Suddenly, the sound of rushing water that had been steadily growing louder had a source placed to it. Canterlot Falls emerged into the line of sight for the party of Pokemon and one mare, an awe-inspiring, peaceful sight.

And immediately, Vincent’s eyes snapped to a set of nearby trees, picking out one to rest under.

“Eyes and ears open... remember,” Ignis whispered.

My eyes won’t be open much longer if I have my way, the Kadabra groused back. I enjoy my naps. Perhaps a bit too much, but that doesn’t stop me from enjoying them.

Rika looked at the drowsy Kadabra, “That can’t be good, we need something to keep him awake.”

“Anyone know Wake-Up Slap?” Lucy questioned of the gathered ‘mon.

Seth shrugged, “I have Thunder and Discharge.”

Rika looked around and saw something that sparked some inspiration. There was a stallion offering to paint ponies portraits. “Hey Lucy, why don’t you and Vincent get a portrait? Commemorate your visit to Canterlot?”

Lucy grinned wickedly and grabbed a hold of Vincent’s left arm. “Not a bad idea.”

Wait, I didn’t agree to this! Lucy, what’s gotten into you? Vincent was a bit concerned that his ‘sister’ was acting odd and that his planned nap was being interrupted.

“Oh shush and let’s talk to the stallion,” she replied as they drew closer to him. "Pardon me, sir, but would you be willing to paint a picture of us as a souvenir of our time here?"

The stallion turned and nodded at the couple, beaming brightly at the request. "I would love to! If you two will just strike a pose..."

Lucy giggled a bit, and Vincent turned to see that she wasn't the only one. Rika seemed to be having her own giggling fit while Seth was questioning her. At that point, Vincent got a slight bit of revenge and his voice rang out to Seth and Rika. Well then, if it’s such a good thing, why don’t you join us? After all, we shouldn’t be the only ones with such a portrait…

“That’s a brilliant idea!” Rika cried out. “Hey, ponyboy can you do us next?”

“For a few Bits, yes Ma’am,” the stallion nodded.

Seth just sighed and nodded as well. “Well, I suppose it couldn’t hurt. Really wish I still had my camera though.”

Two challenges presented themselves to Vincent and Lucy. The first was Vincent finding a pose that he wouldn’t be tempted to nap in, as he doubted Lucy would want a picture with him featuring closed eyes. The second was Lucy finding a pose that wouldn’t broadcast all of her intentions right off the bat. She settled for hugging Vincent from the side, as she’d done that enough to snap him out of his darker memories when necessary, and Vincent shrugged before pulling out his Twisted Spoon and striking a stance himself.

“A Twisted Spoon?” Seth murmured. The stallion motioned for the other pair to come over as he set up a second canvas, and levitated over some more paint.

“What kind of artist would I be if I couldn’t paint more than one picture at a time?” he chuckled. Rika grinned gleefully as she wrapped her ribbons around Seth, smiling broadly.

You’d have to ask Sam where he found it, Vincent replied to the Luxray's question. And speaking of, Lucy found a Steel Coat while she was off training for ‘im, so I’m guessing Arceus brought quite a lot more than just us here.

“Interesting, yet another question to add to the growing list I need to ask Arceus when I see him again.” Seth mused. “And Rika, watch those ribbons!”

“Eheheh,” she giggled, retracting the one that was making its way towards his flank.

“Ah, such wonderful muses!” the stallion sighed as he painted. “I think I shall find more Pokemon couples to paint after this!”

Vincent sighed, somehow, and replied to nobody in particular. Why does everyone think we’re a couple? We’re brother and sister more than that. First Weiss, then you...and I get the nagging feeling that I’m forgetting something…

The stallion seemed to not notice the Kadabra’s comment, smiling happily.

“Oh shush and accept the compliment,” Lucy retorted while shooting a quick glance at the stallion and shaking her head. The more others pointed it out to Vincent, the more she feared he’d react negatively.

“Ah, well my mistake...” the stallion said.

The others had decided to sit in the shade, Ignis was now snoring happily under a tree while Selena, Titania and Fritter just chatted amongst themselves.

So while we wait, Vincent said while holding his pose, Titania, what would you like to know first and foremost?

“Well,” Titania pondered. “Where is Weiss right now? Where did they end up when we arrived in Equestria?”

No clue about the where they are or where they were when they arrived, though by a phrase one of them said, I’m guessing he and a good portion of your fellow members arrived in Griffon lands. The Kadabra was honest with what he knew and didn’t know. Better to have her angry about the truth than happy about a lie.

“Griffon lands?” Titania was confused until Fritter explained.

“Y’all might have seen one or two around Canterlot. Big fellas with wings and beaks. They come from a land known as Griffonia, across the sea.”

“Across the sea!?” Titania sighed. “Great... just, great. How the hell do I get there?”

You failed to ask the right question, you know. Vincent said with a hint of cheek to his voice.

“What do you mean by that?” Titania asked, a slight hint of irritation in her voice.

You asked where they are and where they were when they arrived. You failed to take into account that I ran into them, and we’re not across the sea now, are we? Nor have I been across one. So the right question is…

“Well... I did ask where Weiss was right now,” Titania replied.

And I did tell you I didn’t know. In order to know, I would have to have been with him yesterday when I decided to go to Ponyville, and he and the ones with him decided not to go. But once again...the correct question stares you in the face.

Titania blinked before replying to that. “I see Xavier taught you how not to get to the point either,” she snarked.

Lucy sighed before explaining. “Actually, he picked that up from interacting with Bit when he was less than sane. And allow me to decipher it for you. We don’t know where he was when he arrived, though we have a pretty good guess as to the general region. We don’t know where he is, because we didn’t ask about his future plans. And the reason we still met him and haven’t crossed an ocean to do so is because we met him, here in Equestria. Therefor, the correct question is: Where did you meet Weiss? Or perhaps: How do you know him?”

Vincent nodded slightly as Lucy explained the reason behind his cryptic words. I do try to encourage others to ask the right questions. Whether or not they get the answer they sought is up to them.

“And that’s pure Bit right there,” Lucy said with a deadpan in her voice.

“You have my deepest sympathies,” Titania nodded. “Well then I shall ask, where and how did you meet my Guild Master.”

Manehatten, Vincent replied. I sent out a ‘ping’ to find things to do on our second day there, and Xavier picked up on it and decided to say hello. Out of curiosity, is your guild’s reaction to strange things always ‘punch it in the face’?

“In our line of work, if we don’t hit first then the enemy will... and we have a lot of enemies.” Titania nodded. “I am sorry about their foolish actions though.”

Huh. Well, this is a new world. One with, if Arceus is to be believed, far fewer foes. Possibly. Perhaps we can find a therapist for our issues. But frankly...I’m not sure anyone would know where to start with them…

“We are alike in some ways,” Titania said. “We are accustomed to a way of life that is less than pleasant, and adjusting to a more peaceful one is... difficult.”

