Author's Notes:

Just a warning: This chapter contains spoilers for Shagohad12's Equestrian Edda.

It's always fun to work with him! I suggest you check him out!
Also, guys, we're coming up on that HUGE crossover for the wedding. I'm totally looking forward to working with an ACTUAL cluster fuck of authors, not unlike the Bachelor Party chapters. XD

Anyways, this is DJ A String, Music Mod, signing off.

“Breathe honey! Breathe!”

“I WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL!”

“You can do that later! For now, BREATHE!”

Oh, hi there. Let me explain what’s going on. Currently, Bluebelle is giving birth. I had to deal with Tia and Lulu giving birth last month, and let me tell you, no matter the mare, when they’re in labor; they turn into the spawn of evil. But it was understandable, considering just how much agony they were in. I couldn’t even be in my king form when it was happening for Lulu, Tia, or now with Bluebelle (also, sadly, I found out that my tan went away after shifting back and forth a bunch). The afterward though, yeah, the emotional high was beyond explanation.

Anyway, as of now, Blue was still in primary labor, as in she hadn’t even gotten her first foal of four out, and even with painkillers, both medical and magical, she, like her aunts, was still in unbelievable agony. “AGH! KILL ME NOW!”

“You’re not dying until our kids have grandkids, now push!” I coached, not even caring she broke my hand towards the start like her aunts had. It was just me, the doctor claptrap and the midwife claptrap in the maternity ward of the Multiversal Branch. Thank Gog that Homage saw the medical staff as needing souls was true.

“Miss Blue you’re doing good! I can almost see the first head!” Doctor Fille said as she was knelt between my mare’s thighs. I had misgivings of her name and her usually oversexed personality, but the medical claptrap was all business when it came to her practice. “I think I see a horn, a unicorn, congrats.”

“It was expectED!” Bluebelle screamed as another contraction hit, and she grunted as she took deep breaths. “WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HURT SO MUCH?!”

“Sometimes it must hurt for the ones we love, dear.” I said. “Now keep pushing!”

“AGH!” Blue screamed as she squeezed her huge mountain of a belly, and she gasped when she heard the squeals of a foal crying, she smiled for the first time since her labor started. “Oh wow! I...I can’t explain-URGH!”

“Don’t stop! You have three more to get out honey! Luna had twins, but I know you can do it.” At my encouragement, Bluebelle pushed even harder, the midwife, whose name I can’t remember right now, was holding a white-coated and gold-haired foal that looked just like his mother. I could tell he was a boy from here considering as she cleaned him up, I saw his little pecker. I can’t believe how utterly adorable the infant was.

“Interesting...but not unheard of.” Doctor Fille stated as she kept vigil at Bluebelle’s crotch. “The displacement of the vaginal walls tells me this one is a pegasus.”

“*huff, huff* Huh?! But nopony in my recent family history is a-AGH!” Blue screamed as she pushed with another contraction, and soon another cry of life came into the world, and Doctor Fille helped remove another white and gold foal from her, but to my astonishment, the filly was, indeed, a pegasus. “Sh-she’s so beautiful. I-mmph...I….”

“Take some energy sweetie, I’m not letting you give up.” I told her as I channeled energy straight into her and she looked at me gratefully before she kept pushing, her belly had shrunk almost by half now to being Luna’s term size, but she was still actually a bit bigger.

“The foal is crowning, keep going sweetie.” Doctor Fille encouraged, and with the energy I’d given her, Blue wasn’t in so much blind pain now as she was determined, and easily pushed the infant out her birth canal, having gotten accustomed to the effort it took after two prior. “An earth pony...but that’s….”

“Impossible….” Blue finished, I was getting quite confused myself. I mean, the doctors never said anything, but then again the original doctors on staff were emotionless robots that only ensured health, and the Hawaiians were, of course, too traditional to be able to tell anything aside from gender. “House Blue has never had an earth pony before….” Blue said worriedly. “The poor dear will be so-ugh-bullied by her peers.” Blue commented in concern as she watched the midwife collect the oddly quiet foal, we were hoping the filly was okay, but considering how casual the doctor and midwife were, she seemed to be sleeping calmly.

