"I can't believe I let you talk me into this Rarity." Midnight grumbled a little as they headed toward Sweet Apple Acres, he in the process of carrying an overstuffed set of saddlebags.

"Oh come now darling. You know you will just love it. Besides, it was your idea." She giggled, trotting happily at his side.

"I only meant it as a joke. Hell I didn't even know your world even KNEW about strippers. Hell, most of the populace is friggin nude anyway. Seriously though, what the hell?! I wouldn't even have thought that you girls could get off to a pony stripping, in front of you since you see them running around without them twenty-four seven." He sighed seeing Rarity grin at the thought of her fiance stripping in front of her. She gave a devious smile and giggle as she looked him up and down like a piece of meat.

"You know that's kinda creepy right? I know that we have rutted more times than I can count but seeing you eye me like that is just unnerving." Midnight shuddered slightly ruffling his wings.

"Don't be such a prude. You're the one who comes up with all these kinky ideas. I like to simply play along at times to see how shocked my friends can become without passing out from embarrassment." She smirked causing Midnight to laugh loudly.

"I'm beginning to think you're a sadist in disguise." He grinned evilly at her.

"Oh you have NO idea darling mmmmwaaaahahahahahahaaaaa." She let out an evil laugh giving the same evil smile Midnight was giving her. They both stopped on the path busting out laughing.

After a few minutes of busting a gut they had finished making their way to Sweet Apple Acres where Big Macintosh was waiting in the barn for them. They looked around before entering the barn to make sure AJ wasn't around, then closed the door behind them as they began to set up all of the supplies that Midnight had brought in his saddlebags.

"Ah caint believe yer actually gunna do this for mah sis Night." Big Macintosh sighed pressing a hoof to his forehead in disbelief.

"Why not, I'm sure you've done this for Shy before." He grinned causing the Red stallion to almost explode into a shade of red that only the deepest depths of the sun could muster.

"Now don't ya'll be gettin any ideas. Me'n'Shy are a couple sure, but that don't mean we do all kinds ah crazy stuff." He spoke in a flustered voice only causing Rarity and Midnight to chuckle.

"Why not? I mean you two are a couple after all right? You've been seeing her since I got you two those Hearthwarming presents. I'm still a little surprised by how forward Shy was when you asked her out. That totally blew my mind." Midnight smirked causing the earth pony to rub his withers in slight embarrassment.

"Yea, she is something else. Ah do love her like nopony ever could. I do owe ya fer helping us start out." He smiled.

"Think nothing of it. You two just needed a gentle nudge in the right direction to get started is all." Midnight gave him a wink causing him to smile again. "But if ya still think ya owe me some form of gratitude, then lets work to get all this set up pretty quick. I don't know how long Applebloom is going to keep AJ busy in town. That and Pinkie is supposed to be here now anyway." Midnight spoke looking around for the pink pony. "Is she ever late to set up.........." He was cut off as a Pink pony burst forth from a pile of hay nearby.

"HERE I AM!" Pinkie shouted causing Midnight to step to the side in surprise.

"THWACK*

"SON OF A BITCH! OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWW!" Midnight fell over as he stepped onto the broken rake that had staked its claim by breaking itself over his thick skull, then claimed his shin for the second time. He rubbed his shin frantically trying to make the pain stop while three ponies laughed at his plight.

Midnight stood giving a loud snort looking at the rake as he lifted it from the floor of the barn with his magic. "Ok Mr. Rake, you have claimed your last victim. I hope you have fun where I am about to send you." He smirked opening a small portal then tossing the rake inside before shutting the portal.

Big Macintosh quirked an eyebrow. "Where did ya just send it?" He asked looking around the barn expecting to see it somewhere..

"I put that evil device in orbit." Midnight snickered as he began to talk with Pinkie as she began to decorate the barn for the nights party.

"Orbit? YOU MEAN IN SPACE?!" Big Macintosh squeaked out in surprise.

Midnight turned back to him giving a chuckle. "Eeyup."

Big Macintosh stepped outside the barn looking up into the sky as a little twinkling light shot across the day sky. "Well ah'll be." He laughed as he thought back to how many times he had stepped onto that stupid rake which had given him a multitude of injuries. Including several bloodied noses, two black eyes, and one time being knocked out. He was lucky enough to avoid the shin damaged since it had broke over Midnights head. Now all he had to worry about is when AJ purchased a new rake and forgot it on the floor of the barn again. Hay and darkness make for a killer hiding spot for anything, even a psycho pathic rake hell bent on bloodying everyponies nose on the planet.

