"Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!" Applejack stomped a hoof down. "I said I could handle this harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this applebuck season all by myself."

It took three days and every ounce of Applejack's legendary earth pony stamina, but she made good on her promise. She even managed to help out her friends with bunny censuses, stunt setups, and muffin baking in the meantime.