I walked through the portal, ending up back in my world with the two newly robotic changeling mares and one robotic griffoness who was happy to have a real body. The only cons I could see to this were that I lost my Runic Portal Matrix and my clothes. Hey, at least I’d get those back.

A few seconds after walking through the portal, I stepped on some metal. Looking down at it, I recognized it as my sword. So that’s why Yngve gave me his. My sword was completely destroyed, it was nothing but blackened metal now. There must have been some kind of fire….

Or an explosion. I mean, looking around, a fourth of the castle is now missing! Holy crap! Now I really wanted to know what happened when I passed out.

“Dox,” Athena said. “Sensors are picking up incoming. There’s two of them…. Wait, scratch that. There’s two, there’s at least eight others close behind them. The eight seem to be chasing the two, and they’re closing in on them.”

“Well, can you tell who the two are?” I asked Athena, picking up the remnants of my sword and putting them into my magic satchel.

“Give me a second,” Athena said. “It’s the princesses. They’re moving quickly, but I don’t think they know that they’re being followed.”

“Damn it!” I yelled. “You three stay here. Athena, guard them. I’ll be back with Luna and Celestia.” I then ran off, leaving Athena to guard the changeling sisters.

I could have sworn I heard one of them ask about how they could do magic now as I ran off, but I didn’t really pay it much mind. I had some other mares to save.

3rd person:

Celestia and Luna ran down the hallways of Canterlot Castle. They had heard the explosion from their teleported destination of the rubble of the Royal Pony Sisters Castle in the Everfree forest. Hell, they had seen it! The devastation was obvious from where they were situated.

After seeing the devastation happen, the sisters immediately teleported back to Canterlot, only to find that they couldn’t teleport directly to their previous position. They were able to make their way to the castle, only to be attacked by a small team of griffons. They only saw four, and they had strange looking daggers. The intent of the miniature strike team was obvious. At seeing them, the sisters opened fire upon them with all of their magical might, only to find their magic useless to the assailants’ blades. As such, they took the only other course of action. They shot at the ground around the assailants and fled into the castle.

After a while of running, they seemed to have lost their would be assassins. They then set their focus on the devastation that had happened in the castle. The sisters went running through to the point of destruction, eager to see what had become of their lover. It did not help that during their run, they felt like they were being watched and followed.

After about ten minutes of running through the castle, they found Dox running full speed at them, bearing a longsword. The sword looked strange and ancient, and it brought concern to them how Dox was wielding it. He was holding the blade like he was preparing to strike someone, and they were the only ones in their path, to their knowledge.

Dox ran straight past them. They heard the sound of metal clashing, then metal cutting metal before the sick sound of a sword cutting through flesh and a body hitting the ground. They turned around to find Dox standing there with a bloody sword, a griffon corpse at his feet. They had been followed! That griffon must have been like the unknown assailants that had killed the changeling sisters!

Dox didn’t stop moving for long. He then swung around with great speed, cutting through another body that the royal sisters hadn’t seen. Then another, and another, and another! By the time Dox stopped moving, there was eight bodies on the floor, all of them bearing a large and fatal wound of some kind. One had been sliced clean through, another had been partially cut through, its guts spilling out on the floor. The one closest to Dox was missing its face, it’s brain had fallen out, and it’s tongue spasmed for a little before going still.

Dox moved to collect the blades of the fallen griffons before depositing them into a strange hole that he had opened from the air.

It was then the sisters finally noticed what Dox was wearing. He was wearing a thong that appeared to be of Zebra make. It was form fitting and hid nothing to the imagination.

The sisters wings opened with an audible *pomf*, and Dox looked over. He then proceeded to drop the sword he was holding and sheepishly cover his body. There was a noticeable blush on his face.

“Um, hi girls,” he said. “Care to follow me…. and stop looking at my crotch?”

Dox’s POV:

The walk back to where the girls were felt longer than it actually was, the reason being I could feel Luna and Celestia staring at my butt. Damn thong not covering up anything. Why wouldn’t those mares let me have my clothes back? I mean seriously, not cool.

Anyways, we finally made it back to Athena, Emerald, and Sapphire. Athena was holding a Hyperion repeater pistol in one hand, another one holstered at her hip. She appeared to be teaching the girls how to use their new bodies, while staying armed just in case. When she noticed me, she smiled and went back to talking to the girls.

