Man, that Iron Man guy was weird. I’m still wondering how he knew about the DM, even though I never mentioned him. Then again, he did say he practiced under a party pony.

Well, it didn’t matter anyways. If anything, it just meant I had less people to tell about him.

In the meantime, however, I had more pressing matters. I had nothing else to do again, and upon thinking of things to do, I thought of taking the girls all out on either a date, or dates. The issue with the whole thing was planning, and for that, I’d have to get to them and ask them what they’d rather do for a date… If not subtly stalk them. When did I turn into a creeper?

Anyways, off to Canterlot!

I never made it past the front door of the currently ‘under restoration’ Canterlot Castle, which had about half of the building condemned until it was repaired. No, instead I was tackled by the robotic changeling Sapphire, her blue lights and accents shining as she had an eager expression while I was dragged inside. “Oh~ I know that look! Got something kinky planned?” I asked, but wasn’t given a response aside from hearing her gritty artificial and gentle cicada-like purr as she continued to literally drag me through the halls.

About five minutes later, I was blindfolded and feebly tried to resist as I was stripped naked by what sounded and felt like all of my significant others, and then confusingly dressed in something that was both comfortable, yet uncomfortable, and then teleported.

When the blindfold came off, it was revealed that I had been teleported to a restaurant, and a fancy one at that made of marble with golden chandeliers, candelabras, and mahogany tables. Apparently, I had been forcibly taken out on a date by Sapphire. She wasn’t the only one there, though. No, Luna, Celestia, Athena, and Emerald were there alongside Sapphire, all dressed in elegant robes and dresses matching their colors, and for some reason, so was...oh shit. Bluebelle was here too! She was dressed just like Tia, in a very sexy and elegant golden and white robe that matched her perfectly. She looked extremely uncomfortable though, and was crossing her arms over her huge bust as her ears were bent back, her cheeks flushed, and she nervously glanced about.

“Uh, hi girls.” I said. “What’s going on?”

Tia nudged Bluebelle, and she whispered into her ear, getting Blue to blush even harder. “A-Aunties and these three wished to have some nice, quality time with you. And I’m here because...I...have to get used to...this.” Blue uncrossed her arms and lifted up her massive breasts by their bottoms for emphasis, lifting them up to almost her chin, getting me to bristle and Tia to whisper into her ear again, and she promptly stopped in embarrassment. “Sorry...not...used to...ugh….” She sighed and looked away, only to blink and look away as she briskly walked towards a huge table in the corner that was clearly for us.

I was confused, until I looked where she looked and frowned at the openly ogling stallion several tables down, who upon seeing he’d been caught, stopped staring. ‘I know she was a royal ass, but I’m not about to let someone be so objectified.’ Planning to keep an eye out for pervs, I approached the table, but was forced into the corner seat next to a flustered Bluebelle, who being the proverbial...uh...seventh wheel, was put next to me so she couldn’t avoid conversation. “S-so...how’s uh...being a mare?”

“Taxing. These breasts are so prominent, they practically dominate my life currently.” Blue bemoaned, poking one of her chest boulders, getting me to blush and Tia, who was right next to her to whisper again-oh god no. Looking at them, together, like this, made them seem like mother and daughter! No! Bad thoughts! But why did they have to be so sexy! NO! Stop thinking with your dick, Dox! Pull it together! You’re on a date with your loves, which you already have plenty of. “A-auntie!” Blue harshly whispered back, making me wonder what was said to, why was she blush-uh….

Luna, who was next to me, pushed me into Blue, who was pushed into my by Tia, and we were both intimately forced into sharing space, practically cheek-to-cheek, her right chest globe being pressed into my chest, and we were both incredibly flustered. “Um...Blue...I….”

“Aunties, PLEASE let us go.” Blue pleaded, but she shifted too much, and we ended up with our lips pressed to each other, looking into each other’s eyes in shock and confusion. Why were her lips so soft? It took us several moments to realize the mischievous diarchs had released us, and we slowly pulled away. “W-what...what just...I….” Blue was clearly as confused as me, and blinked as she rubbed her forehead under her horn. “What was that?”

“That, my niece, is the sensation of responding to the opposite sex. Sorry Dox, but she isn’t going to be getting to change back, whatever did it, made it permanent.” Tia commented, and hugged Blue to her side, pressing their equally-sized bosoms together. “As her mother-figure, I cannot let her be so disadvantaged in her prime. She needs heirs after all.”