“Last one dear, you’re almost done.” Blue wasn’t even phased. The energy I gave her shouldn’t have given her this much stamina, but she wasn’t even screaming in pain now, she almost seemed comfortable as she pushed the last child out of her womb with ease, her belly almost vanishing as the last bump left between her widened hips. “What on Equus? It’s...I...I don’t even know.”

“Holy...shit….” I breathed, my broken hand healing as Blue had let go in shock, and I moved down the bed to look at something impossible. Something just mind-blowing. “It’s a boy...a boy Changeling, like me.” This was physically impossible! Having birthed one of each tribe, AND a species that can only procreate with their own kind, Bluebelle had just performed an impossible feat! But for MLP standards doesn’t this sort of thing-.

“Dox! Something’s happening!” I looked back up to see my last mare hovering over the bed, gasping and panting in both fear and excitement as a blue light that matched her magic aura whirled around her, picking up speed as she rose higher into the air, going upright as we backed away, and in an explosion of light, it was over. I had to blink spots out of my eyes, but I was still able to see what had become of her and gaped at the sight.

As her hospital gown shredded off from her spreading two, glorious, large, white angelic wings with a serene expression on her face, and landed gently on the bed hooves first, and she slowly fell forward from the gravity of her heaving boulders of boobs dragging her in the direction despite her new counter-balancing wings, and I gently caught her as if she were an angel falling from heaven. “Blue? Blue, are you alright?”

“Mm...Dox...I feel...so...right….” She murmured to me, and then fell asleep straight away, her admittedly great weight was actually lessened by her ascension, considering alicorns had hollow bones like pegasi. I smoothly transitioned to my changeling king form, and gently maneuvered her into laying on her back against the raised hospital bed, my future queen looking so peaceful, and beautiful I had to marvel at her like I did both Tia and Lulu when they had given birth and similarly fell asleep from the exhaustion.

I moved from her to the group of newborns, and picked up the changeling the doctor was still holding. “You, you little impossibility. Thank you. Doctors, make a note, I’m naming my son here Loki.” I then handed little Loki back to the Doctor.

“Yes sir. Miss Bluebelle hadn’t stated any names for them, so we’ll make a placard with his name, and at least note these three are his quadruplet siblings.” That wasn’t a problem, Blue and I couldn’t really think of names for all four, especially considering we weren’t sure who was which gender to begin with, so we’d both decided to wait until they were born, but I’d insisted if she had a son that I’d get to name him Loki, and she graciously agreed, considering Lulu and Tia wouldn’t let me name their kids.

Lulu had her son, who she named Nymus, and his twin sister Nyx. I cringed at our daughter’s name, but wouldn’t say why, but couldn’t help but agree it went well with her brother’s name. And Tia named her son Golden Glow, honestly, I couldn’t complain, considering he actually was golden, and shined in the light of the hospital room when he was born. We were informed it was actually a sort of mutation, from Tia constantly sunning herself with the magic tanning lotion that had turned her equally as golden and radiant. Nothing bad from it, but he’s already a complete handful for us all to deal with since he absorbs sunlight into energy like no tomorrow.

As I watched my new children be carted away to a sterile and quiet environment, I turned to my love, only to fall through the Void. I’d be more upset, but the fact I could literally return the instant after I’d been ejected didn’t interrupt my happiness too much.

Meanwhile in Another Universe: 3rd Person:

Rainbow Dash sighed as the portal closed, pulling her scarf tighter around her neck. “I’m getting tired of this.” she complained, looking at her companions.

“Tired of what?” Jason asked her, raising his eyebrow.

“Every time you need to go to one of the realms, I have to drop what I’m doing to get you there,” she said, snorting in annoyance, “‘I mean sure, I like being needed but it’s cutting into my time with Gilda!”

“You are the only one who can travel between realms,” Celestia pointed out, “I know we ask a lot of you but it is only until we can find some other means of travel.”

“I actually might have an idea for that,” Jason spoke up, “It’ll take some time but, I think it’ll work.”

