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Whats love got to do with it?

by Furstreak

Chapter 45: 45. Rarity's Revenge (Part 1)

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Authors Note: I want you all to be aware that AJ's dialect plays a part in the way I write for her. You WILL find misspelled words and other material for her dialog. Also I would like to point out that Pinkie's dialect/dialog is proper as well. I am fully aware of the proper way to write the sentence's that she speaks in this chapter. I wrote her dialog as if she wasn't properly educated in english grammar. Replacing ME for I and some other stuff. I mean come on, she is THE party pony afterall. Ignorance is bliss afterall. And she is the most blissful pony alive. So please don't give me crap about this chapter. Also This will be a two part chapter. The fun begins in the following chapter. Oh and if you guys like reading my stuff, help by giving me a thumbs up. I appreciate it.

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Hearthswarming Eve, Although it had not gone as planned turned out alright. Despite a near death experience the two ponies involved pulled through alright and proceeded to have a wonderful evening with their friends.

Pinkie and Twilight had gotten together the following evening to plan a new years celebration since it was only a few days away. They sat in the Library talking things over, snow still falling on the ground outside, adding to the already tremendous amount that lay there. The two sat near a magic fireplace inside the library. It had been specially enchanted to produce heat that would not warm anything other than a living creature and surrounding area so that nothing would catch fire.

"So Twilight, what do you think of my plans for the new years prank on Midnight?" Pinkie beamed.

"Sounds a little risque to me Pinkie. As much as I'd love to see Midnights face during the whole thing I seriously doubt I could join in on the fun. I'm just not cut out for.............well................ you know." Twilight blushed heavily twiddling her hooves as she spoke.

"Oooooooh! But it will be so much fun! Just think of how fun it would be to surprise Midnight. Better yet, think of his reaction! OMYGOSH!!! It is going to be so funny." Pinkie fell over laughing as she thought of what Midnights reaction would be as they surprised him.

"I don't know Pinkie, what about Rarity? What would she................" Twilight was cut off as Pinkie bolted upright speaking.

"It was her and AJ's idea you silly filly." Pinkie smiled.

Twilight's eyes went wide at the thought of Rarity thinking up such an elaborate plan to surprise Midnight.

"Seriously? I mean...... I know that those two are engaged and all but to be so open in a relationship its just like one of those books I read that Midnight had given me. What was the word again? Polygamy? Even though its still practiced here in Equestria I seriously doubt Rarity would allow such a thing to happen in her and Midnight's relationship. I mean mmmmMmMMPH!" Twilight was silenced as Pinkie shoved a hoof into her mouth giving her a slightly annoyed look.

"You're over thinking again Twilight. Just be happy that we get to pull such an awesome prank on him! I can't wait to see his face." She giggled loudly giving a snort or two during the process.

Twilight removed the foreign hoof from her mouth as she began to speak again. "Alright Pinkie, I'll play along, but I don't want things to get out of hoof. I mean, what if Midnight thinks we are serious and tries to follow through? It could seriously be disastmmmmmmmmmMMMPH!" She was cut off again by Pinkie who gave her a smirk. Twilight lowered her ear giving a snort as Pinkie removed the hoof from her mouth once again.

"Good girl. I'll go set everything up since Rarity is working on the outfits. She was lucky enough to get some magazines from AJ the other day that she found in his old house. I wonder if he even remembered that they were still in his home?" Pinkie pondered for a moment looking as if she was really thinking hard then stopped, a smile replacing the thoughtful look on her face as she bounced toward the door of the library.

"I'll bring over the outfit tomorrow night so you can try it on." Pinkie smiled as she exited the library, leaving a crimson faced Twilight behind to ponder of what would occur a few nights from now.

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(Rewind back to earlier that day.)

AJ continued cleaning the snow from the roof of the house Midnight had given the apple family. She had recently purchased an enchanted salve that could easily be applied to a roof that would make any and all snow and rain roll off of it and not build up like it currently was doing. But in order to properly apply it, the roof had to already be clean of the weather related material in question. She had Midnight enchant her hooves again so that she wouldn't slip and continued to removed the snow from the roof. After roughly three hours of work she had cleared the roof and applied the salve.

Afterwards she made her way inside to have a look around. All of Midnights earthly possessions had been left in the house when he handed over the keys to AJ. All he had asked is that if anything was in the way, that it be placed in storage in the attic. AJ being the element of honesty obliged the request as she began packing up a few things from here and there. Pictures were placed gently into several boxes as was some of the decor that she found to be rather odd since it served no other purpose than to decorate. Decorations were fine but the ones laying around the house were not within her taste.

