Entropy - ©H@0$, Disharmony, Disorder, Discord

2 years before Luna's Banishment

Zooming around the small house, Salas giggled happily as he was running from his father. Taking a sharp left, he swerved, bumping into aanwall that wasn't there before.

The was a light giggle as he floated into the air, on to his mother's back. "Salas, you need to be more careful." She nuzzeled him. "Are you hurt?"

Salas shook his head with a kind smile. "Nope! I'm okay!" He rubbed his nose. "Just a bump!"

"Looks like you found my escapee!" Lucky walked through chuckling. "You need a bath Salas."

"You do sorta smell buddy!" Crystal playfully waved her hoof. She wasn't smelling anything at all.

"No I don't!" His eyes turn red. "I smell fine! I don't like bath time! Water burns!"

Crystal rested Salas right in front of her. Kneeling, she smiled kindly at him. "Lava burns sweetie, water cools."

"R-really?" He asked. "Water....is cold?

Crystal nodded slowly. "After your bath, you need to get back to your studies Salas." She stood up, kissing Lucky passionately. "See you when I return from my visit."

"Miss you hun..." Lucky said in a low voice. "I really will."

"I know, but distance makes the bond grow stronger." She opened the front door. "I love you Salas-"

Salas shot up takeing a sharp inhale. His eyes wide, scanning the cave. He sat in silence for a few moments, feeling the faint magic Twilight had. She was in her castle, living the life she doesn't deserve.

"What was that..." He rubbed his head. "Mom...dad...?" Standing Salas saw two projections from the tree. Two ponies stood, smiling at him. "M-mom? Dad?" His eyes turned sky blue.

"Salas...are you okay?" The unicorn asked.

"You don't look to happy to us." The projection of Lucky said.

Salas began to see the world twist around the two projections. He looked away. "Fucking a...he said. Way to trick me like that Celestia!"

"I'm not that solar bitch!" Discord said walking into existence.

"And who are you?"

"Discord."

"Oh, Entropy!" Salas chuckled. "Aren't you stoned?"

Discord shrugged. "I wish and was, but the point is why are you not covered in chains."

Salas's hand turned into a fist. "You're making a bad first impression..." He said through his teeth, and eyes turning red.

Discord gasped, placing his hands to his face. "Oh right!" He chuckled flipping around closer to Salas. "I am aren't I? Hhhmmmmmmm....Ah! Would you like a cupcake?"

"A-a what?" Salas asked, backing away. "What buck is that...?"

Discord chuckled. "Oh my only the best mini cake that only few can eat in one bite!" Discord threw one into his mouth, smiling. "I helped Pinkie Pie make these!"

Salas chuckled. "You love one of them, don't you?" He asked, shrugging with a sigh. "Alright, I'll help you too. So which one?"

Discord blushed. "W-well, that's not the point." He faked a smile. "You need to try one!"

"So why are you here?"

Discord gave Salas a cupcake. "I want to be the first villain you see turned good!" He raised his hands into the air, and a fake halo behind his toothy grin. "I am Discord the Spirit of Chaos and all things Disharmony-here's my card:"

Hey! it's me (the author!)breaking the forth wall, saying this is not a real phone number, cause....Well...I like my life without a six inch butthole! For now enjoy!

"You're completely mad!" Salas laughed, shaking his head low. "A-alright...hehe...So, eh...what exactly does this mean?"

"You're being reformed!" Discord made fireworks appear out of thin air."If they can reform me, than they can reform you!"

Salas snorted violet smoke, extending his wings. "I do not need to be reformed!" His jaw cracked, sending aflame. "I want vengeance!"

Discord whipped the fire away with a whip, and glared at Salas with a blank expression. "I don't wish to be on bad terms of one of my own, but for your sake I shall forgive you."

"I'm nothing like you!" He hissed. "You are not my father!"

Discord sighed dropping his arms. "You see this?!" He asked, dawning a golden necklace with the word "D.I.S.C.O.R.D" was written across his chest. "I look like a mothah-bucking-animal-orgy gone plane wrong!!"

Salas fell backwards laughing his hysterically. Sounds of ponies who listened were heard up the cliff. "Oh shit!" He laughed. "That's great! Seriously dude you are bucking insane!"

Discord placed his finger on his lip, and his paw on his side. "Do-I-look-like-a-sane-creature-to-you-stupid?"

An uproar caused part of the cliff to crash, Salas didn't care, he couldn't breath. Discord saw Celestia 'dying' as well, her laughs even sounded angelic. Next to her was Luna, who was trying her hardest not to smile, her whole face was red. Even the mane six, Fluttershy no doubt couldn't do anything but laugh her flank off.

"Oh maker of makes!" Celestia cried. "Dammit! My stomach hurts!" Next Chapter: Discord & Twilight Estimated time remaining: 34 Minutes