Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

On center stage (what's left of it) stands a budding new face to all the realm; a mare standing rather balanced and equal, all things considered.

Starlight Glimmer...

...We want to ask you a question...

"Ask away. That IS partly why I came here after all. To express myself."

Yeah... Anyway! How tall is a dog?

"A dog?"

A dog...

"I'd say about this tall...?" Putting her hoof at around half her size, she looked confused.

And how tall is a pony?

Glimmer raised her hoof up to her own height. "This tall... The same height as me... A pony."

And how tall is a horse?

Glimmer raised her hoof even higher, pointing her front limb out over and in front of her, as if she were measuring a horse. "This tall--"

FREEZE IT!

The shutter of a camera went off with a great flash; capturing Starlight Glimmer with her hoof raised up in a heil.

This'll look great on the cover of Cutie Marxist Weekly.

"That's not a magazine."

How would you know? You haven't seen civilized living in years!

"Yes I have!"

Starlight Glimmer...

...has a willy...

"I have a w--No I don't!"

Does someone in your town have a willy...?

"Yes. But they're boys!"

Sounds unfair...

Hash-tag Free-Willies...

"You don't need anatomy to be equal to be equal."

Starlight Glimmer...

...Failed first grade math...

"Where are you getting this slanted information?"

Starlight Glimmer...

...Pokes kids with a stick...

"You have to so you can remove the cutie marks. How else would you do it?"

Tirek did it by sucking on ponies...

You're like a smaller, lamer, stick wielding Tirek...

...With bad hair.

"My hair is just--!"

Now you know...

Starlight Glimmer...

"Liars! They don't know anything."

Calling us a liar?

Who's the one that puts blush on her butt?

"It's not blush! It's mascara!" Starlight Glimmer hopped off the stage in a huff, entering the darkness and leaving the show behind.

Bring your hippy-dippy bull-pie to someone who cares!

Yeah! Three out of four of us don't even have cutie marks!

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