Whats love got to do with it?
Chapter 37: 37. The switch
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAuthor's Note: Since Twilight and Midnight have switched bodies, they will now be refereed to as the opposite sex to keep things from getting to complicated. Also one other note, Quotation marks ( " ) indicate talking out loud, while an apostrophe ( ' ) Indicates mentally talking to themselves. Please don't confuse these in this chapter. Also, didn't feel like posting a blog signalling the early release of this chapter today because im just so tired. see you guys Tuesday.
"What the hell?!" Midnight shouted. He was now in Twilight's body, and Twilight was in his.
"Oh no! Noooononononono. This is bad, REALLY bad!" Twilight trotted in place in hysterics.
"You're telling me!" Midnight shouted back as she fell to her haunch's looking at his own body trotting in place.
"What are we going to do?" Twilight groaned falling to his haunches as well staring at her body across from him.
"Well I do know one thing." Midnight smirked.
"And what's that?"
"I'm going for a walk to clear my head, this has got to be the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened to me." Midnight stood heading for the door but seized up falling over like a stone statue as Twilight pulled her back into the room.
"You aren't going anywhere until we figure out what in Equestria is going on here." Twilight growled releasing the spell.
Midnight shuddered as the spell was release, standing back up and giving Twilight an annoyed look.
"The best way for me to think is to take a walk and clear my head. Even though we must have switched bodies, I don't see any reason to hide from everyone. It's not like they can tell. Our voices have stayed the same. The only difference is our minds have switched. So the only way anyone could tell the difference between us is from the way we talk and act." Midnight gave a snort sitting down again crossing his arms pouting his lip.
Twilight gave a giggle looking at Midnight as he sat there in her body giving a grumpy demeanor. Midnight cocked an eyebrow looking at him.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, it's just, I never realized how cute I look when I'm upset." Twilight giggled again then stopped seeing the expression on Midnights face. He was smiling giving him bedroom eyes.
Midnight stood up walking toward Twilight.
"What are you doing?" Twilight began to back up nervously.
"Oh nothing, just wondering about something." She smiled as Twilight was now pressed against the wall, unable to back peddle any further. Midnight smiled pressing his small frame up to Twilight kissing his chest sweetly.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Twilight shouted looking down at Midnight.
"Oh don't worry, Its not sex, It's masturbation, hahahaaaa." She began to laugh so hard she literally fell over.
Twilight snorted looking at him, falling back to his haunches, his head slightly lowered. "I am in NO MOOD for this right now!" Twilight said with a grump in his voice.
"That's not what I see." Midnight giggled covering her eyes with her hooves, quickly removing one and giving a smile looking down on Midnight's frame.
"Huh?" Twilight asked watching Midnights gaze, quickly finding the source. Twilight's member was now at attention between his legs, he began to sputter for a moment trying to find the words he was looking for but failed as he laid down to cover his embarrassment. Midnight was across from him laughing her ass off trying to catch her breath.
"You are eeeeeeevviiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll!" Twilight spoke letting the last word linger.
Midnight finally calmed down after a few minutes, wiping away the tears streaming down her face from the laughing fit.
"Heheh ok, I'm good now. Heh, so anyway *snort* how in the hell did we end up like this?" Midnight continued to give a little giggle ever so often watching Twilight's expression change.
"I have no clue. It must have been from........................." Twilight stopped for a moment remembering last night.
"I'm waiting." Midnight smirked crossing her arms.
"Last night after we.... fell asleep, You looked so peaceful. I cast the memory spell on you to see if you were dreaming again. You weren't, but when I found you, You pulled me in bed with you even though you were asleep. I didn't want to wake you so I released the spell and woke up to you screaming at me."
Midnight gave a confused look then thought to himself. "Wait, was the place I was in like a library?"
Twilight nodded.
"Oh good grief!" Midnight groaned falling back onto a large pillow her legs in the air.
"What? What does that mean?!" He asked nervously.
"That room, it's my subconscious. It is the collected thought's in my head in a dormant form. Outside of that room they are all organized as rooms for each category they represent. Each book is a single experience, thought, skill or relatively a variety of other things that I cannot even begin to explain. When you went into that room and apparently bedded with me. You attached yourself to my subconscious. Since you were at that spot and released the spell, you linked yourself to me mentally, and when I awoke first, My mind thought that your body was the original host since when I was human, I had no magical power and thus I was weaker than you. So my body reverted to the weaker of the two bodies." She spoke to herself rubbing her chin with a hoof.
