[A/N] Not proofread.

“So, you think they’re having fun?” Adamant Sky asked Dashing Star who tonight was his fellow guard on duty.

“I think so.” Star answered as they did another turn and started their usual patrolling routine again, starting from gardens, through the hall into the kitchen and back.

“I mean how cool is that, Nova has a date with a Princess, Void got a night off for some reason, crap baskets I’m jealous.”

“Well I…”

“Actually when I think about it I didn’t go out with any mare lately, Star when do we have next night off?”

“On Tuesday.”

“Perfect! Then on Tuesday we suit up, you’ll be my wingpony.”

“If you say so but…”

“No “buts”. But goddamn, no matter what will we get we can’t beat Nova now, imagine that right now that lucky bastard must be having time of his life getting it on with Princess.”

“This is one of the freakiest and scariest things I saw in my life! And I lived through family dinner with my Aunt for fucks sake!” Nova shouted to himself barely hearing his own voice through the loud music as he ran forward not paying any attention to his surroundings, right now he only wanted to get as far from those “Lunas” as possible.

Suddenly Nova saw somepony that managed to bring some hope to his heart “Void! Oh I’m so glad I found you again.” He shouted running towards his friend.

Night turned towards incoming Supernova with no emotions written on his face “Void, there’s something weird going on here, you see… Void? Hello? Equestria to Void?” He said and waved his hoof right in front of his friends face.

“Yeah I’m here.”

“Oh good you’re back…. Are you high?”

“No I’m not.”

“That's great listen then, Luna…”

“Supernova?”

Nova cocked his eyebrow “Yes Void?”

“Did I ever tell you that you’re my best friend?”

Nova took a step back and smiled awkwardly “Well, emm *cough* no, no you didn’t.”

Void got a little bit closer a small creepy smile adorning his muzzle “Did I ever tell you that you’re really handsome?”

This time Void didn’t get his answer as Supernova dashed away leaving a trail of dust behind him “My date was cloned and my friend suddenly turned gay! What the hell is wrong with this place?!” Nova shouted and ran forward without noticing two sets of eyes watching him closely.

“Pinkie my dear what was that?”

“I think I overdid it with the cupcake.”

“Wasn’t he supposed to be more open? So this means in the bottom of his being, he’s gay?” Discord asked scratching his head.

“No I don’t think so, I’m quite sure that at the moment he’s gay and straight, and whatever else will come in his eyesight.”

Discord gulped “Can you pinkie promise me that you’ll never feed me this cupcake?”

“Okie dokie! Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!” Pinkie recited and laughed.

“What’s so funny dear?”

“Oh nothing, it’s just I like this promise so much more than first version.”

Discord cocked his left eyebrow “Wait so this isn’t like the first and only pinkie promise? What was the first version?”

“Oh you don’t want to know.” She said and bounced off happily following Nova.

Discord scratched his head “This pony will bring me to madness one day, and I’m the god of chaos here for Faust sake!” He said to himself and followed his pink partner in crime.

Meanwhile their victim was running away as if he was fighting for his life.

Supernova made it to the backdoor exit and quickly opened the door, not even stopping for a moment he ran through them only to bump into somepony.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t expect to..”

“Nova?”

His eyes went wide open as he recognized this voice, he slowly turned his head and he saw nopony else, but his date Princess Luna in her unicorn form leaving the bathroom doors.

“So you had to use the toilet as well?” She said visibly swaying in her hooves.

“What?!” Nova shouted and looked around only to find out that doors behind him led to a man toilet.

Nova nervously started to close and open the doors hoping for something to happen, earning a rather confused expression from his date.

“Tell me Nova, is this some kind of game ponies play nowadays?” She asked.

“But this door! Backdoor! And you! There was many of you!…. A-And then Void being gay! And, and, and…”

“Whoa, calm down what happened?” Luna asked now genuinely concerned.

“Ohh is this another part of this madness?! Are you one of them?”

“Nova what are you talking about?”

“Oh you know what I am talking about! When you left to use the toilet all this crazy stuff started to happen, firstly I see multiple you, then Void hits on me, I swear this all seems like a… crazy…. Illusion?”

Tick, tick, tick, tick

DING DING DING

“Luna! Is this some kind of joke?!”

Princess of the Night flinched not expecting such outburst “Pardon me?”

“I’m asking if this is some kind of joke? You know another illusion of yours? Making me see many you and then these doors, I have no idea how you made Void gay but… Actually when I think about it, that’s mighty impressive but still!”

Luna’s muzzle was once again adorned by a confused expression “Nova I didn’t do any of these things, if you will calm down and make your statement a bit less chaotic then maybe…”

Tick, tick, tick, tick

DING, DING, DING, DING

“Discord!” Luna shouted with her royal caps lock voice completely breaking through the music surprising and startling Nova as well as other present ponies.

Meanwhile somewhere in the crowd.

“Oh crap, she found us.” Discord commented.

“What do we do now?”

“Well we can act mature and take responsibility for what we have done.”

“Or?”

“Or we can act like some cowards and run away.”

Discord and Pinkie looked at each other and smiled.

“Backdoor?”

“Ladies first.”

Luna was gritting her teeth while she looked around trying to find Discord somewhere in the crowd of stunned ponies but to no avail.

“Emm Luna?”

“Yes what is it?” She asked with an irritated tone.

“Earlier when you said that you don’t want to have too much attention, I’m afraid it didn’t work the way you planned.”

Luna stared at him for a few moments before turning her head around finally noticing all these ponies watching her closely.

“Ohh…”

“…”

“…”

“Backdoor?”

“Ladies first.”