“H-heirs?!” Both I and Blue squeaked with furious blushes, and we both looked at each other in a mixture of revulsion, and slight curiosity. “With Him/Her?!”

“Why not? After all you are...compatible.” Luna said to me huskily, and she grabbed my hand, and put it to her abdomen, getting me to gasp as she and all the other girls save Blue beamed at me. “You thought we wouldn’t be able to tell? I haven’t craved meat in centuries.”

“Wow.” I said. “But seriously, why are you trying to set me with Blue? We already have a huge thing with all of us!”

“This is nothing!” Sapphire blurted out in laughter, her slightly mechanical tone chirping and lilting. “You have no idea! I’ve seen a cloister of drones with over seventeen participants! All devoted! It was such a mess to clean up later when they spontaneously erupted into an orgy one day~.”

“Saph, why did you have to mention that? That was such an embarrassing thing to say, even if neither of us were part of it.” Emerald chastised softly, before looking me in the eyes from her position across the table. “At least for us changelings, we can end up having massive communal relationships, ponies are known to herd with up to ten members sometimes, and griffons still have prides.”

“One male, several females is the rule then.” Athena informed, blitzing her glass of wine without a care, her systems would protect the cub’s egg from harmful intake. “I personally don’t see the issue. Bend her over right here little brother, give us a show.” Athena grinned, and the mares all save Blue burst into laughter, the rest of the restaurant respectfully ignoring them since the corner was warded with a muffling charm I could sense really going to work right now.

I meanwhile, blushed at the joke. “You girls… You girls are weird in your humor sometimes.”

“You don’t know the half of it.” Blue snorted as she rolled her eyes, grinning at me. “One time, they actually made public fornication legal for a day, just to see if anypony would have the balls to do it. Well...it was an interesting day.” Blue chuckled, her lilting and harmonic voice turning it into a giggle, and I snorted too, imagining such a display.

“Sounds like a real clusterfuck.” I said, laughing, and Blue joined in along with all the girls. “Okay, okay, so. Aside from trying to get me and Blue to hook up, when we’ve hated each other since we met, what’s up with you all lately? I’ve been kinda swamped with all this bullcrap.”

“To be fair, I only disliked you because you were a threat at the time.” Blue injected, getting me to blink. “To the ‘Order of Things’ that had been established. Well, you’ve already blown it all to hell, literally and figuratively, and a few weeks of basic has beaten some humility into me.” Blue said, smiling at me genuinely. “Ironic, isn’t it? I hated you because you represented something I feared, yet now that it’s happened...I’m...not as lonely, or as outright unhappy as before. I have you to thank for ripping me from my comfort zone. Now I just have to get used to the title of ‘Princess’ Bluebelle.”

“And I’m very proud of you dear.” Tia said warmly to Blue, kissing her on the brow, making Blue perk her ears and beam. Wow...she was beautiful when she was smiling.

“I… I don’t know what to say.” I said. “Ya know, I did kinda hate you when we first met, but only because of your attitude. But it sounds like because of what I did, you became a better pony. To think, you used to be a spoiled brat, now you’re a lot better.”

“I’ve been a right bitch, haven’t I?” Blue asked sadly with a tone of self-depreciation. “I’ll try to avoid that. It’s no way for a Lady to behave. In fact, it’s no way for a Lord to behave either. I’m ashamed. I hope you’ll accept my apologies.” Blue stated as she grasped my hand, and brought it up to her face to kiss my knuckles. Wow...she’s sincere.

“Well, since you put it that way…” I said. I quickly wrapped my arms around Bluebelle and brought her in for a hug, followed by a quick kiss to her lips before I let go of her. “Apology accepted.” Blue was frozen, until her face lit up with a fierce blush, and she fainted into Tia’s side. That was...surprisingly Rarity of her to do. “Alright then, since Blue’s all conked out, what’s on the menu?”

“I’ve...already prepared an order for you, but knowing your ravenous appetite, feel free to order anything else you might like.” Tia said to me as she picked up her menu, the others following suit. The three mechanical girls gladly imbibed their red wines, but the two goddesses avoided any liquor, instead they were drinking tea with the scent of fruits to it.

“Alright then.” I said, somewhat surprised and confused. I reached out for the wine glass, knowing it was fine for me since I wasn’t pregnant or anything, and I’m apparently 218 instead of 18...wait hold on. “Hey, Emerald, what happened to the eggs?” The sudden serious topic caught everyone by surprise, but Emerald and Sapphire were glad he’d asked.