Easy enough for me, really, Vincent replied. All it took was a visit to Arceus and being assured that none of the Doctor’s staff or he himself came with, and I could finally learn to relax. Right up until everyone decided to pick up on my Pings, that is.

“Maybe y’all need a more subtle way of getting info,” Fritter laughed. “Like reading a notice board or simply askin’ somepony.”

That’s one way of doing things, Vincent replied. And were I still an Abra, I certainly would. But unless a Kadabra either exercises strict control, or keeps burning off their excess power...it...doesn’t end well.

“I’m kinda glad I didn’t pick Espeon as my evolution choice,” Rika said. “Being Psychic sounds... difficult.”

“He had some training in it,” Lucy said. “He only got headaches and heard voices when he was human, but it did prep him for the sudden...shift.”

Indeed, and I’ve had a series of good teachers in getting acquainted with my power.

“Sorry I can’t assist,” Seth said. “I barely know how to control my own form, let alone teach someone else.” He sighed as he looked at his paws, “It took me two days to learn how to even walk without falling over my own feet.”

Lucy snickered at the thought. “I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t, but for some reason, I find the idea of a load of humans going from biped to quadruped...or more, or less, highly entertaining to think of.”

“Yeah, laugh it up,” Seth pouted, but he had a small smile on his face too.

“Aaand done,” the stallion beamed. “I think they turned out wonderfully!”

Vincent and Lucy’s portrait was lovely. The two of them standing together, the roaring falls behind them and the sweetest smile on Lucy’s face. Vincent looked quite dapper in his hat and holding his Spoon up.

“Wow, they look great!” Rika beamed. “You’re really good Mister.”

Indeed, quite a nice portrait, my good stallion. How much is owed for this?

“Hmm? Well I’ve never painted a Pokemon before, and I think that I may just turn this into a new opportunity for me. Why don’t you take these as my thanks!”

Seth smiled graciously, but still dropped a pawful of Bits into the stallion’s bag. “We shall happily accept. Best of luck with your new venture.”

Vincent carefully took a hold of the picture and nodded before five coins appeared in his other hand. Indeed, you should be paid for the materials if nothing else. And take care.

He then turned to the others and nodded once. If there are no objections, I’ll pop off to the hotel room to drop this off carefully. Back in a moment.

“Ah, wait!” Rika said. “If it’s not too much trouble, can I go with you and drop this off at home? I can show you where it is.”

Not a problem, and I should have offered. Just grab ahold… The Kadabra proffered a glowing blue hand to the Sylveon.

“Such a gentlemon,” she giggled, taking his hand with one of her ribbons. “Let’s go!” The duo flashed out of the park, leaving Lucy and Seth behind.

“Well,” Seth said as they stood there. “You seem to be getting along well with Rika, Miss Lucy.”

Lucy smiled softly while picking her words carefully. “I think we’re kindred spirits, of a sort. Sisters to those who had no other. Helps that we understand one another about certain female things as well.”

“I’ll admit that I don’t know the female mind all too well,” Seth said with a smile. “And it certainly beats the constant bickering she gets into with Selena.” He sat down on the cool grass, sighing at having to stand up so long.

“But I couldn’t ask for a better sister, as lively as she is.”

“Those closest to us are ever thus,” she responded. “They may have their flaws, but we’d not trade them for the world. Vincent’s seems to be his obliviousness to anything of an adult nature…” Here she grinned and winked at Seth. “Something you share with him, if someone is to be believed.”

Seth blushed and looked away, “I... I’ve had my share of ‘adult situations’,” he replied. “It’s... a little complicated.”

Lucy sighed and nodded. “It always is,” she muttered. At that moment, the Sylveon and Kadabra flashed back to the park, a little dizzy, but none the worse off.

I really need to practice Teleporting with others long distances. It shouldn’t be this disorienting.

“Maybe Gardy could help you? She and Diantha teleport all over the place.”

Myself, fine. Inanimate objects, no problem. But it’s when you add another living being to the mix that I start having troubles. Edge is just damn lucky I was aiming for the beach…

Titania perked up at hearing a teammates name. “What was that about Edge?”

Vincent turned to Titania and gulped a few times to settle his stomach. Edge, somehow, showed up in the hotel where we were staying, and the best solution at the time was my Teleport. I’m thankful I aimed for the beach, because we appeared upside-down over it. Distance played a part, but only a minor one. I really need to figure out multiple-people Teleportation…

“Heh,” Titania laughed arily at that thought. “I wish I’d seen that.”

Selena poked at Ignis to wake him up. “C’mon sleepymon, let’s go.”

“Geh, five more minutes!” he grumbled.

Vincent blinked as the irony of the situation sunk in before smiling. Oh well, I was going to tell Titania about my little tussle with Xavier, but if you really don’t want to get up…

Selena frowned and then raised a paw and slapped Ignis right on the thigh. The dragon yelped and got to his feet. “Alright, alright. I’m up!”

“You were saying?” Titania asked sweetly.

Vincent grumbled a bit before acquising. Guy is a fortress. Seriously. Managed to make it seem like half an hour had passed in the span of a few seconds. I thought Luke had exaggerated how powerful Metagross were...he proved me wrong. And I’m pretty sure there’s not a whole lot outside of a Legendary that could stand up to him. Anyways...where next?

“It’s still a bit until sunset, but the Sundial is a fair walk from here.” Fritter looked at the map she got from Mocha. “Let’s just take our time and enjoy the sights while we walk.”

I can agree to that, Vincent said. After all, part of taking a tour of a city is to see it. I trust in your judgement, Miss Fritter.

“Well then, let’s go!” Fritter beamed. Ignis grumbled about not getting enough sleep, but followed anyway. Seth winced slightly, but continued gamely on.

“You alright?” Fritter asked, letting the Pokemon lean against her.

“Yeah, just a little sore is all.” Seth smiled. “I’m still good to go.”

“Pokemon bodies can take a surprising amount of punishment if you aren’t used to them,” Lucy commented absently. “Weiss, even in the form of a Bisharp, took two Aura Spheres and was able to drag himself upright and enjoy the rest of the day.” It was only after she said it that she realized that their company might not enjoy such an observation.

“Comparing Weiss to a normal human isn’t really fair,” Titania chuckled, “Not when you have a Pokemon like Shredder training you.”

“And Control didn’t really let me hold back against him either,” Selena said quietly. “Running back into a burning building to save our last family member was probably the tipping point though.”

...Y’know, we keep slipping back into stories that shouldn’t have happened, Vincent observed. And here I thought we were here to enjoy ourselves...Sheesh. If Simon were here, he’d say something to get us back on track while laughing, I’m sure. I...yeah, all those guys were okay once I got to know them.

“Is it weird to be missing a mercenary band?” Lucy mused.

“I would have yes, before coming to Equestria,” Seth chuckled. “But now... weird is the new normal for us I think.”

