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Whats love got to do with it?

by Furstreak

Chapter 76: 76. Athlete's and Chaos

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"What a night........" Midnight spoke softly as he rose up in bed, looking around to take in his surroundings.

'Cloud room, check.'

'Cloud bed, check.'

'Beautiful Rainbow mane lover asleep at my side, double check.' He smiled as he leaned over giving her sleeping head a kiss.

*WACK*

Midnight fell out of bed onto the floor of the bedroom holding in a scream of pain as he rolled around holding his nose. Dash laying sprawled out on her bed, on her back snoring softly, her legs gently running in the air. Ever so often they would give a hard buck into the air, to Midnight's misfortune, he had been on the receiving end of a buck.

"Ohn Gawd dat fuhkin hurwt." Midnight groaned out as his horn quickly lit up casting a healing spell onto said nose.

After a minutes of pain and some magical healing later he had recovered. He looked around trying to locate his additional partner but didn't see her. He made his way out of her room to the downstairs kitchen finally finding his other lover.

"Yer up early Fire." Her smirked walking over to her giving her a kiss.

"Hey now loverboy, just cause I got a lil antsy don't mean this'll be a regular thing." Spitfire giggled before taking a sip of her coffee.

"You wouldn't believe how used to hearing that I am. Heh." Midnight gave a smirk as he grabbed a cup of coffee. Glancing over to Spitfire he watched as she let out a yawn then blush as she noticed him smiling at her.

"Is the captain of the Wonderbolt's tired?" He chuckled.

After that triathlon you put Dash and me through last night I'm surprised your not sharing some Z's with her upstairs." She smirked but stopped as she heard a loud snore coming from just that area. She and Midnight looked to each other giving a loud chuckle.

"I guess she was more worn out than either of us with that train wreck of a snore." Midnight laughed.

"Yea, but anyway, I need to head back to the Clousdale. My team needs to get started on training for the next show. Tell Dash she better show up early if she wants to make a good impression." Spitfire smiled as she placed her coffee cup into the sink.

"I thought she did that last night by getting you off 6 times in a row." Midnight snickered.

"Hey, that was impressive. Just not the thing we can show to a family oriented crowd in a stadium filled with ponies looking for daredevils of the aerial nature." She smirked.

"Hmmmm, seems you are well versed in the field of smart ass-ery." He smirked.

"And you in the showboating area." She smirked back causing him to cock a brow.

"Show boating? When did I do that?"

"Twelve times Night......... seriously. Then you passed out. Show boating seems to be one of your specialties. Spitfire chuckled as she opened the door to Dash's house and taking flight, leaving a stunned Alicorn in her wake.


"What's with all the talking down here? Seriously, can't you guys wait til a normal hour?" Dash spoke with a yawn as she entered the kitchen.

"Awake now Ms. Wonderbolt? And by the way its like one in the afternoon." He nodded to the clock overhanging the sink.

"You'd be tired to if you were a normal pony." She smirked as her wings flared out.

"If I was normal then we wouldn't be having this conversation now would we?" Midnight chuckled watching Rainbow deadpan him.

"Guess I'm just lucky you're a weirdo then ain't I?" She grinned leaning up and giving him a quick kiss.

"Yea, but ya never know. I could suddenly turn back into a human one day for all you know." He spoke as he looked into her eyes.

"Heh, doubt that would ever happen. You have way to many mare friends and a Goddess constantly looking after you to prevent that from happening. Besides, if you did then we couldn't play anymore.
She chuckle giving him a grope.

"And why not?" He laughed cocking a brow at her.

"Because then you wouldn't be able to satisfy me the way you can right now smart flank." She laughed, pouring her a cup of coffee.

"It's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it." Midnight grinned evilly as he pressed his snout just below her tail causing her to shriek out in surprise.

"MIDNIGHT!? Come on now, I thought you had enough last night after passing out." She cackled as she flipped up and backwards over Midnight without spilling a drop of her coffee.

"Its always more of a challenge with an athlete." He grinned again, hunkering down playfully at her.

"True, but if you can't keep up then your just in the way." She smirked placing her cup of coffee onto the counter after taking a big drink.

"Clousdale?" He grinned.

"On my mark." Dash grinned opening the door and stepping outside, Midnight taking a spot next to her.

"Alright whenever you're......." He was cut off as Dash did a quick countdown.

"Three. Two. One. GO!" Then bolted of like a rocket.

"HEY!" Midnight shouted as he put forth a burst of speed to catch up to her.

XXX

The two arrived in Cloudsdale in record time. Dash of course taking first place followed by Midnight who just laughed as he landed beside her.

"You do realize you're going to win every time right?" He chuckled as they began to trot along.

"Because I'm the fastest pony in Equestria?" She smiled.

"No, because you have a seriously nice flank." He smirked just before he got a hoof into his shoulder.

"Easy killer, it was a compliment." He chuckled rubbing his shoulder.

"I know, that's what you get for giving me one." She laughed.

"I wonder what I would get for an insult?" Midnight rubbed his chin in thought.

