Jarith Loomis, a under-paid employee of the newly finished Ponytopia's Pony Paradise Resort, finds himself at a loss when his job has been switched from whatever the manager wants that day to whatever his friend, Spencer, signed him up for. Granted, he's pretty sure his contract and health insurance doesn't cover attempted murders by mechanical, homicidal ponies or hallucinations but that's for the courts to decide when they find his body... But it won't come to that as long as he stays alive and maybe, find Spencer and figure out what exactly he can't remember.

After all... he doesn't have anything to do with this... Right?

AN/ Warning: Rated T for strong language, descriptive mentioning of body distortion and harm.