I’ll take weird over normal any day, thank you, Vincent said. Especially our normal.

“So what’s Las Pegasus like?” Rika asked, “Is it different to Canterlot or Ponyville?”

“Bright lights, gambling, and gangs everywhere,” Lucy said. “Seriously, you either watch yourself or you end up offending a criminal of some degree.”

As Bit will attest to, Vincent chuckled. Good news is, there’s one less mob boss in the world thanks to our bumbling. We’re hoping some of the anti-Pokemon sentiment that had been brewing thanks to them dies down before we return. And if not, that’s their problem.

“Well that’s... something.” Rika replied. “Seriously, are we just trouble magnets or what?”

As they walked, Rika eyed a clothing Boutique, and she started to smile.

“Idea~” Rika sang out. “Us girls need to look good, how about a small stop for some shopping therapy?” She looked at the boys and smirked, “Well, it’s not like you get a say in the matter anyhow.”

...Seth, we’re outnumbered, aren’t we? Even if it was only one of them, we’d be outnumbered, I feel.

“Hopelessly and utterly,” Seth replied. “We have little chance of survival and I just want you to know that I consider you a friend...” Seth swallowed and looked at the store, as Ignis booked it for parts unknown... bloody traitor.

Aaaactually… Vincent laid a glowing blue hand on Seth’s back and smirked. Please hold onto your lunch.

“Vincent, don’t you-”

Lucy’s statement was cut off by a bright flash of light as both the Luxray and Kadabra vanished in a Teleport to somewhere that was not here.

“...dare.”

“Well how do ya like them apples?” Fritter pouted.

“But... but, I wanted to put Lucy in cute outfits for Vincent,” Rika teared up. “So that’s how it’s gonna be, well two can play at this game Mister!”

She closed her eyes and after a moment, a loud ‘pop’ filled the air as Gardevoir teleported in, a sickly-looking Luxray and a disorientated Kadabra behind her.

“Welcome back boys~” Rika smiled all-too-cheerfully.

Vincent looked at the girls as his eyes swam a bit before blinking and shaking his head. Mmnope! Sorry Seth, but the feeling of dread hasn’t vanished, and I doubt I could take you with and still get away from Gardevoir, so...Take care!

With that, the Kadabra closed his eyes and said a few words before Teleporting again, this time creating dozens of ‘false’ trails over the city, leaving Seth to his fate.

“Seriously!?” Rika shouted. “Wha- I just... GAH!!”

“I think I’m gonna hurl,” Seth groaned.

“He did warn you before he tried to take you away,” Lucy commented before turning to Gardevoir and raising an eyebrow inquisitively.

“I merely wished to assist in this endeavor,” Gardevoir replied. She used a Heal Pulse on Seth, ridding him of the nauseating feeling. “But it seems that Mr. Vincent is much more stubborn than I expected.”

“We’re just lucky we found something for him to do besides nap at the park, otherwise I swear he would have,” Lucy said. “And once he is napping, good luck getting him up.”

“I wonder where he went?” Rika pondered. “Or Ignis for that matter.”

“Ignis will get his later,” Selena growled. “One simply does not ditch his mate like that...” She shot a glance at Lucy, “Ah, well... sorry.”

Lucy merely shrugged and turned to Rika before looking back at the store. “We’re going to need to get back at him in the worst way possible. And fortunately, I know where our bits are. If Gardevoir can pull off a similar trick that Vincent does, we’ve got access to a small fund to use for our revenge…”

“You... I like that plan~” Rika smirked. “Okay Gardy, reckon you can retrieve their funds?”

Gardevoir paused, looking into Lucy’s mind to determine the location and her eyes glowed, a piece of the luggage from the family popping into existence a moment later. “I believe this is what you are looking for?”

Lucy smirked and nodded. “Indeed. Care to help me, girls?”

“Shopping spree~” Rika cheered, dragging the Lucario inside the Boutique. “We’re going to have fun.”

There was only one place Vincent could go, if he was to escape for even a moment. He would have to trust in someone he just met who had also fled, and hope that he wasn't currently flying.

Incoming!

With a flash, Vincent popped into existence a good foot above the Sundial, falling and stumbling as gravity reasserted itself. Ugh. When I find a way to get back at Rika for dragging Gardevoir into this…

Ignis gave a lazy flap and caught Vincent. “Whoa there, that’s a good way to get hurt,” he advised. “You okay there?”

The Kadabra nodded and made sure his feet were stable before replying. Had...had to pick at the seal to even have a chance against a Gardevoir. Especially after I tried that Teleport with Seth. Still feeling a bit...woozy. Just...gimme a moment.

“Gardevoir? Seth? You ah, you didn’t leave those girls behind... did you?”

Tried to take Seth with me to anywhere but there after we saw you running for it. Rika pulled Gardevoir into it, she pulled us back. I couldn’t save him and shake off Gardevoir at the same time, so I went with the selfish option.

Ignis stared for a moment, before letting loose a full belly laugh. “Boy, you have no fear! But I fear that was probably the worst decision you have ever made. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned as they say.”

Vincent tilted his head and said, quite innocently, Then why did you run?

“Because I also have no fear!” Ignis roared proudly. “And Selena’s cute when she’s angry.”

If what you just said is true, I’m pretty sure she won’t see it that way, Vincent mused. And while I do care for Lucy, she’s a sister to me more than anything else. Plus I don’t know the females that Seth seems to have surrounded himself with. So...why would I be afraid?

“Hah! I like you,” Ignis said, thumping him on the back. “But we will pay for our actions... mark my words...” He looked up at the great Sundial, “This here is pretty impressive huh?”

The little Psychic seemed to just now take notice of where he was and quietly whistle. Goodness...and this used to be on Earth?

“Yeah, in the Kalos region. Anistar City if I’m not mistaken.” Ignis touched the surface of the stone and sighed. “Supposedly it’s tied to Mega Evolution, so I came here wondering if there was a way to get my Mega Stone back... but I found nothing.”

Nothing but a nice view. That’s something I can appreciate. Though...Methinks all of those who are looking for their Mega Evolutions here are barking up the wrong tree with this thing, Vincent said as he sat down and just looked at the Sundial.

“Well it didn’t hurt to try.” The dragon sat down next to him. “You need a powerful bond with your Trainer to Mega Evolve, one that joins the hearts of Trainer and Pokemon. Now that we’ve lost that ability, Selena and I, it’s like we lost a piece of ourselves.”

...You know, I just went through this with Titania. You’re not asking the right questions. Think about it, Vincent said while patting the Sundial next to him. I’m sure it’ll come to you.

“Yeah, I got it.” Ignis chuckled. “So tell me little fox, how is it that you know that the Sundial isn’t the answer?”

Simple. It, like us, was brought here. You should be asking the one who did the bringing if what you seek lies with him, or even in this world. If there were a way to sound more smug, passerby would be able to cut chunks of it with a butter knife.

