Ozzy Shore, one of the first human settlers in Equestria after having the human and pony worlds linked through dimensional portals, only wanted to begin his new life in a new world with no high expectations in mind, and just live normally and peacefully. Due to some unforeseen circumstances however, he ends up becoming the secretary for one of Equestria's top models, Fleur de Lis.
With his new job giving him almost the opposite of what he wanted in his new life, how will he handle some obstacles in his way, such as putting up with his difficult manager, and living under the uptight, high expectations of Canterlot's society?
[Cover Art by me] This is my first Human in Equestria story with Anthro pony characters, so please excuse me for any errors I may come across here. 1st person, rated mature for language, adult themes such as hints of sexism and racism, and sexual themes. You've been warned, and please don't give a dislike just because it's an HiE and/or Anthro story without reading it.
EDIT: A featured story?! This is just too much! Thanks everyone for the honor, and a big thanks to Discord Kantus for proofreading these chapters.
EDIT 2: A big thanks to iakovl, The Cake Devil, KillerRobotQuote, and Frostbite1 for helping with the proofreads and editing starting from Chapter 20.
43 Chapters:
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Chapter 1: "You're Hired!" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 27th, 2014
5,583
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Chapter 2: "I get to live HERE?!" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 28th, 2014
4,288
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Chapter 3: "Time to get busy." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 29th, 2014
4,708
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Chapter 4: "These Ponies are Fucking Crazy." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 29th, 2014
4,128
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Chapter 5: "Does the job usually come with this much drama?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 2nd, 2014
5,920
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Chapter 6: "Does this make me a Xenophile, or a Zoophile?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 4th, 2014
4,166
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Chapter 7: "It's nice to see how these things work out sometimes." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 5th, 2014
5,622
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Chapter 8: "Oy. What a night." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 8th, 2014
8,432
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Chapter 9: "Note to self: NEVER go on a shopping spree with a supermodel. EVER." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2014
7,222
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Chapter 10: "I think the mares here are harder to read than human girls." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2014
5,980
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Chapter 11: "This night didn't turn out the way I had expected... Ow." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 19th, 2014
5,613
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Chapter 12: "Exercising sucks big time." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 19th, 2014
3,210
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Chapter 13: "Um... Wow, this is unexpected." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 25th, 2014
7,691
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Chapter 14: "I must be losing my mind here." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 26th, 2014
4,900
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Chapter 15: "Those stallions should burn in hell." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 26th, 2014
7,685
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Chapter 16: "Just keep calm and... Crap, this saying's getting generic." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 5th, 2014
6,228
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Chapter 17: "P-Pizza?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 11th, 2014
7,090
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Chapter 18: "Just don't hurt my jewels... Please?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 14th, 2014
4,396
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Chapter 19: "I thought spas were supposed to be relaxing?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 19th, 2014
6,873
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Chapter 20: "Don't scare a horse from behind... Especially a bipedal one." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 26th, 2014
7,375
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Chapter 21: "You got me here for THIS?!" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 28th, 2014
6,665
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Chapter 22: "It's about time I come clean." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 1st, 2014
8,260
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Chapter 23: "It's good to finally be home." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 6th, 2014
9,228
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Chapter 24: "Some morning this turned out to be." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 3rd, 2014
7,795
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Chapter 25: "Nice place you got here." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 5th, 2015
9,212
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Chapter 26: "Wait, you were what now?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 28th, 2014
7,185
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Chapter 27: "What do I see in them now?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 6th, 2014
4,719
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Chapter 28: "What's going on with Ozzy?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 17th, 2014
4,693
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Chapter 29: "There's something I need to tell you." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 27th, 2014
4,558
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Chapter 30: "Strange how bikinis can be designed just as revealing as lingerie." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 4th, 2014
4,548
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Chapter 31: "Seriously, girls can be so hard to read sometimes." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 15th, 2014
4,395
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Chapter 32: "Has Ozzy always felt that way to his father?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 26th, 2014
5,924
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Chapter 33: "Where do we go from here?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 6th, 2015
3,726
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Chapter 34: "I can't believe this is happening." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 4th, 2015
12,312
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Chapter 35: "I like you just the way you are." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 2nd, 2015
15,133
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Chapter 36: "I've got a lot to think about." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 25th, 2015
6,312
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Chapter 37: "Guess you learn something new everyday." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 18th, 2015
7,908
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Chapter 38: "Uhhh..." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 31st, 2015
4,419
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Chapter 39: "How should I put this..." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 24th, 2015
4,385
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Chapter 40: "Well that escalated quickly." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 16th, 2015
7,238
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Chapter 41: "Trials are Exhausting. Enough Said." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 13th, 2016
4,841
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Chapter 42: "I'm gonna get you laid one day." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 13th, 2016
4,429
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Chapter 43: "Please don't embarrass me." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 4th, 2016
5,059