The O.C. Story
Chapter 30: Chapter 30: Unlikable cure, Candy Richard Nixon army, More Kaijus, Human Chrysaliss, and Dark horns.
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"We have to find the cure quickly." Kane just said, breaking the silence. everyone nodded their heads and ran outside, surprised to see some of the other giant changelings bursting and releasing Dopplegangers! They looked at what the changelings could use: NOTHING WAS WORKING!!! Medicines; no good! Massaging changelings; though relaxing, didn't work!!! Having Changeling exercise; SPEED UP THE PROCESS!!! Everyone began to panic: would the Dopplegangers destroy all of Earth % Equestria, becoming the dominant species!?!?!? Robbie ran off and, with truck loads of candy, made both humanoid & ponified soldiers.
"What are you doing!?!?!?" Doug yelled "We are trying to find a cure, and you, are making, CANDY SOLDIERS!?!?!?"
"It's a sacrifice to them." Robbie answered "Or, as I've heard from your adventures, anything can happen!!! They can come alive any second now!... any second now!... It's alive!!! Oh wait... an arm fell off." During their walking, Lywa, the princesses, and the rest of the mane 6 came to them.
"LYWA!!!" Kane yelled, running to her "How are you doing, girl?"
"Fine stwonghart." it answered
"Who is that?" Robbie asked in confusion.
"Sorry," Kane replied "Robbie, meet Lywa; Lwya, Robbie: he's also a human."
"ANOTHER HUMAN!!!" Lywa yelled in excitement, jumping on Robbie's face. Robbie ran around, bumping into objects.
"Alright Lywa, that's enough. You deserve some cereal." Lywa jumped off and went to Kane's leg. Kane found a box of Honey Nut cheerios and made a bowl for the blob-unicorn.
"I'm glad to see you're back!" Matt said, bowing down to both of the princesses
"We are also glad to see your'e also back." Celestia said "And you are aiding the changelings, despite attacking us."
"Createl," Luna said, approaching to Robbie "Who are you and why are you wearing those pants?" Robbie sat there for a bit, staring at Luna, stuttering through his mouth. Without a warning, he fainted, with a baby crib circle of birds 'flying' above his head.
"He's Robbie," Russell answered for the past out Earth pony "and he wears those pants for... fashion? I don't know, he never said so himself."
"Strange, almost as you."
"HEY!!!"
"Please," the scientist said "We have to find a cure for these before more dopplegangers fly out!"
"You're right," Obama said "I don't want to be the last president that destroyed all life on accident!"
"There has to be something we haven't tried yet." Gustavo said "It has to be something weird that, as a sane person, no one would-" before he could finish, Robbie got up and began to sleep walk on his hind legs. He walked over and picked up Lwya's bowl of cereal, who was drinking the milk like a cat, despite there still being cheerios inside.
"MY CEWEAL!!!" Lwya yelled. Robbie threw the cereal at a giant changeling, where it swallowed the bowl whole. The giant changeling got up and was cured!!!
"I'M CURED!!!" The giant changeling yelled "You have saved my life! I am forever in your debt!"
"A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios was the cure the whole time?" The scientist asked in pure confusion.
"My next guess was Lucky Charms." Pinkie said while dressed up as a leprechaun. Everyone, including the citizens, got together and made bowls for the giant changelings and gave each a regular sized bowl of Honey Nut cheerios. All the giant changelings were cured!!!
Celestia saw the whole army of candy soldiers Robbie made.
"Who made these?" Celestia asked
"Robbie." Doug answered "What a stupid idea, I mean, making a whole army out of candy? It just so crazy-"
"It just might work!!!" Luna interrupted. Both Celestia and Luna casted a spell, as an aura went over all the candy soldiers and going inside the sleep walking Robbie, who was helping out the people for some weird reason.
"What did you do?" Gustavo asked
"Easy: we went inside your friend's mind and pulled out the first person he thought of."
"And that is?" All the candy soldiers started to move and going in an orderly march. They surrounded the walls of Canterlot and held up their candy-cane spears
"NIXON'S BACK!!!" They all yelled "AROOO!!!"
"Richard Nixon?" Matt asked "Is he a fan of Futurama?"
"He is." Kane answered
"That answers that."
"We also saw the Monsters entering here," Celestia said "And this stumbled upon here." Celestia pulled out a remote button and clicked on the remote: the floor rumbled and the floor opened, slowly coming out was Mecha Godzilla!!!
"We have it all under control." Luna stated "Just in case the monsters decide to attack us."
"I beat Godzilla once and I saved him from danger," Kane said "He should know who's in charge."
"True, but do you know how to turn into a giant again?"
"...No... but I bet Discord can help!!!"
"I don't want to" Discord said, appearing in a hawaii outfit.
