Part XVIII. Comeuppance

Wednesday’s workday had come and gone without any interesting flair, as, for all intents and purposes, it was a normal day. Taking into account that, later that evening, both princesses and the human would be in Luna’s room discussing all matters central to their very relationships, the day went by rather flawlessly. Still, that did not prevent Fredrick from allowing his mind to wander to the evening in the very near future. Deep down, he knew well that things would turn out just fine… after all, Luna, Celestia, and even Stella expressed their respective certainties that, despite things unsaid that definitely needed to be said, the holy trinity of friendships would remain intact and would most likely come out stronger than ever!

Even so, Fredrick was a professional worrier.

In fact, he did not even care about the whole ‘dildo incident’ anymore; the status quo was more important to him at the moment. He had enough on his plate to devote his mind to when it came to his and Luna’s fledgling romantic relationship… the absolute last thing he needed was an inanimate schlong to quite literally and figuratively fuck it all up with Celestia, his future girlfriend’s sister and equally a great friend of his. But that’s what this heart-to-heart conversation was supposed to be, right? It was the very purpose of it, and once it was all over, everyone would look back on this incident and laugh heartily at it… maybe even endearingly reminisce about it as ‘the time the odd couple caught the sun princess diddling herself.’

The possibilities were endless.

Regardless of what Fredrick knew would most likely happen, come his eight o’clock ‘reservation’ at Luna’s room, his confidence began to seep away when he stood in front of the now-imposing ebony double doors. He dusted off his clothes (if only to kill any amount of time possible and stave off the inevitable), straightening out his shorts and stretching his t-shirt around his waist before he actually grabbed one of the doorknobs and turned it. Pushing the door into the room, his eyes were immediately drawn to the bed, where Luna and Celestia were casually sitting and idly chatting, undoubtedly awaiting Fredrick’s arrival.

The two turned to him once they heard the door creak open.

“Good evening, Fredrick,” Luna greeted with a gentle smile, beckoning him inside with her hand as the human closed the door behind him.

“Hi, Fredrick,” Celestia greeted and waved in kind.

Like Fred, the two were in casual clothing, with Luna opting for some standard-gray sweats and her usual white, long-sleeved sleeping shirt. As for Celestia, casual clothing constituted a loose-fitting, yellow t-shirt and a pair of sweats not unlike Luna’s. Celestia herself preferred sleeping in a proper nightgown though for obvious reasons, she did not wear such attire to their little meeting. Both princesses’ manes were barren of magic and let down, allowing the natural colors and shapes of their hair to manifest…

…manifest beautifully, at that.

“Hey, you two,” he offered his own words as he made his way over to the bed, taking the non-verbal invitation to climb on and make himself comfortable. Kicking off his shoes and sitting in a lotus position in front of the two alicorns, Fred silently reminisced how this whole setup brought him back to the days of sleepovers with friends, all crowding around on the bed to spread the latest gossip going around school or to tell scary stories. Fredrick, however, had to bring himself back to the present, as nopony else was deciding to speak up. The three of them looked to each other hesitantly, subtly clearing their throats, making fleeting eye-contact, or swallowing the smallest bit of saliva in their mouths as if it would alleviate any form of the awkwardness clearly pervading the atmosphere, one which should normally be relaxed and carefree.

This would clearly be much harder than the trio was willing to admit beforehand.

“Very well,” Luna broke the silence, feeling compelled to do so since this was all taking place in her abode. “Since everypony is here, let us begin.”

“Alright,” Celestia agreed, nodding. “Well, in light of… recent events, you two have made it clear that you have some questions for me, questions I did not wish to answer without both of you present. So…” she continued, mimicking the same lotus position that Fredrick currently employed and bending her torso forward to comfortably rest her elbows on her thighs. “…ask away.”

Fredrick and Luna shared a glance at each other, silently communicating who would ask the pivotal question. In reality, there was really only one major bit of information that the two of them wanted to know… and with two nods to each other which were loaded with meaning, Fredrick took the reins.

“Uh… a lot of things need to be said here and cleared up so no weirdness persists beyond tonight. Please know that this isn’t meant to put you on the spot, Celly,” Fredrick began, shooting her a pleading look; one she returned with a caring and understanding smile.

“I understand completely, Fredrick, don’t worry… though I agree completely with you,” she affirmed, waiting for him to continue. Fredrick smirked in return and took the invitation to do just that.

“Celestia… do you have feelings for me?” Fredrick asked, completely straight-forward. He had expended his uncertainty when he asked her in private during the previous workday, so he figured he would just spit out the question this time around. He and Luna shared another brief glance, locking eyes for a split second before focusing their attention on the solar alicorn once more.

Celestia flicked her attention from Fredrick to Luna, back and forth as she gathered her words, parsing every word in her mind to ensure that there would be absolutely no ambiguity from here on out. After several moments, the princess took a deep breath and pursed her lips, breathing a shaky sigh as she turned her gaze downward towards the bed comforter, shaking her head gently.

