Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Strong as the red coated stallion was, he seemed almost humble beneath the single spot light in the darkness.

Big Macintosh...

...Never finished school...

"Eeeeyup..."

Big Macintosh...

...Is over compensating for something with his name...

"Eeeeyup..."

Big Macintosh...

...Is a lord of the tap-dance...

"...Eeyup..."

Big Macintosh...

...Is in cahoots with Applejack to steal the Apple Family's money...

"...Eeeyup..."

Celestia...!

This colt's a wall...!

Yes...

...He's too even tempered for us to unbalance...

...Miss...

...Take it from here...

With pleasure...

Big Mac...

...is sexist...

"Eee-nope..."

Big Mac...

...Is perfectly willing to let a girl buck all the trees without help...

"No filly can do that alone..."

He budged...

...Push him over Scarface...

Big Mac...

...admits to thinking a filly can't buck trees without help...

"Not all of 'em."

Now you know...

Big Mac the Sexist...

"Ask my sisters, I'm always fair."

Don't worry...

I will...

With narrowed eyes Big Mac departed from the light like so many before.