Author's Notes:

There's no clop here, but there is discussion about, you know, (sex)

Rainbow Dash lay curled up on her right side in the large circular bed, her face expressionless. Her view of the city, across the huge penthouse suite, was through a window that took up an entire wall. On this moonless midnight, it provided a panoramic view of the island of Manehattan, an island of buildings and windows. Those windows, like little stars, filled the city and lit up the skyline like a spray of a million diamonds.

The walls and the floor of the enormous oval room were highly polished white marble. The room was dark, lit only by a single neon tube that was cut into the bottom of the wall around its perimeter. It had been designed so as to eliminate reflections in the window at night and provide a spectacular showcase of the city below.

The room contained very few pieces of furniture- the large round bed which sat at the narrow end of the oval, a large white sectional sofa, and a vanity with a chair. Next to the vanity stood a full-length mirror. Thick white rugs were placed around the room.

To the left of the bed, the wall curved gently around. In that wall were two entrances - one to the lobby and the other to an enormous bathroom, also white marble.

Opposite the bed was an ornately carved mantle that surrounded a gas fed fireplace. The mantle was carved out of the same marble as the walls and floor, but its detail and opulence stood out in stark contrast to the rest of the room.

To the right side of the bed was the massive window. The window itself was made up of glass panes 6 feet wide that went floor to ceiling. Each pane was angled slightly to the ones on either side of it thus completing the oval.

Though she faced that amazing window with Manehattan spread out below, the young pegasus saw none of it.

"I can't believe I did all that stuff..." Her voice was quiet. "I - I mean if any of my friends knew out about me wearing those stockings..." she thought about it for a moment and a flash of fear made her eyes widen for a second, She rolled over on her back. "I don't even want to think about it." She turned her head to the left where she could see the vanity. "It's not exactly my thing, you know?" She looked into the worried eyes of blue pegasi she saw in the full-length mirror.

"...at least it wasn't," she said quietly.

Then she looked away, suddenly remembering the images that she'd seen in that mirror hours earlier, of two lovers practically devouring each other in the throes of passion.

Harmony turned the corner from the bathroom entrance and looked at Rainbow, then let her gaze drop. She pawed the floor lightly. "I thought we were celebrating you saving my life, and falling in love." She spoke quietly, trying to hide the pain. Suddenly she looked up.

"But maybe you do that sort of thing all the time, after all you are the amazingly awesome Rainbow Dash!" The words came out a little angrier than she'd intended.

Rainbow Dash said nothing, she just turned her head back toward the window.

"I'm sorry Rainbow, I didn't mean that. I-I know it got a little crazy, believe me that was not a typical love making session for me either. I've never had sex with a mare- well back in finishing school, but as an adult, about as wild as I got was once when I gave my husband a hoof job on the midnight train out of Canterlot after one too many Margaritas. We thought that was wild crazy sex.

Dash remained silent, she just rolled onto her right side, away from Harmony.

The blonde pony walked around to the right side of the bed as if to get a better look of the city. She turned to speak but suddenly saw the tears in her young love's eyes. In a moment she was at her side, standing at the edge of the bed.

"What's wrong Rainbow?" She reached over and took the young pegasi's hoof in hers. "Did I do something wrong? If this is moving a little too fast for you, we can slow it down. I-I, the, last thing I want is for you to be upset. All those things I said earlier - before the nap, I meant every word, but maybe you need more time to see how you feel about me"

Dash's ears folded back farther and she looked down, avoiding looking into Harmony's eyes. Struggling to keep from crying, the young pegasui finally spoke, her voice strained from the effort of not letting her emotions overwhelm her. She blinked and a tear rolled from her eye onto the pillow.

"I, I don't know. I was so excited and horny and I - I just wanted you so badly..."

