Know your mare, know your mare, kno--

To the attention of the entire stage, the spotlights set upon the darkly clad guard with wings like a bat.

No way...!

Is that---?

Sunshine--

Bloody sausages...!

Get him out of here...!

Why...?

Look at him...!

...He's a killing machine...!

"I've never actually--"

He's right...

...look at that eye-patch...

...Only one bad mother bucker would wear that...

"Actually, it's--"

And those wings...!

Bat wings...?

Truly only the most demonic of creatures would have them...

"Well, where I come--"

And he has a dark coat...

Oh come on Queeny...

...Really...?

Making this a race thing...?

We were making good points and you just had to go and make it awkward...

Ugh...

"If you would just let me talk--"

Cap'n...!

He's getting belligerent...!

Belligerent...!?

That's the worst kind of 'getting'...!

Leave us, Sunshine Smiles...!

We don't want any trouble...!

"...Freaks..." Was all he muttered before fading out into the darkness of the outer stage.

...That was close Cap'n...

I know...

...Thank the Makers we're alive...

Author's Notes:

Sunshine Smiles by Egophiliac