I jumped, to be perfectly honest I didn’t think I’d have the reflexes to jump out f the helicopter in time, but I did. I had already yanked my seatbelt off long before, just as I could see the whites in the eyes of the big monster I bolted out the door. From behind me I could feel the heat of the explosion pushing me forward.

I put my wings to good use, I tried my best to glide but I couldn’t get out of the nose dive I was in, I pulled up and hard, gliding now half upside down and saw the damage and havoc caused by the hit. The blades of the helicopter had flung off the machine itself, while the majority of the helicopter acted like a dodge ball, the blade actually went in his mouth and down his throat. Justin Bieber slowly tried to survive from the fatal attack but eventually  he lurched forward and fell. I barely took notice of what the army was doing at the moment, but I had the feeling they were already clearing out of the air space.

Then I hit a cactus, I didn’t really notice how low I was to the ground…

I woke up back on the couch in our living room, my head hurt like hell and I felt crippled but other than that I was fine.

“Hello?” I asked, slowly getting up. Well I  wasn’t crippled, that was for sure. Now all that bothered me was the fact I don’t know what the hell happened and the other fact that I was REALLY FUCKING SORE!

“O hey bro” Mike said. I looked towards the kitchen, he and Dan were sitting there.

“What you guys doing?” I asked

“Im trying to learn how to count cards” Mike said, I saw Dan throw two cards down by him then two by Mike.

“Hit me?” Mike said with a questionable tone

“29” Dan said

“Dammit” Mike said

“What happened” I asked

“You hit a cactus” Mike said

“31” Dan said

“Come on…” Mike said

“Wheres Tyler and Nico?” I asked rubbing my head

“Tyler’s getting a pizza and Nico’s in the john” Dan said, tossing out a third card for Mike.

“54…” Mike said. Face desking

The door opened, Tyler walked in empty hooved…or empty handed whatever

“Yea well Justin Bieber landed on the Pizza place so yea…that blows” Tyler said

“We have all that money in the room over there and we still don’t have dinner?” Mike said

“Yes, we do have grapes though” Nico said, showing us a handful of grapes from the fridge

“I hate grapes” Dan said “I am not eating those”

“More grapes for me” I said

“I SEE YOU AND YOUR GRAPES!” It called out. I jumped and practically fell off the stool, the remaining grapes hit the floor…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:!

“What?” Nico asked also shocked. We haven’t heard from this voice in a long time, what, back when we were in

Fillycolly? We had almost forgotten about the cruel thing that had brought us into this world!

“You have proven yourselves survivable, you have managed through much but have achieved so little!”

Then the Russian dropped by

“Nigga please, im getting these kids out of this world and back to ours.”

“No no you are not!”

“Come at me pony scum!” The Russian said

“You go Russian!” Mike said

Someone knocked on the door

“Hang on both of you shut up, so I don’t have to explain why my roof can talk” I said. I walked to the door and opened it, Two guards stood there, looking proud and presentable in there golden armor. Both were unicorns, one white and the other greyish grey.

“Hello sir were you the pony that took down that 50 Foot monster before?” The grey one asked

“Yes, me and my 4 friends did so” I said. Mike and Tyler walked up to, studying the two guards with curious eyes.

“Your action saved many lives, and killed my brothers ex-wife, good job” The Grey one said with a small smile “You are all needed in Canterlot under orders of Princess Celestia”

Princess who? I don’t even know as long as we get dinner im cool with it.

“Okay, lead the way” I said, trying to not sound surprised.

The 6 of us all crammed into the small elevator and headed towards the lobby, there a carriage was already waiting for us. It was apparently a VIPs carriage only as it seemed to be imbued with the Celestia’s icon, that’s what the white guard said at least.

We traveled by carriage for a little bit until we were dropped off at the train station. From there instead of seeing a massive train like the Equestrian Express, we saw a small privatized train, again it was imbued with Celestia’s sun.

From there our two guards left us and we were guided around the train by a new unicorn guardsman. Instead of wearing the basic golden armor the first two wore he wore a more ornate armor with golden rivulets and purple (Won’t lie…gay) on his chest he wore a small little pennant shaped like a small purple star. His cutie mark was a blue shield with that same purple icon. He introduced himself as Shining Armor.

“ We will be in Canterlot by tomorrow morning” Shining Armor said “Sorry for alerting you on such short notice, but Princess Celestia insisted on welcoming you to Canterlot”

“Insisted?” Mike asked curiously “Or are you going to try and seduce me then stab me like on the last train I was on?”

“…………………………………………………………………………No” Shining Armor said awkwardly

“Okay cool bro” Mike said

“Also did you happen to have a 5th person in your little group?” Shining Armor asked

“Yea” I said cautiously, trying not to divulge what exactly happened to Conor

“Well because somepony woke up from a coma in Canterlot Hospital and said he knew you guys”

Conor was awake? We were going to Canterlot? We were- AWWW SHIT WE LEFT THE MONEY BACK THERE!”

Its been a 150 page story, but we are almost to Ponyville. Good luck reader! Perhaps you will finish this fic with SOME of your brain cells intact

-Vespie

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