Harmony reached under Dash's chin to lift it but the cyan pony would not look her in the eye. and turned her head to the side, burying it deeper into the pillow. She saw how hard Rainbow was fighting to keep from letting go, could see her chin trembling. Harmony looked around the room, unsure of what to do or say. She went around to the other side of the bed, climbed in and snuggled behind her lover. Dashie didn't object, allowing Harmony to spoon with her but wouldn't turn look at her. Harshwhinny leaned forward, brushing her lover's ear and giving it a playful nibble, but got no reaction. She pulled the young pony closer to her and smelled her scent. She nuzzled her gently.

"I can't tell you how incredibly happy you've made me, but it means nothing unless you're happy too. That is more important to me than anything."

Still nothing

"Do you love me?"

Dash nodded without hesitation."Definitely,"

Harmony let out a sigh of relief. "Dashie? You mentioned something about how masturbation was forbidden at your house, why was that?" Harshwhinny had no idea why she'd asked that but something in her sensed it was important. It held a key.

*Sniff* "It just was, that's all."

"So was there a big sign up in the front hall? Something subtle like "You're welcome to come and visit, but if you're alone, please don't visit and cum - no masturbation in this house.'? Or did your parents inform visitors 'Hi glad you could come. Speaking of cumming, please don't masturbate here. Thanks...'? And what constituted masturbation? Did you actually have to cum for it to be considered masturbation? I believe there are rules regardi-"

"I'm glad you find it so funny."

"Come on Rainbow - I felt you shaking with laugh-"

Dash pulled away and turned and rolled onto her left side, facing Harmony. Her eyes were red and puffy and tears were streaming down her face.

"I wasn't laughing."

"Oh Rainbow, oh love, I am so sorry." She took the cyan pony in her arms and Dashie finally let go, her cry starting as a high pitched squeal and then breaking down into wracking sobs as she buried her face in Harmony's blonde mane. Harmony just held her, stroking her back and whispering "It's alright honey, it's alright."

After awhile Dash calmed down

"Rainbow, do you trust me?"

Rainbow, her face still pressed into Harmony's coat, nodded.

"We need to talk about this - about what happened when you were younger. I think I might have an idea, but you have to trust me and you have to be honest with me."

Rainbow pulled away from Harmony and looked up into the blue eyes with a mixture of such love and pain that Harmony, found it difficult to speak. She pulled Dash to her and the two stayed like that.

"Did your parents catch you?" Harmony asked..

Dash shook her head.

Hang on a minute, okay?" Harmony went to the bathroom and came back with a cold washcloth which she folded and placed across Dash's eyes as she lay back on the soft pillows.

"Rainbow - so much of what you talked about and we shared before involved masturbation, and you 'giving me your pussy'. I think there is something you want to tell me but you're too afraid to. I have an idea what it is, or might be. First I need to ask you - did anypony ever molest you?"

"I would have killed them."

"Well was there one particular episode that occurred?"

Dash's ears folded flat and she looked down.

"Yeah." she finally said.

"Can you tell me about it?"

"No."

"I thought you trusted me."

"It was a memory I buried. I thought it was dead. Not anymore. No sireee."

"Dash, I think I can help you. At least I hope I can."

"Yeah, and if you can't, it'll give you something to think about next time you masturbate - so it's not all that bad, right?"

"Dash, I'm going to forget you said that, because I can see how much pain you're in, and because I love you. and I am trying to help. Now tell me what happened. You and I can't go any farther into our relationship until we get past this."

"Fine. But when I'm done telling you, just remember I warned you. Think about it as you're walking out the door to go back to your room, which you will do by the time I'm done..." Dash's voice started to break again "...and I wouldn't blame you. I - I'm a sicko..." She barely squeaked out the last words before turning on her side and crunching up as she shook with sobs. Her voice was high and strained, her cries came out as heartfelt and pained as anything Harmony Harshwhinny had ever heard. She fought not to cry herself.

"Oh sweetie" Harmony reached out and pulled her young lover close, wrapping her arms around the little Pegasi.

Is it the right time? Should I bring it up now? We're going to have to have this talk sooner or later...

"Rainbow, you think that you did something really sick and perverted don't you? Something that a normal filly just wouldn't do because it's so disgusting and weird, right?"

Dash, her eyes red and puffy, her nose running, looked over at the blonde pony in utter disbelief. She nodded slowly.

