Author's note
Hey folks. As Halloween is getting closer, I'm continuing on with my Halloween fics, this time another Young Frankenstein with MLP characters. So read on and enjoy if you can!

 

Prologue: Will Reading

 

"JusSonic Presentation"

 

"A JusSonic Film"

 

It was a dark and stormy night in the land of Equestria, the land of magical ponies...and spooky and creepy monsters. As it begins to rain, something is about to happen at a local castle of a once proud family.

 

"My Little Frankenstein"

 

The credits roll one as we pan up to the castle.

 

"Starring Tara Strong as Twilight Sparkle"

 

"Cathy Weseluck as Spike the Dragon, Mayor Mare, & Golden Harvest"

 

"Andrea Libman as Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy & Bon-Bon"

 

"Ashleigh Ball as Applejack & Rainbow Dash"

 

"Tracey Ullman as Latrine"

 

"Co-Starring Jason Marsden as Ben Mare"

 

"Also Starring Tom McGrath as Skipper"

 

"Chris Miller as Kowalski"

 

"Conrad Vernon as Rico"

 

"Christopher Knights as Private"

 

"With Trevor Devall"

 

"Tabitha St. Germain"

 

"Thomas F. Wilson"

 

"Stephanie Sheh"

 

"Lee Tockar"

 

"Richard Ian Cox"

 

"Kathleen Barr"

 

"Brian Drummond"

 

"Garry Chalk"

 

"Chantal Strand"

 

"Shannon Chan-Kent"

 

"Corey Burton"

 

"Vincent Tong"

 

"Michael Bell"

 

"Idina Menzel"

 

"Richard Steven Horvitz"

 

"And Matt Hill as Soarin'

 

"Music Composed and Conducted by John Morris"

 

"Film Editor KingHuffy"

 

"Unit Production Manager ToonFanJoey"

 

"Assistant Director Comickook"

 

"2nd Assistant Director Power Master"

 

"Filmed with Panavision Equipment"

 

"Prints by De Luxe"

 

"Production Designer Julayla Beryl"

 

"Set Decorator Cmara"

 

"Title & Graphic Design Toonwriter"

 

"Casting by JusSonic & Comickook"

 

"Make-Up Created by Julayla Beryl"

 

"Men's Wardrobe Orange Ratchet & Toonwriter"

 

"Women's Wardrobe Cmara & Julayla Beryl"

 

"Makeup Artist Greenrob"

 

"Costumes by KingHuffy"

 

"Hairdresser Darth Ben Vader"

 

"Gaffer VISION-KING"

 

"Property Master JusSonic"

 

"Assistant Property Master Comickook"

 

"Orchestration by Jonathan Tunick & John Morris"

 

"Special Effects KingHuffy & VISION-KING"

 

"Construction Coordinator Tracie171"

 

"Camera Operator MewTora17"

 

"Script Supervisior Comickook"

 

"Production Mixer Detective 88"

 

"Production Recording Charles Roberts"

 

"Sound Editor VISION-KING"

 

"Assistant Editors Comickook & ToonFanJoey"

 

"Special Thanks to Kenneth Strickfaden for original Frankenstein laboratory equipment"

 

"Director of Photography Toonwriter"

 

We now go through a wet area as we arrive to outside the castle.

 

"Screen Story and Screenplay Originally by Gene Wilder & Mel Brooks"

 

"Parodied from the characters in the novel "Frankenstein" by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley"

 

"Produced by JusSonic"

 

"Directed by JusSonic"

 

As it continues thundering, inside the castle, the clock hits midnight. Inside a room with a fireplace lit on, there is a coffin on a long strange table. The top itself reads "Jekyll Doofenshmirtz". It opens up showing a corpse of some sort of unicorn holding onto some sort of box.

A figure tries to get the box and begins to lift it, but the corpse pulls the box back, much to the pony's annoyance. He tries again but the corpse won't let go. Finally, the figure spread the hooves apart, causing the dead corpse to let the object go.

The pony, a lawyer named Virtuous Honor", takes the box over to a small table. The Pegasus pony proceed in taking a tiny key out of his vest pocket before unlocking the metal box.

Nine ponies are nearby, waiting anxious for the contents...of the will of Baron Jekyll Doofenshmirtz. They have waited a long time for this moment to hear what the old pony is leaving.

Virtuous messes with the lock with a moment. And each time he tries to, another pony, Jet Set, groans in frustration. He snaps, "Stupid fumbling pony! For a lawyer, he has no idea what he's doing! Why, with my magic, I would've rip that box out of his wings!"

"Jet, sshhhhh!" Jet Set's wife Upper Crust shushes him sternly.

"Can you hurry up, you idiot?!" A suited unicorn named Prince Blueblood exclaims impatiently.

"Quiet, Blueblood!" His girlfriend Alice Bloom snaps to him. "We have waited 70 years for this moment...and another few seconds won't hurt."

"If that's going to be that case, then I would be dead by then."

"Shhh!"

"Err, Cadance? What if he leaves you out?" A unicorn named Shining Armor ask his wife nervously. "I mean...bad enough Twiley didn't show up."

"Relax, I'm sure Jekyll wouldn't leave anything out." Shining's wife Princess Cadance assures Shining with a chuckle. "Of course, I am not expecting anything but at least it’s better than Twilight getting stuck further with our family’s history being tainted as it is."

"I hardly remember him, daddy." A unicorn named Princess Platinum said in concern to her father King Bullion. "Does he really like me when I was a foal?"

"Like an uncle." Bullion assures his daughter while nuzzling her a bit.

The last pony in the room, a sunglasses wearing unicorn named DJ Pon-3 AKA Vinyl Scratch, is muttering to herself. Even she can't wait to see if Jekyll left anything for her or not.

Soon Virtuous got the lock open and takes out a parchment. Clearing his throat, the lawyer splutters a few time before speaking, "'I, Jekyll Doofenshmirtz', in my 80 third year of life, do hereby make, publish and declare the following statements as and for my last will and testament. I direct my executor, Virtuous Honor, to inform and bring forth the ponies previously divulged to him that they will hear the final disposition of my property...and my own voice'."

The ponies hear that, looking curious as Virtuous continues, "'Such disposition is to happen at the hour of 12 o'clock on my 100th birthday. If all the conditions set forth are met, prepare yourselves to hear once more...as well as the last time...the authenticity of my own voice'."

With that done, Virtuous nods to a clerk, Fancypants, who is nearby. The unicorn clerk uses his magic to put a needle onto the record on an old Victoria. The record scratches a bit before a familiar voice not heard since before his death is heard.

"So how do you work this stupid thing? Where? In here? So I talk into it, right? All right. Am I close enough? All right, now get out of my way you idiot!" Jekyll Doofenshmirtz is heard on the player as he tries to figure out what to do here. After the since dead unicorn is heard clearing his voice, he spoke in a deep, majestic voice, "Greetings. As you know, the once proud name of Doofehsnmirtz has long since been dragged into the abyss of shame by my only son, Heinz. Why, there was a time when the family name itself made dreams of virtue, honor, and devotion! Now, no guilty, malignity or mercy can be found to equal mine. And the catalogue of sins of my once devoted son will not cease to rankle in my wounds until death shall close them forever -- so supremely frightfulis the effect of any pony endeavor to mock the stupendous mechanism of the Creator of the world. Okay, got that, right? You got 'rankle in my wounds' right? Honestly, if you mess this up, I will make sure you die before I do! Ahem. Now for the disposition of my estate."

The ponies waited anxiously as Jekyll continues as each pony in the room is mentioned, "To my cousins Blueblood and Alice Bloom...who got a weird relationship, but that isn't any of my darn business! Anyway, to my cousin Jet Set and his wife Upper Crust...to my niece Cadance who is now a princess and adopted niece to Princesses Celestia and Luna of Equestria, which made them my relatives of sort, but she's adopted so why do I care? Anyway, my dear niece Vinyl Scratch...and lastly, my good old friend King Bullion and his charming daughter Princess Platinum. You, equally, will be given, devised and bequeathed, absolutely and without any restrictions at all, every property of every sort and description, whether real, personal, mixed or whatever I can think up of, to which my estate shall be entitled."

The couples begins hugging each other as is Bullion and Platinum, with DJ Pon-3 hugging only herself. Looks like its official. Jekyll is leaving them everything to share...at least now the old unicorn can rest in peace, knowing that his property will be given to the right ponies...so to speak.

"However..." Jekyll's voice added. This caused the inheritors to look up in surprise and concern. When someone said "however" like that, it means there's a catch here!

Scratching noises are heard with the needle reaching the end of the first side. Fancypants uses his magic to lift the arm off and turns the record over. He apologizes, "Sorry. It's a seventy-eight."

Fancypants put the needle onto the record so that the will reading will resume, "...unless...my remaining heir, my great-granddaughter Twilight Sparkle, who I haven't seen before but I know of regardless, at the time of this recording, 10 years of age and is residing in America with my granddaughter Twilight Velvet...has embraced Medicine as her career and acquitted herself with some measure of esteem. If so, then she I will leave...everything."

The heirs looks concerned and expressionless. Shining chuckles a bit, "Oh yeah, Twiley, you just got the boatload."

"She gets my castle, along with the laboratory, the public and private library with every notes and journals contained within, all acreage surrounding the estate, as well as all income and principle therefore...in a hope that someday, another Doofenshmirtz will lift our family name to an eminence of dignity as well as sanity that it once have. Now then, for my dear friends and relations, if this were to come to pass, I know that you will completely understand. For the road to salvation and repentance must be paved up the avenue of my soul, and not up yours, up yours, up yours, up yours, up yours..."

Fancypants quickly removes the needle from the record which is finished, or so to keep Jekyll from saying "up yours" to everyone else. As he puts the record away, Virtuous spoke up, "Mr. Fancypants! Do you make sure to tell Twilight Sparkle of this assembly as well as the time and place it shall happen? I don't see her here."

"Yes, I did, sir." Fancypants explains as he takes a cablegram out of one of his pockets. "However I did received a cable this morning. She said that she won't be coming."

"Oh well, figures, my little sister is trying to distance herself from the name Doofenshmirtz for a long time." Shining admits with a shrug while Cadance looks concerned. "She did good for herself, I will give her that."

"But doesn't she know how important this is?" Virtuous ask Fancypants and Shining in concern. Twilight must at least come to at least hear the will reading, and for everyone to see if Twilight has indeed done what Jekyll wanted her to do.

"Yes, she was told, but the mare said that she must give a lecture at the John Hopkins University." Fancypants explains to the lawyer with a shrug. "Couldn't cancel it and besides, she didn't want to come even if she wasn't doing so."

"Oh, what lecture that could be more important than the will of Baron Jekyll Doofenshmirtz?!"

"She said and I quote 'Functional areas of the cerebrum in relation to the skull'."

Blueblood yelps as he passes out quickly upon hearing that. If what Fancypants said is true, then Twilight is already the only heir to Jekyll's will.

"Wait, hang on. Mr. Honor, sir? Is Twilight a medical doctor by any chance?" Princess Platinum asked sweetly. She is hoping that isn't the case.

To Platinum's dismay, the lawyer answers, "Yes, she is, Princess Platinum."

"But...what any special degree of eminence does she have?"

"Miss Sparkle is the fifth leading authority in her field."

"AKA Twiley is a medical doctor, a very smart egghead too!" Shining admits with a smirk to Princess Platinum who fell onto her flank in despair.

"Aww, horse feathers." Princess Platinum groans in despair. Twilight has completed what Jekyll wanted...and is the only heir, getting everything! To her, that isn't fair at all!

"Mr. Fancypants? Go at once to present Dr. Sparkle with the details of her inheritance." Virtuous said to Fancypants sternly. "Don't worry about paying, the estate will pay for all of that."

"Wait, I object, Virtuous Honor!" Cadance exclaims in concern to the lawyer. "Not that I am being a creep, but Twilight shouldn't have to put up with a name that has been tainted by Heinz! Also, if Twilight does care for her family, though I know she loves me, Shining, and her parents, she could've at least be here with those of us who has some respect. Nothing against Jekyll or my sister in law, but we should not bother with the afterthoughts of a very old unicorn and not bother bringing her into this!"

"Princess Cadance, while I respect your adopted royal family, the foundation of civilization rests upon adherence to the law. As they say in the game, the law is the law." Virtuous remarks with a shrug. This causes DJ Pon-3 to mumbles a bit and hits the back of her head on a wall behind her. "Mr. Fancypants! You know what to do?"

"Yes, sir." Mr. Fancypants said, giving a bow to the lawyer.

"I have taken an oath that each letter of this testament shall be executed...and by the Herd, it will be done!"

Everone yelps as the lid of Jekyll Doofenshmirtz slams shut by itself. Looks like the dead agrees with that too!

 

Author's note
Well, Twilight got an inheritance. But will she take it? In the next chapter, the unicorn is teaching a class while trying to distance herself from her family's reputation. Then, reluctantly, she and two of her friends Applejack and Fluttershy, after saying goodbye to their friend Rarity and Twilight's fiancée Soarin', heads to Equestria where they meet Pinkie Pie and Ben Mare. Read, review and suggest.

 

The last part here is a deleted scene from the movie.

 

Virtuous Honor is a Pegasus Honor made by Toonwriter.

 

Alice Bloom is an OC who will make an appearance in my future MLP: FIM fanmake of the Iron Man series.

 

Princess Platinum is one of the founders of Equestria on the actual show, with King Bullion being her father.

Chapter 1: Doctor Twilight Sparkle

 

It took a few hours but Mr. Fancypants arrives in America and the university where Twilight is teaching a class right now. As he enter, he saw a pony at the chalkboard. It is a female unicorn with a pale, light grayish mulberry coat, moderate violet eyes, a mane and tail that were both moderate sapphire blue with moderate violet and brilliant Rose streaks and a magenta colored star Cutie Mark. Her name is Twilight Sparkle, the granddaughter of the infamous Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

"All right...If we look at the base of a brain, which has just been removed from a skull, there's very little mid brain that we can actually see. Yet, as I demonstrated in my lecture last week, if the under aspects of the temporal lobes are gently pulled apart, the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen." Twilight explains to the students who are writing down what she is saying. Fancypants found an empty seat and sat down, preparing to wait until the lecture is over to speak with the mare. As she wrote on the chalkboard, Twilight continues, "The so-called brain stem consists of the mid brain, a rounded protrusion called the pons, and a stalk tapering downwards called the medulla oblongata, which passes out of the skull through the foremen magnum and becomes, of course, the spinal cord. Are there any questions before we proceed?"

A student named Bon-Bon got up as she spoke, "Say, I got a question, Dr. Doofenshmirtz." This cause the unicorn to turn and glare at her.

"Ahem, that's Sparkle!"

"Err, what?"

"My name is Twilight Sparkle." Twilight said sternly to the student.

"But aren't you the grandson of the famous yet very stupid Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who tried to make various insane stupid schemes which has him get beaten by a platypus, and on the off side, he goes into graveyards, digging up freshly corpses, transforming dead components..." Bon-Bon said, recalling what Doofenshmirtz has done. Twilight groans as she interrupts quickly.

"Yes, of course, we know what he did. But if you don't mind, I prefer to be remembered for my own small contributions to science..." Twilight said while dipping her hooves into a bowl of soapy water on a table. The mare hates it when her grandfather is brought up. Her family was so ashamed of what he did that they had their last names legally name, with Twilight's to Sparkle, to try to distance themselves from Doofenshmirtz's legacy as they can. "...and not because of the fact that I am unfortunate to be related to a famous...stupid lunatic."

The students laughs a bit at that. Twilight sighs as she continues, "Now, Miss Bon-Bon, if you got a question?"

"Well, I am not sure I understand the distinction between reflexive and voluntary nerve impulses." Bon-Bon said, explaining as to what the teacher is going for here."

"Glad you ask, and since our lab today is demonstrating what we're talking, time we proceed."

As Twilight clean her hooves off, she uses her magic to make a hammer float and hit a small gong nearby. A nearby door opens as a stallion named Dr. Hooves comes in, pushing a table being followed by two mares named Applejack and Fluttershy, two friends of Twilight Sparkle.

As the trio pushed the table in, on it is a goofy Pegasus pony with weird eyes. Twilight explains, "Now, Miss Derpy Hooves here, who I haven't worked with before, nor given any instructions to earlier, has offered to help out with this afternoon's discussion." Fancypants watch on while waiting. "All right, Miss Hooves, can you hop up on your hooves and stand beside the tables?"

"Uh, okay!" Derpy exclaims with a nod. She struggles to get off the side then hops a bit slowly off the table.

"Right, nice hopping." Twilight remarks sarcastically. As Derpy turns around, the unicorn continues, "Miss Hooves, mind raising your left lower foreleg?" The mare does so as she lifts her left lower foreleg. "Now what you saw is a voluntary nerve impulse. It begins as a stimulus from the cerebral cortex..."

Twilight points to Derpy's head as he continues the discussion, "...going through the brain stem and right to the various muscles involved. Miss Hooves, you can lower your leg now." The goofy mare nodded as she does so. Twilight came forward. "Nigel: Reflex movements are those which are made independently of the will, but are carried out along the pathways which pass between the peripheral nervous system and the central nervous system."

Twilight put an upper foreleg around Derpy as if she was good buddies...but then the unicorn shout, "You filthy, rotten, stupid freak!"

Twilight almost hit Derpy near the center, making the students shouted. Fluttershy gasps, "Oh my!"

"Well, that's one way 'ta hit 'de lower area." Applejack remarks in amusement.

Derpy looks alarmed as Twilight continues, "We aren't aware of the impulses, nor will we intend to carry out our contradiction of muscles. Yeah, you notice that they work by themselves. "The mare got a little closer to the students as she got an idea on a little experiment, "But perhaps if we were to block the nerve impulsive by simply adding local pressure...which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp..."

Dr. Hooves nods as he gives a metal clamp to Twilight, "...just as the swelling on the posterior nerve roots...." The unicorn proceeds into putting the clamp onto Derpy's head "...and let's say five or six seconds..." Everyone waited as Twilight check her watch. What will she do next? "Why you mother grabbing monster!!!"

Unlike the last time, nothing seem to respond. Twilight smiles in triumph as she turn to the student exclaiming, "Ha! See? Communication all blocked off!" of course, some of the students gasp as Derpy is moaning a bit. "Of course, in spite of our mechanical magnificence, if it weren't for the continuous stream of motor impulses, we would've fallen lik ea bunch of...broccoli!"

Twilight removes the clamp. Derpy yelps as she fell but the others came over to her in time before putting her back onto the table. The students clap, amazed by this demonstration.

"Now in conclusion..." Twilight stops to turn to Dr. Hooves, she comment, "Give Miss Hooves twice the amount we agreed to. It will help her medical bills AND she DOES have a daughter to support."

"Right." Dr. Hooves said with a nod.

"At least she is doing well." Applejack remarks as Dr. Hooves begins pushing the table with the groaning Derpy on it out of the room.

"....that any more than common injury to the nerve root is always serious..." Twilight explains as Derpy is taken out of the room before Dr. Hooves close the door behind himself. "...because once a nerve fiber is severed, no force on this world or the afterlife can any life be restored back into it! Now then, any questions before we leave?"

"Uh, Twilight? Was hurting Derpy even necessary?" Fluttershy ask Twilight slyly.

"Relax, she will do fine. Anyone else got any questions?"

"Yes, Dr. Doo..." Bon-Bon begins to speak about to call Twilight 'Doofenshmirtz' but an annoyed glare from the mare forces her to change it. "...errr, Sparkle."

"Yes, Bon-Bon, what is it?" Twilight ask Bon-Bon patiently.

"Tell me this: is it true that Darwin once preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass castle until, by some means unknown, it actually begins to move with a voluntary motion?"

"Okay, just so I'm clear: are you talking about the worm or the spaghetti?" Twilight ask Bon-Bon, frowning as she doesn't like where this conversation appears to be heading.

"Err, the worm." Bon-Bon answers with a shrug.

"Shoot, Ah done survived worms can come back 'ta life like 'dat." Applejack remarks in amazement.

"Applejack. Anyway, Bon-Bon, I did happen to read about that incident when I was a student...but you got to remember the worm, minus some, is not a pony at all." Twilight said with a sigh, causing a few students to laugh.

"Actually, well, a worm can be a pony if he wants to." Fluttershy said quietly.

"But isn't that the whole idea of your grandfather's work? The reanimation of dead tissue?" Bon-Bon ask Twilight curiously. Hearing that made the mare's eye twitch a bit.

"My grandfather was a very sick man who couldn't even beat a single platypus." Twilight said, getting a bit on edge about this subject.

"But as a Sparkle, aren't you even curious about it?"

"Best not 'ta go there, Bon-Bon." Applejack said to Bon-Bon in precaution. "Twilight is sensitive when it comes 'ta her past relatives. Ah fer one..."

"Applejack! I can defend myself here." Twilight said to Applejack in annoyance. She turns back to Bon-Bon, adding, "But she's right. Don't even go there."

"But doesn't bringing back the life which was once dead hold any intrigue for you?" Bon-Bon ask Twilight. She hopes that the scientist at least is curious about the whole thing.

"You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic stupid mind! Dead is dead, let's leave it at that!"

"Come on. Look what's been done with hearts and kidneys."

"They are nothing more than stupid tinker toys!" Twilight snaps, getting more intense as she want the subject done already!

"But Twilight, I..." Bon-Bon begins to spoke but Twilight angrily uses her magic to hold up a scalpel as she continues raving like mad.

"I am a scientist, not a philosopher! Hay, you have more chance of reanimating this scalpel than you have of fixing a broken nervous system!"

"But what about your grandfather's work?"

"MY GRANDFATHER'S WORK IS HORSE CRAP!!!!" Twilight screams out madly, causing many students to become concerned. Perhaps Bon-Bon shouldn't have push it! "Why I am not even interested in death! As far as I'm concerned, the only thing I am interested in is the preservation of life!"

Twilight angrily stabbed down...and ends up stabbing her flank with the scalpel. Upon realizing her mistake, the mare gave a nervous chuckle before hiding the wound with her tail. Perhaps Twilight should've watch what she was doing.

"Ahem...class is...dismissed." Twilight said meekly.

The students applauded before getting up and leaving. Fancypants got up and headed to Twilight's group. Fluttershy check the wound and pulls the scalpel off gently.

"Whoo. Just a little scratch." Fluttershy said to Twilight with a nod. "Twilight, are you all right?"

"I'm fine, Fluttershy." Twilight said with a sigh. "I just wish ponies would stop bringing up that idiot of a grandmother of mine."

"Ahem, Dr. Doofenshmirtz." Fancypants spoke up, getting the trio's attention while Applejack put a band aid over the scratch.

"It's Sparkle. And who are you?"

"My name is Fancypants."

"Yeah, I remembered you, you send me a telegraph about the reading of the will, which I am not interested in." Twilight remarks with a groan, while rolling her eyes.

"Yes, well, I've travelled 5000 miles to bring you it, the will of your great grandfather...Jekyll Doofenshmirtz." Fancypants said seriously, making the group look at him in concern.

 

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As Twilight and her friends are walking home, Fancypants was with them, explaining about the will, of how Jekyll left Twilight with everyone. During this time, a violinist named Octavia was playing a cheerful tune on her violin.

"Wait, one hundred thousand bits?!" Twilight ask in bewilderment by how much the estate cost.

"Well, at least the land alone is worth a small fortune." Fancypants explains to Twilight with a nod.

"Oooh, doggy! Looks like yew got yerself one big area o' bits there, Twilight!" Applejack exclaims impressed.

"And a castle...although it is in a creepy part of Equestria." Fluttershy said meekly. "Uh, but if it's all right..."

"I can't drop everything and head off! Hay, I got responsibilities and obligations!" Twilight protests to her friends and Fancypants in concern, pointing out that she got other better things to do than to go to Equestria and require something that she doesn't want a thing to do with.

"But do you even have a hundred thousand of them?" Fancypants ask, arching an eyebrow at this.

Twilight comment, "Not to mention I have a friend who's getting married in two weeks. There is NO WAY I'm missing THAT. Can't you even give the place to Cadance? She's better off handling it better than I did."

"Yes, but the will insists that you go to the castle...and if you don't want it by the time your stay there is over, you can give it to her and you wouldn't have to deal with the Doofenshmirtz thing anymore."

Twilight pauses to think. Fancypants does have a bit of a point. Octavia, finishing her cheerful tune, now plays an eerie lullaby on her violin.

"So how long will this take?" Twilight ask the clerk curiously.

"A week...10 days of course." Fancypants explains to Twilight with a smile.

"Well, yer call, sugah cube." Applejack said to Twilight with a smile. "Also, Fluttershy an' Ah can join ya, make sure yew feel a bit better in 'dat place before yew make up yer mind."

"Well, I gotta think it over. I mean, it isn't easy just to pick up and..." Twilight suddenly stop talking as she hears the music...which seeps into a part of her brain which woke up something that the unicorn hasn't felt before. "Curious melody...rather haunting..."

The group walks back a few steps to Octavia who kept on playing. Fluttershy spoke, "Uh, excuse me, miss? What is that tune you're singing?"

"Oh, an old Equestrian Lullaby." Octavia explains proudly to the group.

"Oh yes, what a quaint little tune...say, may I see your violin for a moment?" Twilight ask as she rubs her forehead with a hoof. Octavia nods as she gave the violin to the unicorn.

"An honor for me, miss. So you play the violin?"

"Oh, just a little." Twilight chuckles as she looks at the violin. "Nice! Very nice balance to it."

"Yes, thank you." Octavia said with another proud smile. "Rather interesting, don't you think?"

Suddenly, without warning, Twilight uses her magic to break the violin into two, much to the shock of the others in her group as well as Octavia. With a sigh, the mare gave the halves back to the musician.

"Thanks." Twilight said to Octavia who takes the two halves, stunned.

"Great horny toads!" Applejack exclaims stunned as Octavia looks at the remains of her violin. The cowpony hasn't seen Twilight done that before!

"Well...if you're sure that I could do everything in a week, Fancypants, I guess I could manage it with my friends' help."

"Twilight, why did you do that?" Fluttershy ask, stunned that her friend went and broke Octavia's violin like that.

"Do what?" Twilight ask Fluttershy, confused as if what the unicorn had done has been forgotten.

"Break that mare's violin!" Fancypants exclaims, amazed by what he just saw.

"What? I didn't do that."

"The violinist...you used your magic to smash it!"

"I didn't do that. Why would I do so? Are you crazy?" Twilight ask, blinking a bit in confusion.

"But we y'all saw 'dat!" Applejack exclaims as the group prepares to head on. "Yew smashed it wit'out..."

"Come on, Applejack, you know I would never do that."

"Amazing...she is truly a Doofenshmirtz!" Fancypants exclaims to the heavens with a laugh, making the mares look at him oddly. "Sorry. Ahem...now about the inheritance?"

"Well, all right, I guess I do owe the family that much...and if I don't like it, and I know I won't, I will give it away to Cadance." Twilight said with a shrug. After all, it will only be for a few days, right? "So, you'll have everything ready for us for when we get there, right?"