"A buck upside that thick skull of yours. Don't make me get AJ to sic her pet rake on you. I heard the last one kamikazed your head then came back from the dead to claim your shin." She chuckled trotting around him playfully.

"I told that farm girl to not to tell anyone." Midnight face hoofed causing her to cackle.

"Don't worry hard head. I won't spill the brains, I mean beans." She grinned causing him to sigh in disbelief.

"Eeyup. I'm gonna pay her back now." He laughed flipping his wings and tail out toward the pegasus trotting around him, brushing them against her playfully.

"Yea, anyway, I'd better go meet up with the team to start practice. Come by and watch us if you get the chance. Spitfire said we'll be performing a few more shows in the Cloudisium before heading to Manehatten for the next three weeks. You'd better show up to see me off or I might just tell the princess that you're slacking."

"GASP! ME?! SLACKING?! The very idea simply shocks me to no end my dear." He laughed causing her to roll her eyes at his play with words before giving him a quick kiss then heading toward the Cloudisium.

They parted ways as Dash took off toward the Cloudisium and Midnight toward Ponyville. He had been procrastinating on seeing a certain pony for some time now, and it was time to make amends.

XXX

"You bucking dick! What the hell?!" Vinyl shouted at the Alicorn as he backed away from her.

"I did come by to say I was sorry about the whole thing. I never meant to get popular. I was just doing what I love to do for fun. HEY!" He shouted before ducking under a guitar as it was suddenly wedged into the wall he was up against.

"What the hell. Ain;t you even going to fight back?" She snorted throwing a base drum at him which lodged onto his skull.

"I don't hit mares. It's wrong. *BAM* SON OF A *BAM* BITCH! *BAM* STOP *BAM* IT!" He shouted as he kept pressing his hooves onto the drum before finally dislodging it from his head.

"Dammit Vinyl quite it!" She finally shouted as his horn lit up grabbing her into a force field of magical energy. She struggled for a minute before finally stopping to look at him with a loud snort to follow. He brought her closer hit him as he began to speak.

"Listen,, I said I'm sorry. I want to make it up to you. Just name something. Anything and I'll do it. I never meant to hurt you by doing what I did. I didn't mean to avoid you all that time either. I just got busy, and well. Things came up." He sighed looking at her as she looked away, a hurt expression on her face.

"I'll forgive you one two conditions." She grinned causing him to face hoof.

"I knew I was going to regret this." He chuckled.

"You get to help me open my new club across town not only as a celebrity guest, but also a performer under me. Then you have me do an intro for you the next time you hold a concert for the less high brow crowds."

Midnight rubbed his chin in thought before stopping as Vinyl pulled out like a hundred drum sticks.

"Better think quick. These sticks are looking to pound on something." She grinned.

"How about that sweet ass of yours *WHACKITY WHACK WHACK WHACK* "AAAAH OK! OK! I'LL DO IT!" *WHACK* "DAMMIT! You are fucking evil with them things! And don't hit my shin, UGH! I've been hit there to many *WHACK* FUCK! OW OW OW OW OW! ALRIGHT! UNCLE DAMMIT UNCLE!" He shouted rubbing his shin from the sudden whacking.

"I think you enjoy the pain." Vinyl giggled.

"What makes you say that?" He asked smiling up to her.

"Your odd way with words for one. You knew I was going to hit you and you said you wouldn't fight back against a mare. My guess is you're a masochist in disguise." She grinned.

"Nah, I don't enjoy pain on a regular basis. Just when its planned out." He smirked as the pain in his shin died down.

"So you planned this visit then?" She cocked a brow giving a smirk.

"Yep." He snickered causing her to laugh while shaking her head.

"Guess we have a date then." He smiled, standing up and dusting himself off. Vinyl looking up to him through rosy cheeks.

"A date?" She squeaked.

"Of course. You, me, making hot music in front of thousands of ponies. Isn't that what you wanted?" He smirked blowing into her ear.

"Sounds good to me." She grinned. "But don't get your hopes to high. You owe me this much for what I shared with you."

"I'm just surprised you haven't copied all of the songs I knew by heart into your own little records to sell to the masses."

"It's in the works. I figure I have roughly forty albums ready to go." She laughed causing him to gawk.

"Better make sure none of them are what I'm hoping to play." He grinned.

"First come first serve big boy." She pulled up a hoof spitting onto it and pressing it out.

"Sounds good to me DJ." He grinned doing the same, smacking his hoof into hers in agreement.

"Seeya friday night. Don't be late. My crowds tend to get overly hyper and very annoyed by slow things, and they would eat you alive." Vinyl smirked as Midnight trotted out the door.

XXX

"Dammit! I swear I'm never going to learn am I." Midnight groaned as he walked along talking to himself.

"Pissing off every other pony isn't good for business. Nor for getting fucked as often as I do. This is really getting out of hand. I've taken on more than I can handle right now and I'm really starting to get annoyed. I mean, first there is getting engaged, almost destroying the world. Saving friends left and right. Getting a mare friend. Saving the world, becoming some type of music sensation. Gaining untold amounts of knowledge. getting turned into a kid TWICE. Not including all of the little side missions I have had to do and all the shit I've had to endure. I never had this much trouble back in my home world. Now I'm in BFE with a world that looks like a fucking cartoon and filled with magic, mythical creatures, and talking ponies. I don't know whether to consider myself blessed, or royally fucked. No pun intended."