Harmony smiled. "Good."

Rainbow's jaw dropped and a flash of anger crossed her face.

"No, no, it's nothing like that. I just may have something wonderful to tell you, but I need you to be completely honest with me, okay?"

Dash nodded again.

"You are just the most damned adorable thing that was ever created when you nod like that."

The young pony blushed and smiled.

"Here, now blow your nose, then lie back and put this cold washcloth over your eyes and tell me everything that happened."

"O-okay..." *sniff* "...Well it kinda began when my Uncle Comet Flash was visiting-"

"Woah, WHAT?!! THE Comet Flash?!! Former Captain of The Wonderbolts?! He's your uncle?!!"

"Not exactly. He's a college bud of my Dad's."

"Yeah, he's also a major hunk. Before you Dash, he was my fantasy prince of orgasms."

"Yeah, well in person he's about ten times as hot. And sweet, And charming."

"Oh please don't tell me he did anything to you..."

"No, he was a perfect gentlecolt."

Sweet fucking Celestia!! Could it be? I...it's just... oh my freaking...

"Dash, I'm going to need to ask you some questions that may seem kinda weird, but they are more important than you can imagine and you MUST be completely honest with me. OK?"

"Yeah, sure. Okay."

"How old were you?"

"I dunno, I think I was around 13."

"I assume you'd already had your first estrous cycle?"

"Yeah, I'd been having my period for about a year and a half."

"Do you remember where you were in your cycle?"

"Oh yeah - I was dead center. Right in the middle of it."

"Okay, go on. Do you want a fresh cold washcloth for your eyes?"

"Oh yeah..." Dash removed the old washcloth and went to hand it to Harmony, but as the blonde pony went to take it from her, Dash didn't let go. She looked up into Harmony's blue eyes. Her own eyes were still somewhat red but a lot of the puffiness was gone. "I really do love you."

The look on the face of her lover touched Harmony deeply. She smiled and felt the tears stinging her eyes. "I love you too my little Rainbow."

Laying back, a fresh cool cloth across her eyes, Dash continued. "Anyway, we were all out flying - me, my Mom and Dad and Uncle Comet. It was a friggin hot day, I remember, and when we got back to our house, we all sat around cooling off. I noticed Uncle Comet staring at me when he thought nopony was looking. It wasn't exactly a friendly look, and it kinda creeped me out, but it also made me feel a little funny and maybe even bit a little bit horny,"

"I can just imagine. So then what happened?"

"Well we all went inside. He went into the guest room and I went to my room. Our rooms were joined by a bathroom in between them. I heard him go in and the shower start up. He was in there for awhile. I remember because I had to pee badly. I heard the shower stop and then I heard the bathroom door to his room close so I knew he was out of there. I opened my door and the steam hit me. There was a strong scent in there - it was kinda familiar and it made me feel really weird, but in a good way. So anyway I sat there and did my thing, you know. But when I was done, I didn't get up. I sat there a little while, it felt good, just smelling that scent. When I went to wipe, it felt amazing. Up to that point I'd fumbled around down there a few times. Once I was at a friends house and her older brother had these dirty pictures. We looked at them and laughed but I think we were both getting turned on. My wings started to get a little stiff and I flew home. When I got there I started to rub myself, you know? I got all excited but I didn't know what I was doing so that was it. This time I knew alot more and I knew that feeling. I looked down and saw I was wet."

Harshwinny's face was intent, focused. She swallowed hard. "Go on."

Dash took the wash cloth from her eyes and looked at Harmony. She scowled when she saw the excitement on her face. "Are you getting off on this?" she asked, obviously annoyed.

"I sure am, but not in the way you think. I'll explain in a minute. Go on."

"Yeahhhh,,,, okay, well... I uh...are you sure? This is really hard for me."

"Please Rainbow, you have to trust me. What happened next.?"

Dash put the washcloth back over her eyes. She didn't say anything for awhile and Harmony just let her be. She knew the young pegasi working up the courage to tell her. Finally Dash drew in a shaky breath, rolled over on her side and curled up again. It broke Harmony's heart to see how her love was struggling to keep from crying.

