"Well," Kane replied, a bit anxious though "To really answer that, I'll do it like Zecora. *Ahem* We chased after Molestia, a crazier form of Celestia, and were trapped in her cave, where we were to fulfill her sexual crave. Doug had his head in her plot, while Gustavo was licked a lot, Matt had to massage her flank, and Russell was violated by the skank. I saved them by her game, one that made her enraged." The three had a blank look on their faces. The ground ground shook, and everyone turned to the window.

"What's that?" asked Gustavo.

"It looks, odd," Discord replied.

They all watched as something emerged from the bay. Long and metallic, it extended ever upwards, various bits spinning and creaking. The waves grew gigantic and slammed into the window, almost obscuring their views. Along with the waves came an almost earth shattering quake. A red glow emanated from its center, and a loud boom echoed around them.

Matt's face grew paler, at least, as pale as it could.

"How odd indeed," Luna stated, "I have never seen anything like that!"

"I have," said Matt, his gaze never leaving the spire.

"You have?" Kane asked "Where?"

"Crysis. 2 and 3?"

"Huh?"

"The Ceph! Alien colonization! Oh God... THE SPORE!"

Everyone turned to look at where he was pointing. From the spire, a black cloud emanated from it, rapidly expanding to cover the area.

"If that stuff reaches us, we're doomed!" Matt exclaimed.

"Then what do we do?" Asked Celestia.

"First, we get out of here," Doug replied.

"Then away we go!" said Discord, snapping his fingers. With a large bang and a obscene amount of glitter and sparks, they all vanished and appeared at the top of a building, far enough from the emanating spore. Everyone turned to watch the black, smoky cloud slowly consume the city.

"This is horrible," Matt said, shaking his head.

"How do we stop it?" asked Luna.

Matt thought for a bit.

"We don't."

"Wha!?" Everyone exclaimed, looking at him in surprise.

"To put it simply, this is a highly complex invasion. It took a super powered human in a specialized suit to stop the Ceph in the game. We don't have anything like that."

"What if we use the Jeagers?" Asked Russell.

"No good. These are aliens with billions of years of evolution behind them. An unstoppable force. We're all doomed."

"Then we may need to find Princess Cadence & Shining Armor We must get to the Crystal Empire immediately!!! Get on my back Matt!!!"

"On mine as well," Luna stated "Gustavo."

"That just leave you and me," Discord said, wearing make up "little Dougy-wougy."

"Please don't call me that." Doug said impatiently. Matt & Gustavo got on the backs of the princesses, but Doug was carried by Discord, where they teleported away. the princesses brought their wings up and began to fly to the Crystal empire. Kane & Russell followed the two. Though Gustavo never flew, he held on to the mane of Luna. Matt, on the other hand, grabbed Clestia's neck, nearly chocking her unconscious, but Celestia used her magic to tie Matt up & tied him up to her side under one of her wings. They saw the empire from a distance, but smoke was coming out as well. They saw two other monsters battling a giant robot below: a weird lizard that was gliding through the air & a triceratops looking with goofy elephant ears battling robot with drills over it's 'hands' and 'mouth'.

"I'm getting tired of these constant monster encounters." Gustavo yelled

"I agree!" Kane yelled back

"I'm not," Russell yelled "I enjoy them!!!" Discord appeared next to them, holding a Doug doll instead of Doug

"That's because you are a total nerd!!!" Discord yelled, putting on stereotypical nerd glasses on Russell, just before leaving with a devilish laugh. They all landed inside the outdoor patio of the castle. Celestia untied the rope, dropping Matt onto the floor. Luna grabbed Gustavo with his mouth and gently placed him on the floor Kane & Russell landed next to them. Discord reappeared with Doug, both wearing sombreros, ponchos, fake mustaches, and tacos with a mariachi band behind them. They all stared at the two. Discord blushed and teleported the mariachi band away. They all walked to the throne room, only to see all of it's residents cramped inside & Cadence sitting on her throne. She saw the group enter.

"Look everyone!!!" Cadence yelled "The heroes are here!!! Along with Princess Luna & Celestia with Discord" Immediately, all the citizens turned to group and surrounded them, each saying things about how awesome they are, asking about their adventures, and what will they do next, but avoided Discord. Cadence approached them, and the crowd moved out of the way. "I'm so glad you're all her, you might've saw the problem right now."

"I know," Russell said "Baragon & Varan are attacking the empire."

"How did you know their na-"

"Because he's that special." Discord interrupted.

"Okay, anyways, Shining armor-"

"Is controlling the giant robot which is actually Mogra?" Russell asked again

"Alright, if you're so great, you go out & help him out."

"I will. C'mon guys, Char-" Before he could finish, The building crashed, crushing everyone inside, and killed them.

The End.

Nah, inside the same pizza joint, they all slowly awoke, finding themselves, lying on Celestia & Discord.

"What just happened?" Backy asked. Luna entered with a box of pizza.

"I'm glad to see you're all awake," she said "whoever knew that you could eat that much pizza and pass out."

"What happened last night?" Matt asked

"I just told you: you ate a lot of pizza and passed out... but you also punched Celestia & Discord, causing them to, how you say, be knocked out... or 'K.Oed'.

"We punched them across the face?" Doug asked.

"Yeah. Luckilly, I entered your dreams and saw everything that happened. You need to lay off those monster films, russell."

"NEVER!!!" Russell yelled.

"And ou lay off those, what your people call, 'Videogames'."

"Never!!!" Matt yelled