Twilight looked at Midnight for a moment in shock.
"Oh sweet Celestia, Does that mean we are stuck like this forever?" She began to panic.
"Well. Unless we can somehow do the same thing over again, I highly doubt it. But if we can then you will need to be outside of that room before releasing the spell again." He smiled.
"But what about the power level of each of us, won't that affect the transfer?" Twilight asked almost ready to cry.
"Well, not entirely. You see, since you are now more powerful than me, and I am in your body. Since my original form had no magic and you had magic..............." Midnight trailed off.
"Well?!" Twilight shouted.
"In all honesty, We may have a chance to return to our original bodies, or we might be stuck this way. Its a fifty fifty shot." Twilight groaned falling back into a pile of books.
"Well there is one plus side to this." Midnight chirped.
"Oh really?" Twilight groaned.
"Now we know what it is to be like the other for a while." She laughed
Twilight rolled over looking at Midnight. "Yep, your evil."
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A short time had past since they awoke that morning, After some convincing and threatening to do naughty things to Twilight's body she finally caved and allowed Midnight to leave the Library. Of course with some terms in place though.
Twilight on the other hand decided to fly around for a while since she had not had real wings before, being in an Alicorns body was going to be a treat she wouldn't pass up.
Midnight smiled as she trotted around town, everypony oblivious as to who she actually was. "Alright, So now I can roam freely without Twilight breathing down my neck, What should I do?" Midnight thought to herself.
He looked around seeing ponies going about their business as usual during the day until a white hoof waved in front of her face. Midnight shook herself to attention seeing Rarity beside her, a concerned look on her face.
"Twilight darling? Are you ok?" Rarity asked.
"Yea, just trying to think of something to do." She smiled.
"Well why not come to the spa with me? Midnight took off yesterday after our little encounter saying that he was going to meet with you about something. He never came home last night. It makes me wonder if you two are having any fun since I have allowed him to have his fun." Rarity giggled thinking she could get a rise of embarrassment out of Twilight.
"Sure, lets go. As for Midnight, we spoke about some anomalies I found regarding the books he donated to the library. As for him and I doing anything, Sorry but it just hasn't happened yet." She smirked as they walked toward the spa.
"Yet darling? So you are working on getting a piece of his flank then?" Rarity giggled covering her mouth.
Midnight gasped for a moment. 'Dammit I'd better watch what I say around her, she may not be as smart as Twilight is, but when it comes to gossip she is a fucking GENIUS.'
"Well, I'm not really interested in him." Midnight spoke bluntly walking ahead of Rarity to the spa.
"Oh really? Why is that? He is only a Male Alicorn, that is super intelligent, a serious beefcake, caring, chivalrous, kind, Oh I could go on and on Twilight." Rarity swooned thinking of Midnight.
Midnight on the other hoof was letting what Rarity was saying feed his ego.
"So what about you? I know you've had your fun with him, as did Rainbow Dash. How is he?" Midnight smiled causing Rarity to back peddle a little.
"Twilight darling, are you feeling alright? You would never ask me such a question without at least blushing. Sex really isn't a subject you are prone to be, well............ smart in." Rarity gave a nervous smile.
"And why is that?" Midnight asked cocking an eyebrow.
"Because your a virgin darling. Inexperience is what your good at when it comes to finding a male to play with." Rarity smirked.
'Ah so that's why Twilight didn't want to go all the way the other night, Hell I bet that was the first time she has ever even laid in the same bed with a male.' Midnight chuckled to himself as they arrived at the spa.
Rarity and Midnight arrived at the spa, quickly going into the steam room and settling in.
"So darling, tell me all about whats has gone on with you this week." Rarity smiled already knowing the answer.
"Well, not much, just studying night and day, my normal boring routine." She spoke plainly thinking of how boring Twilight is.
"Oh you know that isn't what I meant. Tell me about what you and Midnight have been up to." She smiled widely.
"Well." Midnight began trying to think of what all they had done that week, unable to come up with a single story. "Other than him coming over the other night when I asked, nothing really." She shrugged.