“Yeah well, you just hurry up with that,” Dash said, flexing her wings, trying to warm up. She blinked, spotting something in the snow. “Hey, what's this thing?” she asked, lifting it up, examining it. “Woah, it’s kinda trippy,” she said turning what appeared to be some kind of die around in her talon. On the inside seemed to be a starry night sky.

“Let me see,” Jason said, holding his hand out. Dash obliged, tossing the die to him. He looked it over, rubbing his chin. “Weird...” he said with a shrug, tossing it over his shoulder, not thinking much of it.

It rolled on the ground for a bit, and when it stopped, a portal opened up where the die was. Out from the die came a black figure, dressed in black. Said figure appeared to be a changeling, wearing a black hoodie and black jeans. It appeared to have a metallic front right leg.

“Ow.” The figure said. “Always when I least expect it. Why must people summon me on my vacation?” The figure looked around for a bit, before finally setting its eyes on Jason. “Wait a second. Jason? Is that you buddy? It’s me, Dox!”

Jason just stared at the figure, looking utterly confused. “Who?” he asked, blinking a few times.

“You don’t remember me?” The figure named Dox asked. “I summoned you so long ago and-” Dox looked down at himself. “Oh, well that’s why. No wonder you don’t remember me, among things, this isn’t even my original form. One second.” With that, Dox started to shift to an upright stance, and his body started changing. His front legs turned into arms, and all of his limbs extended. When the shift was done, there stood a pale skinned humanoid with pointy ears and white hair. One of his eyes was green, the other was mechanical. “See? It’s me, Dox!”

“Oh yeah!” Jason said snapping his fingers, “The D&D guy!”

“Yep, that’s me!” Dox said. “Glad to see you finally found my token! How’s it been going?”

“Insane, but you know thats just my life.” Jason said nodding, “Oh yeah, this is Celestia and Rainbow Dash.”

“Sup?” Dash asked, waving a talon at Dox.

“Whoa! What happened to you?” Dox asked surprisingly at Dash. “What happened to your legs?! Some kind of flying accident or something?”

Dash opened her mouth to reply before Celestia cut her off, “Perhaps we should wait until we are off the mountain before we talk? Poor Rainbow Dash looks like she’s about to become a pegasicle.”

“That was just terrible,” Jason groaned, shaking his head.

“I agree with Jason.” Dox said. “But you’re right. Anywhere in particular that you have in mind? I could probably just teleport us if I know the spot.”

“Everfree castle,” Jason said, looking at Dox, “Best place for this anyway.”

“Sounds good to me.” Dox said. “Now, if everyone could get a little closer.” They nodded, doing so. “Perfect. Let’s go!” The group burst into shadowstuff and disappeared from the mountain, only to reappear inside the Everfree castle. “And there we…. Holy crap. This place is amazing! It looks like a changeling hive!”

“It is a changeling hive,” Jason said, getting to his feet, brushing himself off, “It’s my hive.”

“Your hive?!” Dox said in surprise. “Wow, a lot has happened with you since I saw you last. What’s next, you’re gonna tell me you got married? That’d make my day.”

“Thats exactly what he did,” Chrysalis spoke up from her throne, eyebrow raised, “Welcome to Valhalla, I am Empress Chrysalis. I see you have already met my husband.”

“Wow, you married Chrysalis. But, uh, what’s up with her wings?” Dox asked, stifling some chuckles. “They’re… so different from what I’m used to.”

“Did you not hear me?” Chrysalis asked with a hiss, “I am EMPRESS!”

“I’m sorry, it’s just…” Dox started, barely holding in his laughter. “I’m just really not used to the wings. And Empress? When did you get a promotion?” At that point, Dox broke out laughing.

“She got it when all but three of the other queens decided to follow her rule,” Jason said, looking down at Dox, clearly not amused.

“Alright, great.” Dox said, ceasing his laughter. “Sorry, it’s just that it’s so different. Wow. Ya know, I have to say, good catch with the wife. So, how did you two meet?”

“I saw him in the form of a king and had to make him mine,” Chrysalis said, licking her lips, “Of course, I have to share with Rarity but I don’t mind her.”