“Um, Dox?” Luna asked. “Who are those three?”

“Those three, girls, are Athena, Emerald, and Sapphire,” I said. Luna and Celestia looked at me strangely. “Listen, I know what you saw. What happened after you guys got teleported changes things, though. Let me explain.”

I proceeded to tell them the tale of how I blacked out, only to wake up to being strapped to a table without any of my limbs, minus my head, attached. When I mentioned how I had been raped, they all appeared to get livid. They only calmed down when I told them that I was saved and taken to safety, as well as treated for my wounds. When I told them about the Zebra mares, they laughed a little, but also took on angry looks. They lost them, again, when I told them of what Avarice and Vagabond had done for me, as well as what F.A.U.S.T. had done to help. They also seemed to light up when I mentioned how Yngve had killed a bunch of the people who kidnapped me.

Come to think of it, I wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for them. I owe them now. They saved my life, and for that, I was grateful.

After telling them the horror story that had only just happened, Sapphire piped up about something on her radar, moving quickly towards us. Athena readied her other pistol, and Emerald and Sapphire appeared to pull out pistols of their own.

When Sapphire announced that the bogey was nearby, the girls opened fire. I could barely see the creature that had come towards us, myself, it was moving so fast. I could only wonder how they were handling with it.

I got my answer when I felt a knife tip pressed against my throat, only for it to cease to be there. I looked down to find a griffon with a bullet wound in its chest. I looked over at the girls to find Emerald to be really happy. Apparently, she was the one who shot it.

I heard breathing from the griffon. I reached down, tossed it’s dagger aside, then picked it up by its neck.

“Who are you?!” I questioned. “Who sent you? Who do you work for?”

The griffon laughed. “Who I am is of no concern,” it responded in a deep voice. “Just know that you’re essence will belong to us! We will become gods!”

“You’re crazy!” I yelled. I pulled out Yngve’s sword and held it to the griffon’s neck. “Tell me who you work for or I’ll kill you.”

“Ha! Go ahead,” the griffon laughed. “I have no qualms with death. I will be honored when I die.”

“Okay then,” I said, putting away the sword, but not letting up my grip on the griffon. I then pulled out the D&D tome and opened it to a random page. It ended up being a page on soul trapping…. and how to torture the victims of it. I then put the book away and pulled out an orichalcum dagger from my magic satchel. I carved a rune on the griffon’s chest, letting him scream out in pain before continuing. “Alright, new deal. Tell me who you work for, and I won’t torture you.”

“Do your worst,” the griffon said, spitting blood onto my face. “I’m not much longer for this world, anyways. Soon I will be dead and my secrets with me.”

“Fine,” I said. “Have it your way.”

I drove the dagger into the griffon’s chest, right where his heart was in the center of the rune I had drawn. He screeched out in pain, trying to grab at the dagger as his life essence faded from his body. I watched as his body visibly shriveled in my grasp, becoming smaller and weaker, until it turned to dust. The dust scattered to the wind, and the dagger I had been holding glowed a sickly green color. I could hear the girls gasp behind me. Obviously, I had scared them with my little show.

“Now,” I said to the dagger that now held the soul of the griffon. “Tell me what I want to know, or I destroy your soul.”

I could hear the griffon’s voice come from the dagger. I didn’t hear it talk, only screeches of terror. Clearly, I had scared it. It kept screaming ‘Die Leucht’ over and over again. I could have sworn I heard that name before. Only after a while did it finally hit me. I could have sworn Vagabond had said something about them. They were the guys who held me captive. But they were in another realm! How did they get here?!

“How did you get here?!” I yelled at the soul in the dagger. Hearing no response, I yelled some more. “Answer me!”

“Portal rods!” it yelled. “That’s all I know! I’m not even sure that’s what they are! That’s all I know! Now please! Release me from this dagger! You’re magic and the metal aren’t reacting we-”

The voice cut off as the dagger shattered like glass. The spell I had used ensured that the soul inside the object would be destroyed along with the object, so I had no doubt the fucker was now gone for good. Served him right, as well as any other Die Leucht bastard that dared to enter this world. The girls started to scold me, but I paid them no mind. I had something else on my brain.

“Die Leucht,” I said. “Well, now I have a target. Now it’s time for revenge.”

No, it’s not, intoned the voice of the DM. Now it’s time you start leveling up, gaining powers.