"Yes, of course."

"One week at the most."

"One week, I will make sure." Fancypants said with a nod of satisfaction to Twilight.

"Right, and we will make sure that you won't hurt anyone...err, yourself, yes." Fluttershy said to Twilight, still stunned by what she did and then completely deny it.

"Well, thank you much for all your trouble." Twilight said as she shakes hooves with Fancypants.

"Oh, not at all, it's a great privilege, doctor." Fancypants said with a nod.

"All right, girls, Saturday night then. We will take the train to New York then go from there."

"We done better take 'de one fer Equestria." Applejack said as she, Twilight and Fluttershy heads on their way to go on home. "Much less expensive 'dat way."

"Saturday night, yes. Have a pleasant journal." Fancypants said with a chuckle. He glances to Octavia who is trying to play the Equestrian Lullaby on the top half of her broken violin.

Perhaps nice time, she will stick to playing a cello!

 

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A while later on Saturday night, the mares are at the train station, preparing to take the next train to Equestria. As a lot of ponies are getting on, Twilight is talking to two ponies that are seeing her off. One of them is a purple mane light azure grey female unicorn with light blue eyes and three diamonds on her flank. She is wearing some sort of dress. Her name is Rarity, the one who is getting married in two weeks.

The other pony is a male Pegasus pony with moderate emerald green eyes, a dark grayish phthalate blue mane, a very pale cornflower blue coat, and a yellow lightning bolt with wings for a cutie mark. The pony is also wearing goggles on his head. His name is Soarin', Twilight's fiancée.

"Oh, my good friends. My dearest friends, I will miss you all." Rarity said with a sigh of worry.

"Right, we all know." Twilight said to Rarity with a chuckle.

"And baby, I will count the hours that you're away." Soarin' said to Twilight with a smile.

"So will I, Soarin', so will I."

Twilight kisses Soarin' on the lips, then she got ready to hug Rarity. But the mare stops her, saying, "Oh, please, no."

"What's wrong?" Twilight ask Rarity in concern.

"Nothing personal but we got that party at Big Mac and Cheerilee's later on. I rather not smear my makeup, you understand, right?"

Twilight comment, "Sorry Applejack, Fluttershy and I are going to have to miss going to the party tonight with you and Soarin', Rarity. But I solemnly swear to BOTH of you that we WILL be back in less than two weeks."

Suddenly the conductor, All-Aboard, is heard shouting, "All aboard!"

"We better get going, sugah cube!" Applejack exclaims as she and Fluttershy got onto the train.

"Hoo boy. You better get going." Soarin' said with a smile.

"I guess this is it." Twilight said to Soarin' with a sigh.

"Baby, how can I say in a few minutes which taken me a lifetime to figure out, huh?"

"How about trying?"

"All right, you've got it, baby!" Soarin' exclaims, causing the two mares to chuckle a bit. "I'm all yours, all of me! Okay, what else can I say?"

"Oh, something more romantic." Rarity said with a smile, enjoying this scene of romance.

"Oh, Soarin'..." Twilight said as she hugs her love, then prepares to hug Rarity.

"Oh, the mane, the Mane; just been set."

"Right, sorry."

"Hope you like old fashion weddings, baby." Soarin' remarks as she and Twilight neck a bit.

"I prefer old fashioned wedding nights." Twilight teases a bit, causing Soarin' to laugh at that. His fiancée is just a romantic! It's amazing that she comes from an infamous bloodline!

"Oh, you're incorrigible!" Rarity exclaims to Twilight with a giggle.

"So do you love you mean?"

"You bet your horn it does." Soarin' said to Twilight with a smile. He loves her and always will, no other mare will dare take that away from him!

"Oh, my love..." Twilight sighs to Soarin' while hugging him.

Twilight was preparing to hug Rarity when she stops her, saying, "Taffeta, darling."

"Taffeta?"

"No, no, the dress itself is taffeta. Wrinkles so easily."

"Right, oh." Twilight said with a frown. Everything she tried to hug Rarity, she comes up with an excuse of some sort!

"All aboard!" All-Aboard calls out once more to make the final boarding call.

"Oh, that horrid stallion again! Best to go before I make a fool out of myself." Rarity insists that Twilight leaves before this gets more embarrassing. The purple unicorn decided to try to shake her hooves instead of hugging. "Ahh! The manicure!"

"Sorry, sorry!" Twilight exclaims as she removes herself, making Soarin' roll his eyes.

"Come on, Twilight, best to get going." Soarin' said to Twilight, hugging his fiancée. "Hope to see ya soon!"

Twilight pauses as she hugs Soarin' right back then pauses before the two mares just elbowed their legs each other. Better than nothing to keep Rarity from freaking out!

"Goodbye, Soarin', goodbye Rarity." Twilight said as she prepares to get on the train.

"Goodbye, darling!" Rarity exclaims as she waves goodbye to Twilight.

"Goodbye, Twilight!" Soarin' exclaims as Twilight got onto the train quickly. Rairty sighs and trots off while the head begins to leave.

As Soarin' was about to leave himself, Twilight calls out, "Soarin'!"

Soarin' turns back as Twilight blows a kiss to her when he caught. The Pegasus stallion smiles as he tried to blow a kiss right back...but the smoke that is made by the train causes him to cough like mad!

 

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As the train moves on its way down the line, the girls kept themselves busy. Twilight reads the paper while Applejack and Fluttershy were having a conversation.

"You think any vampire ponies live out there?" Fluttershy ask Applejack nervously. "I don't want to turn into one."

"Shoot, if any, we would've stayed home." Applejack remarks dryly to Fluttershy.

A couple are behind the group speaking. Matilda said, "Cranky, he's at it again."

"So what do you want me to do about it?" Her husband Cranky Doodle Donkey remarks with a grunt.

"Every day!"

"So let him, why bother?!"

All-Aboard came in, trotting down the aisle as he calls out, "New York next! Everypony out for New York!"

 

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Twilight's group are still sitting while waiting to arrive at their destination. A Griffin couple were speaking, as the female griffin spoke, "Hans, er nacht un schoen weider."

"Was lichsten sie mich tun?" The male one ask in irritation.

"Jeden tag!"

"Lasse sei ihn. Lasse sei ihn!"

All-Aboard soon came in, speaking in a foreign language, "Equestria nachst! Nenne aufsteigen fur Equestria! Equestria nachst! Nenne aufsteigen fur Equestria!"

Well, the trio are here. Time to get off. As they got their bags, Twilight opens a window and peeks out to see fog flowing throughout the station outside. Fluttershy spoke, "Wow..."

As the train stop, Twilight saw a colt named Pipsqueak passing by, causing her to call out, "Hey, colt! Is this the station for Equestria?"

"Oh, yes, Track 29!" Pipsqueak answers to Twilight. The colt prepares to leave when he turns back. "Oh, all right if I give you a shine?"

"Nah, no thanks." Applejack remarks with a shrug. She rather not have her own hooves shine right now.

The ponies got off the train along with the passengers getting off. Once the train pulls out of the station, the group stood there, looking around.

"Oh my...this place sure looks...spooky." Fluttershy said meekly as she looks around the station.

"So uh, what are we doing?" Applejack ask Twilight in concern. So far, the group aren't going somewhere.

"Well, Fancypants told us that someone is supposed to come pick us up." Twilight said, looking around to find the individual who is arriving to take them to the castle. Suddenly some wooshing and thumping noises are heard, making the trio look around the foggy area. "Oh boy..."

"Sure hope it ain't a zombie."

"Z-Z-Z-Z-Zombie?!" Fluttershy ask meekly. Suddenly a hoof taps her on the shoulder, causing her to scream. "Eeeek!"

"Dr. Doofenshmirtz, I presume?" An eerie voice spoke, causing the ponies to turn to see someone grinning while wearing a coat that has a hump in it. It's a female pink Earth pony with dark pink curly mane and tail, bright blue eyes and two blue and one yellow balloons marking on her flank. Her name is Pinkie Pie.

"Gah! Will yew not do 'dat?!" Applejack exclaims to Pinkie as she tries to calm the scared Fluttershy down.

"Sorry, couldn't help it!" Pinkie giggles a bit. "I always wanted to do that."

"Yeah...and for the record, it's actually Sparkle, not Doofenshmirtz." Twilight said to Pinkie, carefully the mare on her name much to her surprise.

"Wait, are you pulling my hoof?"

"No, it's pronounced Sparkle."

"Oh, so can you also say "Sci-light"?" Pinkie ask Twilight with a mischievous smile.

"No, no it isn't." Twilight said to Pinkie with a sigh, trying to keep her patience here.

"So why isn't it Sci-light Sparkle, hmmm?"

"It's just Twilight Sparkle, okay?"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclaims happily as she nods, getting the idea.

"So uh, yer're 'de mare picking us up, right?" Applejack ask Pinkie with a sigh as she proceed in calming the scared Fluttershy down.

"Eeyup! Sure am!"

"So you must be Pinkamena Diane Pie, right?" Twilight ask Pinkie, remembering the name that Fancypants told her about.

"Nope! It's actually Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie corrects Twilight happily.

"Weird, I thought they told me it was Pinkamena Diane Pie."

"Well, now who is wrong, right? I only go by my nickname nowadays."

"Well, uh, that make sense." Fluttershy said quietly while nodding. "So were you send by Fancypants?"

"Sure did! You know, Twiley, my grandmother used to work for your grandfather." Pinkie said to Twilight, making her chuckle a bit nervously.

"Right, how...nice." Twilight said nervously. Great, how awkward that the pony to pick her and her friends up is the granddaughter of the servant who used to work for that insane grandfather of Twilight's!

"Of course, the rates have gone up since then."

"No kidding." Applejack remarks in amusement.

"Well, I'm sure we will get along very well." Twilight said, smiling as she pats Pinkie...right on the hump part, causing her to yelp and move her hoof. "Oh, sorry about that! Err, hey, I don't wanna embarrass ya, but my friends and I are brilliant surgeons and doctors."

"Right, and if you want, we could help you with that hump of yours." Fluttershy said with a gentle smile to Pinkie while motioning to the mare’s hump.

"Huh? What hump?" Pinkie ask confused to the trio. This moment turns into an awkward one, especially since the pink pony had no idea that she got a hump on her back!

"All right, we better git on a-moving." Applejack said with a shrug. The sooner the group gets to the castle, the better.

"Allow me to take the luggage, mistresses."

Pinkie picks up the luggage, making Fluttershy smiles while saying, "Thank you."

"Yeah, yew are a big help." Applejack remarks with a chuckle, at least Pinkie helping out with the luggage proves she isn't all random.

The group goes over to some stairs nearby. Pinkie, grabbing a small cane, spoke, "Trot this way." The mare trots in a weird way down some stairs. Once she got to the bottom, Pinkie gave the cane to Twilight. "Come on! Trot this way."

Twilight nods as she imitates Pinkie's moving and trots down the stairs with the cane. Applejack snorts, "If Ah trot 'day way, Ah would end up wit' a hump on mah back." This causes Fluttershy to giggle a bit at that.

Twilight stops as she realizes what she's doing, making her groan in irritation. After Applejack and Fluttershy trot down normally, the trio followed Pinkie to a hay carriage waiting nearby. Thunder begins to roar as it looks like a storm is approaching.

"You will be more comfortable in the back." Pinkie said as she motions to the back of the hay carriage.

As Pinkie got up and put the reins onto herself to pull the carriage, Twilight's group nods as they tossed their luggage right into the back. Suddenly a yelping noise is heard, causing Twilight to yelp, "What was that?!"

"Oh, that's Benjamin Maregilligan AKA Ben Mare. Fancypants thought you might need a laboratory assistant temporarily."

Out of curiosity, the visitors climb up and peek in as someone pushed the luggage off of himself. It is a brown coated stallion with a spiky like brown mane, green eyes, a long tail and a red collar. His cutie mark is three Triforce like triangles. His name is Benjamin Maregilligan or Ben Mare for some reason.

"Hey there!" Ben exclaims to the group with a smile. "Wanna roll in the hay? It's fun!" The stallion begins to roll around in the hay, singing.

 

Ben: Roll, roll
Roll in the hay
Roll, roll
Roll in the hay

 

"No thanks, Ah doing rolling out around protection. Ah is gitting up front." Applejack said as she got up to the seating part of the carriage.

"Well, I..." Fluttershy begins to speak.

Suddenly Pinkie gallops off as she pulls the carriage causing Twilight and Fluttershy to fall right in as the group heads on their way to the castle.

 

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Pinkjie begins travelling down the road as everyone else sit right up in the seat and chair, looking around. Thunder is roaring, making Fluttershy yelp while Twilight hold onto Ben quickly. The doctor blushes a bit before letting go. Can't be cheating on Soarin' now, can she?

"Afraid of the lightning, Twilight?" Ben ask Twilight with a sheepish smile. "To be honest, so am I sometimes."

"It's just an atmosphere discharge." Twilight said, recovering from the fright that she went through.

"Oh."

"Nothing to be scared of."

Suddenly a howling noise is heard somewhere in the forest nearby. Ben gasps in concern, "Werewolf!"

"Werewolf?" Fluttershy ask meekly, getting scared upon hearing that.

"There!" Pinkie booms as she spoke in a hench pony like voice while pointing to the forest.

"What?" Twilight ask puzzled as to what Pinkie's doing.

"There, wolf!" Pinkie then points to the castle up ahead. "There, castle."

"Why are you talking like that, Pinkie?"

Pinkie, going back to her normal voice, spoke puzzled to Twilight, "Don't you want me to?"

"No, I don't want you to!" Twilight exclaims to Pinkie in annoyance. She only consider the pink pony as a friend, not as a pink pony.

"Right, just be yerself, not some hench pony." Applejack said in agreement, not used to how Pinkie's talking.

"Fine, okay, suit yourselves, I'm easy." Pinkie remarks with a shrug. Hey, if her new friends want her to speak normally and not like a hench pony, who is she to deny them, right? As thunder is heard, the mare come to a stop as she points to the castle, "Okie dokie lokie. There it is, home."

The group saw what's up ahead: the dark castle home of Doofenshmirtz, now it belongs to Twilight Sparkle. As thunder roars, the new visitors looks concerned. They hope this night doesn't go bad for them!

 

Author's note
Well, there it is, the castle. In the next chapter, the group meets Latrine...

 

(Horses are heard neighing)

 

Me: Right. And as Twilight gets used to her new home, some mysterious violin playing lures her to a hidden part which could be her grandfather's library. What will she find? Read, review and suggest.

 

The scene before the one with Rarity is another deleted scene cut out of the film.

Chapter 2: The Secret Lab of Doofenshmirtz

 

A few minutes or so later, everyone arrived to the castle as Pinkie came to a stop near some horse servants. After unstrapping herself, the pink pony goes over to a door with a huge knocker and pounds the door on it three times.

While the horse servants help with the luggage, Twilight and Applejack were helping Ben and Fluttershy down as the doctor notices the knocker, causing her to remark, "That thing's huge!"

"Oh...thank you, Twilight." Ben said, blushing as he thinks Twilight is talking about his..."little pony".

"Oh, that's all right."

Once the gang got off the carriage, the rest heads over to the door as Fluttershy saw a sign nearby labeled "Keep Out. Trespassers Will Be Mutilated." This made the Pegasus gulps a bit in worry.

Suddenly the door opens as a mare came out. She is a white messy mane unicorn with a messy white tail, she has a gray coat and is wearing a cloak of some kind. The mare's cutie mark appears to be a witch symbol in some sort of ghost. Her name is Latrine.

"Hello, I am Latrine." Latrine said introducing herself.

Suddenly the horse servants neighs with fear as thunder roars. Pinkie calls out, "Hey, calm down, fellows, calm down."

As Pinkie goes over to help with the servants, Twilight clears her throats as she spoke, "Hey there. How are you? I am Dr. Twilight Sparkle, these are my assistants/friends Applejack and Fluttershy, as well as Ben Mare."

"Howdy." Applejack said, giving an uneasy wave to Latrine.

"Everyone, may I present Latrine." Twilight explains.

The horse servants neigh with fear once more, much to the notice of everyone. Fluttershy worried spoke, "Oh dear. What's gotten into them? It's like they are scared for some reason."

"Oh, best not to worry. I got your rooms prepared, Miss Sparkle. So come on." Latrine said as she motions to the others while preparing to go inside. "Follow me."

"Right, hey, Pinkie!" Twilight calls over to Pinkie who calmed the horse servants down somewhat.

"Yeah?" Pinkie calls out to Twilight happily.

"When you're done, can you bring the bags in? I got a feeling the servants are freaked out for some reason."

"Okie dokie lokie!"

"Okay, lead on, Latrine." Applejack said to Latrine, this causes the horse servants to neigh with fear once more, causing Latrine to frowns as she goes into the place. The cowpony thinks, 'Those horses must have a thing against toilets.'

As everyone goes into the castle, Pinkie was the last to come in with the bags. She stops at the door and looks back for a moment, having a thought.

"Latrine!" Pinkie calls out quickly. The horses neigh once more as the pink pony smiles happily and goes inside, closing the door on her way in.

Once inside, the new visitors look amazed at the grand hall. Twilight has indeed inherit quite a place. Latrine uses her magic to pick up a three headed candle nearby.

"Follow me, please." Latrine advises to the group. The others looks concerned as they follow the unicorn up the stairs. She stops for a moment before turning around. "Better stay close to the candles, these stairs can be treacherous."

"Err, Miss? Your candles aren't lit." Fluttershy said meekly as the group continues going upstairs, following Latrine.

"Don't bother, 'de less Ah speak 'ta her, 'de better." Applejack remarks with a frown. She got this...ugly feeling about Latrine that the cowpony doesn't like.

A while later, Applejack and Fluttershy were given their own rooms. As Ben and Pinkie head to their own, Latrine takes Twilight to a bedroom where she is sleeping at. As the doctor unpacked, the mare notices a picture of a crazy unicorn hanging nearby. That is definitely her grandfather, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz all right.

"This will be your bedroom during your stay. It was once your grandpa's room." Latrine said, introducing the room where Twilight will be staying at.

"I see." Twilight said as she trots over to some bookshelves nearby. The mare grins as she said, "Oh wow, seems to be quite a few books. I love books!"

"Glad you like it. This was Heinz's...." Latrine stops for a moment as she caught herself quickly. "...I mean the baron's medical library, yes."

"I see. So if you don't mind me asking: where is my grandfather's private library?"

"Eh? Whatever do you mean?"

"Well, these books are very general and all." Twilight said, using her magic to take a book out and looks through it. The unicorn was told that she inherited Doofenshmirtz's public AND her private library. "Any doctor, or bookworm, like me, might have them around. Anyway, I was told that grandpa left the private library to me."

As Twilight closes the book, Latrine frowns as she comments, "So far, this is the lonely library I know of, Dr. Doofenstone."

"Sparkle, Sparkle." Twilight and Latrine said at the same time, the former was correcting the weirdo unicorn while the latter said it at the same time, knowing she would do that.

Twilight decides to change the subject, speaking in curiosity about a certain name. "It's an unusual name, Latrine." The doctor hears the horse servants neighing in some part of the castle. How did they do that? "How did your family come by it?"

"We changed it a long time ago, dearie." Latrine explains to Twilight with a shrug.

"You mean...you actually changed your name...to Latrine?"

"Yeah. It used to be...Outhouse."

Twilight pauses to think about it; that does sound right. The doctor chuckles while nodding, "Interesting. Good change, too. Anyway, good night."

Latrine nods as she prepares to leave. The unicorn stops as she turns, asking, "Say, would you like a brandy before retiring?"

"No, no thanks."

"Some warm milk...perhaps?"

"No, thanks very much. No thanks." Twilight said with a sigh, turning down the offer for that drink as well.

Latrine was preparing to leave once more, but turns back as she ask, "Ovaltine?"

"I don't want anything to drink right now...right now, I'm a little tired."

"All right. Then I will say good night."

"Good night." Twilight said, sighing in irritation. She hopes that Latrine leaves so that the doctor can get some sleep. The unicorn is freaking her out enough for one night!

"Good night then." Latrine remarks with a frown. Tried to hospitable and this is what she gets.

Latrine takes the unlit candlestick and prepares to leave. But before she does, the unicorn stops at a picture of Doofenshmirtz. Latrine glances to see Twilight still unpacking, not paying any attention to her. Good, maybe she can do this in peace.

As Twilight was finishing up with the unpacking, she looks up to the mirror, and is startled to see Latrine in the reflection, whispering to the Doofenshmirtz, "Good night, darling." The mare kisses the picture, freaking her out. What was that all about? As Latrine heads out the door, she turns back, speaking, "Good night, Miss Sparkle."

"Right, good night, Latrine." Twilight said with a nod.

The two hears the horse servants neighing outside a bit. Latrine sighs in annoyance before she left. Twilight goes back to unpacking her stuff, this has been a weird night thus far!

 

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In her room, Pinkie was watching an episode of "My Little Heroines" on her TV, which has the Talent Mark Crusaders finally getting their talent marks.

"Could it be?" Jim gasps to the others in amazement as he looks at his palm.

"After four-and-a-half years of trying?" Tim ask hopefully and excitedly.

"It IS. It's our talent marks!" Dani exclaims happily. After four and a half years of trying, the TMC finally got their talent marks.

"How oddly appropriate that we would get them helping out the girl that helped bring us together in the first place." Minia comments, chuckling that it take helping a certain bully for this day to happen.

"And we all have the same talent mark!" Pistol exclaims, noticing how she and her friends seem to have the same talent mark.

"No. Similar, yes. Even VERY similar. But NOT identical. See? Each shield is marked differently."

Sure enough, all five of them have the same five-colored shield on their right palms, but each shield is marked differently:

Jim's shield is embedded with a red toolbox with a pink heart infringed in the middle.

Tim's shield is embedded with a white potion bottle with a silver heart infringed in the middle.

Dani's shield is embedded with a bright green ghost with a smaller golden shield infringed on the chest area.

Minia's shield is embedded with a golden star with a silver musical note infringed in the middle.

Pistol's shield is embedded with a dark purple lightning bolt with four orange wheels directly under the bolt.

"Yeah. You're right, Minia. They ARE individually marked." Jim said, admitting that Minia is right about the individual marked thing.

"In addition to our actual special talents, I think our marks indicate how well we work as a team AND how much we like helping others. A good combination of all three, I would say." Tim said, giving a proud look of how working together was able to allow the kids to get their talent marks at last.

"Buttercup and the others are going to be so proud of us!" Pistol exclaims, knowing that Buttercup and the others will be proud of the kids.

"Well, I think these marks were worth waiting for. What do YOU think?" Dani ask her friends with a smile.

"I love this show. Reminds me of my world." Pinkie said with a giggle of delight while watching further.

 

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It was late at night as Twilight was in bed, trying her bed to get some sleep. However, she is struggling and sweating while trying to do so. It's like...some sort of voice is trying to get through to her.

"No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am not a Doofenshmirtz, I am a Sparkle! Don't give me that! I refuse to believe in fate, don't make me say it!" Twilight mutters in her sleep. The picture of Doofenshmirtz still hangs on the wall...as if it's haunting her. "All right, fine! You win, I will do it, I will say it, I will say it; I will say it...DESTINY, DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY, DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! Destiny...Destiny...no escaping."

Suddenly Twilight yelps as she felt someone shaking her. The mare woke up to see Ben nearby, speaking, "Twilight, wake up!"

"What? What is it?"

"Sorry to wake you up. You were having a nightmare and I was worried."

"It's oka..." Twilight stops and sat up as she hears something: some strange music playing somewhere. "Wait, what is that strange music?"

"Not sure. But it seems to be coming from behind the bookcase." Ben said in concern as he motions to the bookcase where the strange music is coming from.

"Behind the bookcase..." Twilight said thoughtfully. "Ben, can you hand me the robe?"

Ben nods as he took a robe hanging nearby and gave it to Twilight who got out from before. As the mare put the robe on, the two ponies came over to the bookcase as the music begins to get a bit louder.

"You're right. It's coming from this wall." Twilight said with a smile as she looks around for something. "Okay, where is it? Where is it?"

"Err, what?" Ben ask, confused as to what Twilight's doing.

"A switch, there's always a device that opens a secret passage to somewhere. Now if I could just find the triggering mechanism..." Twilight stops as she saw a certain book, making her grin. "Hello."

Twilight takes the book and pulls it out. The two backs away expecting the bookcase to open...but nothing happened! Weird.

"Oh, wrong book." Twilight said awkwardly while putting the book back. The mare hears the music and goes over to the other bookcases. "Hmmm, seems louder over there." The unicorn points to a candle nearby. "Can you get me that candle?"

Ben nods and took the candle. Suddenly, without warning, the bookcase spins around, causing Twilight to yell as she was taken with it, ending on the other side of the wall. Ben gasps in surprise, looks like he found the triggering mechanism!

"Put...the candle...back." Twilight's voice calls out from behind the bookcase. Ben put the candle back, causing the bookcase to spin again. The doctor didn't have time to escape before the bookcase spins around again, causing Twilight to be trapped once more. "Right, okay, I think I got it now. Take out the candle and I will block the bookcase with my body."

"Fine, okay." Ben said with a nod, looking concerned. He is not okay with the idea, but what Twilight say will do.

Ben took the candle off its matter, causing the bookcase to spin once more. Twilight prepares to go to the other side to block the path...Ben cringes as instead the unicorn was flattened, getting stuck. That's gotta hurt.

Twilight groans with a little higher pitch voice, "Listen to me carefully. Do not put the candle. With all your might, shove against the other side of the bookcase. Do you get that?"

"Yeah, I think so." Ben said with a nod.

Ben put the candle onto a holder and rushes to the bookcase, shoving it. Twilight groans a bit as she is finally freed from the bookcase.

"Ah, good pony." Twilight said, looking exhausted. Wait, where's Ben?

"Put...the candle...back." Ben's voice is heard on the other side of the bookcase, much to Twilight's surprise. Looks like in his effort to free her, the assistant got stuck now!

Twilight decided on a new way to do this. She put the candle back into its original place. Then as the bookcase begins to turn, the mare quickly lift the candle again and put it back, making the book stop halfway.

As Ben recovers from what happened, Applejack and Fluttershy came in, with the former calling out, "Hey, what's wit' 'de noise in here?"

"We found something." Twilight said to her friends with a smile.

"Oh, what is it?" Fluttershy ask quietly and in concern.

"We found a secret passageway, look!" Ben explains to the girls as he motions to a secret passageway beyond the bookcase.

"Well, wherever that music is, it's coming from down there." Twilight said suspiciously. It's true, the pony can indeed hear the music coming from down the hall right now.

"So uh...are we going down there?" Fluttershy ask scared and worried, not liking the passageway at all.

"Might as well if we were 'ta find out who's making 'dat noise." Applejack said with a frown. The mare wants to find out who's making that music.

"Better take a look." Twilight said with a nod, preparing to head in.

"Uh, better let me come with you, doctor...I rather you need someone like me to keep you safe." Ben said, blushing a bit while Twilight blushes as well.