“No.”

Fredrick and Luna stared at her after processing that answer… if that was the case, then this was a misunderstanding! The incident merely revolved around curiosity and desire to spice things up a bit! The lunar alicorn and human were beginning to formulate their own responses until Celestia uttered two more words that only left them with more questions than answers, drying up their mouths and their words with them:

“Not anymore.”

That explained why, after her first reveal, that Celestia still appeared to have some measure of uncertainty and dare they say, shame. Celestia figured that if she was going to tell, she was going to tell all. While Fredrick was clearly stunned, eyes having widened considerably and breathing having become more erratic, Luna appeared to be the most affected, having the greatest desire to know more.

“C-Celestia?” she replied softly, urging her sister to elaborate further on what she meant. Celestia took another breath and faced her sister and her good friend, pushing a few wayward strands of her pink hair behind her ear.

“When you, Fredrick, began working for me directly and opening up to me more and more, I just…” she began, but quickly lost track of where she was going with her words, taking a moment to regain her bearings. “You saw me as a princess, yes, but after a while, despite you mentioning my title once in a while, you still treated me like a normal pony; like a friend.”

Luna nor Fredrick wanted to say anything as they began processing what Celestia was telling them, and they could easily infer that this tale would be a fairly intricate one.

“It was such a simple act of yours, and I soon began seeing the benefits of having friends of my own once more. I have wonderful acquaintances and an amazing pupil… but the many friends that I have made have, unfortunately, been lost to time,” she recalled before taking a breath. “Though you were cautious and hesitant, seeing your drive to make the most of your situation as well as being so readily dismissive and forgiving of my apologies for your circumstances only made me want to know you better. So, I reciprocated in kind, more than willing to be your friend as you were so willing to be mine, not just an employee.

“But… as the months went on, I started seeing more in you. I still do not know entirely why… maybe because you were different and I was ultimately curious… but I began mentally toying with the idea of advancing past the ‘friendship’ tier. Being completely honest, I personally felt you were and still are handsome… and combined with how much you had warmed up to me, there did not appear to be anything that would inhibit me propositioning you other than your own, inevitable hesitancies and second-guessings,” Celestia continued her tale, tossing in a subtle but endearing jibe at Fredrick with her last sentence.

“Then…” Celestia breathed out, sighing once more. “I began witnessing your dynamic with Luna in full.”

“Seeing you two together doing nothing more than eating lunch… it was then that I knew Luna had already fallen for you, Fredrick. She did not even know it at the time, but she was falling hard.”

Fredrick actively listened to Celestia’s continued lecture, but his face had become more stoic despite the massive influx of surprise… but Luna’s mind, however, was being sent into pure turmoil, clearly evident by she covering her muzzle with her hand and gazing elsewhere, her eyes rather wide. If her sense of logic was not failing her, then the implications of Celestia’s words were downright horrifying to her.

“What was I supposed to do when I saw that?” Celestia weakly fielded the rhetorical question, though her tone of voice dropped to barely above a whisper.

“What do you mean by that?” Luna asked with a similar tonal inflection.

“Becoming so close to Fredrick was making your confidence surge to levels I hadn’t seen since well-before your banishment…” Celestia answered painfully. “Regardless of what Fredrick might have said had I propositioned him—perhaps he would have said no. Would I really want to take that chance? Would I want to potentially squash my struggling sister’s battered self-esteem with the very source of her sudden upturn in happiness?” she confessed by fielding even more semi-rhetorical questions. Fredrick, on his part, looked away and found the bedspread rather interesting at the moment. He knew full well what Celestia was trying to convey, and was content to let her and Luna talk it out.

“Sister…” Luna uttered shakily after a few moments, adjusting her position so she was closer to Celestia, who seemed even more distressed and anxious, evident by closing off her posture even more. “Are… are you saying that…”

“Yes, Luna. I backed off,” Celestia confessed. “And before you say anything, no, it really was not hard at all to do so. I was only toying with the thought of asking Fredrick, and seeing how happy you were together, I know you well enough where it was only a matter of time before you two began to explore your relationship even more… lo and behold, here we are,” she said, gesturing to Luna and Fredrick at having proved her prediction.

Fredrick remained in his aforementioned position, having really nothing to say; what was there to say on his part? Of his relationship with Celestia, he did not remember or stumble upon any of the ‘signs,’ though that was most likely due to his own obliviousness. Hell, he had trouble discerning how much of a friend he was to Luna… how could he possibly have picked up on something that, according to Celestia herself, was just beginning to fester?

As an exercise of alternate history, he wondered if he would have accepted if Celestia did proposition him?