“But they attacked-”

No buts. I have a quest for you to go do, said the DM. Find the Gamma Pool. It’s in dragon territory. You’ll have to ask Luna and Celestia how to get there, but hurry. I sense something is not right in dragon country.

“Fine,” I said. “But you better keep them safe while I’m gone.”

Just then: Yngve, Hyper Bolic, and a now anthro Solaris appeared from a portal.

Done. Now do as I’ve told you and get going!

The girls told me where dragon country was after freaking out over the sight of their dad. They pointed out how long a trek it was, and how the trains would only take me so far. I told them thanks, told the people that the DM had summoned what to do, and handed Yngve his sword back. For now, he was going to need it more than I was. I had my pistol to help me, instead.

After saying my short goodbyes, I set off for dragon country. Of course, I got some new clothes first. Thank goodness the royal seamstress worked around the clock. Of course, it took a while for her to do her job, considering I was standing there in a thong, a bulge visible due to the fact that my lovers decided to follow me into her office in an attempt to see me undress. I mean, seriously, it’s not like they hadn’t seen it before.

Anyways, I left the castle at about five in the morning, according to Celestia. Aparently, not much time had passed when I entered Avarice’s Equestria, but I digress. I left the castle the same way I always did, by magically turning my outfit into a wingsuit and jumping off a balcony. There was only one deviation in my normal departure, however. That deviation was me using magic to create a jet of flame by my feet, propelling me forward and through the air. I had a long way to go, and air travel was the fastest way I knew how to go.

I arrived in dragon country almost three days later. I had to stop my flight several times so that I could eat, or sleep, or use the bathroom. What? Oh, you sickos out there saying I could have just gone while flying, there’s a thing called common courtesy and another thing called decency!

Anyways, I now stood at a camp just outside of the center of dragon country. Let me tell you, the entire ‘country’ was just a massive volcano. Granted, the volcano did have a bunch of smaller volcanos sprouting from it, all with different types of volcanic biomes around them (I even saw a frosted over volcano), but it was still just one giant volcano. I was near the peak of the main volcano, just on the outer rim of it, in fact. It was hot as hell over here! I started to regret not bringing Yngve’s sword, what with it passively emitting cold.

Now was the time to find that ‘Gamma Pool’ the DM had told me about. Now if only I could find where….

Right in the center of the volcano was a small green speck. I could only see it as a speck, and guess that that was it, because of how massive the volcano was. There was nothing else in the volcano I could see, save for a shrine near the green speck, or what I thought was a shrine. I couldn’t get near it though, it was too hot.

I started scouring through the book for a cold spell, something, ANYTHING to keep me cold. I was able to find a spell. Endure Elements, man am I happy that thing existed. I casted it, and immediately felt better about the area around me. The air didn’t feel uncomfortable anymore, and the ground didn’t burn my feet anymore, even though I was wearing some shoes with some kind of natural rubber insole. Did I forget to mention that seamstress was amazing?

Anyways, I started walking down to the green pool in the center of the volcano.

Did I forget how much it sucks to traverse a volcano? Well, it sucks!

Not only that, but I found an unexpected surprise waiting by the fucking Gamma Pool!

I’ll give you three guesses. No, not a friend. No, not a dragon. No, not some weirdo nerd or fanboy or something like that. You’re all wrong! No, sitting just on the edge of the fucking pool was Tiny motherfucking Tina. Why she was there, I had no clue. Why she was wearing a freaking black hood, I also have no clue. All I did have a clue to, was that she was giving me a crazy look, and I nearly shat myself out of fear because of it.

But Dox, you might be saying, she’s just a kid! What kind of damage could she do? Well, let me tell you, my friend, of a DLC for Borderlands 2 called Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon Keep. It’s a little DLC, pretty fun, adds a nice ending to the story, and it holds the reason why I almost shat myself…..

Throughout the entire fucking DLC….. Tiny Tina was a dungeon master. That little psychopath, that thirteen year old MONSTER was playing dungeon master. That thing, the only creature that is comparable in my mind to the insanity of Krieg the psycho, was a dungeon master.

I am screwed.

“Oh, hello adventurer!” she called out to me. “You’re just in time for the boss fight!”

Well shit. Either she had some DM-ing powers, or she had some kind of trick up her sleeve involving explosives.

