I'm not sold on this idea...

You can't buy what's already in your house.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means you already have it. Therefor you cannot say you don't want it.

...That's dumb.

As are you.

Hey, Queenie. You see this? I have hands now. You know what this hand gesture is?

Technically you had the capability to make gestures like that at me before... Also, that is your index finger.

Psh! I know that. I'm making an "L" at you... Who's the dumb one now?

Stop fighting! You're tearing me apart!

You see that? You're damaging the poor boy.

We're sorry, mini man... We'll behave.

You'll do more than that. You two have to get out of here. I'm expecting some special guests and I don't want you two here.

Fine... When did you get too old to have your parents around your friends?

The moment I met you. Now go.

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Are you ready, Pip?

I've got some grade "A" jokes right here. Cap'n helped me write them.

I'm sure he did...

Author's Notes:

Coming up next: The Human Six... And a dog.