“Celestia…” Luna began to whisper, overcome with a whole myriad of emotional combinations. “You should not have to give up your interests for my sake…”

“It was a very small price to pay to see you as happy as you are, Lu. All the times you’ve come to me and told me how Fredrick here always makes you feel so special and important… it was completely worth it, in my opinion. Ultimately, that’s what led to this whole incident. I got curious, is all,” Celestia riposted, not having any of these ‘what ifs’ and wanting to squash any potential, bastardized variant of guilt that Luna might experience.

“And you could not think of an arrangement that could, hypothetically, make all parties happy? Consider the concept of a herd, Celestia!” Luna reasoned with her, already beginning to feel terrible even though deep down, she knew that this was Celestia’s shadowy decision, ergo held no bearing on her own being. Still, this did not prevent Luna from feeling that she was somehow responsible, in a rather abstract way, for this odd form of opportunity cost.

As Celestia shook her head in response, it was the perfect time for Fredrick to butt in.

“Humans, from my own society and culture, are strictly monogamous. I would take part in no such thing,” he remarked, shooting down the herd idea immediately and causing Luna’s remaining words to die in her throat, her dejected look returning in full. Being true to himself, he loved Luna… that as a given. As for Celestia, she was another amazing, dare he say best friend of his after Luna herself and most comparable to Stella, if not a bit higher ranking. All things considered in his and the solar alicorn’s relationship, he cared very strongly for her. Such feelings, however, met insurmountable resistance in the form of his values and convictions: Fredrick did not feel confident in the slightest that he could pursue a successful, polyamorous relationship with two girls and give them both what they deserve.

Not only did he find it taboo, Fredrick felt it simply was not physically possible for him.

“Even if you were, Fredrick, I still would have made the same decision,” Celestia added confidently. “…at least, until a bit later, when I would have approached you about this, had that assumption been correct. As Fredrick just pointed out, such an arrangement would not work at all.”

The group devolved into silence, and at that point, it seemed that everything that had to be said, had been said. Words were no longer as forthcoming as the answer that Fredrick and less-so Luna had been concerned with, was delivered in painstaking detail. Even as the three awkwardly glanced at each other in their little trinity of a seating arrangement, Luna’s mind was still rife with thoughts of more-so equity rather than guilt, though given new information that directly affected her, she was hoping to come to some mutually beneficial agreement of sorts. It was crystal clear that she and Fredrick were exclusive, and being honest with herself, she preferred it that way, even if she was willing (and Fred was on board with it!) to essentially share him with her sister. After all, Celestia had made it abundantly clear that she did not possess feelings for Fredrick any longer, even though the two’s relationship had been strengthened considerably over the duration of his stay.

Silence continued, and by this time, it looked like Luna would be leaving the room with some information that made her feel somewhat sick in knowing… and no way to remedy it or possibly pay back Celestia’s ‘investment.’ But then, Luna’s ears visibly perked and she raised her head.

She got an idea.

It was a terrible idea… one so ludicrous that there was very little probability that Fredrick and Celestia, two of the most rational minds that Luna knew, would accept. Doing some soul-searching within, Luna did not have a problem with what she was about to propose, most likely due to Equestria’s much more laid back attitude about relationships and the herd concept. If anything, she expected the most resistance out of Fredrick. Such an idea, if successful, would not only, undoubtedly satisfy all parties, but Luna herself would feel much better about all of this info.

“Celly, Fredrick,” Luna addressed both of them uneasily, knowing that what she had to say would be treading some fine lines and emotions. Nevertheless, she pressed forward and knew to choose her words carefully. “Perhaps there is something we can accomplish so we may rest easy.”

“Go on…” Celestia replied, not entirely sure what Luna was getting at. Fredrick, similarly, was curious as to what Luna was bringing up and why.

“Celestia, I know you stated previously that you no longer harbor any form of romantic feelings towards Fredrick. However, though my eternal gratitude of what you did, I still feel bad that you had to sacrifice a potentially wonderful relationship because you had my best interests in mind,” Luna began elaborating with a bit of an introduction. Celestia was quick to try and cut off any feelings of guilt and reached out to her sister.

“Luna, no, please I told you that nothing about this was painful…there’s nothing to apologize for.”

“I know, and I understand… but you stated that you were curious, which is what led to this whole incident anyway. So, I was thinking—and of course, everypony here would have to agree to this—that perhaps… you two, kind of…” Luna’s words trailed off as she began making inscrutable hand gestures. Fredrick and Celly were looking to her, both quite puzzled as to what she was getting at.

“…have intercourse,” Luna finally spoke her mind honestly.

‘Stunned’ would be a massive understatement in regards to the expressions on Fred’s and Celestia’s faces. The corresponding silence was figuratively also quite deafening.

“WHAT?!” the two of them reacted at the exact same time.

“Okay, perhaps I could have phrased that in a better way…” Luna pondered, retreating slightly at the backlash.

“Where the hell did you come up with that one?!” Fredrick demanded, pressing for an answer with clear inflection as to how blindsided he was by the suggestion.