Dox, I’m gonna tell you this now, and I’m gonna tell you this once, the DM said.

“What?” I asked the DM.

Run….

Well…. I have now officially pissed my pants.

“Hey! This is my story here!” Tiny Tina said. “Now shut up! Prepare yourself, smelly pants! It’s time you fight the boss! Now, ROLL FOR INITIATIVE BITCHES!”

And with that, and a puff of smoke, she disappeared. The second she left my sight, the ground started shaking, small craters in the volcano around me started spouting lava, and the shrine, which was as large as a small LA building, fell into the volcano. Well shit.

Wait, didn’t Tina say something about bitches? As in plural? As in more than one?!

I looked around frantically, only to find a sheepish looking Athena behind me.

“Damn it, Athena!” I yelled. “I thought I told you to stay back with everyone else!”

“But I’m always used to being with you, or at least a part of you,” she said, giving me an innocently cute look, squeezing her chest and acting like nothing was wrong. “Not to mention, those guys are really easy to give the slip to. I mean, seriously? You put a lovely, young, smart minded little sister-” She took a moment to saunter up to me giving a gentle grope on my jewels. “- with advanced technology under the guard of an ancient Nord, an elf, and an ancient anthropomorphized pony. Emerald and Sapphire may not know how to handle themselves, let alone use their new bodies to the fullest, but I sure as hell do.”

“But you’ve put yourself in a lot of danger!” I yelled, feeling hot in the cheeks and smacking her hand away. “Who knows what Tina just summoned!”

“Actually, I think I do,” Athena stated. “I’ve got a large blip on my sensors. It’s down in the lava, but it’s coming up really fast. It’s also REALLY big.”

“That’s what she said,” I coughed, earning a kiss from Athena.

“Now’s not the time for that,” Athena said, swishing her tail slightly. “No, now we have to deal with….. that….” She pointed behind me.

When I turned around, I pissed myself again, sure enough ruining these pants and these underwear. There, standing before us, was The Warrior, a massive being made of stone and molten lava. The Eridian superweapon stood before us, roaring it’s terrifying roar. This thing was a bitch to kill in Borderlands 2, and that was with extremely good weapons. All we had were Athena with her shield and Vision pistols, and me with a flintlock that happened to have infinite ammo……

In other words: We were screwed.

An inhale of breath was heard from Tiny Tina, as a screen showed in the sky above the boss in question, smiling creepily down at us. “Why haven’t you bitches rolled for Initiative yet? Unless you want it to be an Action RPG, like the game I am MORE than fine with taking away the handicap on your asses. Unless you want my snuggle rockets to be strapped onto?” Showing a couple stuffed animals with bombs in them for us to see....

“Fuck off, you psycho bitch!” I yelled at Tiny Tina, pulling out my flintlock and flipping her off. “Why are you even here?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! You’re not god!”

Dox, I highly advise you NOT aggravate her any more than you already have, the DM stated. She’s being nice, just do as she says, and maybe-

“I can hear you, big scary cloaky pussy!” Tina called out. “Why don’t you come out here and behave like a real player?”

‘Cause that’d destroy reality, and I’d rather not do that, the DM said.

“Alright, fine you big baby,” Tina said. “But I’m done with going easy on you, bitches. No one flips off Tiny Tina and gets away with it!”

“Can you shut up?!” I yelled. “It’s already hard enough down here as is without you two yelling at each other!” I felt Athena clinging behind me with her large shapely robotic griffon body shivering at the conflict.

The view of Tiny Tina on the ‘screen’ scowled at us before snapping her fingers, with snuggle rockets appearing on The Warrior’s back, swiveling towards our direction. “Handicap’s off now, scrubs! We play this boss battle my way!” The screen vanished as it literally LUNGED at us, with Athena pulling us both out of harm’s way as it dove into the lava again.

“Damn it, Tina!” I yelled. “I’m not in the mood for games right now! I have a job to do, and revenge to get! Now piss off and let me do what I came here to do!”

Her voice emanated from around the ‘arena’ with a couple ‘Snuggle Missiles’ being avoided by Athena’s mobility and trying to look every which way. “Scrubs don’t get anything for pissing off the Bunkers and Badasses Bunker Master! Prepare your assholes!” Athena squawked before leaping forward as The Warrior Slammed a massive rock clawed hand down from behind us.