"All right, everyone, follow me." Twilight said as she prepares to take the candle.

"Err, doctor? The candle?"

"Oh, good thinking. Don't wanna go through that again."

"Why? What's wit' 'de candle?" Applejack ask, puzzled as she arches an eyebrow at that.

"Long story. Let's try the candle on the left." Twilight said as she the others goes to a candle on the left. "Everyone, stay back!"

Everyone stops and moves back, in case that the other candle does something odd. Twilight slowly lifts the candle...luckily, nothing happened. The mare shush the others as they slowly made their way into and through the secret passageway.

"I wonder who's playing that music." Fluttershy whispers quietly as the ponies slowly came down the stairway to wherever the room where the music is coming from.

Suddenly the ponies yelps as a rat passes by. Ben spoke up quickly, "Girls, calm down, no need to be frightened. Just a rat...a filthy slimy rat..."

"Well, that isn't nice!" Fluttershy scolds Ben for saying that about the rat who squeaks angrily in agreement before rushing off.

The group made their way to the bottom to some sort of door. Twilight slowly uses her magic to open the door...causing the handle to break off in the progress. With an annoyed sigh, she throws the broken handle down then pushes the door itself opened.

As the door opens all the way, the mares and stallion looks surprised as some sort of dark room with shelves...with one having a skull that is labeled "3 Years Dead".

"Good Herd!" Twilight exclaims in shock and disgust by this.

"Who leaves a skull like that hanging around?" Ben ask Twilight, stunned by this.

"Well, it is Twilight's family, who knows what he left behind?" Applejack remarks, shrugging a bit.

The ponies saw more skulls, one of them is labeled "2 Years Dead" then they saw a rooting head that is labeled "6 Months Dead". This came to the last one which is labeled "Freshly Dead"...then it came to life and begins to sing.

 

Pinkie: I-

 

Everyone yelps in alarm as the head, really Pinkie, continues to sing happily.

 

Ain't got no body
And nobody cares for me
Yakka tak ta yakka tak ta ha!

 

"Pinkie!" Twilight exclaims, surprised to see Pinkie here.

"Oh, hey there Sci-light!" Pinkie exclaims with a giggle to her friends. "Sorry about that, couldn't resist!"

"Oh, how did you get in here?" Fluttershy ask Pinkie in surprise as Pinkie bounces around the shelf.

"Through the dumbwaiter, of course!"

"Oh, right, 'dat explains it." Applejack remarks with a frown. So there're other ways to get in here besides the bookcase secret passageway?

"I heard the strangest music from the kitchen upstairs...so I followed it down. Just call it...a hunch." Pinkie explains, pointing to her right while giggling. "Badoom-chi!"

"So wait; that means someone else must be down here then." Ben said in surprise. If Pinkie wasn't the one playing...then somepony else must've!

"Seems that way..." Twilight said in suspicion as she spots another door nearby. "Because there's the only other door."

"An' our music playing pony must be in there right now." Applejack said in suspicion, knowing that whoever is playing that music is probably still in the room right now.

As Twilight prepares to go over to the door, Pinkie stops her in concern, saying, "Twilight, wait. Might be dangerous...uh, you go first. The mare backs away a it.

"You go ahead too, Twilight." Fluttershy said meekly as she backs away a bit.

The group heads over to the door with Pinkie and Fluttershy following the others. Soon they reach the door open it, entering some sort of dark room. It's dark in here.

"Aren't there any lights in 'dis here place?" Applejack ask as she looks around for any lights in the room.

"Two nasty looking switches over here." Pinkie said sternly as she points a hoof to two switches on a wall nearby. "But I rather not be the first."

Twilight scoffs a bit, what's so bad about the eyes? The mare flips the first switch...this causes sparks to fly all over, making everyone back away in alarm.

"Darn your eyes!" Twilight yells angrily to Pinkie.

"Too late. Hee hee hee!" Pinkie giggles as she points to her own eyes.

Twilight flips the other switch. This causes all the lights in the place to turn around, revealing the ponies to be in some sort of laboratory, with the usual machines and equipment.

As Twilight blows the candle's light out, the ponies look around as Fluttershy gasps, "Wow..."

"So this is where it all happened." Twilight said at the huge lab...which used to belong to Doofenshmirtz on the night when he was making his monster.

As the ponies look at the huge lab, they could imagine the voice of Doofenshmirtz speaking, "Just think, a dead brain, ready to live once more! There is no blood or decomposition! Just a few sutures! Assistant Pie, throw the main switch!"

"Yes, master." The voice of Granny Pie is heard as echoes of sparks is heard as well.

The ponies looks around the place in amazement, they can imagine what it's like to be here on that night years ago.

"What a filthy mess." Twilight said, frowning at the state of Doofenshmirtz's lab.

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe some paint, a couple of flowers, and some throw pillows..." Pinkie begins to say randomly, but stops as her friends look at her oddly. "What?"

"If Rarity was here, she would've throw a sissy fit at 'dis mess." Applejack comments, knowing that Rarity won't like the mess of this place.

"Well, looks like our mysterious violinist has disa..." Twilight stops as she notices something at the other end of the room.

"Disa what?" Ben ask Twilight, wondering why the doctor stopped.

"...ppeared." Pinkie said, finishing up her friend was going to say.

"Shhh!" Twilight shushes sternly to Pinkie. The unicorn points a hoof to a door that she saw. "There's a light coming from that door. Follow me."

The others follow Twilight as they move through the lab before coming to the door. Twilight uses her magic to open the door to allow the group into some sort of area with a cage area. There's no one here.

"Hey, look!" Ben exclaims as he points to something on a table that the others saw: a violin.

"Well, that explains the music." Twilight said as she uses her magic to pick up the music.

Fluttershy touches the violin, speaking in concern, "It's still warm...someone was playing it."

"But who was playing it?" Applejack ask with a frown of suspicion. Who else could be inside the castle besides the mares and Ben? Unless...

"Not sure...but whoever it was barely finished putting out his or her cigar." Twilight said, putting down the violin as she saw a cigar that is barely put out nearby. The mare looks around the room while continuing, "Wow, strange going-ons so far..."

"So what is this place anyway?" Ben ask as he looks around as well.

"The music room?" Pinkie guesses happily as she plucks the strings on the violin.

"There's nothing here! Except for some books and papers."

"Wait, books and papers?" Twilight gasps in surprise upon hearing that. Could it be? The mare looks at the stuff and saw a familiar signature on them. "Yes, of course! This is it, my grandfather's private library! Yes, I can feel it! And look, look at this!"

Twilight uses her magic to pick up a book. On it, reads the words "How I Did It! By Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz". The unicorn smiles excitedly. This must describes how Doofenshmirtz was able to did the unthinkable: bring the dead back to life!

As thunder and lightning roars outside the castle, Twilight reads through the book while the others sat nearby waiting though getting bored while falling asleep. But they did notice the unicorn is grunting a bit as her reading is making her more excited...and more menacingly.

"'Until, from the mists of this darkness, a sudden light broke in upon me. A light so brilliant and wondrous, and yet so simple...change the poles from plus to minus, and from minus to plus.'." Twilight said in a menacingly tone of voice. As the others snooze, the doctor pants, smiling madly. "'I alone succeeded in discovering the secret in bestowing life. Nay, even more...I myself, became capable of bestowing animation...upon lifeless matter!'"

Twilight looks up slowly as she realizes something. Yes, yes, it could work!

"Ben, girls...IT...COULD...WORK!" Twilight exclaims madly as thunder roars throughout the castle.

Upstairs, Doofenshmirtz's picture appears to be smiling wickedly and madly as evil laughter is heard. It looks like despite her attempts and protests, Twilight is inheriting something else from her grandfather: the desire to bring back the dead!

 

Author's note
Well, Twilight is now going to do what Doofenshmirtz once did: bring back the dead! In the next chapter, the group begins the progress, stealing bodies (one was a Dragon killer and the other is his pony victim) and avoid being caught. And Pinkie and Fluttershy works on getting brains...but a mess up makes Pinkie gets another one...which maybe a bad idea. Read, review and suggest.

 

There's a reference to "Robin Hood: Men in Tights", another Mel Brooks film.

 

The clip is from the My Little Heroines series, of course.

Chapter 3: How to Make Monsters

 

It was the next morning at the castle. The gang are eating breakfast, preparing for another day...one that could change everything for them.

"Substitute Kipper?" Twilight ask as she offers some food to Ben.

"Thanks." Ben said as he took some of the food while eating.

Pinkie was watching another episode of "My Little Heroines" on her TV, which was the season 5 two part finale; The Talent Remark Part 1 where Blossom saw Tak during her speech on Talent Mark magic and she was explaining to Ryan, Furrball, Taiku and Bloom of what happened on their way back to Townsville.

"Wait, Tak, that homicidal girl you, your friends and Ryan encountered at the beginning of the two part pilot of this season?" Taiku ask, surprised to hear what Blossom is saying.

"I was sure I saw her, Taiku. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up to." Blossom said in concern, fearing what Tak would be up to this time.

"I don't know, but that girl is bad news especially after she escaped from us Scott free when I saw the infuriated look on her face when you tried to reason with her, Blossom." Ryan said with a sigh, shaking his head a bit.

"Ryan's right, Taiku, Furrball and the rest of us heard she wasn't very happy with what you and your friends did the last time you saw her." Bloom said with a serious look on her face.

"Forcing everyone in her village to have the same Talent Mark and her trying to steal ours wasn't right, Bloom. My friends and I had to do something!" Blossom insists to Bloom in desperation. Tak was being unreasonable and a monster!

"Though your attempt to reason with her before her escape was noble, Bloss. You failed to realize she would rather choose a path of evil and now has you on her hit list." Taiku said in concern as the group continues on their way to the castle.

"And now she's coming back for revenge." Furrball said in agreement. Tak is back, out for revenge for her first defeat by the heroines of Kingdom Hearts.

"And who knows what she will do to get some payback while our backs are turned." Bloom said in agreement, fearing what Tak would do while no one is looking.

"Uh, or she was just really interested in your speech. Just another theory."

As the group goes into the castle, Blossom continues the conversation, "Honestly, guys. I am not really sure what I saw. But as long as I have my friends, my lucky charm Kairi gave me and her magic ring though I know what it is now, I know everything will be all right. Maybe I was just more stressed about that speech than I thought."

"That sounds better than Tak coming back with an evil plot for revenge involving her teaming up with the League of Darkness." Ryan said with a chuckle as the gang approaches the council room.

As they enter, Taiku adds, "Well, when you say it like that, Ry, it does sound kinda silly."

Furrball saw a shocking sight along with the others, causing him to yelp, "Or it's totally true!"

And the group saw Tak smirking evilly while sitting on the Map of Kingdom Hearts.

"Welcome home, Blossom!" Tak remarks mockingly to Blossom, much to her shock.

Soon a flash of green and red fire appeared along with two certain villains grinning alongside Tak.

"Crydius and Maleficent!" Bloom gasps, recognizing the two enemies of Kingdom Hearts.

"We were right about you and the League!" Taiku shouts out in horror. The League is back and out for revenge, most likely!

"Oh crud!" Ryan exclaims, slapping himself on the forehead. This doesn't look good.

As Twilight uses her magic to wipe her mouth with a napkin, she continues reading from Doofenshmirtz's book, "'as the minuteness of the parts formed a hindrance to my speed...'" Pinkie during this time uses a pencil, eating it as she draws a bit. "'I resolved, therefore, to make the creature of a gigantic stature.'"

Twilight looks up, then smiles, laughing, "Yes, of course! That simplify everything!"

"Uh, mind putting 'dat in another way?" Applejack ask, not sure what Twilight is on about.

"Simple, AJ. His veins, feet, hands or hooves, and organs got to be increased in size." Ben said, explaining clearly as to what Twilight is going for here.

"You got it." Twilight said, using her magic to spread jelly on her toast then eats it.

Fluttershy comment, "He would have - well, some rather large - equipment." Everyone pauses to think about that part.

"Well, that does goes without saying, yes."

"Woof."

Ben pauses, having another thought as he said, "You know Twilight, if we also made a mare monster...she'd have a very big attractive flank...and huge...tracts of land."

Applejack whistles, impressed as she comments, "What Ah wouldn't give fer assets like 'dat."

Fluttershy slightly embarrassed spoke, "Oh my."

"Ooooh, they're going to be popular." Pinkie giggles a bit as she continues drawing.

"Uh, beg yer pardon, Twilight, but Ah done thought yew didn't want 'ta be involved wit' yer grandpa's legacy." Applejack said in concern. Before Twilight found Doofenshmirtz's lab, she prefer to stay clear of his legacy and family name, and now, Twilight prefers to do so.

Twilight stood up, chuckling as she explains, "Well, I was...but something in me decided to give it a try! Maybe it's the scientific curiosity...maybe the Doofenshmirtz gene got into me...either way, I'm going for it."

"But didn't his last monster went plum-crazy an' tried 'ta kill everyone?"

"Yes...but I got a theory: my grandfather's monster got a bad brain which made him like that. So if we use a good brain, a better one...and help him to be a civilized pony, or close to it...what happened with the Doofenshmirtz monster will not happen this time!"

The others pauses a bit, upon thinking about that. Twilight does have a point. If she could get a better brain for her new monster and help it learn the better ways...then the Doofenshmirtz family name can be redeemed.

Twilight takes a stick with some rope as she continues, "Now then, what we're looking for is a being that is 7 ft. in height, with all features either congenitally or artificially proportionate in size."

As Twilight opens a window to look outside, Applejack suggest, "Maybe we should experiment on a Dragon, one so enormous."

"Like H.R. Pufnstuf?" Pinkie suggests as she shows what she's drawing, causing the others to look to see some sort of huge Dragon like figure. "I saw his ad in the paper the other day, he was going to be executed for killing ponies and making them into cupcakes."

"Eeew!" Applejack and Fluttershy exclaims in disgust upon hearing that.

"And yet, hello!" Twilight smiles as she came over to the drawing while Pinkie hangs it on a wall. "I believe you caught onto something there. Crude, yes, primitive, maybe. Perhaps even grotesque, especially the cupcake killing part...but something inexplicable tells me...that Dragon is the one we want."

Pinkie nods as she releases the picture as it wobbles a bit. The gang got some plans tonight.

 

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It was nighttime as a Dragon body is swinging from the gallows as the authorities watch. The deed was done, the criminal was hung for his crimes and will spend the rest of eternity...dead.

A while later, the body was brought to the local graveyard where grave diggers Snips and Snails are burying the body in the dirt. An officer spoke sternly, "All right; that should be good enough for that thing."

"Sure, okay!" Snips exclaims with a stupid nods as he takes his shovel.

"Yeah, he ain't going nowhere." Snails said in agreement. Not like the Dragon itself will be going anywhere!

Snips laughs stupidly as he put the cross down as the officer leavings while his colleague hit the cross to hit it down hard. Unknown to them, Twilight, Pinkie, Applejack and Fluttershy are hiding behind the fence, waiting anxiously for them to leave so that they can make their move.

As Pinkie tries to get closer, Applejack pulls her down, snapping, "Git down!"

The four ponies waited until the diggers are finished and heading off to the waiting carriage. Once the vehicle with its passengers has left the area, Twilight nods as she said, "All right, come on." The mares nodded before opening the gate slowly, sneaking over to two graves, one of which the Dragon is in. Twilight spoke up, "All right, I got a feeling that whoever the cupcakes killer killed, must be buried near him."

"Ironic, huh?"

"Applejack, Fluttershy, you get the left grave. Pinkie, you and I take the right."

The mares grabs the shovels that Snips and Snails left behind and got to work on digging the coffins up. A few minutes or so later, the groups were able to get the coffin open, one of them opened causing Fluttershy to scream upon seeing what's inside.

"Eeek! Looks like the left coffin was the cupcakes victim!" Fluttershy exclaims, shivering in fear. "Poor mare, she is cut into pieces!"

"Well, Ah will sew her back up." Applejack said with a sigh, deciding to sew the dead pony up once the mares get her and the Dragon back to the castle. "It isn't complicated 'ta do so."

"Ugh, what a filthy job." Twilight remarks, dusting off the dirt off of herself.

"Well, could be worse." Pinkie said to Twilight with a grin.

"How?"

"Don't say it!" Applejack exclaims, horrifying realizing what is about to come.

"Could be raining!" Pinkie explains happily. Suddenly as if on cue, thunder roars as rain begins to pour from the sky, much to the irritation of Twilight and Applejack.

"Yew said it. Why 'de hay did yew say it?"

It took a few minutes as Twilight's group put the coffins into their carriage and begins leaving the graveyard. They planned on making it through town and back to the castle before anyone realize what's going on. The mares move forward through the village quietly, hoping that no one is watching.

However, the four bumps into something, causing one of the coffins to fall out. Gasping, the mares saw the Dragon's claw sticking out, making them work on putting it back in.

Just then, the ponies hears the sounds of hooves coming their way. Somepony's coming! Twilight exclaims, "Quickly!"

The mares got to work on hiding the claw. Just then, a Royal Guard named Flash Sentry arrives, spotting them as he spoke, "Need a hoof or something?" The group turns and quickly, Twilight moves in front of the coffin, making it looks like the claw is hers. She can only hope Flash isn't wiser.

"Oh, no thanks."

"Right, we're fine." Fluttershy said quickly. Applejack chose not to say anything. Being a mare of honesty, she got to avoid saying any lies.

"We have one anyway. Thanks anyway." Twilight said meekly as she and her friends prepares to take their leave.

"Wait, hang on, miss," Flash said, causing the group to stop in concern. Does he suspect anything? As the Pegasus Royal Guard came over, he continues, "I will be honest. I know everyone in this place but I haven't seen any of you before. Mind telling me who you are?"

Twilight pretends to fix her "claw" as she spoke, "My name is Twilight Sparkle. These are my friends Applejack and Fluttershy, we just came from America." Pinkie hid behind Twilight in hopes that Flash doesn't recognize him.

"Oh yeah, you I know, Miss Sparkle. I was told you were here. I am Flash Sentry, part of the Royal Guard. Great to meet ya."

Flash holds out a hoof as Applejack shakes his hoof, saying, "Same here, y'all."

"Have you met my buddy Ben Mare? I heard he's doing business with Miss Sparkle here nowadays." Flash said to Twilight with a grin.

"Oh yes, I am working with him, a lot." Twilight said, chuckling as she uses the Dragon's claw to shakes hooves with Flash. "Nice to meet you, Flash."

"Say, you're chilled to the bone." Flash said, noting Twilight's 'claw'. "And it's turning purple!"

"Right, sorry, we were out too long." Fluttershy said nervously. "We're heading back home right now."

"Well, I suggest taking a nice warm fire. It will help."

"Right, sir." Twilight said with a quick nod, agreeing to the suggestion.

"Also, a little nip from the bottle wouldn't be bad too, right?" Flash ask Twilight with a sly grin. Pinkie uses the Dragon's claw to clap Twilight's other hoof.

"Yes, good idea, that's the ticket! Thanks. I will make sure to tell Ben you said hi or something."

"Thanks. Well, if you have everything in hoof, I will say good night."

"Thanks, Mr. Sentry." Applejack said, tipping her hat while Fluttershy nodded. Looks like Flash didn't suspect a thing at all!

"All right, at your service, ladies, always!" Flash exclaims as he salutes the mares in respect.

Twilight quickly stomps her hooves as Pinkie made the claw salute her with her friends saluting on their own. The doctor spoke, "Well, goodnight, Mr. Sentry."

"Good night."

And thus, Flash took his leave. The mares wait until he's gone before they turn and shoves the claw back into the coffin. As Pinkie got off, she got the carriage ready before everyone quickly heads right off. A close one!

 

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The group managed to get the bodies back to the castle without any further delays or confrontations. Inside the lab, they managed to strap the Dragon body done while Applejack got to work on sewing the victim back together.

"Oh, what an amazing sight." Twilight said, smirking as she looks at the feet of the Dragon that is now under a blanket. As she touches, the mad unicorn continues, "What a profound and reverent night this will be. With such a specimen for a body...now what we need now for an equally magnificent brain...for both the Dragon and for the victim. Applejack? How's the progress?"

"Done!" Applejack exclaims as she put the last stitch into the body. "Took a while but Ah done got 'dis Pegasus back together."

Fluttershy took a look, at least the body doesn't look horrifying to her anymore. She however points out, "Uh, Applejack? You got one of her cutie marks upside down."

"Oh, no prob." Applejack remarks with a shrug. She ripped the cutie mark that is upside down right off, turn it around then uses a stapler to staple the said mark back on the right way. "Okay, now it's done."

"Uh, okay, I guess."

"Well, the reanimation will make sure she stays together. Pinkie? Where are you?" Twilight calls out to Pinkie who is nowhere in sight apparently. "Pinkie?"

Pinkie Pie just then came into the room. With a goofy smile, the mare spoke, "Sorry, boss. I was in the bathroom. I had a bat stuck in the belfry if you know what I mean."

"Never mind, I don't wanna know. Now then, you and Fluttershy know what to do, correct?"

"Yep! I sure got a pretty good idea."

Twilight stops as she notices something odd about Pinkie: her hump is now on the left side, instead of her left. She bewildered ask, "Didn't you have that on the other side?"

"Have what on the other side?" Pinkie ask confused, not sure what Twilight is talking about.

"Your...on second thought, never mind."

As Twilight goes over to a table with a water bowl, the doctor goes to work on washing her hooves. Fluttershy ask, "Out of curiosity, can you nicely remind me as to what Pinkie and I are supposed to be doing?"

"Getting brains for the two bodies. One of them I will called Spike because of his spikey back...and the other whom I found out is called Rainbow Dash." Twilight reminds the two mares of their tasks. "Do you have any ideas as to what brains to get for them?"

"I think I got just the brain for Spike; 'R. Williams'." Pinkie said as she shows her own hoof with has the name 'R. Williams' on it.

"Oh yes. Robin Williams. And For Rainbow?"

"'T. Shift'."

Pinkie shows her other hoof with the 'T. Shift' name on it. Twilight smirks as she said, "Taylor Swift. Perfect."

Twilight knew those names would be perfect, the right brains so that the new bodies will not go out of control like Doofenshmirtz's once did. The doctor learned from her family's mistakes...now this time, she won't repeat them.

 

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The Brain Depositary itself is closed for the night as it continues thundering. No one is around and if any pon wanted to deposit brains, there is a slot nearby with a sign below it saying "After 5 PM, slip brains through slot in door".

Pinkie and Fluttershy arrives with the former opening the slot. After making sure that no pony is around, Pinkie reached inside to grab the doorknob to unlock it to allow the two mares into the place. Fluttershy doesn't feel right about breaking and entering into places, but Twilight insisted that this is the only way to get the brains needed without detection.

Once Pinkie open the door, she and Fluttershy came in and looks around, then the pink pony saw something and yelps, forcing the two friends to hide. They took a quick peek and sighs in relief.

"Just my hoof, thought it was somepony else." Pinkie giggles happily, realizing that it was her own hoof that freak her out.

As Pinkie removes her own hoof, the two came inside the place and closed the door. They split up as to get the brains needed before anyone would discover. Pinkie looks around and found a brain which is labeled.

Pinkie looks to the camera, smiling as she repeats what she wrote on her own hoof, "Here it is; 'Robin Williams-- Actor, Comedian, Humanitarian...and the one true Genie'."

Pinkie begins to pick up the brain carefully. Fluttershy meanwhile picks up another brain, saying, "Found the brain of Taylor Swift."

"Okie dokie lokie! Time to go before..."

Suddenly lightning flashes as Fluttershy turns around. She saw something and screams in terror, causing her to drop the brain in glass in the progress. Good news is that what Fluttershy saw was her own reflection in the mirror. The bad news, to Fluttershy's horror, is that she dropped Taylor Swift's brain, with it now a bunch of pieces onto the ground.

"Oh dear!" Fluttershy exclaims in worry. Not good, she destroyed the brain needed to revive Rainbow Dash! "Well...at least we got Robin Williams's brain for Spike."

"I'm sure Twilight won't know the difference between this brain and Brittany Murphy's brain." Pinkie said with a shrug. "Anyway, let's get another one for Dashie. I'm sure Twiley won't notice."

Fluttershy looks around and found a brain labeled "Rainbow Dash. Cupcakes Victim, Taken Too Soon". The yellow Pegasus pony takes it, smiling as she said, "Well, there's Rainbow's right here. We're bringing her back...so it make sense for her to have her own brain, right?"

"Okie dokie lokie! Let's go before..."

Suddenly lightning flashes, causing Pinkie to scream as she drops Robin Williams's brain onto the floor in horror. The two mares gasp as Pinkie quickly pick the brain right up.

"Oh crap nuggets! Ew, why'd I just say those two things together?" Pinkie ask in disgust as she checks the brain over. "Okay, okay, half of Robbie's brain is alive...but the rest is missing!"

"Well, uh...maybe you could...fused it without another brain?" Fluttershy suggests meekly to her friend.

"Good idea, Fluttershy! I will just get another brain, fused it with Robin Williams's brain and it will good as new! Luckily, I saw one near his before!"

Pinkie snatch another brain and quickly mushed it with Robin Williams's. Good as new! As the two mares leave, they failed to see the label that was underneath the brain: "Do not use this brain. Abnormal."

 

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As thunder roars, Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy and Ben looks at the two bodies strapped down on their tables, ready for reanimation. One of them is a huge light purple Dragon with moderate sap green scales, a greenish gray underbelly, light lime ears and chartreuse green eyes. He looks like a miniature version of Godzilla. His name is Spike.

The other strapped down body is stitched up, but it's easy to see who it is. A light blue female Pegasus pony with a rainbow mane and tail, pink eyes and a marking of a cloud and a rainbow shaped lightning bolt on her flank.. Her name is Rainbow Dash, the victim of Spike, the cupcakes killer.

"No offense, they're hideous." Ben said, glancing at the bodies in concern.

"Well, Spike looks cute for a miniature Dragon." Fluttershy said meekly. "If he was smaller, he would be more cuter."

"As fer Rainbow, Ah did mah best." Applejack remarks, shrugging as she did her best to sow Rainbow back together and stapled one of her cutie marks back on the right way.

"Oh, they're beautiful...and they're mine." Twilight said with a smile as she pats Spike on the head as did Rainbow. As the group prepare themselves, they look up to see Pinkie, in a rain coat and hat, flying some kites outside near the ceiling which is opened. As she tries to get them in line, Twilight calls out, "Hurry! We're fighting time and the elements. Pinkie, you ready?"

"Yeeeeah, you sure this is how they did it?" Pinkie shouts curiously as her boss took the gloves off.

"Yeah, it's all written down in the notes! Tie off the kites and hurry down quickly!"

"Why the hurry?"

"There's a possibility of electrocution. Understand that?" Twilight pauses as there was no answer. "I SAID, THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF ELECTROCUTION! UNDERSTAND THAT?"

Suddenly, Pinkie appears without warning behind her friends, scaring Fluttershy as she spoke, "I understand, yeah I do. Why are you shouting?"

