked, only for his voice to echo around. "Luna? Is anyone here?"

"Don't worry," the voice of Luna said "I am here to make sure you do your punishment."

"Well tough luck: I regret nothing!!!"

"You will after this!!!"

"What are you going to do?"

"There's a lot of things I wanted you to do, but this is the most torturous out of all of the things I thought of." A microphone appeared next to Doug "Now sing!!!"

"Or else what?"

"From where I'm looking at, you're over a tank filled with pony-eating sharks & snakes with some electric eels over it, wearing an electric shock collar, and one of my sister's alternate forms are there." Doug turned and saw Molestia was there, with Michael Bay on her back.

"Hello!!!" Molestia replied "I'm being paid in case you mess this up!!!"

"And I'm here to record this for my newest film." Bay added, holding a camera

"What am I singing?" Doug asked in fear of Molestia

"This!!!" Luna shouted. Justin Beiner's "Baby" began to play!!! This truly was torture.