...Nailed it. Nopony will--

Pip, what're you doing?

BISCUITS AND CRACKERS AND ALL THE OTHER BREAKFAST MEALS! Sis? W-What're you doing here?

Is there an echo in here? I asked you first...

Um... Well... B-Because Cap'n and Queeny's wedding is taking so long to get done because, well, you know... I decided to write a play!

...Write a play?

Yes.

...You?

Mhm.

...On your own?

I ask Ms. Lis to get me the rights to a bunch of plays to use as templates. But, yeah.

...Which play did you pick?

Something about miserable mares.

...Give me that script.

Why? It's my play.

No. Because I know you. You'll cast people all wrong. I'll be the producer. You can hold the clipper thing and yell cut.

Really!? Thanks, sis!

No problem... Let me just-- What the!?

What's wrong?

Well... The casting sheet looks almost... good.

Of course it's good. I learned from my sis, after all.

Hm... Alright. I approve.

Yay. Can you help me write the lyrics now?

I would be happy to... As long as I can re-write all of Twilight Sparkle's character's lines.

Sure!

Les Miserables... Directed by Pipsqueak Discordia-Swarm. Produced by Sunset Shimmer.