"WHAT!?!?!?" Everyone yelled
"But Discord!" Kane said in a panicking voice "If I'm a giant, I can save everyone here!"
"True, but you need to do that for yourself. All I can do is this." Discord snapped his fingers. A large dark aura went out of Kane's, Matt's, and Doug's horn.
"What just happened?" Robbie asked, snapping from his sleep
"Rewatch the season 3 premiere." Discord replied "Unless Gak interrupts, then you'll remember. Toodles!" Just as he dissapeared, A large shadow overwhelmed the area. All the Dopplegangers surrounded the sky, along with Queen Chrysaliss, and two giant monsters: A golden three headed dragon and a visor eyed with scythes for arms & a buzzsaw on it's chest.
"Gigan and King Gihdorah!!!" Queen Chrysaliss yelled "Attack and destroy the buildings: leave all the survivors for my new and improved subjects to feed on!" The two monsters roared and landed on the floor, destroying the buildings around them.
"We need to use Mechagodzilla!!!" Russell yelled
"We will do our best to stop them!" The giant Changelings said. The changelings charged at the two monsters.
"Sorry my old subjects," Chrysaliss spoke "Dopplegangers: Attack!!!" The dopplegangers flew down to the ground. Chrysaliss hit them with a spell that caused some of them to grow into giants as well, fighting off the giant changelings as a way to protect the two monsters. The rest landed to search through the destroyed buildings to find survivors of both kinds and drain their love away.
"Nixons!" Doug yelled "Fight off the dopplegnangers!!!"
"I'm not a crook!" The Candy soldiers yelled, charging and fighting othe dopplegangers.
"Doug," Gustavo said "We should put on out 3-D gear and fight off the giant dopplegangers."
"Agreed." Doug said. They both grabbed their equipment from Rarity's magic and put it on quickly, ignoring the unicorn saying how it was rude of them to take it that to ask. With their equipment on, they used the hooks to travel up to the sky, slamming the heads of the dopplegangers about to land with their Sandwich swords. Kane and Matt followed, but helping the giant changelings fighting the giant dopplegangers
"I think you can control this machine." Celestia said. Russell's eyes began to glimmer with hope.
"I agree with my sister," Luna added "This is your thing, we will use our magic to battle the enemy.You control this... Mechagodzilla and fight off the 'Gigan' and 'King Gidorah'. Got it?"
"I do." Russell just said. He flew up and went into the machine's 'mouth', where he found the controls and, with some luck, activated the robot and began to fight the other two giants. Despite fighting two at the same time, he held up pretty well, thank to the robot's ability to fight from behind as well. Robbie stood in complete fear, not knowing what to do with all this happening. He felt a tug on his tail and saw himself being lifted off the ground: Luna was carrying him!
"We may need your assistance." Luna mumbled, still carrying the pants wearing pony
"And please don't faint on us." Celestia added. Robbie was blank faced, not knowing what to do.
Chrysaliss saw what was happening and became furious! Despite being outnumbered, the O.C.'s ridiculous army was actually beating hers!
"I'VE HAD ENOUG OF THIS!!!" She yelled. She aimed her horn at herself and began to grow! Everyone stopped and saw what she was doing: She became a giant herself. Before she could even move, she stumbled and felt a rumble in her stomach, then fell.
"What's happening to me?" Chrysaliss asked
"Just as we've planned." The dopplegangers spoke together "We will have a queen."
"What do you mean? I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!"
"You will pass away, but be reborn as us."
"As a Doppleganger? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!?"
"It has begun." Before she could speak, Chrysallis' chest area exploded. A light came from the hole, and the silhouette of a woman was there. It came out: The Dopplegangers were right, she became one of them as they had planned.
"This feels so much better." The new Queen Chrysaliss said "Now, my kingdom can grow!" She sprouted her wings out and began to fly, then released some magic blasts, destroying some candy soldiers & building in the process! The magic user's horns began to glow the dark aura.
"what's happening to us?" Kane asked
"I don't know," Matt said "Is it bad?"
"Maybe it's something evil," Doug added "BUT AWESOME!!!
The magic user's horns released their aura over themselves, causing them all to float in the air. All became their opposite colors, (White/Black, Red/Green, Brown/Ultramarine Blue, ECT.) The unicorns seemed to grow a pair of wings, but Doug had demonic looking wings with devil horns, and Matt had very angelic looking wings with a halo above his head. Kane, on the other hand, looked the same, minus the opposite colors. The people below looked at total awe at them.
"Queen Chrysaliss" all three said together with a booming voice "You dare attack, conquer, and threaten the lives of both species?"
"I do!" Queen Chrysalliss answered
"Then you dare face the might of Sigmund Freud's psychic apparatus-"
"The Id." Doug said, very loud and almost psychotic like
"The Ego." Kane added, very normal like
"And the Super Ego." Matt finished, very quiet like & full of authority.