“Apparently you’re not grasping the idea of ‘I don’t have feelings for Fredrick,’ Luna,” Celestia rebutted, annoyed at Luna’s continued insistence on apparent repayment. Before Luna could even speak, Fredrick spoke up once more.

“And what the heck would that accomplish, really? Like… what??”

“Will you both shut up and let me speak?!” Luna commanded, quickly losing her temper at the closest individuals in her life. “Celestia, that was a poor attempt at deflection, as I said nothing of the sort about any romantic feelings… you have already clarified your position! I, reiterating, was talking about your curiosity which you admitted to and is still clearly there, as evident by your special toy.

“And you,” Luna directed her ire towards Fredrick. “Do not even attempt to discount anything I have said in regards to your view of Celestia, because need I remind you that I sucked you off while you could not peel your eyes away from her self-pleasure session?!” Luna candidly placed everything else on the figurative table. Naturally, that shut both Celestia and Fredrick up, and as their faces quickly colored, they could not find it in their hearts to look at each other at that moment.

“Now,” Luna began anew once all the ruckus had been silenced. “Now that I have both of your attentions, entertain my words for merely a few moments, yes?”

Nopony said anything else, Fredrick and Celestia finally glancing at each other before turning their attention fully to Luna.

“What I was attempting to get across, was this: Celestia, it is clear that, regardless of your personally held feelings towards Fredrick here,” she began, gesturing to Fred. “It’s clear that you still hold a ‘curiosity’ of sorts… of the sexual kind, if I may be so blunt. What I’m proposing is that you sate this curiosity, Fredrick willing, of course. However, based on what actually happened the night of our prank… I do not believe that he would be entirely opposed to the idea of helping you satisfy such a curiosity.”

Luna opened her arms and gestured to both other parties in the room as she paused to take a breath.

“However, this is a decision that must be made by the both of you… I refuse to force you two to do something that you may not ultimately be comfortable with, but I will say… that I firmly believe that this will improve the dynamic between the three of us. Fredrick, you may not understand what, or how, I may mean by that due to cultural disparities, but I only ask that you place your faith in me if you are entertaining such an idea in return.”

It was time to make a decision… Luna ended up hitting the nail perfectly on the head, though both of the individuals in question would never verbally admit to it. Instead, they opted to steal sideways glances at each other, silently communicating the same thing: ‘only if you’re okay with it.’ Truthfully, Celestia was quite interested in what the ‘real thing’ felt like, and even thinking about that in the presence of Fredrick only made her feel very uncomfortable in the heat afforded by her own coat and full-body blush.

As for Fredrick… well, the aforementioned actions in Celestia’s bathroom spoke entirely for themselves. Likewise, he thought Celestia was absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. While, of course, Luna was the light of his life, he had absolutely nothing against Celestia in both her personality and her physique. While Luna was actively campaigning for the two of them to (furiously) copulate, he would most likely have the hardest time ensuring it was okay with himself. Cheating is bad on all counts and one should feel bad if they do… but as previously stated, Luna was pushing them together in this instance, and from her earlier wording, it appeared that this would be a one-time thing, something that Fred could swallow much more easily. He knew for a fact that he would not be comfortable in a herd-like relationship and that had already been established… so, if all lights were green for him, Celestia, and Luna…

Fuck it.

“Well…” Fredrick finally spoke, garnering the attention of everypony else. “Seems like this is a one-time thing so, sure!” he concluded with conviction. He loved Luna more than anything, but after that little emotional pilgrimage, he would have little trouble boning Celestia, all other factors constant. “But, only if you’re okay with it, Celestia,” he added. Luna’s smile swelled at his agreement, and she knew for a fact that Celestia would need much less convincing than he.

“O-Oh?” Celestia asked, much more timidly than anyone was used to. Her obvious coloring of her face never ceased. “Well, my only condition was that all parties be okay with such an… outlandish idea. I’ll admit that I’m not entirely opposed, though it does feel odd to say that. Then… I guess I’ll be all for it.”

But as Celestia finished her sentence, all three looked at each other, not a single one of them making any form of movement to realize their agreement. No one wanted to move first, and were clearly conflicted with how to go about beginning something like this. The sheer awkwardness could be grasped in the air once more.

“Oh for… Must I really get this started?” Luna complained, mumbling to herself as she reached for the hem of her shirt, pulling it over her head and revealing her indigo bra to the room. However, much to Fredrick’s pleasant surprise, said tit-holder was one of the pushup variety, ergo the generous amount of cleavage that he took no shame in eyeing up.

Wait… she wore a pushup bra to our talk?

“L-Luna!” Celestia protested, demonstrating that her blush from embarrassment and most likely arousal at the whole situation, could definitely get deeper. “What are you doing?”