“You have Rarity as a wife?” Dox asked Jason. “Again, good job with that. So, how’d the wedding with them go? I have to bet that it was amazing.”

“It did... after we stopped Ansem from eating the world...” Jason said with a sigh, “I really hate that guy.”

“I think I should get make to Canterlot, Slash is probably worrying up a storm,” Celestia lit her horn up before teleporting off in a flash of golden light.

“She doesn’t like to talk about Jay’s wedding,” Dash started, “That jerk Ben really caffs her something fierce.”

“Well… again, sounds like something.” Dox said. “Hey, do you honestly want to talk about it, or…”

“Of course I can talk about it,” Jason said, rolling his eyes, “I’m not sunbutt now am I?”

“Eh, good point.” Dox said. “And watch it with the sunbutt. I’ll have you know I’m in a commitment to my Celestia back home…. as well as six others…”

“That is insane,” Jason said, giving him a flat look, “Way too people for me. I got enough to deal with when it comes to Chrissy and Rares.”

“Yeah, try Celestia, Luna, a pair of changelings, a griffin, a female Blueblood that somehow became a goddess of fertility, and Arbok.” Dox said. “Best part about it all, they all have given birth by now. I’m a daddy! I even got a changeling son! My type of changeling! I named him Loki.”

“Really?” Jason asked with a grin, “Funny you should say that... I’m Loki’s great-grandson. Hel is my grandmother.”

“Your entire family is weird Jay,” Dash said, frowning a little, “I mean your uncle is a freaking wolf!”

“Fenrir?” Dox asked. “Dude! You have to introduce me! I love norse mythology! To hear all of this being real here, I just have to meet them!”

“We are not going to Niflheim,”’ Jason said sternly, “That place is for the dead only.”

“Darn.” Dox said. “Well, that’s okay. But anyways, I have to ask you, how did you do the wedding? Like, how did it work out? I only know how weddings between two people work, and I’m marrying seven.”

“We said our vows and then kissed each other,” Chrysalis spoke up, trotting over to the group, ‘Like this.” She grabbed Jason’s head, pulling him into a long passionate kiss, winking at Dox.

“This is why it’s just me and Gilda,” Dash snorted. “You guys are a bunch of crazy ponies!”

“Hey, it’s just love.” Dox said, staring at the two lovers. “Honestly, I congratulate you two. Well, three, but Rarity isn’t here right now, is she?”

“Oh, she’s down with the larva,” Chrysalis said, pulling away from Jason, “She insists on making them clothes. I have no idea why but, if it keeps her busy.” She ended with a shrug.

“Well, she is who she is, and you married her.” Dox said. “Back to the whole wedding thing, I have a few things to address about it, but first and foremost, you three are invited!”

“I suppose we could go...” Chrysalis said, rubbing her chin, “The larva should be okay under Pupa’s watch...”

“That’s great!” Dox said. “So, anyways, about the whole wedding business. What should I expect? Among things, Cadence is coming to do the ceremony, so yeah.”

“We had her do ours as well,” Jason said with a nod, “Also, expect to be as nervous as hell. I know I was, and I just had to marry two people.”

“Well, I was fine when we originally scheduled it.” Dox said. “Then I almost got assassinated. Apparently I ticked off some people in another dimension, and they found a way to get to me. Now I’m just worried that they’ll crash my wedding.”

“Oh I know that feeling,” Jason said with a shake of his head, “Come on, let’s go into town, better than just standing around here anyway.” Jason moved out of the throne room, the guards saluting him as he passed.

“Right behind you!” Dox called as he moved to follow. The group moved out of the castle, crossing the bridge into town.

“Well, welcome to Valhalla,” Jason said, gesturing toward the town, which had an equal number of ponies and changelings moving out.

“Wow. Impressive.” Dox said. “Hold up, are those changelings and ponies working together? Dude, nice achievement. I did that for another world, and I really want to do it for mine, but I haven’t been able to find the changelings yet.”

“I try,” Jason said with a smile, moving toward the local pub. “Oh yeah! Hey, you!” he called over to a drone. The drone stopped, giving him its full attention. “Let Maud and Twilight know I want to see them later.” The drone nodded, quickly buzzing off to pass on the message.