"Eeek, don't do that!" Fluttershy exclaims in fright.

"Err, did you..." Twilight ask, looking up confused for a moment. How did Pinkie got down so fast? "You made sure to tie the kites, right?"

"Sure do!" Pinkie exclaims happily.

"All right, good."

Twilight pats Pinkie on...the hump which has switch places again. Applejack sighs, "Ah done never could figure out how she does 'dat an' why she doesn't know about it."

"Check the generator, Pinkie." Twilight orders Pinkie to the generator.

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclaims happily as she bounces over to the generator. The time of moment is neigh. Soon, Spike and Rainbow will be brought back to life.

"Pinkie, release the safety valve on the main wheel."

"Okie dokie lokie!"

As thunder roars, Pinkie goes over to the valve is at. Twilight in delight smiles as she ask, "Can you imagine the brains of Robin Williams and Taylor Swift in these bodies?"

"Right, sure do." Fluttershy said meekly and secretly nervous. The mare doesn't have the heart to tell Twilight of the accidents at the brain depositary earlier.

"Oh, Twilight..." Ben said slyly as she touches Twilight's hoof.

"Hee hee. Looks like yew two got a thing going." Applejack remarks to Twilight and Ben in amusement as she notes this.

Twilight, blushing, held Ben's hoof as she said, "All right, this is it, the moment. Everyone, are you ready?"

"Yeah." Ben said with a slow nod.

"Ben - err, I mean Mister Mare, elevate me."

"Look, Twi - I mean Doctor Sparkle - I'll admit the attraction is there, but we've only known each other a few days."

"Besides, you can't have those types of scenes on-screen in a PG-rated story." Pinkie points out to Twilight and Ben, making the two blush some more.

"I mean elevate the tables." Twilight said awkwardly, pointing out that she meant for Ben to raise the platform that the tables are on.

"Oh, right. Sorry about that." Ben said in embarrassment, now realizing what the doctor meant now.

"Yeah, me too." Pinkie giggles, embarrassed as well.

Ben, Applejack and Fluttershy goes over to Pinkie is at. As Twilight takes off her stethoscope, she looks at the bodies for a moment...and slowly raised her head. Time for...the speech.

"From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars..."I am equine...", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our own mortality. But tonight, we shall have hurled the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself!" Twilight announces. She motions to the group who then pushes some switches to lift the tables with Twilight still on the platform. "Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders! And penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!"

A few moments later, Twilight and the bodies are lifted outside to the castle. This is it, what everyone has been waiting for!

"All right, when I give the word, throw the first switch!" Twilight calls out to Pinkie anxiously.

"You got it!" Pinkie exclaims as she stood near the switches, ready to throw them at any given moment. Twilight put on the goggles in preparation.

"Get ready..." Twilight said with a nod as Pinkie stood near the generator with the first switch. "Get set..." The pink pony reaches for the lever. "Now GO!!!!"

Pinkie throws the switch. Electricity begins to sparkle all over, much to Twilight's notice. The unicorn smiles eagerly, so far, so good!

"Throw the second switch!" Twilight exclaims. Pinkie did so, much to her boss's delight. Twilight uses the stethoscope in hopes these bodies now got any heart beats. "And now...THROW THE THIRD SWITCH!"

"Eeep! Not the third switch!" Pinkie gasps in worry and alarm.

"THROW IT, THROW IT, I SAY!" Twilight yells out insanely. Pinkie grunts as she throws the third switch, causing sparks to spark all over the generator. The others below yelps, some parts of the machine is beginning to break. Twilight removes her goggles as she shouts to the bodies and the heavens, "LIFE! LIFE, YOU HEAR ME?! GIVE MY CREATIONS LIFE!!!"

Thunder roars as lightning hits the bodies, the bodies begin to glow for a moment. Twilight waits before hearing for something. But she sighs and looks down. Nothing, it seems.

"Turn everything off, bring me down." Twilight orders the group below with another sigh.

Pinkie turns the machine off before she and the others brought the platform down. Once it's at the ground lever, Twilight looks sadly at the smoking bodies, she was trying to give lives to these two, so why isn't it working? Ben came over as Twilight hits the Dragon's chest in hopes for a heartbeat before using her stethoscope again. Again, nothing.

As the others came over, Twilight tries the progress to Rainbow and tries to hear the heartbeat once more. The doctor sighs as she lies onto Spike's chest.

"Nothing..." Twilight said in sadness and defeat. She did everything correctly, so why isn't it working?

"Doctor...I'm sorry." Ben said in sadness and pity to Twilight. The stallion knew how much the mare wanted so much to bring life to what was once lost.

"No, no, best to be of good cheer. If I know anything from science...it's that it tells us to accept our failures, as well as success, with quiet dignity and grace."

Pinkie removes her rain hat that she's wearing, putting it near her heart for a moment of silence...but the others yelps as Twilight furiously grabs the Dragon by the neck, choking him like mad.

"YOU SON OF A DOG! JERK! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!" Twilight screams out in madness. "How could you do this to me?! What did you do?!"

The others yelps as they gallop over and stopped her, Applejack cries out, "Twilight, whoa! Stop, sugah cube!"

"Stop it, please, you're killing him!" Fluttershy cries out in worry that Twilight is killing something...that is already dead.

Twilight beats Rainbow's chest as the others gasps, trying to stop her as she yells out, "I don't wanna live! I don't wanna live! Mommy!!!"

"Yeah, quiet dignity and grace all right." Pinkie said to the camera, rolling her eyes as the ponies drags the whining Twilight out of the lab.

"Mommy..."

 

Author's note
Poor Twilight. Looks like her experiment is a failure...or is it? In the next chapter, the village found out about Twilight's presence and are concerned that she will be like her grandfather, causing inspector Skipper and his penguin operatives to investigate. Meanwhile, Twilight and her friends find out that Spike and Rainbow are now alive...but while one is stable, the other appears to be going crazy. Read, review and suggest.

 

The clip that Pinkie watch is a future My Little Heroines clip which is about the version of the season 5 finale.

 

Pinkie's comment upon getting back is a reference to the 2008 film, Igor, which is said by the title character.

Chapter 4: Spike and Rainbow

 

Soon word passed of Twilight's presence...and the villagers are worried that she will make a monster just like her grandfather has done. It's enough for the villagers to gather at the town meeting to discuss this.

"All right, calm down, ridiculous." The mayor of the town, Mayor Mare, spoke with a scoff of the ponies' concern. "This mare is different! Why, one must know that after talking to her for five minutes."

A hoof rose up as another council member, Braeburn, to sigh as he spoke, "Yes, Trixie?"

The mare known as Trixie Lulamoon came over and slams a hoof onto the desk, snapping, "Should Trixie even spell it out for you?! She is a Doofenshmirtz and they are all alike!"

"Yeah!" The crowd exclaims in agreement.

"Youi know it's in their blood, they cannot help it! They are all scientists, all of them are alike! They claim to be working for us, but what they really want to do is rule the world!"

The ponies shouts and rabbled in agreement. Braeburn pounds his mallet onto the table, snapping, "Enough, settle down already! This meeting will not become a free-for-all!"

"Right, these are serious charges you're making and all the more painful to us, the council, due to the nightmares we have five times before!" Mayor Mare snaps to Trixie seriously.

"But what if she's right?!" Golden Harvest cries out in worry, getting scared. "What if this "Twilight Sparkle" will make a monster that will go out of control like Doofenshmirtz's did?!"

"Yeah, from what daddy told me, ponies got nightmares for a week!" A filly named Diamond Tiara exclaims out, terrified.

"Yeah, that unicorn's monster will most likely choke us in our sleep!" Her friend Silver Spoon exclaims frantically.

"Ponies calm down. We haven't heard from the one who is most qualified to judge the situation fairly." Mayor Mare said, pointing out that there's one individual in the room who hasn't spoken yet. As the ponies mutter, knowing who the mayor is talking about, she continues, "Inspector Skipper! Will you speak, please?"

The group turns to four penguins nearby. The first one was taller, thinner looking penguin, as he had blue eyes, and seemed to be the smart guy, as his name was Kowalski.

The second penguin was one with a scar on his left cheek and a feather like Mohawk, and has blue-green eyes, and seem to like to be a daredevil for excitement, his name was Rico.

The third penguin is a round penguin with blue eyes. His name is Private.

The last one with a focus looked face expression, flat head, and he had sapphire-blue eyes was named Skipper, the penguin team leader. He appears to have a wooden fin for some reason.

"Boys, looks like they're calling for me; Private, my fin," Skipper exclaim sternly to Private.

"Right away, Skipper," Private said as he helps Skipper with his fin, putting a cigar in it. Then the private forces the wooden fin itself into the fireplace before lighting the cigar itself. Private then put the lit finger in the water to put the flame out before helping Skipper put the cigar in his own mouth. "You fin is hard to adjust at times."

"Tell me about it. One of our previous missions had put it out of whack." Skipper remarks as he puffs the cigar before removing it.

"Wait, didn't we did this role in "Young Catenstein"?

"Yes, but we are casted again apparently." Kowalski admits as Rico grunts a bit.

After Skipper puffed the cigar and removes it, he turns to everyone, speaking, "A riot is one ugly thing and once one gets started, there is little chance of stopping it, short of bloodshed."

"Eeeew!" The filly duo exclaims in disgust.

"So before we go around, killing folks or ponies, we got to make DARN SURE..."

The ponies cringes a bit while Golden Harvest mumbles, "Why penguins instead of ponies, I rather not know."

Skipper continues onward, "Of our evidence."

"Yes, yes." Kowalski said as he cleans up his monocle up a bit before putting it. "We got to confirm one simple fact that young Sparkle is indeed..."

Rico took the cigar and puts it in his mouth, mumbling, "Vallowing in hers grandthather'th hoofthepth."

"What?!" The ponies in the room asks, confused by what Rico is saying.

"What Rico is saying, following in her grandfather's hoofsteps, hoofsteps, see?" Skipper points out as he taps his feet onto the floor to prove his point to the villagers.

"Oooh, hoofsteps."

"So how are we going to do that, Skipper?" Private ask Skipper curiously.

"Simple. It's time for us to do what we did in the other fanmake: pay a little visit to the good doctor and have a nice, quiet chat with her, eh boys?" Skipper ask his friends in determination.

"Right. If she isn't following in Doofenshmirtz's hoofsteps, then we're safe." Kowalski said seriously on the matter. "If not...we may have to take measures..."

 

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The gang were having dinner at the castle...all but Twilight who sighs sadly. All that trouble to remake a monster, hoping to redeem her family name...all ruined!

Pinkie was watching "Charlie Brown and Snoopy: The Curse of the Were-Weasel."

It was a dark night and a full moon in the town of Toonigan, Cartoonshire which is in Toongland. All appears quiet...minus the cop, Officer Jenny who is whistling to herself. The woman then hear a noise coming a nearby ally followed by a cat's angry meow. She sighs, just another animal commotion.

Officerr Jenny heads on off, failing to notice a shadow of something moving across the wall of a building. She came across a produce store with a flyer, advertising the annual vegetable competition coming up in five days, hung up in the window. This event was very important to the folks of Toonigan and they don't want any of their prize veggies to get eaten or harmed in any way. She shook her head as she sighed, "Oh brother, everyone around here is just nuts about their veggies."

She chuckled a bit, before she saw something about to appear in the reflection of the window as she gulped in worry. The shadow of the thing started rising, so she quickly reached for her night stick and turned around, ready to take down whoever it was.

"Show yourself!" She demanded as she looked around. Then she looked on the street light and saw...a little moth crawling around in it, before flying away from it. She sighed in relief and chuckled a bit, before putting her night stick away and she said to herself, "Hoo boy. Jenny, you need a vacation real bad. Too many late shifts is the problem. Too many late shifts."

Unknown to her, some mysterious animal was moving through the bushes. Once the female cop has went past the produce store and a meat store, the creature made its move, leaving the bushes.

Pinkie sighs, "Too bad this scene wasn't included in the final cut."

"Reputation, reputation..." Twilight sighs as she shakes her head in sadness.

"Twilight, come on, you cannot do this to yourself." Ben said to Twilight, trying his best to comfort her.

"Eeyup! Don't do 'dis 'ta yerself." Applejack said in agreement. "Shoot, yew done haven't even touched yer food yet!"

Twilight frowns then touches the food with her hooves literally, scowling as she smashed it, "There, touched it, happy, happy?"

"You know, I would never forget my dear old dad." Pinkie sighs, recalling her own father. "Why, when stuff like this would happen to him, I wouldn't forget what he'd say to me."

"So what did he say?" Fluttershy ask Pinkie curiously.

"'What the hay are you doing in the outhouse all day and night?! Get out of there and give somepony else a chance!!!'"

As Pinkie continues eating, Twilight pauses to think about what her friend. She then gave a sad sigh while saying, "Well, when I think of it...perhaps it's for the best that I failed. Oh, poor lifeless Spike and Rainbow, and after all that stuff we went through...perhaps it's for the best they remain dead."

Twilight groans in defeat. However, unknown to the group, in the lab which is quiet and abandoned right now, the bodies continues lying there, not moving...until one of them begins to twitch as he groans madly.

In the dining room, Twilight finally got to eating. Ben glances at his meal, asking Twilight, "So what is it we're eating again?"

"Schwartzwald Kirchetort." Twilight explains to Ben with a nod. Suddenly a groan is heard, causing her to turn to Pinkie. "Oh, you like it, huh? Well, I am not partial to desserts myself, but this is great too..."

Pinkie however looks back for a moment, confused, before turning back, asking, "Uh, who are you talking to?"

"To you. Didn't you just made a yummy sound? I figured you liked the dessert."

"I didn't make any yummy sound!"

"But you did, I just heard it." Twilight said puzzled to Pinkie. Is her friend being random than usual?

"It wasn't me." Pinkie said in concern to Twilight. "I would've said "Yummy yummy, I got something in me tummy"!"

"Well, it wasn't me either." Ben said in concern, explaining that it wasn't him who made a yummy sound.

"Wasn't me or Fluttershy either." Applejack said as she and Fluttershy looks concerned. Neither of them made the yummy sound either!

"Well, hang on, if it wasn't Ben or any of you girls..." Twilight said, pausing a bit as she looks concerned. If Ben or any of the girls didn't make the yummy sound, then who did?

Suddenly the groaning is heard, followed by a mare voice, "Hey! Somepony get me out of here! Hello!" The gang got up and left the table in a big hurry! Could it be?

Twilight's group returns to the lab. The doctor turns the lights on before everyone rushes downstairs. To their amazement, Spike is groaning again once more as he looks at everyone as if wondering where he himself is now.

"Mmmmm. Oh yes, it's alive. It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!!" Twilight shouts out madly while smiling. The experiment was a success! Spike is alive. "Wow, now I know what it feels like when grandpa said that when his monster was made."

"Hey, uh, some help here?" Rainbow still strapped down spoke up on the other table, concerned much to the amazement of the others.

"And Rainbow! She's alive too!" Fluttershy squeaks out in amazement.

"Everyone, stand back." Twilight said with a smile. She slowly came over to Spike and Rainbow, smiling. "Hey there, my friends. I'm going to set you both free. Would you like that?"

"Sure...if it means getting off of this table." Rainbow said with a nod while Spike gave a confusing look to Twilight.

"Is the sedative ready?"

"Sure is, Twilight." Ben said with a nod as the sedative is prepared. Should anything goes wrong, Twilight will use the sedative to put any of the monsters out.

Twilight uses her magic to removes the clasps from the two revived experiments. Once she's done, the doctor spoke up, "I want you two...to get up." Spike and Rainbow nods as they sit up on the table. "Now stand on your feet."

Spike looks at his feet, then whines a bit. Rainbow, upon seeing him, yelps a bit, "Wait, is that...are you crazy?! That freak tried to kill me!!!"

"Relax, Rainbow, relax." Applejack said to Rainbow calmly. "We done brought him back fer a second chance as is yer. Now git up an' we can git through 'dis wit' no problem."

"Fine, but if he tries to make me into cupcakes again, I'm making a break for it!"

Rainbow stood up with no problem though Spike kept whining. Twilight insists gently, "Come on, you can do it. I believe in you." The Dragon hops off the table, yelping as he is trying to stand up. "There, there, that's mommy's little...well, big Dragon."

Spike almost lost balance but Twilight help him up. Soon the Dragon stood up straight.

"All now, now speak, Spike, speak." Twilight said to Spike with a smile.

Spike groans as he feels his neck, remarking, "Oy! Ten thousand years...will give you such a crick in the neck. Huh? Hey wait a minute...that didn't sound right." The Dragon hits his own neck, much to the surprise of the others. "WOW! Does it feel good to be alive again?" Spike grabs a mic from a nearby table and speaks into it. "I'm telling you, it's nice to be back, fillies and gentle-colts." He held it to Twilight while adding, "Hi, where you from? What's your name?"

"I'm...uh...your creator...Twilight Sparkle."

"Twilight Sparkle, huh? Hello, Twilight. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Twi, or maybe just Light?"

Twilight looks concerned as she turns to her friends, saying, "I must have given him too much of an electric charge."

"Do you smoke? Mind if I do." Spike jokes as he breathes out smoke a bit. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Pinkie surprised by Spike's wackiness exclaims, "Hotsi gezen in dayne leyben?"

"Was that Yiddish?" Ben ask Pinkie puzzled.

"Yep...and in plain English...he's weirder than me. Woof!"

"And he's supposed to be harmless?" Rainbow ask Applejack in bewilderment. "Just kill him again already so I won't put up with him once more!"

"Relax, Rainbow, relax. All you, Rainbow, Spike, trot slowly." Twilight advises the two. Spike shrugs as he, and the reluctant Rainbow, trots slowly.

"Err, Twilight? I'm starting to get scared." Fluttershy said in worry. She doesn't know why but there's something scary here that’s about to happen.

"Relax, Fluttershy. All right, good Dragon and Rainbow." Twilight said as she tries walking the Dragon then lets Spike go as he walks towards her. "Good...."

"I am not a dog, filly!" Rainbow exclaims in annoyance to Twilight.

"I am, bark bark!" Spike jokes, barking like a dog somewhat. "Anyone wanna have fun?"

During this time, Pinkie got a lighter out and turns it on as she wants to activate some fireworks to celebrate the success. Spike however notices and screams in horror.

"WHOA, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE," Spike screams in terror, jumping up and down like mad.

"What's wrong? What's the matter?" Twilight ask Spike in alarm and worry. Something had the Dragon startled.

"FIRE BAD, FIRE BAD!!!"

"GAH! He's going insane again!" Rainbow screams out in horror, seeing this look before when she was alive. Twilight looks worried and confused, Spike is acting crazy and Rainbow acted like she remembered what he did to her when she was alive!

"Quick, somepony give Spike the..." But before Twilight could finish, Spike grabs her and Rainbow, choking both like mad. "Somepon give him the..."

Twilight yelps as Spike's choking is making it hard for her to breathe or speak. Pinkie ask in concern, "The what? Give him the what?"

Rainbow tries to speak but Spike's hold is choking her. Twilight frantically did some hoof signs in hope to signal to the others as to what she wants.

"Okay, 3 syllables. Uh, first one..." Applejack said as the gang begins the game as Twilight motions something. "Sounds like..."

As Twilight points to her own head, Ben spoke up, "Head! Sounds like head. Bed, uh, Sed...."

"Sed!" Everyone shouted, making Twilight nodded as the group got it right.

"Sed. Second syllable!" Fluttershy said as Twilight makes another motion but is losing breathe and focus fast. "Little world..."

"'Dis, 'dat', 'de..." Applejack said, guessing as to what the second syllable could be.

"A!" Ben exclaims, making Twilight nods quickly. "Oh!"

"Sed-a..." Pinkie said, trying to guess what the last syllable as Twilight makes the last motion as fast as she could. By this time, Rainbow has already fell unconscious, the unicorn is next!

"Sed-a..."

"Dirty word! She said a dirty word!'

"Sounds like..." The group said, trying to guess the last syllable quickly.

"Give, give!" Fluttershy exclaims with a nod, getting close to the answer.

"Seda-a-give! Give him a sed-a-give!" Pinkie exclaims anxiously, causing everyone but the unconscious Rainbow to look at her in disbelief. 'Sed-a-give'? Seriously?

"Oh, wait, tive! Sedative!" Ben exclaims as he picks up the sedative, showing it to everyone. Twilight didn't waste time to motion to Spike's nose.

"On 'de nosey, sugah cube!" Applejack exclaims with a nod.

Ben quickly rushes to behind Spike then uses the sedative. Spike could yelp 3 times before he fell onto the table with Rainbow, both are unconscious. Twilight pants a bit as she was released, that was a close one.

"'Seda-a-give'?!" Twilight yells at Pinkie, disbelief by the pink pony's guess.

Twilight groans as she sits on a chair, sighing as she recovers from the near death experience. A concerned Ben ask, "Twilight? Are you all right?"

"Yes...yes I am. Uh, will you excuse me for a moment, Ben? You too, Applejack."

"Yes, of course." Ben nodded as he and Applejack left, leaving Twilight with Pinkie and the worried Fluttershy.

"Uh, Pinkie, Fluttershy? May I speak with you two for a moment?" Twilight ask the two mares, the same ones she tasked to get Spike and Rainbow's brains earlier.

"Sure can." Pinkie said as Fluttershy gave a nervous nod. The doctor wanted to speak to the two alone. Doesn't sound good!

"Sit down."

"Okay." Fluttershy said meekly as she and Pinkie sat down onto the floor.

"No, no, up here, up here." Twilight said, explaining clearing that she wants the two mares to sit up near the table where the purple unicorn's at.

"Okie dokie lokie." Pinkie said as she and Fluttershy got up and sat on the nearby stools. Hoo boy.

"Now...girls...those brains I asked you to get for me...were they Robin Willaims and Taylor Swift's by any chance."

"Yes..."

"And no..." Fluttershy said meekly, looking away while wanting to hide, pretending that she doesn't even exist at all.

"And what do you mean by that?" Twilight ask Pinkie and Fluttershy with a frown as Ben and Applejack were watching on.

"Well, it's kinda funny." Pinkie said, giving a nervous smile to Twilight. "There was a little accident at the brain place...well, two. Fluttershy got scared of thunder and lightning and dropped Taylor Swift's brain, smashing it by accident..."

"But we found Rainbow Dash's real one and put that in." Fluttershy admits meekly to Twilight.

"Oh, that explains why she remembers." Twilight said with a sigh, she wondered about Rainbow's nasty reaction to Spike after she and the Dragon woke up. "And Spike?"

"Well, on the second accident...Pinkie dropped Robin Williams's place...half of it survived."

"But I used another brain to fill in the gaps." Pinkie said, giving a nervous smile to Twilight. "In other words, I fused it with Robbie's!"

"I see....so tell me, mind telling me whose brain that you fused with Robin Williams's that I put into Spike's head?" Twilight ask Pinkie and Fluttershy in concern, suspecting that whatever brain was fused with Robin Williams's must be the reason the Dragon went nuts all of the sudden.

"Do you Pinkie Promise you won't be angry with Fluttershy? After all, she DID get the right brain, even though that's for Dashie."

"Fair enough." Twilight does the "Pinkie Promise" Motions and chant and even remember to close her eye before putting her hoof in it. "Now, will you tell me whose brain YOU got?"

"Abby somepony." Pinkie explains with a shrug.

"Abby somepony?"

"Abby normal. Yes, I believe that is the correct name."

Twilight chuckles a bit as she stood up, sounds like to her, Pinkie has fused together...an abnormal brain with that of Robin Williams.

"So are you telling me I put an abnormal brain into an eight-foot-tall, six-foot-wide fire breathing..." Twilight then starts telekinetically choking Pinkie. "GILA MONSTER?! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME?!"

Pinkie, choking out, yelps, "At least she keeps her Pinkie Promise about not being angry with Fluttershy."

"Someone, give her the..." Fluttershy begins to yelp as the others rushes over quickly.

"What, give her the what?" Ben yelps as Twilight is still choking Pinkie like mad. The doctor got Robin Wlliams's brain all right...except it is fused with an abnormal brain! The pink pony did the hoof motions like Twilight did earlier. "Three syllables, okay..."

Suddenly a pounding noise is heard, causing Twilight to stop choking Pinkie as she ask in concern, "Now who could that be at this hour?"

"Not 'de welcome wagon, Ah bet." Applejack said worried. The cowpony has no idea how correct she is!

 

Author's note
Great. Twilight found out about the abnormal brain fused with Robin Williams's now in Spike's head...and she got a visitor. In the next chapter, as Twilight manages to get rid of Skipper and his penguin boys, she and her friends found out who played the violin to lure the unicorn to the secret lab that nice...and Spike escapes, bringing Rainbow with him as the two goes on some various adventures. Read, review and suggest.

 

The bit after Spike woke up is a reference to “Aladdin” with the last part a references to “Blazing Saddles”.

Chapter 5: Monsters on the Loose

 

The Penguins of Madagascar has arrived with Skipper using his fin to knock onto the door hard. Private spoke up, "You think anyone is in there?"

"Must be." Kowalski said with a nod. "All the lights are on...and Dr. Sparkle is nowhere to be seen anywhere in the area."

Back in the lab, the gang looks concerned. They got visitors and must cover up the monsters. Last thing they want is a mob riot that could result in a lot of bloodshed!

"Ben, Applejack, Fluttershy, go upstairs and see who that is!" Twilight exclaims to the mentioned three who nods and gallops off to see who is visiting. As they're gone, Twilight turns to Pinkie, frowning. "Pinkie! Put that...Dragon back onto the operating table and strap him down tightly!"

"And what about Dashie?" Pinkie calls out to Twilight who begins to head off.

"Put her onto another table and do the same thing. The last thing we want is for her to run to escape from Spike and for the villagers to almost harm her!

"And where are you heading?"

"To wash up of course! I've got to look normal, all of must behave normally!" Twilight insists, although a part of her necklace came off before she left.

 

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A while later, Twilight meets her guests Skipper and his fellow operatives who arrives for a reason: to talk about the villagers' concerns about the possibility of Twilight making a new monster. They are playing a game of darts while doing so.

Behind the group, Pinkie is playing a computer game called "Heroes Fandango" which shows the alien, Stitch, interviewing the recent dead man PC Principal.

"Everybody here is just as dead as you. That's why it's called the Land of the Dead, duh!" Stitch remarks to the PC Principal dryly.

"But, I thought I saw you alive not that long ago - along with some fat kid in a detective outfit." The PC Principal exclaims, confused as he recalled someone like Stitch to still be alive.

"That was most likely my replacement. Like how I shared a couple of laughs with Hoagie's counterpart from the DNK-verse shortly after we both arrived."

"So where IS this guy you mentioned now?"

"Unfortunately, he did JUST enough good before he died to earn a motorized scooter that allowed him to make the journey in one year instead of four." Stitch said to the PC Principal with a shrug.

"What did you say?" The PC Principal asked, stunned by what he's hearing.