“So Arceus then?” Ignis mused. Seems he’d have to pay God a visit sometime. “Speaking of, how did your meeting with the Great One go?”

He put answers to my questions, which is all I ever wanted in life, really. Especially answers to questions I didn’t know I had once Xerneas showed up. I’ve...I’ve got a lot to be thankful for with her. Vincent trailed off and stared at nothing as he considered what could have been before shuddering. A lot indeed.

“Sounds like it was quite the experience,” Ignis said. “Treasure every moment...Oh boy... uh, yeah... we’re at the Sundial... we, as in Vincent and I, who do you think I meant?”

He shifted his wings and sighed. “Yup, an ill omen indeed.”

She’s found us, hasn’t she. Vincent deadpanned.

“Yeah, they’re gonna meet us here later. It seems that they’re... busy with something as Lucy put it.”

Isn’t the reason we fled because we didn’t want to know? I almost feel sorry for Seth.

“I wouldn’t be, that boy has the luck of a four-leaf clover and a Ponyta shoe put together,” Ignis replied. “If anything, he’s probably the best off out of all of us.”

Vincent looked at the crystalline structure beneath him and sighed. Well...seeing as how you’re the ‘elder brother’ of your group, I have a...nah, you probably don’t want to hear me ask. Forget it…

“Hey now, none of that!” Ignis lightly scolded. “What do you want to know?”

Well… here the tone of the Kadabra’s voice seemed to turn towards ‘embarrassed’ before continuing. While in the lab, I never did get information about anything of an...adult nature. But on our first day here in Equestria, I ran into so many minds in Las Pegasus with things like…that...in the forefront of their brains. Plus on our last day there, I sent out a Ping...I’ve got an understanding as to the mechanics, essentially. One I never asked for. I could do with context, and Sam is probably working out a plan still. But...the images. I need context.

Ignis flinched, his voice noticeably shifted in tone when he replied. “W-well, it sounds like you need help. So I’ll do my best okay? What exactly do you need context with?”

Vincent closed his eyes and asked the question on his mind. Why? Why in the world would two beings choose to...do that? I just don’t understand the reasons…

Ignis took a breath. “Okay, so when you say ‘that’ I’m going to assume you mean, mating?” He paused, presumably to collect his thoughts before giving an answer. “Well, there are a lot of reasons, especially for humans. For Pokemon, the base desire to reproduce is the most common one. But others like companionship and love are there too.” He cleared his throat for the next bit.

“For one, it feels really good, if it’s done properly. The euphoria of being that intimate with the one you love is second to none. Others do it just because it feels good, love isn’t really a factor there.” he put a claw on Vincent’s shoulder and smiled. “It’s not something you should rush into either, when you find someone, somepony, whoever makes you feel that special, and you’re comfortable with them... just let your instincts guide you. The heart isn’t something you can fight against. The hearts wants what the heart wants. That’s all there is to it.”

The Kadabra nodded a few times as the words sunk in. Okay...but how do you know? I mean, how did you know with Selena, how is anyone supposed to know? It’d...help, I suppose, in organizing these images.

“How did I know Selena liked me?” Ignis laughed. “When I arrived at the hospital, she pinned me to the ground and kissed me. That was a pretty good indicator. But for others? Well it depends on the individual I suppose. Seth for example, used to date a Gym Leader named Elesa. They started out with Seth simply asking if she wanted to go to dinner with him. Like I said before, a potential partner could be a total stranger at first, or your best friend.”

He seemed to have an idea, “Alright, how are you with mental exercises?”

Pretty decent, I used to play all sorts of logic games with Bit. Might take it up again.

“Okay, so we’ll try two scenarios then. First... uh, wait. This will sound awkward but, what are your preferences?”

Vincent hummed at that before shrugging. I...have no idea. I only recently found out this was a Thing, after all. I would need to...how does one typically find out?

“Well I suppose one simply knows... but not all the time. Let’s try and simplify it, would you be more comfortable with a male or a female?”

Vincent pictured himself with one of each before wincing and nodding. I think female.

“Alright, that’s a good start!” Ignis beamed. “Now, I want you to picture a female you don’t know very well. Pony, Pokemon, the choice is yours. But try and picture yourself... hmm, let’s try sitting in the park, holding hands.”

The Kadabra’s mind ran through a short list of plausible scenarios before he shook his head. Nothing. Every time I go for it, I end up drawing away. I don’t know them well enough for that.

“Well okay, we’re making progress. That means you’d probably prefer a relationship of trust over love at this stage. Now picture the same scenario, only with someone more familiar.”

Only one face, one form found its way into Vincent’s mind, and he blushed and stammered at the very idea. I...what...but that...okay that can’t be right.

“Okay, you need to be truthful. Who was it you pictured? And how did you feel? Describe the emotion if you can.”

It was Lucy, Vincent said bluntly. And I managed to get as far as us hugging on the bench, but in this context it just feels wrong to think of her like that. I’ve...never thought of her like that. She’s always been like a sister to me.

“Okay, I’ll stop you there. Now you used to be human, so unless she was too, no actual blood bond ties you together. And before you ask, I know better than anyone that Family is more than just blood, I called Selena and Rika my sister’s for a reason you know.” He paused for a moment before continuing. “That aside, how did you feel? Uneasy, Nervous, Nauseous?”

A bit of all of that, Vincent replied. But I don’t understand it at all. I trust her. I always have. Why would I feel that around her?

“Because you care for her,” Ignis said. “The heart is never wrong, it’s simply a matter of listening to it.” Ignis looked Vincent square in the eye, “What you feel isn’t wrong, and it shouldn’t be considered wrong. Lucy has always been by your side right? And you’d do anything for her?” He chuckled and put a wing around him. “That... that’s love.”

There was silence for a moment before the Psychic would speak up again. Well, I feel like a moron for only now learning about one of life’s lessons.

“Don’t be, your... situation, is a pretty understandable excuse.” Ignis looked up again, “Ah, they should be here soon... and apparently you’re in for a surprise.”

...I dislike surprises. It’s going to take a while before I start associating the term ‘surprise’ with anything positive. Lucy would know this. Why is she letting this happen?

“I know my family and they wouldn’t do anything to hurt you and yours.” Ignis chuckled, “Just think of it as as part of growing up boy.”

...Fine. So what’s the big i- Vincent’s words were cut off as he caught sight of Lucy. Perfectly understandable, all things considered.

The Lucario wore a pale yellow sundress, with her usual hat on her head, but it now had a ribbon tied around it that matched the dress. Her fur had been combed and a light amount of makeup applied to her features. Even her spikes had been polished and shone.

“So, how does she look?” Rika asked. Vincent’s jaw hung open as he tried to formulate a reply, but no words could be found. He was instead immersed in the moment, and he wasn’t exactly complaining.

“Um, Vincent?” Rika looked at him.