Some time passed as Pinkie finished decorating and the rest of the girls arrived ahead of schedule so that they could all surprise AJ. The barn had been decorated in an apple theme with red and green streamers strewn about the walls floor and tables. A small platform had been placed as a makeshift stage for tonights entertainment. Big Macintosh had decided to let Fluttershy know ahead of time about the events that would unfold in the later hours of the party which caused her yellow coat to turn as red as his. After the temporary heat exchange from the epic blush, Fluttershy had decided to make her way into the Apple families house just before the final show started so that she and Big Macintosh could have a pleasant evening alone.

Everything had been set up and now all that was needed was the birthday girl. They waited around, casually talking until they heard a few taps on the door. They froze as the lights went out just seconds before the door opened revealing a slightly curious Applejack.

"Now what in tarnation? I coulda sworn I just saw lights on in here." She spoke but gave a loud whinny of surprise as the lights flicked on and everyone shouted.

"SURPRISE!"

Applejack stood slackjawed for a moment before laughing. "I shoulda guessed ya'll was gonna throw me a party with the way Applebloom kept me in town all day."

"Well don't just stand there birthday girl. Get in here and party." Midnight laugh causing her to toss her hat to the side as she trotted happily into the barn. Applebloom left to go into the house, being warned that this party was not for little fillies.

The party started up quick in the normal Pinkie Pie Party fashion. The birthday cake had been setup and the candles blown out. Applejack had just turned twenty three and the candles on her cake showed that. Presents were given to which she laughed at a few of them, then almost fell over from opening an unnamed gift from an anonymous source. It was a giant replica of a horse dick. She had opened the box to find it filled with filling paper. She couldn't just pull out the paper so she dumped the contents onto the table next to the cake. It fell out of the box and flopped onto the remainder of the uneaten cake. Everypony except Midnight and Pinkie nearly fell over blushing furiously. The other two, well, they fell over laughing so hard it caused the others to burst out laughing. It was ruled that it had been a gag gift since nopony claimed responsibility for giving it and thus was temporarily made into a unicorn hat, a baseball bat, and various other items not relating to its original sexual nature.

After a couple hours of literally horsing around, AJ noticed the lack of a certain Alicorn in the barn and decided to ask the girls where he had went. Fluttershy upon hearing the question left the barn with Big Macintosh leaving just the five of the girls to the coming attraction.

They all ganged up onto AJ with some effort, tieing her to a chair and sitting her in front of the stage. The others took a seat behind her grinning like devils as the lights began to dim until the room was dark.

"What in the hay is going *click* ON?" AJ yelled out as several spotlights flicked onto the stage before her showing Midnight in a construction workers outfit, along with a big yellow hard hat with a hole placed specifically for his horn. A set of loose fitting brown pants. and a bright orange vest covering his upper body. AJ sat there, face burning ten shades of red as the music kicked into play.

He moved around in a rather unorthodox dance to the music, his horn alight with magic as he began to strip his clothing off piece by piece. First the helmet, which he floated over to AJ, then his vest which was tossed into the small crowd of girls who all tugged at it. then his pants which he literally ripped away revealing a bright green thong with two huge red apples placed strategically onto it. He wiggled his eyebrows at AJ before pulling the makeshift thong away and tossing it onto her snout. The girls were all laughing and cheering Midnight along until finally the show had come to a close.

Once the show stopped the girls untied the orange earth pony from the chair so that the ensuing wrath could commence. However, much to everyponies surprise she walked right up to Midnight, looked him in the eye for several seconds before tackling him into a pile of hay and kissing him. The girls erupted with laughter watching the two roll around for a few moments before separating. The party began to slow once the strip tease had been concluded, and a few of the girls giving the stallions flank a magical pinch.

"Alright girls, now that you have thoroughly embarrassed me to no end." The girls all giggled at this. "What now?"

"The girls all smiled to each other as Pinkie trotted over to a nearby hay bale giving it a kick, toppling it over to reveal a Hard Apple Cider Barrel.

Midnight laughed as he picked it up, pulling it over to him and popping the top of the barrel off to reveal the chilled beverage inside. He pulled some pints from a nearby table dunking them into the brew and hoofing them out to everyone.

He lay down onto a makeshift bed of hay smiling at the girls as they began to drink to their hearts content. AJ however was the first to notice that Midnight wasn't drinking and came over taking a seat next to him.