Midnight had been out in the middle of Sweet Apple Acres fuming over himself for the past four hours. Constantly belittling himself and trying to come to term with what he was going to do from this point forward. He had considered all the options and what would be at stake for each one, but couldn't come to a conclusion on what to do. It was already late in April and summer was right around the corner. Not to mention that Celestia would be giving birth within the next five to six months. He was in a relationship with two women who were good friends with one another and approved his status in said relationship. Then there was his nieces along with other close friends who seemed to have feelings for him. After an extensive amount of thinking he finally sat down with a thud, gawking at himself.

"Eeyup. I am beyond screwed at this point, so unless I want to stay screwed I need to either one, buck up and face my fears straight on. Or two. Run like a little bitch to the far reaches of the universe with this awesome power. Who knows. I could find another planet that has oxygen and sentient beings to rule over as their God. Nah to complicated. Plus I'd be targeted for death eventually. Noone likes someone with a lot of power who flaunts it. Guess I had better just stay and fuck around a bit more as I try to remedy all of this chaos." He sighed flopping down onto the ground.


"Did someone say chaos?" A voice echoed softly from all around, giving a slight chuckle. Midnight looked around rather confused.

"Yea, whose their?" He spoke out.

"Oh noone special. Just another fellow who enjoys chaos is all. Would you be kind as to not use your magic around me though. I would prefer not to become a statue anytime soon again." He sighed.

"Sure, You haven't done anything to me, so as far as I'm concerned, we are equal parties." Midnight spoke out just before a flash of light erupted from in front of him, balloons and confetti spraying in all directions.

"Parties? I LOVE parties. Why don't we celebrate my reawakening together then?" Discord smiled widely as he placed a party hat onto Midnight's head along with a small party whistle into his mouth. A piece of cake and cup of chocolate milk manifesting in front of him.

"Reawakening?" Midnight cocked a brow in confusion.

"Yes my dear Alicorn. What better time than now to celebrate." Discord chuckled as a few pink clouds swirled around him raining chocolate milk.

"Wait, aren't you discord?" Midnight said looking at him with squinting eyes. Suddenly a pair of thick glasses manifesting onto his snout as Discord appeared at his side staring through a second set of glasses at where he just was.

"I do say, by jove you're correct!" Discord chuckled tossing the glasses to the side, exploding on impact with the ground.

"I thought the elements turned you to stone." Midnight spoke calmly which began to irritate the draconequus.

"Do you have to speak so plainly. It is rather annoying." Discord said as he picked a piece of earwax from his ear, flipping it into a bush and turning it into a giant ice cream sundae.

"Just my way of tossing some chaos into the mix." Midnight chuckled causing Discord to stop in his tracks, then laughing out loud as he patted the Alicorn on the back.

"That was brilliant my friend, absolutely brilliant. Giving chaos to the chaos bringer. GENIUS! I couldn't have done better myself." He chuckled.

"You do know that the princess' along with the elements are going to try and put you back into your stone prison right?"

Discord gave out a hiss of disgust. "Such language, I do not wish to hear of such a thing. But you are correct. Once they learn of my presence again they will undoubtedly try to imprison me once again." He sighed.

"Why not ask them if you can stay in return for not destroying their world?" Midnight smiled.

"But I am the very entity of chaos itself. To not do chaos would be........."

"Chaotic?" Midnight finished causing the draconequus' eyes to snap open in thought. Discord placing his claw talon under his chin in thought.

"You know. That is probably the first time any single being has ever told me that and it make sense." Discord spoke out taking a seat on thin air next to Midnight as he looked off into the distance.

"Well. Throwing chaos into something only to take it away would cause more chaos since the world would lack it, but never really having gotten rid of it. That is how you broke out of your prison is it not." Midnight grinned to the stunned draconequus next to him. "So in essence, you never left and the world never got rid of you. It was the amount of chaos that was present that changed. So if you could convince the princess that the chaos that would be in the world would not change, even with your presence. And you would agree to have part of your power sealed away so that things wouldn't get out of hand. I'm sure they would welcome you as a friend and not a foe."

Discord sat there in utter shock. His eye twitching as steam came out of his ears in thought.

"To much for that little brain of yours?" Midnight chuckled causing the draconequus to snap back into reality.

"No, I got it. I just wanted to see your face when mine was spewing out steam from the ears. Let me tell you, it wasn't that impressive." Discord sighed.

"Hey. I may not have been here long, but from what I have seen compared to my home world. There is nothing that could surprise me here." Midnight laughed as Discord snapped his talons like fingers making a dancing doughnut appear in front of Midnight.

"OOOOooooo Snack time!" Midnight grinned at the donut making it flee in terror. This only causing Discord to laugh uncontrollably.

"Yes, my friend. I do think we are going to get along just fine." Discord chuckled.

Next Chapter: 77. Getting to know the Chaos bringer Estimated time remaining: 21 Hours, 56 Minutes
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