"S-so anyway, I uh- I lay down on the bed. I guess I was like super horny. I couldn't stop picturing his face and his body and I started thinking about his- his cock. I'd seen it when we were flying. I guess maybe I'd been kind of looking for it. Before I knew it I was rubbing myself, you know, between my legs..." Dash began to cry now. "I just couldn't stop..."

"It's okay it's okay, take your time. I know this is hard."

As she spoke Dash's voice became high and pinched, she fought once again to stem her emotions.

"I guess I was crazy because I took my favorite stuffed toy, it was a Wonderbolt, and I - I..." but the pain of unearthing this secret that she'd held for so long was too great to bare and the little pegasui started sobbing.

"You rubbed yourself with it. You pressed the toy Wonderbolt between your legs and masturbated with it - is that right?"

Dash was sobbing again and could only nod.

"Oh Dashie, my little Dashie, that is wonderful, that is great. You masturbated by humping your little stuffed Wonderbolt"

Dash cried harder and looked at Harshwinny with fear, pulling away from her.

"I'm sorry, it's not what you think, just trust me. In fact, I'm going to tell you what happened next, ok?"

If Dash tried, she could not have looked more upset or confused.

"You came, right? You had a strong orgasm but inside it hurt, in your vagina - there was cramping, is that right?"

Dash blinked at her, dumbfounded. She nodded

"You're toy was soaked, you produced quite a bit of cum - it was very thick - and you had tried to press your toy pretty far in, is that right?"

Dash nodded, as if in a trance, unable to believe what she was hearing.

"But you needed more - you were desperate. What did you find? Wait - you tried to push your hoof in but you couldn't, no, don't answer, that look on your face says everything, So what did you find? Some kind of phallus. Hmmmm... A hairbrush? A hairbrush handle?"

Dash couldn't look at her.

"Dashieeee - you fucked a haribrush handle?! Do you know I have a hairbrush that has spent more time in my twat than it has in my hair? If you're a good little pony I'll let you try it out later."

At hearing the word twat, Dash's body convulsed slightly as she laughed, but the look on her face was one of utter amazement. She could barely nod, but she managed to. Then she swallowed. Hard.

"After you inserted it you didn't feel right lying on your back, so you stood, thrusting your haunches in the air, as though you were ready to be mounted..."

Dash could no longer move, only stare, slack-jawed, her eyes red and her nose running.

"And you fucked that handle - It was big, it had to be - but you didn't thrust it into you, you held it pressed to a pillow to keep it steady and you humped it, your hips thrust on top of it, and it felt amazing..."

Dash had stopped crying and sniffed. She wiped her nose with the washcloth and smiled broadly. "How did you know?? Yeah, it was friggin' amazing. But..."

"And as you fucked it..."

"Yeah??, yeah??!!!" Dash was smiling, impatient to hear more, so happy to not only be getting some hints that she wasn't the perverted monster she feared but that maybe she could start admitting to herself how much she had loved it.

"How hard did you have to grip it to keep your pussy from pulling it our of your hoof? Damn hard I'll bet."

Dash nodded excitedly.

"You had to push it up deep inside you though, right? You knew that you needed something way in there. I'll bet the entire time you wanted to fuck that stallion in the next room. You got feverish as your hips practically took over, snapping in spasms, and then you finally came?"

"Ohh did I ever!" She blew her nose. "But h-how did you know?" She laughed, and tears of joy and relief streamed down the cyan cheeks, soaking her muzzle. "I-I came and my cunt just grabbed that bad boy and kept pulling on it, I thought it was going to pull it all the way in! But I didn't care, it felt so good and I kept cumming. Thinking about, you know.. And then finally it built to this massive climax and it was like I lost my mind. I couldn't see anything, or hear anything. It was all just the most amazing thing ever. I was all pussy, all clit, that was all I could feel, it's all I was. And my pussy must have shot out all my cum, because my bedspread was soaked.with it."