“Dude. Nice.” Dox said. “So, how’s this city going? Like, how did it get founded, you just decide to make it, or are you honoring some family?”

“Well...” Jason said, rubbing the back of his neck, “See, Chrysalis surrendered her hive to Celestia and Celly gave her the castle. Then uh... Don made Fenrir a zombie and he broke Canterlot mountain. Most of the nobles moved here and started to rebuild the town.”

“Dang.” Dox said. “Sounds like quite a tale. But, quick question, who the hell is Don? He a Displaced? So far, I only know of a bunch of good people, haven’t met anyone that acted like how you said. Well, Asphyxious might have, but he’s a good guy.”

“Yeah he’s a Displaced,” Jason nodded, taking a seat in a booth, “You ever meet him, summon me so I cut his heart out.”

“Dude, harsh much?” Dox said. “Eh, I’m not one to talk. I’ve broken horrible people's’ souls. I’ll keep an eye out, man. Heh, who knows, he might just summon me one day just to try and recruit me to get at you. Good thing I have your token on hand.”

“Can we not talk about all the multiverse insanity that goes on?” Chrysalis asked, taking a seat next to Jason, “Like when is Dash going to be due?”

Dash just stared at Chrysalis, her mouth flopping open and closed like a fish.

“Actually, that reminds me.” Dox said. “What happened to you, Dash? Why are your legs mechanical?”

“T-they got cut off,” Dash said, snapping out of her funk, giving Chrysalis a glare. The empress just smirked, snickering a little.

“Wow, sounds rough.” Dox said. “Reminds me of myself, actually. Here, let me show you.” Dox rolled up his right sleeve to reveal his mechanical arm. “It’s pretty cool, right? I bought it from Hyperion. Also got this cool eye to help make it work.”

“Jason and Twilight made these for me, called them magitech,” Dash explained, flexing her talons this way and that.

“Cool.” Dox said. “Can it do this, though?” His hand morphed away, revealing what looked to be the barrel for some kind of cannon. He aimed said ‘arm cannon’ at a nearby tree and fired, landing an explosive shot on the tree that sent splinters everywhere. “Woops. Forgot I had it set like that.”

“No,” Dash said with a frown, “But I am the living Bifrost!” she declared, causing both Chrysalis and Jason to roll their eyes at her.

“The Bifrost?” Dox said. “You have to be kidding, right? There’s no way someone can just be the Bifrost.”

Dash just smirked before bolting off into the sky. In ten seconds flat, she fired off a rainbow, opening up another portal. “Told ya so.” She dropped back into her seat, the portal closing up a few moments later.

“Whoa.” Dox said. “That’s awesome. But it does kind of bring up the question. What realm are we in? Last time I checked, the Bifrost was in Asgard.”

“This is Asgard,” Jason answered quickly, “Ragnarok already happened, several million years ago.”

“Well damn.” Dox said. “Sounds pretty epic.”

“Probably was,” Jason said with a shrug, “I wasn’t there to know.”

“Darn, you missed out.” Dox said. “Ya know, I just remembered, you summoned me. Anything you wanted?”

“I didn’t even know that thing was your token,” Jason admitted with a shrug.

“Really?” Dox said in a saddened tone. “Darn. Ya know, that’s what I’ve been getting recently, people who don’t know that my token is, well, my token. But still, since I’m here, anything you have going on that could use some help?”

“Not really,” Jason said, shaking his head, “Well there is one thing but... it might not work anyway...”

“Well hey, why don’t you tell me anyways.” Dox said. “I could probably help with whatever it is. I mean, I have learned a few spells recently that allow me to go through realms. Like a spell simply called Gate! I tested it out the other day, opened a portal to my original Earth, closed it, then tried a plane called the Nine Hells, closed that one too. Trust me, I’m not ready to go there yet.”

“I was planning a permanent portal system between the realms... or most of them anyway. We just sealed Muspelheim off and we’re going to do the same to Svartalfheim soon as well.”