“They’re fine, thank Faust. Luna and Tia found them in a bag in the death-grip of one of the griffons your explosion killed...a-along w-with…me....” Emerald froze, realizing she shouldn’t have said that.

“I...I killed you?” I asked, feeling absolutely destroyed. I knew she’d died, but I didn’t realize it was me who did it. I could feel my heart shatter, and my mood plummet. I felt like I didn’t deserve her anymore, like I didn’t even deserve to live anymore. She was one of my lovers, one of the ones that I would do anything for…. And in the end, it was me that had killed her, not the griffons.

“Don’t you dare!” Sapphire screamed, and I flinched, as she hovered over the table, her translucent wings not even moving, instead the ‘veins’ shined blue and she just hovered there. “You weren’t in control! B-before I...I left. Before I was yanked away by that fucking black hole that’s the ether, I saw you lose it. You went mad with such rage. You weren’t at fault. You just accept it happened, and we’re still here, BECAUSE of you and your friends.” She then flicked my forehead, getting me to shout in pain of the black metal armored digit almost cracking my skull. “You’re stuck with us. Wanted or not.”

“I… I….” I struggled to say. “I… Thank you.”

“No prob. But you have to visit our nests and feed our little ones some love. You’re their daddy. You need to remember that.” Sapphire suddenly became oddly gentle in tone and demeanor, before roughly grabbing my face, and pulling me up for a searing kiss, and then dropping me back into my seat. “Find some contraceptive spell or something, I want some of that.” Sapphire said, pointing to my groin, and she’s back folks.

She then hovered back over to her seat on the other side of Luna, and the appetizers arrived.

Oh~ gosh this place is awesome! The salads were crisp and moist, they even served meat here! I was given an order of sea bass I asked for, and told my steak would be along shortly. I thought cows were sentient here?

Not all of them. Most of them are no more intelligent than base animals. Not even worlds like this can avoid the simpler creatures. At least with what I did, the sentient ones are instantly distinguishable from the non-sentients since they’re anthros too.

Well, thank you DM for telling me. Now I can put my fears of eating sentient life to rest. I am not a cannibal today! Unlike Avarice...who insists cannibalism is the tits.

I wouldn’t say that so soon.

Wait, what?

You’ll find out soon enough, but know this ‘Do Not Panic’. It’s tradition.

The fuck is that supposed to mean? Oh well, I have a slice of cake to eat! It wasn’t here yet, but I was promised by the waiter it was to die for. Why he insisted it was so great I don’t know. But this steak! Oh! It must’ve been taken from the hock. It was so tough, but juicy and flavorful! I didn’t even need to use any dressing! “S-so, how do I, uh, it taste?”

“Amazing! It’s tough, meaning the beautiful creature this came from had strong muscles, it’s juicy, cooked medium rare, just the way I love it, and the flavor, oh gosh, so good, I don’t even mind chewing a bit harder thanks to the generous amount of compressed fat in it giving it so much taste.” I gushed, so pleased with my meal, and not even really noticing every praise made Tia blush brighter, especially when the small cake arrived and was passed to me.

“I-I am so pleased you find my hock so succulent.” What. “It was excruciatingly painful, having that doctor cut out a sizable section of the back of my left hock for you, and then using that insane doctor’s healing tool to regenerate it. I am so pleased. I had feared you might find me distasteful, or too fat….”

“.....” I failed to speak. My jaw would not move up and words would not come out. Ya know, you would have thought I should have come to expect crazy shit like this by now, but no. No, this was somewhat of a fear of mine, and I was struggling not to puke and or panic.

Calm, slow breaths. Do not, panic. You’ll be doing her the greatest of insults if you do.

Hey! You shut up! You weren’t the one who just ate a chunk of your lover’s thigh! As delicious as it is, it’s still crazy! Why am I sucking on it? WHY does she taste so good?!

Keep. Chewing. You’re eating the part of the thigh just beneath where her cutie mark was. This is one of THE, most important parts of alicorn courtship. She would’ve regenerated it back anyway, but fact is she literally cut a part of herself out for you. It’s to endear the fact she is willing to give everything of herself to you. Alicorns live eternally unless they are murdered or choose to die, so it is very important you let her know this isn’t just a passing fancy.

Wow, alright then.

“Dox? Dox?” Celestia asked in concern. “D-do you not like me?”

