NOTICE: Canceled until further notice!
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Hey, you. Yes, you, the one sitting on the chair! What the heck are you doing here? Well, whatever. Since you're here anyways, I might as well tell you what the heck I'm doing in a small town called Ponyville.
You see, there's going to be a very important event that's going to happen very soon, at this exact location. I need to be here for this important event. Why? Well, to tell you the truth, I am the only pony that knows of this event. And you see, this "happening" will shake up the world of Equestria upside-down. If it survives, that is.
There will be destruction, mayhem and mass chaos. There will be words spoken, glances passed, and friendships forgotten. There will be the end of pony life if I'm not there to stop it.
And trust me, I'm gonna stop it.