Oh god, oh god, OH GOD! I'm a mare physically, but a dude mentally, what the hell do I do?

Ribbon puts down her violin, and walks over to me, before grabbing my face and pulling me into a kiss. When she finally break, it she looks me in the eye... "Isn't that what I'm here for?"

"You're... actually willing to go that far?" Oh god! Want, but do not want! Incredibly conflicted!

"Of course. Despite all your jokes, I know you're the hesitant one. and I know why" she pulls me into a long, passionate, kiss. "Just because you're not a stallion anymore, doesn't mean you can't have me." This, is eerily calming...Ribbon gestures to the couch, and I comply. Walking over to the couch, I lay down, efore Ribbon mounts me... oh god! Just her rubbing against me feels so GOOD!

"Oh god yes! YES!" Ribbon seemed unsure what to do at this point, and my body started running on autopilot. My rear hooves wrap around her midsection, and pull her against me.

"Oh my, don't tell me you haven't even explored yourself." No I havent... but forget that!

I pull Ribbon into a passionate kiss, and start grinding against her, every motion sending a wave of ecstasy through me.

'I guess I really AM the first one to touch here, huh?' I feel a tingling in my nethers, and an even stronger wave of pleasure washes over me, causing me to grind even harder against Ribbon.

Her stomach lurched for a moment, and I feel something dripping from me and Ribbons lips, before hardening... I wrap my forehooves around her, pinning her forelegs against her sides, and feel her moan into my mouth... -YES! Take me!-

The fire in my nethers reaches a breaking point, and a wave of pleasure washes over me, causing me to shudder, as I scream into Ribbons mouth. In my throes of ecstasy, we had rolled off the couch, and onto the floor, where I was now on top. Still twitching occasionally, I shuddered as a second wave of pure bliss flowed through me. I could feel Ribbons chest expanding and contracting against mine, and the hot breath from her nose buffeting my face... resuming the grinding, I feel Ribbon moan into my mouth in pleasure, the intensity slowly increasing as she reached a peak, before she spasmed in my grip, her salvia eating away at the gel binding our mouths together... my body instinctively starts trying to thrust, despite the lack of a certain organ. The sensation, however, feels just as good. My bodys spasms begin again at about the same time as Ribbons. I pull up from the kiss unable to contain it any longer, as the throes of a second orgasm hit me. "YES! TAKE ME, RIBBON!"

"Ahhhhh..." the sound of Ribbon panting reaches my ears. Suddenly everything goes white for a moment, and I realized that it was a camera flash.

"Oh poo, and just when it was getting good..."

I disentangled myself from Ribbon, and glare death, at Discord, my eyes burning with a rage comparable to antimatter nuclear hellfire, while Ribbon scrambled to compose herself.

"Oh Discooooord, why don't we step outside and talk..." I grabbed him by the antlers, and dragged him outside. "To quote a pink haired, emo-loving banshee-" I spun around and deliver a gut kick of titanic proportions. "CHAAAAAA!" And send Discord rocketing in the general direction of Canterlot. My work done, I walk back inside, only to notice Ribbon at the door, looking at the polaroid Discord dropped.

Well that was awkward...