Author's Notes:

WARNING THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS ELEMENTS OF MAKING NO SENSE. It is non-canon so there is no relevance to the main story.

If you wish not to read this please wait for the next chapter release or just don't read this.

Also it's super short.

Next chapter: Twilight get a reverse mohawk- woops, I should stop reading other fanfics -Pinkie Pie launches her untested cannon in a very small confined space. No seriously it'll happen... maybe.

Celestia and Luna looked at each other across the table.

Celestia was displeased to say the least and Luna was beyond gloomy.

“Why”, began Celestia. “Is the cake always gone?”

Luna chewed the end of her mane.

“I named him Tigey”, she whined, the guards sniggered but Luna was beyond hearing them.

Celestia sighed.

“I’m placing an order.”

Luna just sniffed and put her head in her hooves, trapping her mane between them.

Celestia stomped over to annoy Kibitz with another cake order whilst Luna just moaned.

“He was the best plushie”, Luna said through gasps in between sobs.

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Over on another world, I presented a stuffed tiger plushie to Angel who smiled sweetly and hugged it to herself.

“It’s called Tigey”, I whispered and she squealed with delight.

“Oh, it’s perfect!” she babbled happily, shooting me an absolutely killer smile. I had a small heart attack.

“You can keep it for exactly one year”, I replied with a grin.

Angel paused.

I waited for the expression of horror that dawned on her face.

“No… You didn’t…”

I nodded.

Angel slapped me.

“Oh come on, after everything they've done for you?!” she exclaimed, annoyed at me for pulling such a petty thing off.

“Angel, I think you need comfort food”, I answered, skipping off to the next room.

Puzzled she followed me and felt her jaw promptly drop.

“Cake?” I cackled, gesturing to the mountains of confectionary delights.