Ignis nudged the stunned Psychic. “Go on,” he hissed under his breath. “It’s rude to keep a lady waiting.”

Eventually Vincent closed his mouth and coughed a bit before replying. I feel underdressed just being nearby. You know you didn’t have to do this for me, right?

Rika could have screamed. “Okay Luce, you just need to lay on a little charm. Not much, just enough to get him focused on you and only you.”

Lucy nodded before replying with the first thing that came to mind. “I didn’t have to, true. But I wanted to. Besides, don’t we deserve a little happiness now?”

Vincent smiled at the thought and nodded. Well...thank you, then. And sunset approaches...I suppose there was a reason you wanted us to be here, Rika?

Rika beamed from ear to ear, and then the moment occurred. Just as the sun lowered ever so slowly towards the horizon, it’s rays caught the Sundial and a brilliant, stunningly beautiful light erupted from it. Lucy and Vincent looked at one another and both seemed to draw a breath at the same moment.

“Vincent, I-”

Lucy, there’s some-

They seemed to realize that they were talking over one another and stopped at the same moment before laughing. Vincent then lit up an arm and quirked an eyebrow. Lucy nodded, and a glow surrounded both their heads while they conversed telepathically.

The space formed around the two linked minds, and Vincent guided it to form a familiar glade. Lucy opened her eyes to see the peaceful place they'd awoken in upon arriving in Equestria and nodded her head. "This makes a good deal of sense."

"Indeed it does," Vincent said while opening his eyes and lying back, watching the 'clouds' pass by. "The first moment we realized we were free to do as we would. The moment when we realized we were well and truly free. Why wouldn't I enshrine that moment?"

Lucy sat down next to his form and also looked at the sky before asking her question. "Vincent, what do you think of me? When you think about me, what do you feel?"

"You're my sister," Vincent replied, a bit too quickly. "I feel safe around you, and I would never hurt you or allow anyone or anything to hurt you."

Lucy scooted a bit closer and looked the Kadabra in the eyes. "Is that all you see me as?"

Vincent gulped and looked away pointedly before replying. "Why...why would I see you as anything else?"

Lucy sighed and grabbed a hold of Vincent's hands with her paws, causing him to look at her directly before she began speaking. "We were young, silly children, forced together in a facility of nightmares. It was only expected for us to bond as deeply as any brother or sister, but we never were related."

Vincent gulped and moved to respond, but Lucy put a paw over his mouth and kept going. "I have never not been honest with you, so I feel it only fair to say this. Vincent, while our bonds may have been familial, I do...truly and deeply..." She pulled in a large breath before saying the next three words.

"I love you."

The Kadabra gently pulled the Lucario's paw from his mouth before replying. "I love you too, Lucy. At first, it was just a brother-sister relationship...but my eyes have been opened recently as to all the things in life. And while I'm not ready for all the things that a relationship has to offer...for you, I can try. Because I trust you, and I would never hurt you."

The two embraced there in the shared mind-realm before Vincent spoke up again. "So..."

"Ever since I left," Lucy said. "There was a niggling feeling in the back of my head, but it was only while I was training that I truly realized how much I care for and love you."

The shock that it had been that long between realization and confession broke Vincent's hold on the shared realm, and it crumbled around them.

After a moment more, the two of them snapped their eyes open and walked towards one another. Well. So long?

Lucy nodded. “Frankly, I’m a bit peeved it took you so long to notice. Who talked to you about…” Her eyes trailed over to Ignis as she tilted her head in contemplation. “Did you talk to him about ‘things’?” Lucy asked of the Charizard.

Ignis scratched the back of his head. “Well, I may have said a thing or two. He did ask, so I helped... is that, okay?”

Lucy shrugged at the question. “Fine by me. Sam’s probably going to be ticked that you stole his thunder or whatever. Frankly, someone needed to tell him. And Vincent?”

The Kadabra looked back at the Lucario as she grabbed him by the shoulders and smiled. “Thanks for accepting.”

And with that, the two finally kissed.

Rika cheered with all her heart at the sight. Even Seth had a smile on his face while Selena looked up at her Charizard.

“So you had a hand in this then?”

“Yes?” Ignis replied doubtfully.

“Prepare yourself,” she said as she leaned up against him. Her voice dropped to a husky whisper, “You aren’t sleeping tonight.”

“Y-Yes Ma’am!” Ignis said.

At that particular moment, in what had to be the worst case of timing, Sam walked up onto the top of the Sundial, dragging the form of Bit behind him, and catching sight of his two younger ‘siblings’ kissing in full view of anyone who cared to look. He groaned before speaking up. “Okay, who’s the wise guy who told Vincent what everyone else saw?”

Everyone just pointed at Ignis, and Sam shot a glare at him before looking at Bit. “Note: get back at Ignis later when a proper plan has been devised.”

Bit beeped once before replying with as much cheek as he could manage. “Of course. Once we find a way to make sure you wouldn’t get roasted in a single hit, we can get right on that.”

“Ah, just enjoy the moment.” Ignis said, waving a hand dismissively.

“They’re so cute~” Rika squealed.

“Ah have to agree,” Fritter added. “They make a fine couple.”

Vincent disconnected from Lucy before shooting a glare at the kibbitzers. If you all are quite done? Unless you want me to see to it that someone else knows of the affection directed their way, that is. I could do that.

Rika suddenly fell very quiet. “okay...”

Lucy then gave Vincent a smack upside the head. “Don’t you dare. Let’s just savor this and stop threatening others. Now get back over here.”

Another kiss was exchanged between the two at that statement. Only Vincent’s sullen Yes, Lucy was left to ring out atop the Sundial to signify the psychic’s compliance.

Ignis shot a glance at his brother and sighed. If only his issue could be solved so easily.

Eventually the two parted again and Lucy turned to Rika before smiling. “Thank you for your help. I only hope your own love life turns out as well. And don’t you worry, I’ll keep this thickhead on a short leash; he’ll not be threatening to reveal any secrets others don’t want in the near future.”

Oh, is that how it is? We share our hearts and exchange confessions and kisses, and suddenly you own me?

“Oh yeah, forgot to mention that part,” Ignis chuckled. “Once you’re in a relationship, the female is always right. No exceptions.”

Seth put down his massive burden of bags. “I still can’t believe you spent all that money,” he wheezed. Vincent looked at the bags and then to Lucy with wide eyes.

You didn’t, he said desperately.

“Nope, not all of it, and it wasn’t all me.” At his relieved sigh, she continued. “Just one of them. And why don’t you ask the others what they got as well? I’m sure they’d be happy to tell you.”

The Kadabra turned to look at the other females atop the sundial and tilted his head to one side. ...Okay, we still have plenty to live on, though we’re going to need jobs to keep it that way when we arrive. What...possessed you?

Ignis actually answered that one. “I told you that decision would come back to bite you.”