"Why aintcha drinking with the rest'o us?" She smirked taking a long gulp of the Cider.

"I figured that I would watch you girls embarrass yourselves now that my time in the spotlight is over with." He chuckled causing AJ to grin.

"Bah! These lightweights will be drunk as a skunk afor half the barrel is gone." AJ laughed catching Rainbow Dash's attention.

"Drunk as a skunk huh? I bet I can out drink you any day of the week." She laughed giving a determine smile getting right up into AJ's face. AJ shot back with a grin of her own.

"Oh really? Well let's just see about that." She chuckled as they trotted over to the table to set up the drinking game.

"Oh boy, here we go again." Twilight groaned plopping down next to Midnight with her drink.

"Again? You mean these two have done this before?" Midnight laughed looking from Twilight back to the two drinking ponies sitting at the table.

"Eeyup. And Rainbow Dash has never beaten AJ." She giggled as her first pint was finished off.

"The next hour was spent watching AJ and Dash being cheered on by Pinkie and Rarity. After the tenth pint Dash began to sway heavily before finally headbutting the table with an audible thud. Pinkie and Rarity cheered, AJ throwing her hooves up into the air shouting. "YES! I WIN AGAIN!" before gravity took over and she fell backwards in her seat hitting the hay covered floor, a loud snore escaping her as she lay there. The girls and Midnight erupted in laughter. That is until Rarity chimed in.

"Oh darlings. I feel a prank coming on." She giggled through her rosy cheeks as she sat her drink to the side.

Pinkie bolted over to her falling over giggling to the floor as she was drunk as well. She looked up to the ivory pony with a smile as she asked.

"What kinda prank?"

Rarity smirked waving everypony closer to her as she began. "Lets put Dash and AJ next to each other in the hay over there, along with this little monster." She giggled floating the gag gift AJ had gotten from the table nearby. "Then when they wake up they will see that they are sleeping next to each other and well, you know the rest."

They all laughed at the idea and began to move the two unconscious ponies over to the makeshift bed of hay. They all laughed for a minute before the affects of the alcohol began to fully take effect on them. Pinkie was the first to nod out on the table, her face slightly buried in cake. Rarity was the next to go who had leaned up against Midnight before falling asleep. Then Twilight at his other side. Midnight looked around the barn listening to the snores of the drunken ponies, he gave a soft chuckle as he lay his head down to go to sleep.

Morning arrived quickly, the crow of an annoying rooster sounding forth as the alarm clock for the farm pony, as it did every morning before. Midnight awoke with a start from the crow, giving a yawn as he began to wake up. As his yawn came to a close as he felt a slight pressure on his chest, That was when he realized he was laying on his back, his wings spread out and wrapped around Rarity and Twilight holding them close to him. His eyes focused on what was laying on his chest, Adrenaline hit him hard as he saw a fluffy pink tail laying across his forehead. He began to scream but held it in as he knew that Pinkie must not have known what she had done. His horn lit up as he took the pink pony and gently lifted her from him and placed her to his side. She gave a stretch, then a gentle scratch to her flank as she rolled over onto her back in the hay. Midnight stopped as he heard some chuckling nearby. He looked around to see Rainbow Dash and AJ standing there giggling like idiots.

"Serves ya right fer trying to prank us." AJ chuckled cocking a brow at the Alicorn.

"Yea, yer prank didn't work. We were both awake when ya put us together last night. I'm pretty good at playing possum." RD smirked to the Alicorn.

Midnight gave a soft chuckle as he lifted the two sleeping ponies from his wings and placing them next to Pinkie. He rolled over standing up and shaking the loose hay from his coat as he trotted over to RD and AJ.

"How about we let those three wake up instead and sit by to watch." He smirked causing them to grin evilly as well.

"That is going to be so awesome." RD laughed.

"I'll go get mah camera." AJ laughed as she galloped toward the house.

"Let's not forget this little monster." RD giggled pulling the giant gag gift from nearby as she gently placed it next to Twilight who immediatly began to cuddle it.

RD and Midnight began to softly laugh at the sight just before AJ came back into the barn with her camera. She walked over to the three ponies, then noticed what Twilight was doing and had to shove a hoof into her own mouth to keep from cackling like a maniac. She managed to barely contain herself before raising the camera up to snap a few photos. After a few compromising positions and many photos later they stowed them away for later as the day began to creep by.

Midnight laughed looking back to the three sleeping ponies. "They are going to freak when they wake up." he laughed.