"We work on a karma system down here," Stitch explains with a disgusted look. "Those who did very little good in life get just a walking stick with a compass. Those who actually did do some real good before they died get a somewhat better deal. The absolutely best individuals get a golden train ticket that allows them to complete the journey in four minutes."

"Monsters, give me a break!" Twilight scoffs as she threw a dart into the target, hitting the bullseye. The mare threw another dart though she missed the bullseye that time.

Twilight managed to make two more shots then missed again. Private complimented, "Excellent shot, miss."

"Yeah!" Rico laughs as Twilight took a small glass before drinking from it.

"This is the 21st century, penguins. Monsters are passe, like ghosts, goblins, and the monsters from Monsters, Inc." Twilight remarks with a chuckle. She pauses to think then adds, "Well, okay, there are still the Monsters Inc. monsters but they make kids laugh instead of scaring them now."

"Well, not to the good folks of this village, Dr. Sparkle." Skipper said as Kowalski came over and take the darts out of the board. "To them, they are real."

As Kowalski gave the darts back, he accidentally stabbed Skipper in the wooden fin unknown with the darts themselves. The penguin comments, "Especially since there is a Doofenshmirtz in this house right now."

Skipper comment, "And, no offense, Doctor Sparkle, but I will trust you aren't a dirty enough dart player to resort to using your telekinesis."

"I insist that I am not cheating during the game." Twilight assures Skipper as she is pouring another drink into her glass.

The penguins notices that Twilight isn't looking. With a nod, Skipper signals Rico to take the darts out of his wooden fin and rushes over to the dart board, throwing them right into the bullseye itself.

"That's cheating." Private said, concerned that this tactic that is being used is cheating.

"Watch." Skipper said with a chuckle. "Kowalski?"

Kowalski took out a sound effects machine and press a button to make "thunking" sounds to make it sound like Skipper was throwing the darts. She turned around and look amazed at what appears to be a grouping on the dart board.

"Wow, nice...grouping." Twilight said amazed a bit.

"Yes, Skipper is a good dart player." Kowalski said proudly while Skipper did a pose.

"So, what up wit' de wooden fin? War wound?" Applejack ask Skipper, nodding to the wooden fin.

"Applejack!" Twilight exclaims, annoyed by her friend's rudeness. Yet, she paused and got curious herself. "So...Skipper...that wing of yours...is that a war wound?"

Skipper just scoffs at that, "Ha...I wish it was, but the truth is that my wing was ripped out of its socket by the fiendish monster that your idiot grandfather created."

"But that's not the only thing that the monster did that affects us the most, you see...the monster attacked Rico, too." Kowalski said with a serious voice as he motions to Rico who looks down in sadness.

"What? What do you mean, Kowalski?" Twilight ask Kowalski, concerned that her grandfather has indeed made a monster who would do something like that.

"Well...the monster...scratched his face, tore upon his throat, and then...ripped out his vocal cords..." Private said, pointing off what the monster once did to poor Rico.

"Ugh...how unpleasant."

"Yep...it left poor Rico brutally scarred and mostly mute...we were able to get him some artificial vocal chords, but beyond that Rico cannot talk normally at all because of what happened...right, Rico?" Skipper ask Rico who nods his head.

"Well, back to the subject. I wouldn't think intelligent penguins like you four would fall for this superstitious rot." Twilight said as she goes over to the dartboard and took the darts out.

As Twilight goes back to take her turn, Skipper spoke up, "Well, it isn't superstition that worries me besides the monster previous attack. Its gene and...CHROMOSOMES!" The penguin shouted so loudly, he caused Twilight to miss and nearly hit the glass with wine on it.

"Oh, that's rubbish!"

"Well, you might say that, but this is..." Skipper said as Twilight is aiming, about to throw another dart once more. "...EQUESTRIA!"

Twilight misses once more, cracking and breaking a window with her dart. She frowns while preparing to aim and throw again, saying, "Come on, I still say that is ridiculous. Sure, a monster once harmed you and Rico, but there are no monsters now!"

"Yes, but after all, you are a...DOOFENSHMIRTZ!" Private cries out loudly, causing her to miss and break another window. The mare sighs as she prepares another dart.

"Well, you seem unusually upset by this discussion." Kowalski said with Rico nodding, the two penguins notes Twilight's emotional look.

"Not at all." Twilight assures as she tosses the dart, but hit a cart which is screeching. "I just find it extremely amusing, that's all." The doctor threw the last dart, though some crashing noises are heard, meaning she mean again. "All right, this was fun. And now, if you four don't mind, I'm a little bit tired."

"Well, shall we give the villagers your complete assurance that you got no interest whatsoever in continuing what your grandpa had worked on?" Skipper ask. The penguins want to make sure that Twilight isn't continuing what Doofenshmirtz has done and will not be continuing the monster game in the future.

Just then, Spike and Rainbow are heard moaning from the laugh. They turn back to Twilight as Private ask, "I take that as a yes?"

"Mmm, sure." Twilight said with a nod, covering up the loud moaning that her creations has done. She hopes that Skipper and his pals don't get suspicious and demand to investigate.

"All right, very well." Skipper said as Rico forces his fin down.

"Okay, I take it you all can find the way out by yourselves, right?"

"Yes, until we meet again, uh, Baroness."

Skipper forced the arm to salute as his pals gave a salute to Twilight. The mare chuckles, "Well, make sure to drop by anytime. Our door is always open."

Skipper nods then tries to make his fin go down...but to his annoyance, it wouldn't budge. The penguin groans as he and his pals headed out the door. Skipper makes a point to ask Kowalski to fix this when they get home. Twilight sighs in relief and then looks outside. Hopefully that is a close one!

Outside, a stallion made Caramel salutes as the penguins enter the car, with Skipper's fin still in place. As they enter, Caramel remarks, "Got your fin up?"

"Just drive!" Skipper snaps impatiently to Caramel.

Caramel got into the car and begins to drive off with the passengers, although not any of them notices a flat tire that the car now has due to the bad dart playing by Twilight earlier.

 

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Spike and Rainbow has woke up by this time, still strapped onto the tables and unable to move. Unknown to them, a familiar mare came into, gasping in surprise and amazement.

"Gah!" Rainbow exclaims, shocked upon seeing Latrine. "At this point, I rather take Spike than that ugly unicorn right now! Yuck!"

Latrine of course didn't seem to hear her. She goes over to the chain, holding it while sighing, "Heinz...oh Heinz! We have done it!" All this time of waiting and anticipating has succeeded! She goes over to Spike with a successful smirk. "Hello, my little Dragon. I'm going to set you free. Would you like that, eine schatze kophf?"

"Whoa. I am not sure if you wanted to free me...or hit on me." Spike said confused, not sure what Latrine said to him or what she is even implying.

"I hope it's the freedom part." Rainbow mumbles as Latrine got to work on undoing the straps onto the two prisoners. "Mind letting me go first so I can get far away from that creep?!"

"Hey, come on! It's not my fault fire drives me nuts! I'm a Dragon and yet I'm scared of a little flame!"

"Thank goodness that's over." Twilight said as she and her friends are coming back. Latrine turns and saw them coming in, they gasped in shock as they saw what she's doing. "Latrine!"

The horse servants whine once more. Fluttershy confused mumbles, "Why do they keep doing that?!"

"Hey!" Applejack exclaims as she and the others rushes downstairs. "What 'de Sam Hill are yew doing?! Git away fro' Spike an' Rainbow!"

"Stop!" Latrine exclaims, making the group stop before they get closer. "Don't come any closer!"

"What are you doing?" Twilight demands in shock to Latrine. Is she going crazy?! Doesn't the mare know the brain Spike now has?

"And uh if you don't mind me by asking, why are freeing the cute Dragon?" Fluttershy ask Latrine meekly.

"What else, I'm going to set both him and the mare free!" Latrine exclaims with glee while rubbing her hooves.

"No, no, you can't!" Ben exclaims in horror, Latrine obviously doesn't know what's going on.

"Yes, I will!"

"Are you crazy, you intense pony?!" Twilight yells out frantically as she and the others run over to her once more. "I mean, yeah, it's okay to free Rainbow but freeing Spike is too dangerous! He'll kill you!"

"No, he won't, he won't." Latrine insists as she motions to the nearly freed Dragon. "He's gentle as a lamb!"

However Latrine's shouting causes Spike to scream as he broke free from his last shackle. As most of everyone got back, the Dragon got up and moves, causing Rainbow to get free of her own shackles as a result.

"You were saying?!" Rainbow snaps to Latrine as she stood back with the others.

"For the love of Celestia, stand back! He has a rotten brain!" Twilight exclaims in horror at Spike walking towards the ponies. "Granted, he has Robin Williams's brain too but it's been corrupted by an abnormal one!"

Spike, hearing that, stops and snaps, "Hey, who are you calling rotten?!"

"No, no, it's a good brain!" Latrine insists madly to the others.

"It's rotten, rotten I tell you!" Twilight insists frantically, but this causes Spike to roar in anger and tries to attack her but she dodges, causing the Dragon to hit the table insist.

"Ixnay on the ottenray." Pinkie said to Twilight in worry.

"Hey, who are you calling an ottenray?!" Spike snaps to Pinkie, offended by what she just said.

"Whoa, whoa!" Rainbow exclaims as Spike stood up, fixing himself. "He's coming after me again!!!"

"Oh, I am not scared, I know what he likes!" Latrine exclaims in determination, knowing what to do.

Latrine grabs a violin as Spike growls, preparing to attack her. Suddenly the unicorn uses her magic to play the violin. Suddenly the Dragon stops, grinning a little as he calms down.

"Music...good...oh, fireflies." Spike said gently as he grabs at some fireflies. "Want to get them?"

"Wow...that music...calm..." Rainbow said smiling a bit while calming down herself. "For the first time, I feel...relax..."

"That music..." Twilight exclaims in realization. She heard that tune back in America...and which lured her and her friends down into the secret lab that night!

"Oh yes, it's in your blood, the blood of all Doofenshmirtzes!" Latrine exclaims with glee as the two monsters walk/trot slowly and playfully towards her. "When words are useless, it reaches the soul. Your grandfather used to play it to the creature he was making to calm him down."

"Of course, it was you all the time!"

"Yes!"

"You played that music in the middle of the night..." Twilight said, realizing that it was Latrine who played that music that night.

"Yes!" Latrine exclaims with glee as she plays the violin slightly.

"...to get us down here to the laboratory."

"Yes."

"And that was your cigar smoldering in the ashtray." Twilight said, realizing whose cigar that was in the ashtray as well.

"Yes." Latrine said with a wicked smile, Twilight is close to figuring out the whole mystery.

"Then it was you...who left my grandfather's book for me to find, knowing my curiosity would lead to this!"

"Yes..."

"So that I would..." Twilight said, slowly getting close to solving the mystery.

"Yes." Latrine said with another smile, causing Twilight to realize the horrifying yet sickening truth.

"So in other words, you and Heinz were..."

"Yes, yes, say it! He was my BOYFRIEND!!!"

"EEEEEEW!!!!" The mares in Twilight's group exclaims in disgust.

"You're kidding? You're kidding, right?" Rainbow ask Latrine in disbelief, snapping out of it upon hearing that part.

"Whoa! Dude, that's creepy." Spike mumbles, still in the trance but still overhearing what Latrine just said.

"Okay, I know Heinz was desperate for companionship after his wife's death...but this is lower standards here." Ben remarks to the others, bewildered by how far Doofenshmirtz would go for love.

Suddenly Spike got close to some machine which hits him with electricity. The Dragon screams out in horror, "FIRE, FIRE; AHHHH!!!"

Spike screams as he grabs Rainbow and runs out, with her yelling, "Whoa, whoa, let go, hey, let go of me!!!"

As the others rushes to chase after Spike and Rainbow, Latrine laughs madly, "Oh, you will never catch them now! They're free, I tell you, free!"

Spike rushes through the castle with the captive Rainbow as he busted down a door. It was raining out, during this time, causing the Dragon to yelp in fear due to the thunder flashing.

"Hurt Dragon, hurt Dragon!" Spike roars out as he runs out, holding Rainbow with him.

By the time Twilight and the others reach the door, Spike and Rainbow are gone, disappeared into the night. This horrified the doctor. She has unwittingly unleashed a Dragon with a bad brain out into the world, holding a captive who got a good one but has bad memories of her captor!

"Gone, they're gone! Everyone, we must find them! We must find them before Spike kills someone!" Twilight exclaims in horror before looking down in sadness. "Oh, what have I done?! Celestia in Heaven, what have I done?"

Everyone looks worried as well, it will take a miracle to recover Spike and Rainbow now.

 

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In a morning in Equestria, a blind filly named Snow Pillow was picking flowers, sending them into a well as she was singing.

 

Snow Pillow: Oh, I love
My pretty little flower
Oh, I love
My pretty little flower

 

By this time, Spike and Rainbow, the pony is no longer terrified as she got bored of doing so and is now tagging along, arrives on the scene.

 

Oh, I love my flower

 

"Hey, who do we got here?" Spike ask, causing Snow Pillow to turn...in another difference. "Uh, we're over here, kid."

"Sorry, I'm blind." Snow Pillow giggles as she turns to the direction of Spike. "But I can sense new friends."

"Friends?" Rainbow ask Snow Pillow puzzled.

Now nearby Snow Pillow is her home. Her father, an Alicorn named King Coldmight is putting wood onto the windows. Word has it that Twilight's monsters are on the loose so he must do his best to keep his home and family safe.

"Can't believe those monsters are loose. Even us Alicorns got to seal those boards tight." Coldmight mumbled as he sighs, finishing his work. "There, done." As the stallion wipe the sweat off his head, he turns to his wife Queen Frostine who is ironing some clothes. "Luckily you made sure that Snow Pillow was put to bed, with all this monster business, one cannot take any chances."

"What, but I told you I was turning the rostbraten all morning." Frostine reminds her husband in concern. "Remember? I asked you to put Snow Pillow to..."

The two parents gasps in realization and horror. If none of them put Snow Pillow to bed...then where the hay is she?

Back at the bed, Spike plucked the last flower pedal that he's holding before sending it into the bed. The Dragon chuckles, "Wow, this is fun, actually. Ha ha ha!"

"At least this is the first time Spike didn't panic." Rainbow remarks with a chuckle upon seeing this.

"Now throw a kiss and say bye-bye." Snow Pillow suggests with a grin to Spike.

Spike nodded, blow a kiss to the well while saying, "Buh-bye, buh-bye now!" The Dragon stops the stem into the well.

"Oh dear, nothing is left. So what shall we throw in now?"

"Don't know...rocks maybe? Ponies?"

"Forget the pony part!" Rainbow exclaims, frowning to Spike on that part. "We ain't committing murder like you did to me, pal!"

"I did?" Spike ask confused, apparently forgetting his past life.

The parents continues looking worried in their home, they have no idea where Snow Pillow is. She could be in danger right now from those monsters!

"Perhaps she was in the bedroom." Coldmight said, trying to figure out if his daughter is upstairs.

"But I haven't look upstairs, I thought you did!" Frostine exclaims to her husband in worry.

"You mean you didn't look upstairs?!"

The parents quickly rush upstairs. If Snow Pillow isn't up there, then they got a big reason to panic!

Back outside, Snow Pillow was on one end of the seesaw, smiling to her friends as she said, "Sit down; sit down, whoever you two are."

"Rainbow Dash." Rainbow remarks as she sits down on one end of the seesaw, barely causing it to lower. "Hey, Spike! Sit down with us."

"Uh, it won't hurt, right?" Spike ask nervously to the two ponies.

"It’s okay, come on, sit down." Snow Pillow said happily to Spike. She may not see him but the filly likes him.

"Okay then."

Spike sat down behind Rainbow...but he did so too hard, causing the other end to go flying up and sending Snow Pillow, making her scream in surprise.

"Too hard, Spike." Rainbow said awkwardly to the embarrassed Spike who saw Snow Pillow being send flying.

Snow Pillow fortunately was send into a window of her home that goes into her own bedroom. The filly hits the mattress and pillow, knocking her unconscious. When her parents came into the room, they saw her sleeping apparently, making them sigh in relief.

"Awww!" The parents said happily as they kissed each other. Perhaps they have no reason to worry after all!

 

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In another part of the forest, there is a collage where peaceful music was playing as something was cooking in the fire. A figure, by the name of Billy, was looking into the sky. He has been lonely with no one to be his friend...other than what he knows anyway.

"Come on, all I asked is a visitor, a temporarily companion to help pass a few hours in my short, lonely and dumb life." Billy said as he prays to whoever is listening.

Just then Spike barged in, growling as he exclaims, "Heeeeeere's Spikey!"

"Hey, thanks, God! Ha ha ha! Thanks a lot!"

"Hey, Spike! What did I say about barging into ponies' home?" Rainbow ask as she came into the house. The mare turns to Billy who got up and turned off the music. "Who are you? Were you playing that music that lured us here?'

Billy goes over to the two who looks oddly at him. Spike was about to speak when the boy interrupts him, "Hey, hey, don't speak, don't speak. Yeah, my joy and prizes from heaven!" Billy touched Spike's head a bit. "Wow, you must be the tallest in your class. Yeah! My name is Billy and I live here all alone. What's your name?"

"Spike." Spike said to Billy with a shrug.

"Huh? Didn't get that."

"I said my name is Spike! Is that loud enough for you?"

"Sorry, nope." Billy remarks with a shrug, apparently not understanding for some reason.

"His name is Spike and my name is Rainbow Dash." Rainbow said to Billy with an annoyed sigh.

"Oh sorry, I didn't know you two were handicapped!"

"What?"

"Wow, heaven must got weird plans. Me, a silly dumb boy, and you two, babies talking like grown ups." Billy remarks as he pats Spike. "With one of you a huge incredibly big baby."

"Hey, I am not a baby, I am a grown Dragon!" Spike exclaims to Billy in annoyance.

"Yeah, we can talk normally!" Rainbow exclaims in agreement with her murderer. "Are you even listening?!"

"Wow, your hoof is frozen!" Billy exclaims, holding Spike's claw in amazement. "Want some soup? Would that warm you up?"

"Yeah, sure." Spike remarks with a smile. Soup sounds good right now.

"Cool! Come on in!" Billy exclaims as he motions his visitors who came into the house. After Billy closes the door, the trio came over to the food that was cooked. "I know what it means to be cold, hungry and how much it means to have a little kindness from strangers."

As the two sit down at the table, Billy brings the huge pot over as he ask, "Ready for soup?"

"Oh yeah, lay it on us, kid." Rainbow said with a smile as Spike mumbles a bit.

"Now hold your bowl." Billy said as he took a dipping spoon. The dumb boy dips it into the bowl as the visitors hold out their bowls to get some soup. "Now, my friends, you got no idea how your visit means to me, how long I waited for new friends."

Rainbow manages to get some soup. As Billy got some more, Spike yelps as the boy is about to pour it, but not into the bowl but onto himself. The Dragon does his best to get it, only for Billy to miss and pours it onto him.

"Whoa! AHHHH! HOT, HOT, HOT!!!" Spike exclaims in pain. That soup is hot, even for an undead Dragon like himself!

Billy, having no clue as to what's going on, continues pouring soup, only to miss again, "We tend to forget the simple pleasures..."

"WHOOOOOAAAA!!!"

"Hey, kid, watch it with that soup!" Rainbow exclaims to Billy in irritation. He is really literally burning Spike up!

"...as well as the basic true happiness. Ha ha ha!" Billy, still clueless to what happened, laughs stupidly. Spike groans, frowning at the boy who put the soup away. "Now, a little wine for your soup?"

"Sure, maybe." Spike remarks with a shrug. At least wine won't hurt much like soup did.

"At least try not to miss this time." Rainbow remarks to Billy who picks up a bottle and a bunch of cups nearby.

"All right, good, good." Billy said with satisfaction. Spike reaches for his cup, but the boy helped him and Rainbow out. The boy poured wine into the cups as the trio leaned to each other. So far, so good. "All right, good, good!"

Spike takes his cup, preparing to drink his wine when Billy stops him; "Wait, hang on. A toast, yes, a toast to long friendship."

The trio nods as they clang glasses. Too bad Billy hit his cup onto Spike and Rainbow's too hard, causing them to break. Spike groans as he got the remaining handle off of himself.

"Really?" Rainbow ask Billy dryly as she removes the handle from her hoof.

"Wow, you both must be hungry! Oh! Got a little surprise. For a special occasion that I was saving for..." BVilly said as he took out three familiar objects, making Spike's eyes widened. "Cigars! Ha ha ha!"

"Well, okay." Spike remarks with a shrug. Hopefully a cigar won't be hard to deal with, right?

"Give me." Rainbow remarks as she and Spike took a cigar each from Billy. Suddenly the Dragon yelps as Billy took a candle that is lit.

"Whoa, no way! Fire bad, fire bad!"

"What's wrong?" Billy ask, confused by why Spike is behaving like this.

"Fire bad, fire bad!" Spike exclaims in terror to Billy, trying to keep away from the flame.

"Sorry, kid, but Spike freaks out around fire." Rainbow explains in concern to Billy. "You may wanna put that away."

"No, no, fire is good." Billy insists, not seeing what the problem is.

"It bad!" Spike exclaims in terror, not wanting to go near that flame.

"No, fire is good! Fire is our friend, yeah! I will show you!" Billy exclaims. To prove his point, the Dragon carefully lit his own cigar while it was in his mouth. Spike and Rainbow watches in amazement as the boy gives out a puffing smoke. "See? See? Got your cigars? Let me see."

"Well, if Billy said it's okay..." Rainbow remarks with a shrug as he and Spike carefully show their own cigars to Billy who holds out the candle and begins to light.

"All right, now, now, hold them right there." Billy said with a smile while lighting the cigars. "Now don't inhale until the tip glows."

Well, the good news is that Rainbow's cigar is lit. But unfortunately, Billy accidentally lit Spike's thumb on fire. The Dragon pauses for a moment...then screams in fear. Spike blew the flame out and run out of the house in fear, busting the door down.

"Spike, get back here!" Rainbow exclaims in alarm as she rushes out of the house after him, the two disappeared into the night once more.

"Wait, where are you two going?!" Billy ask confused as he arrives at the newly made home. "I was going to make Expresso! Awwww, why must my friends always run off on me?"

 

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At this moment in the villager, a huge Minotaur named Iron Will was waiting at a corner, smirking as he exclaims, "Yeah! Here I am, Iron Will, high Minotaur extraordinaire, ready for another night of evil deeds, wicked practice, and shaking up for bits!" The Minotaur pauses as he hears something, "Hark, whatever that means! Iron Will senses more unexpected victims to be attacked! Yeah!"

Iron Will goes into hiding, waiting anxiously for his victims to arrest so he can steal from them. The Minotaur hears groaning as someone approaches. Iron Will chuckles cruelly...then jumps out with a crossbow to make his attack.

"Yeah, your bits or your life!" Iron Will laughs in determination...only to hear a huge roar, coming face to face with a frowning Spike. The Minotaur yelps as the Dragon grabs him by the neck. "Oh, horse feathers! All right, all right! Iron Will can make deals with any pony, Dragons or whatever!"

Iron Will yelps as Spike seizes his weapon, looks at it for a moment then breaks the thing before tossing it to the ground.

"Whoa! Iron Will sees that you're one of us!" Iron Will exclaims in surprise at this. He nervously holds out his bag with the bits that the Minotaur stole. "What, you want Iron Will's bits?"

"NOOOO!" Spike snaps as he grabs the bag and tosses it.

"All right, all right, how about taking Iron Will's life?"

Iron Will yells as Spike chokes him for a bit then drops him to the ground. As Minotaur recovers, the Dragon climbs over him and moves on his way.

Rainbow arrives a few seconds later, asking, "Hey buddy? Did you happen to see a corpse of a cupcake killer passing this way?" Iron Will breathes in and out as he points to where Spike has went. "Thanks!"

As Rainbow flew after Spike, Iron Will groans, "Ugh. Iron Will needs new contact lens. I got to see these ponies or whatever!"

 

Author's note
Wow, what misadventures. All right, in the next chapter, Spike and Rainbow are recovered, with Twilight determined to help Spike. Twilight then shows off her new friends to the world, but something goes wrong. Read, review and suggest.

 

The game that Pinkie's playing is based off the game "Grim Fandango".

 

There is a reference to the musical version of "Young Frankenstein" in this, as well as the Disney film "The Lion King."

 

Snow Pillow and Queen Frostine are OCs made by Toonwriter to be descendants of Snowdrop from a MLP: FIM fanmade short.

 

The bit at the end is based on another deleted scene of the actual film.

Chapter 6: Attempt to Help Spike

 

Spike mumbles as he roars, talking through town with Rainbow following. The mare spoke out, "Hey, come on, you're freaking ponies out even after you were killed for killing me! At least let's get back to the castle."

"No....I..." Spike was interrupted by familiar violin music playing, which put him in a trance. "That music...what..."

"Hey, it's coming from...over there..."

The two monsters come over to an area where someone is playing the violin, making the two look around. Who could be playing that wonderful music?

"Hello, hey?" Spike calls out as he and Rainbow follows the music. The two found the figure who backs away as they got closer. “Is that you?”

When the figure back away soon enough, she shouted, "NOW!!!" Yes, it's actually Twilight in disguise, luring Spike into a trap!

Twilight moves out of the way in time as a net fell onto the two monsters, making them yelp. Rainbow calls out, "Hey, whoa! Let me out of here!"

Twilight's friends quickly appear and jump onto the two, grabbing them. Applejack calls out, "Quick, bring 'de sedative, bring it!"

Ben rushes over with the needle and quickly stuck it into Spike's back. The Dragon roars before he fell unconscious, falling right onto Rainbow and Pinkie, all of them fell to the ground causing the others holding onto him to stand still while Spike fell.

Once Spike is completely unconscious, Twilight smiles in triumph while calling out, "He's out!"

"Yeah, I know." Rainbow groans out, having trouble getting Spike off of her. "Now mind getting me out of here?"

"Why? This is fun!" Pinkie giggles out happily, much to Rainbow's annoyance. Only she can like something this difficult!

 

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It took a few minutes or so but everyone managed to bring Spike and Rainbow back to the castle without further problems. They put Spike in a table in another room while Rainbow is with them, recovering. Now Twilight is determined than ever to help him.

Pinkie meanwhile is watching another deleted scene from Charlie Brown & Snoopy: The Curse of the Were-Weasel

"Guys, relax, it's just a bit of harmless brain alternation, of course." Charlie assures his friends making them worried. This invention could end up backfiring whenever the boy say that stuff like that.

As Charlie reach for a lever, the others but Snoopy rush out of the room to get out of the danger zone. The beagle shook his head meaning 'no' as he looks fearfully at the round-headed kid pulling the lever. This won't end well!

"This will put my cheese habit to an end, just watch." He then started speaking in a hypnotic tone as he began to convince himself out of his cheese habit, "Cheese bad...cheese bad."

The group looked worried as they saw a ring of smoke appear each time Charlie mentioned a different type of cheese, "No to wendslydale, stilton, cheddar, and..."