“So. Many. Outfits!” Seth gasped. “I dated a supermodel and even I didn’t think a girl would need that much.”

And suddenly, I don’t want to know. I’m not going to like this whole ‘I own you’ shtick, am I?

Lucy drew close to Vincent and hugged him before replying. “I own you in the sense that I reign in your impulses to lash out at others. And you...you own me, in the sense that you reign in my protective nature when it gets out of control. We own one another.”

...I am totally okay with that.

Seth took a moment to glance at Rika and Fritter.

“So, shall we take a small break to return these items home and then go to dinner?”

Easily done. I’ll take what the ladies decree to your home first, and then whatever Lucy got will go to the hotel room. This’ll also give me the chance to see who spent the most of my money, he growled slightly.

“Relax, ah bought mah items with mah own money,” Fritter giggled. “Rika and Lucy on the other hand...”

“Alright, I get it... I’ll pay him back once I can afford it.” Rika groaned. She hadn’t gotten too much, seeing as how she couldn’t find much that fit her body type. “Sorry Vincent.”

I get along much better with those that ask first, he commented. Buuuut seeing as how this is a Thing that is Happening because of you, you get one pass. One. And you just used it. You won’t have to hurry to pay me back, but I would appreciate it some day. Sooner or later. Now...I can do the Teleport thing, and be back in a moment. Can I trust Lucy to your care for that long?

“She’ll be fine,” Seth smiled. “Don’t tire yourself out though, the night hasn’t even begun yet.”

Vincent smirked before picking at his mental seal slightly, letting the sense of power fill the air as he coated the items in his power. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, he proclaimed before he and the items vanished in a flare of light that left spots behind in the vision of others.

“A little warning would have been nice,” Seth said, rubbing his very sensitive eyes. “That really stings!”

“So?” Rika asked once Vincent was gone. “Are you happy Lucy?”

Lucy sighed and hugged Rika with nearly all her strength, which wasn’t inconsequential. “Yes! I couldn’t be happier, and it’s thanks to you!” She then looked over to Ignis and amended her statement. “Both of you. Hold still, you’re next.”

“I... can’t... breathe...” Rika squeaked, turning a pale blue colour. Ignis was now understandably concerned.

Eventually, Lucy relented on hugging the Sylveon and turned to Ignis. “You finally opened his eyes, and I thank you for that. Come here, you deserve a hug for that.”

Rika inhaled a massive gulp of air as Ignis shrugged and surrendered to the Lucarios iron grip. If one listened, they might hear the sounds of bones creaking...

All too soon, Vincent flashed back to the top of the Sundial, startling Lucy into releasing Ignis. Once she realized who it was that had reappeared, the Kadabra was subject to the overly-affectionate Lucario’s hug as well.

Guys...guys...guys, I can feel bones shifting. Guys?

Ignis and Rika chose to wisely ignore his pleas, they weren’t going back for seconds anytime soon. Seth just chuckled and walked over to him. “Um, Lady Lucy, we do need our friends conscious if we are to go to dinner this evening.”

She sighed, but released Vincent from her embrace for the time being, though the Kadabra did notice that he’d apparently lost the use of his left hand. Mainly because Lucy’s right paw was already in it. Not that he was complaining.

So...do we have a restaurant picked out?

“Ah... well...I think we may have a problem there.” Seth replied.

Vincent and Lucy winced at the thought, but Sam chuckled. “Um, Vincent, there’s this thing attached to your neck, you may want to use it and see if there’s a restaurant nearby that’ll serve us.”

“The snark is strong with this one,” Selena smirked.

The Kadabra chuckled a bit at the point the Scizor had made. Fair enough, and assuming Gardevoir doesn’t interfere again, it should be easy to find a restaurant. A mass of blue light coalesced on Vincent’s cranium before he simply stated Ping, sending the energy outwards in search of a good place to eat that would serve them.

“You actually say ‘Ping’?” Seth asked. “So do we have a winner?”

The light bounced back after a moment, and Vincent closed his eyes to sort through the images before nodding. Yes we do...and yes, I do. Seemed the most appropriate name to give this little trick of mine. No use in combat, but wonderfully useful in situations like this one. The psychic began to walk down the sundial, Lucy walking with him. This way, he said.

Seth just shrugged and his group followed their new friends, curious as to where they were leading them. It was a merry path down quite a few streets until they reached an establishment that seemed to border two distinct ‘sections’, one of ‘Pony’ and one of ‘Griffon’. The building in question had a sign out front labeling the building as ‘The Gilded Feather’, and the smell of something quite familiar trickled its way past Seth’s nose.

He inhaled deeply and moaned happily, “Meat... I smell wondrous meat!” Ignis and Selena tilted their heads and also sniffed.

“Well I’ll be a Mankey’s uncle, it is meat!” Ignis beamed.

“It’s a Griffin place,” Fritter said. “Ah wouldn't be surprised.”

And fortunately enough, the ones running the show don’t mind who walks in the door; as long as you have bits and can indicate what you want, they’ll serve you. Vincent then placed a hand on his throat and cleared it a few times before actually speaking. “Now then, shall we?”

“Oh wow, so you can actually talk too?” Rika giggled. “I thought you may have forgotten.”

“Rika... be nice!” Seth warned. “Now I agree with Vincent, let’s go see what this place has to offer.”

“Quite a bit, but act surprised,” Vincent said. “I figured my habit of not talking might get on their nerves. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s to not get on the nerves of strangers if at all avoidable.”

Bit took this chance to nod and make his silent escape. He’d made a promise to not return to the Archives to Sam while being dragged from them, true. But he still had to sort through all the data, so he’d get a start on that while the others refueled themselves.

“Fair enough, to be perfectly honest, I am starting to get a slight headache.” Seth said. “But that could also be me just overexerting myself today.”

“Y’know, I never was much of a meat lover,” Rika admitted. “How about we go to the pony side Fritter?”

“Yeah, sounds good.” the Apple mare agreed. “Sorry y’all, don’t let us ruin yer meal though.”

The party of Pokemon were greeted at the front door by a griffon, who looked up with wide eyes at the size of the party. “Table for six, then? Griffon or Pony?” she asked.

Vincent quickly counted and nodded. With Rika and Fritter taking a different side, that left Sam, Lucy, himself, Seth, Ignis, and Selena on the side with the meat. “It would seem so, and Griffon for us. Pony for these other two,” he said while pointing at Rika and Fritter.

The door Griffoness nodded and looked at something before grabbing a stack of menus with one claw. “Right this way, then. We have just such a table ready, and someone will be out to see to your other friends shortly.”

After a short walk through what could only be described as a preview of things to come for the meat-lovers, they found themselves at a circular table with a folded menu in front of each of them. “Someone will be out to take your drink order shortly, and in the meantime, why don’t you peruse our selection?”

“Thank you,” Seth replied, taking a seat next to Sam. Lucy and Vincent were seated together, as were Ignis and Selena.