"Oh come now darling, You told me just the other week that you wanted Midnight to come over so you could have some fun with him. I never thought of you being so bold and to finally have fun with a stallion for once. Even Fluttershy has beaten you to that point darling." Rarity giggled causing Midnight to gasp slightly.
"So am I the only one out of the six of us to still be a virgin?" Midnight asked, his mouth hung open at the thought.
"Actually, yes. All of our little group except you have done the deed darling." Rarity giggled.
Midnight face hoofed thinking of how pent up poor Twilight was all the time. That must be why she is always so grumpy.
"Ugh! I am so going to get her when I get back." Midnight mumbled to herself.
"What was that darling?" Rarity asked hearing Midnight mumble.
"Nothing, I just need to get back to the library, I just remembered something I need to get done asap." Midnight smiled as she stood making her way out of the room, taking a quick shower in one of the shower stalls then leaving the Spa.
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Upon arriving at the library Midnight could hear some noises coming from upstairs. Spike wasn't around downstairs so he thought that Twilight and him were upstairs. Midnight grinned as he had planned on scaring the two, slowly making her way up the stairs. As he got closer to the room she listened in pressing an ear to the door.
"Oh YEA! That's the spot! Don't stop!" A female voice could be heard through the door.
Midnight pulled back her mouth hung open in shock. "There is NO WAY Twilight is doing what I think he is doing!"
Midnight was about to open the door when he heard a loud moan coming from inside the room.
'HOLY FUCK! TWILIGHT IS REALLY DOING IT!' Midnight thought to himself, He began to laugh but stopped as realization hit him. Twilight was still in his body, so who the fuck was he fucking? 'Oh that little shit, We agreed to a NO FUCKING anyone rule while we are like this. With her body still being a virgin I am SO going to get her for this!' He growled thinking to himself as he burst into the room. The two occupants shrieking in terror seeing Twilight's body coming through the door, but it was actually Midnight.
Midnight stopped for a moment as he looked at the two, A smile began to crack his scowl as it grew to a giggle, then a full blown laugh as he fell over crying.
"What the hay?" Twilight yelled as he looked at Midnight laughing on the floor.
"Holy Crap!, HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA. You two really had me going." Midnight continued laughing as Twilight and Rainbow Dash sat up from the bed, obviously confused.
"What do you mean, Had you going?" RD asked with a cocked brow.
"I heard you two from downstairs, I had intentionally come up here to surprise you, but when I heard a loud moan coming from a mare I thought someone was in here having sex." Midnight busted out laughing again rolling around on the floor in tears.
"A-and, all I walked in on was this one here giving you a massage!" Midnight continued laughing until her face was soaked with tears.
RD and Twilight face hoofed. "I'll check ya later Night." RD smirked as she flew from the upstairs window to avoid anymore embarrassment.
Twilight walked over to Midnight who was still laughing on the floor and looked down to her.
"You know we agreed to the no sex rule before you left. Why do you think I would break that rule?" She groaned.
Midnight finally simmered down enough to talk again.
"Well considering all my body has to do is Stick its dick into something to have sex, I thought you wouldn't mind breaking that rule." He laughed causing Twilight's face to erupt in a blush that was hidden behind his black coat. Although Midnight could still tell because Twilight's fire mane turned pink.
"Well, anyway, I'm glad your curiosity is satisfied. Now what are you doing back here? I thought you were going out for a while." Twilight droned.
"Well I met up with Rarity and we went to the spa. She divulged a little information about you during our conversation that I wasn't aware of, But makes perfect sense now." Midnight grinned walking toward Twilight who tensed up.
"W-what are you talking about?" He back peddled falling onto the bed, Midnight quickly jumping onto the bed pinning him down. Midnight leaned down to Twilight's face smiling. He turned his head to the side closing his eyes as Midnight leaned to his ear. She smiled as she spoke one word letting it linger.
"Viiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin." Midnight jumped off Twilight giving a chuckle as Twilight bolted upright, His flame mane now solid pink as he twiddled his forehooves.
"That's not funny." Twilight whined giving a pouty lip.
"Well, it is in a way. I can't believe your like, what, in your late teens, early twenties, and still haven't had sex? It's far easier for a female to find a partner to have fun with than a male." He smirked
"Well, I just haven't found my special somepony yet." Twilight grumped crossing his arms.