“Oh, fuck off, you!” I yelled at the massive monstrosity before whipping out my flintlock, cocking it, and firing at it’s face. Sad to say, flintlocks were not known for accuracy. The good news was that I hit it, the bad news, it hit it in the arm, where it did almost no damage. Speaking of that, I could have sworn I saw a health bar in my vision. It was weird being able to see its health.

It gave off a ‘livid’ vibe to it slamming a fist down before retreating into the lava as smaller fire based quadruped monsters shot out of the volcano hitting the ground only to uncurl and stomp towards the two of us while throwing up projectile flaming ‘vomit’. “Dox…? Isn’t this the sort of fight Jack dies from?” There was an internal moment of realization, since this could happen, what might happen to Displaced human as Jack? How did Athena know?

“Um, Athena, how did you…” I said. “Never mind. Let’s just focus on- WHOA!” I barely dodged an incoming laser coming out of The Warrior. Man, I nearly forgot that it did that. Cheap move…. Cheap move. Now, what kind of attack could I use to damage this fucker…..

The six sets of eyes narrowed a bit before a clawed forelimb dunked into the Lava pulling out a Rakk, curled into a ball and THREW it at us. “Scrubs will get an EXTRA helping of death!” Following that by a second throw as it looked ready to try blasting us again with it’s mouth beam ‘cannon’ attack, until it’s tail came into view with charged Eridium might, coursing from the tail as a purple slag laser! Seriously?! AGAIN?!

“HIT THE DECK!” I screamed, jumping out of the path of the laser. “CHEAP MOVE TINA! CHEAP MOVE!”

Tina’s voice came through again in a immature tone as The Warrior threw a couple more Rakks to try and get us from that tail slag attack. “I’m not listening to weak scrubs, who didn’t take my kindness before! Only pussies complain about shit being cheap or broken!” Giving a sound that was familiar to a raspberry with The Warrior flipping us off to match her sentiments.

Alright, screw her, the DM stated. Hey Dox.

“Yeah?” I asked.

Go nuts, the DM said. Right after he said that, I felt a surge of power. I didn’t gain my black cloak, but I felt powerful. It was like the DM just supercharged me.

I had searched through the big book of D&D, and found a spell earlier, right before we had to hit the deck. Now would be a great time to use it.

“CHAIN LIGHTNING, BITCH!” I yelled, throwing out my hand. A spray of sparks came out for a second, before fizzling out.

”WOW, having performance issues? I wouldn’t be surprised if you took it up the ass with a toy to get off! I’d even let you borrow one of my snuggle missiles if it’d help!” She giggled firing off several from The Warrior’s back at us in a close cluster inbound.

A HUGE bolt of lightning came out of my hand, bursting through the missiles and destroying them before striking The Warrior in the chest.

It screeched, though not causing efficient damage due to it’s earthy body but the force made it fall backwards into the volcano again. This time causing a sort of ‘mutant’ Rakk, if you could even call them that, to come out this time, what looked to be bones were exposed while in other parts it looked disportionately grotesk compared to what it was before. But these ones spat out a Black substance that has my echo eye blaring off warning signs of something called ‘Balefire’ that causes permanent sort of necrotic damage. Don’t know where that’s from, but Athena was also keeping away from it as it ATE through the arena floor. That could cause swiss cheese stability to happen.

Yeah, try to avoid that no matter what, the DM said. That shit eats through just about anything.

“What the FUCK?!” I yelled out. “Hax! I call Hax! Where is the Hax man when you need him?!”

“Up your butt like your boyfriend, little cry baby,” Tina mocked.

“Know what, screw you, Tina,” I said. “And screw your warrior crap! It’s time I show you who the real dungeon master is.” With that, I tapped the Dice Roller Core. I felt the familiar sensation of being in my cloak, and I felt as though I had an immensely larger amount of power.

The Warrior sent another beam of slag at us, as well as some fire. With the power I now had, I erected a shield that stopped the attacks in their tracks. The mutated Rakk came flying overhead, and spit out another glob of ‘Balefire’. Before it landed on the ground, I used the power I had to catch it in a bubble, then flung it at the Warrior, hitting it square in the chest. I watched as it shot one more slag beam at us as the Balefire orb melted through its chest. I redirected the shot into the Rakk, which exploded on impact, sending little bits of Balefire splattering to the ground below it. Right afterwards, I lost the feeling of the cloak

The Warrior fell to the ground, spewing out random loot. I saw an item that was highlighted orange by my Echo Eye, as well as many items that I could tell were bits of Eridium.