“Looks like we’re the odd ones out huh?” Seth mused.

“Tell us something we don’t know,” Sam said before picking up the menu. “Ah...yeah, let’s keep the alcohol away from the psychic for the time being…Hmm. What do you think?”

“Age issues aside,” Seth responded, drooling on the menu. “Is there any particular reason?”

“Well he’s not had any yet. That, and I’m sure you’ve noticed his slight control issues. He may be working on them, but I’m leery of exposing lowered inhibitions to such a delicate system.”

“That’s... a really good point.” Seth said. “I think I may avoid the stuff too. I still get the occasional... hiccup, with my lightning. The last thing we need is an indoor thunderstorm.”

The Scizor winced as he thought of such a thing. “Well then. Water, juices, soda. Have you had any of the local fare?”

“I’ve tried non-alcoholic apple cider, its pretty damned good.” Seth replied. “But everything else I’ve had isn’t on the menu here.”

“We’ll go for a round of non-alcoholic cider, then. Seems a safe bet. And...oh my.” Sam’s eyes lit up as he looked at the rest of the menu, and he had to remember to close his mouth when he saw the list of options.

“Seth, I think you’re going to love it here.”

“Huh? Why?” Seth asked, having his menu stolen by Ignis. Sam rolled his eyes and passed his over, having already chosen his own meal.

Seth scanned the menu and his tail wagged slightly. “Ooh~ Bacoonnnnn...”

Vincent wisely decided to keep his mind to himself about how this meat got here, considering quite a few species in Equestria and beyond seemed capable of expressing themselves as well as any other. “Hmm. Well...How about we try something simple, Lucy? This cheeseburger option sounds interesting.”

The Lucario nodded as she perused her own menu. “We really should read up on the different dishes a bit more. But that sounds enjoyable.”

“Yup, gonna get some bacon. Then I think I’ll go with this chicken dish!” Seth said.

“I’ll get the same,” Selena replied. “Actually, I’ll go with the duck... I haven’t had Farfetch’d in ages.”

“Something tells me it won’t be the same,” Sam interjected. “And I’ll go for their ‘hot wings’. I always did like my spice.”

Vincent rolled his eyes before snarking at his ‘older brother’. “Make sure you get a large glass of milk, you also like to bite off more than you can chew...like trying to cram half a plate in at once.”

“One time!” The Scizor shot back.

“I know that feeling,” Selena nodded, shooting a blaming look at her mate.

“What!?” Ignis scoffed. “So I tried to eat my own body weight in food. Who hasn’t done that before?”

“Most people,” Selena replied dryly.

Vincent looked thoughtful at that. “It’d depend on your body weight and what you were, I suppose...I think a thing like a Gulpin might have an easier time of it.” At that moment, a griffon visited the table.

“Hello, and welcome to The Gilded Feather! What can I get you for drinks?”

“We’ll take a round of your non-alcoholic cider please?” Seth answered. “Oh, could we also get some garlic bread sticks?”

“Of course sir!” the Griffon replied. “I’ll be right back, you all hang tight, okay?”

This, of course, gave the Pokemon time to fire more shots across the table. Sam looked at Ignis with his head tilted to one side. “Yeah...I can’t see it.”

“See what?” Ignis responded.

“How you thought you could do something like that,” Sam replied. “Then again, maybe you just thought that you could crush Moltres under your bulk at the time?”

“Not cool,” Ignis replied. “And this was a long time ago, when I was still a Charmeleon.”

“He almost pulled it off too,” Selena muttered. “It was the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen... And I got swallowed by a Swalot once!”

The Kadabra shot Sam a Look and turned to Selena. “Okay, if you say so. And yeah, form plays a big part in such a ‘challenge’,” he finished. “Though, let’s try not to do such a thing here? I’m pretty sure my wallet would cry if we did.”

“Yeah, I was young and stupid, so no repeat performances... ever!” Ignis agreed.

At that moment, the griffon returned with a basket of bread and a few mugs of cider, and another one was carefully balancing the rest of it in its claws. The drink was distributed to the Pokemon, and the family nodded and toasted one another.

“To a fine day,” Sam said.

“To a wonderful future,” Lucy rejoined.

“And to the family I could never live without,” Vincent finished.

“To well-earned happiness,” Seth smiled.

“To new friends!” Selena cheered.

“And newfound love,” Ignis said, nuzzling Selena.

“And now to you, our orders,” Vincent said. “Myself and Lucy shall be having cheeseburgers.”

“And I’d like to try your hot wings,” Sam added.

The griffon nodded and smirked slightly. “So one order of hot wings and one glass of milk for the giant bug type, check. Two cheeseburgers and fries for the couple, check. And you three?”

“One of your chicken kiev’s and a side of bacon, potato and vegetables.” Seth said.

“And we’ll take the duck, roast vegetables and rice.” Ignis said.

“Chicken and sides for the cat and duck with sides for the other couple,” the Griffon noted. “Will that be all?”

“I believe so,” Seth nodded. “You guys good?”

“I think so,” Vincent said. “And thank you for thinking ahead with Sam’s hot wings order.”

“It is no problem sir, standard procedure when someone is daring enough to make that order.”

“Now that’s service!” Seth smiled. “I’ll make a note to come back here at some point.”

Sam, meanwhile, was grateful for his exoskeleton. He had a feeling he’d be sweating up a storm otherwise that might belie how nervous he suddenly was about his order. “I’m sure it’ll be f-” He cut himself off with a head shake before finishing that sentence. “Mmmnope, I learned from our time with Checkmate, not finishing that sentence.”

“Probably wise, but I think Murphy’s already been invoked.” Seth chuckled. “And you’re quite allergic to fire, so have fun with that.”

The Scizor merely moaned and thunked his head into the table before speaking into it. “Why couldn’t I be protected on the inside as well…”

“Heh, I’m sure you’ll be fine,” Ignis laughed and then smirked. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

At that, the Charizard was on the receiving end of two deadpan stares and one glare. “Please tell me he didn’t,” Vincent said.

“I could, but I’d be lying,” Lucy replied.

“...This is revenge for the weight comment earlier, isn’t it?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Ignis whistled innocently.

“...Yeah, that didn’t work when I tried it on Luke, and I don’t even need to touch my powers to know a fib when I hear one,” Vincent said. “I’m all for tormenting the klutz here, but I’d appreciate it if you dialed it back a notch.”

“Alright,” Ignis replied more truthfully. “I’ve had my fun.”

Fate, apparently, was only getting started. A griffon came out with a tray holding two burgers and the plate of hot wings that the small family had ordered. “Our apologies, sirs and lady, but it’ll be a few minutes before yours are done. Meanwhile, these are hot and ready for you all right now.”

The plate of what could only be described as ‘spicy scent warfare’ was placed in front of Sam while Vincent and Lucy merely tried a fry each and hummed at the taste. “Um...where’s the milk?”