"Heh, You don't have to wait for that special someone in order to just have sex. Remember what I told you?"
Twilight thought back to their talk about sex blushing at it. "Yes, so?"
"When you find that special someone, wouldn't you want to know what to do before you two make love for the first time so that it won't be awkward. I mean sure, a guy love's to know that a girl waited for the right person to be with but damn! Being your age and still a virgin. Most guys would think that your just a tight ass that doesn't like having ANY fun." Midnight smirked causing Twilight to become visibly angry.
"I am NOT some tight flank that doesn't like to have any fun!" He stamped the floor in a huff. "I.......... Just like to keep to myself........... and read................ a lot." Twilight felt a pang in his heart from realizing how socially withdrawn he had become. He let a few tears fall from his face as his eyes fell to the floor.
"Hey, hey now, don't cry, I was just picking at you. I didn't mean to upset you." Midnight felt hurt at what she had just done, coming over and wrapping her hooves around Twilight's neck and pulling him into a hug.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mea....................." Midnight was cut short as Twilight pulled away.
"No you're right! I have been a tight flank all this time. To worried about my studies to have a positive social life, I never did find anypony to care for." She sobbed. "And nopony to care for me........." She spoke quietly looking away.
"Now that's not true." Midnight spoke up causing Twilight's attention to fall on him. "I have always cared for you since the moment we met and I got to know you. Your a probably the smartest being I have ever met. I don't know anyone who could hold a candle to you when it comes to intellect. Noone with the drive you have for learning. Noone to stand up for their friends like you do. You are by far the most awesome pony I have ever met." Midnight spoke as she walked closer toward Twilight.
Twilight gave a disheartened smile looking into Midnights eye's. "D-do you really mean that?" He asked.
"With all my heart. And don't you ever think differentlmmmmmmmMMMMM!" Midnight spoke but was cut off as Twilight pressed forward giving her a kiss. She stood there shocked eyes wide open until the kiss broke. Twilight pulled away smiling at her surprise.
"I'm sorry, did you not like that?" He shied away.
"It's not that, It was just, weird seeing my body move in to kiss, well, me!" Midnight laughed rubbing her hoof through her mane embarrassed.
Twilight gave a giggle at the comment. "Yea, it felt weird kissing myself as well."
They both sat there laughing quietly.
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It was getting late and both Twilight and Midnight were getting tired. They had decided to do what they did the previous night upon Midnight falling asleep.
A spell later and they were both inside Midnight's head, Midnight was asleep on the large pillow in the library room in his subconscious. He looked normal in every way Except Twilight noticed an additional figure on the bed with him. It was herself, and she was asleep as well.
"What in the hay?" She asked as she walked quietly to the bedside gently nudging her duplicate.
Her duplicate awoke rubbing her eyes and looking at who woke her, The duplicate began to scream but was silenced with a hoof shoved into her mouth from the other Twilight.
"No screaming!" Twilight whispered nodding to Midnight. The duplicate looked over to Midnight sleeping then back to the other Twilight. She nodded and moved from the bed as Twilight removed her hoof.
(We will refer to the Twilight who was asleep as Twilight 2 and the one who awoke her Twilight one.)
"Whats going on here?" Twilight 2 asked looking at Twi 1.
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After filling herself in on what had gone on Twi 2 spoke.
"So what do we do now?" Twi 2 asked.
"Well if all my assumptions are correct. All we will have to do is leave this room and break the spell. When you broke the spell before your subconscious overwrote Midnights in that room thereby switching bodies. When we break the spell this time, We should return to normal as long as we are outside of this room and in the long hallway." Twi 1 said smiling.
"Sound plausible to me. Lets do this." Twi 2 smiled as her horn glowed. Twi 1's horn began to glow as they both broke the spell at the same time.
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Twilight awoke rubbing her eyes and giving a yawn, Morning had arrived quickly even though it felt like only a few minutes while inside Midnight's head. She looked over to see Midnight sleeping soundly in his original body. She looked down seeing her purple coat, quickly levitating a mirror to in front of her, she gave a contented smile seeing that she was back in her body as well.
"This has been one hell of a ride." She giggled plopping back into bed and immediately being snuggled by Midnight.
"Well, at least it wasn't all bad." She smiled giving his nose a kiss.
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