"Your body was working to expunge your vagina of unwanted semen after a failed coupling"

"Sponge a what now?"

"I'll explain later. I'll bet you were sore though, right?"

:"Y-yes, I hurt, but I was so exhausted, my legs wouldn't stop trembling. After the whole thing I collapsed. I mean at first I just went into a sitting position. I sat there sweating, panting and staring down at myself. My hips kept spasming, it just wouldn't stop, it just kept squeezing out more and more cum.and I jerked in these spasms right along with it They felt really good, like little orgasms. So I'm normal?! I'm not a perverted sicko? A bad sick disgusting pony like my aunt said?"

"WHAT?!! Some fucking old hag said that to you? Oh my Dashie, I want to hear about that later, but for now, let me set you straight. You are anything but normal. And in the best way. But first let me open this new bottle of champagne and we'll toast to you, my little E.P.!"

"E.P.?"

"First we toast, then I talk."

After they toasted and Dash had cleaned herself up with Harmony's help, Harmony sat up with pillows piled high behind her and spread her legs. Dash snuggled in front of her and sat between them, leaning back against the blonde chest. Harmony nibbled her cyan ear.

"Mmmm, I totally love you too."

"You'd better! Are you ready?"

Dash nodded vigorously.

"So...Have you ever wondered how I got involved in athletic events? No of course you haven't..." She laughed, sipping a little more champagne. "When I left finishing school, I went to work for my friend's father. He ran a lab that had been, and still is, doing experiments in genetic research. It was my primary area of study, and what I hoped to do so you can imagine how excited I was. Their research was funded by a private grant and had been going on for over 100 years. It was specifically about Pegas i."

"About those EP's you're talking about. So what does it mean that I'm one of them?"

"You are part of a rare and very special bloodline..."

"An E.P.?"

"An Elite Pegasui"

"A what?"

"An Elite Pegasui. Your bloodline counts among some of the noblest, quickest, most powerful, bravest.. You also confirmed what we'd had a 98% certainty of - Comet Flash is one too. And before you jump to any conclusions, he is not your secret father. Your hormones would prevent you from being attracted to each other."

"Ahhh, well that's good to know. What about cooler - are we 20% cooler?" Dash laughed and hiccuped.

"More like 200%, but for you- 220%" They both laughed.

"I-I still don't get it. What does it mean?"

"The work, as I mentioned, the research, has been going on for over 100 years. What we've discovered is that the EP's, have a number of traits that are not only... ok, well lets start with muscles. Your muscles, for their weight, can lift between 38 and 40% more weight than other Pegasui. Your fast-twitch muscles are not only lightning fast, but they recover from depletion in half the time we typically see. Tendon strength is off the chart - it enables you to get those amazing bursts of speed, and allows you to do things like Sonic Rainbooms. Your bones are not only 23-28% lighter than normal Pegasui, but at least 38-40% stronger without loosing their flexibility..."

Dash's eyes and mouth remained in a continual state of gape.

"In terms of character, you are incredibly brave. I heard about you at Rainbow Falls, rescuing Soarin. I saw your Sonic Rainboom during the young fliers competition when you saved the life of your friend Rarity. I read the report on your actions at the Wonderbolts Academy when that little bitch Lightning Dust thought she was smart and almost killed your friends, and would have had you not stepped in to save them. If anypony needs saving, they could do a lot worse than having you around. I'm surprised you aren't a raging egomaniac."

"Well I would be if it weren't for the best friends any pony could ever ask for. I'll have to tell you about Mare-Do-Well sometime."

"Okay. Is she hot?"

"She is the hottest fucking pony ever born, and the finest and I love her more than I love my life."

"Ahhh, that Mare-Do-Well. Anyway, in addition, your eyes are sharper, your hearing is clearer, you senses are all heightened. And, I hate to tell you this, after what you said at dinner, but you are an egghead."

Horror filled the young mare's eyes. "Noooooooo!"

"Don't worry, you hide it VERY well."

Dash cut her scream. "Aren't you the funny one... Bitch." she laughed.