“Well, I could probably make something similar to an item I have.” Dox said, opening up what seemed to be a hole in space-time. He pulled out a red orb that had a ton of runes on it. “This thing is what normally lets me get around. I could probably just make something similar by taking another orb and infusing it with the Gate spell. It’d make things really simple…. But let’s hear your plan first, ‘cause I don’t really know if what I said is possible.”

“Well, I’d be stealing an idea from Ben 10 but,” Jason started, “We make archs out of quartz crystal and have Dash fly through them. They should absorb some of her energy and act as permanent gateways.”

“Sounds pretty solid.” Dox said. “But?”

“I have no idea if it will work,” Jason admitted.

“Ah, alright then.” Dox said. “Well, we could try a combination of plans. I’m not sure if it’d work, myself, but hey, a plan’s a plan’s a plan.”

“We’ll wait until Maud and Twilight show up,” Jason said, ordering them some drinks.

“Alright then.” Dox said. “Hey, ya mind if I explore the town a little while we wait?”

“Go ahead, just don’t break anything,” Jason said, sipping at his drink.

“No promises!” Dox called as he walked away.

After Maud and Twilight showed up, everyone went to go find Dox. The group walked to the center of town to find Dox…. playing a trumpet… no, five trumpets, six trombones, eight saxes of various types, a piano, a guitar, a drum set, and a bass. The tune he was playing sounded like jazz, but how he was doing it was the real question. He didn’t even stop until Jason prodded the bass playing copy of Dox on the shoulder, which caused him to stop playing, and the rest of the band to simply poof into nothingness.

“Oh, hey Jason.” Dox said nonchalantly as his bass poofed into shadowstuff and disappeared. “What’s up?”

“The hell are you doing?” Jason asked, looking at him with a raised eyebrow.

“Playing jazz?” Dox said. “What, you don’t like jazz? I have other songs I could play if you don’t.”

Jason just shook his head, sighing a little. “Anyway, this is Maud and Twilight.”

“Hello,” Maud said boredly, blinking at Dox.

“It’s always nice to meet new Displaced!” Twilight chirped with a smile.

“Hi girls.” Dox said. “It’s nice to see this world’s version of you two.”

Maud just blinked, rather unimpressed by that comment.

“Come on, we should get to Maud’s workshop, then we can do whatever this crazy plan entails.” Jason said, starting to move away.

“Alright, lead the way.” Dox said.

They moved through the town, with many of the nobles giving Dox odd looks. Jason just ignored them, leading the group into Maud’s workshop, which was one of the bigger buildings in town. Its interior was covered in various instruments and rock samples and had a very earthy feel to it.

“Dude, this place is amazing.” Dox said. “Makes me think of the dwarves back home.”

“Your world has dwarves?” Jason asked, taking a seat as Maud moved about the room, gathering various objects they’d need.

“Yeah, I mean, it’s one of the quintessential parts of D&D.” Dox said. “I mean, seriously. They’re amazing. Also found some special elves who can make this special magical ingot that’s unique to them, but I digress. Have you found dwarves yet?”

“Yeah, we just got back from a trip to Nidavellir,” Jason explained, “Celestia wants to open up trade and I needed to get my armor repaired after Surt nearly wrecked it.”

“Sounds rough.” Dox said. “Well, my dwarves live… well, around Canterlot Castle, I guess. Although, they mainly live in the mountain. Kinda helped find an ancient city of theirs.”

“I see,” Jason said with a nod, watching as Maud trotted over, placing a large chunk of quartz on the table.

“That should be big enough for a test,” Maud said, taking a seat looking at Rainbow Dash.

“So what? Do I just pick it up and make it happen?” Dash asked, lifting it up, being careful not to damage the shard with her talons.

“I suppose you should go make a portal while holding it,” Twilight asked, about to say more when Dash bolted out of the building. “I really wish she would stop doing that...”

Dash came back in not a few minutes later, clutching the shard in her talons. It crackled with energy, every so often shimmering with a rainbow light.

“Cool, so, we have that.” Dox said. “Now, how are you going to use this, again?”