Suddenly, he was interrupted as the phone rang, making Charlie lose concentration as the rings stopped floating and started flushing back into his mind. Charlie felt a bit dizzy from the thoughts returning, but quickly recovered and decided to answer the phone. The boy said, "Anti-Creature Pest Control." The others, who hid out of the dining room, sighs in relief as well as Snoopy. That was a close one! "Can we brie…er, be of service to you?"

Someone is speaking to Charlie on the other end of the line at her home. It's a red-haired woman with a pink dress, white gloves and socks and black shoes. Her name is Heather, the Little Red-Haired Woman.

"Yes, it's Lady Heather of Red Hall here." Heather said in concern.

Rainbow looks around and spots a picture of Soarin'. The undead mare smirks as she picks it up, asking, "Hey, Twilight...who's the hunky Pegasus stallion in that picture, huh?"

"That...Rainbow would be my fiancée, Soarin'." Twilight explains to Rainbow with a frown, not liking how the monster is looking at him like that.

"Fiancée?"

"It means that he and I are getting married soon...so keep your eyes off that picture and off my fiancée!"

"What would a hunk like Soarin' ever see in an egghead like you, Twilight?" Rainbow ask Twilight in amusement, wondering what Soarin' saw in her in the first place.

"Egghead?!" Twilight snaps, not liking Rainbow's tone of voice.

"I think she's referring to you being a bookworm." Pinkie explains clearly to her friend about what Rainbow is trying to say here.

"Oh. Well...Soarin' and I are just...I find him very attractive and...cute...and he's one of the best fliers around...and Soarin's...well...into me being smart."

"Uh-huh...yeah, right. So...have you and he...done it yet?" Rainbow ask Twilight with a sly smirk.

Twilight confused at first ask, "Done what...yet?"

Rainbow smirking pervertedly explains as to what she herself was talking about, "You know...made beautiful music together in bed? Screamed each other's names in--."

Twilight really disgusted by Rainbow's words interrupts her at this point, "Ugh. Rainbow! What Soarin' and I do together is none of your business. In fact, we haven't done...ANYTHING! We're both virgins...pure and simple, saving all of that for marriage."

"Suit yourself, Egghead. Unless you and he do it soon...I'm going after him."

Twilight scoffs, "Hmph. In your dreams, Rainbow."

"Ahem, Twilight." Applejack said, reminding her friend of the matter at hoof here. The unicorn peeks in, seeing Spike still out. She nods.

"All right, I'm going in. Now bring me that candle."

"NO!" Most of everyone yelps in shock, knowing that fire is the one that can set poor Spike off.

"Yes!" Latrine insists sternly. If Twilight wishes to help Spike, then she needs something that could keep him at bay should things go south.

"Okay, if you want." Fluttershy said as she takes the candle, preparing to give it to Twilight. "Uh, if you don't mind me by asking...what are you planning on doing?"

"Love is the only thing that can save this poor Dragon, and I'm going to convince him that he is loved, even at the cost of my own life." Twilight said in determination. If she could risk her own life to help Spike knows that he's loved, then it's worth it.

"Oh...my."

Pinkie comment, "It seems oddly appropriate that you would wish to try to be a combination of a big sister and a mother to Spike, Twi - err, I mean Doctor Sparkle. But keep in mind, if this DOES go south, you CAN teleport."

"But that won't solve anything, will it?" Twilight points out as she put one foreleg around Ben. "Listen carefully. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how I beg you in any cruel way, no matter how terrible I may scream, do not EVER open this door or you will undo all that I am going for here. Do you understand?" The others nodded, though some a bit hesitant. "Do...not...open...this door."

"Yeah, very well." Ben said with a slow nod, it's a bad idea but it's for the best, right?

As Latrine nods, Pinkie gives the candle to Twilight, remarking, "Well, nice working with ya."

"Nice knowing ya, sugah cube." Applejack said as Fluttershy nods meekly.

Latrine kisses Twilight's hoof for luck, much to her disgust. The doctor opens the door and goes into the wall before closing the door. Latrine locked the door, determined to follow Twilight's wishes.

"So uh...what now?" Fluttershy ask her friends meekly.

"We wait an' hope fer 'de best." Applejack said to Fluttershy in concern. She hopes that Twilight's plan will work.

"If she can convince Spike not to kill her, she is better than I was." Rainbow remarks with a chuckle, making the others glare at her. "What?"

In the other room, Twilight trots slowly to the sleeping Spike who groans a little bit while turning his head a little. The mare slowly put the candle down as she goes over to him. Twilight could do this...

But Twilight accidentally bumped into the table, causing Spike to groans as he wakes up. As the Dragon opens his eyes, he spots Twilight, glaring angrily while yelling, "You jerk!"

Spike roars as he prepares to get up. Twilight screams like a foal as she gallops over to the door. The doctor spoke nervously, "Hey, hey, let me out. Let me out of here, get me the Tartartus out of here, please?" Twilight yelps as Spike fully got up. "What's wrong with you ponies?! I was joking, really! Don't you know what a joke sounds like?! HA HA HA HA! COME ON, COME ON; LET ME OUT!!!"

Twilight hits the door as hard as she could like mad, one of her friends must let her out. Fluttershy, worried, prepares to go to the door but Applejack stops her, saying, "No, Fluttershy!"

"But Twilight needs our help!!" Fluttershy exclaims in worry.

"For the love of Celestia, let me out of here!!!" Twilight cries out frantically. "I'm going to die in here!"

"Twilight!" Ben exclaims. He prepares to open the door but Latrine slaps his hoof away from it sternly.

Twilight kept freaking out as Spike is getting closer, but is held out by the chains. The Dragon begins breaking them, this causes the unicorn to panic.

"Open this door or I will blast your rotten heads in! Mommy!" Twilight exclaims like mad. "Why the hay did I have to be so literal or something?!"

Ben and Fluttershy yelps as they try to help but Latrine stops him, snapping, "Neigh! Don't you two go in there!"

"Man, I wish she makes up her mind." Rainbow remarks, rolling her eyes at this. Twilight seriously insists that the gang not let her out no matter what, so the group must respect her orders.

By this time, Spike broke his chains, making Twilight gulps at this as she mutters a little. The Dragon prepares to go over to her...why must she gave that stupid command?

"Oh great." Twilight mumbles a bit. Well, she promised to help Spike fell love so may as well go through on her promise. The purple mare smiles as she spoke, "Hey there, handsome!"

Spike stops, confused as he looks around to see who Twilight is talking to. When the Dragon realizes that she meant him, Spike points to himself, asking, "What, me?"

"Right, you're a good looking guy, you know that, right?"

"Seriously? You ain't pulling my tail, right?"

"I am serious! Ponies laugh at you, hate you, but why do they hate you? Simple, they are jealous!" Twilight exclaims to Spike, causing him to twitch a bit. "Why, look at that Dragon like face, that sweet wonderful smile."

"You mean..." Spike begin to speak. What Twilight is telling him...is rather touching to be honest.

"Do you want to talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Alicorn ideal? You are a God!"

"Wow, never thought of that. Sounds cool."

"Yeah, listen to me. You are not evil." Twilight said seriously as she trots up to Spike. "You are...good."

Hearing that...made Spike tear up. He begins to cry loudly, "Wow! No one has ever been nice to me before! Except that nice blind filly but I got no idea where she is!" Her creator smiles as she hugs him, comforting Spike.

"There, there, a nice Dragon. This is a good Dragon, a mother's angel. And I want all of the world at large to know once and for all, with no shame whatsoever, that we love him. I'm going to teach. I'm going to show you how to walk, how to speak, how to move, how to think. With the both of us as well as Rainbow Dash, we're going to make the greatest single contribution to science since the creation of fire!"

The gang listen in from outside, wondering what's going on. Things are silent, too silent in there.

"Twi - err I mean Doctor Sparkle?" Ben calls from outside the door, wondering if the mare is doing all right.

"My name is Doofennschmirtz-Sparkle!" Twilight exclaims, shouting to everyone in determination.

"Doofenschmirtz-Sparkle?" Applejack ask puzzled, surprised that her friend is finally accepting the Doofensmirtz name, but adding Sparkle in there?

"Well, yeah. I just decided to accept the Doofenschmirtz name as a way to redeem it. At the same time, I also wish to keep the Sparkle name. Therefore, hyphenating the two names and bringing them together seems like a good compromise." Twilight explains clearly as Spike looks at her oddly.

Pinkie pauses then giggles a bit, "Makes sense to me."

"I don't get it." Spike said, not sure what's going on.

 

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It was a few days later. Twilight and her friends were able to help Spike and Rainbow learn how to walk, speak, eat, do whatever, etc.

"So what about this song-and-dance bit you are planning to do with Rainbow and Spike at the demonstration?" Fluttershy spoke to Twilight. "I mean, you can definitely do the singing, but, no disrespect intended, of course -"

"My dancing leaves a lot to be desired." Twilight spoke up with a nod.

"To put it diplomatically, yes."

"No offense taken, because you are quite right. I was actually planning on asking my brother and my sister in law for dancing lessons."

Applejack just scoffs, "They might be able 'ta teach yew 'ta dance better, but not in time fer 'de demonstration."

"Good point." Twilight said, admitting that Applejack is right on that. She turns to Pinkie, asking, "So, how about it, Pinkie? Would YOU like to dance with Spike and Rainbow? After all, you ARE the best dancer out of all of us."

"I would prefer to dance with Cheese Sandwich, but he's not going to be in this until the sequel series. Still, you DO bring up a good point about me being the best dancer out of all of us." Pinkie said randomly and happily at the same time.

 

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And soon, the time has come to show them off to the world in hopes to redeem the Doofenshmirtz as well as Spike once and for all.

Ponies come into an auditorium with a sign that is labeled "Equestria Academy of Science Tonight Only, Dr. T. Doofenshmirtz-Sparkle Presents, The Creatures AKA Spike and Rainbow Dash in "A startling new experiment in reanimation. Presents in Corporation with ENX (Equestria Neurologic Society"). The "Sold Out" plaster is on it, this event has sold enough tickets apparently.

Ponies come inside the place, muttering and waiting. Diamond Tiara groans out, "It's true. Doofenshmirtz did make a monster!"

"Worst yet, two of them!" Silver Spoon exclaims nervously to her best friend. "What if it goes out of control and kill us?!"

"Then we run for our lives!"

"Whatever these creatures are, the authorities will take care of them and their monster creator." Trixie remarks as she spots the Penguins of Madagascar and the officers coming. Skipper's fin is stuck in midair before Rico pulled it down. They are waiting in the back.

Skipper and his pals knew that Twilight would be making monsters and come in case those two begin to lose it and causes madness. Soon the lights dimmer a bit.

"Well, it's starting." Golden Harvest whispers nervously.

"Here's hoping for the best." Berryshine whispers in agreement with her friend.

"Big brother, any chance we could get more than cameos in this thing?" Pinkamena Diane Pie ask her big brother quietly.

"Only if we can be able to get any." Golden Heart whispers to Pinkamena in concern. "Otherwise, we're stuck as cameos."

The ponies saw the spotlight coming on and applauds as a pony name Sir Spell Nexus came out onto the stage. Once they stop, the unicorn clears his throat as he spoke, "Distinguished colleagues, mares and gentlecolts, tonight, it is my great privilege of introducing to you a mare whose family name was both famous and infamous. And now, may I present you Dr. Baron Twilight Doofenshmirtz-Sparkle."

Nexus bows and applauds as he leaves. The audience only sat quietly as Twilight came out. Surprisingly, only a few ponies like her brother Shining and her sister in law Cadance are clapping for her. Celestia and Luna probably couldn't make it, as well as the rest of her family.

"Hey, thanks, Shining, Cadance. My fellow scien..." Twilight was cut off for a moment as a pony made a hissing noise at her. "...tists, as well as neurosurgeons, mars and gentlecolts. A few short weeks ago, coming from a background which, that I know, as conservably and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you, I began an experiment in...incredulous as it may sound...the reanimation of dead tissue."

The audience laughs a bit. Twilight continues, "What I am going to offer you could be the gateway to immortality." The crowd mutters a bit, looking concerned on that part. "And now, mares and gentlecolts, allow me to present for your intellectual and philosophical pleasure...the Dragon known as Spike...and his acquaintance Rainbow Dash!"

Soon the curtain opens up as the mentioned two came out. Rainbow waves, exclaiming, "What's up?"

"Wow, they look cute." Pinkamena said with a happy smile as she and the others watch on in the audience.

"Hang on...I know those two!" Golden Heart gasps out loudly enough for everyone. "That's H.R. Pufnstuf!"

"Yikes! The Cupcakes Killer...and his victim Rainbow Dash!"

"AHHH! THE CUPCAKES KILLER IS BACK TO KILL US ALL!!!!" Trixie screams out in terror as the audience screams out in horror, recognizing Spike. "AND HE BROUGHT HIS VICTIM WITH HIM!"

The audience screams out, wanting to get out. Twilight calls out to them in hopes to calm everyone down, "Please, ponies!"

"Everyone, sit down!" Shining calls out to the ponies, calming them down. "Relax, my sister knows what she's doing...I hope."

"Right, remain in your seats, I beg you! We are not foals here, just scientists and grown up ponies!"

"Speak for yourself!" Diamond Tiara snaps as Silver Spoon raspberry her.

"There is nothing to fear here, I assure you." Twilight assures the audience who went back to their seats. "Now then, may I offer for your consideration, a neurological demonstration of the primary cerebellar functions...as well as balance and coordination."

"All right, Spike, like we practice." Rainbow said to Spike who nods.

"Walk heel to toe...or plain hooves in Rainbow’s case."

Spike nods as he and Rainbow begins to walk/trot a bit. The crowd looks amazed as they applauded a bit.

"Well, this looks...simple so far." Golden Heart said with a nod as he applauds with Pinkamena.

"Yep! I just hope they don't panic or do anything crazy." Pinkamena said with a happy smile on her face.

"All right, you two, backwards." Twilight orders Spike and Rainbow who moves backwards, doing their best not to stumble. The crowd applauds once more. Perhaps there isn't anything to fear after all. "Good job, good job."

"Hey, they like us." Spike said quietly as everyone, including their friends applauds to the two undead corpses. He is becoming loved again!

"All right, mares and gentlecolts, up to now, you have seen Spike and Rainbow perform the simple mechanics of motor activity. But what I'm about to show you again, we must now enter quietly into the realm of genius." Twilight said. The audience mutters a bit before going quiet. What will the doctor do now? "Fillies and gentlecolts, mesdames and messieurs, damen und herren, from what was an inarticular mass of lifeless tissues, may I now present cultured sophisticated Dragon and pony about town!"

Soon the lights are turned off for a moment. Twilight is heard calling, "Hit it!"

Soon the lights are turned on, showing Spike in a tuxedo and top hat and Rainbow in some sort of gala dress with Pinkie wearing one of her one. As a song begins to play, Spike sings.

 

Spike: Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
And Scherezade had a thousand tales!

 

Twilight turns the song off as she said, "Wrong song, Spike."

"Sorry, Twilight. I guess...having the brain of the one true Genie really does have some problems." Spike said to his creator sheepishly.

"Sorry folks...it was just Spike rehearsing again. Hit it!"

The song begins to play with Rainbow singing once more.

 

Rainbow: Awesome as I wanna be

 

Twilight cuts the song off again, scolding, "Wrong song, Rainbow."

"Sorry." Rainbow apologizes to Twilight sheepishly, making the audience laughs.

"Can we go to the right song please?"

The song plays once more. This time the trio begins to perform the right song while dancing.

 

Trio: My little buttercup has the sweetest smile
Dear little buttercup, won't you stay awhile
Come with me where moonbeams paint the sky
And you and I might linger in the sweet by and by, oh...

 

Dear little buttercup, with your eyes so blue
Oh little buttercup, you're a dream come true
You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two
Oh, dear little buttercup, I love you...

 

"Hit it you two!" Pinkie giggles to her friends as she continues the song.

 

Pinkie: My little buttercup, has the sweetest

 

Spike snaps his claw while calling out, "Smile, smile!" The mare giggles as she resumes.

 

Dear little buttercup won't you stay

 

Rainbow flies up a bit while singing, "Awhile, a while!" The audience laughs as the song is continuing.

 

You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two, oh

 

Spike and Rainbow: Dear

 

Pinkie: little buttercup

 

Spike and Rainbow: Sweet

 

Pinkie: little buttercup

 

Spike and Rainbow: My little buttercup

 

Trio: I love you

 

The trio dances and taps their canes. Twilight smiles as she mouths the audience a bit while Pinkie taps Spike's nose a bit with a hoof. Pinkie went first, tapping as best as she could while motioning to the two monsters who stomps a little. Pinkie raises a cane a bit while doing some posing for everyone.

"All right, remember what we practiced!" Rainbow exclaims to Spike excitedly.

"Yeah!" Spike exclaims, turning and tap dancing in a circle.

Ben, Applejack and Fluttershy watch on as Spike and Rainbow are dancing, tapping their canes. Spike then moves his arms around while Pinkie goes around in circles. Everyone applauds excitedly, looks like things are going to turn out fine!

But then, without warning, a small lightbulb explodes, knocking Pinkie to the floor and causing Spike to yell in horror, "AHHH! FIRE, FIRE!"

Spike and the others screams in alarm especially when the Dragon roars in a big panic. Twilight quickly gallops over to put the fire out. The audience looks a little frightened, fearing the worst here.

"Nothing, it's nothing, I tell you." Twilight said to Spike nervously. The crowd mutters a bit. "All right, five, six, seven, eight!" The mare tries to dance in hopes to keep the performance going, but the music isn't playing. The explosion must've shorted out the music! "Come on, for the love of...are you trying to make me look stupid?!"

"Too late." Rainbow yelps in alarm. Soon the crowd got ugly and begins to boo at this, some of them toss stuff right at Spike and Rainbow while yelling at the two. "Hey, stop that!"

"Come on, I beg you! For your safety, do not humiliate them!"

"Too late."

"You aren't helping!" Twilight snaps angrily to Rainbow. The audience kept on booing and throwing stuff. This makes Spike roars angrily as it looks like he's about to lose it. Twilight tries to stop as she demands, "Spike, get back! I won't let you destroy all I work for! As your creator, I command you to get back!"

"Forget you, they will die!" Spike roars in fury at this.

Spike shoves Twilight to the floor, knocking her. The ponies screams in horror at this, the monster is running amuck! As the others rushes over to help her, Spike roars at the audience, shouting as he pounce over to the ponies in the said audience, trying to choke one of them.

As ponies rush out of the auditorium, Rainbow flies over to the screaming Spike, protesting, "Hey, Spike, stop, stop! You're going to make things worse, stop it!" Ben works on waking Twilight up while Spike continues his rampage with Rainbow trying to stop them. Suddenly the two yelps as the officers grab them both. "Whoa, hey, I am not a monster! Let go!"

But the officers continues taking Spike and Rainbow out of the auditorium, it's official. They are now threats to society!

 

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In a prison, Spike and Rainbow are chained up and being yelled out by the prisoners. The officers are drinking and playing card games while keeping an eye on them both.

"Oh, what have I done?" Spike ask as he looks down in sadness. His rampage has ruined everything.

 

Author's note
Hoo boy. Spike and Rainbow are captured and imprisoned! How could things get worst? In the next chapter, as Ben comforts Twilight (in a romantic way), Rarity and Soarin' came by to visit. Meanwhile, a guard named Tiff Tannen begins to torment Spike and Rainbow, causing them to escape. Read, review and suggest!

 

The clip that Pinkie watched is based off another deleted scene from Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

 

The songs that Spike and Rainbow almost sang are from "Aladdin" and "Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks" respectively.

 

The song that Pinkie, Rainbow and Pinkie sang is "My Little Buttercup" from "The Three Amigos".

Author's note
All right, from the looks of things, I got three chapters of this fanmake left. Can't wait to get it done, so read on!

 

Chapter 7: New Love, Old Fiancée

 

Twilight looks worried as Ben holds her arm back at the lab. Despite all her protests, insisting that it wasn't Spike and Rainbow, no one outside herself, her family and friends would listen! Skipper is determined to make an example out of the poor two. Spike didn't mean any harm after all, and Rainbow...

"Chained, oh, they are chained like poor beasts in a cage." Twilight said in sadness while shaking her head.

"Doctor, I feel so bad." Ben said with a sigh to Twilight, wondering if there's anything he could do to help.

"Oh, there's only one answer now. If I could only find a way to equalize the imbalance in Spike's cerebral spinal fluid...why he would be as right as rain."

"Oh yes, but how?" Fluttershy ask sadly.

"How indeed...before it's too late." Twilight said with a sad sigh. She got to help Spike before something bad happens to him or Rainbow.

"Oh, Twilight...if only there's some way I could..." Ben mumbles as she kisses Twilight's hoof gently and lovingly. "Relieve all this torture you're going through..."

"Right, Ah done think Ah know where 'dis is going." Applejack giggles as Ben kissed Twilight's hoof some more.

"Some way I could help ya...relieve the tension. And find some way I could give you some peace..."

Ben put Twilight's hoof to his chest, sighing. The mare looks up and blushes a bit as she realizes the truth, what Ben is going for here.

"Whoa, easy there." Twilight said, blushing a bit. "Don't forget that I am taken!"

"Oh just give into each other, Ben and Twilight. You know you two want it!" Pinkie exclaims happily, causing the two to blush a bit. It's true, Twilight and Ben has grown attracted to one another since the mare first met him.

"Is it okay if we...do it, Twilight? Maybe...Soarin' doesn't need to know." Ben said to Soarin' slyly.

Twilight pauses to think then smiles while saying, "I suppose what Soarin' doesn't know won't kill him."

After all, what's harm in some harmless "fun", right?

 

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It was a few hours later as Latrine came into the lab with a letter. She looks around, calling, "Doctor, I have...doctor?"

Latrine looks around the lab, puzzled. Twilight doesn't seem to be in here. Weird. The unicorn was about to leave to go find Twilight when a familiar voice stops her, "Yeah, what is it?"

"Err, doctor? Where are you?"

Suddenly the table that was used on the night to reanimate Spike and Rainbow before to lower down. To Latrine's amazement and amusement, there's Twilight in some sort of bed with Ben...smoking cigarette! Looks like those two has some "fun".

As Latrine came down to the ground door as the table stops lowering to the ground level, the unicorn spoke up, "Sorry to interrupt ya, doctor, but this cable came while you were gone."

Twilight puffs a bit then frowns while snapping, "Look, I thought I told you not to interrupt me while I'm working!"

"You two were doing it, weren't you? Oh...it reminds me of the days when I was married to the Sheriff of Rottingham. How I had the hots for him."

Ben a little creeped out by that ask uneasily, "Is that right?"

"Yes, Master Benjamin...and I still keep a likeness of him in my room." Latrine giggles as she took out a likeness of the mentioned Sheriff, rubbing against him. "Here he is. Oh...oh...Rotty. Rotty, Rotty, Rotty."

"Okay...I'm a little creeped out right now." Twilight groans out. "Look, what could be so important that it can't wait?!"

"Oh, yes, sorry. While I hate to interrupt ya while you're "working", I thought this is a big emergency. Your fiancée and your other friend Rarity will be arriving at any second!"

Twilight takes the telegram and reads it. The unicorn looks shocked and horrified as she exclaims, "What?! Soarin' and Rarity are coming here?! Tonight?!"

"Yes, I will get her room ready at once." Latrine remarks as she smokes a cigarette of her own. "I suggest you put on a dress!" The creepy unicorn leaves, leaving Twilight stunned.

"Not good..."

 

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It was a bit later as a car approached the castle. The group minus Latrine waits as it came to a stop outside. Soon the door opens up as two familiar ponies came out of it.

"Darlings!" Rarity exclaims with a smile to her friend.

"Hey, Rare!" Applejack exclaims, waving to Rarity.

"Hey, baby!" Soarin' exclaims to Twilight happily. The mare threw a fake smile in hopes to keep her "playtime" with Ben a big secret from him.

"Oh darling!" Twilight exclaims as he came over to Soarin'.

"Surprised?"

"Surprised."

"Love me?" Soarin' chuckles as he takes Twilight's hoof, rubbing it a bit.

"Love you." Twilight said, trying to act natural while holding his hoof. Hoo boy, for some reason, this doesn't...feel the same as it once did.

"So where's your fiancée, Rarity?" Fluttershy ask Rarity with a smile.

"Oh, he's at home, couldn't make it." Rarity remarks with a shrug to her friends. "Business couldn't wait, I guess."

Twilight kisses Soarin's hoof, she then holds it while saying, "Well...let's turn in now, shall we?"

"What?!"

"But we just got here!" Soarin' exclaims, shocked at this. The duo has indeed just arrived. The least Twilight could do is to give him and Rarity a tour of the place!

"Yes, but it has been a long day, I'm sore you two are very tired." Twilight said with a chuckle. She hopes to get Rarity and Soarin' to their rooms without any fuss as possible. "I will just pay the driver."

Twilight heads to the driver. Pinkie, grinning devilishly, begins to mimics Twilight, "Hey, baby!"

"What?" Rarity ask, shocked and confused as Pinkie bounces up over to her.

"Surprised?"

"I...well...yes..."

"Love me?" Pinkie ask with a stupid smirk on her face, making Rarity confused and at the same time uncomfortable.

"Well..." Rarity begins to say uncomfortable. What is this pink pony doing?

"Well...let's turn in now, shall we?"

"What?!" Soarin' ask, surprised and disgusted by what Pinkie is doing. Even he finds this behavior a bit creepy.

"Darling!" Twilight calls over to Soarin' with a smile.

"Yeah?"

"Don't say a word, act casual." Pinkie said to Rarity with a devious smirk on her face.

"Pinkie, what are yew doing?" Applejack ask Pinkie with an annoyed look on her face. “Yew ain’t a filly fooler, stop hitting on Rarity!”

"What? Soarin' got the treatment! I thought it would be fair to give Rarity one too!"

"Yes, but that way is kinda creepy." Fluttershy said to Pinkie, creeped out by her behavior.

Twilight came back to the group, passing Pinkie and Rarity, asking, "So you ready?"

"Yes, I think...yes." Rarity said uneasily as she glances at the smiling Pinkie.

"Right, I am a bit tired too." Soarin' remarks as he takes Twilight by the hoof, ready to get to his room and away from the disturbing Pinkie.

"Ahem. Rarity, Soarin', you remember Applejack and Fluttershy." Twilight said, motioning to their old pals Applejack and Fluttershy. "I want you to meet my assistants Ben Mare and Pinkie Pie."

"How do you do?" Rarity ask Ben politely. She turns to Pinkie for a moment, still uneasy then goes back to Ben. "And how do you do?"

"And this is fiancier Soarin' and my friend Rarity who is going to get married herself."

"Oh, I am so happy to meet you both." Ben said, giving a wave to Soarin' and Rarity with a laugh. "'Fiancier', really?"

"Sorry, I meant to say fiancée." Twilight said, embarrassed by her incorrect spelling. She hopes Soarin' doesn't get a bit upset by the incorrect way of calling him.

