Employee: Grove
Employee ID: EQ-4539-II2-777-TF
Division: General Equestrian Staff
Date: 24/05/77

Request: Reassignment to Alpha Earth

Reason:

Hi, this is Grove; I’m a unicorn who works with the scientists to help study magic. I have three reasons I want to go to Earth.

See, I actually really want to see Human Earth. I read about it all the time and I want to experience the culture, places, and humans for myself. I know life could be hard but I’d love the experience and I’m willing to work for the chance.

I also don’t want to be involved in the fighting. Even if you leave I’ll probably still have to fight anyways because I live in Equestria. I’m scared of having to do that and I’d rather live somewhere else and let others do the fighting.

Finally, I’d like to see if magic even works on your world. It would be great if I could be the first pony to bring magic to you since I know of all the great things it can do.

Pick any of the above. I just really want to go see this world. I can’t wait to hear your reply.

-Grove

Status: Request Denied

Reason: The U.N. mandate is clear. For the safety of the planet, the company is not allowed to approve transport of any native of Beta Earth to Alpha Earth. There is no exception to this clause.