“We have to see if it’ll work first,” Twilight said, carefully levitating the shard out of Dash’s grasp. She sent a pulse of magic into it, nearly dropping it when a small portal opened up around it. ‘Well, at least it didn’t explode..”

“Hey, it worked, didn’t it?” Dox said. “I say we go full scale and see what happens. And hey, if it doesn’t work, we can go to plan b.”

“Thats going to take a while,”Jason said, shaking his head, “We have to get enough of this for a whole portal, then have Maud get it into an arch, then we have to get everything set up to make an arch on the other side. This is going to take weeks, if not months to do and I get the feeling you don’t want to be here that long.”

“Well, yeah.” Dox said. “My to-be wives have all given birth recently, and I’d like to get back to them. Listen, I think I have a much faster way to do this. Where’s the quartz deposits, and where do you want the arch?”

“Maud can tell you where the deposits are but the arch, the arch has to go on the exact point I first arrived on Equestria,” Jason said, “It’s where the veil between here and Earth is weakest.”

“Alright, well, you can show me where that is after we get the quartz.” Dox said. “Maud, please lead the way!”

Maud nodded, getting off her chair, heading out the door without a word, Dox and the others following close behind.

“Wow, that’s a lot of quartz.” Dox said, eyeing the massive deposit that Maud had led everyone to. “Alright, stand back, I’m still not as close to perfect as I’d like with this power.” The others obliged, and Dox walked up until he was a good fifteen feet away from the deposit, then held up a hand. The mine that they were all standing in started shaking, and cracks started to appear on the large deposit of quartz. Just as it started, it stopped. Dox turned around towards the others, who had retreated to the entrance of the mine. “Alright, now where do we want this?!” He called from his spot near the quartz.

“Hold up,” Jason said, shifting into Hodgepodge. Hodge snapped his fingers, teleporting all of them, including the quartz, to a rather secluded part of the Everfree.

“Here we are!” Hodge declared, “Just set everything down and Mud and me will get everything ready.”

“It’s Maud.”

“I’ve heard it both ways.”

“You have not heard it both ways!” Dash shouted before blinking, “Why the hay did I say that?”

“Oh it’s just me trolling,” Hodge said, patting her head, “Hopefully, someone gets that reference.”

“I do.” Dox said. “And if you just need an arch, I think I can do you guys one better. You do just need an arch, right?”

“Well duh,” Hodge said, rolling his eyes, “I mean really, must your author write you so thick headed?”

“Yeah, leave the fourth wall alone, please.” Dox said. “Alright, so like I said earlier, I need you guys to stand back.” Dox turned back towards the massive block of quartz that used to be in the mine, and raised a hand to it again. The quartz started levitating off the ground. “Alright, now, where does the center of the arch need to be? It’ll make it easier for me to do this right if I can get it in the correct spot.”

“There,” Hodge pointed, floating around Dox, munching on a pineapple.

“Alright, here we go then.” Dox said, levitating the massive quartz block in place. He raised his other hand and clenched his fists. The quartz started reacting to him, starting to shift about and take the shape of a simple arch ever so slowly. When it was finally completed, Dox collapsed to the ground, panting. “That… was… hard.… How does Kat do things like this so easily?”

“Because all of DJ’s characters are Op as hell,” Hodge said, tossing a strange fruit to Dox, “Ever watch DBZ?”

“Yeah.” Dox said, catching the fruit and taking a bite from it. “This from it?”

“It’s a fruit from the Tree of Might, curtesy of Majin Buu,” Hodge started, “It doubles the power level of whomever eats it.”

“And you’re talking about making people OP.” Dox said. “Honestly, I don’t really feel any different.”

“Give it a minute.”

Dox started floating off the ground. “THE HELL?! AGAIN?!”

“Ohhh~ this is new!” Hodge said, rubbing his hands together.

“I CAN’T FIX MY GRAVITY!” Dox yelled at Hodgepodge as he started to spin in the air. “FIX ME!” Just as Dox said that, the others started to gingerly float off the ground too. “AND FIX THEM!”

“Only if you get me to say my name backwards.”

“Or I make you a super magnet.”

“Oh you’re no fun.” Hodge pouted, snapping his fingers and returning everyone to normal.