“No fair!” I heard Tiny Tina say. “You cheated! I’m resurrecting the Warrior and we’re doing that again!”

“Not if I have anything to say about it!” I yelled before reaching into my magic satchel and pulling out the Hyperion beacon.

A holographic Handsome Jack appeared from the beacon. Giving a Yawn before looking slightly Bleary eyed at Me before saying this. “My first response and it’s YOU, the one who nearly ruined my first coffee moment after so long.” Tina was oddly quiet when this started as The Warrior in question twitched and howled weakly.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m sorry about that,” I said. “But I have an urgent problem. I need a moonshot or something, now! There’s Eridium in it for you.”

Blinking rubbing his eyes to focus more before responding. “What’s so important to require a fucking moonshot across universes? Do you know how much that shit costs to get rolling?” Only to slowly stop at the end when seeing The Warrior, going just as oddly quiet before he started to press some buttons on his end with every hair on my body rising up as a rupture was tearing a hole in space time above us, only for Athena to grab onto me and flap her robotic wings for all their worth, trying to get to the Volcano ledge.

I saw why, because about five seconds after we touched down on the ledge, a massive laser came from the hole in space time, completely obliterating the Warrior, the arena i was on and causing fissure cracks spanning the mountain. No telling how much damage this has done, let alone alter the heart of the dragon lands.

The blast also kicked up a lot of dust and ash, and from the dusty, ashy cloud came Tiny Tina, the edges of her dress and hood now burning. She landed in front of me and Athena.

“This isn’t the last of me, bitches!” she said as she shakily got up. “I’ll be back, and you’ll regret messing with the Bunker Master.”

“Oh, just go die already,” I said with an annoyed tone. I proceeded to punt Tina, who went flying a few feet before poofing into a cloud of dark purple smoke, which then faded away.

“Finally,” Athena said. “That girl was a pest.”

“Yeah, she was,” I said, agreeing with Athena.

She was also a major threat, the DM stated. Why in the nine hells did you not finish her?! She’ll come back, and when she does, it’ll be a major problem for you! I mean, seriously! You should have done what you did to that griffon and destroyed her soul! She was an agent of the Architect!

“.... Oh.” I said, realising my blunder. “Well shit….. This one’s on me, then. I’ll have to deal with her later. But first, I have a job to complete.”

Yes you do, now do it, the DM said impatiently.

The trek back to the center of the volcano was horrible. Thanks to Jack’s overkill laser, the entire volcano had become unstable. By that, I mean every few seconds, the fucking thing would shake violently. Not only that, but now there was a bunch of cracks in the top of the volcano! Thank goodness his attack got rid of that ‘Balefire’ stuff, that could have had horrible effects…. Well, he screwed up the volcano by doing it, but I digress.

Anyways, the trek to the center was hell. I was lucky that the Gamma Pool wasn’t destroyed in the blast, so yeah.

“So, uh, what now?” I asked the DM. “Do I just get into it, or what?”

Yes. Get into the green pool, the DM said. Get in now.

“Okay, and what’ll happen to me?” I asked.

Something. Now get in.

“Fine, fine,” I said, undressing and getting in the pool. I settled myself into the pool, even dunked my head a little. I felt something at my feet. Actually, make that two somethings. I reached down and waved my hand around a little bit before I touched something. I pulled the first thing up into my lap, then went for the second one. I pulled the second one out of the Gamma Pool, only to realise that it was a shotgun. But hell, it wasn’t just any shotgun. No, this was one of the legendary shotguns that everyone farmed the Warrior for. This was the Conference Call, a legendary Hyperion shotgun that was able to do a MASSIVE amount of damage. Athena, who had been mumbling to herself about how stupid I seemed, stopped what she was doing and looked at the shotgun in my hands with awe.

“That’s…. That’s…” she said, unable to process what I was holding.

“Yes, this is the Conference Call,” I said. “Has Jack been able to make anything like this, yet?”

“Well, yes,” Athena said simply. “But he’d never under any circumstances sell one ever! I mean, he’d probably let you keep that one, because of looting rights, but he’d never sell any of his collection.”

“Wow,” I said. “So, he’d let me keep this. What about you?”