“Coming,” was the short reply before the griffon went back to wherever he’d come from.

“I... would not recommend getting anywhere near those until you get that milk,” Ignis said warily. “I’m a Fire-type and even I can tell it’s warm.”

Sam, ever-curious, put one claw close to the hot wings before drawing back. “Yeesh. Okay, whatever they’re using, I want to know about. If only so I know what to avoid.”

Just a short ways down the table, Lucy and Vincent had begun attacking their burgers with gusto.

Seth stomach rumbled loudly as he watched the others eat. It seemed like an eternity before the Griffon returned with their food, as well as Sam’s milk.

“I apologize for the wait.” he replied. “Here is your order, I hope you enjoy it to the fullest.”

“I think I very much will~” Seth purred as he eyed his food with a predatory stare.

Sam, his confidence bolstered by the fact that there was a cup of milk out, slowly grabbed one hot wing in one claw, pinched it ever-so-gently, and devoured the thing in one bite. After a moment that seemed far too long, he slowly reached out, grabbed the milk, and took the smallest of sips.

“...It’s only bad once it’s past your tongue,” he said with a raspy voice. “Then it burns.”

Ignis just chuckled and tried his duck, his powerful jaws crunching through the bone as he swallowed the whole thing. “Ah, delicious!”

“You’re a goof,” Selena sighed, her eating style was much more delicate. Meanwhile, Vincent and Lucy had managed to polish off their food and were now attempting to clean the other of any condiments stuck in their fur.

“Look, just tilt your head this way.”

“I can’t do that and get that mustard.”

“How did you even see that, I’m yellow all over.”

“Hold still, and you’ll find out.”

Seth just stared at them, a strip of bacon hanging from his mouth. Ignis just smirked, chalking it up to young love.

“Ah, you two do realize you're in public... right?” Selena asked, seeing as how the boys refused to speak up.

“Sooner started, sooner finished,” Lucy shot back. “Besides, if I don’t get this now, it’ll bug me all night.”

“Yeah, it’s just us wiping condiments off one another. There’s nothing wrong about that. I said tilt your head, I almost had the ketchup that time.”

“They have no idea that they’re grooming each other right?” Ignis said. “And how intimate that is for a Pokemon?”

“At least they’re not using tongue,” Seth said, finishing off his meal.

Sam finished the last hot wing, last of his milk, and pointed at Ignis first, then Seth. “Tell...them…” he croaked out through his destroyed throat. “Soon.”

“True enough,” Ignis laughed. “Um, guys? Having fun with with your very intimate public displays of affection?”

The two had finally finished grooming one another to the other’s satisfaction before the words sunk in and they looked from Ignis to each other and back again. “Um…” Lucy said.

“I’m missing something, aren’t I?” Vincent questioned.

“Not just you,” Lucy added. “Help?”

“Grooming your mate is considered quite intimate for Pokemon,” Selena stated. “And apparently from the stares we’re getting, it’s the same for Griffons... You two were about one step away from just rutting each other on the table.”

“Leave it to Selly for brutal honesty!” Ignis laughed.

Sam coughed a few times and turned to the room at large before pointing at the young couple. “Young...new...didn’t know. Please...forgive...also...more...milk?”

The restaurant patrons gave varied responses, from indifferent shrugs to nervous chuckles. Their waiter soon returned with another glass of milk, along with a full pitcher. “Congratulations on surviv- I mean, finishing your meal. Consider it on the house.”

Sam nodded and drank from the glass before poking at the young couple that were giving nothing in particular the thousand-yard stare. They failed to respond to the stimuli, and Sam frowned. “Problem...Vincent was...our Teleporter…”

“And now he’s quite broken.” Seth finished. “Well, I can give ours a call if she’s not busy. But I think I’ll have to walk this meal off, I’m quite stuffed.”

“Go home, fall into food coma?” Ignis asked.

“Happily so,” Seth grinned and belched loud enough to rattle the glasses on the table. “Ah, my compliments to the chef.”

“Yer welcome!” An old Griffon yelled from the kitchen.

Fortunately, the belch shocked Vincent back long enough to make a simple statement. “Check please.”

The waiter returned with the bill and some complimentary mints for everyone, along with a few napkins for the ‘young couple’. This only caused them to blush all the brighter.

“Dinner and a show,” Seth chuckled.

Vincent shot a glare at Seth that could probably be felt with actual physical force. “It’s not like anyone gave me the ins and outs of Pokemon relationships dos and donts. Nobody bothered to explain it to either of us. I just...felt an urge to clean off her face, and went with it. If you’d like to continue on this line, I could make you pay for your entertainment.”

“Okay, I get it.” Seth replied.

“And those would be those ‘instincts’ I mentioned,” Ignis explained. “While not bad, you just need to learn where and when. Dinner at a public restaurant is not a good place for that.” The dragon looked to Sam, “I guess you have a new job ‘Big Brother’.”

Sam finished his current glass and sighed. “Barely older than them. My role by default. Don’t ask how I know.”

“Still, once your throat has recovered, we’ve got a lot to go over,” Vincent said. A short burst of power brought an appropriate amount of bits from their stash to the table. “Though I’d not be adverse to a small talk until we have to part for the night.”

“I’ll be glad to help,” Ignis agreed. Selena nodded too, looking at Lucy.

“And you might need some advice from a female perspective, hm?”

The small party of Pokemon made their way out of the restaurant to re-encounter Rika and Fritter just outside, waiting for them.

“So uh, we heard a small rumor while we were eating,” Rika said. “About a certain couples... affection towards one another?”

“Don’t... just, don’t go there.” Seth warned. “It was an honest mistake. Now, where would we like to go?”

Bit also rejoined the party and dinged to make his presence known. “Suggestion: both families retire for the night, meet up again at Mocha’s the next morning. It is quite late.”

As if on cue, Apple Fritter yawned. “Yeah... I gotta work in th’ mornin’...”

“That sounds good,” Seth agreed. “Today sure has been something though.”

“Yeah,” Lucy said while grabbing a hold of Sam’s right arm. “And we’ll make sure the societal missteps don’t happen again. Right, ‘brother’?”

Sam gulped nervously before replying. “R-Right…”

Vincent put a hand to his head to warn the others before switching his speaking modes. Until the morning, then?

“Yup, until then.” Seth nodded. “We have to help Fritter set up, so let’s say... around tenish?”

Easily done.

“Assuming you don’t sleep in,” Lucy tacked on. “See you at Mocha’s, then. Take care!”

“You as well,” Seth echoed.

“Have fun~” Rika giggled. “Don’t keep him up all night~”

“Goddamit Rika,” Seth groaned, smushing her head with a paw. “Just... ignore her.”

And so the two families parted ways for the night.

Author's Notes:

This chapter is part two of three of a crossover between myself and Ausbrony's story, A Brave New World.
Freakin' finally!