It was all over apparently. Sherlock Hooves and the staff checked the entire cart to the last speck of dust and found absolutely nothing, there was 0 trace that any of the 3 ponies were on the train. Sugar Blossoms remaining possessions were frisked and searched but to no avail, whoever this was, they had planned it.

“No trace what so ever” Sherlock Hooves stated, the 5 of us were concerned, but other than that we didn’t really care.

“We are now arriving at our destination: Las Pegas” A new announcer, a stallion, stated.

“We’re actually here?” I asked

“I advise you stay wary” Sherlock Hooves said, the door to our stop was already open, but it didn’t seem right to just leave Sherlock and the others here without saying goodbye.

“Thanks for your help Sherlock” I said

Sherlock was going to say thanks, but then Muttonchops shot his door in twain again.

“Did I get that bastard?” He asked

“Nope” Tyler said

“See ya Clyde, bye Roxy” I said

“Listen I really appreciate what you did before.” Clyde said in a hushed tone, he handed me a small bag of golden coins from his pocket “Thanks again, I don’t have much but this should be enough for you 5 to get some rest and relax”

“Thanks!” I said, MONEYEZZZZZZZZ! WE GOT ACTUAL MONEY!

“Bye Commander M” Mike said

“Stay smart you wanker!” He shouted back, yea Commander Muttonchops still didn’t like Mike.

“Bye guys” Lyra shouted “Tell me if you see any humans!”

We exited the train, we stood there a moment until it took off for its next stop

.

“Guys check it out” I said, showing everyone the contents of the bag

“How many bits do you think we have?” I asked

“It doesn’t matter, I got a sick idea” Mike said, I handed him the bag of coins.

“I saw this somewhere, we just cash like half these coins in for a credit card, then use the other half to gamble and make a fortune! Then we can just pay a ton on the card until it gets maxed then we just use the winnings to pay it off!” Mike said, already looking to see if such a store existed in the train station.

“That’s retarded, let’s just not pay the credit card at all and blow all the money here in Las Pegas.” Tyler said

“Even better” I said “Let’s get sick clothes and a suite at the most expensive hotel in Las Pegas. Then just do whatever people do in Las Pegas for a couple days”

“Drink? Gamble? Fuck?” Nico asked plainly

“Why not?” Dan said

“Okay LETS GO!”

***

“Here you go sir, to the MGM Cloudlofts!” I said, giving the driver a couple gold coins.

“Okay then” He said

The Limo was your typical limo if it was a car, but this was as close as we could find. On the inside I’d be impossible to see if you were in a normal Limo or a pony driven carriage Limo. The inside had AC, carpets, those sick windows, and free wine!

Mike pressed a button on a small remote that came to the Limo that closed that little window where u can see the driver, sick.

“So where are we going?” I asked

“The MGM Cloudlofts” Dan said, looking at the pamphlet “Our room has, 6 bedrooms, jumbo kitchen, balcony, window room, 80 inch flat screen TV, hot tub, 13 bathrooms, 26 closets, FOUR cup holders, and more”

“Wow that is sick” I said “Can’t wait to see that TV”

“You won’t need to wait for long” Nico said “Look over there”

I turned my head; the hotel looked like a huge…toothpick. It looked to be only one room thick and all that was viewable was a well-off lobby and an elevator. That’s it? Well at leastly it wasn’t raining, even if there were plenty of clouds.

“Hello we’d like to reserve a room, preferably penthouse” Mike said. The receptionist looked at him as if he was drunk.

“Okay, let’s see, 5 ponies for how many nights?”

“3” I said

“Okay then, that’ll be 2500 bits” She said

“Here’s my card” Mike said, she handed her the Equestria Express card and she slid it across the machine

“Okay here is your key, enjoy your stay” She said. How’d that work? Didn’t matter, we were still at this “MGM Cloudlofts”.

“This hotel blows” Dan said

“I doubt it, let’s just see what our room looks like” Mike said. He pressed the “Pent” button on the elevator and it went zooming up. Then I realized something, the rooms WERE THE CLOUDS! From below they looked like normal clouds but from this angle it was clear that they were rooms.

“Bro…” Tyler said in amazement. As we went from Level 1 to 99 the rooms just kept getting better, what would our room look like?

The door opened

Have u ever been in the most awesome house in the history of awesome houses? Well I am now.

If there were no windows you wouldn’t believe that this room was on a cloud. There was oak flooring and beautiful walls. In the middle was a mini fountain, on one side was a kitchen/pantry where there was already food, the flat screen TV was right behind the fountain. The entire wall behind the TV was glass so we could see all the casinos and hotels out in the city. There was our spot for our rooms and HOLY SHIT CUPHOLDERS!

“Look at this fountain!” Nico said

“Look at this TV” I shouted

“Look at this food” Dan said

“Look at these rooms” Mike said

“BRO LOOK AT THESE FUCKING CUPHOLDERS!” Tyler said

“So? Look at this TV!” Mike said

“DUDE LOOK HOW BIG THESE CUPHOLDERS ARE!” Tyler said, he took out a water bottle and put it in the cup holder.

“See? That is sick.” Tyler said “I could probably stick a second one in there.”

After a little time we found Tyler a shovel, he managed to destroy the lock to the minibar and we were set. Pretty soon we found a nice game of flutterball in-between the Cloudsdale Snow Flakes and the Pegasopia Thunderwings

So now what? Do we gamble? Do we lay around all day? Get (more) drunk? What should we do now?

“What should we do?” I asked “We still have the coins, gambling time?”

“Wait where in Las Vegas- or I mean Las Pegas am I right?” Mike asked

“yea”

“yup

“ “yes”

“GUYS SERIOUSLY THESE CUP HOLDER ARE AMAZING! I HAVE 2 WATER BOTTLES IN ONE CUPHOLDER!”

“I got a game we can play” Mike said “Everyone gather around, this is going to be sick”

“What?”

“Okay so heres my plan, we like go into a casino. Whoever doesn’t get laid…or like bring a mare home or whatever is like the loser” Mike said

“Why would we do that?” Tyler asked “I want to just study this cup holder”

“Come on, you know your not going to bring anyone home bro” Mike said. I had the feeling Mike would start stupid shenanigans…and I was right. WOOT!

“Fine im down” I said, taking another swig of scotch

“Yea” Dan said “Same”

“Fine” Nico said

“Can we bring my cup holder though?” Tyler asked

“Fine whatever” Mike said

“Okay then”

LET THE CLUSTERFUCK OF IRRESPONSIBILITY ENSUE!

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