Discord's statue has vanished from where Celestia had put it in the royal dungeons, but it doesn't seem to be because Discord himself has escaped. Rather, somepony has stolen it. Now the Doctor and his loyal companion Derpy will search time and space to find the culprit. Bring on the drums!
Written in collaboration with CommacazyFreak of FimFiction, who helped fill in gaps in my Classic Who knowledge, got me out of some writing ruts, and kept me from jumping the shark a time or two.