"Excuse me, Twilight." Soarin' said to Twilight before giving a curious look to Ben. "Say, Ben...out of curiosity, what is it exactly that you do do?"

"Yes, after coming all this way, we wish to hear your work with Twilight Sparkle and friends." Rarity said in agreement with Ben, batting her eyelashes a bit.

"Well, uh...I assist Dr. Sparkle in the laboratory." Ben said uneasily. He has to cover up what type of "assistance" that the stallion does with Twilight. "We had intellectual discussions, all that...in fact, we were having one just when you two were driving up..."

"Enough, Ben." Twilight said quickly. She doesn't want Ben to share out too much than Rarity and Soarin' needed to know.

"Oh, sorry."

"Enough. Pinkie? Would you give me a hoof with the bag?"

"Hmm...what about Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy?" Pinkie ask in ponder, making the others confused. "You take them, I will take the ones with the goggles!"

Pinkie growls and pretends to be pouncing at Soarin', causing him to yelp in surprise and alarm as she is trying to bite the stallion on the mane. The Pegasus pony yells out as he hits Pinkie, causing her to back off.

"What an insane pony!" Rarity cries out as her friends led the upset white unicorn away.

"Pinkie, stop that!" Twilight snaps, scolding Pinkie for acting like that and freaking out Soarin' and scaring poor Rarity. "I mean the luggage!"

"Oooh, my bad! Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie exclaims as she bounces over to get the luggage.

"Now then, this way."

The other mares and stallions comes into the castle as fast as they could. As Pinkie takes the bags and bounces over to Twilight, she ask playfully, "it's going to be along night, right? So if you need help with Rarity, Ben, or Soarin'..."

"Shut up and get inside already!" Twilight scowls as she uses her magic to pushes the random pony into the castle. The doctor isn't going to have any of that tonight!

 

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"Let me out, I want out!" Spike exclaims, struggling in his chains in the dungeon. He is trying his best to escape.

"Yeah, I demand to be read my rights!" Rainbow demands furiously. "I am a victim of foul play here!"

"Now you buttheads settle down now." A guard named Riff Tannen remarks cruelly as he came over to the prisoners. "We're going to be good pals now, right?"

"Oh, what do you think?"

"Nice and cozy, like old friends. Ha! Like peas to a corn."

"Peas to a pod, you jerk!" Spike exclaims angrily to Riff. Even the Dragon knows that the guard has got that wrong.

Riff pays no attention as he took a cigar out then reach for a match. The pony lit the match on the table egg. This causes Spike to gasp in a whimper upon seeing the flame...and Riff just took notice of it.

"No, no, don't get near me please..." Spike said with a whimper.

"Awww, what's the matter?" Riff taunts Spike wickedly as he leans the match near Spike. "Afraid of a little fire?"

"Yeah, he is!" Rainbow exclaims to Riff who shoves the match towards Spike. "Hey, quit it!"

"This can't hurt ya, butthead! See?! See?!" Riff laughs madly as he shoves the match near Spike, making him scream in terror. The guard laughs wickedly as he put the fire. "Ha! Some monster you are, see? Mommy was right. Little kids ain't supposed to play with fire."

Riff lit another match, scaring Spike some more. The guard laughs wickedly, "Why? Because they might get hurt! Ha ha ha!"

"Hey, you better cut that out!" Rainbow exclaims to Riff, noting that Spike is getting more and more upset.

"Why? The stupid butthead Dragon gotta eat me? HA HA HA HA HA!"

Riff put the flame right near Spike...but that ends up being a huge mistake as the Dragon blew it out.

Spike growls darkly, "I see...Riff...did no pony not tell you?!"

Riff nervously respond, "Tell me what?"

"Never laugh at a live Dragon, mother-sucker!"

Spike jumps at Riff Tannen then chokes him like mad. The guard chokes a bit, trying to gasp for air until he passed out. The Dragon then dropped the unconscious Riff then break out of his chains...then breaks Rainbow out of hers.

"Hey, thanks." Rainbow said then saw Spike taking his leave. "Wait, hey, stop!"

 

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While oblivious to Spike and Rainbow's escape, Pinkie was watching a clip in her room of Peter Parker and the Cauldron of Fire where Peter, Scott, Naruto, Po and the Furious five find themselves hitting the ground with a thud, the trophy itself landing nearby. The two champions and the Ninja/King Fu Group groan as they got back to their feet. That wasn't supposed to happen!

"Peter, are you okay?" Scott asked Peter in concern. The spider man feel a bit bruised and screwed up right about now.

"Yeah, I'm fine. What about you?" Peter ask in concern as he looks around to see where the gang are at. This can't be right, they should still be in the maze right now!

"Yeah, we're all fine, Pete." Mantis said with a nod.

"Where are we?"

Peter looks around at where the group are at now. They are in some sinister like graveyard...like the one in the Spider Man's dream. The Spider Who Lived sweat bullets a bit as he felt familiar with this place...and a familiar house that is nearby.

"I...I have been here before." Peter said, a hint of terror and alarm in his voice. The spider as well as the ninja/kung Fu group spots a grave nearby and goes over to it slowly.

"Peter, it's a Port Key." Scott said as he look at the trophy in disbelief. "Someone must have entranced the trophy to be a Port Key, but why?"

"I was here before...in a dream."

Peter and his pals goes over to the grave, a big large on that has a cloaked Death holding a scythe. The Spider-Man gasps in horror as he saw the writing on it. It reads, 'Here Lies King Stefan'. The rest of the grave also said that the man's parents are buried here as well. It didn't take Peter, Sakura, Naruto, Po and the Five too long to realize where they and Scott are at.

"Scott, guys! We got to get back to the cup! NOW!" Peter said in horror. There's the reason why the Triwizard Tournament Trophy was made into a Port Key! It was a trap!

"Peter, what do you mean?" Scott asked Peter in concern. Something must be wrong to make the Spider Who Lived say that.

Suddenly something caught Naruto's nose causing him it sniff it out due to him inheriting Kurama's keen sense of smell when he became his jinjuriki.

"Hey Sakura, do you smell...sulfur?" Naruto ask Sakura seriously.

"Yeah, it smells like cannon fire." Sakura said in concern.

Suddenly he, Sakura, Po, the Five, Peter and Scott hear a peacock screech followed by a neigh of a monstrous horse.

Then suddenly galloping into the cemetery was a rider on a giant and monstrous black steed while a battalion of wolves and gorillas had our heroes surrounded.

Naruto was in total disbelief along with his kung Fu animal pals and Sakura's eyes were filled with horror and tears as the giant black horse reared and revealed it's rider against the sky!

It was a slender albino Indian peacock, handsome with white feathers, plumage, black feathers that resembled Chinese styled eye brows, a long thin mustache on both sides of his dark gray beak and wears a silver white Chinese silk robe with a black belt, large tail feathers with blood red circles with black spots like eyes and the ends of his top plumage, metal talons and feet and is armed with many lethal weapons though he currently carries a spear like weapon called a Guan Dao. His name is Lord Shen, the evil one who caused the near destruction of Kohona by unleashing Kurama upon the village and killing Sakura and Naruto's parents before he became Kurama's new jinjuriki, the former lover of Naruto's mother, Kushina and also the former lord and heir to the throne of Gongmen City as well as the one sent by Maleficent to kill Naruto, Sakura and their friends for their friendship with Peter.

Naruto and his pals yells out upon seeing him, "Shen!"

"Naruto, Sakura...what a pleasant surprise. It's been a while since I last saw you, your nine tailed demon fox friend and of course, the Panda and his companions." Shen remarks to the mentioned group, then his eyes turns to a certain hero. "And you...must be Peter Parker...what an honor it is....to meet the boy who defeated Her Ladyship."

Then...a familiar boy from Sakura and Naruto's past appeared carrying a certain freighting sword with the handle having the head of a serpent holding the blade and cross-guard together.

Boss Wolf smirking evilly spoke, "And here comes someone who's looking forward to seeing you guys again!"

"Sasuke?" Naruto yelps as he recognizes his former friend.

"You took what was mine, Naruto!" Sasuke exclaims furiously to Naruto. He is still ticked off about that?

"And is that the...." Po yelps as he realizes what Sasuke is holding.

"The Headless Hessian's sword in my hands and his mount, Daredevil whom my master is riding? Scary aren't they? They were gifts to us from Her Ladyship's son, Crydius."

"Crydius? I've never heard of him?" Peter spoke up confused. He has never heard of Crydius but it must be serious!

"Oh your about to and meet me." A voice spoke out from out of nowhere.

Suddenly...A flash of lightning crashed onto the ground of the cemetery....and a dark figure appeared in a blaze of bright and crimson red fire.

He was a young man with huge horns, fair tanned skin, shoulder-length raven black hair and dark brown eyes. He was clad in black and crimson robes...with silver metal spikey and curved shoulder plates supporting a long black cape with some crimson red on the inside. He had huge black and red draconic wings sprouting from his back and in his left hand, he carried a black staff topped with a glowing red diamond shaped orb.

"Cryduis, I presume?" Peter ask, although he doesn't really need an answer. The Spider Who Lived knows who it is already.

"Yep...born from when my mom and Stefan still liked each other." Cryduis said cruelly to Peter.

Suddenly a door to the familiar house opens as the Joker and a familiar traitor to the Parkers came out, the clown prince of crime was carrying something covered in a blanket smirking evilly.

Just then, Peter screams as he fell to his knees, covering his scar in agony. Scott, horrified, ask, "Peter, what's wrong?!"

"Darn it, Scott, get back to the cup now!!!" Peter said to Scott in horror as he looks to see Shen's army cornering Naruto and his croup right where they want them and the familiar figures with the blanket appearing. The Spider Who Lived looks horrified as he saw the thing in the said blanket is revealed: a freaky, small and almost dead version of an old foe...

"You’re all just in time for my mother's homecoming party." Crydius announces proudly and sinisterly. Peter suspects that Maleficent is up to something which involves bringing herself back!

"Is it me or does Joker holding a disfigured baby that's really Maleficent herself?!" Crane ask the others, almost scared out of his mind.

Indeed, the Joker is holding what appears to be an almost dead body of Maleficent herself!

"Who are you people? What do you all want?!" Scott demands sternly to Maleficent's group.

Crydius to Sasuke pointing at Scott orders, "Off with the spare's head, Sasuke!"

Sasuke nods as he twirls the Hessian's Sword and goes for Scott's head. The former member of Team 7 roars as he launches himself at Scott, swings the Hessian's sword...and cuts off his head though we can only see the gruesome results from the shadows!

"NO! SCOTT!" Peter screams out in horror. He can't believe what he is witnessing here! The Cyclops has been killed by beheaded!

Sakura was filled with tears to see Sasuke kill off Scott like that. The former boyfriend turned murderer!

"You freakin monster!" Naruto exclaims in rage, wanting to beat Sasuke right to the ground right now.

"Oh don't mourn your now 'headless' friend, Naruto. You, Sakura and the rest of your friends will be joining him later." Shen said cruelly. He turns to his army while ordering, "Restrain them!"

Then Crydius fires his staff at Peter, levitating the Spider Man while conjuring up a great black cauldron and had the statue of Stefan's grave restrain him.

"Ah yes...my father's grave...Now we can get this underway. Joker, do it quickly!" Crydius exclaims, ordering the Joker to get to the ritual ASAP.

"Right." The Joker said with a slow nod.

He proceeds to dunk Maleficent's almost dead body into the Cauldron as Crydius begins some kind of ritual.

"Bone of my father...unwillingly given." Crydius spoke.

Soon a bone of Stefan appears and hovers over to the villain who is obviously controlling it to do so. The evil villain drops the said bone into the cauldron.

"Come forward, Nathaniel!" Crydius orders to Nathaniel who came over as the former is continuing the ritual. "Flesh of the servant and traitor, willingly sacrificed."

Crydius conjures up a dagger Natheniel reluctantly held his own arm over the cauldron and pauses a bit...then Crydius had the arm cut right off much to Peter, Naruto and his pals who were pinned by Lord Shen's forces horror. What used to be attached to the traitor of the Parkers has now dropped right into the cauldron itself.

Then Crydius turns sinisterly to Peter as he goes over to the boy, saying, "And finally, the blood of the enemy, forcibly taken."

Suddenly using the same knife, the son of Maleficent stabs at Peter's alarm causing him to scream in pain. As he does, blood came out of the Spider Man's arm which the villainous young Master of All Evil collect via the said knife. Now he takes the blood over to the cauldron and let Peter's blood fell right in.

"And now, arise mother! The time of your return to power and Aku's has finally arrived!" Crydius roars sinisterly.

The wounded Peter and pinned down ninja/kung Fu troupe watch as lightning clashes in the sky like evil.

Then the cauldron began to boil out blood and its three legs grasp the ground as Crydus raised his arms high as green fire appears and explodes from the cauldron itself.

And out of the cauldron comes...Maleficent herself! Only she only had a full body now and was clad a black and purple robes of some sort that reached all the way down to her feet. The woman's eyes were yellow. Her eye shadow was purplish black. There was a ring of some sort on her right index finger. She had long red fingernails. She also had a dark hood that covered whatever hair she might have had. The collar of her robes was sticking up like that of Dracula's. There were two horns that were on her head like her son's.

And the sight of her made Crydius grin sinisterly along with Joker, Nathaniel, Sasuke, Lord Shen and his forces while Peter and the Ninja/Kung Fu troupe watch in horror. Maleficent has finally returned.

"Ok, now that was really scary!" Pinkie exclaims, shuddering at this sight.

 

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And soon, it didn't take long for the discovery that Spike and Rainbow has escaped was found out...and a huge angry mob gathered around the hall, shouting angrily. Those two monsters must die or they will destroy everyone!

Skipper and his pals came out of the town hall as the head penguin orders, "SILENCE!" The ponies stop talking to allow him to speak. "Up, boys."

"Right." Kowalski said as he, Private and Rico made Skipper's wooden fin go up.

"As you ponies know, a riot is an ugly thing." Skipper said as Kowalski made the fin goes down. "And I believe it's about blasted time we get one!"

The crowd cheers wildly, time for a riot to get rid of the monsters that are going to terrorize everyone! Of course, not every pony is upset. Snow Pillow, who befriend Spike and Rainbow the other day, looks worried as she mumbles, "Even if I can't see this, I am worried."

"Kill the monsters!" Trixie cheers on wickedly and in determination. She was right, they should've got ridden of Twilight before she made her monsters. Now, she will pay the price for her "wicked" ways!

"As the Herd is my witness...up." Skipper orders Private who raises the fin once more. "She will curse the day..."

"That she was born a Doofenshmirtz!" Rico continues on, laughing while finishing up for his boss.

"What?!" The crowd yells out confused, not sure what Rico is saying again.

Skipper made his fin goes down as he snaps, "Rico said, and I will finish, she will curse the day that she was born a Doofenshmirtz!"

"Yeah!"

Soon the penguins goes through the cheering crowd as they led them through the town. They will hunt down those monsters and destroy them...and capture and kill Twilight for making them in the first place! Only then will the last of the infamous Doofenshmirtzes be gone for good!

 

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It didn't take long for Twilight to find out about Spike and Rainbow's escape. She stood on the floor right near Rarity's chair as the mare is painting her hooves right in the room that Rarity and Soarin' are staying in.

"Loose, they had broken loose." Twilight said in sadness while shaking her head. "Do you know what that means?"

"Darling, you mustn't worry so." Rarity said to Twilight with a sigh.

"Right, things will turn out fine, you'll see." Soarin' said to his fiancée as he helps her up to her hooves.

"Well...I suppose you two are right." Twilight said with a sigh. Hopefully Spike and Rainbow will be far away as possible, keeping themselves safe from the angry mob...but how will the doctor keep herself safe when the mob comes after HER?

"Yeah, of course I am. Now come along like a good filly."

"What would I do with you two?"

"Well, darling, is your room just down the hall in case I get the frights during the night?" Rarity teases Twilight with a giggle over this.

"Yes...but maybe I thought...perhaps tonight, with what's going on, I might stay here with Soarin'." Twilight said with a thoughtful look.

"Well, that does sound like an idea." Soarin' said with a smirk on his face.

"Now, now, would you two want each other like this, now, so soon before your wedding, so near that you two could almost touch it?" Rarity ask Twilight and Soarin', suggesting that they still wait for after the wedding to do the "naughty".

Soarin' pauses and sighs a bit, perhaps Rarity does have a point. Twilight hesitates for a bit...then shouted, "YES!"

Twilight prepares to pounce to Soarin', she wants it so now, but Soarin' stops her, shoving the mare back while saying, "Whoa, easy girl! Rarity may got something! Or...or...just wait a little white longer when you can give yourself to me without hesitation, that way, you can be totally and unashamedly and legally mine?"

"Yes, would you want that, darling?" Rarity ask Twilight playfully.

"Wow...that's a tough choice." Twilight said in hesitation. Ben didn't mind it when the two did it together...so why the hay can't she do it with Soarin' now?!

"Oooooh, you're a tough pony." Soarin' remarks to Twilight, teasing his fiancée a bit, making a kissing sound though all this does is make the unicorn looked down in chagrin.

"Yeah...I guess you're right."

"Of course, always am, babe! Now give me a kiss before saying goodnight."

Twilight smiles a bit, maybe a little kiss. The purple mare goes near Soarin', but Rarity stops her for a bit, saying sternly, "No tongues."

Twilight hesitates a bit, then sighs as Soarin' gives her a kiss. The Pegasus, satisfied, turns away with a smile, saying, "Goodnight, baby."

"Yeah, right, right." Twilight said with a slow nod.

"Goodnight, sweetheart."

"Uh-huh."

"Love ya." Soarin' said, although he doesn't know the reluctant look on his bride to be's face.

"Love you too." Twilight mumbles right back, trying to keep the less-thrilled look from being shown here.

"You love me, right?"

"Mmm-hmmm."

"Love you, honey." Soarin' said to Twilight, making her and Rarity chuckled a bit. The couple looks so adorable! "Sweet dreams, babe."

"Right, sweet dreams too." Twilight said with a sigh as she prepares to take her leave.

"Bye, darling, don't let the bed bugs bite." Rarity giggles a bit as Twilight leaves the room, closing the door on her way out. "See, Soarin'? That's how you keep your virginity for a wedding."

Twilight sighs as she leaves the room in worry. How will she tell Soarin' that she no longer loves him? That the unicorn now loves another?

 

Author's note
Wow, Spike and Rainbow escaped...and Twilight is now in love with Ben. Tough! In the next chapter, Soarin' and Rarity meets Rainbow and Spike, and the four has a "fun" time together. Also, Twilight and Ben must make a sacrifice to help Spike, but will it be enough to save him? And even then, what will save everyone from the angry mob? Read, review and suggest!

 

There's a reference to another Mel Brooks film "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" in here.

 

Riff Tannen is my MLP: FIM OC based on Biff Tannen of the Back to the Future franchise.

 

There is a reference to my future fourth chapter of the Peter Parker Harry Potter fanmake as well.

Author's note
All right, this fic has two more chapters to go and I can finally get it done officially. This is going to be great, so move on!

 

Chapter 8: The Final Operation

 

Rainbow sighs as she and Spike are nearby the castle. They're back but do they even want to come back here? They failed Twilight and are big fugitives. Who will want them anyway?

Inside the guest room at the moment, Rarity was getting ready for bed as she is singing.

 

Rarity: He has loosed the fateful lightning
Of his terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on
Da-aa da da da da da.

 

Glory, glory hallelujah

 

The two heard the singing and peeks in through the window. They saw Rarity singing as Soarin' was putting on a shirt himself.

 

Glory, glory, hallelujah

 

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!" Rainbow exclaims excitedly upon seeing Soarin’, jumping up and appears to have her wings soaring like mad.

"Rainbow? What's gotten into you?" Spike ask his former victim in bewilderment.

"It's Soarin'...Oh, I knew that he'd come."

"Soarin'?"

"Twilight's so-called fiancee. Well...not for long if I have anything to say about it." Rainbow said with a mischievous look on her face as she glances at Soarin'. That hunk deserves someone other than that egghead!

"Good point...and that Unicorn looks really pretty." Spike said happily upon glancing at Rarity. "Such a beautiful mare."

"That's your choice. Me, I prefer the handsome, friendly-looking jock."

"But it would be wrong of us to just take them and have our way with them, as tempting as that is."

"How about we just knock on their doors and invite them for an evening out with an option to take it further if THEY wish to take it further?" Rainbow ask Spike thoughtfully. After all, it's best to ask than to just kidnap the two, right?

"Sounds good to me." Spike said with an excited smile on his face. Rarity will be his...

If anyone were to be near the guest room or the castle itself at this point, they would've heard a loud shriek of a familiar white unicorn screaming into the night....

 

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The mob continues their search for the monsters, they have to be here somewhere.

"Uh, Skipper? Shouldn't we just go to the castle?" Private ask Skipper puzzled. "I mean, that's where the monsters' creators are at."

"Yes, but we must take down those monsters first!" Skipper exclaims sternly to Private. "It's in the monsters rule book."

"And if we don't find them in the countryside, then we go to the castle and invade." Kowalski said in agreement while Rico grunts while nodding a bit.

A dog named Winona is leading one half of the mob through the other bridge. It won't be long now until Spike and Rainbow are caught.

 

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At this moment, Spike and Rainbow are carrying Rarity and Soarin' through the forest, the last two are unconscious. The undead mare groans out, "Okay, what happened to just inviting them?"

"I just telling ya. The white unicorn mare saw a mouse, she screams and jumps into Soarin', knocking both of them out." Spike reminds Rainbow of what really happened that caused Rarity and Soarin' to fell unconscious earlier. "We will just take them to another place so we can wait for them to wake up."

"And we couldn't just stay at the castle for that?"

"And let the mob find us? Not a chance!" Spike hears the dogs barking from somewhere in the forest. "Uh oh. We got to get out of here, fast."

The two monsters with the unconscious ones move their way through the forest. They got to find a place to hide...and fast!

 

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The mob continues their search throughout the forest. Spike and Rainbow must be in here somewhere. Trixie wasn't watching where she was going as the mare hits into a tree by accident.

"Ouch! Trixie meant to do that." Trixie groans out, feeling her forehead as the unicorn moves on her way.

 

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In some sort of stable in the forest, Rarity and Soarin' soon begins to wake up while their saviors, so to speak, wait for them to do so. The mare groans out, "Where...where am I?"

"Anywhere but the castle." Soarin' groans as he feels his head. "Honestly, Rarity? Freaking out over a mouse?"

"I can't help it! Mice freaks me out easily!"

"Hi there." Spike said, giving a wave to Rarity. The mare gasped upon seeing him while Soarin' looks astounded as he saw Rainbow for the first time ever.

"Hey, what's up?" Rainbow ask with a smile to Soarin', getting rather...interesting so to speak.

"Where are we? Who are you?" Rarity ask Spike in concern.

"Name's Spike...and this...is Rainbow Dash." Spike said with a smile as he introduce himself and Rainbow to the two ponies that they brought here.

"What's up," Rainbow exclaims, giving a salute to the two.

Soarin' gulped in concern, "What do you want with us?"

"Oh...nothing much than...some...fun." Spike said, giving a lustful look to Rarity, much to her surprise and concern.

"Fun? What do you mean?" Rarity ask Spike a bit meekly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Spike!" Rainbow exclaims as she notices Spike is trying to undress himself, causing her to stop. "Remember what we agree on? We take this slowly and not cut to the chase."

"Oh, sorry, sorry, my bad. I guess when you see a unicorn this beautiful, you got to want to do so, you know?" Spike ask with a chuckle towards Rarity, making her blush a bit.

"Err, look, I am not scared of you. How much do you want?" Rarity ask Spike meekly, trying to sound brave but is having trouble doing so. "My parents are very rich, you could have the whole world at your claws! I must be back at 11:30. I'm expecting a very important call."

"Hey, whoa, whoa. Listen, I think we got off at the wrong foot here! You both knocked each other out, we brought you here..."

"Instead of waiting at the castle because of a mob chasing us, what are we gonna do?" Rainbow remarks with a shrug, pointing out why the two didn't wait for Rarity and Soarin' to wake up back at the castle.

"So how about we try again, okay?" Spike ask Rarity with a smile, wanting to start all over again.

"Well, sure, I guess." Rarity said, calming down a bit. At least one of these two is polite enough to want to start all over.

"What do you want?" Soarin' ask Rainbow as to what she wants as the mare got close to him.

"Well, I don't want to do anything you don't want me to do, but I was planning to inviting you to dinner and a show." Rainbow said with a smile to the stallion, making him blush a bit. "If the answer is no, however, I'll respect your decision and leave you alone for the time being."

"Well, that's awfully decent of you."

"What are you doing, Soarin'? You're an engaged stallion." Rarity said, shocked and disbelief that Soarin' would jump in to a date with Rainbow when he is still engaged to Twilight!

"Hey, that doesn't mean he can't just enjoy the company of a friend who just happens to be female." Spike said to Rarity as he walks on over to her.

"Good point. And just do YOU want to do?"

"Something similar to what Rainbow wishes to do with Soarin', but with YOU. And, if it goes beyond that, I will make sure it's only because you are completely willing."

Rarity giggles happily as she said to Spike, "As Soarin' said to Rainbow, that's awfully decent of you."

 

Sometime later...

 

The couples came back to the barn sometime later, laughing. They had a great time in whatever it is that they were doing.

"That was a great dinner and a wonderful movie." Soarin' said to Rainbow with a smile.

"Agreed. Thank you both for the wonderful evening." Rainbow said to Soarin', nuzzling him a bit. Wow, she is awesome...for a dead mare.

"You're quite welcome, but there's nothing saying the evening has to be over just yet, unless you want it to be." Spike said to Rarity with a sly smirk on his face.

"However, if you DO wish to take it further, we know of a nice secluded place large enough to comfortably house four."

"Just keep in mind, we did NOT kidnap you, we INVITED you."

"And we will NOT take this ANY further than YOU want us to take it." Rainbow said to Soarin' with a nod of excitement.

"I assume you are making sure we remember that so that, if somebody questions you, AND US, later, neither of you will be railroaded for anything heinous." Rarity said with a nod, she actually thought that was gave.

"Wait, what are we saying? This is large enough." Spike said as he lay Rarity down onto the hay. "Heh heh heh..."

"Spike, what did you say? Speak, come on, speak; Wait, what are you doing?" Rarity ask the Dragon. She notices Spike giving out a seductive grin. It didn't take long for the white unicorn to figure out what he's about to do. "Oh my Herd! Are you serious?"

"You bet your flank I am!" Spike exclaims with a mischievous grin.

"I'm...I..." Rarity said with a gulp. She saw something...amusing below Spike, causing her to blush wildly. "Woof! So...is it true what they say about you Dragons?"

"I guess...you're about to find out." Spike remarks to Rarity who gulped as the Dragon laid down with her.

"Wait! I'm engaged, really! And...well, I wanted to...it was never in my intention to..."

Rarity moans and groans with Spike having his way with her...and the happy unicorn begins to sing.

 

Rarity: Ooooh, sweet mystery of life,
At last I've found you!