She began in the living room as it was the first room you would walk into if you came in the front door. Any guest could see the area and the objects within it. Having strange decor would cause a pony to think indifferently about the Apple families new home, so the decor had to go. The furniture on the other hoof was extremely comfortable and not worn in the slightest. Although the large couch in the living room wasn't her first color choice (beige) It unfolded into a bed for extra guests to sleep over in case they needed a place to crash or Applebloom decided to have one of her sleep-overs with her to filly friends.

After taking inventory and moving what items AJ deemed necessary to move into storage from the living room, she moved onto the study. She took one look at the book-less room and gave a sigh. It had a few items she would think to move but the room wouldn't be occupied by any guest. This room would be the perfect place to do the Apple Taxes when the time came. So she left the room alone moving onto the garage. It lay empty now as Midnights car had been moved to a museum in Manehattan. All that was left in there was a few cardboard boxes with different items and a large workbench covered in tools to work on the car and property.

AJ trotted over to the boxes going through them one by one. As she went through the first one she noticed mostly garbage and random empty food containers from TV dinners that had been previously consumed. Midnight as a human never really did like to cook so he took the easy route by nuking his precooked food. She closed the lid of the box sliding it next to the door. The next box was a surprise as it contained many different magazines. Human males and females adorned the cover and inside of most of them, even a few children.

"I bet Rar would love these things." AJ chuckled to herself looking through the pile. However as she dug a little deeper she noticed a few other magazines only relating to human females, a lot of them in lingerie. Others more risque. AJ gave a deep blush looking through a couple of the magazines before an evil grin spread across her face.

"Hooooo doggy, Night yer about to get some payback for them bunny ears ya gave us." She snickered closing the box up and hefting it onto her back.

After hauling the box into town she stopped at Rarity's boutique, setting the box next to the door she went inside, the bell ringing above the door as she entered.

"Cooooooomiiiiing." Rarity sang as she pranced into the parlor of the boutique. "AJ darling! Have you finally decided on getting a beautiful dress to show off to a special somepony?" She giggle causing AJ to blush.

"Not exactly Rar, I was wondering if Night was'round." She replied giving a sinister grin.

Rarity felt a chill run up her spine as she watched AJ smile.

"I'm sorry but her is out at the moment. Was there something you needed from him?" She asked, concern in her voice.

"Nope, I was hoping her was out so I could bring in something for ya ta help me on." She snickered as she opened the front door and dragging in the box of magazines.

"What's in the box? Rarity asked as she trotted over.

"Well, this is for you, I found it inside Nights old house. I was thinking we could pull a prank of him because of them ears he gave us when we were in the hospital the other night." She smiled.

Rarity cringed remembering the incident, she had literally killed one of her friends by accident only for Midnight to jump in and save her at the last moment in turn almost ending his life.

"I remember it darling. Although I wish I could forget the whole thing." She said looking away from AJ to the floor as her eyes began to tear up.

"Hey now, none'o'that. Ah alive and still kicking sugarcube. No need for the waterworks. Sides, it was an accident. Nopony blames ya." AJ smile pulling her ivory friend into a hug.

Rarity gave a soft smile as she sniffed slightly. "Alright then. I shall not dwell on it. So what of this prank you would like to pull on my dear stallion?" She smiled.

"Well, ah figure we could do this." She grinned pulling out a few magazines from the box. Rarity's eyes lit up seeing the fashion but her face nearly exploded when AJ showed her the other pictures of what she was planning. She looked up to AJ then back to the magazine several times as AJ told her the plan she had in mind.

"Are you sure darling? Your willing to participate in this?" Rarity giggled thinking that the earth pony would never do such a thing.

"Ah figure we would give him a run for'is money then get a big laugh out of it at his expense." She chuckled.

"Well count me in darling, I would love nothing more than to prank my soon to be husband. I do say though that this is a plan I didn't think you would come up with." Rarity smirked causing AJ to blush.

"Hey now, just cause ah don't act all girly and wear frilly outfits don't mean I haven't had a roll in the hay before. Ah have had a couple stallionfriends in the past. Ah jus'never talk about it is all." She laughed nervously pulling her new stetson from her head and waving it like a fan on herself.

"So who all do you want to join in on this prank?" Rarity grinned.

"Well ah know Pinkie loves to pull pranks, so ah'll ask her. Ah'll ask her to ask Twi if she'd like to join in as well. She is a might sore about those bunny ears. Ah don't think ah'll ever forget that shade of pink she turned midnight in the hospital."

