Princess Twilight Sparkle may never be able to live it down, even if she's immortal.

She writes shipping stories as a stress relief tool, and there are all sorts of ships that she's had sail off to the horizon over the years.

Unfortunately, Spike just had to come in and sneeze on the pile of scrolls that she had written...and they were sent to the addressed parties.

It's going to be a long, long day...

Inspired by Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder and John Ringo. Seriously.