“Y-yes! I love you! You’re so good to me.” She seemed to take that as however she would, while I didn’t lie, I didn’t exactly say the truth either. ‘Oh gosh, oh gosh.’ The piece in my mouth gushed with succulent and delicious juices in a clenched bite. ‘WHY does she have to taste so good? Oh gosh.’ I put on a fake grin, trying not to moan from the flavor, while also trying not to panic from the fact that, yes, I am Avarice right now basically. He’d be savoring this openly if he knew it was part of her, I just know it. “So, uh, Athena. How are you doing?” I asked, trying to change the subject as I finished the Celestia ‘steak’ and moved on to the cake as Blue, who had woken back up during the appetizer leaned over to whisper.

“You’re doing fine.” Thanks Blue, so need some moral support right now.

“Oh I’m doing wonderful. The egg’s growing just fine too.” Athena didn’t notice what she’d said until she paused in lifting a bite of steak to her beak at all the girls gawking at her. “Uh...I’m betrothed?”

“To whom?!” Luna asked, slipping back into the royal we tone. And promptly grabbed my groin, getting me to jump and hiss. “Dox...hath thee given in to thy base desires? We knew the griffoness was in the herd, but we were...unaware of this development.” Luna squeezed my junk, making me hiss as my eyes bugged out, and Blue, being a former male, cringed as she put her hands to her groin, feeling a phantom pain of sympathy for me.

“You’re crushing my balls, Luna!” I squealed, my pitch gradually rising as she continued to squeeze harder. “If you’d let go, I could explain myself. So if you could please let go before you geld me, that’d be real nice!” She let go of my balls, but she grabbed my dick and tugged, both hurting and arousing me.

“This isn’t yours anymore. It’s OURS. Remember that.” Luna hissed, gesturing with the shoulder of her wing towards all the others at the table, before she thankfully let me go. “Explain. Thy hast just consumed the flesh of mine sister and consented to consuming it entirely upon finding out, so we know thine devotion is true. But why is it just now that we hear of thy betrothment to thy second-newest mate.”

“Auntie!” Blue blurted out, blushing, still all confused about the matter, but I couldn’t think about that right now.

“Sorry!” I exclaimed. “It was honestly an accident! I just gave her something, and I didn’t know that it meant that I was proposing to her!”

“Oh! It was so romantic!” Athena gushed, waving a talon to mime fanning herself as she popped some buttons on her dress to expose more of her heaving cleavage, probably to actually vent some heat like a real living being. “He and I fought a great monster, and when we were nearly slain, Jack let loose a great laser from the moon to slay it.”

“Oh yes, we remember that, it sent us into such a powerful orgasm we’d blacked out for several minutes.” Luna admitted, gesturing for Athena to continue as I gawked. Jack’s Moonshots cause Luna to get off? Whoa.

“Anyways, I gave her part of the loot.” I said. “It was a weapon-”

“The Conference Call~!” Athena crowed as if she was in the throes of pleasure, and reached into her cleavage before pulling out a digistructing shotgun which was said Conference Call. “Oh~! He handed it to me, so readily, not caring for it’s rarity if it would make me happy. I lunged and made hot, wet, soaking in a hot-spring sex to him for hours!” Athena panted, looking at me hungrily and the other girls all grinned, no longer feeling vexed about her being first. “Bed, after dinner. ALL of us.”

“Yeah, that ‘hot-spring’ was a Gamma Pool.” I said. “It’s kinda what gave me the magnetism and the gravity powers-.”

“Which Kat had so thoroughly instructed you in the use of for more pleasurable pursuits. And considering a few forms you took with Sister and I...we know you CAN do ALL of us...at once.” Luna huskily breathed, and I sank into my soft, velvety bench seat nervously, as all of them looked at me hungrily, they were all getting some tonight, and I had no choice, and from how Blue was blushing, and Tia had her arm hooked with her own, she didn’t either.

As I resigned myself to my future fate, I dug further into the cake.

“Wow! This is really good cake!” I exclaimed. “What’s in it?”

“Mine and Luna’s breastmilk, my cum, and some of my ether hair. I’m told by the chefs, quite embarrassingly, that my milk and hair make exquisitely delicious cakes. The cum however is part of the tradition, so I’m glad it didn’t spoil the flavor.” I...I would be more freaked out, but considering I spent a huge amount of time of that 30 hour long snu-snu eating her and her sister out, I can’t claim to be too disgusted by this, just slightly less disturbed than the meat...oh no, there I go, I want more of it. Bad Dox! No eating your lovers! You’re not Avarice!