Both of them laughed loudly thinking back to when Midnight had been cornered. Twilight was laughing as she cast the color changing spell on him then a buffer spell to prevent him from removing the spell for an entire day.

"Oh my, yes he was still unhappy having to do errands today as a pink Alicorn. I do say though if his mane was like normal ponies then he could have made an excellent male counterpart to Princess Cadence." Rarity giggled.

"Heh, alright, ah'll get to Pinkie's and see what she thinks, then ah'll have her go ask Twi. Ah know Fluttershy would be way to timid teh do something like this so she is out of the question. RD hates wearing clothing but she is up for a prank. But I wonder if she'll partake in it? Ah'll find her an ask. All ya gotta do is make the outfits, an make sure Night don't find out. We can do the prank on Pinkie's New Years bash."

"Alright then. Once you know who will partake in this little prank please let me know. In the mean time I will make one of these outfits for each of us." Rarity chirped happily as she turned to head into the back room to gather the supplies needed. AJ grinned as she too headed out of the boutique toward Pinkie's.

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AJ arrived at Sugar Cube Corner making her way inside to find only a few customers inside. She took a seat in one of the booths waiting for them to be served before getting Pinkie's attention. After about Twenty minutes and several other customers walking in, the store was now empty. AJ strolled up to the counter getting Mr. Cakes attention.

"Well good afternoon Applejack. What brings you by? Looking to sample one of our newest creations?" He smiled.

"Not tehday Mr. Cake. Ah need teh talk teh Pinkie." AJ smiled.

"HI!" Pinkie shouted from behind AJ as she hung from the ceiling with a huge grin plastered across her face.

AJ whirled around startled by the pink ball of energy, her brow cocking as she looked at the pink pony hanging from the ceiling. She shook her head giving a giggle. "Pinkie, yer way to random for yer own good."

"I know, So what's up? Did you come down to talk to me about a prank?" She giggled seeing the look of confusion across AJ's face. Mr. Cake sighed shaking his head as he went into the kitchen. Knowing Pinkie and the pranks she pulls. He wanted no part in what was about to unfold.

"How in tarnation didja know ah was guna ask ya about a prank?" AJ asked in confusion.

"My back was itching, so it's my lucky day! And knowing my lucky days it's usually Dashie that asks me to help pull a prank on somepony." She smiled. "But since you came by asking for me I assumed you would be asking." She giggled falling to the floor then began bouncing happily around the room.

"Well, yer right on the money there sugarcube, Now lets get teh someplace where we can talk about it. Ah don't want nopony knowing'bout this prank, cept a few friends." She nodded to the stairs. Pinkie leading the way up to her room so they could talk.

After an explination of the events to unfold in pranking Midnight, Pinkie was all for it. Although the prank was out of her normal routine of pranks, it would still shock the Alicorn to no ends.

"I'll go ask Twilight to see is she wants to help out. Knowing her though she will probably sit out. Dash might help though. But then again I think she would have just as much super duper fun just sitting to the side watching." Pinkie smiled as the two left her room heading out of the store. AJ headed back to Rarity's while Pinkie bounced her way toward the library.

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Pinkie arrived at the library in little time, making her way inside she immediately found the purple unicorn at her desk reading through several books at once. It was later in the evening at this point so she knew Twilight was in the process of finishing up her studies for the day. Sneaking over around around Twilight she gazed over her shoulder looking at the book she was so engulfed in.

"OOOOOooooooo, That book looks really hard." Pinkie spoke softly startling Twilight.

"AAAAHHH! PINKIE!" She yelled causing the poink earth pony to fall over laughing.

"Sorry Twilight, but you looked so engrosed in your book that I had to make a comment." She giggled pulling herself upright, a wide grin across her face.

Twilight gave a sigh as she place a bookmark into her book then closing it onto her desk. She turned to Pinkie giving her a smile. "So what brings you by Pinkie. I haven;t gotten any new recipe books lately." She spoke as the Pink pony rocked back and forth on her rump still smiling.

"Oh! No I wasn't looking for a new cookbook, I came by to let you know that Rarity, AJ, and me are planning a prank on Midnight. We thought you might like to join in since he gave us all bunny ears the other day." She smiled spinning on her rump a couple times.

Twilight gave her a questionable look, a small smirk spread across her face. "What kind of prank are we talking about?"



After a few minutes explaining to Twilight what was going to happen, Twilight was almost ready to explode from how red her face had turned.

"So Twilight, what do you think of my plans for the new years prank on Midnight?" Pinkie beamed.