“Well, I’d keep it,” Athena said. “It’d be mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine! But I already have a legendary ‘Gun’.”

….. Oookay…. Gonna ignore that for now.

“Well, here,” I said, holding out the shotgun for her. “Take it.”

Athena reached out and quickly grabbed the gun, holding it to her chest. “Marry me,” she said in shock.

“What was that?” I asked, surprisedly.

“Nothing!” She yelled, a huge blush appearing on her face, turning her face a deep shade of red. I could have sworn I heard the DM laughing.

“Alright then…” I said. I pulled the other item above the pool’s surface to find I was now holding a Maliwan Sniper Rifle. This wasn’t any normal snipe though, as evidenced by the orange indicator on my Echo Eye. No, this was a legendary one, but which one? Well, it was glowing red, looked like it was charred as hell, and had a black barrel. There was only one Maliwan I knew that looked like that. This was the Volcano. Holy crap. Two legendaries in one fight? This was unheard of! No wait…. Loot day and moonshot. Welp, I still considered myself lucky.

Athena stared at me with a strange look. I couldn’t place it for a second, but when I did, I felt a twinge of fear spike through me. She had a lusty look in her eyes and a sultry smile on her face. I didn’t want to think of it too much, but I had to when she dropped all of her clothes and climbed into the Gamma Pool with me before snuggling up against me…. Then ripping off my underwear and tossing it into a crack in the volcano’s surface, and thus into lava….. Well then….

And now she’s giving me a handjob. And she’s moving….. Okay then, sex it is!

Why was it so good? Why did I not fight back? Why did I not say no?!

Eh, oh well. It was wow sex. Hell, she even got me to go with it, telling me that in reality, she’s NOT my sister. I mean, she technically is, but she’s not. The DM explained it better than I did. What he said was that it was like he adopted her at first, but then her mother took her back. Well, he said something like that, at least. It all kinda just went over my head ‘cause we were in the middle of sex.

When we finally got out of the Gamma Pool, the search for my clothes was on, while I sent Athena to go around and collect all of the Eridium that had dropped from the warrior. I found them after a few minutes, only to find a burnt ass shirt and Athena’s clothes in perfect condition. Well, shit.

So, how was I gonna get home? Let alone the fact that I was naked. I walked back to the Gamma Pool, to find my normal clothes right next to the pool with a note from Homage attached to them.

“‘Here are your clothes, restored. Try to keep your pants on hooligan.’” I read aloud. “Wow, Homage, way to be a prick.”

Either way, I put my clothes on, happy to have them back from Avarice’s world. Hell, he’d even sent me a repaired hoodie. Man, Homage was a nice guy when it came to it.

Athena returned to me a while later, declaring that her Echo Storage was now full of Eridium, and her precious item that signified me proposing to her…. I asked her about it after she said it. Apparently, giving her a legendary Hyperion item was like kneeling with a ring presented to a girl you like. So yeah, I had apparently proposed to Athena. Now, while I liked that, it’d kinda ruin the thing I had going on with everyone else. I asked her to keep it a secret until I was able to propose to Luna, Celestia, Emerald, and Sapphire. She humbly agreed, but she said she’d get to tell them about what was up with her now, first, so as to explain why she was going to get fatter…. Then she told me that what we had just done had gotten her pregnant, what with her being an M+ Model…. I nearly fainted. I swear, I heard the DM laughing again. What a dick.

Anyways, afterwards, we started heading back after I was able to recover. I was wondering though, what had the pool done to me and Athena? When was it going to come to the front?

Well, one of the results happened at the end of the flight, anyways. I wasn’t able to touch down. I freaked out for a bit before the DM explained that I had some Gamma World mutations now. He told me which ones I got, even: Gravity Manipulation and Magnetism……

He also explained how Athena now had some Gamma World powers based on what she already was…… And that our kids would probably get some random mutations…..

Well damn.

Author's Notes:

So yeah, that stuff happened.
Now, before you all get butthurt about Dox committing incest, he didn't. What I wrote is correct.... Well, kinda. Honestly, Athena isn't actually Dox's sister. Athena just has a bit of the DM's essence in her. That doesn't make her his sister, just special.

Anyways, I got a bit of help with this chapter, so thanks to Architect of Realities and the mini crossover with Jack from his story Handsome Jack's Return.

So yeah, this is Music Mod, signing off.