“Making a mental note, work on gravity powers when I get home.” Dox said. “Alright, so, back to the whole arch thing. And could you PLEASE shift back to normal?!”

“I am normal.” Hodge pouted. “I mean really, haven’t you realized that I’m not Jason?”

“Yes!” Dox snapped. “I’m asking if you could please turn back INTO Jason before I get a migraine. I’ve had to deal with enough chaos thanks to that one day when I summoned Vaga, I don’t need you adding more.”

“Fine! I know when I’m not wanted!” Hodge shouted, tapping the Omnitrix and reverting back to Jason.

“Migraine averted.” Dox said. “So, Jason, what now?”

“I have to talk to Celestia about all of this,” Jason said, shaking his head, “Nothing that you’d want to deal with.”

“Hey, I’m gonna be king when I get married.” Dox said. “I’m going to have to deal with things like this, but if you insist that I go, I will.” Dox pulled out the red orb from earlier and opened a portal. “See ya at my wedding, Jason!” Dox then stepped through the portal and was gone, the portal closing behind him.

Dox POV:

I returned to the maternity ward just as I intended to, several minutes later than when I’d left, to see Bluebelle had woke back up and looked a little...I can’t really describe it. She was so beautiful. She was before, but now, it was like everything about her was amplified tenfold, and the serene expression on her face as she beckoned me was so angelic I couldn’t help but move to her bedside and gently take her hand for a kiss. “How’s my beautiful goddess?”

“Tired...fulfilled...and very hungry.” She joked as she grabbed one of her massive tits and drew it to her lips, suckling herself to sate her hunger. It was incredibly hot, yes, but according to Tia and Lulu, it was common practice for lactating mares to even donate or sell their milk, since once they get started, they don’t ever actually stop. Made me cringe when I realized the milk I’d had back home was genuine pony’s milk and not just cow’s milk. “I taste different now...sweeter.”

“Must be the fact you're a fertility goddess. Now I know what it was Vaga did to you. He must’ve put all of his Fertility Aspect into you since Avarice didn’t need it. Why you though, I haven’t a clue, and why a mare when Avarice is a guy, I can’t understand.” I reasoned, only for her to smile knowingly at me and snort gently.

“Fertility isn’t a one-way road hun. It takes two to tango to get one in trouble. You said it yourself; Avarice is a male. That means he’s making his own way now. Vaga didn’t need the other half to be given to him because he would’ve made his own way. Why me though, that I cannot understand.” She then grabbed me in her brilliant light blue aura and dragged me down into a gentle and loving kiss. We were like that for a few minutes before she released me. “But I don’t care. I’ve never been happier than I am now.”

“I’ll be sure to keep making you happier all our days.” I swore, holding her hand between my own as we just looked lovingly in each other’s eyes. “...How are we going to have sex without getting you knocked up?” Bluebelle huffed and giggled as she swatted my hands with her free one.

“I’m not Avarice. It is entirely within the mare’s power whether or not they get pregnant most of the time. We do have a heat cycle, remember? Mares who outright force themselves into heat to conceive out of season isn’t uncommon, and mares who do so without conceiving avoid the madness that happens that time of year. I did just that when we coupled for the first time, and unless you manage to catch me while I’m completely in a rut, you’re not going to get me pregnant Dox...unless I want you to.” She grinned mischievously, making me sweat a bit. “I am Fertility Dox. It’s just natural.”

“...Oh Gog...I have my own Avarice….”

“Yet.” I froze at feeling him right behind me, suddenly sandwiched between him and Blue’s bedside, both of which had the same lecherous and outright perverse expressions as he again leaned over my shoulder. “I’ll have you yet Dox, isn’t that right sis?” Oh, fuck no….

“Oh absolutely brother, he’s a catch.” Damn it Blue! Don’t encourage him!

“Don’t I have a say in this?!”

“No.” They both said factually and I simmered as they laughed and started chatting as if I suddenly wasn’t there, in spite of Avarice practically melding into my back. Damn, sexy sex gods...why won’t they leave me be?

Because you’re me in physical form, and I am all desirable.

Shut up dad!