"Sounds a little risque to me Pinkie. As much as I'd love to see Midnights face during the whole thing I seriously doubt I could join in on the fun. I'm just not cut out for.............well................ you know." Twilight blushed heavily twiddling her hooves as she spoke.

"Oooooooh! But it will be so much fun! Just think of how fun it would be to surprise Midnight. Better yet, think of his reaction! OMYGOSH!!! It is going to be so funny." Pinkie fell over laughing as she thought of what Midnights reaction would be as they surprised him.

"I don't know PInkie, what about Rarity? What would she................" Twilight was cut off as Pinkie bolted upright speaking.

"It was her idea you silly filly." Pinkie smiled.

Twilight's eyes went wide at the thought of Rarity thinking up such an elaborate plan to surprise Midnight.

"Seriously? I mean...... I know that those two are engaged and all but to be so open in a relationship its just like one of those books I read that Midnight had given me. What was the word again? Polygamy? Even though its still practiced here in Equestria I seriously doubt Rarity would allow such a thing to happen in her and Midnight's relationship. I mean mmmmMmMMPH!" Twilight was silenced as Pinkie shoved a hoof into her mouth giving her a slightly annoyed look.

"You're over thinking again Twilight. Just be happy that we get to pull such an awesome prank on him! I can't wait to see his face." She giggled loudly giving a snort or two during the process.

Twilight removed the foreign hoof from her mouth as she began to speak again. "Alright Pinkie, I'll play along, but I don't want things to get out of hoof. I mean, what if Midnight thinks we are serious and tries to follow through? It could seriously be disastmmmmmmmmmMMMPH!" She was cut off again by Pinkie who gave her a smirk. Twilight lowered her ear giving a snort as Pinkie removed the hoof from her mouth once again.

"Good girl. I'll go set everything up since Rarity is working on the outfits. She was lucky enough to get some magazines from AJ the other day that she found in his old house. I wonder if he even remembered that they were still in his home?" Pinkie pondered for a moment looking as if she was really thinking hard then stopped, a smile replacing the thoughtful look on her face as she bounced toward the door of the library.

"I'll bring over the outfit tomorrow night so you can try it on." Pinkie smiled as she exited the library, leaving a crimson faced Twilight behind to ponder of what would occur a few nights from now.

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As Pinkie left Twilight's, she made her way around town to locate her fellow prankster, Rainbow Dash. Although it was late, the sun had not fully set. But the cold air, along with the snow was making it harder for the Pinkie pony to stay warm and continue her search.

The sun was about to fully fall beneath the horizon when Pinkie finally found the sky blue Pegasus. She was walking her number one fan home, down the cleared path from the park. They all met in front of Scootaloo's home.


"Hey Pinkie, What's up?" Dash smiled seeing her fellow prankster pony.

"Not much, I've got a great prank planned and I'll need your help." She smiled.

"Hey squirt, I'll seeya later alright? Keep up those wing exercises I showed you and we'll have you doing stunts in ten seconds flat." Dash smiled giving Scootaloo a noogie.

"I will Rainbow Dash. I'll seeya tomorrow." Scootaloo beamed heading into her home.

Dash began to walk with Pink back toward Sugar Cube Corner as they spoke.

"So what's the prank, and who is the victim?" Dash grinned causing Pinkie to giggle as she began, but stopped seeing other ponies walking around. She leaned in whispering the prank into Dash's ear.

*POMF*

Dash's wings stood upright, a bright blush fell across her face as she froze in position. Pinkie fell over seeing her reaction until Dash began, catching her attention again.

"Seriously?! Holy crab apples! I dunno Pinkie. Even if Rarity came up with that I dunno if I could see myself doing that. Yea it's just for fun but..........." She stopped thinking things over.

"Who else is dressing up?" She finished cocking her head to the side.

"Well Rarity came up with the idea, she is making the outfits and will be the first one to start the prank. AJ Twilight and me are going to dress up also. Fluttershy is waaaaay to shy to even be asked, plus her and Big Macintosh are an item now so I don't think he would be to happy about her joining in on the fun. All that's left is you if you'd like to join." She smiled

Dash gave a determined grin as she puffed out her chest proudly. "Count me in. Midnight needs a little more payback than just being turned pink." She stopped thinking of Midnight being pink. She snorted trying to hold in a giggle, Pinkie holding a hoof over her mouth also trying to contain herself. They looked to each other seeing how each one of them were about to burst and just fell over laughing.

After a few minutes laughing and tears shed. The two friends made their way home. Tomorrow would be an interesting day to continue the plan.

Next Chapter: 46. Rarity's Revenge (Part 2) Estimated time remaining: 27 Hours, 56 Minutes
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