Marcus (the Ninja) and Andrea (the Queen), still ponified, wake up in a library. Yep. You know where this is going.

--HOURS EARLIER--

With scrap from a local dumpster, all 18 ponified MLP animators, Hasbro executives, and OMDs finally built a shack, which they dubbed their headquarters. Marcus and Andrea were each given Google Glasses by the MLP animators, who were wearing their own pairs. "This has a GPS and a brony indicator on it," Lauren Faust said to the two. "We'll also keep an eye out for any. Remember, we're targeting 500,000." "I thought it was a million!" Marcus said. "Well, we changed it, so deal with it." The two OMDs then decide to sleep on the grass. Roaming the streets a half hour later, a mysterious pony drags them.

--

"God, what the hell happened?" Marcus asks while waking up. "Oh, so you're finally up." A mysterious voice calls from downstairs, belonging to Twilight Sparkle, or what seems to be her. She turns around when the two finally approach her. "Shit," Andrea says, "you're here to convert us into bronies, aren't you?" "No, no, no, I'm not Twilight. I'm Tara Strong. It's just we voice actors automatically get ponified when we used that teleporter." "What about Ashliegh Ball?" "She and Andrea Libman split into two personalities when teleported, but that's not the point. I also wanna help you stop this madness." "Why? Don't you love your job?" Marcus inquires. "Yeah, but I absolutely HATE it when people just lick pictures of the show on their walls, sleeping with pony dakimakuras, and even fap to pics online. I mean, straight out nasty," Tara explains. "I know that feel, bro," Andrea says. Marcus, Andrea, and Tara all hear the sound of tongue-flicking. Marcus cues everyone's voice to a whisper. "It's coming from the bathroom." They gently tiptoe over to the bathroom door, as they could hear a voice. Tara presses her ear against the door. Her face of fear turns into a face of shock and disgust. "Everything OK?" Marcus asks. "You gotta hear this." The 3 press their ear against the door and can hear the sound of typing, along with the voice. It turns out to be a brony writing a creepy lesbian fanfiction. The brony speaks the words as he types.

"'...Come on, Twilight. *tongue sloshing* Penetrate me with your horn,' says an excited Rainbow Dash, waiting to get pleasured. *more tongue sloshing* 'Sure thing, Dashie.' Twilight then begins to..." All of them remove their ears off the door. Andrea vomits in her mouth a little. "See what I mean?" Tara says. "Yep. That's our first target." Marcus says. "Wait! You're not actually going to... kill him... are you?" Tara wonders. "Nah. I give all my victims a hard slice in the back." Marcus goes over and busts in the door right when the brony finished typing the word "orgasm," and pulls out his machete. However, he cannot grip it since he has a hoof. "Shit! What do I do? He can't get away with this goddamn fan fiction!" "Use your horn!" "What?" Tara grabs the machete using magic, and impales the brony across the back, as a pile of blood splashes all over the computer. The brony is dead. "Man. Nicole's gonna be pissed," Tara says, realizing what she just did. "Who's Nicole?" Nicole Oliver, taking the form of Princess Celestia, appears behind Tara, blowing a sigh of relief. "Thank GOD," she says. "W--What?" "I always hated that brony. He actually wrote 4 fan fictions about Princess Celestia." "Gross," Marcus says in disgust. "I know. One of them was about Celestia and Luna pulling a 2G1C." Tara limps over to the bathroom, stepping over the dead brony, and vomits in the toilet. "Excuse me. That was just so nasty." "And you did a good thing, Tara. Good job." "Actually, it was this guy's machete." Tara points to Marcus, who blushes. Nicole asks him, "You in on this thing?" "Yep. You can help us." "Sure thing. I really don't want another one of those 2G1C fanfictions." Tara, still in the bathroom, vomits once more before heading out to the shack the animators and executives built.