"YOU KISSED DISCORD!?!?!?" Doug yelled loudly, making Gustavo wake up while jumping. "I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Doug jumped on Gustavo, both crashing on the floor and both fought each other. The fight had both of them in a dust cloud, not letting anyone see what they were doing. Discord stood there, chuckling with an evil grin.

"I added that part to see what would happen," Discord whispered to the others "and it's going great!!!"

"Discord!!!" All yelled at him. Discord shrugged with his evil grin, some laugh track came behind him, and the captions "That's Discord!" came up.

"Let me handle this." Matt said. He went into a closet room and pulld out Doug's Cheez Wizz canon. Matt fired it and stopped the two in their tracks. "Enough! Both of you, is this really what you'll be fighting over? Who got a kiss from Discord? Really?" Doug developed an awkward look on his face. "Plus, Discord told us that he really added that part in so-"

"So you can learn a lesson!!!" Discord interrupted, covering Matt's mouth. "Let's write a letter to Celestia!" He took off his claw arm and the index finger turned into a pen. Discord placed the arm in Doug's mouth, then carried Doug by the back of his neck to where a paper was at "Dear Princess Celestia: Today, I learned Discord is my waifu, sincerely, Douglas Cherry."

"That's not what I said!!!" Doug yelled

"Sounded like you did." Robbie commented

"Shut up!!!" You've got to believe me on this Discord!!!"

"Too late!" Discord said, buring the paper as it went away. "Toodles!!!" Discord snapped and he went away as well. All had their mouths open wide on what Discord did. Some minutes went by, the Discord reappeared to them. He picked up Doug and gave him a kiss across the face, then dissapeared again, but dropping a letter. Russell picked up the letter from the ground.

"Psyche!" Russell read. Silence fell among them. Doug gave an angry look on his face.

"I can see why you don't trust him Kane." Doug said.

"Trixie finds this conflict amusing!" Trixie said. Doug made his way to the pilot seat and began to fly the Millinium Falcon. They made their way back to canterlot and were quite surprised on what they saw: All the giant changelings were on the floor, groaning painfully. They landed near some human medics, investigating a lone giant changeling.

"Is that the millennium falcon?" A medic asked

"It is," Robbie answered "and I don't know how they got it."

"What's the problem here?" Kane asked "I was hoping for all of us to use our equipment to fight off these giants!!!"

"I think it may be Cancer." the medic answered

"Cancer?" all asked

"What is cancer?" Trixie asked "And how did it came here?"

"Cancer is a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body." The medic replied "And it may have came when both our species meet each other without knowing. This isn't the first time a disease meant for one species to go into another."

"Like the swine flu?" Russell asked

"Pretty good observation there."

"Help me," a giant changeling begged "it... hurts... so... much!"

"Easy there, there's only so much we can do to help you out."

"Whatever... happens... if... you... can save... us... we... will... return... to... our home... and... not... attack."

"What are the experiments we can do?" Robbie asked

"We can removes those shorts first." Doug suggested

"No! I found these on a beach and they've been my friends ever since, isn't that right?... Of course you agree."

"Okay... do you have anything we can use to help us in these experimentations?"

"We have these tapes." The medic said. He pulled out som VHS tapes and inserted one inside the VHS player. A video appeared where Gustavo was going to bed with Discord in the same nurse outfit he wore to distract the guards inside the guard tower. Some saxaphone song began to play, as it was going into a rated R thing. Doug got a furious look on his face and looked back at Gustavo.

"LIAR!!!" Doug yelled

"I swear," Gustavo said "That did not happen!!!"

"Yeah right, you skank!!!" Everyone gasped at what Doug yelled

"well... at least I don't have a horn that is never used at all!!!"

"That's it!!!" Doug ran and smashed Gustavo into a nearby wall and began to violently fight each other. Both used the environment as a weapon with plentiful uses of chairs, desks, computer, televisions, ECT. Both pulled out their sandwich swords and used their traveling devices to siwng building-to-building, dueling and hitting each other in the sky. Godzilla, Mothra, Angurius, and King Kong all appeared in the city, causing some mild havoc, but Doug and Gustavo ignored them, still battling amongst themselves. They both landed on Godzilla's head and still battled each other, not even giving a single f*yay!* about what's happening to them at all!!! Godzilla swept them off his head, causing the two to continue battling in the air, but crashing very hard on a construction place's girders.

"There's only one way to end this!" Gustavo said

"And what's that?" Doug replied

"Hand to hand combat...or is it hoof to hoof combat?"

"I don't care at all, you're going down!!! Both got on top the same girder, took off their weapons & fear, and fought each other while balancing on the girder. Gustavo was certainly gaining the upper hoof, with his training with Cutlass, but Doug became so furious, that his horn glew and he started to summon flame spells. All of Doug's fighting now had flames behind them, and Gustavo did his best to avoid them. A large bump on the Girder made both lose their balance, causing the fall on the floor hard. Both got up at the same time, and charged at each other, But Gustavo grabbed onto one of the sandwich swords and swung at Doug, while Doug's hoof was on fire, as he punched the sandwich. This caused an explosion so powerful, nearly all the windows were destroyed, close buildings were turned to rubble, and Godzilla with the other monsters fell down. They both fell hard into the rubble. Twilight and Rarity came along, seeing the damage caused. They were surprised to see the two, though super weak, were still fighting each other.

"Is this really worth fighting for?" Twilight asked, carrying the same VHS tape with her magic. Both Doug and Gustavo stopped and looked at it. "Were you really both fighting each other to prove that one of you didn't sleep with Discord while the other is driven by jealousy?"

"That is very unlady like of you!" Rarity pointed out "And very brute like: people look up to you two, even if it doesn't seem like you're getting the attention your Alicorn friend is receiving.

"Don't mess this up for both yourselves and for the both of our species to work together."

Meanwhile, with the others:

"That was strange."the doctor said "And you are even stranger."

"Hey!!!" Russell said

"Not you, the one with the shorts."

"Hey!!!" Robbie said

"What should we do then?" Matt asked "How can we help these changelings out?"

"Like I said, experimentation usually helps. There's many ways we can do to pinpoint the area of this problem: one involves disecting a recently deceased Changeling, use your 'magic' to see what's happening, using X-rays to see problems, or, though very dangerous, have one of us go inside and see the problem.

"Hopefully it's not me." Kane commented