Joe Average was just your average joe. One night, Joe attended a halloween party, dressed as Pope Benedict the sixteenth. An unexplainable event occurs, and Joe finds himself transported to Equestria, with the powers of the Pope, and all that they entail.

He is Pope Joseph the First, and he has one question for Equestria’s inhabitants:

Hey Celestia… do you need a Pope?

My contribution to the League of Humans Acting Piously. Lovingly dedicated to Rainbow Bob.