It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville, and high above the domain of the earth ponies floated a fluffy white house. Within, a cyan colored pegasus cracked her eyes open as the first rays of sunlight reached through her window and spilled across her rainbow-colored mane. With a yawn, Rainbow Dash got up and—

"Buck off," said Rainbow Dash.

...Except it was the weekend, so Rainbow Dash didn't actually get up.

The End.

Author's Notes:

So, did you like it?

...No? Why not?

Well, of course nothing happened, that's the point! Ugh, what is wrong with you ponies?

What was that? Oh no, I'm quite certain you'll never see them again. But no matter, I'm sure you can make some friends in the village to replace them.

Honestly, with that kind of language, the only reason I haven't put the gag back on is because I'm curious about your opinion!