You suddenly realize your conscious and you hear something in the background that sounds like talking Well so much for keeping to myself, I just hope I can leave them without them caring, I've lost too many people that way....far too many REPAIR STASIS COMPLETE. WARNING SLIGHT DAMAGE TO MEMORY BANK, ESTIMATED TIME UNTIL REPAIR IS TWO DAYS That's right I got damaged, but how? And why? Oh well I guess I'll remember in two days

"So what are we gonna do with him?

"We're here to take care of him spike, even if he did attempt to destroy us I think he was just scared."

VISUAL RECEPTORS ONLINE suddenly your eyes shot open, you wince from the sudden flood of light, VOCAL SIMULATOR ONLINE "Who are you people? And where am I? I need a full in depth telling of any wars, bad creatures, anything that I need to know so that I don't get myself attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis."

"Um...I-I don't know?" the rather befuddled alicorn replied intelligently

"Ugh! Listen! I have just crashed into this planet with no memory of how I got here and no memory of why I HAVE no memory! I'm a bit agitated so please try and work with me! I cant move, why can't I move?" at first you thought your body must have been just taking time to wake up from stasis but then you look down to see a strange purple energy binding you to the bed, "Why did you tie me up?"

"Well to make sure you don't um...attack us?" she says sheepishly

You look at her and realize, "Holy shit it's a talking purple pegacorn."

"I'm an alicorn,"

"Whatever just let me go so I can be on my way into seclusion and solitude, I don't need any friends."

"But friendship is magic!" the other one piped up

"Oh my god that's the gayest thing I've ever heard."

"I know! It's quite happy isn't it?"

"No."

"But you just-"

"Listen!!! I need to leave now so I don't get attached to you guys and feel everlasting guilt when I get you killed, all I want to do is have you leave me alone, so if you'll kindly remove these energy rope type thingies I'll be on my way."

"No." the purple one said plainly

You slowly turn your head towards her with a look that could stop hearts. "What?"

"I said no."

"LISTEN HERE LADY!!! I'M NOT SURE BUT I THINK I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT TODAY!!! AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT AROUND TALKING TO AN ACID TRIP PONY!!!!"

"Well your hurt and before you leave we're going to help you because that's what good friends do!"

Dear god why did I have to get stuck on somewhere like this, it could have been an empty planet! It could have been open space for all I fucking care! But it had to be some fucking rainbow friendship nightmare! Anyway I'm not getting out of here like this, I need to find a way to make them let me go.

"Hey! You like being a good friend right? Well it would be really nice if you would let me go!"

"Ok"

"Thank Christ now I can-"

"Right after I give you a check up for anything wrong!" she said in a sickeningly cheerful voice.

Oh god she doesn't give up.

"Hmm, eyes are working fine right?"

"Yep all fine let me go now!"

"Eyes check, anything hurt?"

"Actually these bindings hurt a lot could you take them off?"

"Nothing seems to hurt, bruises anywhere?"

"No."

"No bruises, are you sure you want me to let you go without a hug?" the yellow annoyance said.

"DEAR GOD NO LET ME OUT!!!"

"Is something wrong?"

"No! I've just been captured by a bunch of crazy over protective LSD hallucinations! I'M FUCKING PEACHY!!!"

"Oh good! I thought you were angry! Well I guess we should let you go now!" she waved to the purple one.

"Oh dear god thank you!" the strange magic ropes suddenly dissipated and as soon as you can you bolt up and literally front flip out of the bed.

"Why did you flip out of bed?"

"For style!"

"What?"

"Nothing, well goodbye! I'm leaving and please never follow me." Now I can leave this nightmare behind your about to jump, your going to leave! Finally! Bzzt ".....What?" Bzzt, Bzzt, Bzzt "....WHAAAAT!?!?! NO NO NO NO!!!! SHIT SHIT NO PLEASE!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT!" you pray, INTER DIMENSIONAL JUMP IS TEMPORARILY DISABLED, TIME UNTIL REPAIR IS THREE MONTHS. "You said it... I just said don't say it....and you fucking said it..."

By now pretty much everyone in the room is looking at you like you have a walrus as a hat, you sigh and wince as you realize I have to stay here. Great, that's just fucking brilliant!!!! And these freaks are obviously going to try to be friends with me, maybe if I explain why? No then they would just try to comfort me. You went over possible excuses and possible reactions to the excuses, you had done this ever since the first dimension you visited when you decided to befriend everyone there like a fucking fool. What made you think that they, the makers would take it easy on them just because they didn't aid my escape. They killed them...they fucking destroyed them... the whole planet even the ones that you didn't know hell maybe even the neighboring planets of the star system, twelve billion lives....gone at the push of a button.

"Excuse me sir? Are you okay?" you look up

"What?"

She stepped back a bit, scared of your possible reaction "I-I mean, if you don't mind me asking why don't you want to be friends?"

You walk towards the door "I have enough blood on my hands..." and with that walk out the door into the alien world and try to find the nearest cave or abandoned building to hide in until the impending and imminent invasion. "Too much blood on my hands."