“Do you really think I shall stand by while you two have fun??” Luna asked in disbelief as she stood off the side of her bed, beginning to shimmy out of her panties. Celestia’s jaw dropped as Luna stripped down… what the hell happened to her incredibly shy, formal little sister.

“Well? Come on then!” Luna urged, refusing to be the only one completely nude while Fredrick and Celestia were still clothed. Seeing his best friend completely naked and hilariously taking the lead was enough motivation for Fred, allowing himself to be lost to his quickly-building arousal. So, he got up on his knees and began lifting his own shirt up, sparing a glance at Celestia who had a look of wondering what she got herself into, her face framed by her hands while she continued to gawk at both Luna and Fredrick. It was readily apparent that she needed some more… ‘encouragement.’

Wordlessly, Luna teleported right behind Celestia and jerked the front of her shirt up, revealing her black bra-clad breasts to Fredrick in all their glory.

“Holy fuck…” he uttered involuntarily as his eyes drank in the sight of her perfect, larger orbs. He had seen them in full not even two days ago yet it still felt like the first time. Celestia, however, did not share the same enthusiasm.

“Luna, what the hell?!”

“Enough with your complaining, sister,” Luna responded before getting in between Celestia and Fredrick, magically forcing their bodies to scoot into each other before speaking in a tone must uncharacteristic of her: “You two are on level ground… now kiiiiiiiiiiss.”

Both chose to ignore the discomfort that Luna was forcing upon them, but the ultimate catalyst was when, being forced together, Celestia’s and Fredrick’s faces rubbed together. The two separated only a couple of inches in order to get a better look at each other in the highly awkward, unexpected, and new environment they found themselves.

Then, Celestia gave him ‘the look.’

If there was at all any doubt that she was related to Luna, the sheer volume of resemblance at this point would surely quell dissent. It was a look that Fredrick was quite familiar with relating to Luna, and such a facial expression and bodily aura preceded an intimate encounter. A gaze of festering lust… of ravenous feelings slowly worming their way to the surface of one’s ethereal self. Fredrick would have to be forcibly committed to a mental institution if he were to even attempt to deny that Celestia was sexy. Celestia always had a sexy aura to her… but this in front of him… no, this was not the motherly figurehead of a nation. This was an anthropomorphic mare who radiated ‘sex’ at this moment.

And Fredrick wanted to consume all of her.

Taking Luna’s last spoken words to heart, Fredrick leaned in and, much to his surprise, met rather firm, yet wet resistance much sooner than he anticipated when his and Celestia’s lips fused together. The feeling of an identical yet completely different pair of velvety lips on his own spurred him forward, though Fredrick was not the only one who had ideas of pressing their advantage. Celestia wrapped both of her arms around his upper back and pulled him flush against her, squishing her supported breasts right into his pecs, their surface area spreading out and encompassing quite literally his entire chest.

“Huzzah! T’was about time, if I do say so myself! Now, let us get this out of the way…” Luna thought out loud as she undid the clasp of Celestia’s bra with a flick of magic and slid it from between the two. Fredrick and Celestia never bothered to cease their ministrations and continued going at it, even increasing the intensity of their now-full-blown makeout session. From Luna’s perspective, Fredrick seemed to be enjoying himself, which was part of the point. However, Celestia, on the other hand, was completely lost to the actions if her fluttering eyelids and adorable little moans were anything to go by.

Fredrick rested one of his hands on Celestia’s cheek, with the other on her collarbone by the base of her neck. Luna, somehow, found her way in sitting behind Celestia, making sure she was right next to all the intimate action. Luna’s hands snaked around Celestia’s waist and up her soft, slim stomach, coming to rest on both of her breasts as she cupped them both in her hands. Such an action, while inherently erotic, also came with a set of questions for Fredrick.

“L-Luna?” he asked hesitantly after separating from Celestia and getting over the light-headedness of the previous makeout. “What are you doing…?” he finished his question. Luna only looked to him coyly, Celestia still lost in blissful post-makeout wonderland (she had not been kissed like that in a long time).

“In all our years that we have been alive, do you truly believe that we have not ever experimented with each other, hmmm?” she asked rhetorically, turning to her sister’s ear and breathing seductively into it as she continued grabbing consecutive handfuls of her tits. Celestia herself had only recently ‘come back’ to the real world and gazed up at Fredrick, not seeming to mind in the slightest that she was being passively fondled by her sister. As the human and solar alicorn never broke eye contact, Celestia’s face shone with faux-innocence and uncertainty… though her eyes were windows that laid forth a perfect view of wanton desire. If she was uncertain before, she was absolutely sure of herself now: she wanted—no, needed—this.

Fredrick’s rhetorical question and his own hesitancies died upon viewing these wondrous sights.

“Oh, for the record,” Luna began speaking again, interrupting what would’ve been some form of utterance from Celestia. “she loves attention on her neck and her breasts are much more sensitive than my own…” she hinted with a wink and punctuated her words with firmer grasps of Celestia’s boobs, which elicited somewhat of a pent-up, struggled whine out of her.