"Ohhh - Next time - hit me when you say that..." They both laughed. "Anyway, there are a number of other points that distinguish you from your standard Pegasui, but these are the main ones."

"So I'm just like the Wonderbolts." Dash smiled with pride.

"No."

Dash deflated.

"Not just like, better."

"BETTER??!! How?"

"None of them are EP's."

"How do you know?" Rainbow had turned around. looking over her left shoulder into the eyes of her love. Her expression was of genuine interest and concern.

Harmony leaned forward and very tenderly kissed Rainbow's lips, holding the kiss for quite awhile. In the silence of the room the sound of the Pegasi's moan could be heard clearly. Harmony pulled back from the kiss but only an inch or so. She looked deep into the violet eyes.

"Many reasons I'll tell you about but for now my little Rainbow, based on all our research, you should know there have only been approximately 668 of them in the last 100 years. That number is now 669... and none of them fit the profile."

Rainbow leaned quickly forward and kissed Harmony deeply and passionately. When they separated Dash's eyes were bright and excited. Harmony smiled at her.

"You are the gold standard.

"REALLY??!!!"

Harmony nuzzled Dash's neck. "Yes my love, really. Here's how it works- Now this is all theory by the way, but it is backed up by hundreds of volumes of research that has been compiled from all over the world for the last 100 years.. My team was working on this when our funding was pulled - it went to a defense budget - something about rumors of a possible invasion of Canterlot. They ultimately turned out to be true, as you well know, but not for another few years after they took our grant."

"Back to the good stuff - Genetically it is advantageous for your breed, and most breeds, for that matter, to be faster, stronger and more agile in order to escape predators. However the unique nature of the pegasi hormonal system - the fight or flight response, developed quickly and in an odd way. The faster that you were able to evolve, the more successful you were at procreating."

"Pro key who now?"

"Having babies, little ones, foals."

"Ohhhh."

"Our work showed that there were certain vanguard ponies - pegasui- who, in response to the necessity of quick evolution, developed certain, what we called pro-creative traits. The area of study is called Equigenetics. It has to do with genetic modifications that take place within a single lifetime. You look confused.

Yeahhhhh, but go on anyway.

"These traits had not to do with adapting ways to escape threats or defend the pony, the inner workings of the body had already determined that. - the hormonal system of pegsai are just incredible, it had to do with what, for lack of a better term, was an inherent ability at knowing when a new trait was successful... Dash? Do you understand this?"

Dash smiled and nodded. "Nope Absolutely not, Not a word of it."

"All it really means is that Elite Pegusi had bodies that were, well, smart. They knew when a physical change was helpful and adopted it right away. Future generations would carry on that trait. Like amazing speed and very light but incredibly strong bones. Like those incredible fast twitch muscles and insanely strong tendons and ligaments" Harmony leaned forward and looked at Rainbow, she spoke softly "like the most incredibly beautiful violet eyes that I have ever beheld..."

Dash smiled and kissed her."But what about all that stuff - my crazy sex thing?"

"Oh good, the sex thing. Well as far as you're concerned it's just a case of your being a fucked up perverted sicko dirty little demented nasty filthy pathetic slut bitch cunt whore."

"That just happens to be an Elite Pegasi." Dashie said, lifting a hoof to examine it - rotating it blithely.

Harmony laughed. "You got the idea. Let's say you have a male and female Elite Peguasi. Nature really wants them to produce offspring together, but there are a few critical conditions that need to be met, as I'll explain. So how does nature ensure they get together? Well it begins when the female has started her cycles. During her cycle her sweat pores produce a powerful hormone that is geared specifically toward male Elite Pegusai. The scent of it, well, let's say the Elite Male Pegasui will find it impossible to resist. I cannot describe to you how powerful that scent is, Our research shows cases of blind pursuit by the male EMP's to get to an FEP and mate. It's frightening."

"Wait, oh wow, so you mean..."