“Well, why anyway?” I asked as I took another bite of the cake, and blinked. Oh...there was the cum. Tangy, like I remember. A little citrusy to be honest.

“While I may have been possessed, I was still in some way at fault. I had to let you know the depth of my sincerity and the level of my devotion to you. Luna has already proven herself, I had to still. And while I could have aided you in some other way, with myself in my...current condition, I couldn’t chance the foal once I’d realized I was with foal. And so, I took the safest route, and that was to give of my body to you in a form of complete submission. I am yours Dox. I shall do anything you desire, even...make you my king.” Tia leaned over Blue, her breasts wrestling with Blue’s as she rose over and kissed my brow, and she sat back down.

“I… I…. I…. I….” It was all I managed to get out. The once proud and dominant ruler, goddess of the sun, Celestia, was now completely submissive and offering me the throne at her side. To say my brain wasn’t able to process things at this point would have been like saying that clouds are made of water, or that fish swim.

“We have discussed this at length with Sister and your other lovers aside from Athena, and we have decided to wed you.” Luna then turned my face to her, and kissed me on the brow as well. “You will be both our king, lover, sire of our children, and protector of our realm. You didn’t think you would get away from such a strong chain if these sorts of things had conspired us to come together.” Luna then nuzzled me, and gestured to the other sisters, who were humming their soft cicada tones in happiness, and Athena was glad to put away the CC and sigh happily.

“Well...don’t I feel left out.” Bluebelle joked, getting me to snap out of my daze and look at the new mare who used to be an utter bastard, but was content with her new life and was, oddly, the only mortal at the table. “Here I am, a princess in name only, being stuck between you all like I’m something special.” Oh, gosh, such self-depreciation. I can’t let this slide.

I picked her chin up, and looked her in the eyes. “You are special. Everyone is. Never doubt yourself again Blue. You might’ve been an ass, but so far, and so soon; you’re proving to be a great pony. If THEY-.” I gestured to all the rest. “-Are going to force you into this, I’m giving you an out. You don’t have to be here.”

“...As nice as that is of you...Auntie is right. I need an heir, I’m at the age where I should already have one for Faust’s sake, but no, I dilly-dallied and now I’m a nearly middle-aged mare who needs to birth a colt. Fast.” Wait, what? Middle aged?! She doesn’t seem older than twenty! “And...I’d rather it be you, considering who you are...than some stuffed-shirt idiot like I used to be. If I’m going to have to do this...I’d rather do it with someone I know won’t take advantage of me. Especially since you’re already going to the top, you’ve nothing to gain from having me….”

“...Yes I do.” I countered, bringing her into a surprise hug. “C’mon everyone...let’s finish up and…*gulp* h-head home.”

I saw Emerald drop a generous amount of bits on the table, and then I felt the familiar tingle of someone else’s magic. The next thing I knew, I was being teleported onto Luna’s now humongous bed and being stripped.

I stared at the ceiling, surrounded on all sides and above and under me by naked, spent females. I was laying on Tia, her enormous breasts serving as plush pillows for my head. Bluebelle was actually on top of me, sandwiching me between her own massive tits and her aunt’s, she’d actually conked out after our last go and I was still in her, too tired to get her off of me, she snored cutely into her own boobs, using them as pillows against my chest and just out of reach of my face. Luna was spooning her sister on her left, Athena on Tia’s right, and the changeling sisters were both curled together at the foot of the bed.

‘I just had a seven-way with six super sexy women all at once...as a tentacle monster.’ ...I’m awesome.

That’s my child.

Oh, thanks for not butting in earlier, and helping me not freak out about eating a piece of Celestia.

You may not think it, I may not say it, but you are my child. I am still new to the concept, but I suppose the fact is, you can’t just dismiss your child if you’re going to be involved in their lives.

Hey...who was my mom?

The DM just laughed at that, not responding in any other way.

I’m...just going to drop that. Well...today was eventful. Jacob, the concert, the dinner, and now, an obviously impregnated LAST member of my herd. Just gotta figure out when the wedding is, and find out about the horrors that are a coronation wedding as a result, and also how screwed I am. I can’t just run about when I’m King...can I? Eh...later. I’m tired….

The night was quiet, silent, nothing was amiss, for once in a long time. I slept well, and without fear.

Author's Notes:

Wow, what a fun chapter. I had a TON of help with it, so thanks to GameJunkie7 for all the help, seeing as I'm awkward as hell when it comes to romance.

Anyways, I'm Music Mod, it's past midnight for me, and I have school tomorrow.
G'night everyone!