Supernova stared with burning passion into gorgeous eyes of moon goodness who laid next to him in their royal chambers of the Canterlot Castle.

“Ohh Luna, you don’t know how long I’ve waited for that moment.” He said and moved closer to her.

“Hush now dear, if you can use your mouth for talking, then you should use it for something else.” She said giving Nova the best bedroom eyes he ever saw.

“Oh I surely will…. Did you hear that?” He said and raised his head searching for the source of noise

“What are you talking about my love?”

“Is, is it just me or is someone knocking?”

“Well I don’t know, but Nova…”

Supernova turned his attention back to Luna “Yes?”

“Open the fucking door!”

Nova’s eyes opened wide and instantly lifted himself from the bed he was sleeping on.

After few moments he heard knocking again “For fucks sake! I can’t even dream peacefully nowadays.” Nova commented and stood up.

He rubbed his eyes and yawned as he walked up to the door to his room, he already knew who was on the other side, he knew that voice all too well.

Nova raised his hoof and unlocked the door “Void, why are you up? It’s the goddamn middle of….. the day?” He asked getting confused upon seeing the state his friend was in.

Here before him stood Void Night, his face was adorned by a frown, well nothing new here but what caught his eyes was a completely messed up mane, bags under his bloodshed eyes and finally some kind of sticky substances was visible here and there on his fur.

Without saying any more words Void entered into the room and walked to his wardrobe.

“Dude, what happened to you?”

“I don’t remember.”

“What do you mean you don’t remember? You’re a total mess.”

“Thanks that helped a lot.” Void said bitterly and finally found what he was looking for, a towel and a bottle of shower gel.

“What are you going to do with these? Take a shower?”

“No cook a freaking apple pie, of course I’m going to take a goddamn shower!” Void commented and turned around wanting to leave, only to be stopped by Nova.

“You ain’t leaving till you tell me everything.”

Void gritted his teeth and growled but after few minutes he gave up and sighed. “Fine I’ll tell you everything that I remember ok?”

Nova nodded.

“Honestly last thing I remember was making fun of you in the club, I blacked out right after that.”

“Well then where did you wake up?”

“I hoped you won’t ask about that.”

Powerful rays of sun invaded Void’s face through the window, after few minutes of fighting he gave up and slowly opened his eyelids. “Nova why are the blinds up?”

After few minutes of not receiving answer Void stopped staring at the ceiling and turned to his right “Nova for… goodness…. sake?”

It was now that Void fully woke up after he came to a simple realization, he was in a bed in a room, but neither of those were his.

He looked around but found nothing that would help him, it was a small room with yellow walls, a wardrobe, a bed he was sitting on and a huge stereo system.

Stereo system?

“Ahhh, are you up already?”

Void’s muzzle went pale as his blood froze completely, he turned towards the source of the voice and it was nopony else but his friend.

“V-Vinyl?!” Void shouted and fell of the bed with a loud thud earning few laughs from white mare.

“Hey dude wassup, I never thought you would be up so early, being bat pony and all.”

It was now that Void took a look at himself, after few seconds his brain needed he fully understood what happened.

But he needed to be sure.

“V-Vinyl?”

“Yes cowboy?”

“D-Did we, umm well, wait did you just call me a cowboy?”

“What if I did?” She asked with a bedroom eyes.

“W-W-Well if you d-did I should…”

Vinyl didn’t let him finish silencing him with her hoof, she stared at him with her lustful eyes and smiled “Saddle up cowboy.”

“And then I ran away.”

“You what?!” Nova shouted.

“Hey, what would you do if you woke up in your friend’s house, looking like a mess, find out that you banged her last night and you can’t even remember it?”

Nova opened his mouth to respond but no sound came out of his throat, he scratched his head for a good few minutes before sighing in defeat. “That’s actually a really good vital question.”

“Thank you, now I’m going to get a quick shower and try to get few hours of sleep, and you can take this and give it to princess of that fucking thing that woke me up.” Void said and passed a small envelope to Nova confusing him further.

“What is that?”

“That’s the report for her about last night.”

“When did you write this?”

“On my way to the club since I didn’t have anything else to kill time with.”

“Wait a second why would you take a sheet of paper and something to write on it to the club?”

“Just take it.” Void said and left the room his annoyed frown not leaving him for even a second.

Nova sighed and left the room, on his way to Princess Celestia office he started to get nervous ’What if she knows I’m the guy who went on a date with her sister? Nooo Void wouldn’t tell her

Just few more steps.

’But what if somepony else told her?! But who knew about this? Me, well I’m sure I didn’t tell her, Dashing Star and Adamant but these two wouldn’t betray me.’

And finally he arrived at the doors of Princess’s office ’Wait, all this crazy stuff that happened yesterday! Luna said it was Discords doing, isn’t he her husband?’

With heart pounding in his chest he slowly raised his hoof and knocked on the doors.

“Come in.”

Nova feared those words but he couldn’t go back now, he slowly opened the doors and entered the room that might have been his place of death.

A small relief grew in his heart as he quickly noticed a smile on Princess Celestia muzzle “It’s rare to see a batpony during the day, what brings you here?” She asked with a smooth and caring voice.

Nova now mentally sighed in relief as now he was sure she doesn’t now. “I’m a friend of batpony named Void Night, and he told me to bring you this.” He said and handed the envelope over to the Princess.

“Did he tell you what is it?” Celestia asked as her soothing smile still shined on her muzzle.

“No your highness.”

“Good thank you for your work, you can leave now.”

Nova nodded and smoothly left the room stumbling only twice before making it back to the hallway. ’Actually, now that she mentioned it I wonder what is in that report.

Celestia caring smile slowly changed into satisfied grin as she looked down on the small envelope on her desk.

“Oh my a batpony walking and working during a day, what a twist isn’t it?”

Celestia turned towards her husband “It’s definitely something unusual, but you like weird things right?”

“Well I married you.”

“Excuse me?” Celestia asked staring daggers into Discord.

“Oh I’m just messing with you Tia! Now tell me, what is this?”

Celestia kept her iron gaze on him for few more moments before deciding to let it go this time, after all she had more important things to do.

Like for example learning the identity of her little sister mysterious stallion.

Just as she was about to open it, an idea popped into her head “Discord can you do something for me?”

“Of course sunshine! What is it?”

“Can you open this and read it out loud?”

Discord scratched his head and nodded, he took the envelope and opened it with his claw, he took out a small sheet of paper and cleared his throat while Celestia was dying with anticipation.

“Well then here I go:

’So Luna didn’t actually have any date?’ Celestia thought to herself becoming a bit embarrassed.

Celestia put a hoof to her mouth her expression changing into a sad frown ’Oh dear Luna! I’m so sorry for not trusting you.

“You want me to read it to the end?” Discord asked.

“How much is there left?”

“Only few more words.”

“Then go ahead.” She said and waved her hoof.

Discord nodded and once again cleared his throat.

Room fell silent for few moments before Discord burst out in an avalanche of laughter, while Celestia gritted her teeth with anger.