“F-Fredrick… this isn’t just—ooooOOOHH!” Celestia’s own words and potential protest died immediately when Fredrick dove for the left side of her neck. Luna only giggled heartily as she witnessed her sister be subjected to one of the very things that she absolutely loved from Fredrick. Though she was keen on letting them have their fun, Luna would, in no way ‘cuck herself,’ as she heard Fredrick say once or twice. No, she had plans for him later on.

Celestia reflexively craned her head to the right to allow Fredrick maximum access… an invitation Fredrick was more than happy to accept. He pressed his lips repeatedly onto Celestia’s unbelievably soft neck and laid kisses from the underside of her muzzle all the way to her collarbone, being sure to leave the occasional ‘tongue trail’ or gentle nibble. If Celestia firmly pressing her fingers into Fredrick’s back and tracing lines up and down were anything to go by, then the solar diarch certainly approved of his ministrations.

Fredrick became much more daring and cupped Celestia’s left breast as he continued working her neck over. One thing he could not get over was how wonderful she smelled. Obvious pheromones that were sending him into overdrive aside, her skin and coat smelled perfectly of vanilla… so much so that he even took a rather forward, test-lick of her neck… one that sent a sudden shiver up Celestia’s spine and an unprovoked moan out of her mouth. Fredrick continued to caress Celestia’s breast but his hand quickly came into contact with Luna’s, who was ‘helping’ to hold them. He instinctively grabbed ahold of her hand and the two curled their fingers around each other, holding their hands together and rubbing each other lovingly with their fingers before simultaneously releasing one another.

“Celestia, are you…?” Fredrick began to ask, making sure that Celestia was still not having any second thoughts. However, he was tersely cut off with a forceful yet pleading whine:

“Don’t. Stop. Please…”

Scooting down a bit and laying his body gently on Celestia’s, Fredrick kissed and licked his way down her body… from her collarbone, down between her breasts, to just above her navel, before settling his face right back at ‘breast level.’ Using his elbows for support, Fredrick grasped both of Celestia’s breasts in his hands and squeezed them together, forming massive, sexually hunger-inducing cleavage. Much like with Luna’s, he could not stop himself from almost literally salivating at the prospect of devouring the two perfect orbs.

Something he was more than keen on realizing.

This expands the dong.

Wordlessly, he buried his face into Celestia’s expansive cleavage before removing himself and taking her right nipple straight into his mouth. Treating her to everything he loved to do to Luna, Fredrick did his due diligence to suck, swirl his tongue, and gently tug, alternating between both of her breasts and switching up his technique based on how Celestia reacted; she thoroughly enjoyed a good, old-fashioned sucking of her tits, that was for sure.

“Mmmm, Luna was right about you and breasts…” Celestia managed to say seductively, running her fingers through Fredrick’s hair as he enjoyed himself. She was absolutely relishing in the attention he was showing her sensitive chest but regardless, that comment made him separate from her left nipple with a rather sexy-sounding ‘smack.’

“What did she tell you?” he asked in a deadpanned expression, not at all mad. Celestia and Luna both giggled together before the latter spoke up:

“Everything.”

“Well then…”

“Speaking of which,” Celestia added in. “You feel cramped down there,” she alluded to his shorts, where she could feel his painfully hard erection doing its best to set itself free.

“Maybe, but I’m content where I am now,” Fredrick retorted as he kissed lower and lower down her stomach, past her navel and towards her sweat pants… which had a distinct dampness to them. Before he could take them off though, Luna intervened.

“Let me help you with that, Fredrick…” she spoke with another flick of her fingers, Celestia’s last remaining layers of clothing fading away and leaving her completely bare to him. Face to face with her soaking marehood, Fredrick was completely captivated by the same, much more concentrated smell of vanilla. The fact that, much like Luna’s, Celestia’s lower lips were perfectly shaped and appetizing only made him want to begin his work anew… so he did.

Spreading her legs as much as he could, Fredrick leaned in and took yet another whiff of her scent, the aroma of perverted vanilla that he was becoming so fond of. Taking his first tentative lick, however, he confirmed that she did not, in fact, taste like vanilla… but her taste was so much more satisfying on alternative levels.

“Oh!” Celestia gasped at first contact of his tongue on her most sensitive and vulnerable of areas. Luna only nipped her ear playfully in response before whispering into the same appendage:

“Sister, you are in for a wonderful treat…”

Utilizing his fingers to his aid, Fredrick parted her lips and began taking licks with conviction, adjusting his position so he could enjoy and do the best job at ‘eating her pussy.’ Part of his nose buried straight into her throbbing clit while he worked his tongue and lips on and into her equally throbbing love-tunnel. Moaning sexily through clenched teeth, Celestia’s left hand shot directly to the back of Fredrick’s head, gripping his short but ‘grip-able’ hair and ensuring his mouth never left its post. Her free, right hand instantly went to massaging her breasts while Luna enjoyed the view from her vantage point, resolving to merely nip at her sister’s ear and continue holding her breasts. She herself was absolutely soaking and throbbing, nipples painfully hard and undoubtedly stabbing Celestia’s back and wings… it took all she could muster to not jump Fredrick and ride him into the bed like she would her stallion.

