I sat upright in a snap. "What, where!?" I yelped, looking around the room. I found a hoof pressed against my chest, keeping me pinned to what turned out to be a warm bed. "What the hell!?" I looked up the leg, staring up at Celestia's worried face, "Oh thank go-- what the fuck!?" I snapped, realizing what I had just said. "I don't--"

"Sam, I take it." She stated, letting me go. "I was hoping Able would wake up first...."

I rubbed my chest, "Why's that? You gonna kill me?"

Celestia stared at me with a burning glare. "You might not be one of my subjects, but you've done nothing wrong, and I have no reason to kill you, to harm you in any way."

"Then why'd you want to see...whoever's in my head?" I sat upright in the bed, "Well...let's hear it."

Celestia looked off to the far corner of the room. "I wanted to say goodbye...give him some time to...to do what he wanted before I had to-" she looked back at me with a bit of a pained look to her, "-Before I have to rid you of him."

I chewed my cud, staring at her. "You know it's hardly fair to hijack my body just for some--"

"I wanted to hold him. I wanted him to see the filly he cared for--" my hearing tuned out, replaced by my own voice.

You should meet her, Silver Spoon. If I can't...well, she'd appreciate it at least.

"-Give him some--"

I held my hand up. "He wants me to see someone...some, Silver something."

Celestia frowned hard, "Ah, so he can hear us?"

Able's voice rattled around my head, I can. You know, I really thought she'd hesitate more about killing me.

"Well you're the one trying to kill me!" I snapped, quickly remembering how schizophrenic I must look. "He's- look, can you just get this over with? I really just want to go home, fuck the vacation, fuck Equestria, fuck all this shit!"

Celestia frowned, lowering her head and nodding. "Two times you've been here. Both times haven't exactly been the best."

I had a quick flash, like a movie ingraining into my head. "I- I punched a guard? I- oh...oh...."

"You--"

I rubbed my forehead, "That's rough. I mean- god I can feel it." I grumbled, rubbing my arms. "Why the hell do I remember this? It never fucking happened to me!" I lowered my head, "Oh god...that guard on my feet...."

"What?" Celestia asked, cocking her head, "Guard?"

Not a word, fucker.

I let out a rough cough, "Your uh- your little...what was he- I, Able, to you?"

Celestia looked down, tapping her back hoof on the floor, "It's rather complicated."

We fucked, discussed matters of war, got...a little intimate.

"Oh god--" I covered my mouth to keep from gagging, "Oh...so we- he- with...Jesus Christ."

Celestia scrunched up her muzzle, "What does that mean!?"

I shook my head vigorously. "Just- thinking about my clone fucking a horse...it's just--"

"Well that's rather rude." Celestia stated, "Why do you--"

"Cause I remember it." I groaned, laying back and rubbing my face with both hands, "Oh god...it felt good.... That's so gross."

Celestia grew a bit red, "It was one--"

"You liked it when he called you a slut...what the fuck happen--"

"Alright that's enough!" Celestia snapped, stomping her hoof.

Aww, she's adorable when she's flustered. Keep going....

"No!" I snapped, sitting upright, "He's- look...maybe you two should talk. I don't need to be around while you two--" I felt a strange tick in the back of my head. It felt like someone jammed a corkscrew into my brain and gave it a quick twist. "I- shit." I turned away from Celestia. "That sick bastard is poisoning my brain...."

Ha...it's not so bad. She's really warm inside, nice when you're done and you can just--

"Aaaaahhhhh!! Shut up!" I yelled, covering my ears, "No, fuck you!"

Really tender after you fuck her in the ass. Just shooting gooey loads into the tight hot little horse a--

"Fuck you!" I screamed, rolling out of the bed and onto the floor. "Horse fucking creep!"

Embrace it. Fuck your apprehension and trepidation. Fuck, that, horse, right in the pussy. Cuddle that princess, kiss her tenderly and wreck her body--

"Fucking shit, your boyfriend's a sick fuck!" I shouted, scrambling to my feet and looking around the room. "Where the hell am I even!?"

Celestia looked a bit off put by my sudden shouting. "You don't recognize my room?"

I looked around the large room, remembering the balcony. "I- I swear to god tell this--"

I know one of my greatest regrets before leaving was not eating her out. Kisses taste like orange juice, so I have to imagine her pus--

"Oh my fucking god, shut up!" I snapped, "Tell him to shut up before I throw myself off the fucking building!"

Kiss her on the mouth and I'll stop. Open mouth, and I'll stop.

"She's a horse!" I shouted, closing my eyes and stomping my foot, "Stop trying--"

Celestia walked over, "You know for me it looks like you're talking to yourself."

I cracked my neck, adjusting to being physically alive again. "Jesus...he yells way too much."

Celestia stared at me with a cock to her head, "Sam--"

"Nope, Able." I corrected, walking up to her. "I'm just here for something quick. Something he's too much of a bitch to do."

Celestia took a step back as I stepped towards her, "What does--"

I grabbed the back of her head, watching my bright white sleeves curl around her slightly pink coat and pull her towards me. I pressed me lips against hers, enjoying the rumbly retort as she tried to pull back. "Hmmmugh!?" she mumbled, trying rather halfheartedly to pull back. I pressed on, forced to pull her head down to my level. I turned her head slightly down, giving me a better angle and a chance to dip her slightly.

I pulled back, letting her head rest in the nook of my elbow, "I can die after this...just let me do this." I dove back down, closing my eyes and throwing myself into the kiss. Celestia's right foreleg trembled slightly, leaving her to fall to her knees to equal out our heights. I hummed softly, jutting my tongue past her lips for a sheer second before breaking off. I made sure Celestia's head didn't slam into the floor before letting Sam take things over again. "Alright...gonna go back to mind reading, have--"

"-fun-- Sppppp- gahk, god damn it!" I screamed, tasting viscous citrus spit on my tongue and lips. "Fuckin- bullshit!" I snapped, turning towards the door. "I'm out, I'm going back home!"

Celestia took a deep breath and stood, "I- well...that was certainly rather comforting to have you spitting after we kissed...I am a princess you know?"

"You're a horse!" I snapped, rubbing my lips with the back of my wrist, "I just- not into horses yo!"

Trish Potts.... Able grumbled, You're not really in a place to talk about sexual superiority.

I shut up immediately. "...I'm going home--"

"Well then I can't help you." Celestia stated, walking over, "You'll probably be schizophrenic for the rest of your life, and I don't think you want that."

I let out a long, drawn out and angry sigh, "You know, this trip was for my health. And now...now I'm sharing my own head, my own body with some god damn horse fucker!"

Keep calling her a horse and I'll stop your heart....

"Do it bitch!" I screamed, looking up as if to talk to god, "Let's do this, we gonna die together!? Come on!"

Celestia just started mumbling, "I'm just going to...for your own good." she walked up behind me, nuzzling the back of my head. "Shhh."

"I swear to god I just...fucking--god...I just wanna--" I stopped as Celestia continued to gently nuzzle my head, rubbing her cheek against my temple. "And I just- vacation...bullshit." I pulled my hand up, pressing it against Celestia's cheek and forcibly rubbing her against the side of my head. It was calming, and despite my aversion the smell of soft sugar and citrus that radiated from her was rather nice. "I just...I wanna go home, take a nap, wake up when all this is sorted out."

"I know...I know my little human, I know." she stopped nuzzling and rested her chin on my shoulder, "Lunch?"

I stared ahead, wishing I could be angrier due to the circumstances. "...Fine." Next Chapter: Potts Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 23 Minutes