Jason had just left, and I was left standing out in the open...... alone.....

At some point or another, Twilight had left us. I had no idea where she went though, so there's that.

"What to do, what to do." I said as I started wandering around Ponyville. In all honesty, I was kind of glad to be back in my own universe. Sure, I left behind a couple of anthro Changelings that loved me.... and kind of raped me..... but still, it was good to be back. But.......

No matter what, I felt as if something had been off since I got back......

Something was missing.... Something.... important.....

I stepped into what I thought was town square and realized what was wrong.

All the ponies were missing.

"Where is everyone?" I asked to nobody. "Hello? Anyone out there?"

I was answered with silence. Complete and utter silence.......

Silence, and a tumbleweed.....

"The heck?" I said. "That shouldn't be here...."

I started to follow the path of the tumbleweed, which ended up going in a very strange path.....

In fact, now that I think about it, where was the wind guiding the tumbleweed?

The tumbleweed led me to a building that looked like it was made of pure sugar. It was like as if just looking at the thing would give me diabetes....

Wait... I know this building... It's Sugarcube Corner......

And if a tumbleweed led me here.... then that means......

Pinkie Pie. It's always Pinkie Pie. Only she could have made the town disappear without a trace.

I walked up to the front door and stopped. Why go in the front and get the ever loving crap scared out of me, when I can go in the back and scare them? I mean seriously, I'm wearing a hooded cloak that shows none of my body and completely hides my face.

There's also the fact that I'd gone a long time without messing with someone........

What? You're the one reading about a guy who wanted to name his firstborn son Loki.....

Forth wall aside, I walked away from the front door and made it around to the back of the building until I found the back door. I opened the door and noticed that it led into the kitchen. All the lights were off, and I still couldn't see anyone with what little light was coming through the window.

I continued into the main part of the building, or what I assume is the main part. There were chairs and a counter in the room, so I can only guess. I also made out a couple pony shapes right in front of me. One had a scruffly mane, the other had a very poofy mane...... Pinkie Pie....

Let the trolling begin.

I got into a crouching position and made my way up behind the two ponies and began to make conversation.

"Hey, I just go the memo," I said in a low whisper. "Who's the party for? I kinda ran out before I read the whole thing."

"It's for the hooded guy," a squeaky voice said. It had to be Pinkie. "Ya know, the DM the princesses said they found and then said they'd reward if someone else found where it went?"

"Oh, I remember that guy." I said, sarcastically. "So, why are we holding a party for 'it'?"

"Because Twilight said she saw it!" said a tomboyish voice. That must have been Rainbow Dash, what luck? "She told us we had to stall it until the princesses got here. So here we are."

"Ah, but how is a party going to stall 'it'?" I asked. "What if it doesn't like parties? Or better yet, what if 'it' doesn't like surprises?"

"That's nonsense." Pinkie said. "Everyone likes parties! Except for Cranky. And everyone likes surprises sometimes."

"You're right." I said, dropping my fake voice. "I do like surprises. Like this one. Surprise."

It was at this point that the lights came on and every single pony in the room started to flip the shit out. I heard a few tables being flipped, a bunch of glass break, and one pony going 'the horror!'. In all, it was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. As such, I started laughing like a madman.

At the end of it all, the ponies realized that I had them duped and calmed down. They all went up and apologized to Pinkie Pie and the Cakes, then stood around me and glared. I had freaked them out, and I'm pretty sure they expected me to apologize or say something about it, not just laugh my ass off.

"What do you all want?" I asked. "It was frickin' funny. You all looked like someone just set off a bomb in the middle of the room!"

"You should apologize!" one pony said.

"You scared us!" another said.

"IT WAS FUNNY!" I cried, still laughing. "None of you have a sense of humor."

"Get the ruffian!" a pony cried. The voice had an accent that made me think of a snob, instantly..... What? I think Rarity can be a snob at times, sue me (Please don't).

"And that's my cue to leave." I said. "Later nerds!"

I ran out the door with the utmost haste. I had to get away at any cost.

"GET HIM!" shouted a pony in the mob that was chasing me.

"JEEZE!" I screamed. "I'M SORRY!"

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At some point they had taken my apology and stopped chasing me, but that wasn't before the princesses showed up with Discord in tow, who decided it would be funny to run with me.

Short story short, I slugged him after the whole run was done.

In all honesty, he deserved it. He also kinda congratulated me on having the balls to do it, too.

Anyways, the ponies did what they were trying to do, they had stalled me long enough for the princesses to arrive.

Why were they here? Well, I was about to find out.

Author's Notes:

So, sorry 'bout the long chapter name, just thought it'd be funny.
Oh, and the cliff hanger.

Also, expect a tiny chapter to be inserted between the Mare-athon Chapter and the Crossover with Shagohad12.