 

Spike happily grunts as Rarity continues her happy singing.

 

Oh, at last I know the secret of your arms!

 

Spike comment, "Whoa, Rarity, you have an excellent singing voice." 

Rarity add, "Thanks, but my little sister is even better in that regard."

"I think we know where this is going." Rainbow said to Soarin' with a smirk.

"Look...uh...Rainbow Dash was it?" Soarin' ask nervously to Rainbow. He was doing fine with her until now, but...

"Yep...that's me."

"Okay...Rainbow Dash...I'm...engaged to Twilight Sparkle...and by the looks of you...you look dead."

"I'm not dead, Soarin'...I'm undead." Rainbow teases Soarin' as she messes with his mane, making him blush.

Soarin' nevertheless tries to move her hoof away as he insists, "Yes, I can see that...but I am not...un-engaged."

"Soarin', you cowardly virgin...just colt up and do it with her!" Rarity snaps to Soarin' as she and Spike continues making out in many ways possible.

"But if I do that Rarity, then Twilight will skin me and--."

"Forget about that egghead, Soarin'...let me kiss you." Rainbow remarks eagerly as she prepares to kiss Soarin' excitedly. "Let me show you the raw...passionate, unbridled...sexual frenzy that you've been denying yourself with Twilight for far too long."

"But...but...but...Rainbow...I'm proper..." Soarin' said to Rainbow nervously.

"Oh yeah...well so are these!"

Then Rainbow...being the bold mare that she was flashed her goods at the WonderBolt stallion who gulped in surprise and alarm. For an undead Pegasus mare, Rainbow had a very attractive and huge....tracts of land.

"Rainbow..." Soarin' said in amazement and excitement. He definitely wants those tracts of land!

"So...have you changed your mind? Hmm?" Rainbow ask Soarin' with a lustful look in her eyes.

"Oh...all right. I suppose what Twilight doesn't know won't kill her."

"But...please be gentle, Soarin'...I'm a virgin, too."

"You mean...when you were alive...you didn't--?" Soarin' ask Rainbow, surprised on hearing that.

"No...I didn't." Rainbow remarks slyly as she shakes her head meaning "no".

"Then don't worry, Rainbow...I'll be gentle."

"And I trust you, Soarin'."

 

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The mob continues looking around the forest, no sign of the monsters anywhere. As they move towards the castle at last, Skipper forces his wooden fin up to shush everyone.

 

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By now, the undead monsters and their lovers are done having their fun. Spike and Rainbow smoke a few cigarettes before giving one each to Rarity and Soarin' who took them and smoked a bit. Best "fun" they ever had.

"Wow, you are the queen, Rainbow." Soarin' said, giving a wolf whistle to Rainbow. "Yahoo."

"Penny for your thoughts." Rarity said to Spike slyly.

"One heck of a smoke." Spike remarks with a grunt, sighing a bit.

"Oh, you are incorrigible, aren't you?'

"You little undead pony neck." Soarin' teases as he nuzzles Rainbow a bit, making her smile.

"Well, thanks to you two, Spike has conquered his fear of fire, right Spike?" Rainbow ask Spike with a smirk. It's true, the Dragon was no longer scared of fire, thanks to his time with Dragon.

"Heck yeah." Spike remarks, breathing smoke a bit. "So, Rare...want another round?"

"All right, seven has always been my lucky number." Rarity said with a sigh. The two lovers threw their cigarettes away. "Come over here, you hot Dragon!"

"Come to papa!"

The two prepared to kiss the hay out of each other. Soarin' laughs a bit, "Man, you really are a hot hunk, aren't you?"

Suddenly, and before Spike could begin to kiss Rarity once more, he stops upon hearing some familiar music. The Dragon looks around, a bit amazed and in a trance.

"Huh? What's wrong? What is it?" Rarity ask Spike in concern. The two were doing great until now! "What, is it that music?"

"That music...from before..." Spike mumbles a bit, feeling like wanting to go to it again.

"Oh, it's probably some music from a cottage nearby." Soarin' said to Spike in concern.

"Yes, darling, nothing to worry about." Rarity said to her new love with a whimper. She doesn't want Spike to leave, not now.

"I must go!" Spike exclaims as he got up and heads on off to where the music is coming from.

"Spike, wait up!" Rainbow exclaims as she got up to follow her friend. Wherever that music is coming from, it better not be a trap!

"Spikey-Wikey? Where are you going? I was just starting to get into it." Rarity shouts after Spike but to her dismay, he and Rainbow are gone, disappearing into the night.

"STARTING to get into it? Really? Sounds like you were into it for at least the last hour." Soarin' remarks to Rarity, laughing a bit. It's funny, because it's true!

"Really? Look who's talking. Mister "'Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong my brains out!'"

"Okay, okay. Point taken, but let's not get into an argument about which one of the two was a better lover."

"Fair enough. But still, seven or eight quick ones, then they're off to boast and brag to their friends. Well, they had both better keep their mouths shut." Rarity remarks with a scoff. She feels upset and jiffed that the Dragon that the white unicorn is falling for is now leaving just to brag!

"Yeah." Soarin' said in agreement. He lies down into the hay, sighing, "Still, no offense to Twi, but I think I am in love."

"As am I. Now there is the matter of breaking the news gently to my fiancée back in America."

"Eh, forget him. He was messing around with a mare of his own anyway."

 

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As it turns out, Twilight is playing the music from a violin through two megaphones that are hooked up. Pinkie was playing an instrument of her own which is a big horn. They hope that Spike and Rainbow can hear that so that the two monsters will come back home.

The two stopped playing for a moment, waiting. Ben sighs, "Nothing."

Twilight and Pinkie nevertheless kept on playing. They must keep on playing. As they do so, Fluttershy spots two familiar figures heading to the castle, causing the mare to call out, "Look! They're coming back!"

"Look, there they are!" Applejack exclaims in amazement. "Keep playing, Twilight! 'De music, it's 'de music 'dat's bringing those two back!"

Twilight kept on playing on the music. Rainbow looks around, saying to Spike, "Looks like the egghead is calling us back with that music."

"I got to get up there!" Spike exclaims in his trance still. He must get to the music.

"Come on, come up you two!" Ben calls out to Spike and Rainbow in determination. The two monsters spot some vines nearby and uses them to begin to climb up the wall. "Yes, come on, come on! You two can do it!"

"Hurry!" Everyone calls out, causing Spike and Rainbow to climb faster to the top.

"Come on, yew can do it, sugah cube!" Applejack exclaims with a smile. As Rainbow and Spike got closer to the top, the cowpony tried to reach for them, but Spike roars at her.

"Don't touch him!" Twilight exclaims as Rainbow manages to climb over the wall safe and sound. "Spike wants to do it himself!"

"Back off, I want to do it myself!" Spike snaps at anyone who is trying to help him. The Dragon yelps as he slips a bit, "Whoa!"

"Yes, you can do it! You can do it!" Twilight cheers on to Spike. The Dragon winced as he tries to climb as hard as he could. "Please, Spike, please!" Spike grunts then gave out one more roar before he made it to the top of the wall at last. The Dragon was preparing to faint. "Someone catch him!"

The ponies managed to catch Spike before he could fall off the edge. As they put him into a chair, Twilight kept on playing as she then ask, "Have the preparations made for the transference?"

"Yeah, they are." Fluttershy said to Twilight with a nod.

"Wait, transference?" Rainbow ask, breathing in and out due to the climbing that the undead mare have to go through to get up here.

"Are yew sure yew wanna go through wit' 'dis?" Applejack ask Twilight seriously. Once her friend does the transference, there may not be any turning back.

"It's the only thing that can save Spike now." Twilight said with a slow nod as she kept on playing. Only with this transference can Spike truly be saved.

"You do realize that you are endangering BOTH of your lives?" Pinkie ask Twilight. This causes the purple unicorn to make a sour note as if knowing this fact unfortunately.

"Yes."

"Make that ALL THREE of our lives." Ben said in determination, much to Twilight's surprise and worry.

"Ben?!" Twilight ask Ben scared. The stallion want to do a transference of his own?!

"Well, I don't want to have to live without you if this transfer goes wrong. Besides, the risk will be cut in half if we both transfer something."

Well, when one put it that way, how could one say no to that explanation?

 

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It was a bit later in the lab. Twilight, Ben and Spike are strapped to tables in nightgowns. The living ponies are wearing helmets with wires on their heads for the transference operation. The others, including the undead Rainbow, stood nearby. Hopefully this will work.

"I will switch it off!" Rainbow exclaims making the others nod. The Pegasus pony turn a lot of switches off before she and the others came down to one light that is flickering like mad. Rainbow hits the light, shutting it off.

"So how do we know when they are done?" Fluttershy ask, wondering how the group will know when the progress is done.

As Pinkie put a small device near Twilight, she spoke up, "Twiley said that we must allow 15 minutes, not one second more or less."

Of course, it was almost a few minutes later when the mob finally arrived outside the castle. Kowalski exclaims, "We are here!"

"Boys, time we put my wooden fin to work!" Skipper exclaims in determination. The castle is locked up but the mob isn't going to allow that to stop them!

Inside the lab, Applejack spoke anxiously to the others, "So how long now?"

"2 more minutes." Rainbow said, glancing at Twilight and Ben while looking at the clock. Hopefully this work.

But 2 more minutes is what no one may never get! The other penguins and the ponies lifted Skipper who made a fist with his wooden fin. He called out, "Ein, swei, drei!"

The mob shouted as they used Skipper as a battering ram in hopes to knock down the door. Rico laughs madly as Private calls out, "This is fun!"

"Ein, swei, drei!" Skipper exclaims as everyone hits the door once more. "Ein, swei, drei!"

It took one more ram before the door busted open. The mob shouted as they enter the castle, preparing to storm it and find and kill the monsters, along with their creator!

The commotion was heard in the lab, making Fluttershy gasps, "Eeep, what's that noise?"

"Not good. What time is it?" Applejack ask worried. The mob is storming the castle, the heroes got to be close to being done by now!

"Almost time." Pinkie said seriously as everyone looks at the clock nearby. It's almost time.

It didn't take long for the villagers to find the secret passage and storm down it, heading to the lab. Hearing the commotion made Rainbow gasps, "Oh man, it's the villagers!"

Skipper was used as a battering ram again as the villagers busted down the door to the lab before storming inside. They are bloody thirsty raving mad now! The monsters and Twilight must die!
"No, no!" The mares of the group calls out in terror as the villagers begin storming the lab.

"Stop, wait, just another 7 seconds!" Rainbow pleads frantically as the villagers grab her. "Stop!"

"Too late!" Skipper exclaims sternly as Trixie destroyed a part of the machine, causing the clock to stop in 3 seconds. As the helmets are removed, the unconscious Twilight and Ben were lifted. "Twilight shall be hanged for the crimes against ponies!"

"NO, NO, NO!"

It looks like it's too late, it's all over. That is until a familiar voice snaps, "STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!" The villagers stop in shock and alarm as they turn to see who was yelling: Spike himself! "Put those two ponies and Rainbow Dash down!"

"It's the monster Dragon!" Private exclaims, stunned by this.

"No, it can't be!" Golden Harvest exclaims in concern and disbelief.

"But it is, it is!"

"Hey, did I stutter? Put Twilight, Ben and Rainbow down now!" Spike exclaims angrily to the villagers. They hesitated at first but then put the mentioned trio down.

Applejack and Fluttershy managed to unhook Spike, allowing him to get off the table. This caused the villagers to back off in worry and fear as Snow Pillow, who arrived, watched the scene.

"Oh, and who do you think you are? Ordering these ponies about?" Skipper demands suspiciously to Spike, not liking his attitude.

"Allow him to speak, please!" Snow Pillow calls out to Skipper, wanting Spike to speak.

"Yeah, let Spike speak, lame-o!" Rainbow snaps as she pushes Skipper back, making the penguin leader yelp in surprise.

"Right, I am Spike the Dragon, a former Cupcakes Killer...and now the monster!" Spike exclaims as he leans to Skipper, causing most of the villagers to back away in alarm and fear.

"Right, right, you are the monster, I see that now." Skipper said with a slow nod. Suddenly he is beginning less afraid and more concerned by what Spike would do.

"Yeah, as long as I can remember, ponies hated me. They looked at my face, my body...and ran away in terror...hating me because of my crimes..."

"I don't hate you." Snow Pillow said as she came over and nuzzled Spike by the leg.

"Hey, kid, it's you." Rainbow said to Snow Pillow with a grin, happy as Spike to see her again. "We thought you were a goner."

"No, Spike just made me land in my bed..."

"Snow Pillow..." Frostine said to her daughter gently. It looks like her blind daughter has indeed made some friends, even monster ones too!

"Glad you're okay, Snow Pillow." Spike said with a sigh to Snow Pillow. Latrine opens a latch from behind the door in another room as she watches on. "Now then, in my loneliness, I felt like...if I couldn't inspire love, which is all I ever wanted and hoped for...I would instead cause fear..."

"Yeah...I think that's why Spike killed me...because of that fact." Rainbow said, making the ponies gasps a bit. "Maybe it's because...I was scared of him when I was alive."

"I only live because this poor half-crazed unicorn genius has given me life again." Spike explains gently. The mares in the room sniffed in tears a bit. "She alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, she and her love used their own bodies as guinea pigs to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself."

The villagers were silent...they felt guilt-ridden about how they were behaving now. All their life, they fear and hated monsters, wanting to destroy them...but now realize that all they want to do is to feel love and to have friends.

"Well, I guess this is an entirely different situation, right boys?" Skipper ask his operatives who nodded in agreement. He moves his fin while continuing, "Spike, Rainbow Dash, as leader of this community, I wish to be the first to offer you my fin in friendship."

Rainbow and Spike smiles as they shook Skipper's fin, making everyone clapped. Latrine was in tears, smiling a bit. Doofenshmirtz's name and legacy has at last been redeemed!

"Thanks, Skipper." Spike said with a smile.

"Hey, you're welcome, kid. Now then, let us go back to my house for some fish and wine!" Skipper exclaims with a smile. Suddenly, the penguin's wooden fin came right off, making everyone gasped. "Oh horse crap!"

"Yeah, perhaps you should get that fixed." Rainbow said with a nervous chuckle to Skipper.

"Well, not to worry, Skipper, this can be fixed." Kowalski said as he takes the wooden fin from Spike, making Rico grunts in agreement.

"To the lumberyard!" Skipper exclaims in determination. The villagers cheer on as they follow the penguins out of the lab to make their way to the lumberyard in hopes to get that fin fixed.

Only Twilight's friends as well as the monsters remain, looking at Twilight and Ben. They leaned closer to them, hopefully that they live throughout this...

 

Author's note
Well, Twilight has done it. She has saved Spike, as well as Rainbow. But will she and Ben lived through this? In the next and final chapter, the aftermath as well as "interesting things". Read, review and suggest.

 

There are references to "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" as well as a bit of "Blazing Saddles" to boot.

Author's note
Here it is, folks, the big finale of this story. I cannot wait to finally get this fanmake done, so read on and enjoy yourselves!

 

Epilogue: Undead Ever After

 

Fortunately, Twilight and Ben has survived the operation, enough to kiss and happily each other...right in front of everyone, including Rarity and Soarin' who joined them a while later surprisingly. Luckily, their friends are happy for them, especially Soarin' who decided to call off the engagement.

Soarin' comment, "Look, Twi, I'm sorry things didn't work out between us. I mean, we both gave it an honest shot, but we also both fell in love with other ponies."

Amazingly enough, Twilight admits to the same thing and is glad that her engagement to Soarin' is over...and her new one to Benjamin Maregilligan has begun!

A couple of dates later and the double wedding has begun, friends, family and even the former angry mob was invited to the undead wedding in Equestrian history! The Doofenshmirtz, once hated and shunned, is now well-respected once more in the land!

Once the wedding is over, friends and families congratulate the wedded couples. Shining Armor and Cadance are congratulating Twilight and Ben at their wedding with Twilight admitting that, until a few weeks ago, her big brother and her sister-in-law were literally the only two family members other than her parents she really cared about. The doctor even invite Shining Armor and Cadance to share the castle with her, Ben and the others, pointing out that the castle is more than big enough for all of them.

Flash comment, "Way to go, Bennie boy! For a long time, I've been hoping you would find the right mare, like I did with Sunset. It may have taken a while, but it finally happened."

"Hey thanks, buddy." Ben said with a smile. "At least now, the villagers are beginning to respect monsters, not hate them as they once did."

Surprisingly enough, an explosion occurred, surprising everyone as a vampire named Terrorcreep appears. He spoke up as he motions a hoof to the castle on the hoof, "Excuse me? How much is that Castle Doofenshmirtz that I've heard about? I heard somepony is planning on selling it a few weeks ago and I wish to have it for a rather large sum."

"That's me, but I'm afraid you can't have it, sir." Twilight said to Terrorcreep with a shrug. Sure, a few weeks ago she wanted to get rid of it, but now? It is her family legacy. "But I can rent a room out for you if you like."

"I believe I will like that, miss."

Even Billy, the dumb kid who once accidentally tortured Spike not too long ago is at the wedding. He spots Latrine who gave him a flirty smile and waves to him, much to the moron's interest.

Billy comment, "Hey, I might be a blind idiot, but even I can tell that this lady is a lot nicer than Mandy." The boy laughs stupidly as he rushes over to Latrine, knocking over a few stuff as a result. This could be a start of a "beautiful relationship".

 

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It was sometime after the wedding that Twilight and Ben came home to Castle Doofenshmirtz. Outside of Twilight's room, singing is heard from Ben.

 

Ben: Da dum da-dum

 

The door opens up as Ben came into Twilight's room, holding his bride Twilight on his bed. Yes, sir, those two are so happy.

 

Dee dum da-dum.

 

Twilight giggles as she uses her magic to close the door. Time for some "privacy", one may say. Hint, hint.

 

Dee dum da da dum-

 

Ben stops his singing, smiling as he put Twilight down, saying, "Welcome home, Mrs. Doofenshmirtz Sparkle Maregilligan."

"Mrs. Doofenshmirtz Sparkle Maregilligan. What a great name." Twilight said happily as Ben takes his hat off. The family name has been redeemed and now, Twilight got a new name to share with her new husband.

"Oh darling..." Ben sighs, preparing to kiss her.

"Ah ah ah. Hold on to your hat, lover boy."

"What?"

"I'll be right back." Twilight said seductively. She heads over to the bathroom, making Ben excited. Now is it's his turn to get ready for the big "fun".

"Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!" Ben exclaims as he put his own hat on. This is going to be great. "Oh, ho, ho!"

Ben put his stuff down as he begins to undress his groom outfit off. During this time, the groom begins to sing once more.

 

Dee dum da-dum
Dee dum da-da

 

Ben almost took his hat off, but remembered to keep it on. As he does, the husband calls out, "Hey, love. I'm holding onto it."

"Just a few more seconds!" Twilight calls out from the bathroom. Ben sighs and got back to undressing while he hums the wedding march. The groom then goes over to the window and opens it to breath in the air.

Suddenly Twilight is heard singing a familiar lullaby that was heard so many times before.

 

Twilight's Voice: La dee da dum
La dee da da

 

Ben turns slowly to where Twilight was singing. Her singing is so...enhancting...

 

La la la da
La dum
La dee da dum
Da dee da da
La dee da da
La la

 

Ben felt something in his head, mumbling, "That music...it's so...smoothing..."

 

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When the wedding is over, Rarity and Spike returned to their new hope in America. The family was surprised that the white unicorn is now married to an undead Dragon. But as long as she's happy, that's all that matters, right?

Spike was reading a comic book in the bedroom while Rarity was in the bathroom, humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic. He tell Spike, "Look, Spikey-Wikey, I AM sorry my little sister and her friends went over-board on your welcoming party, but their hearts WERE in the right place. And I'm also sorry my former fiancee` gave you such a hard time. Hopefully, the poor dear WILL find the right mare and get over it."

"Right, right, don't remind me." Spike remarks to his wife with a shrug.

"Also, did you notice that I put in a little special in the bathroom for your shirts? And the other one is just for socks and poo poo undies."

"Ick, uncomfy."

"Well, here I come, darling." Rarity is heard, giggling a bit.

Spike looks up to see Rarity wearing a nightly night gown while her mane is loose. The mare made a hiss, snorting and "tiching" as she came over to her husband. As she kicks her off the slippers. Rarity begins to sing.

 

Rarity: Doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo.

 

Rarity made a hissing noise as she touches her flank. Spike looks to the camera, remarking, "Wow..."

 

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Rainbow and Soarin' are tenderly dancing in the sky, with Rainbow commenting, "That was a totally awesome triple-wedding."

 

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Meanwhile with Pinkie, she's watching TV again. It's the My Little Heroines episode which is the second Christmas episode where Kim's family celebrate it with Lilo's.

"Heh, heh heh, Look at Danny around Meg." Stitch chuckles as he notes Danny around Meg.

"Stitch, no! It IS possible we are already related, even if only by adoption." Lilo exclaims to Stitch in alarm. "Besides, Danny already has a girlfriend."

"Spoilsport."

"Look, Miss Griffin, I don't mean to disrespect you. You seem like a nice lady, but, well, even if we don't yet know for certain if we're already related -" Danny said to Meg awkwardly, wanting to break this to her as best as he could.

Meg frowns in disappointment as she ask, "You're already taken?"

"Well, yeah. And June is DEFINITELY the jealous type."

"Just my luck!"

"Hey, I just don't think the idea of my girlfriend going all Miss Piggy on you would exactly help in endearing my family with yours." Danny said to Meg, reasoning with her.

"Point well taken. You will be having ENOUGH hassles with that stuff when June has to contend with Supergirl when the author's friend Julayla gets around to the fanmakes of the current Muppets TV series." Meg remarks with a shrug, seeing Danny's point on that.

Pinkie giggles as she goes back to the game that she was playing earlier "Heroes Fandango".

"Well, it took some doing, but I managed to get that brief case full of stolen golden tickets away from Grodd." Stitch said to Lilo, holding the brief case with the golden tickets in it.

"And, as for Grodd himself?" Lilo ask Stitch, wondering about the villain.

"He won't be bothering anybody ever again - living OR DEAD. Let's just say he became a leading expert in the field of botany."

"You know, I was thinking."

"About what?" Stitch ask Lilo, wondering what she is thinking.

Lilo, taking her golden ticket back, continues, "Well, now that I finally my golden ticket back, I'll probably be on the first luxury train to Heaven in the morning. I don't know if this will be the last time we see each other or not, even though I definitely honestly hope it is NOT. Still, just in case it is -"

"You want - spend the night with me?"

"Well, you told me four years ago that any naughty thing I did over HERE wouldn't count against my record in life."

"Point taken." Stitch said, seeing his love's point on that.

 

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Ben was "Mmmming" in the dark as he goes over to bed back home. It's time for the couple to sleep for the night.

"Mmmm. Feeling is mutual." Twilight giggles as Ben sat near his wife on the bed. As the doctor lays near her groom, she just have a though. "You know the transfer? Spike got portions of our combined brains and *I* gained an increased talent for fire magic, but what did you gain?"

Ben gave out a seductive smirk as he is answering in his own way, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Before Twilight knew it, her husband pounces on her and...

"Whoa, no! I cannot believe it! Ow, ow! Oh, oh..."

Twilight sighs happily as she begins to sound while her husband pleasured her.

 

Twilight: Oh, sweet mystery of life
At last I found you!

 

While Ben and Twilight continues with their "fun" in the bedroom, outside, Pinkie is playing the horn happily. Things at the castle are going to be a lot "exciting" from now on.

 

"The End, in Black & White, no offense!"

 

Cast list
Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle
Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon, Mayor Mare, Golden Harvest
Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Bon-Bon, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Minia LaFume
Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Upper Crust
Tracy Ullman: Latrine
Jason Marsden: Ben Mare
Tom McGrath: Skipper
Chris Miller: Kowalski
Conrad Vernon: Rico
Christopher Knights: Private
Trevor Devall: Mr. Fancypants
Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Derpy Hooves, Princess Platinuum
Thomas F. Wilson: Riff Tannen
Stephanie Sheh: Snow Pillow
Lee Tockbar: Snips
Richard Ian Cox: Snails
Kathleen Barr: Trixie Lulamoon
Brian Drummond: Dr. Hooves, King Bullion
Garry Chalk: All-Aboard the Conductor
Chantal Strand: Diamond Tiara
Shannon Chan-Kent: Silver Spoon, Pinkie Pie (Singing Voice)
Corey Burton: Sir Spell Nexus
Vincent Tong: Flash Sentry, Prince Blueblood
Michael Bell: King Coldmight
Idina Menzel: Queen Frostine
Richard Steven Horvitz: Billy
Matt Hill: Soarin'
Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Jekyll Doofenshmirtz
Trevor White: Virtuous Honor
Peter New: Jet Set, Caramel
Andrew Francis: Shining Armor
Britt McKillip: Princess Cadance
Kath Soucie: Alice Bloom
Kazumi Evans: Octavis Melody, Rarity (Singing Voice)
Brenda Crichlow: Matilda
Richard Newman: Cranky Doody Donkey
Michael Daingerfield: Braeburn
Orlando Bloom: Golden Heart
Matthew Mercer: Terrorcreep
Rebecca Shoichet: Twilight Sparkle (Singing Voice)

 

With special guest voices by
Spencer Fox: Jim and Tim Possible
Krista Swan: Dani Fenton
Nancy Cartwright: Pistol
Justin Long as Taiku the Yang Luck Dragon
Cathy Cavadini: Blossom
Zachary Levi: Ryan Huffman
Angela Galluppo: Bloom
Frank Welker: Furrball
Olivia D'Abo: Invader Tak
Saskia Maarleveld: Officer Jenny
Chris Sanders: Stitch
Trey Parker: PC Principal
Noah Schnapp: Charlie Brown
Francesca Capaldi: Heather
Norm Spencer: Scott Summers/Cyclops
Christopher Daniel Barnes: Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Seth Rogen: Mantis
Maile Flanagan: Naruto Uzumaki
Kate Higgins: Sakura Haruno
Gary Oldman: Lord Shen
Danny McBride: Boss Wolf
Yuri Lowenthal: Sasuke Uchina
Jack Black: Po the Panda
Tom Hiddleston: Cryduis
David Cross: Crane
Mark Hamill: The Joker
Daveigh Chase: Lilo Pelekai
David Kaufman: Danny Fenton/Phantom
Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

 

Author's note
Well, I am pleased to say that this fic is finally done. What do you guys think? And now then, time for the next fanmake which is of the movie "Despicable Me 2". Some of the characters from the first part are back. As well for the rest...

 

Lucy Wilde-Rika Nonaka (Digimon series)
Extra with Lucy-Carly (cmara's OC)
Silas Ramsbottom: Basil Exposition (Austin Powers)

 

And that's about it, I guess. Hopefully I get more as I work on this fic. Until then, read, review and suggest.

 

This chapter holds references to the ending of the musical version of “Young Frankenstein”.

 

The clips of course are from the future episode of My Little Heroines with the other being of "Heroes Fandango".