Fredrick soldiered on for the next couple of minutes, continuously upping the ante and his tongue’s intensity as he licked her out. Soon enough, though, he switched to Celestia’s clit and gave it his sole attention, though not without slipping his right middle finger into her needy slit and earning an extra-loud moan.

“YES! Don’t stop that please don’t…” Celestia cried out and uttered rapidly, clenching her eyes shut and allowing herself to only feel. Pony tongues were much larger and as such, had greater surface area but as a human, his was smaller and much more precise… he was hitting her in all the right places and coupled with the actions of a lone finger, she was complete putty in his hands (and mouth). Add into the mix that Celestia had not been touched by another in quite a long while, she already felt that she was getting to that special point of no return… the event horizon to a magical orgasm that was light-years ahead of what she could reproduce on her lonesome.

“Fredrick stop…”

“Huh?” he asked suddenly, registering the word ‘stop’ and ceasing his actions at once. Celestia was not hurt or disapproving in any way… but merely wanted to take things further, sitting him up and pushing him onto his back.

“Enough with the foreplay, Fredrick… we both know why we’re here,” Celestia remarked in the sexiest voice she could… and by Cthulhu was it fucking sexy, especially when she stared at him with that look. Celestia crawled over to him and attempted to get his shorts off, but, Luna ensured to make the process as seamless as possible, disposing of his clothes magically with another flick of her fingers. In all of its glory stood his shaft, which sprung to full attention upon the disappearance of its garment prison.

“Hmmm… exactly as I imagined, but it’s nice to hold the real thing…” Celestia alluded with a wink, grabbing a hold of his cock and taking a long, drawn-out lick from base to tip, flicking his head upon her action’s culmination. Luna only looked on with a sultry complexion as she rested on her stomach and forearms, not even a few inches away from the center of action. As well, it gave Fredrick an extra pair of tits to gawk at.

What he thought was going to be a blowjob of sorts as per the teasing lick that Celestia imparted on him was actually not the case… in fact Celestia wasted no time in crawling over him and delivering a sloppy kiss unto his overworked lips. She straddled his waist and did well to grind her even needier slit onto his rigid spire, earning a dual groan from both of them whenever the head of his dick managed to press into her clit.

Their tongues wrestled for what seemed like hours, neither of them too fond of breaking their makeout session, especially Fredrick, who was getting two handfuls of titflesh or succulent ass… even a combination of the two! Celestia finally pulled back when Fredrick gave her a nice little swat on her butt, as well as tugging on the base of her tail to elicit some sort of reaction… hopefully a good one like his experiences with Luna.

After a satisfied, if startled gasp from Celestia at his actions, she immediately reaffixed her ravenous, lustful gaze onto him as she began pressing her lower lips purposefully onto his tip.

“Now, I wonder if the real thing will feel better inside…” Celestia mused jokingly as she began agonizingly slowly sinking down, gradually impaling herself onto his pole and letting a pleasure-filled groan flow unbidden from her lungs. Finally, she bottomed out completely and rested her crotch connected to his, Fredrick’s entire length buried inside her tight, throbbing recess.

“As I said earlier,” Luna piped up, also seductively crawling towards Fredrick. “You two shan’t be having all the fun,” she concluded as she straddled Fredrick’s face, facing away from Celestia. As Luna lowered her own neglected slit onto Fred’s mouth, Celestia began taking liberties and moving her hips back and forth. The moment Luna’s nethers made contact with Fred’s mouth, he began licking and sucking to his heart’s content.

Easy, gradual moans emanated from both alicorns as they quite literally used Fred as their personal play thing. Celestia placed both of her palms on Fred’s chest and stomach for support as she continued to impale herself repeatedly onto his dick, making sure that her aching pussy was speared as deep as possible each time and hitting that perfect spot inside of her. Her eyes were closed and her breasts bounced freely as her mouth went slightly slack. Her groans of pleasure continued to flow from the deepest parts of her lungs, letting Fredrick hear just how much Celestia was enjoying herself. Luna was in the midst of a similar experience herself, though she was allowed much more freedom to gyrate and grind her hips directly onto Fredrick’s mouth and working tongue, making sure he licked and sucked specific parts of her nethers that she wanted at any given time. She and her sister competed for sound, and the room was filled with the beautiful, erotic, sonorous mix of desynchronized moaning, schlicking of bodily fluids, and slapping of skin.