"Yes, Your Uncle Comet picked up your scent after you flew. That's why he kept looking at you. Undoubtedly he was in that shower, insanely relieving the desire and ache he felt for you. He wanted you more than you can imagine and rather than give in, he did the gentlecoltly thing and masturbated, but I'll guarantee you, he was whimpering your name in that shower."

Dash's eyes lit up and her face went into a big horny grin. "Wowwwww"

"Dash?"

Dash had started to giggle at the implications. "Uh, yeah?" Dash smiled at her with a vastly superior smirk then laughed..

Harshwhinny gaped at her in humor and swatted the pegasi's firm thigh then started laughing."FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT!! Stop laughing!"

But Dashie couldn't. The news and relief were almost too much. She rolled on her back with her hooves in the air and laughed.

"Do you have any idea how many mares have cum to that gorgeous face of his? That body? Those eyes? How many dreamed of just a kiss? Just a letter? Or a lock of fur from his mane? He has spawned hundred's of thousands of mares orgasms and probably a few colts as well, and he spends a whole night jerking off... TO YOU!!!"

"Sounds like the two of you might have something in common."

Harmony burst out laughing. "You're right about the last thing, but I don't think anypony has ever had an orgasm while thinking about Lovingcup Harshwhinny."

"They will when they find out you're sleeping with me." Dash was apoplectic with laughter. Tears were rolling down her cheeks, and Harshwhinny pounced on her pinning her to the bed.

"I know I did." Harmony said as she leaned down and kissed her. Dash grabbed her, returning the kiss with passion. The two came up for air and smiled at each other.

"Harmony?"

"Yeah?" The blonde pony feigned annoyance.

"You know when I masturbated for you, I went from staring at those blue eyes of yours to staring at the bedspread imagining what was beneath it. Who does that put at the top of the hottie list? I believe it's a certain blonde maned blue eyed earth pony."

Harmony leaned down and gnawed lightly on her ear. "Grrr -I so love you."

Dash giggled. "But why the shower? Why not in his room?"

"The truth? It was a biological imperative that he fertilize you. In order to do that his body wanted to maximize the amount of..."

"He was shooting gobs and gobs of semen all over the place in there, is that it?"

Lovingcup Harshwhinny confirmed "That is correct Ms Dash. You have no idea how much. He would have made an incredible mess of his bed. You see his body was determined to impregnate you. You're young and healthy and that would have proved practically insatiable to his desires. His testes would have continue to produce sperm at a fantastic rate until the appropriate hormonal signal was sent by you that the work had been successfully accomplished - that you had been impregnated. I'll get to that in a minute. I just thought you'd like to know that Comet Rush fantasized about you."

"Wow. Thank you Ms Harshwhinny. Oh wow."

"Pretty wild right?"

"Yeah - he oh wow - he stayed overnight and I kept hearing the shower going, That poor guy.:

"I can't imagine his anguish. He thought he'd fallen passionately in love with his best friends daughter. Have you seen him since?"

Dash hung her head. "Never again. He's gone on vacations with my parents, but has never come to the house. He was my favorite Uncle too. I secretly wondered if he somehow found out. I'm starting to think about how much I miss him. He and I were really close. We'd go flying all the time together. He taught me a lot about how to do stunts without killing myself. He used to show up out of the blue and just grab me and take off..." Dash looked at Harmony and felt tears filling her eyes. "One time he just took me fishing. It was so odd but it was so excellent. He just came by with poles and stuff and told me that that's what Uncles and nieces do. They go fishing." Tears began to roll down her face. "I forgot all about that until now. It was a perfect day- no clouds, hot, but not too hot. He bought lunch with him - my favorite - Apple jelly with peanut butter. We flew really slow and just talked, I had been in trouble with my Dad for getting in a fight at school with this kid from Phillydelphia."

"Equestria games hosting location?"

Dash nodded. "My parents had grounded me but Uncle Comet could get me out of any punishment like a steed in shining armor..." Dash looked at Harmony and started to cry. "I didn't realize how much I missed him until now. We were really close. That day we sat on the riverbank and fished and ate and talked and swam. He asked me about school, which I hated and he didn't try to tell me how important it was, like every other adult."