"Together," they continued together "you will face-"
"Ultimate justice-" Kane and Matt said together
"And Total Anarchy!" Kane and Doug said, with Matt silencing himself.
"Three heroes against one superpower?" Queen Chyrsaliss spoke, observing the situation at hand "This should be interesting." She sprouted her wing and began to fly towards them. The three below flew right back at her, all of them screaming. Everyone barely moved when, at the moment they all contacted, a huge explosion came from the sky, blowing away everyone close by and destroying the buildings along with it. Gustavo tried to stay in hie place, but was literally blown away with everything else. Russell, still in the Mechagodzilla, grabbed the mare with the robot's hand, being only blown a couple of feet, but still standing. The force stopped, and they saw all three of the magic users battling the Doppleganger Queen, with Kane doing most of the fighting front-to-front, but Doug aiding from the sides, throwing whatever is available, while Matt was attacking behind, using more regal weapons.
"I can't believe this is happening." Russell said
"What?" Gustavo replied "The two unicorns may become princesses themselves?"
"No, this whole thing! They're almost like gods!"
"Almost, but this may be a once-in-a-lifetime thing."
"Maybe, what should we do?"
"'What should we do'? Seriously? WE FIGHT OF COURSE!!! NIXON CANDIES AND CHANGELINGS: CHARGE FOR EQUESTRIA!!!"
"AROO!!!" All the nixon candy soldiers yelled, charging at the Doppleganers. The Giant changelings followed.
"You do that," Russell said "Gigan, King Gidorah, you're both going down!!!" He began to charge at the two monsters, making one final push! The magic users used their teamwork to both tire out & bring the Doppleganger Queen to ground level, All the Nixons used their spears to make the regular sized dopplegangers get into a circle, Gustavo lead all the giant changelings to make the giant dopplegangers go into the made circle, while he K.O.ed a couple, and Russell used all his energy & strength to make the giant monsters get into the same circle. The magic users knocked down the Queen to where the rest were at, breathing hard.
"THAT'S IT!!!" The queen yelled "EVERYONE, ATTACK THOSE THREE!!!" All of Chrysaliss' army prepared to make their way to the magic users. They aligned their horns together and began to spin in a swirl: their horns activated, making a spell, and just before the hook of Gigan hit them, a powerful beam fired, knocking them all down onto the floor, and, after a minute or two, they stopped, all flew in the air together, and dropped down onto the earth: It caused a sonic boom that was three times more powerful than Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom, causing all of the army to go flying above the whole city, quite similar to the Season 2 Finale. The dust settled, and all three of them were in the crater they made, sleeping on top of each other. Two human figures approached the crater: Kane and Doug's fathers. Doug and Gustavo ran to them.
"Don't worry," Gustavo said "They're just fine!"
"Yeah," Russell added "They're fast asleep."
"RUN AWAY!!!" A voice said. Everyone turned: Robbie was running without his shorts on his two back legs.
"Robbie?" Gustavo & Russell asked
"Robbie?" Kane's father asked "My son's weirdo friend is that thing over there?"
"Is he also that guy my son talks about?" Dug's father asked.
"Robbie!" Gustavo asked "What's happening?"
"Not time to explain!" Robbie replied "Just run for your lives!!!" At that moment, a building fell down. All slowly turned their heads: Celestia had Robbie's shorts on her face, running in hear, as Luna chased down her sister with a spell book.
"What's going on?" The fathers asked
"Well..." Robbie began to explain
Some moments earlier:
The sister with Robbie entered the castle, and shuted the windows behind them. They lit some candles to lighten up the dark room.
"What's going on?" Robbie asked "What do you want from me?"
"My dear subject," Celestia replied "Where on earth did you get those shorts from?"
"These? I found them on a beach. I just placed them on to help me stick out among the crowd rather than run around naked. Is there a problem?"
"There is a problem indeed." Luna responded "We fear those shorts are cursed!"
"Cursed? How ridiculous!"
"Then tell us, why do you talk to them?"
"I just do." Both gave a disappointing look to him
"Remove them." Celestia said boldly.
"Excuse me?"
"Remove them or else I will!" Robbie's eyed widened. He took off the shorts and placed it on the ground. Celestia leaned in on the shorts and took a large whiff.
"Eww!" At that moment, the shorts grabbed on to Celestia's face. Celestia tried to shake them off as fast as she can, but the shorts didn't budge. The shorts then made a face and looked over the room. It focused it's attention on Robbie
"Your soul is mine!" the shorts said with a bit of his and Celestia's voice. Robbie screamed very loud and ran through a window, falling & crashing on the floor. He got up and began to run through Canterlot! The Chorts possessed Celestia chased him, but Luna quickly grabbed a book called "Exorcism 101", and chased after her sister.