Fredrick was, no pun intended, eating the whole situation up. Being assaulted on two different fronts was an incredible experience for him. Celestia’s tight pussy in conjunction with her wetness pouring from inside her was indescribable, especially when coupled with the fact that their heartbeats seemed to synchronize. He too was moaning from the feeling of his dick inside a saturated, fleshy prison, but instead of it being as vocal as his partners in crime, his moans went straight into Luna’s slit in the form of vibrations, which stimulated her clit wonderfully. The whole scene was too good to be true, and he feared that he would wake up at any moment… but regardless, reality dictated that he was going to inevitably burst within the next minute or two. However, he had little way to notify Luna or Celestia, and did not even consider moving Luna off of him. He was a man, and he would fight with every fiber of his being to ensure that his friends were satisfied…

…in theory.

Fortune seemed to smile upon him, however, when Luna began grinding herself onto his mouth much more harshly… and then suddenly tensed up and shuddered with an accompanying cry. His thoughts were confirmed when he felt a little extra ‘runoff’ enter his mouth, and Luna in fact did cum quite decently. Luna did not alter her position even as she was regaining her bearings and controlling her breathing, but she afforded Fredrick enough room to breathe in more deeply and actually speak.

“Celestia…”

“Hah! Uhn! Just… inside me! MMPH!... Please I wanna feel it… Hah! Hah!... Fill me up, Fredrick!” Celestia pleaded, burying Fred’s dick into her at a much faster pace, slamming her pussy onto his pelvis with abandon. Focusing on her moaning and how much pleasure she was getting just on using him as a mere fuckstick was enough to set him off. With uneven, unrestrained grunts, Fredrick began pumping Celestia full of his hot load, filling her up just as she had requested… and such a feeling of hot, gooey seed inside of her was the final straw for Celestia. One last impaling ensured that she was the final individual in the room to cum, though her accompanying cry was significantly louder than the others’.

She did not stop moaning for well over ten seconds, and her slit was completely overflowing and draining itself onto Fredrick and the sheets below, not that anyone cared.

The aftermath was evident: Fredrick was sore on both ends, and he felt his tongue and lips were nearly raw somehow. His pelvis ached like no other from the beating Celestia’s crotch gave him. Luna’s clit was so swollen and sensitive after her orgasm that she finally had to get off of Fredrick and lie next to him, gradually slowing her deep breathing to a simple pant. Celestia arguably, had it worse off (or better, depending on how one looked at it): her vagina was completely used and abused, full, and still swollen and overflowing. Her breasts had taken a beating from her own hands when she could not help but touch and grab herself, and after a few moments, she too, decided to slide off of Fredrick (with a residual shudder as his semi-flaccid dick seamlessly slipped from her grasp) and lay on the side opposite of Luna.

The sounds of sex were quickly replaced with a chorus of pants and gentle breaths, even as Luna cuddled into Fredrick and allowed herself to settle down. Celestia also decided to get in on the cuddle party, cozying up to Fredrick’s other side and laying her head on his chest while Luna opted for her usual position of burying her face in the crook of his neck.

Fredrick, trapped in the middle, had a neutral yet dopey smirk on his face, his eyes half-lidded from the onset of post-coital fatigue.

“So, Celestia,” Luna called out softly. “Was he like the toy?”

“Immeasurably better…” Celestia uttered out as her eyes begged to close.

“Fredrick?” Luna turned her attention to him. “Any late objections?”

“Y’know,” he replied after a few moments. “I don’t think I have any problems… and maybe you were right. Maybe this was something we all needed.”

“Perhaps… I for one am happy the way this turned out,” Celestia admitted softly, her eyes now closed and a rhythmic, comfortable breathing pattern established.

“So… see you two at work tomorrow?” Fredrick joked, earning a few light-hearted chuckles… then full-fledged laughter from both mares.

“Perhaps the administrative staff won’t particularly mind us coming in an hour or two later than normal,” Celestia mused.

No one decided to say anything more, and before they knew it, all three of them drifted off to sleep with smiles on their faces and renewed vigor in their hearts. All that had been sought had been accomplished: Questions had been answered, misunderstandings were put behind them, any guilt or concerns were assuaged, and curiosity had been satisfied. Things would hopefully return to normal and that somewhat worried Fredrick, because he now had to worry about potential retaliation in the form of a devastating prank.

That would be for ‘Future Fredrick’ to deal with, though. His final thought before his internal light turned off for the night was rather simple…

Well, that happened.

Author's Notes:

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Oh, and it was my first time actually writing a semi-threesome like thing so take that into consideration. Some parts of this chapter may have been a tad contrived and the 'realism' may have been bent but we're talking about immortal anthropomorphic demi-goddesses with bodies to show for it so I don't really have a high horse to get up on in any case. This was a fucking hard chapter to write so AT LEAST some of you motherfuckers better enjoy it.

And yes, there is NO harem going on.