"He sounds like he deserves all the love that his fans have for him. He's very private though."

"He used to let me curse. Not the really bad words but like 'oh hay' and 'horseapples' - stuff like that. I suddenly miss him so much. But now I guess I won't ever be able to..."

"Dash - you know what we're going to do tomorrow?"

*Sniff* Dash smiled "Well I've got a pretty good idea..."

"Maybe even before that-. We're going to my lab - it's uptown. I haven't been there in a long time - it's been closed for years. I have multiple copies of the final data we had prepared to submit for peer review. I think we need to send a copy to your uncle. I have no idea how to contact him, but I know who his sports agent is. After he's had a chance to digest it and what it means about himself and you, and realize that he's not in love with you but that he loves you, maybe you could see if you could write him a letter. Maybe you two could begin a correspondence and one day get together."

"Ya think so?" Dash's face filled with joy and she wiped her eyes. "Oh Celestia, I would so love to hook up with him - not hook up you know - just hang out."

"I got you- I just can't get over him. You are so adorable and he is so studly - it must have taken an incredible amount of will power for him to not just from break down your door and fuck you like a mad stallion. You had masturbated and your scent was all over the house. He must have been in agony the next day, both in his heart and between his legs. In our research, you cannot believe how much semen these elite pegasai stallions ejaculate when having sex with an elite pegusai female. It's just amazing. It's with every stroke they just keep shooting it out. They told us that they ached for days afterward, Their cocks were sore and they could barely touch them." She saw Dash looking away, deep in thought.. "Dash? You have a question"

"What?"

"Go on Dash - ask."

Rainbow Dash looked down at the bedspread. "So in the end, I guess I just got really horny and went crazy with the stuff in my room. I guess I feel a little better." She mumbled.

"Ho no no no."

Dash turned around with a hopeful smile.

"There's more?" Her eyes reminded Harshwhinny of a puppy at the pound that looked at you with such worry and hope that you would take it home. She smiled as she felt the tears start to sting her eyes.

"Dash, you knew he was a Wonderbolt, that is how you knew him - in your mind he was your Uncle but he was also a Wonderbolt."

"Yeah, he gave me an autographed picture of himself when I was about 9, and a scarf he'd worn."

"And...?"

"And Comet! My stuffed Wonderbolt!"

"When you smelled his scent in the bathroom, there was a mix of his normal body musk mixed in - some of it you recognized from his scarf. You -what we call it is 'imprinted' -his image with the scent. That was why you grabbed the toy Wonderbolt. Your subconscious mind associated his scent with that toy and you were trying to get it inside you or part of it anyway, so that it would make you pregnant. That is how powerful this is. Can you begin to understand what he was going through?"

"Are you KIDDING?"

"How do you think I knew that you'd rubbed it against yourself, that you'd tried to have sex with it? It fit the profile perfectly!"

Dash rolled on her back, kicking her rear legs in the air and screaming "YES YES YES!! I'm not a sicko pervert! I'm an ELITE PEGASUI!!!" She jumped and hovered over the bed and zoomed around the room with perfect precision. Harmony watched in amazement. She couldn't remember ever being so happy.

Dash landed in front of her. "Okay, so tell me about that wonderful frigging hairbrush. It fits the profile right??"

Harmony bit her lip, looked away and then down at the floor.

"RIGHT??!!!! I mean you knew all that stuff about it, like how I fucked that bad boy like a crazy cunnn..." Dash's voice trailed off. Her face fell. "Harmony?" Her voice was practically a whisper.

Harmony slowly raised her head and looked back into the violet eyes.

Then she smiled.

"It is the profile Rainbow Dash. It is the exact profile. You are an Elite Pegasui. One of the finest I've ever seen."

All the years of shame, all the years of self hatred and disgust that had been buried deep in the heart of the little blue pony came bursting out. Dash began to cry. Before she knew it she was hysterical, unable to stop and Harmony sat there and held the poor little thing for as long as she needed her. But Dash didn't say another word, she wore herself out sobbing and finally fell asleep.